is /v/ horde or alliance?
>>749460538"kek" exist for a reason retarded tourist
>>749460538Horde because I play a female blood elf priest.
Why the fuck do you blizzard fags wack it off to this shit still? Especially what nu-blizzard does to gaming.
>>749460674Seething alliance carebear
>>749460538/v/ is brown, so horde.
>>749460538Alliance Dwarf Paladin in vanillaPlanning on Dwarf Shaman in Forever
>>749460613but alliance players would be the ones seeing kekhorde players would be seeing 'bur'
>>749460538Alliance? Though loved Zul'jin the most as a kid. Even made him my WoW tag. Never got into WoW but always wonder if I could have sold the tag at its peak.
>>749460613>>749460882LOL retard noshoes btfo
>>749460882Why is the second L different for the Horde?
>>749460538
>>749460538>browns or WhitesDo you need to ask?
>humans>short humans>shorter humans>purple humansvs.>alien invaders who broke free from a demonic blood pact>ancient Jamaicans who founded the oldest empires on Azeroth>noble, nomadic beastmen >humans (dead)
>>749461064because the languages in WoW change according to string length and not individual letters
Male human paladin
>>749460538alliance but it has been ruined by asmongold and his band of retards so now i converted to horde
>>749460963when horde players say "lol" alliance players see it as "kek", because of the ingame language barrierinversely, when alliance players say "lol", horde player see "bur", which is frankly no nearly as memeable.Not sure why orcish and common translated this way
I don't particularly like either, all the cool factions are the ones that you can't join.Alliance would be cooler if they were unapologetic about being colonisers.Horde would be cooler if they embraced being evil war criminals instead of being the poor oppressed brown people stand-in.Alliance have comfier zones though, so probably them.
>>749461115Whoa, its all sounds from the games and just matches character length. That is fucking cool. Hate WoW, mad it killed the franchise. Cool way to die though, least the creators made bank and people had fun.
>>749461096Meanwhile the horde just plays faggot elves
>>749461305Alliance aren’t colonizers though. Horde is unironically and always has been more expansionist by far
>>749460538I never played WOWI'll go back to containment /vp/ but its sucked so hard for a decade now
>>749460538I play undead, fuck your weak arse hippie horde
>>749461241Interestingly, sky elves in Forever can actually communicate cross-faction because they both speak Darnassian as a secondary language. Should humans an undead be able to communicate? Maybe.
>>749461327Blood elves, yes. Sky elves, no. The Horde population is pretty evenly split, with orcs and undead being the most popular, and tauren and trolls being the least.
I'm orc warlock, nigga
>>749460963the words aren't directly translated, they randomly select a word for every combination of letters
>>749461305>colonisers>when the horde are literal foreign invaders claiming huge swathes of land and killing everything that once lived on the land they are now pretending like was a home that was owed to themThe only ones that can claim to not be a colonizer are the taurens.
>>749461550Even under “reasonable” Thrall in classic, the Horde have been shown to break promises and continue to aggressively expand into Night Elf/Human territory. The faction full of violent monsters is unironically the bad guys go figure
>>749461305>Alliance would be cooler if they were unapologetic about being colonisers.We need to rangeban India
>>749461096>descendants of servants of gods deformed by their ancient enemy>golems of iron>stewards of stone>and robot keepers>along with a once-immortal race that gave up their lifespans to stop the end of the worldvs>green hunchbacks>jamaican hunchbacks>cow hunchbacks>dead hunchbackssee I can be reductive too
>Old /v/Alliance>Nu /v/HordeIf you know you know.
>>749460538I was always Horde but I enjoy qualities of both.
>>749461804The curse of flesh was always cringe, and all the more so for ruining the lore of 3 different races. It should have just been the dwarves. Titan lore as a whole is one of the worse aspects of WoW's setting, especially once it became a rip-off of the Scandinavian pantheon.
>>749461809That's just the WoW playerbase as a whole. Belves did massive damage to horde.
>>749460538If you're normal dude and not a cowardly faggot then you roll horde. Easiest litmus test of all time and always has been.
>>749460538Alliance
horde is for faggots and blizzard's decades of bias towards them is sickeningthe people who play horde need their hands held in pvp via broken racials and in world pvp via huge world map advantages like zeppelins that can't be camped like menethil boats and being able to level in uncontested zones until level 40+not to mention the superior flight path placementsbitch ass faggot faction for retards
Alliance because I enjoyed their beginning questing areas more.
For the horde!OwOUwU
>>749461196Zugger
Horde just for the fact that gnomes are unbelievably repulsive. I despise how they look and the sounds they make. I can't imagine having to form parties with these things and having to see them walk around in cities.
Horde because Orcs and Undead were the best factions in WC3.
>>749460538Classic Horde is spiritually /v/, but Retail Alliance is less pozzed than Retail Horde.
>>749463275>oldschool Horde players genuinely BEGGING the Alliance to do a full force genocide for once on the forums at the timeTurn the diaper gnomes into scrap and red stains, we’ll single-handedly crash the fur market forever with the sheer supply glut that’ll happen.
>>749461096>humans (racist)>short humans (racist)>shorter humans (faggots)>purple humans (racist)vs>green humans (will instantly reroll to faggot elf when given the chance)>tall stoner humans (nobody plays these)>furfag humans (will instantly reroll to faggot elf unless druid)>dead humans (will instantly reroll to faggot elf when given the chance)please note that racism is a positive trait in this context
>>749460538All the best races aren't playable.If I had a faction it would be Nerubians, Arakkoans, Ethereals, Satyrs, and Centaurs.I'd say Harpies but flying is OP.
why is the scarlet crusade supposed to be evil anyway>literal undead monsters start squatting on the ruins of their former capital city>vow to purge them all and restore their kingdom>"wow look at these racist zealots!!"like wtf
>>749464608they're mind controlled by a dreadlord, retard
>>749464631every single last soldier, huh? even the guys chopping wood outside the monastery or milking cows in the barn?
>>749464631Most of the characters accusing them of being racist zealots have no idea that is the case though. They're just judging their (completely merited) actions.
>>749464608>we will purge the undead from our landsA noble goal>if you disagree with our methods, you must be undead and we will kill you tooTaking it too farAlso what >>749464631 said their leader is literally a demonic puppet
Balnazzar vs Baron Rivendare, who wins?
If you're trying to avoid streamer cancer, come play on the RP megaserver.
>>749461196bless this artist
>>749464447They already added those winged dragon fuckers who turn into deviant art OCs in retail, racial flight is no longer an obstacle.
>>749460538Alliance has nympho space goats
>>749464775>if you disagree with our methods, you must be undead and we will kill you too>Taking it too farI dunno, given that apparently shapeshifting mind controllers exist in the warcraft setting, having a hardline against people undercutting your methods feels warrantedWhat have they done thats so bad anyway? Serious question, I watched a lets play on on forsaken kingdom and all they did was purge the undead (the same ones poisoning water supplies and ruining the land to make it less habitable for the living)Its like, am I supposed to see something wrong with this?
>>749460538If i want to play as someone who is:>good outside, evil insideI play Alliance>evil outside, good insideI play Horde
>>749461196But I want to be a human with an orc gf. I miss turtle.
Never Forget
>>749460538Horde, because Im a white European and don't have to larp
>>749464901Do you allow pride faggotry but not anti pride faggotry?
>>749465001Just because they want to be gaynigger faggots doesn't mean I should debase myself the same.
>>749465863I don't know yet. We'll find out at launch.
>>749461196>>749464917>>749465819I don't care how horny the muscle mommies are.I am not joining the Horde.
>>749465762The First War was not kind to his hairline.
>>749465913Ok
Considering /v/ is populated by a gaggle of tendie faggots(americans) the majority is probably alliance
>>749466068t.
>>749461305>Alliance>colonizersAzeroth belongs to the humans, zugger
>>749465913do it
>>749465024In WoW, they were killing anyone they came across, not just the undead. Other humans, dwarves, whoever. And those they didn't kill, they gang pressed into service.
>>749461906>The curse of flesh was always cringe, and all the more so for ruining the lore of 3 different races.It's literally taken from Tolkien, where the original 7 dwarves (yes, it's THAT reference) were hewn out of stone.
>>749461398Kinda weird since Darnassus has presumably only existed for 5 years. Unless you subscribe to the theory that the Teldrasil area is an island that has been lifted up by the tree..... Regardless I feel they should call it Kaldorei or something.
>>749466540>In WoW, they were killing anyone they came across, not just the undead.Right, because presumably there's shapeshifting mind controllers on the prowl. Again, adds up.>And those they didn't kill, they gang pressed into serviceNow hang on just a minute>Fanatical puritans who purge everyone>But also they recruit randosPick a fucking lane, Blizzard
>>749466870They had to somehow justify them being able to grow and maintain their ranks. Those usually came from farmers in Tirisfal and Hearthglen.
>>749460613>"kek" exist for a reason retarded touristand yet, kek is not originally from warcraft
>>7494606134chan kek has nothing to do with WoW kek you arrogant r/4chan newfaggot.
>>749460538Horde races, Alliance architecture.
>>749467018what if blizzard dev was a 4chedditeur and did it on purpose thoughbeit?
>>749466956>they had to invent justification for the retarded caricature they had concocted not surviving even basic surface level questions about how the caricature interacted with the world because such a concept was obviously retarded in the first placefancy that
>>749467018>4chan kek has nothing to do with WoW kekYes it does you retard newfag lmaoYou sad to know your special internet secret club word came from WoW? BUR
Alliance for me
Horde paladins are so cringe it's unreal
>>749466956>Those usually came from farmers in Tirisfal and Hearthglen.It's so weird to me that this is being pitched this way.>"Hey farmers, you know those undead monsters that desecrated your homeland and tore down your king? We're gunna fight em. You should join us. We humans have to stick together.">'No way fag'Like, what? From the outside looking in, as someone who doesn't have a weird mind virus that makes me view literal undead poisoning my homeland as "its just dey culcha", how is this a hard pitch to make? How is this concept so unpopular with the remaining humans that they have to be "forced" to fight for their home?The Scarlet Crusade is just such a stupid leftoid fantasy that it blows my mind every time I try to see any writing involving these guys. These people have the minds of toddlers.
>>749460538horde but only for female goblin pussy
horde
Horde because I RP rape and eat female corpses.
>>749467475This but I wear alliance colors and tabards and larp as a high elf
>>749464608They dare to be hostile towards the horde which means they are bad. You must forgive the horde no matter what they do or you are racist.
>>749465762The archetype of "charismatic soldier with a cool sword" died either with Bolvar or Varian depending on if you count him defeating a fel reaver on his own as too over-the-top. Now there's only various grades of superheroes left for important lore characters in the Alliance.
If a game allows me to play Dwarf, I play Dwarf. Simple as.
>>749467182so you're just trolling then? or do you actually think the knowyourmeme page you're consulting is the truth?
>>749466110what the fuck am i looking at
>>749465001Dracthyr's racial flight ability is literally just a flying mount disguised as a racial
>>749467642Danath Trollbane still exists to embarrass himself.
>>749460613It's downstream from the reddit obsession that began when it was identified as the source of those shitty rage comics, then everything started to be prefixed with an ironic "le", then people started saying "lel" instead of "lol", then the "toplel" "topkek" "kek the egyptian goddess" shit started. In the end it's just insecure raped faggots letting everyone steal their culture who can't say lol because facebook boomers also say lol. Same shit with the forced "bait" meme desperately trying to replace "trolling".
>>749461001Bottom-right looks good.
>nu4chan doesn't know kek came from WoWjesus christ, let me guess you also don't know gg came from starcraft
>>749460538/v/ is 100% Horde. They're a bunch of ugly misfit losers and many of them are so stupid, gay, or coom-brained that they would roll Bloodelf.Makes sense that they play WoW too, because they're bad at videogames.Reddit is more Alliance coded.
>>749460538horde = niggersalliance = /v/
>>749468118>Reddit is more cuck codedagreed
>>749467783Anything tangibly related with trolls got derailed in The War Within and Midnight where the revelation that elves were trolls is somehow supposed to undo eons of animosity up to and including the Horde attacking the Amani about as many times as they attacked the Human kingdoms after the blood elves joined. Danath forgetting that up until a couple years ago they were attempting to annex Stromgarde, while he was leading the defense is par for course.
>>749468059I don't think Starcraft was the first game to invent "good game" or abbreviations
>>749460538Never understood why any non-human races were in the alliance
>>749468252retard
>>749468252it may shock you zoomer but starcraft was one of, if not, the first online competitive game
>>749468252would check out, actually
>>749468118>>749468182>redditor projectsguess that answers that questiongood use of your fishing skill anon
>>749460538it dependshow brown is /v/
>>749467946yes, that was the point.
>>749460538I'm surprised I've never seen an edit of this pic with two chicks making outseems kinda on point for wow porn
>>749467678we can tell you came here post 2016
>>749464706Especially them
>>749468312i know you're implying i fell for bait but "kek" did in fact come from World of Warcraft. i know because i lived through that era of online discourse
Both sides are just filled with lame faggoty elves so it doesn't matter any more
>>749465009>no toes to suckInto the trash.
>>749469420and gg came from starcraft you retard
>>749460538>human male warrior vs green niggersurprising how many choose horde
>>749461196Even the horde should reject a cowardly greenback like you if that is all it takes for you to turn yellow.
>>749466068how much of a seething faggot do you have to be to drag your mindbroken console war garbage into a completely unrelated thread?
