Literally impossible choice
>>749643667never played 7 but i pick right tomboy
>insane woman who lied to you and caused the entire outbreak to begin with through her incompetence >innocent southern tomboy victim girl whose life you saved
>game punishes you and gives you the bad ending if you don't pick the human trafficker
Why did nobody suggest giving half to each? It's a magic curative serum, a dose is a dose.
>>749643667A completely pointless choice that changes nothing
>>749643667Annoying femoid who never acts nice with you a single time despite BEING YOUR FUCKING WIFEHelpful femoid who has done nothing but help you survive fucking mold-zombie apocalypse, even if she can be a little moody about itNormalfags literally cannot be saved if they don't understand the logical choice.
>wife who lied to you or stranger who helped youyeah no hard choice retardif she lies she cheatsif she cheats she deserves to die
>>749643869well thats what happens when epstein is your boss
RE10 should be about Zoe hunting down Mia Kill Bill style.
>>749644184>Ethan was fucking a different woman with a completely different personality and didn't notice anything amissWas he fucking retarded or something? Bitch was going full dommy mommy mode and he just goes 'yep that's my Mia!'
I picked Zoe the first time because Mia was a massive bitch and the game punished me by giving me a bad end. Sad.
>>749643667The right choice is Eveline but the devs were cowards
>>749643667wtf you guys can have these two girls, /v/
>>749643667The woman on the left looks like she'd kill her three babies with an exercise band
>>749644371Why was the plot of a big Capcom game to kill a kid anyway? They could have chosen not to make a plot like that.
>>749644440She literally spends the whole game trying to hack you to pieces with a chainsaw, although she uses the bullshit excuse that she's being controlled by magic mold (she isn't)
>>749643667The choice is obvious faggot
>>749644609What's the comparison here
>>749644450re7 felt like capcom getting tired of being limited to bio sci-fi, tragic psychic girl is a pretty well worn trope for soft sci-fi extending into the supernatural.
>>749644450>RE is a mostly grounded series, everything can be explained by mutagenic viruses or parasites>LOL MAGIC MOLDS THAT CAN GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY AND SUPERPOWERS AND PSYCHIC POWERS AND...Just fucking introduce aliens to the setting at this point, actually that'd be even more grounded than RE7-8.Imagine retconning your 2 decade old IP just to make a woman the most important character in the entire setting. Spencer saw a magic mold lady explain she's immortal and that apparently convinced him to become a god.
>>749643941A dose for dos
>Vowed to protect for better or for worse>Sorry, I'm prioritizing this random chick, lolAnyone who didn't pick the wife is without honor.
>>749645240>Anyone who didn't pick the wife is without honor.She's not your wife if she tries cutting you in half with a chainsaw and fucks black men
>>749645064>mostly groundedAh yes, the massive snake and plant are well grounded.
>>749644285Yes Ethan was literally retarded.
>>749645240yeah pick the wife who lied to him. abandoned him. and tried to kill himfucking retarded cuck
>>749644285He probably assumed it was bitchy post-birth hormones. Lindsay Clancy man!
>>749645064Anon, the G-virus just makes mass out of nothing immediately in the 2nd game. It's PURE handwavery starting there, nothing grounded about the type of mutation it does.
>>749645279>Massive snakeExplained by the T-Virus mutating the fuck out of it. Yawn is basically what happens when a snake lucks out genetically and becomes a snake tyrant.>PlantGenetically engineered monster, was made by humans, why can't it exist?>>749645373Lots of zombies and mutant animals running around for it to eat.
>>749644184>It's imperative to the plan that I offer up my asshole to Ethan on a nightly basis.The fuck did she mean by this? How was that necessary?
>>749643667I've never played resident evil but left looks like she's gonna transform into something and kill you. Right looks more human. So left.
>>749644371based, I love Evie
>>749644371THIS
>>749644450I mean, the twist is that she's actually the old grandma
>>749643667Give left hair to right and she is good.
>>749644808That anon is gay and is trying to put some sort or culture war shitpost out
>>749643667I still think it was utterly retarded for them to make choosing Zoe give the bad ending.
>>749643667The ultimate retard filter.
RE7 sucked. Who was even Aunt Rhody?
>>749643869Just like real life, once you marry the cunt trying to get rid of her for the mistress is an automatic bad ending. Just look at Chris Watts
>>749643667Left is the one Ethan married so you choose her. You aren't a shitty husabnd are you anons?
>>749644285He chose to believe it was real
>>749644184Canon
Left tried killing me with a chainsaw. What, you thought I’ll let that shit slide?
>>749643667why would I pick a random hillbilly over my wife?
>>749644808I guess Mia helped create Eveline and is her "mommy" and then tried to destroy her
Before RE8 what was the explanation for Ethan being able to reattach his fucking limbs? Ethan sucks btw and is easily the worst RE protagonist
>>749653057true
>>749653057Nigger did you even play the games you're talking about at all? Ethan was already a moldman after Jack killed him at the very beginning of 7
>>749651627
>>749653057There wasn't an ingame explanation but the game hinted at the player that Ethan is not just a human like he seemed to be.
>>749643667>Literally impossible choiceAlt+F4
>>749653057Magic green juice.
>>749653345>literally the plot twist of 8>"There wasn't an ingame explanation"I know /v/ is filled with bots but damn
>>749653232That came from Village, not from RE7 where Ethan just can reattach limbs because First Aid medicine
>>749653057>>749653232>>749653345>>749653587He got knocked the fuck out, and was slipping in and out of consciousness while getting dragged to the main house.
>>749643667No it's incredibly easy actually and it outed countless people as brainlets.Mia lied to you. It's as simple as that. She lied and it caused Ethan absurd amounts of suffering. She deserves to die in that swamp.
>>749653587Ethan is connected to the fungal hivemind in 7, it's heavily implied that he is infected to some degree
>>749652807ever heard the expression been there, done that?
>>749653057Fuck you I want to play as a Nemesis punching through walls and shit.
>>749651220The old lady in the wheelchair.
>>749643667Needs dlss5 so baf
>>749653057>Before RE8 what was the explanation for Ethan being able to reattach his fucking limbs? What explanation is required? His hand was stapled back on and given medical fluid (macguffin magic heal-all substance) and his leg was reattached the same wayThere is not a single hint of him being supernatural in the entire first game, it's played straight. But it's also RETARDED he can do such a thing.So they retconned him into being mold in the sequel.Despite him being immune to her mind control.Which wouldn't be possible unless he was HUMAN.
>>749644450>This story has TRAGEDY? Yikes, can we like NOT have bad things happen in fiction please?
>>749643667Literally pointless choice.
>>749643667Zoe is so fucking ugly. Jesus they were struggling with the facial modeling on that one
>>749644808They have similar hair therefor they must be the same person, I guess.
Anybody who doesn't choose Zoe is a failure.
>>749643667>tfw killing them both is the actual brst choice
>>749645279Basically, yeah. The virus mutating existung life forms makes sense. Or are you a newfag who only played the remakes?
>>749643667wtf neither
>>749645289He's made of mold, Larry. What are you made of?
I picked up Zoe because she was nice and my wife has been having sex with hippies and sailors.But then I played the unc DLC and it was really fun and out there. Just started RE8, first save after I visit the castle. It's a masterpiece, I can believe this game exists.
>>749656867RE8 isn't perfect but it's definitely underrated
>>749653057>spee D. readerhe was infected with the mold, he actually died in his first encounter with jack, lucas mentions it in some files
>>749655518zoe was also infected and managed to resist the mind control till the end of the game
>>749643667Mia is obviously the right choice, Zoe helped you but Mia is your wife and the entire reason you're there in the first place, you don't learn about what she was hiding until the choice is made.
>>749653057He sucks in RE7 but in RE8 he's based as fuck
Unc is coming mothafackas.
>>749653057>Ethan sucks btw and is easily the worst RE protagonisthe is better than chris unironically, chris has never had a good game outside re1 where people hardly know he exists since everyone chooses jill. only reason people care about chris is because of re1 legacy. all of his games were shit.
>>749657483And by 'resist mind control' you mean 'turn into a feral monster and hack you to pieces with a chainsaw unless you shoot her in the face repeatedly'.
>>749659225bro you're confusing her with mia
>>749643667>two tranniesindeed impossible choice you fag
>>749643667There should've been a third option to reject both of them, where Ethan stretches out his arms and pushes both women to the side as he walks past them in the middle.>I've had it with you girls and your ****ed up family!
>>749656582she looks better in her dlc
my sister was watching me play and she got so angry when i didnt choose mia that she left didnt talk to me the rest of the night
