fuckingRUINED
>anti soul fog behind the counterThey're just taking the piss at this point
>>749698854>black nail polishHoly sexo. I will now play your game.
This is worse than Darunia wearing clothing
>>749698854why is there fog every where?
>monoboob
>>749698854>no belly button>not tight shirt>no inviting smileThey is an assault on straight sexuality.
>>749698951My nigga
>>749698854Holy SEX!
>>749698854Feminazis need to be beaten and male feminist cucks need to be castrated.
>>749698854First decent model ive seen from this shitmake
>>749698913its called oxygen you fucking luddite
>>749698854>midriff reducedDisgusting.
>>749698913the indians and chinks shitting out remakes don't know what a life without pollution is please understand
>>749699154>not crosseyed
>>749698854Indians really are soulless animals. Zero of the intent was preserved, they can't even comprehend what they're looking at.
>>749698854looks like an early 2000s pre-rendered character, what's up with that?
>>74969974020 years ago everyone wanted games to look like that or look and feel like movies. No offense but you all ASKED for this timeline, you’re just getting what you deserve.
Why is it so much worse? All they had to do was stick to the original fucking design
>>749698854RIP
>>749698854Looks like they tried to turn her into a goth girl but they missed the most important part of goth girls: huge tits.
>>749699843i mean it would work if the rest of the game wasnt Unreal Engine PBR slop
Its a fucking nintendo game, you retarded gooners. The target audience for this still has baby teeth.
>>749699843I never once wanted games to look or play like movies. Ive always asked for the opposite.
>>749698854Black nails and bracelets are an improvement. Makeup is nice and slutty. No visible navel though so huge shame.
>>749700249>Its a fucking nintendo gameYes. And?
>>749700249The next generation deserves characters just as hot as ours.
>>749699384I don't see that "oxygen" in real life, where the fuck do you live?
>>749698854Does she at least have the sexy sway animation when talking?
>>749699536underrated post
>>749701458
>>749700249It's not about target audienceIt's about spineless herbivore execs being scared stiff of CERO and ESRB giving them any push
>>749698854The remake is so fucking ugly.
>>749701437its obvious that you aren't getting enough oxygen if just seeing some makes you shit yourself with rage and frustration like this.
>>749698913it's everywhere
>>749698854We went from people inventing new rendering techniques just to have round boobs on the left to the monoboob monstrosity on the right. I knew complex systems would not survive the competency crisis but I never imagined the "complex system" in question would be something as simple as drawing breasts.
>>749701437new dehli
>>749702083?what are you talking about
>>749700479They nerfed the fuck out of her tits in the very next game
>>749698854Is there not a single frame of this fucking game that isn't drenched in hideous fog?
>>749701710What an oddly specific referential image macro...
>>749701710What is the context of this Freakazoid image? I was like 5 years old when I watched Freakazoid and I remember my dad liked it more than I did. Like, I think we watched Freakazoid because he wanted to watch it.
>>749698854I like her new look except the weird nose everyone kees getting
>>749704952Here's the scene.https://youtu.be/UnJCjgj8Qqo?si=dZqq8pkRWlv2VIT_
>>749698854is there like 10 people smoking in the place?
She's fine? You people are complaining just for the sake of complaining.
>>749706008Today I learned Freakazoid was on Cartoon Network.
>>749701710hahaha
>AAAAAHHHHHH WHY DOES THIS SWITCH 2 GAME NOT LOOK LIKE AN N64 GAME
>>749699843>feel like moviesI never asked for that.
>>749698913>>749699051look at her eyesshe's zooted
>>749698854I don't know why remasters still exist. It's like if we were updating all the most famous paintings every 15-20 years to reflect advances in painting technology
>>749698913What do you expect when you're farming out your graphic creation to jeets who only know how to use pre-made UE5 assets?
>>749698854>black fingernailsI will now buy 10 copies of your game!
>>749698854it's the dumbest things they mess up consistently, there are like two notable things about her, her constant smile and her eyes, you only needed to do those two things correctly you can put her in a different outfit, whatever, but it's those two simple fucking things that made her, her, come the fuck on
>>749706008kek
>>749698854It's a downgrade to be sure, but this is genuinely a more faithful update than the main characters.
>>749708515At this point, and I'm being optimistic hear, but I think it's just because everything is outsourced to jeets now and they have no idea what would soulful about the original. Like, if you were given a reference image, and you didn't play the game, and you had no idea what about that character is iconic, and you were not given a design style sheet or anything like that, I can understand how something like this might get made.
>>749699154kinda funny, she wore contemporary clothes in the original but has more fantasy clothing in the remake BUT with black nail polish for no reason
>>749698854post her, but fat as fuck
>>749698854Can someone explain to me why the town npcs look like somewhat looking decent wood carved dolls to ease in the resemblance to low poly graphics but Link looks like they stapled a baby's face into the body of a midget?
We. Need. Ore sovk gas
>>749710074send dudes
Did Nintendo genuinely outsource to Indians or is that a meme? Looking at how ass the game looks it wouldn't surprise me either way.
>>749710245Still bought, still playing, still posting about it when I do.
>>749710245It's more than likely a meme, but the Saar Fox 64 remake was made by a jeet studio so there's definitely precedent for them outsourcing the easy cash grabs.
>>749699051they are burning the Kokiri forest
>>749710245Indians work on every big game now. Get used to it.
you'll breath the fog and you'll be happy
>>749698913>>749699536>>749708478Fibby bibby and /thread my fellow fibber bibber. Except, one small problem. When was the last time you've been to a bar or similar establishment?>b-but you are saar, saar! I am Brahmin saar!I'm willing to bet you never went into such a place pre-COVID and it shows.
>>749710436you have no power anyways, not like it matters what you feel Gaming changed. Everything changes.
*HUFFS*That's some good shit
>>749710369>>749702652>>749699634>>749699536Do you have a source for this game being made in India?>>749710349Star Fox, commonly called "Saar Fox", was made by an American studio with a majority-White American dev team. Yes, the two (2) owners are of The Forbidden Race, but they were here before we all kicked off the 4chan Movement in 2016. Why aren't they grandfathered in?
>>749710481? what?
>>749710580>made in IndiaNo>outsourcing to India 100%
>>749698913Yeah wtf and her tits are gone
>>749698854Bluepoint-tier remake.
>>749698854>trying to shit on game>use the best example you can im on to you
>>749710676Exactly. If you're too young to know or remember, you don't need to comment. Don't you have homework to do?
>>749710817Aren't you tired of fighting for the movement constantly? What has it given you? The Bala brothers have been in the US for 40 years. They've had citizenship since before you were born. And they're not even confirmed to be working on OOT, not sure why you assume they are. But even if they did, White people were the ones who made everything here, not "SAAR SAAR SAAR"s. Velan Studios is in upstate New York.
>>749711116Why does it upset you so much, indians work on literally every game that's bigger than one guy now.Plus the original was Japanese, white people can't make video games that aren't for the PC.
>>749699154>>no belly buttonThe nu-nu-Lara also shows belly but no belly button. I didn't know that they were haram.
>>749699536have my reddit gold
looks fine to me what am I supposed to be mad about, is she meant to be porned up or something in the guidebooks or what
>>749711991she's meant to smile, and always didif you didn't play the game then please keep your little mouth shut
>>749701710>>749704952All this talk about Freakazoid is giving me the memory of Candlejack and how cool he wa
>>749712137>perpetual smiling face because hardware limitations>can now show emotions with current age hardware>"WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE THE SAME FACE ALL THE TIME?"I'm guessing you're going to use those Link and Zelda masks all play through, right? You don't want Link's face showing all kinds of different emotions and having to look at that instead of a N64 tier texture.
>>749698854she looks cute. You guys will complain about anything.
>>749708281Fuck human nicole
For some reason, the Bombchu Lady always reminded me of pic related.
>>749700249OoT was already for babies in 1998 you dipshit. I was a toddler when I played it. it was scary, and I could never play beyond Deku Tree until I was older, and it fucking ruled. But kids today have to be treated to a Playhouse Disney equivalent of Nintendo, and then move on when they're 10 because it's literally for toddlers.
>>749700249You didn't think that post through
>>749699536kek
>>749710245/v/ says this about every game now.
>>749713207/v/ is at least 50% bots
>>749699051Screen reflections from camera footage rather than direct capture
>>749711991uh the fog is woke or something
>>749712415I mean all the new fanart will give her massive bimbo titties anyway so I don't know why the gooners are melting down over it.
>>749713338More like schizos but what's the difference
>>749713468Nah there are actual bots as well.
holy shit I just realized her design is reminiscent of a bombchu only one you would fuck harder than a normal bombchu and bombchu is referring to the fact that it's like a bomb mouse and chu is the onomonomontopa of a mouse if you're a jap retard who thinks it's chu instead of squeak
>>749713519pic of shoe on gpu with sharpie in your USB drive with timestamp now
less tummy and less tits the original game is superior
>>749713549>only one you would fuck harder than a normal bombchuwhat
>>749711309>>749699524>>749699154That's the real downgrade imo, the coverup...If I get the Switch 2, I would only get the game second hand instead of paying full price.
>>749698854at least zelda still looks beautiful
Nu Kokiri girls are cute
>>749698854looks less derpy to me
>>749702875Tighter body tho
>>749712673This. Nintendo is eating itself, it won't have fans anymore soon.
>>749698854something something irony of having less defined breast despite 20X graphical detail.
>>749698854Taking the girl whose big charm point is her cute tummy and covering 98% of it up is a genuine atrocity in character design, only surpassed by the Fat Official losing his shit-eating grin and fashion sense in the Demon's Souls remake.
>>749698854Men are so fucking weird about women's bodies
>>749716550officially speaking i wonder what level of mental retardation doesn't require crazy hoops and waivers and guardian signatures to fuck. like, i want to fuck the absolute closest thing to illegal retard as i can. or, i want to find a tard whose parents want to find the tard a loving husband, and hoodwink them, by merely fucking their daughter, but i guess in that scenario i would be welching off a contract that would stipulate i love the retarded thing when, in fact, it would instead be purely sexual. where does one go to meet retards? is there a retard dating app? i am pretty retarded, so i think i could cut the mustard and get vetted for the app, should there be such a thing in existence. i want a retard that's simple, not a mean, confident retard like my wife. fuck, i hate her!
meh, the thread is schizoid nonsense but at least he's not posting cp right now.
>>749716918If Ruto never got the glow up I think the perception of the this game would be entirely more negative.
>>749698854Haven't seen a melty this bad since the last Zelda.
>>749717064>glow upHer tits are covered by weird flesh flaps, how is that a glow up?
>>749698854at least she has legs now
>>749717282Soless
she just doesn't wear pajamas at work anymore.
>>749702875theres a game in between those two images
>>749698913*BRAAAAPPP*
>>749699843>couple of faggots want retarded shit, that means everyone else doesyou're a stupid as the retards that say shit like "everyone used nintendo power hotline and guides back then, so it's ok if modern games dumb things down to dsp levels of retard."
>>749702875and her ass in Dread and Ravenous, at this rate she'll look like the gear of war lesbian in the next metroid game.
>>749698854Eyes are better in the original, but bottom right is sex
>>749700249Yeah maybe around my dick
>>749698854Will they remove her moaning too?
>>749698913she's smoking dope in there so you know she puts out
>>749708281>WHY DOES THIS SWITCH 2 GAME LOOK WORSE THAN AN N64 GAMEftfy dumb whore
>>749698854I am angry and upset.
>>749718856>look at me suffering the consequences of my own decisions I'll never understand women that complain about their kids, it's so sad that they are unable to understand the miracle they are experiencing, the glorious purpose that's been laid on them.
I could cope with retarded sex-negative censorship and weird doll designs that are applied inconsistentlyI could cope with an enhanced hint system so that little Timmy Roblox doesn't get lost after not reading the game's dialogue explicitly telling you what to do to explore in an adventure gameBut babifying already easy puzzles and delivering LESS gameplay instead of more is something I can't overlook at all. I already own Ocarina of Time on 3DS and it still works, I have no idea what kind of cum muncher you have to be to buy this demake and I'll advise to just download SoH to anyone asking
>>749700479I remember bringing my Wii to a mormon friend's house and his mom heard his older brother say "it's almost like she's not wearing anything" and she banned me from coming over again
>>749720015Maybe don't have retarded friends then retard
>>749720015>NOOO THE NAKED HUMAN BODY>Sacrilegious Uh, wasn't that the default human state? Do they shower naked?
>>749719904Fuck raising kids you right wing retard.The 2020 election was fair and sqaure. Cope.
>>749720143I was like 13 and wanted to play smash bros with other people
>>749720328Where did those 20 million voters disappear to?
>>749719904>the miracle they are experiencing, the glorious purpose that's been laid on them.look, i think bitching about the consequences of your own actions is cringe too, but if it was that great then they probably wouldn't be bitching
>>749720328I don't know anything about politics, I have devoted my life to the betterment of society by raising kids with principles and integrity but mostly empathy and love, I have taught them to respect every single living being and make everyone feel included.I am eternally grateful with life for allowing me to get a small taste of bliss.
>>749720528I often cry tears of joy whenever I come to the realization that I was given such beautiful chance, I had no purpose in life until I left everything behind to help my friend raise her kids.
>>749718856If people saw the Switch 2 version in 1998, their heads would fuckin' explode, you nostalgia-riddled retard.
>>749720843you probably also think a victorian child would die from 1 dorito. kill yourself
>>749701787Shut the fuck up.
>>749720843>wow its like a powerful game gear
>>749710245they probably hired a bunch of indians since japan is full of them now and japanese men are either NEETs or salarymen in serious jobs instead of being gamedevs
>>749721481>its real in my head because internet laughed at wolverine credits
>>749712373kys retard you didn't even play the original, so of course you don't understand why this character was memorable and appealing
The hegelian dialect that will take place in the porn community will be astonishing. Bravo Nintendo.
>>749699843late 90s fun and hope for the future got banned after 9/11 and only vidyagames that were already in development at the time were permitted to keep that aesthetic. Thus began the era of brown and bloom tactical oscar mike stay frosty cinematic middle eastern shooters
>>749721550almost every "special thanks" section i've seen in modern vidya has been full of names like Hadpreesh Vjatnijoniajiat
>>749698854how is she ruined? she's still hot af
>>749699843A game that looks like an FMV isn't so bad, really.
The black nails make it an upgradeSorry if you're tasteless
>>749712316A-Anon?? Are you alrig
>>749698854Her midriff is smaller, but they moved it closer to her boobs which is an improvement for me. She kind of looks more like she belongs in a medieval setting now.
>>749723584>he didn't say his name before doing the memeYou ruined it
>>749698913If anyone's shop is full of fucking smoke like some scummy bowling alley, it's probably hers.
>>749698854>midriff goneNuke Japan 1000 times.
>>749699051Weed.She's obviously a heavy user.
Anyway, to explain the fog (You won't like the exclamation regardless) it's because they wanted the areas to resemble sets in a stage play, which often uses fog to make spotlighting more effective. It was an artistic direction to try and faithfully recreate the N64 presentation into something.
>>749724362They really nerfed the best tits in the game. Look at that shit.
>>749698913it's a feature, asshole
>>749713549>holy shit I just realized her design is reminiscent of a bombchuneed comparison picand then some r34 of her and a bombchu for good measure
Just get the Ship and forget about Nintendo's "remake".
>>749699384Where tf you live, Hong Kong?
>>749723951There's always one guy who doesn't do it correctly when Candlejack is brought up by someo
