My queen
Pokemon can't love you like a real woman can.
>>749601756I fucking hate how I can grind for 20 hours for a blue one but it never shows up, its satanic :(
>>749601756Gardevoir are only good if all their body is on model except for their massive breasts
>>749601756Futa.
>>749601797>She'll never ask for money or divorce you for TyroneThat sounds like a plus honestly.
>>749601797That's debatable.
>>749601756It wasn't right, what this episode did to me
>>749601797Real women can't love.
Lopunny mogs.
>>749601756mating press
>>749601906fpbp
>>749602193Are you actually retarded?
>>749602193Those legs are not the small dainty legs of an on model Gardevoir
My meowstic has meowtism, she is meowtistic!
>>749602142Lop's the side chick
>>749601945She will for Tyrogue
>>749601797Chuddies ain't gonna like this one...
My wife is Tsunami Blastoise.
>>749602554
>>749601797Real women can't love, so that's not new information.
>>749602259nah, i'm pretty smart actually. how about you?>>749602321close enough
>>749602680You do know what fpbp means, right?So I ask you again, are you retarded?
>>749601818Get to work on that Pokedex you slacker.
>>749602730its a fucking joke you autistic moron, lighten the fuck up
>>749601797Real women don't love at all.
i just want an original jynx and to have it call me massa and bring me mint juleps and let me have sex with it when gardevior is being a stupid stuck up bitch
>>749602680No like this, but with non human feet because I couldn't be bothered removing themhttps://files.catbox.moe/h1s5zu.png
>>749602984shit ain't working for me, lad
>>749602984Not working for me. It says "fiule can't be displayed because it has errors". It is corrupted or you have a fucking virus, fag.
>>749602970How can i detect a Futavoir before catching it? i don't want to die
catbox kept turning it into a white picture?https://litter.catbox.moe/llv9e7kh3tx5jvw9.png
>>749601945Correct because she'll fuck behind your back freely and with no consequences other mons AND humans due to her poké nature.
>>749601797You're right, they can love you even better than real women.
>>749603321This is why you get a girl that evolves through friendship instead.
>>749603296too tall + grippers not meaty enough
>>749601797real woman can't love though
>>749602746I got burnt out on sword shield after that grind attempt, whats the point when the game was already over by then, i just want to get one before 6th gym but I couldn't even in post game :(
>>749601797Gardevoir has psychic powers and will protect you forever out of the goodness of her heart, so yes, her love is different from 3dpd
I've heard that Gardevoir's big brains and psychic powers impose a caloric tax that few trainers can satisfy. They will eat you out of house and home if you let them.
>>749601797Yes they can, maybe even better actually.
none of these pics you posted is a gardevoir. They are ugly big breasted bitches that have green and white colors, gooner bro.
>>749602554>Tumblr mystery meatYikes!
>>749603817unfunny as shit
>>749601797Yes they can>"But they aren't real"So?Love is within you, and what you feel.
>>749602047>>749602047>>749602672>>749603510Pathetic incels. I'm glad you subhuman shits are rotting in this hellhole of a board.>>749602730He's right though. You gonna cry about it, fuckface?
>>749603919Go away troon
>>749603725that's not true at all. they are very cute and some of them are blue, not green
>>749604054cool cope gooner bro
>>749604079what exactly am i supposed to be coping with, again? i don't think i've been very dishonest about enjoying big boobs
>>749604203If you somehow ended in the pokemon world, none of the pokemon would have boobs except nidoqueen and jynx, gooner bro
>>749601797As if a human woman could compete
>>749604260pokemon aren't real, dumbass. but boobs certainly are
>>749604370>Admits he doesn't like the pokemon, just boobsHahaha, ok retard.
>>749604260>If you somehow ended in the pokemon worldyeah I'll worry about massive tits on pokemon somewhere down the line
>>749604426]You say that like in the anime retards can't even take a slash or a hyper beam like nothing. You would be fine.
I like stacked male Gardevoirs more. The kind that hypnotizes me to think she's my mom and then proceeds to rape me over and over again.
I know this is an anime thing, but which one started it and why? I hate interrupted mouth lines like that
>>749604260Our points of attraction would shift after generations of sex with Pokémon. Boobs would be meh, while a Magnemite's screws would get your engine revving up.
Why do they consume gardens?
>>749604415>i lack reading comprehension, so i will deliberately interpret your words incorrectlyweird flex but okay>>749604583i don't know but i think its kinda hot
>>749604663No lack of reading comprehension, you just use gardevoir for big boobed pics. You don't like the pokemon, you just like the female human body porn artists give it.
ONLY on model gardevoir is hot
>>749604583Softness and closeness.
>>749604583Its actually a bit of mayo that's covering it up
>>749604716That goes for all pokemon.
>>749602389Kek
>>749602730It's the fourth post if you count the OP.
>>>/vp/
>>749604881The OP made the thread here because that shithole has been dead for ages
>>749604714i think gardevoir is cute and i think big boobs are sexy. you seem to be really bothered that i've combined my interests to create something even more enjoyable, which is a really weird thing to get upset about
>>749604881Not a containment board mind you, let alone having any global rules that say otherwise.
After reading another anon's autistic headcanon about Gardevoir I have accepted it as my own as well.It basically says all battling/wild Gardevoir are severely malnourished because the use of their power burns so much energy. The appetite stays but the caloric demand isn't there, so they get a bit pudgy.
>>749601756that's an unbelievably cute smilewouldn't mind seeing her gangraped
>>749604985Shut up already delcatroon
>>749605109i've always preferred the "her physical appearance changes to suit her trainer's desires" idea, which fits the whole amorphous egg group thing pretty well
>>749605165>dela-that's a purrloin you dumb secondary, also>troontwitter's two websites down.
>>749605349Why are you avatarfagging? who the hell are you then?
>>749605295Gardevoir got moved into the humanlike egggroup in gen 8.
>>749605383finally, a decent Garde pic.
>>749605373>who the hell are you then?anonymous
>>749605489No you are likely some demented schizo shitposter trying to be famous with your avatarfagging, which is against the rules btw. So stop that right now, retardo.
>>749605421I dunno. I like the other pictures posted here too. The design beats that comprise Gardevoir are all appealing
>>749605383correction: she got ADDED to the humanlike egg group. she can still fuck a muk
>>749605538>image dumping counts as avatarfaggingno I don't think I will but leave it at that, but also the fact that you cited an existing avatarfag yourself makes you just as bad if not worse.
>>749601756BEHOLD THE QUEEEEEEEN!
>>749605618I report the delcatroon, you stupid shitterI don't apolgize nor promote his retarded behavior.>>749605547I just don't like it when the female in question is 50% breasts.
Pokemon can't love you like a Digimon.
>>749605609I want to muk on those fat tits.
>>749605667I don't mind that. I like the the pale lady with the pretty dress.
>>749601924Pregnant futa
>>749605712Here comes the delulu digitard with his sloppy seconds franchiseThey literally made a digimon with breasts for gooners, and they are still forgettable. they lost right there
good luck unseeing this
>>749605821ok, seen it like 10 times by now, and pokemon colosseum proves it wrong
>>749601756this bitch wearing a tide pod
>>749601797because real women are incapable of love.
>>749605630
>>749606073Delicious supple small queen cups, I would do everything to her.
>>749605630>>749606073Yeah, uh-huh whatever you say, fruitbasket.
>>749606073What’s the point of drawing her so off model
it's unbalanced that they gave gardevoir that heart/feeling thing while looking like a waifu
>>749606317Larping cunts like OP can lie and say they like a pokemon instead of samefaced anime girls. That's the point.
>Gardevoir grooming her trainer to be her husband
>You in all likelihood need to keep your Gardevoir away from many grass type pokemon because their extreme metabolic requirements would see them considering taking a bite out of themReminder that Gardevoir are opportunistic in their feeding by nature and will sample any food they can get their grippers on.
Many such cases.
>>749606790Would they sample their young trainer's molested cock while the family is away?
my wife
>>749606923>Says the bitch which secretly fucks horse like pokemonPathetic cope from the femcel which drew this pic.
>>749606982My wife
>>749601797an irrelevant hypothetical
>>749607084it is bait to "le own the pokefuckers xd"
Guys, post the hungry fairy please.
>>749607118Incorrect. It's bait to farm the failed normalfags for (you)s.
>>749607141I am a leech, I don't have any pics broski
Choose
>>749601756Built for big happy family
>>749607194It can be both, I am sure.
>>749607276the bun fcourse
>>749601797>real woman>lovefunni joke, anon
>>749607276BraixenBut I would rather a nodoqueen, ampharos, meganium or latias desu
>>749607276bnuy
>>749607335>ryangosling.png
>>749607380Based Ampharos enjoyer
>>749607276Why something random like Hatterene instead of something more traditional like Zoroark?
>>749607418Both genders
>>749607276I choose my wife, Cinderace.
>>749607276Braixen, cuddling with them would be so comfy.
>>749607564
>>749606982My wife(male)
>>749607564Cindisgrace
Gardevoir makes me horny. That is all
HUGE FUKKENWATERDRAGON
Would you?
>>749607618HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACETHIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>749607698>anthroshitKill yourself
>>749607715Yes, I am a bi fag
>>749607481lmao, this guy missed SWSH hype cycle where everyone thought it had titsThe reveal that it's a little fairy inside woman-shaped hair scared away all of the plebs, so nobody really cares about her anymore. Kinda sad.
>>749607823Deserved, fucking incel bitch.
>>749607698>far anthro water titsPost more!
>>749607823ayy lmao
>>749607715That's literally me
>>749607887I want to feel my cock between thise sweaty toes after cheering for Cinderace all game.
>>749608014What do you want in a trainer as a cute gardevoir?
>>749608093Cute shota or giga chad
>>749607823it was a master level troll
>>749607823I did not miss thatNor do I miss that time now
>>749601756If that were true why haven't you generated ai porn videos with Gardevoir yet
What’s the most unconventional pokemon you’d fuck?
>>749608118What about a cute shy shota with a fat dick he's embarassed over?
>>749608310I suppose FlygonOr Garchomp
>>749607335>>749607276i don't know how you can unironically compete with a bunny girlher mega evolution is literally bigger thighs with ripped pantyhose
>>749608314Continue to embarrass him over it so he ends up with a complex leaving me able to keep it all to myself
>>749607475How did it take niggers THIS long to discover Tapu Lele
>>749608250SEXOOO
>>749608310I am a simple manI would just fuck the shit out of a blastoise
>>749601756I'm jealous of their relationship... It isn't even the romance or sex that appeals to me. Simply having someone who's as invested in our life as I am and will work alongside me through thick and thin is such an appealing concept. That Gardevoire is his partner, his teammate, his companion.
>>749608416Ok but why
>>749608354He would have such issues with it that every single hardon he will be needily begging and grinding for Gardevoir to fix it.
>>749608352I want to have sex with her. She's a normal type so she's not good for battling anyways. But she'd be great for SEX SEX SEX.
>>749608467Because she is my wife, anon. We weere meant to be. I am a swampert btw.
>>749608310WurmpleRotomBounsweetFinneonAnyone else was a lapras fan before the leaks?
>>749607276Mawile
>>749608572>WAS anyone else a lapras fan before the leaks?ftfyI wouldn't say I was a 'fan' of her, but I did like her
>>749608572>wurmpleWhy not just buy a fleshlight
>>749608602Based
>>749608572I came several times to the kajinchu pic and one or two times to the pikajota one. I am not a fan, I like her but not often.
>>749608310>giant monster>tiny humanit's fun and it's wholesome but it's borderline impossible to draw without looking comical and uncanny
>>749601756Would it suck to BE a Gardevoir?
>>749608832Just don't get caught in a Pokeball and you're fine
>>749608810Tell that to the people who're into dynamaxing, anything goes.
>>749608627This one can actually love you back>>749608624>>749608670You do you, there's something about that gentle look that grabbed my attention early on.Actually, just by virtue of being cute, a pokemon can be added to my smash list.
>>749608903You would be a wild ralts first, so you would have no choice probably
>>749608951don't post this picture of me
>>749608965just warp away
>>749608310Is Scolipede considered unconventional?
>>749608989YeahDespite the porn, specially if you are NOT an anal or anus fan.
>>749607418>>749607495Ampharos gives the best hugs.
>>749605383And she Will be added to the human species if she has her way
>>749609212*if you are a ground typeCause if you aren't like me, then you get raped by paralysis everytime.
>>749606684Where's the 4th scene with mega gardevoir leashing him
>>749608352Wish there was more stuff like this where it's a half n half on-model with off-model "features"
I just want a dominate futa gardevoir girlfriend, is that so much to ask?
>>749608903Pokeballs aren't mind control devices. The slaveplay is 100% coming from the pokémon
Garde?
>>749609552Get a male, faggot.
I wish autistic cats were real
>>749609579Explain the friendball then
>>749609679Bw1 said it in the main games. Inb4 "fuck your shit game, zoom". Yeah, cope.
>>749609642But I want her to have fat tits and child-bearing hips though
>>749610103That tits can't be helped, but many homo artists draw the huge hips on males.
>>749607715No, but Machoke (female) would
>Gardevoir thread>No SaltyxodiumThe absolute disrespect towards the guy who started the gardevoir trend by turning her into a waifu
>>749610221>startedGardevoir was getting lusted for since her introduction.I respect Salty's dedication, though.Only other example I can think of is Theboogie with Meloetta
>>749609654I want to cuddle him and make him spurt in his dress.
>>749610417I want to feel how soft his white furry white collar is, then start pulling his tail which cats love to have done to them.
>>749610541He looks so light, if you pull on his tails his whole fluzzy butt will be sticking up in the air for petting.
>>749609552>ywn be a terrible trainer who has to endure getting fucked by Gardevoir because she's strong enough to carry you from bossfight to bossfight all the way to the elite four>You didn't even catch her, she just forced herself into being your primary
>>749609642But I'm not gay and neither is my futa wife.
>>749610692it's technically not the rear end that cats like being "petted" on, it's located near the tailbone area due to them being unable to reach that specific area in question, slapping his butt wouldn't be nice at all, it's again where the tail bone is located where they enjoy it the most.
Pokemon should be remade so that all the pokemon are anthro girls with huge tits (except the lolis(except the oppai lolis)), but otherwise everything is exactly the same.
(male)
>>749608352I fucking hate when they draw Lopunny on bunny suits and STILL GIVE THEM FAKE EARS, EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>749608951I look like this and say this all the time
>>749610845>mfw she forces me to submit to all the other pokemon when I lose a match
>>749608832they have literal mind control powers and pokemon can disobey and have shown to have their own independence. the SECOND a youngster tried anything on me id be pimping his ass out to the old gym leaders/trainers to pay for my luxury hotel rooms
>>749604583underbite fleshfang
>>749601797>a fiction character vs a unicorn in our mortal world.I'd say the odds are even.
>>749610859You both like dick, that makes you gay!
>>749611021It's part of the costume, it's practically required.
>>749601797Post the shit that stings.>>749602009Hampton Fancher is a genius.
>>749608310houndoom (female)
>>749606278Now I want a picture of Gardevoir with a suspiciously Tsareena shaped neck.
>>749612116I know what you are
>>749608310I would a Golurk.
>>749601756If you're not at this level you can go home.
>>749612058shut up troon
>>749601756gardevoir is the champion for young pokemon who want to marry their trainers. she will kick the door down and make it socially acceptable
>>749612741how do you even plow a gardevoir without getting impaled
>>749602193>>749602680My Gardevoir is like this.
>>749612873the horn is soft
>>749612873The horn is soft. Described to have a feel similar to that of an ear in game.
>>749612928>>749612931is it erogenous?
>>749612873Pillows
>>749612873Doggy style or cowgirl obviously
>>749612958are you man enough to find out?if pokemon amie is to be believed, they don't like it being touched
>>749613032not intimate enough
>>749612873Get surgery to have an exact hole in your chest she can slot into
>>749610221He never started that trend and his art is dogshit. That's why nobody's posting it.
>>749612873I always assumed the chest spike thing was soft like a human ear
>>749613134>the greatest gardevoir artist is...le bad because /v/ said so?
>>749613178for me its Rilex Lenov
>>749613178No, he's bad because his art is fucking awful. The anatomy is fucking retarded, his use of colors looks like dogshit, his Gardevoirs are horrendously off model and out of character, he's garbage and you're a performative sharty tourist with standards akin to licking the bathroom floor at a KFC. You stupid bastard.
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