I don't want a "Westoid Ape Escape".
There won't be a new Ape Escape. There's a rumor like this every year.
Yeah, we need Japanese pedos to design a cute female protag.
You cringeass fags don't give a shit about any Ape Escape other than 3.
>>749621134uoh
Are you kidding? The west is full of pedos like you, they will make the perfect pedo ape escape of your dreams.
>>749621134just finished the first one last nightfuck that roller coaster part
>>749621134pretty plump, how many riceballs are they feeding this gal, she needs to go on a diet
just in time for the daily brownoid melty thread
>>749621584Played through the entire trilogy and the available spin-offs but keep projecting
>>749621584>>749622308also I'm trans and brown btw but idk why that matters
>>749622572We know you're indian rajeet, no need to announce it
NEED CUNNY
>>749621134What's the appeal?
>>749624262>ook, ook~tsu
>>749621134>>749625479kill yourself faggot
just get soichi terada back to compose some new drum and basseven if the game sucks a soundtrack from him could still be good
>>749625479>Sayak
>>749621134Same. 99% of the western hemisphere has no idea about how to make fun games.
>>749621134>boob shadowsAnd dropped
>>749621263There will, but it will be some indie inspired by Ape Escape that plays exactly like AE1 with no polish or understanding of why people liked it.
>>749627324It's her name. Yes, even in the English version unless you're an American in which case you don't speak proper English.
>>749621584As a huge Sayaka fan i'll let (you) know I just started playing ~Rape~Ape Escape 1 for the PSX...Can't wait to beat 1 & 2 to finally play Sayaka's game!
>sayaka
>>749621584I only played 1 when it released and is still one of my fav games of all time fuck you
>>749621134How old is she? I need to know this.
>>749621134I hope they do because the seethe would be incredible.
I hope they make everyone playable instead of just making Spike or some random one be the only playable character. Million Monkeys is the right way to do Rape Escape in the modern era.
>>749621134>>749625479>>749629178she and her friends love me only and have sex with me only!
>>749631339she is 9 years old, look at the webm>>749629178
>>749631670old enough to get pregnant and give birth then
>>749631606Reminder that the va voiced misty (pokemon).
>>749634730and the va of Ash voiced Jimmy in Ape Escape 2
why are there so many escaped apes anyways?
are spats the secret to make appealing characters?
>>749638147Delicious loli spats and tanlines, yes.
>>749638147spats alone aren't enough, but they certainly do a lot of heavy lifting
>>749625479imagine how many times she will orgasm rubbing herself against that punching bag
>>749629178>9
>>749638147no
>>74962113>wh-what if they make the child characters unfuckable?never seen a more blatant group of /v/ pedophiles
>>749638407theres a lia niston anime? the fuck
>>749640078>lia nistonnia liston* lol
>>749638147It's VERY effective
>>749640078>>749640136Started airing a week ago. I'm excited for the later parts to get adapted.
>>749621134>4channer be like I need to see the digital child's panties
>>749640184>>749621134crazy how girls are just completely smooth and pretty down there
>>749639875>wh-what if they make the child characters unfuckable?This unironically
>>749640235No we need to see her spats nigga
>>749640213neat
>>749629178>>749629285>Sayaka
>>749625994Why the fuck did they drop him those original soundtracks are goddamn kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kufqq1v7XFo
>>749640312>>749627324this meme is fucking stupid, yumi is a jap name toooh right, americans are the only ones to exist according to americans
HOMURAHIKARI
>>749640529>yumi is a jap name tooSo WhY dId ThEy ChAnGe It ThEn!?
>>749640630One of the assumptions I heard is that "Yumi" sounds more like an Japanese-American name and it's also easier to pronounce for a younger child
>>749640970>14 watchinghololive stays winning
>>749640720>it's also easier to pronounce for a younger childYou mean RETARDED AMERICANS
>>749621134>>749629178she's fucking 9...............
>>749641057damn that wasnt even the right board fuck me
>>749641138my god, you guys are fucking immature assholes.
>>749641075Well the assumption is from an American perspective, I don't expect them to have the self awareness to realize that it's a them problem
>>749641220Stay out of Chicago anon.
>>749641138So erotic....
>>749641258i've heard the pizza is good
>>749641348deep dish is actually nasty
>>749641434Imagine in Rape Escape 4 they have Yumi do this.
>>749621707I wish but no, only asian devs make such games
>>749641504what did toryiama mean by this
>>749641434
>>749641434Your series bro
>>749641220>you guys are fucking immature assholes.don't i wish
>>749641648Bro was a high-level lolicon. I hope his wife, son, or daughter leaks his doodles like how Osamu Tezuka's artwork was leaked.
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>>749641548Toriyama literally made a super heroine who got raped and decided she'd be better off as a prostitute. Having a girl flash an old man is mild for him.
>>749641434>dragon ball debuted in 1984>this makes all of the characters over 40 years oldThanks, Goku. I'm happy to have your approval
>>749641434not in japan, this pic makes no sense
>>749641504>Yumi
>>749641890
>>749641434>>749641504>>749641648>>749641680Its even worse, the age of consent is NOT 18 for most of the world. Including fucking America. Like only 11 states in america have it at 18. Everyone only thinks its 18 because its 18 in California, and California was responsible for like 99.9% of media in the USA (and leaked through osmosis to the rest of the world) up until very recently.If you really want to get fucking stupid with it: A recent bill passed last year (and didnt amount to anything because its impossible to fucking enforce) that Texas residents could go to jail if they look at lewd depictions of cartoons/anime girls until 18. The age of consent in Texas is 17.Real life 17 year olds in Texas have less rights against sexual exploitation than fucking ink splotches. Yea. Normalfags are supremely retarded.
>>749642201if they look at lewd depictions of cartoons/anime girls under* 18
>>749642201It's 17 where I live too
>>749638407I just saw nips on Twitter bitching about the censorship a while ago about this exact same scene.
>>749642262How does that work with kissshot Do they have a lore expert on hand?
>>749638865That's a pole, you stupid secondary.
>>749642330They changed it from bloomers to spats, it's more apples and oranges at this point.
>Ape Escape made by western studioSo there won't be any cunny? Ape Escape without cunny is like a hamburger without the meat patty.
>>749642620Don't forget it's also susceptible to troonlators.
>>749621134So what DO you want?You can literally just decompile any Ape Escape game and change whatever the fuck you want.Want to play as Samus Aran, shooting the fuck out of everything? Fucking DO IT!Want to play as Ethan Mars investigating mysterious in the Ape Escape world? Fucking DO IT!Want to play an RTS where you control armies of Apes?You guessed it;FUCKING DO IT.
>>749642282Its 16/17 in most of America/the world. At onset, none of this shit is based on anything scientific and is largely due to arbitrary, wibbly wobbly, and often contradictory rules. Youre telling me that a 16 year old that is expected to learn 7 different subjects, that is capable of abstract shit like trigonometry, that is trusted enough to operate a fucking vehicle.... isnt intelligent enough/mature enough to know if they want to fuck or not? Right. Not even getting into all sorts of messy ideas, like that the age of consent should be less for women due to faster maturation. Or on the opposite end of the spectrum, that the frontal lobe isnt developed fully until 25+, so there should be no sex/alcohol, etc until then.At the end of the day, it comes down to this: People are different. Some people "grow up" faster. Some people have worse impulse control. I know people 15 years younger than me that I would trust to handle stressful/tempting situations more than people 15 years older than me. Obviously not everyone, but the point is that it should theoretically all be handled at a case-by-case basis. But thats impossible to execute, so we have an arbitrary number and call it a day.
>>749641890>>749642975
>>749642939And said number is based off of some shit that has changed in the last 80ish years. Namely, that people live a whole hell of a lot longer than before. Which begs the question, if we found a way for everyone to live until they were 500 tomorrow, do you think the age of consent would actually stay at 16-18? Almost certainly not.
>>749642732>actual autism
>>749641890>>749643009/ /( i )\ \\ \( ! )/ /
>>749631606a new pumped and primed or million monkeys with the 2/3 cast would be very neat, a bit odd that the only references to games that aren't 1 are the monkey assists being names of AE1/2 apes along with the freaky monkey five. don't think there's anything too crazy about adding jimmy/yumi/kei/aki/tomoki alongside the others.
>>749629178Cheerful... loss???!!!
>>749641908>super heroine who got raped and decided she'd be better off as a prostituteProve it anon.
>>749642201>>749642282>>749642939age of consent laws mean kids within the age range can consent to sex with each other. it's illegal for minors to have sex with people of the age of majority; you mentally ill child molesters. Get it through your autistic thick skulls
>>749621552This but unironically.Don't give me the western original.Give me the Japanese pervert edition.
this is me
>>749642592Thats precisely why it did effectually nothing and was all performative. You cant actually implement it without having "lore experts" as you call them. Even then, its still simply impossible in a lot of scenarios. If I beat off to Konata from Lucky Star, how can you tell her age? She looks the exact same at 15 (episode/chapter 1) as she does at the end of the series, at 18. Then you get into outlandish scenarios. Everyone loves to bring up the 1000 year old loli. Nobody ever brings up the opposite, what if you have a clone that is aged up to being 18+ but is only like 1 year old? Can they consent? You might say that it depends on their "mental maturity" or how many years they actually "lived for" to get conventional wisdom. Ok, so what if its a clone that got 18+ years of memory dumped into them? Is that ok? What if its a 40 year old hag that sent her consciousness back in time to her 14 year old body? Is that legal? Or hell, what if youve been beating off to Misty when you were 12, and you still beat off to her now? Is that ok? Why not? Why is ok for you to beat your 12 year old dick to something but not when you turn 18? How is it your fault that the character didnt "age" with you?We dont have moral framework for these scenarios because, get this: its fucking fiction and all of society hasnt had to think deeply on it. And until we get time travel and anti aging magic and the ability to shove information into people's brains, we wont have to. Hence the entire argument and giving a shit about fictional character ages is inherently fucking dumb, especially when we have literally child rape cabals being flaunted in the open and nobody does anything about it.
>>749643653https://exhentai.org/g/2825121/cb9c573a39/
>>749643654>Muh legalityWell it's a good thing biology matters more
>>749640529>>749640572>>749641075>>749641230>>749641940
>>749643653May as well just post the relevant part.
They renamed her Yumi because she is yummy.
I only care about Casi/CharuPerfect robot wife/sister
>>749643654>ignores everything saidWhat determines age of majority? Can you point to actual consistent qualifiers instead of your fee fees? Biologically, 99.99999% of girls are done physically aging at 14-15 for instance. What makes 18 special? Its certainly not mental maturity. Again, even going off the frontal lobe stuff, nobody should be able to fuck until 25+. Why not that? Why 18? Why is a 16 year old able to do a bunch of abstract shit but is supposedly too stupid to know if they want to fuck? And why can you fuck, smoke, serve in the military, etc but you still arent mentally mature enough to drink a fucking beer for another 3 years (used to be 18 btw)?You wont answer because there is no actual answer. Its based off of feelings and life expectancy. Again, if we magically found a way to make life expectancy jump to 500 years old, youd quickly be considered a pedophile for fucking a tender aged 48 year old.
>>749644013man, he was a real master of his craft
>>749621707If shes in spats its ruined automatically
>>749642772that list isn't very appealingyou would convince me if you said fix yummi sayaka's uv mapping and build in arbitrary texture draw order without transparency overwrite
Also can you retards stop biting the bait about Age of Consent about fucking CARTOON CHARACTERS? Even entertaining the discussion means they won because you took a fucking retarded premise at face value. You aren't going to "facts and logic" a retard from not being retarded when you had to sink yourself to his level to even discuss it.
>>749644217She should be, it's one of her best features
>>749641648>>749641680He liked older women and big boobs. He never sexualized those characters (Bulma doesn't count). Very goofy style.Miura and Miyazaki in other hand....
>>749644326I get what youre saying, but "just ignore retards" has had a pretty catastrophic effect. Id rather shit on their argument outright and simply call them a retard when they cant say anything back than ignore them completely
>>749644409>Implying bikini armor isn't sexualI don't know if you're trolling or just stupid
>>749642772>So what DO you want?>You can literally just decompile any Ape Escape game and change whatever the fuck you want.What I want isn't lame Decomps. I want what Mario 64 Co-op DX is but with Ape escape. Which isn't something AI can make just yet on its own, it would require hundreds of hours of work even assuming you could reverse engineer the engine. Then, you would need enough people interested in Ape escape to make the thousands of characters/skins that Co-Op DX has. AND ON TOP OF THAT20+ years of people making custom Ape Escape levels like what Mario 64 has that could be dropped right into the co-op mod.
>>749644409>he never sexualized these characters except when he didThanks, very cool
>>749644584THIS BIGLY. Imagine people putting their own sexy Rape Escape loli OCs into 1 and 3.
>>749644409>Bulma doesn't count
>>749643654retard
>>749644161stop making the dumb nigger cattle americans feel uncomfortable
>>749644630>>749644481>this is sexy apparently
>>749644735I'm like 80% sure these servers already exist in coop dx. They're just private servers.
>>749644791Im literally American. Stop assuming that social media cunts represent an entire nation when all of active twitter is than 2% of the population.
>>749644958YES
>>749644958>literal underwear isnt sexualizationBro...
>>749644387I think Sayaka looks better without them
>>749644958Yeah nigga
>>749644958It's a shame Z and GT don't have the OG Dragon Ball art style for the kids. I love the slight chubby look that Chi-Chi has.
Also this entire conversation gets really dumb when you realize Casi is like, 5 years old but is modeled to be Spike's older sister so she looks 14-16. But has the wisdom of someone who was born almost yesterday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtIZ78kDePQ
>>749645053Ruined. Anyways it's gonna be a modern videogame so if she appears she'll be wearing spats either way so I'm good in that regard
>>749621552Yes
>>749644013Gigabased
>>749621134A Western Ape Escape would be a slave catching sim. Greek/Roman or Antebellum it doesn't matter.
>>749645186that's a funny way to spell improved. and if she's gonna be in a modern sony game she will be an uglified hag and/or will be wearing loose or wide clothes. you don't want her to return.
>>749644103>>749644224>>749645053>>749645173>Charu>Sayaka
How fat is her ass
>>749645591It's not right for a girl to wear panties when performing athletics, though.Bloomers or a leotard is acceptable.
>>749645053Sayaka (Saru Getchu) is so pretty bros...
>>749644997you're not part of the social engineering or instigators then
>>749645678>Sayaka (Saru Getchu)
reminderKen-sama won
>>749645635The answer is yes.
>>749645053>>749645591what a healthy little girl
>>749645151Pan significantly makes up for it by actually being flat-chested.
Why are anti-loli fags, or whatever you are going to call them, conformists?
>>749645712Yea, I can think for myself. Im telling you that the majority of Americans, in my experience, dont give a flying fuck unless there is a significant age difference. When I was in school, I remember freshman guys getting asspained that the seniors (18) were scooping up all the freshman girls (14) and fucking them. Nobody gave a shit. Not the student body, the teachers, or the parents. There was onky ever a stink if there was like a 30 year old fucking a 15 year old or some such.The cunts worrying about fictional character ages are an extreme minority, they are just loud.
>>749645591Oh trust me I don't lolAlso spats literally fit her character, you aren't any different from the people who think girly girls should wear spats
サヤカ (サルゲッチュ)
>>749646257Cute
>>749646257Her outfits are so cute and we almost never see them The cowgirl outfit is the best
>>749621584wrong I only care about the first rape escape and dreaming of using my gadgets on natalie
>>749643827I have never played Ape Escape but I love Soichi Terada
>>749646101>The cunts worrying about fictional character ages are an extreme minority, they are just loud.Loud enough to do serious damage to the games industry and got payment processors involved.
>>749646101>minorityi doubt that, there should at least be 30% that think of pedophilia is as bad as murder (we're not talking about fictional character ages)well, in that case why do men live after turning 18 years old? they can no longer legally fuck cunny irl. there is no more purpose
>>749646401Yea. They still arent the majority though.
>>749646445That makes it more disappointing with how much power they have to exert.
>>749644584sadly due to this flood of tards recently they'd probably cheer for an AI decomp (for all of one post before melting down). don't think it's happening to AE anytime soon, not even a romhacking scene exists though i think PS2 games moreso are a hassle and there's not really any tools iirc.>>749645173people will be prudes either due to baiting or being actual twittertards who think fictional characters are real who probably have skeletons in their closet towards actual children.
>>749646137i think no girl should wear spats under a skirt
>>749641434>Poopu and Gaygetano thanks, am no longer 9
>>749646398Based Soichi Terada enjoyer. Fuck generic Hans Zimmer orchestra slop that too many games use in an attempt to be taken seriously by jews
>>749646521>sadly due to this flood of tards recently they'd probably cheer for an AI decompAnd this is a bad thing why? It's better than it never existing.
>>749646521>not even a romhacking scene exists though i think PS2 games moreso are a hassle and there's not really any tools iirc.Even if we could get a reverse engineer of the first game on PS1, that would probably be enough of a springboard to make a fresh modding scene. Mario 64 only started getting crazy mods after the complete reverse engineer of its engine came out.
>>749646710>Uncultured
I've never seen a kid in real life wear spats
>>749646942That's why fiction is better
>>749646942t. not allowed within 500 feet of any school
>>749646942How often are you checking under 3D kids skirts?
>>749643637yeah, win or lose, she knows how to make it feel really good
I don't care about consent anyways
>>749646710wait a minuteshe's not wearing anything under that skirt.
>>749642201>Everyone only thinks its 18 because its 18 in Californiafun fact, you can have sex at any age in California as long as you're married and you can get married at any age as long as the parents agree to it
>>749646942most girls wear "safety shorts" these days which are basically that
>>749646942did you go to an all boys schoolin my gym class most girls wore spats
>>749646749You know it. A friend got me into jungle music from Sumo Jungle Grandeur and now I'm radio DJing for an amateur icecast station as we speak
>>749645678>>749646257So the kimono poster is a bot? that's so lameNot to mention he is a lazy slob, couldn't be bothered to add hiragana and katakana to the bot
>>749642201in my country the aoc is 14, but retards decided it's supposed to be 18 and will screech online about it, also the age gap discourse is insane these days, even a 5 year gap is "creepy"
>>749644013RIP Toriyama
>>749647310I believe my grandparents on my mother's side had something like a 14 year old age gap so I was never really bothered either wayI'd like to think my grandad was a pretty cool guy
>>749641504>when she shows you her dragonballs
>>749647310Its so fucking funny because hordes of girls online especially on twitch will flat out admit they want to fuck 50 year old men from games like RE9 and meanwhile theyre in their 20's. Anecdotal but 20 year olds constantly tell me they find their own age range to be annoying to talk to.
>>749646349>>749641434Faggot antis like you should stay on your containment website.
>>749646521>cheer for an AI decompliterally what is wrong with this if you do 10 seconds of research of what that actually means.fuck you, I'll finally be able to play as Jake in AE1.
>>749644409loli chichi is very sexualized
>>749647159Its dumb. Girls when i was in school never had underwear flashing issues with skirts/dresses.
>>749646802i know i'm gonna get called every AI hater buzzword under the sun but it's basically what countless threads have already said.>recomp game made with AI, more than likely made by someone who just wants to be first and has no actual care for the game>it's bugged or basically just an emulator for one game>most likely won't get bugfixed cause that means going back through the spaghetti code>it reaches bump limit on /v/, not because of people talking about it, but because of people getting defensive and throwing buzzwords at eachother (this applies both to people who like and hate it, just tranny/jeet/luddite/who fucking cares it's all just "thing i hate" words now, or randomly goes into politics)>said recomp is never mentioned again and they move onto the next thingi don't like AI myself, but most of these are just people being lazy or wanting some sort of attention rather than maybe use it to try and do minor things (though it'll still probably spill its spaghetti everywhere).
>>749646257More like カニゲッチュ
>>749642607Funny name for my massive hog
>>749641908toriyama also imagined himself to be the kind of old man who'd constantly be ogling school children
>>749647310>aoc supposed to be 18 >5 year gap is "creepy"who is influencing this ?
>>749647781Fair enough. At least you've elaborated on specifics and actual issues rather than the usual braindead regurgitated propaganda slop.Unfortunately, when the floor of something that was gatekeeping things out gets lowered, the infestation always floods in, regardless of what it is, whether it's AI, smartphones, etc. We've long past that point in my opinion.
>>749647781The emulator thing is a big issue, the "recomp" projects that are turning out to not be recomps or reverse engineers at all, but instead they made a bad prompt to an AI and spent a thousand dollars on tokens for the AI to grab an emulator off of github and make a wrapper for it and then spit it back out as a 'decomp'.
>>749648191It's 100% social media trends. Everyone is pissed at the entire Epstein thing but they can't do anything about it so they take it out on the "acceptable" targets. Which in this case is cartoons.
>>749648262>social media trendswho is behind this ?>pissed at the entire Epstein thing but they can't do anything about it So we as a society, admit that pedophilia is ok when you have power?There are millions of americans, they protest, march and fly to epstein island to kill those pedos and save the children. they outnumber the pedos yet do nothing ?
>>749648191Considering it only ever goes one way it's an attempt to demonize healthy male heterosexualitySame reason why sexualization in media aimed at men is demonized while sexualization aimed at women gets a passIt's what happens when you put bitter radfems in positions of power and the brainwashing trickles down onto younger gens of women
>>749648367>who is behind this ?The answer would derail the thread.
>>749648203even a real recomp, if you just get claude to make it, won't be what you want because it will effectively be no different from an emulator (it'll still load from bios, have emulated vblank wait cycles, etc.), but the thing is, claude has 0 issue parsing all that human-unreadable data to make edits to the core code as you want, you can do a lot with itas always it's a user issue, not a tools issue
>>749648191Aging foids
>>749621134nothing but pedophile thread 24/7 in this shithole this year>hurr durr this yearBeen here since 07 so don't even start
>>749648191Well adjusted members of societyIf you think a 5 year age gap is fine then you need to kill yourself
>>749648615Good goy
How is this still up?
>>749648653Ape Escape is a video game.I know it's not a twitter thread but you'll live.
>>749648653is ape escape not videogames now
>>749648690>>749648703I have never seen any gameplay discussion when anyone posts yumiKill yourself you disgusting pedophiles
>>749648598>Hurr durr heterosexuality is le badI'm sure /lgbt/ is more your speed
Believe in mania team
>>749648598What I don't get is how people supposedly browse this place mostly focused on otaku culture for over 19 years but still draw the line on "ew yucky pedo humor gross" when pedobear was in the top and bottom bars and /l/ was still a board in 07.
>>749648653Ape Escape is a videogame.She is a videogame character.Malfoid is not videogames.
>>749648772>If you are against pedophilia you are gay or trans
>>749648761>I have never seen any gameplay discussion when anyone posts yumiHere's gameplay discussion: >>749621770There were more posts from cringe tourists bitching about muh pedos than the other posts mostly made as a joke. The rumor in OP is about the Penny's Big Breakaway devs getting an Ape Escape license.
>>749648761>Muh gameplay discussionAs if /v/ isn't mostly twitter screenshots and bait threads anyways
>>749648783>pedo "humor"
>>749648761what do you think about when the saru getchu gets getchu'd by the sarus??
>>749648598>larping as an oldfag
>>749648836I say this
>>749648884Funny enough you never see this kind of visceral reaction in twitter threads from some shithead like pirate nation. There's a thread with his post up right now that has absolutely none of the bitching about the fact it's a baseless twitter rumor from some fag who AI generates all his gossip. >>749648939Yet you never bitch about the trash and shit, you come into the video game thread to bitch about the one video game on the board. Curious!
>>749648896damn
>>749648939Don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>749648896where does she go when she's caught by the net
>>749648191feminists have taken over most leftist political movements and they push for policy that inflates sexual market value of older females
>>749649051Teleported to the rape dungeon
>>749648992>230 posts>1 post about the actual game that gets ignoredI'm genuinely asking you to consider suicide
>>749648893If you weren't an election tourist you would realize that you decided to setup your cathtrad refugee camp after being evicted from reddit on a site that had a loli board.
>>749648598I don't see you in here >>749621990 where they openly drool over six year olds, including sharing AI porn. Curious.
>>749648598*born in 07
>>749621134No one gives a shit what you want.
>>749649121"I have never seen any gameplay discussion when anyone posts yumi" It's literally the fifth post in the thread and you didn't see it because you didn't read the thread. Most of the thread is gameplay discussion that you didn't read.He's now just posting Indians, likely his relatives, after coming into the video game thread to bitch about a video game and comparing the video game thread to trash and shit on the street. rangeban india.
Helga > literal garbage >>>>>>> Yumi
>>749648615no need to seethe about girls your age going for more mature and financially stable men
>>749648615what made this anon think like this
>>749648761Upvoted
>>749649245Natsumi > *
>>749649092The what dungeon?
>>749649250You are neither of those
>>749649121If you weren't a covid tourist only here to post AI threads and shill dated political beliefs, you would realize the OP is discussing a rumor about a new Ape escape game made by the Sonic Mania devs.
Why do you always let them derail the thread? Why is it so fucking hard to just ignore the retards?? They are not here to debate, they're here to shit up the thread and you're helping them.
>>749621134Thought that was Natsumi for a moment
>>749649396looks like a slut
>>749649380I didn't say anything about myself illiterate fag. Keep your melties to yourself and rope instead of crying in a /v/ thread
>>749649392Absolutely this. Even having the AoC discussion earlier killed this thread for any real discussion because it has nothing to do with the game, they're cartoon characters.At the very least just drown them out with art and let them seethe in silence.
>>749649078Very predictable response LLM-san, do better
>>749649451>pedophile is retardedimagine my shock
>>749649196Yaia has the cup size of consent, clearly
>>749649418>>749649396Where are her dumb hair monkeybar things?
>>749648598Back in the day people posted real pictures of underaged girls too. /b/ had an endless jailbait thread...If anything the site became a lot less pedophilic, well it was forced to
>>749649524>"I'm going to have an autistic meltdown imagining a 32 year old dating a 27 year old"You're retarded and clearly just seething that some girl you got obsessed with was interested in someone a grad above you lmao
>>749645627Is that from trip to Japan, Larry? Did you tell Reddit about it? Also your hakama is filthy or stained? Looks very cheap and ugly as well. You also should have shaved the neckbeard.
>>749649604what a shame, i couldnt experience those threads since i was a young retard who wanted to look at big boobs
>>749648896if this returns i want the apes to steal more than the net and stun club, they could be creative in how they could use the hoop or sky flier, maybe have the monkey radar track you so any monkey in the area spots you no matter how sneaky you are.
>>749649396Unironically wanted to fuck her. She's hot, but I'm also a big fan of Sgt Frog. It's a good cozy anime for fall and winter especially. I might do a rewatch of it fairly soon, but gonna wait till it gets cooler outside, so maybe in November.
>>749649523People who claim to have been browsing since September 11th 2001 will also claim they have never seen this.>>749649604Sanitizing the site was always a mistake. Sure, /b/ had to tone it down eventually, but immediately welcoming the wider internet with open arms has resulted in exactly what is happening now: A ton of fundamentalist political refugees who don't like what is posted on the site now have to contend with games, anime, manga, every stripe of thing they despise. And their egos are too big to just go someplace else because all those other places have banned them already for being obnoxious. >>749649759We should do a group watch. It's been a while since we had one.
>>749649759Remake out now, btw
>>749649738>they could use the hoopa monkey with a hoop while you don't have one would be a fucking menace
spats
>>749649738Maybe they could steal her shoes too, so she can only tiptoe
>>749649837>remake out now btwRemake of what?
>>749649861Let monkeys steal multiple gadgets on a hard modeHoop + stun baton
>>749649946Keroro anime
>>749649861even worse, a blue pants monkey with a hoop, have fun.
>>749649837>Remake Ewwww...is it good? The original was great, and great english dub desu.
>>749621552Yes.
>>749646401>and got payment processors involved.That was australians actually
>>749650289Womp womp
>>749650449Next game should have the outfits that Million Monkeys had. Including all the casual and maid outfits.
>>749650837>sayamaid
>>749650449prprprprprpr
>>749648896me holding the net
>>749621552This
>>7496215843 is my favorite. Never played 2 past the first level. I also prefer being the boy since I actually play these damn games and don't use them as an excuse to be a pedophile like half the people in these threads.
>>749650449
>>749621134Why do men find this body type attractive?
>>749621134>fat_mons
>>749621134>>749625479>>749650449Dunno what this thread is about I just came here to say I love loli pussy so much bros
>>749651151where does she go?
>>7496514502 is generally regarded as the best if you can look past Jimmy being a doorstop. 3 is great but the forms trivialize it. 2 is all the challenge from 3 but none of the crutches.>>749651525This but clang clang clanging casi
>>749651815reminder of young love
>>749641504You can tell when a DB clip is from if Oolong is still a communist or not.
>>749651815Most women have that body shape The artstyle just makes it cuterI remember someone here even posting the unclothed version of some GTA 6 woman and her body looked similar to OP's loliThe only difference is that anime girl heads are typically bigger
>>749652424I'm grateful to see new casi art finally.
>>749640462Supposedly he was burned out after Ape Escape 3.
I really hate to watch people on the internet say ape escape is only for cunnyI really like OG ape escape because of nice stage and cool music and a bit scary atmosphere
>>749646257best transformation
>>749652927PS1 aesthetic just kinda does that. I remember Megaman Legends have some pretty unsettling areas despite being a very colorful game.
>>749652927is there a slopcomp that removes the soul gas so we can see how it looks like with max draw distance?
>>749648896looks bad
>>749652831>>749652779I have a fetish for navigator girls in general. Alia is another one. Also her spider outfit in Million Monkeys was really cute
>>749653325Alia's good. so is Palette. hell, even Layer. navi girls are just prone to great designs, aren't they?
>>749653123Legends was fantastic for that because of how colorful the overworld was and then you would descend into Gunmetal Gray area where the pixelization made it look like you just stepped into a completely different genre. Ape Escape 1 is like that too. You'll be wandering around extremely bright, green fields and suddenly you get teleported to an area straight out of Metal Gear Solid.
>>749653262For her, yes.
>>749653236You can do that with any modern PSX emulator. I remember being able to do that in ePSXe, the ancient emulator that had graphics plugins you could hot-swap, and one was just to remove fog.
>>749651815That's just what men have found appealing in all of human history up to around the early 1900s. I wonder what happened during that time...
>>749621552
>>749653385All the benefits of being office eye candy.
>>749653636ain't that the truth.
What did Professor mean by these really tight skinsuits for his robot daughter, anyway?
>>749652927same, even worse as someone that likes 3. yeah yumi is cute and lolis make people seethe but i'd say as a game 3 is almost as good as 1 aside from the morphs being a bit OP, especially when the apes have an anger mechanic so you can't just smack them around with the stun club, except the morphs can either catch them no problem or straight up make them dizzy, even if you don't need to use them aside from forced moments which kind of sucks depending on the morph.casi best girl though
>>749621584i played a bit of 1 but the chases were just kinda mehdidn't try 2 cuz i heard it was meh
>>749653912doesn't want baggy clothes getting caught on other machinery or levels. it's practical.
>>749621584Its legitimately the best one
>>749654347levers* oopsy
ape escape x mega man crossover when
>>749621707westerners make pedslop not lolikino, you wouldn't get it
>>749621134>Shorts ever since the originalThis is already west-slop, retardnigger.
>>749649702You have AI imager/video gen now.
>>749653912>basically what the other anon said, can't get caught on stuff!>easy to exercise in!>easy to see if her nipples get erect!>easy to see cameltoe and if a mysterious liquid is running down it!>easy to rip for penetration! the professor is probably really lonely!
I'm not a pedo but i'd deflower Sayaka.
>>749646137>spats literally fit herjust barely.
>>749655959>all of those textures for that assWhat did Nintendo mean by this?
>>749655959
>>749655921>Sayaka
I bet it feels so good to make a loli cum with your dick.
>>749621134I just want another Ape Escape. I don’t care where it comes from as long as it’s true to the original.
>>749656034Who knew toxo posters are also pedophiles
back to ape escape
>>749652424Are the mini games in 2 about the same quality as 3? Mesal Gear was pretty damn cool. Blew younger me's mind when I first tried it.
>>749621134My concern is if they get the music right. If they can't even put their best foot forward with astro bot after how hard they shilled it, then my hopes aren't very high.>>749656380Everyone knew this. Most of them are weebs.
>>749656634just get a jungle drum n bass breakbeat artist, like the sonic mania team found a jazz fusion future funk artist
>>749641775he's so fucking based
Is ape escape good?Which ones do i play?
>>749656968Yes.Play them in order so when you get to 3 you can truly appreciate best girl.
>>749656968first three, then pumped & primed and million monkeys w/ eng patch
>>7496569681, 2, 3, pumped and primed, million monkeys with eng patch, sarusaru big mission. the rest are if you feel interested enough (i enjoy piposaru 2001 but others might not).
>>749656968Play 1 and 2 with a Sayaka mod, and then play 3 unmodded.
>>749657546I wouldn't say I love 2001, but I love the original cast, and feel like it's unmissible since it's basically a sequel to Ape Escape 1.
>>749657552>3 unmoddedbut there's a really, really good mod out there...
Sayaka...
>>749628770she's a budding girl.
>>749658017that's fair, also has a translation patch of its own.frankly half the fun i have with it is slimgshotting apes into eachother, even if that's basically what you have to do for better ranks, and some of them are damn tight.
>>749641648I'm Bejita and I L O V E moe anime lolis!
>>749625561uhoh tranner melty!
>>749621552These are the only kind of people I trust with handling cunny.
>>749652927That only happens here because this is a coomer hellholle. Otherwise one remember the games and the little discourse there is is about the first game at best.I love AE1, it's one of my all time favorites and I must've fully completed like 10 times or more. Including all the coins and finishing the god awful boxing and skiing minigames.Never bothered with time trials though.
>>749657546Saved
>>749657552>sayaka modwhere?
>>749653770>>749650449>>749648802I haven't jerked off in a while...
>>749661684I Need more comfy monke GIFs
>>749661950
>>749661954I have two more funny gifs
>>749661992
Why can't weeaboos accept that America is a better and more free country than Japan?
>>749661474I still want that anon to draw the full thing
Westoid cunny artists work resemble children faf more than the Japanese loli. Frankly speaking, I think we have those Japs beat.
You. The person reading this. Go download the PS2 emulator and Ape Escape 3 (American version) and go play it right now if you haven't already. It's the best game of the best console of all time. Make /v/ proud.
>>749662191maybe later
>>749656968Genuinely yeah. Obviously not everyone is going to like it but for what it is it's a good game.
You know they're going to make the MC's black.
>>749662285A black loli? There is nothing wrong with that
>>749662285
>>749662285>Kuro in spats Everyone would absolutely hate this
>>749662191It's alright, you're kinda not doing all that much in them though, mechanically.And I tend not to play the 女の子 because she auto-stuns a monkey and the last thing this game needs is less gameplay.
>>749621134>Westoid Ape Escapewe have plenty of that in France and Belgium
>>749662191My pc is ass so i can't sadly.
>>749661684>>749661954sometimes it's nice watching the monkeys do their own thing on the monkey radar, even when they're doing more damage and harm in million monkeys some are still enjoying life.>>749662191i still have my very old copy of 3 and copies of 1 and 2 i bought a couple years or so ago so i like playing them off my TV and console. plus i'm not sure if PCSX2 fixed an issue with monkeys behind screens like the old time black and white monkey in the big city tanking the framerate. computer was pretty powerful and it still couldn't handle it.
>>749662531It can't run a ps2 game?
>>749662191only if I get the nude texture mod where is it anyway? the usual place?
>>749662571>tanking the framerateYeah it does still do that but that happens like 3 times in the entire game or so. It's very playable.>>749662693Play vanilla! Some of the outfits are genuinely insane already. Would never pass in a modern game, probably ever again.
>>749662729but I played vanilla already. I wanna try it with new lens
I laughed when I saw the ratchet monkey back in the day.
>>749662823Got cut the US version, he got replaced by generic space monkey.
>>749663021Oh shit I had no clue actually. Just outed myself as an europoor.Whoops.
>>749663021why the fuck would they do this.
>>749663259The funny thick eyebrows are too much for the american kids.
>>749640720Looks like character name length limit, otherwise it's just too retarded
>>749663259No idea, but i know that RaC3 and deadlocked had Jap exclusive Ape skins
>>749663435The monkey is inspired by the japanese design though.
>>749663259not sure, i do like the SAL-1000 monkeys but it is kind of weird when they already had a stronger one as a secret ape in saru-mon's castle. i guess the color scheme is reminiscent of megamonkey from 2 and they wanted to call back to it.
>>749663435>>749663454but they're both internal to Sony. something else stupid had to have gotten in the way
>>749663534You know, I just wondered if they look at their "adapted" iterations of western characters and think they're being patronized just like we mostly do when trannycalizers transform the intent behind japanese works when bringing them over here.Or perhaps they do like these better and think they're welcome changes. I don't know.
>>749663624yeah, thats true. wasn't Japan Studio 1st party then? goddamnit Insomniac.
>>749648191I have seen crazy shit being said like "WHOA DUDE SHE WAS LIKE 11 DURING THE PANDEMIC,LET THAT SINK IN" and "UMMM WHAT DOES A 25yo man HAVE IN COMMON WITH A 18yo BARELY OUT OF HS???"...the worst part??I live in some Balkan shithole and you wouldn't expect this feminist mind rot flying here,I want to believe they only exist on the internet.
>>749663707Maybe they just like western games and aren’t trying to self glorify themselves or besmirch others.
This is the month, finally she will be with me
>>749664546how?? mine isn't shipping until nov 30
>>749661545I only now noticed that half of the tweets here are the same guy
>>749662191>america versionlol
>>749664562I got in really early, seo I guess im on the october list
>>749629178Modern English don't speak "proper English" either though. The people that spoke "proper English" didn't sound like they had a biscuit stuck in their mouth as they spoke.
>>749648896ive never played this. so the game just lets the monkeys take your weapons and use them on you, and they work? No game today would every do this.
>>749664697lucky... enjoy her
>>749662729yeah it barely matters but having played it for years any frame drops take me out, even moreso than other games.i really keep forgetting about how brazen her genie dancer costume is despite it just being a relatively normal cultural outfit, never registers due to just being used to it. bless them
>>749661545Kids!!!!!
>>749664084they openly say Japanese games are trash in comparison. go browse Futaba/2ch.
>>749625479it looks soft
>>749641138can I be the tenth?
>>749664615wait until you realize its 100% thde same guy, different handles
>>749665953Only dorontabi and mammoth are the same
Costume platformers have been weirdly absent
>>749666984Outside of 40 Winks and Ape Escape 3 I can't think of too many. Crash of the Titans maybe. The protagonist getting level-themed costumes is definitely just soul, though.
>>749621552You forgot the gigaquote.
>>749621552many are saying this
>>749661545>>749664615I recognize and remember these tweets and their context:>neutral good>sexy idolmaster picture involved Nina and Kaoru, the youngest idolmasters girl>chaotic good>tweet by vtuber lolita Gumi (it got so much like she blocked him out of rage)>neutral neutral>a fanart of young idolmaster girls wear kindergartner outfits>chaotic neutral>no context, croixsan just spam this sentence everyday on twitterHis official website: https://uwatteru.wixsite.com/croixsan>lawful evil>a mesugaki fanart from idolmaster>chaotic evil>an artist getting hate mails over his sexy anime pictures (who were mostly idolmaster lolis)
>>749666984There was that Peach game but it's so painfully bland that the only notable thing about it is the big tit mod.
>>749667632Oh yeah, that. I've never really seen the interest in peach. Visually or as a character, she does nothing for me.
>>749662191I'd rather wait for a recomp
RPPPPPPPPP CHIILLDDD SWEEEEECKSU
>>749667676She's just a vapid bimbo with amazing lips(seriously look at any screenshot of her from Mario Sunshine her expression always makes it look like she couldn't form a thought if she tried.) She's not really a character so much as she is fetish fuel.
RELEASING CUMMM FUUUMES
>>749621134Westoid Ape Escape, aka White people chimping out
