IMAGINE picking Yenn over Triss
>Be Geralt, looking at your options>Yen: Manipulative, vindictive, genuinely loves your daughter and withstood torture to defend her>Triss: Manipulative, cowardly, sold your daughter out to the Lodge They're both pretty terrible, but at least Yen would never betray Ciri.
>>749459725*Also quick reminder that there's a long passage in the books where Triss thinks about all the magic users (male and female) she's fucked over the decades, specifically noting that both her male and female lovers tend to fart in bed.
>>749459725>>749459812>yen cucks be like
Fuck witches, I'm a ShaniCHAD
>>749459937I literally said "they're both pretty terrible", can you read? Yen is a cunt. Triss is a cunt. But Yen, at the least, didn't sell out Ciri. It's an insanely low bar. If those are Geralt's only two options, then Yen makes more sense. Ideally, of course, he'd have properly gone for any of the non-psychotic human women throwing themselves at him (Essi, Shani, etc.).
>>749459937>bookslol
>>749459521Imagine not installing the mod that lets you have both FAGGGGGGGGG
>>749459521Just pick CiriRomance both Triss and Yen, You get a good ending where Ciri comes home to live with you as a daughter-waifu
>picking witchesshani is best
>>749461970Witcher Cirihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLdRjto-xt4And Empress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFVrCriJ_g
>>749459937Run
i pick ciri !
>>749465057Cirilla is for
>>749459521Triss comes off more immature and naive than Yenn to me so I'm trying Yenn this first playthrough (I'm playing through Witcher 3 for the first time, never played 1 or 2 or read the books yet).I could absolutely see teenage me going for Triss though.
Yen is a cunt and cucks Geralt constantly. Whoever picked her has a blacked.com subscription and frequents reddit.
>You pick Triss if you've played the games only and Yen if you read the booksI'm a basic retard but this was true for me. It's really difficult to choose Triss>Yen is a whoreThey're both whores but they're also magic whores so it comes with the territory.
Thank god for Shani
>>749459521I prefer canon playthroughs so I always choose Yen
>>749465657That's the best part of W3 in my opinion. It's just as canon for the djinn's magic being cancelled to cause Geralt to lose his attraction to Yen as it is for it to be genuine.
>>749465091Knotted wolf penises primarily
>>749465057>new VA sounds absolutely atrociousF
>>749459937Flip to literally any page in Lord of the Rings and compare it to this slop.
>>749465839>No Ves routeCDPR can suck my mr. stud
>>749465828Really? I thought it sounded better than the W3 Ciri. W3 Ciri (in addition to a lot of characters) sound like it's their very first acting role, and it really stands out compared to the characters who obviously have good actors
>>749459937So it's bad that Yen sleeps around but it's fine when Geralt does it more than her?
>>749466301Yes>b-butMen have penis, women have vagina and give birthnot thesame
>>749466484>give birthRetarded fucking larper
>>749465795Girls aren't into bestiality or coomer bullshit
>>749465828Yeah, and the whole mutation is a weird story point.She already has elder blood. They are nerfing her to just be Genderbent Geralt. Doesn't make sense.I would have been happy with just continuing with Geralt's adventure. Set it before the books.Or adapt entire books, thst would have been cool.I have no interest in Ciri based game if she's not jumping through universes or ruling as an Empress
cdpr are cowards for not letting us fuck ciri
>>749467446>Doesn't make sense.It does. It do be saying Witcher in the menu of the game and that's that. Nobody cares about Ciri's book power level. If you go by the game, she can blink as a dodge. Her actual elder blood powers were so fucking handwaved it's actually quite awkward. If one thing witchers are known for by the general public, it's two swords and cat eyes. The level of cynicism of the cake having and eating the cake is yet to be determined. Who knows, maybe they will manage to write it to be palatable.
The books are the #1 reason not to pick Yen.She's an insufferable bitch who has done nothing but ruin Geralt's life.It NEVER works between them. It always ends in fighting and separation. No matter how many times the djinn compels them to return to each other. I guarantee you, a year after picking Yen they'll split up again and there won't be any djinn magic left to try for a 50th time. You'll have ruined Geralt's life and chance at happiness with that decision.
>>749467662Okay larper.
>>749459937wow they both really do suck
>>749467659Only if they still have the original writers. Which I don't think they do.The women who wrote the bloody baron storyline, does she still work for CDPR?
>>749459937god this is ass
>>749467748Which is why they are perfect for each other.Reminder to all the larpers who couldn't even read the first book. The Last Wish's story is Gerlat lying in a temple bed (being injured in the Strzyga contract) with another woman, reminiscing and flashbacking about how he met Yen AFTER he had already slipped away from her in the dead of night, like some kind of prostitute.
>>749467965the books suck dick, nothing impressive about forcing yourself to consume poorly written slop
>>749459937Why are writers so obsessed with cuckoldry?
>>749466301No it's not bad on it's own.It's only bad if both of them pretend that what they actually want is a monogamous stable relationship. Which is absolutely the bad ending for a monster hunter and a politically active sorcerers.Both of them should stop RPing as normal people because they are so insanely EXTRAordinary that they should accept their actual lives.Their lives are every second could be your last so enjoy the present in an already murderous world.>>749466484Next time do the Master Key/Shitty Lock.You are still dumb but atleast you don't come off as a complete incel
>>749467990Then why are you in a thread for the game that takes 90% of it's narrative and characters from the said slop?
>>749468040He's basically Russian USSR, doom and gloom of the 80s and a failing state
>>749459952the only logical romance for the thinking man, let the goyim deal with the jewish wenches
>>749467446adapting books is nonsense as witcher saga is literally all about ciri growing up and all the factions having plans to breed her and create the child of prophecy they can control. geralt is just lost in the woods for most of it. some of the short stories are already adapted anyway.what they should make after this is a young geralt game
>>749468130I read the books. It was Ciri centric later on, but early on up to Sorcerer Gathering at the island was mostly Geralt. Which was pretty cool.But yeah, young Geralt also works. You can even get a young voice actor or some kpop star to voice him.You'll get a bunch of women fans from this
I want to breed Triss. Simple as.
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>>749459521What can I say, I love my hunchbacks.
>>749468453They probably didn't pick up his sarcasm.He had a few quotes about Netflix as well and their show that seemed like praising but when you listen to him speak, you clearly hear the sarcasm
>>749459937Reminder that this story ends up with her not making a choice and leaving them both behind as they're about to duel to the death, the whole situation was her testing how much they knew her and generally being indecisive not wanting to take responsibility for her actions and settle down with one or the other (standard woman behaviour), geralt only figures it out at the last minute when he realises the other guy was played just as bad as him and that yen isn't even in town anymoreAlso the wizard in this story is the one they turned into a black guy in the shitflix series
>>749468064only the third game is canon with my waifu triss, i don't care about your /lit/ shit
>>749465597>>749466507Given her behavior in 1, what would she do if Geralt muttered Triss' name in his sleep?
>>749468670>Hate fuck him out of Jealousy.Might be the best sex for Geralt.
>>749459937LMFAO!! bookniggers be like "just read the books larper, yenn is the obvious choice" and then the books are this?
>>749459521Graphics became so ugly and uncanny after the 6th generation. Her skin texture looks like a cold decomposing corpse. Its a shame because her face is gorgeous but they completely shit all over that and sacrifice it on the altar of realism.Pic related is way more attractive. Lacks that uncanny valley effect.
>>749468086Cheating was very common in communist days and not in the modern open relationship kind of way.
>>749459937>tries to write a himedere>instead writes a whore
You all should have read how Ciri was captured by a gang, one of them tried to rape her, she was saved by a girl from that gang, that girl raped Ciri right after that and they became a couple. Eventually best character in the series came, let the music play and murdered the whole gang.
>>749459937Not sure what Geralt expected when he kind of just took a shortcut into Yennefer's life by getting a djinn to bootstrap them together by a magical wish. Kind of naive to expect her not to have baggage, or that it wouldn't rear its ugly head eventually. It's actually kind of impressive how gentle with him she is in light of that.Plus, anyone who's read the novels (not just the short story collection this passage is from, where their relationship is still a bit rockier) knows she's the one who's loyal to him and Ciri in the end, and Triss is two-timing schemer.
>>749459937>just read the book br-ACKKKKProof that the game is supperior and the faggot author should be glad cpdr picked it up. Cant wait to play the remake of w1
>>749471123to be fair to him, i've heard translations are fucking terrible and ruin prose of the original
>>749468653>only the third game is canonAnd the 3rd game is on the heaviest side of borrowing from the book, you tourist. For fuck's sake, the entire plot of the game is Ciri's saga in a miniature.
>>749459521I can't. Yen is horrible.
>>749469994Are you talking about Geralt?
Still don't know whether cdpr pulled off one of the greatest psyops with triss, or if it's purely the target audience's accomplishment.
So you have the chance between hunchback piss ugly witch and human hot dog from being set on fucking fireIt's hunchback piss ugly witch
>>749469807You are a retarded autist.
