GET HYPE
>>749632284huzzah
yay!
>>749632386I vividly remember this. Saints row reboot got absolutely clowned for this and it was complete garbage but this is rockstar so it’s ok.
>you now rent instead of stealinggoyim will love this one
>>749632482They already confirmed you can’t buy safe houses and shit
>>749632393kek
sounds awesome
>>749632284>I have a payment plan, I just need more money.
>>749632284this is weeks old news.
>>749632284>goyim look we care but we will never ever ever ever address the problem NOOO STOP LOOKING AT LANDLORD CRIME LIST IN NEW YORK!!
>>749632546>goyim will not own physical media, not houses and not even digital houses and they should be happy and grateful to us
>>749632284Pretty sure we did that with gta 4
>>749632386>>749632461what are you retards even on about?this board is so brown it can't read..
>>749634594What don’t you understand about it?
SAINTS ROW REBOOT BROS WE’RE GOING BACK TO SANTO ILESO
>>749632284Why do these faggots care? Isn't their whole point is to destroy the American dream since it is too problematic?
>>749636469Humiliation ritual
>>749632386>>749636232can i get a HUZZAH yall?
>>749632546People really don't understand how shit this game is going to be.
>>749637031Yup but I’ll be playing it anyway because there’s nothing else
>>749632284More whiny commie slop about not getting free shit
>>749637031It's not that they don't realize it, it's that they don't care.
>>749637178>ABLOO ABLOO I HAVE TO TO TURN CRIME BECAUSE LE EVIL CAPITALISM MAKES IT TOO HARD TO LIVE AN HONEST LIFEThat's literally every GTA game.
>>749637270No
>>749632284>"STUDENT LOANS!!! Am I right, fellow kids?"
>>749632284doomies are getting dumber by the week
>>749637685>doomiesTroon
>>749636716HUZZAH
I cannot freaking wait. Vice City looks amazing and is a great departure from Liberty City/Los Santos. The team seems to have created this with love and really care about getting this right.As a long time GTAVI fan, I can't help but feel exited for the release. You can see they put a lot of effort into getting everything right.
>>749637102ps5 has no games?
>>749632386Fucking kek retarded women are all identical
>>749632284Isnt this literally GTA4 story lol?
>>749637102the eternal slop consumer
the goal was always to make the sp as lame as possible to usher you into online instead
>>749632386i thought games were supposed to be an escape from this shit
>>749637365Name one that isn't?
>>749632284I fucking hate how rampant financial illiteracy is in modern day and how so many retards have resigned to poorfaggotry because media man told them that there is an "affordability crisis" or whatever. I hate being expected to kowtow to pricetards lest they have a tranny tier meltdown. These people have no money because they don't view having it as for them. Either that or they make blatantly retarded financial decisions. If you look back a few decades ago, families would live in small houses, only go to a nearby beach or attraction as a vacation, and generally didn't have most of the latest things. Of course, you shouldn't live a life without what you want. But these industries have both rolled out options to cater to the decadent poorman and if you actually act financially smart early on, you can enjoy a world of pleasure once you get a stable career and portfolio. But these retards will tell you they can't do that because muh capitalism or muh jews. Always an excuse with those who have an external locus of control. Such miserable fools who have fooled themselves into believing they have no control over their lives. Those who have given up before even trying. A slavish submissive set of behaviors that the media has fed to them. There is no dream for those who refuse to even try to sleep.
So 6 will just be "millenials go postal" or what?
>>749638583yes but we're desperately pretending VI will be badthis tbread's reach is the comparison to the SR reboot
>>749639025meds
>>749632284>$100 game says you're being ripped offGood to see Digger got a sequel so quickly. And what a fresh idea!
>>749639047HELL YEAH FELLOW ROCKALITE YOU TELL EM HUZZAH YALL
>>749632284>homeownershipare the homes with us in the room?
>>749639025Not your personal blog faggot
>>749632284jesus fuck no one wants realistic problems in their video gameshow is that so difficult to understand?
>>749639251They are constantly being built and for cheap. But those who refuse to leave overpriced cities would never know.
>>749639380in what world is $400k cheap?
This game keeps looking more and more like the saints row reboot.
What is this Animal Crossing? >All your crimes go to paying off your mortgage Could be kino actually
>>749639582NOOOI YOU ARE REACHING SAAAAR MOTHEFUCKER
>>749639251Please understand, the poor illegal immigrants and H1B jeets deserve those those houses far more than you ever could, chud
just going to be movie game slop. like all modern games. cutscene cutscene cutscene really long animations floaty/stiff controls maybe you shoot a guy with aim assist. game basically plays itself.god i hate gaming
>>749639582noooo! anti semitici chudgoy!!!
>>7496385834 was about immigrants finding out the american dream was horseshit, not millenial woes shit.
>>749636469Destroy it? What is there even left to destroy?Work hard and the only one who will get something out of it is your boss. The only way to "make it" is to become a backstabbing ruthless piece of shit, too.
student debt and ramen noodles am I right bros??? umm I went to college and all I got was this silly little paper that reads DEBT XD no home no kids just sipping cold brew, smashing the patriarchy and seizing the means of production....yeeerrrrp
>>749640040Yes thats my point. GTA6 seems to be that but they just replaced the immigrant with americans and thats it. This is creatively bankrupt and will have some millenial faggotry on top of that as you said.
>>749632284>newsthis shit is weeks old and you ESL retards can't read so it's no wonder you're retrying this lame bait
>>749640476write because gta writing has always been original and top notch
>>749640507uh huh jeety melty
>>749637031Weird how nobody complained about it in GTAV
>>749640593I did
>>749640615how convenient
>>749640551>writeGood morning
>>749640551Yes thats the point,GTA6 sounds somehow even worse than their regular dogshit. PSP games still have the best stories in my opinion.
You know, these commies can always just leave for one of their socialiat utopias. But yet they stick around and just cry about how broke they are while they sip on 20 dollar coffee.
>>749640686not into puns?
It took Niko roughly 40 missions to actually unlock a decent penthouse that wasn't some Brooklyn studio shitbox with a fold out couch.
>>749640758>Yes thats the point,GTA6 sounds somehow even worse than their regular dogshithow and why?you're a just nother retard taking the quote completely out of context to shitpost
>>749640593I also did.
>>749639198>>749639637neck yourself retard
>>749640817I’d agree, but the fact that the CIA actively worked to destroy communist nations has made it so that we can’t get rid of our communists.
>>749640593I complained about it on gtaforums 13 years ago. https://gtaforums.com/topic/603618-dynasty-8-website/
>>749632284hang all phoneposters
>>749641002SAR GTA NUMBER ONE YES? THANK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>749640817How the fuck is a broke person gonna move?
>>749638157This shit will never stop being funny.
it doesn't mean you're actually committing crimes to pay off home loans and bills you fucking imbecilesthe SR comparison makes no sense whatsoever
>>749641204Shut up faggot
>>749641147Commie shitholes should be cheap, no? A free government issued shoebox to sleep in and a hot soup at the daily bread line. No Starbucks for you, comrade.
>>749641285NO Uwe already know the story is them trying to get enough money to get out of Florida and maybe even the US
>>749641204>STOP COMPARING IT TO SAINTS ROW 2022 HELPPPPP MEEEEEEE -ACKKWABOTY AND HUZZAH
>>749641204>the SR comparison makes no sense whatsoeverYou’re right, it’s going to be even woker than that.
>Lived in Mexico>Public Uni is now FREE (Thanks Claudia)>Laugh at burgerkeks getting lifelong college debt so bad for basic bachelor degrees, some unusuable, it gives them mental scarring>My people apply to their jobs all the way from our backwater swamps and deserts in the south and north and they get hired and paid to get to the US, thus giving burgers less job opportunitiesSucks to suck native burgeranons lmaoooooooooooNot buying GTA VI though.
why GTA VI writing feels like some shitty jewish comedy made by Seth Rogen? literally feels souless and degenerate in a bad way that only a jew would come with, like typical dialogues>hi female latinx, do you want to fornicate? no, well at least give me pleasure in my car? YES!!!
>>749641175>>749641371is huzzahposting back?
>>749640551There was always a charm to it. Vice City nailed feeling like a 80s crime film. San Andreas had loads of memed lines. IV had that cool eastern european slant. V was where you could see things slipping but even that had some fun ideas with Michael feeling like a Sopranos character.
>>749641204I see. So all the crime is just for fun and your characters actually work really hard at Cluckin Bell to earn all their money.
>>749632546YOU VILL OWN NOTHING
>>749641493you got buck broken
>>749641204>it doesn't mean you're actually committing crimes to pay off home loans and bills you fucking imbecilesYou realise that could literally end up being the starting plot right? They even hint at Lucia having to wageslave.
>>749632284>Goy Simulator
>>749632284Weeks old news, by the way
>>749632284The narrative intent collapses when you can just do low-level crime a lot and get to a million bucks, no exploits or particularly efficient grind techniques accounted for.Dumbass directives.
Rockstar’s shill army is impressive
>>749641341Cool but commie shitholes aren't going to cover people's moving expenses
>>749641759This is exactly what’s going to happen
>>749641759>me when latinx women says just one single word
>>749641593It never leftHUZZAH
>>749641934They made the same mistake with RDR2.
>>749641759She's doing community service while on parole
>>749642216>Yo j i need to pay da bills hea ite let go to bodega to make dah muny
>>749642302Can you repeat that in English?
>>749642216>>749642371How many copies of GTA VI are in that bag?
>>749642382Tree fiddy
>>749638583Its every GTA story
I just took a fat gta 6
>>749632284So, just like Saints Row 5! Awesome!
>>749642704HUZZAH*
>>749641493they literally have a black dude jokingly rape a black dude in an adyou doomies keep getting btfo
>>749641759that's obviously community service you retard
>>749641658see>>749641369
>>749632284Oh, so it will call out the kikes? Somehow I doubt it
>>749642767Woke
someone post the dialog from the bike race
>>749642912buck breaking is not woke
>>749643135You honestly believe that’s what’s being portrayed don’t you? Not only that but it’s gay as fuck just like you. Rockstar has been woke for awhile now.
>>749643175lmao shut the fuck up
>>749632284>let me tell you about your country>t. Rupert Humphries
>>749632284this slop will flop so hard
>GRAND THEFT LOAN PAYMENTSimulation of reality was a mistake
>>749644004Unfortunately it won’t
>>749638483rockstar games ooze passion and soul. In this case I'm happy to shill for the billion dollar company.
>>749639345Speak for youself. I heard they cut out a feature where you have to go grocery shopping and it bummed me out.
>>749644640Rock on brother I’m in the same boat. This is going to be worth every cent. This is the game to finally kick off my digital rockstar gaming collection, so cheers to that!
>>749632284>>749632386as per usual - being disingenuous is a troll's bread and butter
>>749644784has anyone ever told you that you are funny?
>>749644946no
>>749644939+1 to this post. We need to spread the positivity and foster a good home for the future of grand theft discussion. It’s coming soon after all.
Why dont people just inherit their parents home? Why don't people just go to an affordable school instead of hyper expensive hypebeast universities? Why don't people just buy a used car with cash from private sales instead of a stealership? Why cant people just pick up their food instead of paying 20$ extra for a delivery app? Why dont people stop maxing out their credit cards?
>>749641623>There was always a charm to it. Vice City nailed feeling like a 80s crime film. thats because its a 1 to 1 retelling of scarface lol
>>749632284>Makes you play as 3rd world criminal scumbags What did they mean by this
>>749632284>"Allow us to lecture you about life we helped steal from you" - Scummy Multibillion dollar corporation
>>749645084Because looking successful is more important than anything
>>749644946I am not trying to be funny so I am not quite sure what you mean. Look, im just another person looking forward to gta vi. This game is going to be roarin’ man.
>media literacy>on modern /v/lollmaoroflmao even
>>749645431>>media literacyMade up troon word enjoy your woke story fag
>>749645431>media literacy
>media literacy
>>749645469>>749645526>>749645548triggered browns
>>749645469>>749645526>>749645548>i cant reeed offisaback to xitter, chuds
>>749645670>>749645706>>749645719Discord got pinged Rakshit?
>>749632386>>749632461>>749636232>>749637467>>749639047>>749639582So you've spent the past week posting about how the writing is going to be like GTA online and now you've changed tactic so now you're going to spastic post about some Saints Row reboot for the next week?
>>749645670>>749645706all it takes is merely quoting you, eh?
>>749645719This isn’t Bonnie and Clyde this is Jason and Lucia.
>>749645869>So you've spent the past week posting about how the writing is going to be like GTA onlineIt is
>>749645741>>749645873we will replace you white boybharat number 1
>>749632284Nah, I think it’s fine to make a game about how being an American is misery.
>>749645869I'm mocking the SR comparison though, so why are you quoting me?
>>749646035Being an American is the greatest thing on Earth only surpassed by being a follower of Jesus Christ.
>>749645996Where's the goalpost going next week?
>>749646114The game is woke pal
>>749645869>you'vemeds
>>749646183Going back to that one eh? Which scene are you going to be focusing on this time?
>>749646035Being an American isn't misery relatively speaking. You genuinely don't know how good you have it, compared to 90% of the world.
>>749646331>Which scene are you going to be focusing on this time?The scene where i don’t buy it and play Godzilla destroy all monsters instead.
>>749645889no this is Patrick
you can't fix the mentally ill
>>749646548I agree. We can’t fix rockstar, it’s over.
>>749632284
>>749646183you're not that guy pal
>>749646623okay but what does this have to do with anything?
>>749646363You have to think in a broader context. What makes life good. What makes life bad. For most of human history you were a peasant, but you lived in a house, had a family, and only worked about 100 days a week. Half a century ago you could afford a home on a single salary working at a gas station. We’re better off than we were in the gilded age, that’s for sure, but there’s certain key experiences in life that people are missing out on because of how things currently are.
>>749646548Imagine the people that watch these things.
>>749646917High IQ individuals
>>749647330I don't think watching videos about cuckoldry is good for the IQ
>>749647452Neither is playing gta 6
>>749647489Sounds like it's at least better for your brain than previous games with all the so called tedium you have to keep track of
>>749647581yeh well youre gay
>>749647610I was starting to wonder why I liked the extended leak so much
>>749647749i took an extender leak on ur mum
>>749640146Just like every brown country they should love ot
>>749646623Even Heavy Rain sequences were better.
>>749645548>>749645526Media literacy is real, and bad media literacy is real. How else do you explain people defending Skyler White?
>>749632284How long?
>>749632386do americans unironically get student loans lolhere in europe to even get a loan you need a stable job to begin with or they won't give one, let alone a fucking student
>>749649246>here in europeNobody gives a fuck
>>749649246Wait until you see American commercials
>>749649246>>749649337>plays games about America>post on websites created by Americans>on technology created by Americans YWNBAA
>>749649430>the zoomer brain when encountering someone making fun of America
>>749638583This is GTA4, 5, and 64:Niko comes to America and realizes the American Dream is bullshit Roman made up, but it's ultimately a means to escape his old life and make something new of himself5:American Dream to Michael is a nice suburban upper middle class life with his family, which he betrays his old friends for and realizes that that kind of life is boring and miserable.American Dream to Trevor is being a self-made man, although he is Canadian he is infatuated by capitalism. The idea that he can create his own empireAmerican Dream to Franklin is Michael in that he can escape the shitty ghetto he was born into
>>749641759Community service after being paroled>>749641934You have a limit on what you can save up, they have to use an online banking service with a limit because they can't use real banks
>media illiteracy
>>7496489672 weeks
>>749649246Most american colleges are unironically just scams. They will allow just about anyone in,rack up a bunch of debt on you, and then they keep you paying them for years, even if you drop out after a couple semesters
>>749649968Kek what a goy simulator
>>749632284>GTA VI
>>749645869>GTA Online>Saints Row rebootWhat's the difference?
>>749646623>ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>>749647330High iq people don’t give a fuck about idpol.
>>749646623>one eye on the DEI>one eye on the streets
>>749651334You tell em xister
>>749637031And why is it going to be shit?It already looks far better than 5
>>749632284>what you thought you could escape real life in our game? you stupid fuck, we're not a parody anymore, we've turned into the sanctimonious comedian that think he's a preacher, we're your voice, we speak for you to fill our pockets, we're mature now, now check out this reddit joke.this is some Michael Cane shit
>>749652657cuz I said so
>>749652717Fair nough
>>749652678meds
>>7496526784 and 5 do the same thing"Where's the luxury condo"And Micheal having the most dysfunctional life despite getting away with it
>Criminals>Home ownership>Paying off loans
>>749652872>Criminals>Home ownership>Paying off loansAren't most crime dramas literally about that
>>749652906yes but I'm trying to fit in so shut up
>>749644784lol
Rocksaar shills working overtime
>>749653176not reallyseems like doomies are the ones working overtime while "shills" are just having a laugh until the release in a month
>>749653248shill
>>749653329what now?
>>749653329anti-shill
>doomies holy shit what a fucking faggot
>>749632284Irrelevant to me. I don't live in a third world shithole like the US.Miss me with your "we can't make a functional society no matter how many people we shoot" simulator.
>>749645869>>749645996The newer missions/heists in GTA Online are actually really good. That steroid junkie that hangs out in your car wash, actually only talks to inform you on your mission. The FIB woman also doesn't talk much and keeps it to a minimum. There's still a whack job here and there, but GTA always had whacky characters. The Sessanta and Moodyman days have passed a long time ago and Rockstar figured out people were memeing about that oversaturated dialogue. Also, most newer missions feel brisk in pace. There aren't a thousand steps and gunfights to complete an objective, while 2 blacks are moaning in your ear. Now, it's much more fast paced, and it leaves you feeling like a hitman mob boss.
>>749632284>another "narrative" article>no gameplayThis "game" is gonna be more cinematic than wolverine.
>>749632284Yeah, nah.
>>749654103based chuddah
Niggas is mad corny bro i swear gta vi is going to be the greatest game ever made real ones know what the deal is
>>749632284Oh boy another dark side of the american dream GTA story. Sure haven't heard that before.
>>749654471That'll be $120 plus tip!
>>749654634And 200 for the next red dead game, which will totally not be about the death of the west(again(again))
>>749654471>>749654634>>749654890yo for real bro stfu already damn its annoying the devs are on point and all you can do is cry
>>749653764kek gonna cry lil doomiewoomie
>>749654076nigga we've seen hours of gameplay from the extended look and leaks
>>749655409well not hours but well over and hours worth
>>749655409looks like shit
>>749655764k
>>749645869Holy schizo, take your meds
>>749638559No.
GTA was always wokeDid you guys even listen to the radio stations Or watch the TVOr look at the advertisementsOr listen to the NPCs
>>749632284Sounds like a bullshit meta excuse to skimp on ways you can buy up property again.
>>749632284Thanks to some goyslop giant ass company vacuuming all of the potential money to be made from other entrepreneurs through sheer capital, and then using that market domination to suckle more money out of consumers like full-priced digital only, 400 dollar limited edition that doesn't include the game, and raping online modes with sharkcard.
>>749656038they want it to be an exclusive feature for online
>>749656010VI isn’t woke retard
>>749656038Well they are on the run so it make sense they are not buying property
>be born a golem of burgerstan>they cut off your dick>go in debt for taking an education>go in debt for buying a home>go in debt for going to the hospital>wtf why is the country $40tn in debt??
>>749656193>not woke btw!!!!11>meanwhile lucia has an innie pussy which is safe horny corporate slopyeah fuck off you're not baiting me
>>749632284No.
>>749656253The fact that you can even see it means it’s not woke retard. Now what other evidence do you have?
>>749656253>>749656321>still no responseExactly what I thought. Fucking dumb ass.
>chuds finding out games were never made for themalways funny to see
>>749656516fuck off tranny im arguing on discord
>>749656557I accept your trooncession
>>749632284This is something I can get behind.
>>749656193Yes it is.
>litterally just another "WE NEED TO GET SOME MUNEY ARTHUR" story
>>749656912See>>749656321>>749656516
>>749656530They would've called Niko saying the American dream was bullshit was just woke hipstershit nowadays. When the game is proven to be successful because praying for its failure is a losing bet, they'll pivot to A) Conquistador latina faps larpB) Taking the 'other side' South Park tier milquetoast joke about liberals or whatever as proof the game is gigaredpilled and simp for the designated barely a chud character like a Kenny walking dead type
>>749657048You’re making up scenarios in your head. This is what medication is for.
>>749657130This is just /v/ meta pattern recognition. We already have the people simping for Lucia lol
>>749657271because she’s the only interesting thing about this game
>>749651334So the jews running your country and forcing you to pay for their latest genocide campaign, inching the world towards WW3, and causing a global oil crisis on a whim are retards? Amazing how your society is so fucked up you let retards like that boss you around.
>>749632284>multi-billdion dollar company that's sucking up all the fame and fortune>literally known for putting infinite budget into their game>"American dream doesn't exit goy. You will never achieve financial security goy"I'm pretty sure we're in this situation because companies like Rockstar keeps inflating.
>>749657804oops I meant Nintendo
>>749658309>b-but NintendoEvery time
>>749658309when did they say American dream doesn't exit?
>>749658828rockstar pole smokers just say whatever. Most of it doesn’t even make sense either (probably indian).
I don't need to play a $80 game to experience poverty, I get that shit for free in real life.
Looks and sounds lame as fuck anybody shilling this trash is severely retarded
>>749632284Wait, hasn't that always been the American Dream? Owning a home, having a family, and living comfortably enough to pay off loans for cars and shit?
>>749632284>>749632386This shit feels so forced and soulless, like a committee looking at what made passed entries popular and looking at shoving in modern politics rather than a group of dudes just wanting to make a decent game and tell a decent story
Animal crossing did it first
>>749632284lmao fuck america but I will buy this game and ps5 and a brand new pc and the game again
>>749632461it would’ve been fine but the SR reboot was literal soilennial quirk chungus writing and the game played like hot dogshit. GTA isn’t a masterpiece but at least the characters are relatively grounded compared to the story
>>749632386>student loans
>>749644004rockstar is literally too big to fail
>>749659475Yes. OP is taking the subject of the interview completely out of context, because this board has become nothing but ragebaiting.
>>749632461How do you know he's talking about the reboot specifically? It's far more likely he means the series as a whole (1-3), since the reboot was so bad nobody even considers it canon
>>749660507https://www.engadget.com/saints-row-reboot-2022-200040315.html
>>749632284>>749632386These two have nothing to do with one another.You people are seriously such retarded parrots..
>>749660704Yeah, I know the reboot exists. Reread my post
>>749660752>The developers say that Saints Row's focus is, at least early in the game, going to focus on the material concerns of its young crew. These disaffected millennials turn to crime to, for instance, put food on their table, feel part of a community and pay off their student loans. Chief creative officer Jim Boone says that it's, broadly, a "contemporary" millennial "power fantasy>Thematically, though, Saints Row turns its satirical sights on some real, if heightened, elements of American life. At the start of the game, you live with three friends in a dingy apartment, hoping to make enough money to cover rent. In fact, the first time you turn to crime in Saints Row, it’s because your job doesn’t provide the performance bonus you expected to earn, leaving you short on your rent contribution for the month. Soon after, one of your friends, Neenah, mentions that the crimes she commits aren’t for herself–they’re to pay off her student loans.>As Saints Row user interface artist Cailyn Talamonti put it in an interview with GameSpot, Volition is looking to maintain the humor and “outlandish” elements that Saints Row is known for, while making them more relatable, like by making the satirical suggestion that crime might be an answer to crushing debt.>“Saints Row has the real problems of student debt, job loss, all this not knowing if you can make rent or not,” Talamonti said. “The game has its stride in taking outlandish thoughts and making them actually happen. In a way that’s like, ‘Oh yeah. That actually makes sense.’ We have the side-hustles like the toxic dump, where you can go dump all your toxic waste, and that’s a way to make money. And there are other ways to make money. There’s insurance fraud, where you just throw yourself in front of cars…. Saints Row IV is of its time and we respect it for what it is, but this new Saints Row reboot, it makes the outlandishness make more sense, in my personal opinion.
>open thread>search "saints"Not looking good, Take Two/Rockstar.That right there is a comparison you don't want people to make regarding your billion dollar franchise.
>>749660987You’re wrong, they have nothing to do with one another.
>>749660839NtaI don't think mentioning the real issues people are facing in America are the same as having a cringe millennial protagonist who commits wacky crimes to pay off student loans
>>749660987yeah I'm sure they're afraid of a bunch of retards making retarded comparisons based on nothing
Reminder the american dream is and has been fake all the time
>>749661058No shit but that’s not the question he was asking.
>>749632284Nome of that matters when the writing and dialogue are this shit
>>749661067>retarded comparisons based on nothing>based on nothinglol man you’re going to learn
>>749661148Lean what?Equating something said in an interview to the premise of another game ?
I literally cannot comprehend how mindless goyim can be excited for this inane shit. Am I just old or are people just way more fucking retarded now than ever before.
>>749661206Tell me what exactly wrong with GTA other than it being really popular
>>749661198There’s no way you’re this stupid.
>>749661046>>749661067The impression is there. If the first thing that comes to mind when they bring up the story and plot points is: "That sounds like the failed Saint's Row reboot." then there might be some problems with either the marketing or the writing.
>>749661282>Tell me what exactly wrong with GTAesl pajeet
>>749661342Don’t bother, they’re too retarded to understand this point.
>>749661291you definitely are >>749661342>If the first thing that comes to mind when they bring up the story and plot points is: "That sounds like the failed Saint's Row reboot.Because they are retards
>>749661282>You only hate things because they're popular!How many times do you dullards have to repeat this stupid shit before you realize it makes you look retarded. The problem with GTA is it's the progenitor of the wave of open world slop that has fucking ruined the market for the last 20 years, every single game is the same boring slop where you drive across the map while listening to shitty dialogue, shooting a group of enemies in a warehouse or alley, and driving back while escaping a 2-3 star wanted level.Every.Single. Time.And every single time a new game is announced you fucking retards gawk at how the beer bottles have fizz or some retarded, inane graphical bullshit and play the same slop over and over and over again. But hey, it's your life, you can be a mindless nigger if you want to.
>>749661403>it's the progenitor of the wave of open world slop that has fucking ruined the market for the last 20 yearsNo my problem >every single game is the same boring slop where you drive across the map while listening to shitty dialogue, shooting a group of enemies in a warehouse or alley, and driving back while escaping a 2-3 star wanted level.Looks like you haven't played any GTA
>>749661429Are you ESL, I thought once might have been a typo but second time I think you might actually be a Pajeet. In which case you're literally subhuman and not worth interacting with.>Looks like you haven't played any GTAIs this cope or are you just actually a dumb nigger
>>749661342>The impression is thereno it isn't you retardwe already know the story is about Jason and Lucia trying to get the fuck out of Florida and shaking the corrupt cops after them
niggers defending gta vi like his next meal depends on it let blud have it kek
>>749632284How are you wypipo living in cardboard houses manage living the daily life with big cars big v8 big bikes big straight pipes blasting around the clock in your streets?
>>749661476nta but it looks like you really are not getting it
>>749660207Thats what they said about America in general
Imagine being a billionaire bootlicker of this magnitude, what a rotten miserable existence.
>>749661556They have no choice but to. They’re getting paid slave wages to do so.
>>749661494you are white fat and unemployed
>>749661539oh i get it
>>7496528084 doesn't promote race-mixing or be better man narrative you retarded jeet
>>749661465>Are you ESLYes so what?
>>749661141>that picFucking embarrassing
>>749661720>Yes so whatYou're just subhuman and have no opinions worth expressing or hearing, carry on.
>>749661141if you told me this dialog was from the saints row reboot i would have believed you
>>749661673>oh no GTA promoting violence and rash driving where my heckin Christian values!!!
>>749661905post nose
https://youtu.be/O5mfIPZ_VJ4
MindsEye won
>>749662781HUZZAH
>>749661141>Hot damn!>One of our riders just gave physics the finger!>I always said if aliens land, I want 'em to land in the middle of a TMC dirt track race. Now, that's a first impression!Women wrote this game. If GTA6 crashes and burns because of women, this IP would be a nice sacrifice to motivate suits to start burning crosses with feminists stapled to them. Women already shat on video games for ~15 years, so the GTA franchise taking a dirt nap for another 15-20 years wouldn't be that bad, all things considered. They've already destroyed capeshit, starwars, television and AAA games, so if feminism in gaming requires us to bid them farewell as they sink with the GTA ship to the bottom of their solipsism sea, i think this is gonna be a good development for the rest of the industry. Let them have this hill at the bottom of the sea.
>>749632284>I will NOT buy
>>749661141wtf is this shite
>>749663352>What’s actually going to happen:Nobody cares it gets 10/10s across the board by every website and it goes on to outsell their expectations.
>this threadrockstarofdavid shills lost their minds at the saints row comparison
>>749661759>>749661825>>749663352>>749663592irl dirt bike enthusiasts really sound this lame
>>749663839you’re coping
>>749663654>it gets 10/10s across the board by every websiteJust like every other AAA game these days does, and yet it flops with the audience. If there's no edgy humor and slurs or bad language, it's not GTA. I don't get why dumbasses think a pair of ass cheeks is gonna save the game. What's the use if you've got a "hot" woman in a game that's written like shit? People only remember the previous gta protagonists because of the writing quality, even if some people think it was shit. It was enough to entertain people for a decade+, those characters were memorable. What in the fuck is this shit>Hey, if we got any streakers, there's a dirt track race going on, now's your chance... to make a beautiful mud angel!A FUCKING MUD ANGEL? This retarded shit is what women can get away with saying because they have a vagina and men want to fuck them. Women think they're funny, they're not, they have a hole between their legs and men pretend to laugh. You in your room with a controller in your lap isn't a vagina unless you're a mentally ill tranny who thinks self castration means you have a vagina. There's NOTHING funny about this shit. Mud angel. Holy fucking cringe.They should have hired actual writers or comedy writers or SOMEBODY that isn't a woman with a "Doctorate in marketing", whatever that garbage means. Man i'm telling you, if GTA6 manages to bomb because these idiots "cleaned up their fratboy culture", meaning they sterilized their studio because of women, i'm gonna be so fucking excited for november 19th that's coming up in a month, you have no fucking idea. I'm gonna be watching the western games industry get a glacially cold shower and a massage with bats full of nails because this game won't be making the money they think they'll be making.
>>749663912nah i'm noti know the writing will be shit on the premise that there is a female protagonist and other characters in the extended leak sounded lame already - i'm just stating facts
>>749663912he's not wrong though
*Makes Mud Angel*
>>749664005i've met a couple and they sound like absolute redditors
I’m just going to play gta2 & 4 again.
>>749663941>If there's no edgy humor and slurs or bad languageone of the leaked ads is a dude getting ass-raped which caused a melty with the bbc spamming jeets hereraymond says niggets not even five minutes into the extended lookcurse words are strewn about all over the place
>>749663941you're trying far too hard
>>749664149and the Mexican dude in the extended leek obviously killed his brother for money which is pretty dark
>>749664178oh yeah that too
>>749664149>i swear it’s not wokewho are you trying to fool here?
>>749663941Are you actually andypants gaming? You genuinely sound just as stupid.
>>749664190 I can't say for certain if the game will be "woke" or not, I'm just saying we haven't seen anything that indicates that it is.
>>749663941Based
>>749664190nice argument
>people too stupid to realize Rockstar are mocking lame faggots like this who try too hard to come off as cool and just come off as completely lame
>>749664238Thank you faggot.
>>749664301please be genlte anontheir first game was V
>>749664301yeah… sure they are
>>749632284>Game studio is in a third world muslim tranny country>seethes about the US every time
>>749664357but their head office is in new york and has been for a long time
>>749664351>NOOOO NOT NY NARATIVE
>>749663941>>749664235yep it's andypants again
>>749664423who? take your meds
>>749664374nyc isn't in the US
>>749664423How much are they paying you to monitor every gta thread?
>>749639025Survivors Guilt: The post
gtgay 666
Nothing about this game outside of the graphics is appealing. Maybe Lucia’s pussy but that’s about it.
>>749664487not enough
PROSTITUTES??
>>749665338Rockstar already said that’s not happening sorry anon.
>>749649246did you not go to university? nice way to out yourself i guess. we definitely have student loans in europe, dumbass.
>>749644004nah
>>749663352>>749663941>They hate them cause they spoke the truth
>>749632284>Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip and zing zang spillip!
