Is there anything fun to do outside the Castle? It's just open world.
no, not really
>>749503432there is a cute tranny bartender in town you can chat with
>>749503432Nothing fun to do outside the castle, nothing fun to do inside the castle. Just all set pieces focused on looking pretty, but no depth
>>749503432It's just harry potter the ubisoft collectathon. It functions, but it's not good.
>>749503432There are mazes and shit but it gets old fast
>>749503432For some reason the game actively pushes you out of the castle and there is nothing interesting out there. My advice is stop playing the game and just look at rule 34 professor garlick
>>749503432>It's just open world.what's wrong with that again
>>749503432Oh sure you just go to the-[malfoid twitter cralwer jpg spam]
>>749503572Any cute hogwarts students?>>749503780(You)
>>749503816Me
Why are death eaters like this>>749503768Most devs have no clue how to make it interesting.
>>749503432Any cute hag professors?
>People got tricked into playing this slop of memes and culture war shit TWICE>Both times they realized it sucked
>>749503910Why are his hands icky?
>>749503994the quidditch professor is kinda cute, if only she didn't have that retarded short hair anyway
>>749503432nopeee
>>749504049Same reason he's covered in lipstick marks
>>749503432THIS is what the game looks like? Shit I should play this before the end of the month it looks comfy as all hell.
The boy who rizzed.
>>749504101I don't get it. Did they have sex before she brought him over to show off to her father?
Get a load of Mr. Celebrity
>>749504029being only £5 is not a trick anonanyone who was even moderately a fan of the series back in the day would be stupid not to buy iti do agree that it's ubislop busywork though. but the 1st 10 hours or so are a pretty good experience. the castle itself is immersive.
How big is too big?
>>749504165would harry really train his body to look like this?
>>749503432Reminder that Ravenclaw Chads keep winning because it was the canon house of the MC.>>749504216Reminds me of the gif of that Indian girl meeting the guy she is arranged to marry.
>>749504298anything bigger than flat is too big
>>749503432Not really.I enjoyed reading the news articles in Hogsmeade but after a certain point it doesn't get any new issues.
>>749504298Probably G-cups and 12 inches.
>>749503432>It's just open world.Yes, that's what the game is.It's really good if you love Harry Potter as it is seeping with the IP. But the gameplay is the most ubisoft open world shit.
>>749504165cute daughter
>>749504345Nah Hufflepuff is canon since it's the most unique
this is an apple
They need to make a Persona clone that takes place at Hogwarts. People want the school experience, not mediocre sidequests: the game in a large boring open world
Do the thing harry!
>>749504778RECTUMWRECKTRA
>>749504435this is a brat
Post more 2chan shitposts please.
>>749504583>Persona cloneNo, you want a Bully clone.
cute
>>749505072Why does she look like she's about to come alive and hit the griddy?
>>749504882
Art collector/fanfic cap creator anon, are you around?
>>749505220Not sure if I'm either of those guys but you need something?
>boyfriends scarf
>>749505213
This Malfoid shit annoys me like the Bowsette shit did, but guess just have to deal with it for however long this one lasts.
>>749504882Voldemort considering this whole thing his favourite romcom drama might be my new favourite angle
kek
>>749504415
>>749505413fuck off 3rd worlder
>>749505474don't we all?
>>749505213This rewired the Japs brains HARD.
>>749505565female ron is TRASH
>>749505565
>>749505213kek
>>7495054943rd worlders propagate that shit
my god
>>749505213>HARRY, YOU MUST CONTINUE THE WEASLEY BLOODLINE, YOU MUST IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER
>>749505694I'm gonna kill that nip
>>749503432no nothing really to explore, other then capturing creatures only the side shit for achievements like the racing and popping balloons
malfoid bros...
>>749505727The funniest part is that there's enough fucking kids in the family too.
>>749505727>BEAT MY HIGH SCORE HARRY>20 LITTLE WEASLEYS
>>749505621If anyone needs an explanation as to why then they may already be beyond saving.
>>749505694That guy deserves a thorough crucio session
>>749505894>the japanese when they haven't brought up some flavour of NTR in the last five minutes
>>749503432Nothing fun to do inside either. The game is a big theme park, I wish it was better.
Malfoid being invited by Harry for the Yule Ball and she gets genuinely so excited about it that she pretty much becomes uncharacteristically kind to the point of buying Harry his clothes because no one was inviting her and that was ruining her self-esteem
>>749505694
>>749506013lol this is a goldmine those crazy japs
>>749506013At least it's not the gay kind of NTR.
>>749505369>now our house is known as the Screaming ShackPerfect.
Quite the surge in fem Ron art these past couple days, huh >>749506013At least it's 'reverse' NTR, that's better than what we could be getting
>>749506125Post the uncensored pic
will hogwarts 2: malfoid edition be as big as gta vi
japs get it
>>749506285https://x.com/xin_kai930306/status/2106737176381988992/photo/1
>>749505727>HARRY PLEASE, WE ONLY HAVE ONE SON AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A MANWHORE HE IS>SHAGGED HIS WAY ACROSS THE CASTLE, FUCKED NOTHING BUT BACKGROUND CHARACTERS AND THINKS IT'S AN ACCOMPLISHMENT SOMEHOW>Some days, I wish he'd died in that chamber...>I NEED A BETTER MAN TO PASS MY LEGACY ONTO, ALL TWENTY GALLEONS OF IT>PLEASE, TAKE RONNIE AND HAVE THE SONS WE NEVER COULD
>>749506250>Big>Soft>Dopey>Eats a lot>Frazzled hair>Benign Childhood Friend energyIn a vacuum it's an impressive list of archetypes but Malfoid has even more extensive list of stronger attributes.My romcom/VN bias is showing again but for me it's INCREDIBLY difficult to make a heroine like this work because she's always friendly to everyone and graduating to the next step to "lovers" is way tougher to portray properly.
What's with all the voldemort memes kek
>>749506423Based, thanks
>>749506472Would Arthur try harder to push the twins onto Harry too?
This is honestly a pretty faggy trend. Wanting to marry a cute girl and fill her with children honestly couldn't be more homosexual.
>>749506423>Sensitive Content>This post is only available in the X appWhat the fuck is musk doing.
>>749506521Voldy is the biggest supporter of Malfoid and Harry.Nothing will get in their way of their resolution, not even his own forces.
>>749503432God that looks so soulless and drab
>>749505565That femRon disarm me in so many ways, I would fold like a chinese building at first contact. She not even needs to be titty monster she is usually depicted as.
>>749506521>Japan has Voldemortposting instead of DumbledorepostingKino
>>749506820You would think Korea would do it since they're more used to extra-governmental evil cabals controlling everything.
>>749506551he'd try to market them as a double deal in a bid of desperation when they start talking about opening a joke shop instead of getting a respectable ministry job, but once it actually takes off and does well he'd go back to pushing ronnie againif he finds out about harry giving them the triwizard winnings he might end up bringing it up again though
>>749503910>instored
This game like Mad Max is a solid 6-7/10 game, where I only recommend to fans of the source materiel. The game gave me the same feels like when I watch the first couple of movies.
Fun fact: there's a fake Rowling quote that makes it way around fanfic circles occasionally that she once considered adding a Hermione and Draco Romance to one of the later books but no actual source is ever provided for the quote.
>>749507140its true I was there
They understand the yearning...
Do you like how 2chan calls her "Dora-ko", cause "ko" means girl in japanese.
>>749507140there's also that one about her wanting to put harry and hermione together, the ship wars never ended
>>749507315Based Ron wingman
>>749507315>you're
>>749505694AVADA KEDAVRA!
>>749507412
This is good storytelling
>>749507432he did that on purpose. Ron is Fred & George's little brother after all.
malfoid bringing world peace
>>749507315
>>749507736banger
>>749507763Bazinger
flat chest mother malfoy would kiss
>>749505474she has good hair
>>749507295https://dramioneasks.tumblr.com/post/161756903107/did-jk-rowling-really-say-this-i-consideredFemale dominated shipping wars seem somewhat unhinged at times, but then again I've seen plenty of waifu wars so it's not like guys are better or anything
>>749507936right
>>749507940I'm not opening any link related to a ship PURELY supported by self inserters
>>749503432FLIPENDO
>>749507963they both have good potential
>>749503432wanted to pirate it but if this game is another ubislop empty openworld i'll skip
Based Tom
>>749505213...How did Draco become Doraemon?
>>749508017
>>749508112>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK>>749508109She invented a time machine.
>>749508112
>>749503432Get in little skirmishes and take in the VERY cozy scenery
Why are these trannies shitting up every Harry Potter thread
>>749508163
>>749508163>Harry is Itachikek
...Fuck. Both Draco and Ron make such perfect girls that I can't stand the reality that we currently live in where that wasn't the case from the start.Though they shouldn't be girls at the same time because then you'd have to choose between the two.
>>749508187
>>749508245>you'd have to choosewhy?
>>749508243
>>749507690
>>749508187It's 3rd worlder trash
>>749508285Because Harry doesn't seem like a polygamist.
>>749508361but (You) aren't Harry now are you
what if Voldemort gives up because he ships harry and malfoy?
>>749507690>>749508309It's actually pretty crap, but I guess if you liked Boku my Pico Haremacademy or whatever that was called, you would like this? Better to appreciate good art like >>749503816
>>749508401>WHAT'S THIS? I'M BEING DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF LOVE! IT'S... SO... KINOOOOOOOOUEUEHEHERGRRRGGREHEHGREHEG *dies*
>>749508401>DEFEATED BY MALFOID AND HARRY'S LOVE, PURE KINO-DEHHHH...!
>>749508350What is with your twittards acting like theres 3 people in the internet total
>>749508401Voldemort is the only one who knows the future (the books).He has made peace with it and accepts he is the final obstacle. But he's going to enjoy the romcom for as long as he can.
>>749506125Honestly this dynamic is so fucking kino I could cry. Angsty MILF falling in love with the son of her love rival against her better judgement. It's genius
>>749508548Well there's me, the other person, and then the third unrelated person. Every person that has an opinion that supports the other person is the other person, and every person that has an opinion that supports me is the other person falseflagging as someone who supports me to put me into a position where I'll be overconfident and give into the other person. And the third person isn't actually a third person, he's just the other person trying to make it seem like the problem that we're debating isn't of universal importance.
>>749508579>dspcums.gif>not dsplikespantyhose.gif
What about female Neville?
>>749508630Her bottom is long.
>>749508630>Bumbling>Shy>But the second you put a sword in her hand she becomes something else
>>749508429>Better to appreciate good art likeno, I will leave the thread instead
>>749505474Who is me?
>Turn Ron, Malfoy and Neville into girls>Add Hermione and Luna into the mixThe perfect harem.
“I’m a good person man I only rape evil women”
>>749508783wtf
>>749508579Imagine the occlumency training sessions
>>749508783>I’m a good person man
Malfoid is the True End girl who you need to raise very specific flags and make the right dialogue choices by Year 4 to commit to her route.
>>749509051I wish there was a VN like that
>>749509051nah ginny is the (unfortunate) true ending girl, malfoid's the route stuck on a bonus disc that's better than the regular routes but takes a decade to get translated so all you have to go off of is the N1s telling you it's the sickest shit ever
>>749507690I cried watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgfNf79t3oo
>>749509263sounds a bit like dracu riot
>>749507315okay this one is cute
>>749509263Ginny is the Neutral End if you make no important choices.
>>749509263ginny is the Bad End where you let all the better girls slip away
>Dude every single character should be a girl and Harry should have no personality
>>749509317>Still in school clothes
>>749509051>Hermione is the basic route>Malfoy is the true route>Ginny is the fake route
>>749507292>2channer understanding the concept of "foid" and liking it better because it fits the characterBased nips
>>749509457its about the soul brother
>>749509465Hermione basic good Cho basic bad
>>749509501>SoulA bit rough on that with the whole AI thing but yeah I get it. Visuals to bring the image in our mind's eye into reality.
>>749509465What about Ron?
>>749507315RON GODS!>>749509051Would Luna be the schizo nooticer route?
Why is this board suddenly full of lonely autists?
>>749509614>suddenlyfucking tourists, man...
>>749509614>Suddenly
>>749509614WHERE DO YOU THINK WE FUCKING ARE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>749509535Cho is not even a route.>>749509606Ron is a boy though
>>749509606A semi-joke ending where in every exploration segment you go to the Great Hall to eat with her instead of investigating anything.
>>749509680if ginny can still be a route anybody can be a route
>>749509350Whose great idea was it to do Miu's route last?Tenshinranman never
>>749509614out of 10!
>>749509606ron's a side route that doesn't have nearly enough content considering how prevalent she is in the story, and her best moments end up being in other routesregardless, she has a cult following that WILL bring her up in every thread even tangentially about the game witth a picture of her and her massive knockers
>>749509614>suddenlyHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>749509716>>749509606Two versions: semi-joke like anon described or full joke where you're just stuck at the weasleys house for the time between school years but aren't in a relationship with any of the girls from the family.
>>749509759while I think Miu is pretty hot, my favorite route was ErinaI never read any other route of that game afterward. My life was complete at that point
>>749509828I prefer the other girls Erina's VA does in later Yuzusoft VNs
>red line under Malfoy fix your shit up Korean
>>749509614>suddenly
>>749509868I'm just a sucker for girls like Erinathe heart wants what the heart wantsI'm such a loser...
>>749507315This is the best ron depiction. Still a guy who's a dependable, if smug friend. The secret wingman is the cherry on top.
>>749509904I prefer the other positions
>>749509904I'm still mad this fanfic didn't have a wedding and pregnancy chapter
>>749509051As tradition, it only unlocks in NG+
>>749510010also as tradition, you download a 100% save file and skip the shit routes
>>749509904>>749509965They've all been adapted?
>>749509965it tells a story with so little
>>749509904https://x.com/sleeepnight_/status/2109372520969445476
>>749510109No, just a simple matter of preference.Where you pick up the girl off her feet entirely.
>>749509165haha yes
>Where are you and Weasley heading to at such an hour Pottah?>It would be such a shame if SOMEONE where to tell on you now wouldn't it?>But I am a fair lady after all, I can be courteous, even to worthless mudbloods like you lot, so I'll cut you a simple deal, whatever you two dolts are involved with, you'll bring me along with, and I might, MIGHT consider keeping silence about this
>>749503432Just decomp it and add fun shit , for starters maybe Titanfall 2 mechs or some thing, whatever you want! Creativity is your only obstacle
>>749510148>Karina>Didnt fix the spell correctionWhat is this shit
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
>>749510241it's from a korean fanfic where the protagonist is the oldest daughter of the malfoy called karina malfoy and draco is just her little brother
>>749510204kek
>>749510332Kino
>>749510284You talking to me?
>>749510229Mudblood isn't just a generic insult, it means muggle-born. Only Hermione is a mudblood, Harry is half and Ron is pure.
>>749510375maybe you should try getting a job
>>749510332Very nice. The simple art and clear text really lets the viewer fully appreciate the whole theme. Truly one of the better pieces of the malfoid phenomenon.
>>749503910>>749504165>>749504310>>749506003>portraying adult Harry as a tall stoic chad with a massive frame & build of jack reacher You guys realize the real Harry Potter looks like this right?
>>749510376True enough. I just headcanon that Malfoid would use the insult a bit more liberally specifically because she fucking LOATHES Hermione.Because even ignoring memes, they would fucking despise each other and do anything to get under each other's skin.
>>749510470Okay. where?
>>749510470>>749510375>>749510284I get the appeal of a girl in wet clothes bleeding on the floor but harry sneaking into the girls bathroom just makes it funny
People are already expanding the fanfic to Harry and Malfoid having kids and giving Lucius a granddaughter now...
>>749510565Book Harry != film Harry
>>749510617Death Eaters.
>>749510565You know the book is older than the movie right
>>749510637what about the other kids
>>749510673Maybe you should join the Death Eaters. In a body bag.
Cute
>>749509465>yoko taro hogwarts>have to replay game 5 times over including killing your friends to get Malfoid ending
>>749510673>>749510731I have good news for both of you.
>>749506013genuine like proper female cucking is extremely rarely depictedi have almost never seen it done rightits always some flavor of male pov where the first girl basically doesnt matter or where the first girl is like 'yeah ok lol' and its a weakly written throupleim talking like genuine female cuckold, like she desperately does not want to have her love interest stolen but even while fighting tears, she's blasting her pussy at the thought of him with another woman
>>749510842OK?
>>749510786>yoko taro hogwarts>malfoid was actually raped by death eaters before becoming one
>>749508401Voldermort is actually a future Harry that didnt end up with Malfoy
>>749510842And?
>>749510786How would Kojima handle Malfoid & Hogwarts?Nomura? Miyazaki? Itagaki?
>>749511003>clothes damagedbiggest slop in the thread and its not even ai
>>749510891>>749511003I have Imperio and Goblings in my brain.
>>749511028>How would Kojima handle Malfoid & Hogwarts?Would probably rename her to "unwilling snake girl"
>>749510332Actually this scene fits almost perfectly after Dumbledore's explanation. "Let me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised like a normal mirror, that is, he would look into it and see himself exactly as he is. Does that help?”
This guy did a retelling of the Potter Series with Malfoidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDYnYKN1zS4And fuck, lads, the story is so perfect. We were robbed... This series could have been a masterpiece. The ending is chef's kiss.
>>7495102412021 korean smut fanfic of 100+ chapters. It has Karina Malfoy as Draco's older sister and Harry blackmail rapes her over the Diary of Tom Riddle. There's also side chapters focused on sex using magic and artifacts. Idk what i was expecting when starting to read fanfic written by a korean woman but it is what it its.
>>749510704what about the droid attack on the wookies
>>749511213>what if I was in the Malfoy family and Harry Potter raped me? The wonders of the mind of the fairer sex.
>>749511247not the wookies oh fuck are they okay?
>>749511064...Just another parasite.
>>749511213Oh god not the fucking Quill. Fuck i hate women so much
>>749511324[The poacher screams at you]
>>749505072That's AI, right? Because i would buy that in a heartbeat.
>>749507985Ironic, considering Ginny is JK's self-insert.
Bibeo Gayms?
>>749511064Does Sectum Septera actually just cut the fuck out of people? And Harry used it on Draco? Im a lorelet and I never read beyond the forth book as a child
>>749507714I need that princess carry Pic.>>749511404I thought it was Hermione. Or is it a bit of her in multiple ones?
>>749511403yes obviously.
Foidemort?
>>749511513a bit of her in both >>749511404what's ironic, ginny sucks too
>>749511403Afraid so
Finally, a depiction of the scene directly following Voldemort losing to love for the last time.
>>749511434Bideo gaymes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRvvjuljSmc
>>749511507It's a spell Snape invented in his youth, probably while thinking about James. Harry knew it is to be 'used on enemies' but nothing beyond that. It cut Malfoy pretty bad.
>>749511561
>>749511507It's meant to cut all over the body and cause lots of bleeding but not actually penetrate too deeply. Clothes getting cut or guts spilling out is just because going overboard with their love of ryona, it's not actually lore accurate.
>>749511613
Ok smartassesHow best would Malfoid first realize she's into Potter?Rejection? Coming to her rescue? Accidentally complimenting him?Seeing his collarbone or bicep?
>>749511003A moment that would haunt Pottah forever no doubt.We've seen a few bits of art and even animations of the scene, but rarely what would happen right after man, imagine Harry, who's already having a horrible time processing his feelings towards Malfoid going through right as he realizes what he's done.I like to imagine he'd just broken laying on the floor beside her, so stunned he couldn't even utter a word, and then she says it->"You really hate me that much huh?"Not even Snape shaking and trying to get Harry out of it does anything.When Malfoid wakes in the infirmary after a few days of healing she sees a very disheveled Harry who's clearly not gotten much in the way of sleep just standing there gazing into her.None of them can even look each other in the eyes, nor utter a word.Fuck man, the potential for maximum bittersweet suffering kino is right there.
>>749511507It's a spell that is basically like running swords over someone's body.Harry used it on Malfoy because he didn't know anything about it, just that it was "useful against enemies".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsa1B-RyyXQ
>>749511659
>>749507315I'm liking Ron as 3rd party instigator. Works well in both forms. If he's male, he plays the wingman. If it's Ronnie, she instigates feelings of jealousy into Malfoid by being Harry's closest female friend.
>>749511669Around Triwizard it hits her hard seeing Harry fawn over Cho\Cedrica depending on if we're doing Cedrica or not. Before that they are kinda still kids, with kids ideas of relationships.
>>749511705
>>749511725Just gotta laugh at her robes because those patches look more like condoms.
>>749511756KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>749511513>>749511541>Hermione >clever girl from a middle class family who's the smartest and best student in her whole generation but is constantly being underestimated by her friends and unfairly targeted by bulliesRowling's self-insert is absolutely Hermione and Ginny is just a space-filler character that she used to give Harry a love-interest reward for the final part of the books.
>>749511725>worn out clothesnigger just cast reparo
>>749511835I fucking love hermione
>>749511669It has to build up over time, and culminates in the dance, and then everything up to that point falls apart in Book 6.But there's a lot to inspire it>Initial meeting, Harry rejects Malfoid and that's the initial rivalry>Harry gets to be the new seeker>Night in the forest>Optional mirror scene that people have written on>Harry is an okay duelist for his age>Harry saves either Ginny or Malfoid herself from the Basilisk>Buckbeak incidentI'm probably forgetting more in Books 1-3
>>749511756>mfw never ever ever everMi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
>>749511835Yeah, but she's balanced out by being a bit of a prat, and the books acknowledge that. It's part of her character development that she learns tact.
>>749511675Going full Gosling and yearning makes me feel bad at the sectumsempra images. I know what some people want to convey with them (excluding the ryona guys and the ones who hate women)one day I accidentally dropped the bag of a girl I was going out with during college and I still count that as why she left me, imagine how Harry feels.>>749511756Beautiful.
>>749510148>"I know you had your differences, but I think throwing her out of the window is over the line. I must punish you, Harry.">"Only 5 points to Gryffindor, and let that be a lesson."
>>749511561>>749511613>>749511659>>749511705>>749511756It's so beautiful...This is the same baller artist who drew the Peacock Patronus scene
>>749511669Despite what people think, Harry Potter is simply a chad who is just rekting anything that appears in front of him. The youngest Quidditch seeker in a century in Hogwarts history, duelling Malfoid and then suddenly out of nowhere speaking Parseltongue to a snake she summons showing that Potter is the true heir of the founder of Slytherin, and his bravery.It wouldn't be hard for a chick like Malfoid to first hold awe at his feats (despite hating him for being a mudblood/rejecting her friendship) and then develop a massive crush to the point where she shifts her morals.
>>749511594>>749511643>>749511687I see; basically just a "slash them all over" sort thing, neatProbably a dint more treatable than the Ryona-gut spillingDoes seem like a very Snape thing to invent
>>749512020>him for being a mudbloodi mean he's mudblood only on Lily's side, Potters are an ancient, even if not a Noble, House.
>>749512064>Probably a dint moreWHY IS A BONG TALKING ABOUT HARRY POTTER?!
I DEMAND to see what malfoid looks like at the Yule Ball. Which dress would she wear?
>>749512064And it'll leave permanent scars because the wounds weren't able to be treated immediately. Perfect for Malfoid to win every small argument post-marriage.
>>749510565His wife encourages him to work on his stamina on a constant basis
>>749512064Also most people, even having innate talent and potential to invent new spells, don't do it until they're like 60+. Goes to show how Snape wasted his life and his talent over a midblood. After all, reminder that in the books he's 31 at the start. I don't doubt there's many anons here at that age. Alan Rickman's portrayal is iconic for a reason but him being this old at the start gives the whole character a different vibe.
>>749512110wowgureen
>>749512110Yet another topic that is entirely up to the discretion of artists>Hair either tied up or flowing freely>Green, White, or Black Dress, but many defaulted to green>Modestly covered, or exposed shoulders, or slit to even show leg, or exposed back
>>749512140>>749512064And likely would have bleed out and died if Snape didn't happen to be nearby.
>>749511213are there any other longform works like this out there? I just finished reading the extras for this one.
>>749512105Ive heard muttoids use dint before I swearsies on me mum>>749512140hot and potentially very cute>>749512198Rickman did a wonderful job but he did always seem a little too old to be Lily and James' peerAny games, HP or otherwise sith a good old laceration spell like this one?
OK but could you invent a version of sectumsempra that targets clothes instead?
>>749512414
>>749511529
>>749512249>>749512305Yeah, that's why I was asking. Because it is something that the female artists should in theory be good at deciding. Giving a go with different styles. I like the idea of flowey long dress with only shoulders exposed, because she is rich. But I appreciate the ones I've seen.
>>749512464I'd invent rectum pregna desu
>>749512464If snape was written by a man this woukd haven been the case
Why does everyone keep drawing Hermione with huge boobs now? That's the most confusing thing about all this.
>>749512064semi-unrelated, but do note an entrail-expelling curse DOES exist
G-Ginnybros, our response?
>>749511561>>749511613>>749511659>>749511705>>749511756holy kino
>>749512608Good.
>>749511669I'd like the idea that her one sided obsession with Potter, born of her not taking rejection well, leads to her getting involved a lot more in the story than Draco.With Malfoid stalking and trying to one up Potter. She still fucking hates him and obviously wants to get back at him out of spite, but then Harry saves her life in 2 or 3, and she can't even process that the stoopid nerd would've selflessly put everything at risk for her. It's not immediate infatuation, but there's this weird feelings she starts to have and can't quite shake off.She starts to obsess more over him and she justifies it's out of anger, but what at first sounds like a very bitter and broken ego that can't handle being stomped on, starts to turn into a deeper obsession.People already brought the kino mirror scene into existence, but I like to imagine the quidditch match also has a few changes, with Harry getting weirdly distracted for a few moments over Malfoid putting her hair in a ponytail and trying to show off a bit to one up Pottah.It's innocent stuff, but the emotions keep getting more complicated over time.The ball is where everything comes to a halt, Malfoid wants to humiliate Harry but can't bring herself to do it and even her goons are confused as to why she had a change of plans.She just becomes a sputtering mess and runs away after they get a genuinely touching moment of understanding.The two get a lot closer, but it's clear Malfoid getting close to Harry, even slightly, wouldn't sit well with most anyone else.>>749511725I'm not too big a an of fem Ron as an idea, but fucking hell man, my brain is fried from how gorgeous fem Ron is.
>>749511507Harry gets Snape's diary from when he was an incel school shooter and learns a spell from it but doesn't know what it does. Later he fights Malfoy and uses the spell and it cuts him like an invisible sword.
>>749512612>our response?
For me, it's Aunt Petunia
>>749512605Some nips developed the idea that if Malfoid is big than Hermione should be small, or the opposite but that they should never have the same breast size so other people rolled with it.
>>749512140Not only that, but Voldemort's mark on people also becoma scar tissue when he died.Malfoid would end up pretty banged up by the time the main story was over.
>>749512342Not to my knowledge. My hp fic experience is only reading hpmor and all its sequels even the short and shit ones. SigDig is brilliant one of my favorites ever, not just for hpmor, Following the Phoenix is great, Order of Chaos is funny but not really faithful to the original characters, Stars in Heaven had potential but feels like the author got tired of writing and axed the 3rd act completely. Revival is funny, very Wuxia-like and unfinished. Secret of Patronus is a piece of shit humiliation ritual.
>Autosaged
>>749512363>be girl in brittain>go the restroom>random chud walks in and stabs youIts that bad huh
>>749512745Were bumps actually disabled?
>>749512541There's two scenarios I've been reading around.The first is that Harry asks out Malfoid from the get-go and the whole school sees it, so Malfoid capitalizes this to make a big show about it and dresses more boldly. Also to get under Cho and a bunch of other girls' skin.In another scenario where they dance together after both of them ditch their initial partners, the dress is more refined/modest.
>>749510151I still can't believe Hermonie punched Draco in the nose. She is too mudblood coded
>>749512707Fem-Malfoy should be flat.Fem-Ron should have massive gozongas.Fem-Hermione should be middle of the road.Fem-Harry should be small and somewhat emaciated with her ribs sticking out.
>>7495127904 eyes and still blind huh potter
>>749512605Hermione's chest size is inversely proportional to Malfoid's.And many seem to agree that she's on the flatter end than not.
>>749511687>the comment sectionlel
>>749512706shame it only ends in a blowjob
I thought I was dead inside but malfoid has rekindled my hope.
>>749512790Young Gryffindor has eyes but cannot see Ben Nevis
>>749512858Malfoid being taller than Harry for the first two years should be established because Harry barely gets to eat outside of school.
>>749512605because the filth jumped on the bandwagon
>>749512612>7th year at Hogwarts after Voldemort's defeat is just American Pie with magic
>>749512863What the heck how did you know I wear prescriptions?
There isn't enough content of Malfoid actually being mean.
>>749512945Anon if you are on this site you are likely a shut-in that uses a computer way too much, staring at objects right in front of your face all day is a great way to develop myopia.
>>749512927Yeah, I vaguely recall Harry being called small and skinny constantly in the first, like, two books or something.
>>749512017Voldemort truly is the king of all chudsbloods if wold be cool with Malfoid Bold enough to answer mudblood problems require mudblood solutions
owari da...
>>749512954What we need is more of her being scared of Hermione, the greatest muscle wizard Hogwarts has ever seen.
>>749511687>>749512889Heh
https://files.catbox.moe/3covur.mp4
>Malfoid and Harry are happily married>but she still despises the Weasleys>only tolerates them because they're a second family to Harry
>>749511756I CLAP FOR PEAK
>>749513050Harry and Draco were made for each other, how did I never see it before?
>>749513109kek
>>749511756ITS PEAK
>>749513114She can still dislike Ron and Hermonie, but she can't be classist or racist to them. Even if he loves her Harry isn't going to let her be a bitch to his frens.
>>749511687>>749513109>walks in girl's bathroom>"You hexed her, didn't you?">awkwardly stands there waiting for a responsepotter, our autism king
>>749513114Typical Weasleys, always brining a mid rack to the function
>>749511687God I hate how desaturated Half Blood Prince was, at times it looked like a black and white movie.
>>749512728Oh I meant specifically with malfoid. I'm sure some of those are good though, it's just I refuse to touch any kind of rational or munchkin genre stuff ever since getting sick of Worm/Parahumans stories a decade ago.Also I just checked the site that the Korean one is hosted on and apparently it's spawned like 20 other stories kek.
>>749513014I developed myopia before we had computers in the household, ackshually, tyvm.
>>749513204I'm so mad I didn't save the art of Malfoid saying that.
Alright but when are we getting an official game with not!malfoid? With actual dating.
>>749513354>With actual datingsigh
>>749513278I remember kinda liking the desaturation because it was like there were other people who saw the world the way I did.
>>749513278Dude, every film in the late 00s and early 10s had the pissfilter this was a genuine improvement
>>749511434Someone will slop together a datesim featuring genderswapped characters + Hermoine (but not Ginny because really who gives a shit about her) and then we can say this is video games
Would Crabbe.
>>749513420>+ HermioneI'LL BE THERE
>>749512807Yeah, that's kinda what I wanted to see. How artists would go from conservative dresses to super slutty ones and everything in between.Also autosage. SadKeep yearning, my friends. I will see you tomorrow.
>>749513325Yeah and the nature of the userbase means a lot of people also likely have it too, even if your case is different.
malfoid visual novel https://moetransitauthority.com/yule/
>>749513487Whatever nerd.
So, is it really happening? People are actually rewritting all 7 books to replace Malfoy with Malfoid?
I'm confused, doesn't a tsundere regularly lead to cock and ball torture or bullying?
>>749512605Because they can.
>>749513598Cute
>Fem-Ron>Loves eating>Starts out slightly more endowed for her age, but nothing too noticeable>All the food she eats goes straight to her breasts>Each year she gets bigger and bigger>By year 5, she's wearing her mom's huge bras (they can't afford to keep buying new ones)
>>749513756The fuck is going on here
>>749513736It's weird though because loli Hermione was driving everyone insane 25 years ago
>>749513808
>>749513681You're not even right about Asuka.
Time to go all out
>>749513980what are you talking about?!??! Have you seen the dynamic of Shinji and how Asuka walks all over him?
>sigh only if there was an anime about an outsider going to a non-descript magical school where he meets a smug high-born tsundere girl and they fall in love and get married and have like 7 kids
>>749513901Personally, I've always been more of a busty Hermione fan.
>>749513071>What we need is more of her being scared of HermioneNow this is what i've been thinking about. After the part where Hemione punches Malfoy their dynamic should start to flip, by the 6th book Hermione is more of a bully towards Malfoy than vice versa. This stems from Hermione's pride in her own abilities(being the best student at the school despite being muggle-born) and her resentment towards pure-bloods like Malfoy for bullying her for it.And the whole reason Malfoy bullied Hermione in the first place was due to her being indoctrinated into an ideology of pure-blood supremacy by her parents, so when Hermione started to prove that ideology wrong by being better at magic than Malfoy herself she resented her for it.>Father would never lie to me so how can this mudblood be this good at magic, better than me!?Then when the fistfight happens it shatters that worldview completely. Hermione not only proves to be better at magic than Malfoy but also proves to be physically superior.>How could father lie to me my whole life like this? She is a mudblood but she is better than me, i can't beat her! Or is there something wrong in me!?Hermione on the other hand starts to be more outspoken, brash and push her weight more, being more confident and firing back when some slythering cunt says something nasty about her, even resorting to threatening them. Eventually becoming kind of intimidating and the one that starts the altercations.
>>749513323Are there any good parahumans fics though? Besides Weaver Nine.
>>749514070Anon Louise is based on Hermione.
>>749514070
>>749514070But Louise was inspired by the author's Hermione lust instead
>>749513112now i need a malfoid version of the ex machina dance scene
>>749514032Yeah she just fucking hates him.
>>749514070Author was OBSESSED with Hermione though.
>Books 1+2No major changes. Harry and Draceana are mostly full rivals/enemies, except they get along slightly better when there's no else around. She makes a somewhat better first impression because she was in a better mood in the shop. Some brief cute moments like Draceana grabbing Harry's hand in the Forbidden Forest; and then vis. the Mirror of Erised:Draceana doesn't just see them standing there; she sees the two of them walking down Diagon Alley in broad daylight, eating ice creams, with not a single reporter, Death Eater shadow, or hovering parent around.Because it looks completely mundane compared to Harry's spectral parents, Draceana scoffs: "This mirror does nothing. We're literally just walking down the street. It's completely broken." She doesn't realize her deepest heart's desire at age eleven is simply the freedom of an ordinary childhood, untethered from the Malfoy name and bloodline expectations—a freedom Harry unknowingly embodies for her.During year 1 or 2 she stays in Hogwarts over Christmas to avoid her father/family. With very few other students around she and Harry have to put up with each other's bullshit and they call a temporary truce to not drive each other crazy. She shadows the gang at the end of book 2 and sees Harry kill the basilisk in front of her just before she gets in harm's way. She's simultaneously angry her number one enemy could outdo her by doing something that awesome, and much to her chagrin impressed by Potter doing something that awesome.
>>749504310>would harry really train his body to look like this?she would make him do it for sure
>>749514317He isn't alone, /tv/ is still obsessed because of Emma Watson posting
>>749514070saito annoys me more than harry
>>749511403>That's AI, right?yeah dude, you can put your dick back in
>>749513114>Malfoid, who has mellowed out on her pureblood ideology due to the influence of Harry Potter, makes a surprise visitation where her boyfriend is staying, the Dursley family home.>Enough muggle slurs are invented that day to fill out the pages of a grimoire
I really love the angle of the angst pushing the two to be way more competitive against each other as certain feelings bloom.Harry doesn't care as much, but Malfoid goes above and and beyond to get one over Pottah.
>>749514070>>749513681Fun fact since Eva and ZnT got brought up: Tabitha's backstory of her mother drinking a poison meant for Tabitha instead, with the mother becoming crazy and obsessed with a doll that she thinks is actually her daughter is basically a direct ripoff of the exact same thing of Kushana from the Nausicaa manga, and Asuka's mother getting her soul ripped in half and becoming obsessed with a doll is a similar idea too.
>>749513669Yeah. I read one Philosopher's Stone rewrite and it was pretty good but it has the same problem most of them do by having Draco like Harry too soon And the multiple shoved-in Jew jokes kinda took me out if it
>>749514476It would be funnier if Malfoy and the Dursleys inexplicably got along really well
>>749513669People are having Claude rewrite all 7 books to replace Malfoy with Malfoid with occasional "make an ANIME chapter about malfoid!" prompt*
>>749514567>by having Draco like Harry too soon I think it's fine for her to like him from the start, but she can't realize that she likes him until later on.
We need more scenes of Malfoid's crew
>>749514615That's lazy as fuck. I fucking hate AI
Mudbloods regularly play rough
>>749514582>Vernon and Lucius interacting as fathers in lawIt would be like the Luna memes except in character kek
>>749514582nah, maybe dudley at a stretch but she's obligated to loathe the muggles who kept her beloved under a cupboard for a good bit of his lifenarcissa getting weirdly along with petunia would be a funny possibility though
>>749514672On one hand it would make way more sense for her to be surrounded by other girls, but the Crabbe and Goyle being her dumb henchmen perspective is also decent enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-Kesbgl8MWe need more mean Malfoid lads, have some inspiration
I love Malfoid but Gorilla Hermione is funny.
