Steam won't exist in 5 years
great, now i can continue to not buy games from epic that much faster
>>749690727look at the catalog before posting, tim
>>749690727I don't like to think what will and won't be in 5 years honestly
>>749690727I just uninstalled it, I don't even know why I installed this pos for
Steam is a toxic monopoly actively harming developers and customers. It's important to move the industry away from it as quickly as possible. Valve's existence as a private company makes it completely untrustworthy.
>>749690727>it launches 4,5 seconds faster!literally who gives a shit lmao
>>749690727>Steam won't exist in 5 yearsYou tried this last time RandyIt didn't work out...
>>749690809This, why would I care that it takes 10 seconds to load up the store? Epic has less games and less features. Maybe if it had more, it would take longer to load.This is like a fast food place bragging that their burger which has a 1/16th pound pattie and no toppings can be shat out faster than their conpetitor can make a double quarter pounder with extra cheese and loaded with all the toppings.Oh and you can also order faster because there's only like 3 things on the menu. Yeah they're all the same price as the bigger, better burgers from the other guy, what of it? It's fast fast fast!In b4 >food analogy
>>749690727This is really embarrassing.
>>749690727>still no recording/screenshotting>still no robust profile customization/archiving>still no workshop>still no proper groups>still no voice chat>still throttling downloads on new releases>still no actual good deals and/or sales>still no trading>still no proper refunding>still nightmare security>still nightmare "support team">still has to blast millions for exclusives to not even have 5% launcher market share>still lags when scrolling (9800X/5080/64GB PC)And most importantly, Tim is still a malding cuck on X/Twitter posting and obsessing over things he will never achieve nor have.
>>749690727why would anyone use the egs when heroic launcher exists?
>>749690727Good work! You can compete in the browser market. Seriously, of the things you're worried about implementing to make EGS a better competitor to Steam, launch speed is what you're bragging about? I can't remember the last time I even restarted Steam, or my PC. Going after Valve's grip on the market is like me trying to start a new online shopping website to compete with Amazon. It's not happening. When you completely corner the market and still offer the best service, you're not getting replaced.
>>749691149>Valve's existence as a private company makes it completely untrustworthy
>>749691801>Epic is 46% faster>Epic has 5% of Steam's featuresYeah I hope your shit is faster bro. Anything else would be pathetic.
>>749691348loading waits suck
The selling point of EGS is that it doesn't allow consumers a platform to point out how trash shitty games are or how fraudulent, neglectful or abusive publishers areConclusion: EGS wants feedback detesting shit shoveling game companies to be their customer. Not me. I hope they are happy together
>>749692424>i must optimize the CONSOOOOMkek
I just closed Steam and opened it again. Took about 5-6 seconds until I was looking at my library again. Why does Epic lie?
>>749692609that's not the store
>>749692731Why would you have Steam set up to launch to the store? Are you more likely to boot up Steam to buy a game or to play a game?
>Timmy needed an AI to come into existence before he started putting a modicum of effort into his store
>>749692609Does the tweet say Steam took 10.07s on your PC?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/1x5tfkt/they_got_us_guys/
Am I the only one who suspects these threads are made by steam shills?>screenshot of EGS timmy post accompanied by absurd text posing as a mega EGS cocksucker, which is obviously intended to prompt responses in favor of steamVery effective online marketing tactic. At some point you doubt that OP is just fishing for discussion and replies.
>>749693275It's both, this website is on next levels of shithole that even Tim or Gabe might be making these threads.
>>749690727This is just pathetic. EGS' entire indentity is being anti-steam at this point. Why can't they be like GOG and insist on embarrassing themselves like an ex that can't move on?
>>749690727desu steam used to be faster until it fucked with it's UI for the 19457 time.Forcing chromium dogshit into it's UI lagged it out.
>>749690727saar do NOT click on the store link in the new launcher, claude has not had the chance to build it yet saar!! focus on fast boot please saar, ignore the storefront not working saar
>>749693275Yeah, I'm sure Valve needs to pay people to make fun of Timmy
>everything must be an us vs them comparison>literally inviting the entire internet to clown on Epic for not having features, every single time on repeatTim you braindead fuck just make your product better instead of seething endlessly about Steam beating you to the punch by almost 20 years and bringing attention to how butthurt your are.Get a PR person to be the mouthpiece instead of your dumbass that has zero foresight.
>>749690727KEKE50k games on Steam loads 50% slower than 5k games on Epic Jeet operating twatter account 100%
>>749693425
>>749691149It's monopoly only exists because you won't see AAA devs take a risk to not use it.Rockstar would NEVER risk losing sales on GTA6 by making it epic exclusive, even though it would still sell by the truckload.
Steam has a fuckton more features/bloat. Epic should be able to launch 10 times faster. Not just 50%.
>>749693514I wouldn't be surprised if GTA6 was R* social club launcher exclusive desu
>>749690727steam already has vibecode slop in its files but why the fuck would epic actually advertise it has vibecode?
>install le epic launcher>it plays a beep boop sound randomly for no reasonwe need more vibe coded slop
>>749693572This is such a pathetic dick waving contest like when a phone touts it's half an ounce lighter and 2 millimeters thinner than the competition like get a grip
Fuck epic, and fuck their greedy faggot CEO (I forgot his name).
>>749690727Nigger what the fuck is this supposed to mean.>we saved 1/10th of a second reopening the interface!>our store is so bereft of features and games that it launches 5 seconds fasterTested it myself btw and they've done something to make steam open slower than it should.
>>749690727Literally not one single person is leaving steam because they can save 5 seconds booting it up to the store page. Nevermind saving 0.6s to restore it from the system trayThis sounds like an attempt at a flex from people who don't even use either app and think literally anyone would care about this
>>749693425>luddite thinks this an ownClaude would fix this in less than a minute
>>749694079Okay, so why isnt it already fixed, sir?
>>749694079this *IS* what claude shat out, ranjeet
>>749690727But all my games are already on steam. I don't want to different applications I have to cycle through to play games.
>>749690809fpbp
>>749694079sar can fix i want redem free game from epick launcher thank you
>>749690727>epic jeet store
>>749691149>Steam is a toxic monopoly actively harming developers and customers. It's important to move the industry away from it as quickly as possible. Valve's existence as a private company makes it completely untrustworthy.
So whatever happened with his beef with Apple?
>Five-hundredths of a second fasterWhy even add that retarded stat
>literally relies on proton to work on linuxepic quite literally cannot exist without steam
>>749691149>consumer friendly private company shreds the competition>it's uhhhhh A MONOPOLY GOY
>>749693425what DE is this, it looks nice
>>749690727>People will ditch 20 years of goodwill and a near spotless track record in the age of terminal enshitification because the vibe coded launcher of our "developers first" platform is half second faster.Is he ok? Is he boozing or something?
>>749690727The Epic store will shutdown once Fortnite runs out of popular IPs to steal from.
>>749695172ai psychosis is real
>>749693448It's impressive how he continues to fall into the same hole he made over and over.Like at some point no one at Epic with any power went "lets not do that again".
>>749690727>We vibe codedTimmy, I don't think you know what that word means. Or maybe you do, but the connotation is lost on you.
>>749693425basically default Pop_OS! with some small GNOME tweaks and Berkeley mono for the font
Gabe could have said oceangate was a fishy submarine company and Tim would have been first in line to die at the bottom of the ocean.
>>749690727Will pro-AI chuds now switch over to Epic? Steam has anti-AI trannies where as Epic is vibecoded so it seems like clear choice.
>>749695384meant for >>749695097
>>749690727Well it ought to load faster, it has no features.
