https://sbox.game/news/rethinkingsampersandbox is NOT doing well
>have had at least four years in early access to work out the kinks>ignore them because you surround yourself with yesmen sycophants garry's greed sickens me.
>>749644340>refuse to listen to player feedback>oh my god how could this happen to me
>>749644340His hurt feelings mean nothing when you realize the hurt feelings were over sausage people that anyone would have known was a terrible idea. His idea was terrible and he could have saved a lot of hurt feefees by simply not being retarded.
He already died on that hill, its too late to course correct. All he's doing is debasing himself for everyone's amusement. How can you be such a fuckup that you can't even stick to your guns once you're past the point of no return?
we finally won, jbmodKINGS
>>749644340>sampersandbox is NOT doing wellgood hope it dies a slow death by giving garry hope now and then just to string him along
You can really tell when someone in the game industry has all the talent and skill but none of the taste in how the moment they're free of all shackles and finally get to do their own thing, the absolute most dogshit slop comes out
>>749644721there's nothing wrong with sossij
>>749644340>I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
I think the parasocial relationship between devs and players is a undertalked about point of why games suck ass now. My opinion. When no one knew who tf was the lead dev of a game things were better.
>>749645361>When no one knew who tf was the lead dev of a game things were better100% agree
>>749644340Garry is genuinely retarded
>>749645848this post has been living in my head rent free for over a decade now
>>749645848>pretty good april fools joke>oh it was in maywhat the fuck is wrong with this dood?
>>749645848He was clearly trying to be funny here. Wait, what if this entire project is just a self-humiliation gag that he really committed to?
>>749646338That isn't funny as a concept. Humiliation for the public to laugh at you isn't healthy. He's not some Jim Carrey type people laugh with everyone is laughing at him, derisively.
>>749644340>I don't like letting people downreally now
>>749644889what game exists out there that actually summons real women to your house when you play it
>>749644340>ahwwww remember gays i have feelings too! UwU!
>>749646141He's British.
>hey Garry, GM is pretty cool but the source engine is like 25 years oldw could you do something GM but source 2 ?>NOOOOOOOO I WILL MAKE MY OWN THING, SAUSAGE MEN AND MTX FOR YOU IT IS
i don't think the game makes sense as a product whether it's good or not. it's basically a gmod clone and everyone already owns gmod.
>>749644340>they've given me money to provide a serviceno, they gave you money for what was expected to be a productyou're the one that took that money and says it was for servicesnobody likes a middlemanas long as you try to be a middleman, you should feel shamethat's a good thing, feeling shame for trying to leech off of people means that there's still some morals in therethere's end of life options available, use them
>>749644340He brought it upon himself, as much as I tend to value developers and artists that stick to their original vision without catering to the masses, as a game developer especially you have to keep in mind who you're working for, who is giving you money. Instead of backing down with this shitty sausage man idea he fucking explained it, doubled down and implied people were morons for wanting normal human characters. It was such a fucking easy slam dunk to make gmod 2 aswell, there's a bunch of stuff that I don't play in that game anymore because there's just this odd dated feeling to the game at this point, and somehow he still managed to fuck it up. The worst part is that I barely even fucking hear about the game's potential to actually be good and host entertaining things, whenever this game comes up its always either about how the sausage men are fucking ugly as shit and ruined the game's image or its about a fuckton of AI generated games that suck inside it
Being britbong is suffering
i just wanted source 2 gmod, not saugage wankfest
>>749644340It's his fault. All we wanted was Garry's Mod on a more updated engine with better physics, not a bootleg Roblox no one wants to play because (big shocker) Roblox already has an enormous community and no one is going to just abandon it for another game engine.
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>>749646912YIIK, of course.
>>749644340>I don't like letting people downFucking nigger. Then what the fuck is up with the garbage decision the first time?
>>749644340I wish he doubled down on the sausages just to sink his game even further. The way he talks in that image gives off the impression that he's a masochist.
>>749644721Not to mention how he kept telling people to go fuck themselves for criticizing the sausage people.>>749645145Bingo.
watching garry burn millions of Great British Pound Sterling to his own hubris is pitiful but also incredibly funny
>>749644340>No you're all idiots. Who likes looking at attractive people? You'll come around because you're all stupid. The sausage people are a good ideaWhat did he mean by this?
He gets exactly what he wanted, he gets credit for the sausages and they aren’t going away, but they are lasting symbols of his unapologetic stupidity and failure. His legacy is an ugly sausage in a microtransaction diaper because he insisted upon it
>>749644340If he seriously wanted to make a great product, he flat out wouldn't have a real cash FOMO cosmetics store INSIDE the game people buy. Make your cash off sales of the game, don't pull this triple-A horseshit trying to make yourself a billionaire off micro.
>>749644340all you had to do was develop the damn sequel GN
>>749644340This faggot wanted people to pay five bucks for a fucking adult diaper. He deserves the hate. Also he'll never live down shutting off Lifepunch over his hurt feelings.
it's over
>>749646912
>>749651352Facepunch*
>>749644340>I don't get it, people have been telling me for half a decade to not add my fetish sausage people to the game and I ignored them and now they're pissed off>Woe is me!
>>749644340And what of my sausage diaper cosmetics?
>>749652075>And what of my sausage diaper cosmetics?No refunds sweety : )
>>749652075dump eet
>>749652075it's human diaper cosmetic now. well it's supposed to be.
>>749644340good
Gimme a qrd
>>749645848You think he ever found out the secret push under the balls technique to get the rest out?
>>749645848>garry was too retarded to learn how to piss without literally pissing himselfthis really explains a lot
>>749656457human characters onlyF2P before the end of 2026all maps, cosmetics, whatever are moving to steam workshop
>>749644340>oh no, I doubled and tripled down on terrible things that people told me were awful>and I refused to change them, I just told everyone they didn't get it!>and NOW after four years the consequences have come home to roost!>please please please PLEASE buy garry's mod tw- I mean sampersandbox! I took out the sausage people! please!!I put 1000 hours into gmod when I was in fucking highschool but I am not touching your shit ass roblox clone with a ten parsec pole
>>749644340Just drop it already, S&box failed to establish a playerbase on release week it's never rebounding. His tone around release was smug and pompous too, people don't forget.
>>749645848it's amazing how it gets worse the more you read it
>>749644340after doubling and tripling down NOW he has to actually admit defeat because he's losing a shitton of money on this and things actually have to improve
>>749645848This is on the tier of the jordan peterson shit about dreaming of his grandmother's pubesMaybe that happened or happens, just shut up about it man
>>749644340>A BLOO BLOO WOE IS MEWhat happened to that smug sack of shit around launch who kept telling everyone that his ideas were great and all the naysayers were stupid. Go bankrupt you utter faggot. That's for closing Facepunch as well.
>>749644340What is with devs ignoring everyone then crying about itGarry, the darkest dungeon 2 devs, etcIt's not even a "we've already sunk money into this" because right out the game everyone said they didn't like it and the devs just called them wrongAre they just really stupid or something?
>>749656713>grab>pump>shake>wipe tip with toilet paper
>>749645848If you relax and press firmly against your perineum it will void the remaining urine from your urethra. This won't 100% fix the issue but it will reduce it.
>>749659404This but also push up from the back of your balls.
>>749644721
>>749659637this one is actually funny ngl
>>749659317>wipe tip with toilet paperDo you take little Kleenex packets with you to sporting events?
>>749644340Owwie!!
>>749644684We've been having threads about people complaining about the character design for years, yet they decided to double down with them, what did he unironically expect to happen when they treated user's opinions like that?
>>749644340official thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnEVnvWUJgM
>>749659816Probably coped that the feedback was from a "vocal minority" and there were actually billions of people that loved his retarded sausage people
>>749646912persona 4 revival.
>>749644340what does this mean for rust?
>>749658417s&box gives and will keep giving him jackshit, Rust cosmetics and addons is main source of income
>>749659317I dont want to touch my dick with toilet paiper in public places
>>749659637doesn't this man have a wife? nigga is worried about AI making him cum in 5 seconds wtf
>>749660107>doesn't this man have a wife?she's probably a fat ugly pig
>>749659739nah I just squeeze it and shake normally
>>749644684Typical kike reaction not surprising at all
>quadruple down>people start backing out of using the service as a result>"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN"YOU! ARE!. A!. EGOMANIACCCCCCC!!!!! You are a roblox RIPOFF, you are JUST A FRAUD
Is Garry 2026's KWABOTY?
>>749659739>Do you take little Kleenex packets with you to sporting events?holy normalfag boomer who the fuck goes to sporting events, if there's a toilet there's toilet paper unless the place your at is a shithole then that's on you
>>749645848This is just an age thing. The pressure in my dong has decreased over the years and nowadays I have to double take to remove whats left in the tube. When I was a young lad it was like a pressure cleaner.
I don't envy him his position. His failure to acquiesce when people said they hate the thumb sausage people was one thing, but he was trying to make the best of a bad situation. He went in initially to make Garry's Mod 2 with Source 2, but Valve changed the terms of the agreement. For every X amount of API he'd owe Steam another % gross. So he had to gut out all of Source engine and all of Source 2. So, his team isn't some kind of software engineering powerhouse, they're modders. They did the best they could.And they fucked up. Many such cases. Support project through lifespan and then EOS and move on to next project.
KWAB
>>749660823>He went in initially to make Garry's Mod 2 with Source 2, but Valve changed the terms of the agreement. For every X amount of API he'd owe Steam another % gross. So he had to gut out all of Source engine and all of Source 2that's not true. he thought he'll make nft roblox and make billions.
>>749644340Should honestly just quit while he's ahead and go back to Gmod, just link up with Gmod community people to figure out how to port their shit into Source 2 and save face, that's the best course to take and he is to much of a stubborn egotistical faggot to do it.
>>749660107anon finds out wives aren't actually cum draining machines that follow your every command
>>749661329my 2D wife is!
>>749659317add the under the ball push and you will get 15% more piss you were unaware existed
>>749645740What did he think he would happen? I don't see any logic there.
>>749661357I had to start doing this ever since I got fat, otherwise that piss would leak out once I sat down at my desk again
>>749646860hes sorry for the past anon!
>>749644340>>I love seeing people create things>implemented a social credit score system or some shit during developer previews/access (which went to engagement bait shit like FNAF map porters) and basically nothing of value got made before release>AI slop is fine actually (majority of games left is now vibecoded .io/VS-slop)>developer financial incentives whose benchmarks are based on who can create the biggest skinnerbox rather than any other measure of quality
>>749644340well well well, sorry Gary but too little too late.
>>749645740why did this happen without the guards? the guards don't look like they should prevent this or like they do anything. why did one break apart but the other is fine?maybe he just hit a rock and it has nothing to do with the guards?
a whole thread of people seething at garry.man
>>749662383why are you seething you retarded tranny?
