Racing games are too difficult.
my biggest conspiracy theory is that he's faking it
Wuuuuttt
>>749703647I always avoided that shortcut as a kid. It felt like a total gamble at best.
>Playing Skylander team racing in the first place
DALESENNAPROST
>why doesn't it drive itself>why cant I press x to win Fuck off
what is he doing wrong here?
>>749703858Speed
>>749703858Not enough speed, apparently.
>>749703858after backstabbing it detargets forcing him to turn around
>>749703898>>749703917He used the speed boost item though
>>749703858lost speed from hopping and didn't gave enough speed to hop past
>>749703726nah he is just getting olderim near same age as him and i got fucking rekt by boot pong minigame in dota2though still not sure if its just laggy made or do i lag myself
>>749703647I did nothing wrong I did everything correct
>>749703647Is that the guy?
>>749703726>faking it for 15 yearshe wishes
>>749704060Gamer of the century darksydephil
>>749703943Straight from starting acceleration. Granted I don't know how this game works, but I assume the boost doesn't instantly put you to top/ faster than top.
>>749703647Holy shit it just crossed my mind. Someone could port the PS4 version of CTR to PC, now that AI can do it.Already played the Switch version. Runs great but it's missing a lot of the graphics.
>>749703647
>>749703931I get this reference...
>>749703726I don't get why he's such a retard when he was apparently the valedictorian of his graduating class in high school. did he go to a retard school or something? he behaves like he took his brain out, fried in in a mcdonalds fryer for a minute, and then put it back in backwards.
>>749703726His Galactic Racer gameplay and wagequit is actually leading me to believe this
>>749703792It was a lot easier in the original game. In the remake you pretty much already need to be going as fast as possible to make the jump, otherwise you'll just keep doing what phil is doing here.
>>749704213It doesn't. This game has something called "blue fire" which indicates your speed, and it is not possible to reach this speed in any way outside of specific turbo pads. Simply using a turbo item will not get you moving fast enough to make this jump. You have to already be going that fast when you get here, otherwise you wont make it.
>>749703726he's a low IQ normie that discovered youtube videos and streaming instead of substance abusehe did fall for shitty gacha gambling but otherwise the only reason he's so lucky to not end up in complete utter financial ruin is because he stays completely within his own lane without ever attempting to fuck with other people
>>749704481No, I mean the OG one. I never had the makings of a varsity gamer though.
>>749704652he's also fascinating to observe. it's always strange when someone can make a career out of being bad at everything.
>>749703858>>749703943It looks like he isn't using the metanigger speed engine.That means he has to take the jump at the rightmost possible spot on the ramp, he's not doing that, he's jumping almost from the middle of the ramp.
Surely next year is the year they announce a pc port.
>>749706053youre better off waiting for the AIslop decomp at this point
>>749703858In order to make that jump you have to time your hop perfectly, he's not doing it when he should.
>>749706575It's already out but I still don't understand why it's called a decomp where it's just emulating the PS4 code
>>749704257>Ill be honest I think the game is good but I dont think its good for mewtf, ive never heard this dipshit say something reasonable like that. Yeah wtf none of these seem to be him saying the game is shit. Maybe phil was feeling weird that day.
>>749703858He's trying to take the quicker route with a poorly timed jump. You need to be going faster and jump right at the edge to make that one. He should be going to the path on the bottom left which is the "normal" path for the track.
I’m beginning to wonder whether Phil is uniquely bad at video games or if most people are just bad at video games.
>>749703647Dsp is ugly spiritually and physically, I can't believe anyone watches him even 'ironically'
>>749706053one of the biggest problems I see is that even if they ever did port it, I don't even know if they'd bring back the grand prixs. in fact I don't even know why they didn't just keep repeating them month after month when they ended at the very least so people still had a reason to play.
>>749706830because it's not a decomp, it's just that jeets don't know the difference so they use the words incorrectly.
>>749703726I've thought that but he's just too consistent for too long. If he was faking it he would have slipped up sometime, or at least not jerked off on stream.>>749704427Maybe he's just good at memorizing stuff.
>>749709354He fapped on stream on purpose. You can see it on his face when he 'realizes' the camera was on.
>>749703726People are slower at computing information and have slower reflexes as they age I know it's crazy. + a sedentary lifestyle aggravates those symptoms. And gamers rarely lead an active lifestyle.
>>749703726>>749703647>>749703858>that random hop before even touching the padHis consistent problem has always been mashing buttons and then raging that the game didn't read his mind on what to do. Fighting games used to be his favorites and those games can favor mashing at a lower level of play if you pick certain characters. His consistent shitty gameplay all makes sense when you realize this.In Mario Sunshine there was one point where he held down on the control stick and hit the dive button and was shocked that he turned around and dived off a platform. That's when it clicked for me.
>>749703647>I WAS BLOCKING THAT
>>749703647VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, POST VIDEO GAMES!
>>749703647Been a while since I've seen this webmDoes anyone have that webm with the achievement pop up about finding a job or something like that
