Gacha games "gameplay"
>>749488537>CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT>CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT>CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT
>>749488501Steamcucks opening lootboxes.
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586I used to work in an Indian (feather style) owned casino.
>SUPER MEGA ANAL RAPE BONUS>*explosion sound*>FEATURE BONUS (WIN UP TO x1000)>*epileptic laser show 2ft in front of your eyes*>*ground rumbles*>*seat starts spinning 360°* degrees at 100mph>FEATURE BONUS OVER>CONGRATULATIONS>YOU WON (5000000000000000000 CREDITS)>it's actually 5 bucks
PC gamers showing off their skill they developed
>>749488501>neets watching their boomer parents flush their free ride down the drain
>>749488501This is what they meant by>boomers will find a magical way to take their generational wealth to the graveThe fucked thing is Gen X and onward are flushing their shit down the drain too on stupid cryptoscams and other get rich quick trust-me-bro shit like scalping cardboard and sweatshop cloth
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586What is their IQ?
>>749490207Equal to their age minus 27
>>749488882I laughed to the dismay of my Uber driver
There's a movie called Vortex about this stuff and it's really fucking good. Strong recommend.>>749490539They're not people anyway, they don't have feelings
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586>the more you play, the greater your chance of winning bigYou literally cannot refute this in any way whatsoever. You HAVE to reframe it in order to address it, because it is simply factually true, and reframing is not a refutation, it is a different argument
>>749490934The same can be said about carnival games like shoot the can, or balloon pop
>>749488501*LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK* *LEFT CLICK*.....
>>749488501I honest to jesus don't understand how people find this shit or gacha lower effort than just betting on stocks or horses.Why the fuck would I want to spend the day clicking/pushing a button?Surely we can automate most of the process and just leave the important bits, yeah?
>>749488501>jrpg gameplay*FTFY
>>749491515But enough about Final Fantasy
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586>people unironically throw money at this to get nothing in returnMight as well throw your money in a trash can.
>>749491515gacha indulges in the want to earn things by havin a progression system that you build over a long time to fulfill sense of accomplishment and also ummm the more engaged u are the more liklyyy u are to sepdn money
>>749490934>the more you play, the greater your chance of winning bigIt's not a 'greater' chance if your odds stay the same, that's a gambler's fallacy
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586>think vegas is a crazy wild west city with big money gamblers playing cards and shooting eachother with revolvers as a kid>this is what it actually is
>>749492145>100 1/1000 chances is the same as 1 1/1000 chanceGot it, makes more than 0 sense
>>749492102>gacha indulges in the want to earn things by havin a progression system that you build over a long time to fulfill sense of accomplishmentThis is fine. The part that bothers me is the over animated and often individual opening of boxes. Or the physical equivalent, push the slot machine's button a billion times.Like I don't get why these games won't respect my time. Wouldn't I spend more money if spending them didn't echaust me?
>>749492145>It's not a 'greater' chance if your odds stay the sameDis nigga failed Stats101 lmao
>>749490934I prefer "You can't win if you don't play" as far as bad advice true axioms go
>>749492362>Wouldn't I spend more money if spending them didn't echaust me?Not the target audience if your heart rate doesn't go up every time you pull. It's like how even though alcohol is a downer, alcoholics hear rates go up when they take those first sips
>>749488501>boomers: FUCK YOU GAMBLING MY PENSION GIVE ME MY SOCIAL SECURITY NO INHERITANCE >millennials/gen a & z: FUCK YOU GAMBLING MY ENTIRE 401K LETS GOOOOOO TRUMP GIVE ME 5K PLEEEEASE
>>749492320>>749492394You probably think buying 100 separate lottery tickets increases your chance of winning the lottery by 100x
>>749490934It is true but you miss the part where most people will run out of cash before winning big.
>>749492605>shifts from "its not greater" to "you probably think its a 1:1 increase"Just say you were wrong when you said its not a greater chance to have multiple of the same odds
>>749492605>You probably think buying 100 separate lottery tickets increases your chance of winning the lottery by 100xYes if you take Action A with a chance of win X, 100(A) would mean 100(X). You didn't just fail stats, you failed algebra too?
>>749493045>>749493304>buy 100 lottery tickets >they all loseBetter buy a thousand
>>749493304So if you roll six dice, there's a 100% chance at least one of them is going to be a six?
>>749488501>Grandpa died>Had a sizeable portfolio that would have greatly helped my father>Grandpa gave it all to his older sister who has been dying of colon cancer for the last 8 years and we don't know how much longer she has left>She liquidated the portfolio, moved to Vegas, gambled it all away, and died 2 years later I wouldn't be upset about this, expect one of the last things my grandfather ever said to me, of the few words he actually did throughout my entire existence, was "you're selfish and lazy". Boomers can't die soon enough.
>>749488537unironically a form of hypnosis for the mentally disabled (elderly)
We need to go back to >put coin in slot>pull cool lever>three actual physical reels spin>if you match 3 wacky symbols some coins come out
>>749493403It is unequivocably true that if you buy 1000 lottery tickets instead of 100 that your chances will be greater, yes. That is the inarguable point of fact that you are trying to argue for some reason, and exactly as i said all you can do is reframe (or retardedly say false things like the odds remain the same)
>>749488537This is so much funnier after some gambapilled anon explained that this isn't even the part where you're supposed to paw at the screen. They're actually wasting their rolls doing this instead of laying on the wheel.
>>749488501>>749488882Just like my porn gameshttps://files.catbox.moe/whjjdl.mp4Also me on the back pressing the button with force
>>749493918The goyim were winning too much with those, because there was a guaranteed eventual win from the mechanisms being able to line up. With software they can be allowed to never win, but get given little worthless goy tokens and flashing lights to FEEL like they can eventually win
>>7494885011000 times better than the million young people gambling in online casinos.
>>749494078Funny thing is, the only gambling addict I know is an old jewess boomer friend of my mom’s. They just can’t stop falling for their own poison.
I feel bad for them even if they are irresponsible and retarded.Like I want to just gather up all the old folks in that room and yell at them to just play whatever card or boardgame they fancy together.
>>749488501Name the best casino game
>>749494480f-zero GX
>>749488501>these are the anons telling you to stop gaming
>casino>>you're never guaranteed to win, odds never change, never give you the ability to play for free>gacha>you are always guaranteed to win in a set amount of tries, the "gambling" comes from the ability to win early, some have rates increase at you get close to the se lt amount or have rate up periods, always gives you the ability to play for free and still "gamble" for free>>749492362>over animatedIt's not really and it's always a pack of 10 just like trading cards
>>749488501Take the riichi mahjong pill
>>749494960>set amount*
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586All these people will be dead soon. How do casinos plan to survive?
>>749495183by banning videogames
>>749494480Now that i think of it, i can only think of side modes with casino elements
>>749494480Dragon Quest
>>749488501>Gacha games "gameplay"Yes, you get waifus and you’re happy. That's the game.Live with it.
No I need>Slots Japan> :OOOO
>>749492269>this is what it actually isOnly when it comes to slots. Table games attracts completely different crowds, especially when it comes to high limit tables and poker tables. Poker tables can get pretty rough still. Never seen anyone get shot over poker but fights that break out in the poker room at the casino I work at can get real ugly real fast, especially compared to other games since you've got people from all walks of life playing against each other with money on the line.
>>749491408PD2 ladder reset in 2 weeksget ready bois
>>749488501They're playing with pension dollars. IE tax from younger people. Should be taken out and shot for it.
>>749495183By buying online sport gambling apps and prediction markets.
>>749488537No different to people on their phone doomscrolling, swiping at a screen.
>>749488537You're sitting here playing children's video games while these folks are GRABBING THAT CASH
>>749488760Story time, anon?
>>749496869They’re both bad for you mentally, but only one is bad for you financially. You sound addicted to gambling.
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586bigger gamers than anyone on /v/
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586Fart!
>>749496978NTA but I've also worked in an Indian casino and you tend to accumulate a lot of stories. Funny enough the worst tend to involve members of the tribe that own said casino>used to work security in one>got called to a fight on the gaming floor>dude's sitting at a slot machine with s broken deck holding a bloody nose>points out a native girl, says she punched him and slammed his face into the slot machine (hard to believe I know but native girls are fucking terrifying like that)>leave him to one of the other security guards who respond to go talk to the girl and figure out what the fuck is going on>she says she asked the dude to move so she could play that machine and he refused to>tell her she's not allowed back for 24 hours (sounds light I know, but the casino was pretty deadset on escalating exclusions)>after yelling at me for a bit and calling me a limp dick faggot she storms out>get a call from surveillance about 10 minutes later, apparently she came back in and marched over to VIP services>confront her again, she's rambling to a VIP rep about how the casino needs to get its shit together and teach security to leave members of the tribe alone>tell her since she came back she's now kicked out for a week>starts going on about how since she belongs to the tribe that owns the casino I work for her, her brother works here and I'm going to be out of a fucking job once she has a word with him, absolutely refuses to leave>fed up with her shit by this point so I just call up tribal police, while I'm trying to contact dispatch she tries to grab my radio so I shove her back>have to push her back multiple times before tribal police shows up, she puts up a fight with them too to the point where they have to put her in a wrap. >look up her brother via her last name in our employee records while doing an incident report for the clusterfuck>he was a fucking groundskeeper>record lists him as inactive so he doesn't even fucking work there anymore
>>749499836Thanks, anon.Why are indians so unhinged and impulsive?>I just call up tribal policeThat's extremely alien to a european. I know the indians have all kinds of crazy and undeserved privileges, but them having their own kind of police is pretty wild.The very definition of privilege I guess. Privilege = privata lex = private (own) law.
>>749494983mahjong with gambling at parlors is done in tonpuu
>>749492539The money he is playing is play money credited by the Casino to promote the brand. His reactions are not authentic
>>749488501Me 6th on the line using the advanced hand change technique.
>>749495183I work in casinos. Yeah it's mostly elderly people, but there's more and more young people as well, for some reason. Also foreigners love gambling in American casinos. Casinos make crazy money. I've seen them renting some gaming machines for $2500 a DAY and that's worth it to them.
>>749490934You're coded to lose
>>749488537The thing that always tickles me is that they're not even doing the Cashnado right. You have to activate it, dumbasses. Those buttons on screen are there for a reason.
>>749500582>take their land>genocide them>give the few survivors privileges that don't even amount to 0,000.000.001% of value of damage done>some faggot "European" (100% brown) thinks this is extravagant
>>74949518395% sports betting, 5% slot machines.
>>749499836Fake, they don't let members of the tribe gamble in their own casinos, only the casinos of other tribes
>>749501313>genocide them>they're still alive
>>749501313I wish my ancestors were genocided so I could sit on my ass all day drinking alcohol and doing hard drugs 24/7
>>749488501I really thought the mega casino industry would fall once the boomer generation died out but I gotta be honest, almost everyone I know gambles daily, whether its some bullshit sports app or kalshi/polymarket shit or its just dumbfuck trends like Pokemon cards. My friend admitted to opening over 5000 pokemon packs to brag how he found a $500 card in just one of them. Gotta hand it to the gambling chiefs, they knew how to garner a younger audience.
>>749488537>Your inheritance? Sorry son, but it's a CASHNADO
>>749501569Reminder that every boomer male thinks they are physically and mentally 25 years old, it's why they get enraged at the sight of young couples, it makes them realize that they are old. That boomer who tried to drown a cripple is a perfect example.
>>749501330This. Casinos will all but die out but gambling has adapted to the times.
>>749501547Something like 45-50% of men under the age of 40 have or had gambling debt. It is completely fucked Anon. All of our young men are addicts. No one is standing up for this, one side actively hates men and the other promotes this behavior to them as truly masculine. Shit's fucked I'm afraid.
https://youtu.be/K8pKic4_auQSEND HELP. ITS UP RIGHT NOW
>>749501547The most insidious thing to me is that there's a way to gamble on any interest. Not interested in sports? You can gamble on real world events, politics, Pokemon as you said etc. They managed to find a way to bring in everyone.
>>749500582>them having their own kind of police is pretty wild.Eh, it's not that wild really. They're pretty limited in what they're capable of. A lot of what they do around the casino is catch and release shit, like if someone's trespassing or engaging in disorderly conduct they'll just detain them, write them a citation, and then tell them to get the fuck off property or drop them off downtown somewhere. From what I understand they've got pretty limited options when it comes to arresting and transporting suspects, especially tribal members and generally prefer not to do it unless they absolutely have to. They'll also assist other agencies from time to time with traffic stops and shit as needed though. It's not like they're some law enforcement agency that plays by their own rules or some shit.Also funnily enough most of the officers for this particular tribal police agency are white or Hispanic. A lot of them are lateral officers who got burned out working for the city police or sheriff's department and wanted something a little more easy going.
>>749501429Except that's completely wrong, fucktard.
>>749501547>dumbfuck trends like Pokemon cardsThis. Buying those packs is literally gambling, but people pretend it's just a hobby like any other haha....
>>749501703The worst part is that they all lie to each other and themselves into thinking that 1 win justifies all those losses. I swear the entire US economy hinges on the massive amount of debt that each citizen has. Even the most broken ass RNG in games is a cake walk compared to gambling odds.
>>749501429>>749501978Never seen that but it's possible there may be some casinos or tribes doing that somewhere. I doubt most of them give a shit though.
>>749501751Whats even more fucked up is that people will inevitably change the course of actual history just to win small bags. Oh, this shitty politician has insanely low odds of winning? Better tell this massive community of debt addicts to go vote for him so we can make some money.
>>749502079The amount of people who lie to themselves about obviously harmful things like marijuana and gambling being healthy and normal is one of the darkest parts of society. No you retard it isn't normal to "have" to be high to go grocery shopping and no, losing $2000 betting on football is awful.
>>749494480Chamber game
>>749501738Performative
>>749502051Im so glad I got that shit out of my system when I was 10 years old like a normal adjusted person
>>749502185Anon, the US currently has an administration where fucking with prediction markets based on their own behavior is sort of their only real interest.
>>749493918Turns out when its a silly plastic card with smart tap, retarded boomers are much more likely to keep playing unaware as to how much money they're spending in seconds
>>749502203These same people demonize alcohol and cigarettes, fuckem, those tranny freaks deserve a bullet.
>>749501489Genocide =/= total eradication.>>749501491That's only part one, part two is to also be in a liberal and rich enough country that would actually give you something. Most would either ignore you or quietly continue to genocide you. Like Russia is currently sending off people from tribes that only have 100-something people in them left to die in their war.
I just jerk off to the charactersFilthy sluts
>>749502164Pretty sure that's a matter of policy. For the casino I work at the only employees who are outright forbidden from gaming at the casino are the surveillance team (and of course they're still allowed to gamble at other casinos). Table game dealers have somewhat limited options for gambling. They're allowed to play slots but they're not allowed on the table games and vice versa for slot employees.
>>749501429That's turbo-retarded. At least in the first case, it's like an extra tax that they pay for better roads or schools or whatever, in the latter case the money is gone to the other tribe.
the big boy serious stock market for adults is not gambling right?
>>749502203Those stupid ass hippies that say weed is natural piss me off so much. What the fuck is natural about the growing process we use for weed today? Chemicals, specific lighting and atmospheric conditions, meticulous preening, reproduction starving. I like getting high but I'm not pretending like its good for me.
>>749502293Yeah, I enjoyed playing the game when I was a kid but almost nobody does anymore. Sometimes a friend will tell me about the cool new card he just pulled and I'll ask what it does, and they never know lmao they only know that some website says it's worth a couple hundred bucks or whatever Someone was telling me that the English cards are more valuable than the Japanese ones because the Japanese cards have higher quality and manufacturing standards, so perfect jap cards aren't that rare so they're not very valuable. Meanwhile Pokemon literally prints shittier cards for the West and people slurp that shit down BECAUSE they're more fucked up (on purpose) so perfect cards are rare and somehow valuable. I think it's retarded but whatever, not my problem I guess
>>749502425Same, hate casinos and gambling, but love that luster the highest class casinos have with all the British spies playing against supervillains and the hot girls in bunny girl suits and slutty evening dresses.
>>749502348Yeah, i cant even get into that whole mess, its seriously depressing, but youre absolutely correct.
>>749502557I tried messing with stock market back when Gamestop was booming. I realized very quickly its just the same damn thing, just as many rules and cheats too.
>>749502646Huh, I didn’t watch that version of Casino Royale. Mine just had cock and ball torture.
>>749502557Everything's gambling if you gamble on it. The reasonable people making "risky" bets are actually inside trading and the reasonable law-abiding people hedge their investments so it always goes up in the long run as long as the economy doesn't collapse. Only idiots gamble on the stock market.
>>749502596Especially modern weed, it's so far from the shit hippies were smoking that it's basically a different species now. They bred it for maximum THC so it really fucks you up while ditching the other things like CBD, etc that actually had some degree of medicinal value. And it's still not strong enough for modern smokers, they still have to use concentrates and dab rigs and all kinds of shit to get high off this superweed. And yeah that's not even getting into all the pesticides, suspicious fertilizers, and other shit it's coated with now.
>>749488501>>749488537>>749488586These people vote for "fiscal conervatism"
>>749502557>>749502724It's only gambling if you're a poorfag. Rich or powerful have inside info or can manipulate it, at least slightly.
>>749502641Which sucks because its actually a pretty decent card game in its own right. I had fun playing it as a kid.
>>749502776Some people are into that.
>>749502838Holy shit the dab oil is straight toxic. How people are able to function on that is next level. I tried it a few times and I legit cannot do anything.
>>749501547We've been gambling since ancient times anon it's never going anywhere. People love the thrill.
>>749502896Yeah dude. Im on a site about videogames. Im kind of a poorfag. But at least im not a gambling addicted poorfag.
>>749503023Plus you’re sucking it out of a robot dick that will blow your lungs out.
>>749503053Sure but you can admit that the boomer generation truly built it into an economic industry far beyond just throwing some dice in the alley or betting on horses.
No different to this
>>749501738someone viggle AI this with gigachad
>>749503118A.i. clankers prepping the human race to be pistonwashers.
>>749503156Yes it is. What is your point, that they are both in front of screens?
>>749488501why does rolling like once a month for like 2 minutes scare /v/ so much?
Boomers would rather blow their generational wealth passed on to them by the slients on cruises and casinos and medical expenses than pass it on. You don't hate boomers enough
>>749503253yes, screen bad you pussy ass faggot
TOTALBOOMERDEATHSOON
>>749503279>smoke the crack rock, you coward!
>>749503385My boomer is leaving me tons. Sorry to hear yours is brown/low caste jew.
>>749501313Yeah but they get free school at least here in Canada, that's a massive gift not many take advantage of not to mention no taxes
>>749503402What the fuck does that have to do with the topic of gacha games dummy?
>>749502408>Genocide =/= total eradicationThat's the last (you) I'm giving you. It means total eradication.
>>749503690
>>749502646Yeah fuck gambling, and I'm not into gacha games, but they make some awesome fap material
>>749488586First one that looks like actual gameplay.
>>749503453kek
>Sorry son but I sold our house to afford payments at the retirement home and so I can keep gambling till I die>don't like it? Well you shouldve worked harder and given firmer handshakes.
>>749488537So does the cashnado give out free cash or is it just a distraction?
>>749488586Faster.
>>749503706Yeah and that's why Jews, Armenians, Tutsi etc are no longer around. Oh wait.
>>749504326You know, I pity the boomer, it must be terrible to be in so much denial of death. A real self inflicted hell on Earth
>>749504607Uh, chud? That’s just a testament to how good the jews are at surviving.
>>749493731>grandparents on my mom's side have been doing their damnedest to leave nothing behind, spending every bit of spare money they have on multiple cruises every year>my dad dies unexpectedly of a heart attack>grandma calls me the hour after it happens and the first thing she says is "Did he leave you any money? Oh wait, he probably didn't huh?"I'm dedicating the remaining years of her life to making sure she knows she's unloved and will burn in Hell.
My parents were the opposite of the boomers that get memed on around here. They never had much but will give me any support I need. I’m an only child so I’ll inherit everything when my dad goes.
>>749504763There is something about having probably the easiest economic upbringing in history and still ending up the most bitter people in existence that just seems weird to me. Shouldnt these people be happy? They had it all, and they generally seem so triggered by everything.
>>749505038The memes are from bolsheviks, so you can safely ignore them.
>>749504326I noticed my gambling addict father was getting dementia. Literally convinced him to make a joint account, and put a limit on his card. A lot of stupid cunts in my family were upset at first, because they thought I was trying to steal his money, but then 2 years later they said it was a good idea. Like all cunts, they still won't apologize and tried to gaslight me into thinking they helped me the entire time so they can get some money.Love from Kazakhstan
>boomers finally start dying>sudden wave of them crying about nobody buying their homes at 500k+>people look into wtf is going on financially>turns out they have been selling their homes to private equity (blackrock/blackstone)>looks deeper into the finances>the reason boomers are mass selling their homes is to afford retirement homes>those retirement homes have quadrupled their prices >those retirement homes are ran by the same private equity firms that are buying the boomer's homesLife isn't a tragedy, its a comedy.
>>749504819The Jews are all inbred. Their entire genology is dying at a faster rate than any race.
>>749488501These people are the reason we need to import infinity migrants to pay for pensions and why nobody young can buy a house. Very cool
>>749505217That’s why they have shabbos goyim like the Trumps to breed.
>>749488586>>749488537>>749488501>this is the last generation of people who will EVER give a fuck about casinos againhow do we cope, vegas bros?
>>749505192>entire generation made out of bloodsucking dumbshits>dumbshits get taken advantage of by the same bloodsuckers.Pottery
>>749505291I'm glad. Fuck casinos. I only go to them to get food, and even then, they are boring as fuck. Great buffets if you're in college and starving.
>>749505192You can just name them here.
>>749505278There is something distinctly wrong with Trump's dna as well. All of them are uncanny at best. We dont talk about how weird looking that man has been his entire life.
>>749505217I took a biomed class in highschool and during the genetic disease portion I was shocked at how Jews were something like 2-4x more predisposed to pretty much every disease we learned about. There are entire diseases that are almost entirely unique to jews due to how inbred they are.
>>749505309>bloodsucking Least obvious kike scapegoater.
>>749505347>Great buffets if you're in college and starving>$50 for a buffetbro just go to any other restaurant
>>749505390>went bald at 30>having strokes every couple months I think you're onto something.
>>749505309Yeah except those same jews taking advantage of them now own fuck tons of realestate so the prices will never ever go down.
>>749505291I live in Hawaii and Vegas is the ONLY place these people will ever go. They call it the 9th island. Granted I dont think that population of filipinos will ever support the economy of Vegas independently but its distinctly wired into their entire culture and theres no sign of it slowing down at all.
>>749501313You can blame the jews for that one. Maybe the only good thing the jews did.
>>749493731>>749504849>some old people are so selfishBut could you save money all your life and then give it to your kids instead of enjoying it? And history is also full of young people who got huge inheritances and blown it all.What I'm saying is, there's lots of legitimate reasons to hate boomers.>waaah, they didn't give all their money to meIsn't one of them.
>>749505475Cant argue with that. When people say that boomers destroyed this country, thats the real reason. They sold it. I genuinely dont think there is an exit plan.
>>749505406Not only that, the ashkenazim are 40% canaanite. Makes you really think, seeing how the canaanites got cursed.
>>749505406Its even a joke in modern culture that the Jew is inherently fragile and prone to disease. Not to mention all you need to do is look at one and its obvious that the majority are heavily deformed. Its the modern day Hapsburg jaw.
>>749505603The only solution is getting together with four or five friends, purchasing a chunk of land together, and building in it slowly. Communes are the only path forward.
>>749505603Pretty much. The boomers sold everything in their country to either foreign lands (cheap labor so all their shit is less expensive) or to corporations who want to enslave their children.
>>749505467Hes also weirdly fat. Like not normal fat, him and his sons are shaped like pears. Theres some hormonal imbalances there.
>>749505618Reminder that everyone should play DeSu.
>>749505765Shit dawg, i wish, but everyone I know that isnt a boomer is struggling perpetually.
>>749496281Poker tables in Vegas are all filled with jeets, chinks, and yuro grinders who play 99% online and have no social skills. That was my experience at the hold 'em tables a year ago at least
>>749505785Just like Musk. jews get fat in freakish ways.
>>749505138The can't let go, anon. They see the world changing rapidly, they most lucid of them realize things are going down the shitter and they lived blessed lives. They keep clinging to the idea that they just need a faster car or a bigger house and things will be all right in the world. That is if they're not numbing themselves silly with vapid adictions and thrills. They feel their bodies getting weaker, their sons and daughters drifting further and further away and that all the stupid consumerism didn't fill the hole they have in their hearts. They're pitiful creatures.
>>749505547>waaah, they didn't give all their money to me>Isn't one of them.Yes it is. You're supposed to leave something behind for your legacy so it can continue to build. Selfishly burning it all away for temporary pleasure is deranged. >But could you save money all your life and then give it to your kids instead of enjoying it?Absolutely, because my father was a good person who instilled me with proper values. Why the fuck would I burn away the foundation he left for me and hand it over to child-raping kikes so my own progeny can end up powerless? Kill yourself, demon.
>>749488586kek
>>749505547fuck that I'm going to try and give my kids the best headstart they can get.
>>749506064Adding to this, my father was literally abandoned on a doorstep as a baby and worked up from nothing. The reason my demonic grandma assumed he left me nothing was because he lived like a pauper. Turns out there was a reason for that, because he was quietly accumulating wealth to leave for his children instead of throwing it in the garbage.
>>749505976Musks problem is clearly an overuse of HGH. He can afford all the drugs his friends use to get insane physiques but he lacks any element of dedication. So it swells up his organs and provides zero nutrients to his muscles because he doesnt use them on his Khole binges.
>>749490934true but you're more likely to lose all your money first
>>749506196His dad is also an admitted kike. Nice damage control, though.
>>749506258Could always be both. HGH abuse gives you that fucked up orangutan look over time.
>>749506038I really wonder how the millenial generations will adjust to aging. The generation saw so many advances and drastic changes into not only culture and technology but the entire economy has shifted so wildly. I kind of feel like they were all burnt out by 30 anyway.
>>749506302It’s both.
>>749506258Lol I'm not protecting the ratjews, I genuinely couldnt tell since he barely looks human anyway but i still think its both. Even the majority of rats are skinny as fuck and look nothing like leon
>>749488537>these lead poisoned boomers are the people who own more than half of the wealthno wonder the world is going to shit
>>749505842I've yet to play that one.
>>749506404>grandpa is loaded with toxic asbestos>dad is loaded with toxic lead>I am loaded with toxic microplasticsWe are the plastic-brained generation
>>749506196>>749506302His solution to every problem is injecting testosterone. He has a fucking estrogen deficiency, men are supposed to have a small amount of estrogen just like women have a small amount of testosterone. He obliterated his estrogen levels, that's why he looks like that.
>>749506435It’s the story of Cain and Abel but actually interesting because it’s anime.
>>749506404a while ago i learned leaded gasoline was banned on creation due to obviously being too dangerous and greatest generation lobbyists got it unbannedperhaps, we shouldn't be so hard on them
>>749501313>take their landIn order for it to be "your land" you need to be able to defend it. Otherwise, I could say this entire earth is "my land." Doesn't mean shit.
>>749506315I think we, as a generation, are trying to fill that same hole boomers have with ideology and politics, rather than material goods. We hope not for a faster car or a bigger house, but non corrupt politician or leader figure.
When boomers die and go to hell their personalized eternal torture will be them being forced to live as a millenial/gen x with boomer parents/grandparents.
to play devil's advocate, the popular gachas are actual games and they also have pity systems so it's never as bad as throwing a bunch of money for an unknown chance at something, you know exactly how much you'd need to spend to get things.they're still a trap for collectors and people with no willpower whatsoever though
>>749504607>JewsWell, about that...
>>749494480Either the casino minigames from Super Mario 64 DS, or the ones from God Hand.>real answerPoker. You're playing against other people instead of the house, and the odds will ALWAYS be in favor of the house in the other games. Just learn what things to avoid/be wary of:>players speaking foreign languages (table-talk is cheating)>side bets on what the flop cards will be (always bad odds)>tables with less than 7-9 people (more paying blinds and more likely to be beat by bad hands)Things to be looking for:>drunk people (always lose quickly)>black people (suck at gambling)>people with stacks at or less than half the other players (will go all-in on the next good pair of cards they get. go for a flush, straight, or three-of-a-kind. Aces never hold.)you can call out other players for cheating if you're suspicious, even if you can't prove it most cheats will switch tables or leave if they think someone's on to them. (most cheaters operate in pairs and are useless alone)
>>749506497>>749506404
>>749506879I thought blacks didn't fuck with poker? The stereotype in my area is that the blacks get their welfare check and then go to the roulette table and get mad as they lose it all.
>>749506979Replace microplastics with mercury, my vaccinated goy.
>>749488501That's half of all public spending right there
>>749506603I hope to have a house at all.
>>749506989Craps is the blacks game of choice, but really they play all games the same way any other race plays all games.
>>749488537Is the point of the cashnado to low-key check which patrons are already dead instead of not currently gambling?
>>749506064>>749506097And what percentage of the money you saved for retirement would you give them? All of it? Half of it and use the other half to finally have fun after you don't need to work anymore? What if they hate you for not leaving them all of it? What if you really don't like the adults your kids grew into, what if you're sure they would blow it all in a flash, even then? Just out of sense of obligation?Because all of the stories ITT describe anything buy great relations. It's easy to leave money to someone you like. Only a real degenerate would blow the money gambling regardless of loving their kids. How many people would hold themselves from having fun with their money just to leave it to relatives who hate their guts and it's mutual?
>>749507039Okay but Mercury is kind of cool. Im like the T1000 from Terminator.
>we will never see this kino in Dragon Quest again because of europeFucking sucks, man.
>>749507072Im just hoping I can afford a single bedroom condo one day
>>749506989>the stereotype in my area is that the blacks get their welfare check and then go to the roulette table and get mad as they lose it all.That's true where I live as well. But the poker room is a gathering place for all sorts of people. Half the fun is seeing what weirdos come down.>black guys will always be wearing something flashy and buy back in at the table when they bust. (we had one guy keep pulling bills out of his socks. the dealer told him to quit grossing everyone out)>asian guys who are gambling on their phone at the same time. (also they get up every 30 minutes for an angry phone call from their wives, funniest shit)>old white men who are more interested in whatever sports game is on the TVs. Baseball cap from company they work at/own is mandatory>middle aged women who are dangerously good at reading people. avoid.>old women who came with their husband and are just burning money away. primarily slots players>college kids who have never played in a casino before and are broke before their drinks arrive
>>749507628I always liked the stereotypical guy in a oversized suit with greasy hair white knuckling some horse betting tickets who hasnt slept in a few days due to frequent coke binges. You dont see them as much anymore because the community is flooded but theyre still there and I love em for that.
>>749507556Funniest chatbot.
>>749507609Nuke Europe, the cancer runs too deep
>>749507325Best course of action is to put most of your assets into savings accounts that could be passed on to hiers upon death. Guaranteed growth that you can leech off of in retirement. From there its really up to how you raised your kids to handle their finances.
>>749507829Thanks goy, i try.
>>749488501But in my gacha we're racing in Porsches and not-Porsches.
>>749501547There's no more honest work
>>749506497i think it's great that humans have just passively accepted that being poisoned by private companies is just natural
>>749509082So true, demon sis.
>>749508772We used to make things, now all we do is move money around. I think that was from a movie.
>>749501547Gambling in general, yes, but the LV casinos are in dire straits. Boomers dying and running out of money, upcoming generations have no money and don't see any value in the casino "atmosphere." They are currently on life support by appealing to the last of the billionaires, selling "experiences" at enormous markup. It's like the opposite of the race to the bottom, it's the panicked climb to the top of the profit per person chart before you fall to your death.
>>749510580I can’t wait for the entirety of that satanic city to go belly up. >muh speculation market doeYou don’t have to got to Las Faggots to do that.
>>749488501I love how angry gacha makes the queers from r/games that come on herenot my fault you fags hate anime and can't appreciate a fun gamenow I want each of you to reply to me so I know how many of you subhumans I caused to run back to your hugbox ;)
I laugh every day that boomers are the most suicidal age demographic
>>749510712sir this is the boomer hate thread
>>749505475Not my problem
>>749510580What can a casino even offer a billionaire? Gambling through games is and always was for poor people. Rich people have far better options for dopamine.
>>749488586jej i imagine hes like a dead rising 2 psychopath and obsessed with gambling and tries to murder you if you stop him
>>749510712>a fun>game
>>749492539AW.FUCK DUDE I'MA FUCK A DUDE
>>749494480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrqAEwEpNE
>>749510328Yes, the art of moving money from poor people to rich people. And when they run out of money, the government will create money to give it to the poor people so they can continue the cycle.
>>749510712I tried playing Gachas with an open mind but they always end up being either glorified slot machines or pay-2-win bullshit.The fanservice and hot chicks are nice, but it doesn't make up for the forgettable gameplay.
>>749488501>>749488537any difference between the games you play and these grannies? >inb4 I won't be like this when I'm allowedyea sure lol
>>749514302Found the gachaspic.
>>749500919That was entirely his money tho? The dude won up to 100k once, didn't cash out, then lost it 5 minutes later. This was after he bragged to his parents mid stream about being rich now.
>>749488501someone's obsessed, posting the same thread daily.
>>749514379I don't play gacha games, you tranny you don't look any different when you click the mouse you mongoloid. The fact that you think you're better than a granny with dementia speaks volumes, probably would get owned by kid in soccer lmao.
>>749514471Beep boop.
>>749492805>>749501227>>749506220you failed the iq test
>>749488501>>749488537Gachafags are the biggest normalfags in gaming
>>749488501https://finance.yahoo.com/healthcare/articles/slot-machines-ring-more-social-103000448.html?guccounter=1>A West Virginia researcher who analyzes state data on gaming activities found that 43 million slot bets were placed through one operator in a single month. And those bets were placed by just 16,000 players.You'll never guess who bets and when they bet
>>749488537The video is 15 years old now. Most in that vid are out right dead now.
Are there any gacha games that are actually GOOD video games and not just good for gacha game standards?? or are they all shit
>>749495457>EOS>money stolen>png stolen>3d model blocked from accessing it>no more live2D available
