The new Ocarina of Time remake is an absolute joke designed for the lowest caste of lobotomites.
um chuddy actually they said this is the game they always wanted to make they said it themselves
>>749709984That's because the average American child is now dumber than ever.
>>749709984>64 player misses the eye>gets it anywayOP, you are a falseflagger aren't you?
It has to be dalit-friendly for the modern audience.
>>749710058and browner
>>749709984How are these even the same room?
they're called demakes for a reason
>>749710129they're not, it's OP spreading fake news.
>>749710069The irony of you calling anyone a falseflagger.
>>749710191I had heard the spinning room had the spinning removed, is there no footage of that?
>>749710191Why are you lying?
>>749710136demake... OoT.. with better controls and newer features... doesn't compute
>>749710348Is censorship one of the newer features?
>>749710348>better controlsthey made shielding and target locking the same button>newer featuresa laundry list of casualizations to make a kid's game even easier
>>749710558that's not even censorship lol it's just the remake's dogshit artstyle
>>749710558Pic unrelated? The belly is there, the arms exposed. Get better bait material.
>>749710651>>749710660Her body is no longer feminine. She lacks the hourglass curve that was present in the original. Her breasts are also less prominent and visible.
>>749709984it looks pretty terriblei could forgive some small QOL/tutorialization changes if these devs demonstrated they had a vague vision, even a single idea, about how to actually improve the game and add depth (they do not)
>>749710191>>749710343>no replyThe Ocarina of Time remake is the opposite of the RE1 remake in that instead of making the puzzles more complex and interesting, they’ve watered them down so that they pose no challenge whatsoever.An absolute embarrassment.
>>749710323There's footage of the simpler puzzle and we know it's placed in the room where the old one was. As far as I know the previewers also got to beat the whole dungeon, so presumably it was outright removed, rather than having been moved.
>>749710129This is literally the only room in the Forest Temple with the frozen eye. Unless, this is some sort of tutorial room they added (which shouldn't be likely since the original Temple layout is mostly the same), this is it.
>>749709984This is such an easy puzzle, why are people getting fire ants in their pants over this? I'm still waiting on if the Master Quest version is confirmed or not.
>>749710693my point is everything else in the game is more boring and bland than the original so why wouldnt the bombchu girl be worse as well
>>749709984WAHHH ITS BAD BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE THE ANNOYING INCONVENIENCES LIKE BREATH OF THE WILD!!!!!!IM OBSESSED WITH """""DIFFICULTY"""""" BECAUSE IM INCAPABLE OF HAVING FUN OR FEELING A MODICUM OF SATISFACTION!!!
>>749710758where is this list from? i would like to see the whole thing pls
>>749711008>tendies defending moviegamesfunny
>>749711034https://www.ign.com/articles/29-new-changes-in-the-zelda-ocarina-of-time-remake-redesigned-puzzles-updated-miniboss-fights-and-deeper-dialogue
>>749711060Odd because all I've seen so far was gameplay
>>749711107thank ye kindly
>>749711107>less likely to get lostWHAT THE FUCK ARE THE MAP AND COMPASS FOR THENHOW HARD IS IT TO SEE A RED ARROW ON THE MINIMAP IS WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM
>>749711192See >>749711008
>>749711107essentially all of this sucks shit very cool thank you nintendo lol
>>749709984Did you guys also see the eye puzzle in the Fire Temple? I guess we need to expect the eyes always being above the doors they open and any sort of careful navigation and aiming you had to do before just doesn't exist.
>>749710693>She lacks the hourglass curveShe didn't even have legs.
>>749711192We've had this discussion many times in the past.The N64 and PS1 had shit graphics and having a shit set direction makes things even worse.
>>749710651They censored the ahegao eyes.
>>749709984They are changing dungeon layouts? I can’t make fun of the game now for not doing anything new.
>>749711192>>749711307bro i beat this game when i was 11 how do you get lost in ocarina of time
>>749711307and yet every screenshot i've seen of the remake i can't tell what the fuck i'm meant to be looking atsince when was the forest temple considered a mansion
>>749710558left is from MM where the model looks bettermost people in this thread acting like they know the originals don't even realise this
>>749711360Instead we can complain about the walls having textures
>>749711107just dont make a game make a movie lol
>>749709984thats not even the original thats 2011 3ds
>>749711380Since the beginning of time
>>749711380>when was the forest temple considered a mansionThe diehard Zelda fans, everybody...
>>749709984Even Nintendo has fallen, wtf do we do?
>>749710058It's scary. I was like 10 years old when I beat this game. And now even adults can't beat it unless it's made easier? Isn't the decrease in puzzle solving ability too big?
>>749709984>The new Ocarina of Time remake is an absolute joke designed for the lowest caste of lobotomites.wow, just like the original!
>>749710558>no "fuck me" eyes*SiiiiiggghhhThey just don't get it.
>>749710758oot poses no challenge whatsoever to begin with. dont pretend like it is difficult in any way.
>>749710058>That's because the average American child is now dumber than ever.Nintendo games are made exclusively for the Japanese thoughbeit
>>749711380Since 1998 you drongo.
>>749709984Nintendo games have always been designed for babies, but now they're designed for retard babies.
>>749712027If it poses no challenge, why does it need to be made even easier?
>>749712054the average japanese child is a 36 year old nepalese/nigerian
>>749712172You faggots will complain if you don't get an instant game over screen that returns you to the title screen every time you load up your save file
>>749711950There's only one left at 'tendo who gets it, and he's in the bing mines.
>>749710926having to time your shot is an actual pretty interesting puzzle for tloz standards, changing it to just shoot the eye seems pretty stupid unless they're different rooms. the room could have looked badass in the new artstyle and why give Link a jump button if you take out puzzles like that
>>749712231And you faggots will defend the game loading instantly to credits when you start a new save file.
>>749710058Because the average child in America isn't American.
>>749712258And yet the only ones who complain the most are the faggots who can't handle a single line of informative text
>ERRRRRM IT WAS ALREADY EASY SO ITS OKAY FOR IT TO BE LITERALLY EVEN MORE BABBIFIED
>>749712235Based
>>749710058Adults these days can't handle fucking Kingdom Hearts 1.
>>749712363You're the one shitting on old games to try and make the new one sound better.
>>749710058A terrible excuse lets people get filtered. they already have guides people barely nowadays play shit blind if you can't do that it's a you problem.
Everyone Is 12 theorists keep on winning
>>749712293american kids couldn't even solve a kinder surprise
>>749712293of course not, young americans kill each other and worship corporations
>>749710058>>749712293>>749712507>americaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericaamericai'm not american btw before you start dilating
>>749712507AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE FBI SAVE ME.SOMEONE GIVE A KID A GUN INSTEAD OF THIS DEATH TRAP!!!
>>749712573America is the only country that matters, everywhere else is a third world shithole.
>>749712507This is illegal
>tendies trying to derail the thread into American politics over accepting the fact it's a DEmake
>>749712507Lmfao
>>749711727>>749711765>>749712096a mansion is not a temple
>>749710058There are no children in America, millennials and zoomers all forgot they needed to have sex in order to maintain the population so now we need to import people from other countries in order to hold up the economy.
>>749712756My balls aren't balls
>>749712235How did this happen? This is the guy who made Links Awakening and Majora’s Mask, yet he gets put in charge of Mario; the literal retard they put in charge of Zelda would be better suited to Mario.
>>749709984Yep. DoomGODS going to be eating good picking this shitmake apart.
>>749710343>>749710758OoT is an exploration and combat game, getting rid of puzzles just makes it more honest.
>>749712913This is true
>>749709984>very first ladder puzzle in deku tree dumbed down to an obvious eye switch>dodongo's cavern skull-eyes hint now moved to the very entrance of the dungeon>forest temple entrance now a fucking obvious out-of-place hookshot target instead of a thematic tree branch>forest temple hallways are now color-coded by poe color so babies won't get lost>forest temple frozen-eye rotating platform completely babbified into a basic room, just walk up to a torch and shoot the eye>forest temple stalfos battle got rid of the pit in the middle of the room, now just a lame pool of nickelodeon slime that barely damages you>forest temple poe sliding block puzzle babbified, no time limit now>forced tutorial on deku shield>most enemies have an obvious glowing weak point now>iron knuckle attacks can now be blocked>enemies do half as much damage as in the original>wallmasters now have an extremely obvious spotlight so zoomers don't get jumpscared>wallmasters don't even pose a threat anymore, you can literally break free after they grab you>"pocket business scrub" you can summon anytime, for retards who can't even do basic resource management>bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule market>your shield is automatically up all the time in target mode, babies don't even have to press the block button anymore>bombable grottos are now an obvious cracked circle on the ground, no need to search or experiment or anything>navi constantly throws out Mario Wonder Flower marvel quips at every little thing>ingo is now inexplicably good-looking with no scowl>brown + bloom + blur modern-day anti-soul graphics, but aliased because NS2 can't handle shit>skyrim quest log so babies don't have to think about anything>all blood scrubbed from the game everywhere>removed all nods to torture from bottom of the well>CENSORED BOMBCHU GIRL with smaller tits, above-waist clothes, and no more sex eyes>no auto-jump option>ruined zeldaDid I miss anything?
>>749713114Oh shit, we have our first pasta.
This shit was made by the same western pajeets that made that starfox gameNintendo will hide this for now because they know everyone hates that shit. Watch it being slowly revealed a month after the release period
jewtube outrage bait thread
>>749713114Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Link that even Mario Kart mogs
the new one looks ugly as shit.
>>749709984I don't understand why they do this. Not like gachashit forever games that need to design for zero friction maximum retention to keep people from leaving, they already have your $70.
>>749712942literally every dungeon has puzzles, whether navigational, figuring out gimmick enemies,boss or actual puzzles.puzzles IS zelda.
The graphics in the Switch 2 remake look awful and ugly i will only enjoy it for the Japanese dub but the 3ds remake is superior it has Master Quest and is more colorful Zelda is pretty but no remake will ever beat the original Ocarina of Time
>>749712231>Has to resort to made up hyperbole instead of addressing the actual arguments
>>749713114It's truly a sick gut wrenching feeling to see your favorite game absolutely raped to death. I know I can completely ignore it and just not play it, which I will be doing from all the shit I've seen but the fact that this will replace the original for everyone just like DEmake 2/3/4 did is so fucking sad and depressing. Whenever someone is recommended Oot this hot pile of shit will be pointed towards as the definitive version by the biggest fucking retards and the original game will be labeled a dated piece of trash not worth playing
>>749713917re2 remake is greatre3 remake is dogshitre4 remake is mid and unecessarythat only one that maybe replaced the original was 2, no one thinks 3/4 replaced the OGs
>kills your game
>>749713114>"pocket business scrub" you can summon anytime, for retards who can't even do basic resource managementthis is gay but tbf you do need to have one of a limited number of seeds to use it, so it requires some level of resource management, still should not be in the game
>>749713973None of the demakes are worthy of replacing the originals they're all fucked abridged versions of the original games with massive amounts of cut content and unnecessary changes. Their only reason for existing is to allow sub human retards to experience said games by creating an extremely dumbed down experienceExactly what the oot demake is doing
>>749709984>caste
>>749714009The Water Temple will now be much easier im convinced now
>>749714009>absolutely zero repercussions for getting grabbedIt's truly grim when the punishment for playing like shit is 2 seconds of wiggling your control stick
>>749714009DO YOU REMEMBER
>>749713204This. It's so obvious the art was made by three or four different outsourced studios. Ignoring the discrepancies between characters, enemies, and the environment it just doesn't look like any of nintendo's other games.
>>749713917>It's truly a sick gut wrenchingplease tell me you're being hyperbolic lmao
I mean, Botw/Totk players are retarded, yeah.
>>749711107>less likely to get lost....people got lost playing oot? jesus fucking christ
>>749713114>bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule marketanother one that's a little off, you don't get one just by going, you have to do a very small optional event where you catch a bug for a shopkeeper or something>no auto-jump optionnot true>removed all nods to torture from bottom of the wellprobably true but not confirmed yetalso don't forget that the slingshot tells you to hit ZR at the bottom of the screen despite there already being a ZR button in the corner telling you what button to use the item with
>>749710058Internet gives man too many fast answers, building reliance on the machine over developing critical thinking skills.
>>749711107The original #18 was bad anyway because you could just use Din's Fire
Streamers are going to be busy reading the chat and talking, modern games are designed around the streamer not paying attention to the game.
>>749713114>all the "FOCUS, L!" memes turned into realitywhat a grim fate
I hope the Ocarina of Time 3th remake for the Switch 4 looks better than this
>>749714171don't worry, it's confirmed they added a bombable wall to block you from getting somewhere when the water level is too high, and also confirmed they simplified the puzzle where you almost certainly need the longshot to make it through a closing fence
>>749714009>wall masters don't even do anything anymoreKEKAROOOOO
>>749709984Having to dumb down already easy puzzles should be a crime against humanity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Aonuma is a fucking hack
>>749714317i'd have sex with herplus she killed 343 studios so based
>>749711380https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/%22forest%20temple%22%20mansion/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22forest%20temple%22%20mansion/order/asc/
>>749710558WHY IS IT SO FOGGY??????
>>749710693girl was wearing a t-shirt in the original game
>>749711390Then why not make the model look more like MM?
>>749710343Oh look, a retard sshared a screenshot of some other retard's comments. Must be true. LMAO
>>749714558Very bad cope. >>749711107
Ocarina of Time Baby Quest Edition
>>749714009jesus christ
>>749714009My jaw hasn't dropped in disbelief in a while
>>749714009>get grabbed>don't struggle out of it>wallmaster teleports you away like it's meant tois it that hard for you retards?
>>749710558ok this is where i draw the line
>>749714758>it's exactly the same as long as you're paralyzed from the neck down and moving the controller with a straw in your mouthoh thank god
>>749714557>Then why not make the model look more like MM?Because it's OoT you fucking retard.
>>749714870You have agency to ignore the mechanic, how brown are you?
>>749709984All video games are toys.
>>749714596>ignKEK. Ordering another copy to spite the assmad retards LOL
>>749714914here my oot wifestill a dirty hot slut with sex eyes
>>749714983Don't ever speak to me again you brown pedofile.
>>749710136Because you're a fucking retard and are constantly misusing the term hoping to change the meaning of it like a subversive commie piece of shit.A DEMAKE IS A PORT OF A GAME TO INFERIOR HARDWAREIT IS NOT A "BAD REMAKE"KILL YOURSELF, NIGGER
>>749710660A belly with no navel is hardly a belly at all.
>>749714967In what case is someone going to ignore the mechanic? It's a fucking punishment. The player fucked up and got grabbed. The punishment is now optional because we live in retard baby hug world.
>>749715301>The punishment is now optionalSo you admit you're a pussy complaining about having options.
>>749712507>kids so stupid and fat they devour the whole candy known to have a toy inside>choke and die>instead of stopping kids from being stupid fat hungry bastards they ban the candy
>>749715371I'm sorry you had to breastfeed with water wings on, anon. It's unfortunate the entire world isn't made of foam to accommodate you.
>>749715371I just know you have brain issues and needs meds. If not then you are just running around undiagnosed and your family is probably worried
>>749709984>3DS port>not using the gyro aimingnigme
>>749715445>>749715452Why are you pussies not crying about deku stick jump attacks still doing 4x damage?
>>749711142Where?
>>749715495>why are you complaining about thing that changed when other thing stayed the same?What are we even doing now bro
>>749715648>change trivializes enemyREEEE>original thing trivializes every enemy i love this :)
>>749710069You know fire is hot right? It can melt ice just by bearing nearby.
>>749710058I beat the game as a filthy third world ER in the 90's. fuck nintendo for thinking children nowadays have less agency and intelligence. they're actively making everything worse
>>749710343>>749710758where can I find the original list? I'd like to read all of it
Did anyone notice there are no minorities in this remake?
>>749716010Don't start playing that angle, since you guys defend the new Fire Emblem AND you defended Metroid Prime 4. A little too late to larp as aryan nationalists.
>>749713917Whatever bubble you're currently residing in, you should consider popping it. No, you're not holding a standard for anything.
>>749716117nigger, this board openly mocks fortune's weave for having browns and fags
>>749709984>snoycubie preemptively whines about it's difficultyBeing faced with an actual GAME must be nightmarish to you lot.
>>749714320it's the first thing I noticed in the pic >color coded windows so you literally don't get lost chasing the poles>busy as all fuck ui that trips on itself >gossip on some ancient place nobody should have knowledge of>friendly NPC yapping in the background and a dedicated button to hear even MORE from herbotw had more respect for the player's agency. fuck this gay shit
>>749714009This genuinely makes me angry. Who ever okayed this redesign are fucking retards
How does he jump on command? They didn't include the roc's feather
>>749709984How can anyone defend this?
We get it. You are "better".
>>749711853Miyamoto made the bosses for Zelda games after OoT easier because OoT's bosses were too difficult for players.
Why does every thread need a dedicated contrarian schizo? Why can't we all hate stupid things together in peace? What happened to our culture?
>>749710058i'm hearing reports they can't even beat kingdom hearts I. wtf?
>>749713114Where did this screenshot come from? I don't see it in any of the previews.
>>749712913>leveldesignerman gets Zelda>worldbuilderman gets Mario
>>749710129The forest temple is actually the only place in the entire game where you have to trigger an eye switch by shooting an arrow through a torch to light it on fire, so it kind of can only be that.Even in the Master Quest all ice switches expect you to use fire arrows or din's fire
>>749717057something something sales, something something snoys, something something [insert boogeyman here]...
>>749717209I thought hating each other was our culture
>>749709984Stay seething, dipshit.
>>749712054the japanese dont have children
>>749712818>forgotWe were sabotaged
>>749709984Kill yourself. Not people's fault they're attacked by psychology.
>>749695043This is almost word for word what IGN said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqemZVeIzw7:11
>>749709984this is embarrassing its already not a faithful remake
>>749709984This is honestly great for me as I suck at gaming unironically, get lost in every game, never figure out the puzzles without walkthroughs, and OOT combat was too hard for me to learnBut I feel bad for real fans and real gamers.
>>749710058>>749711853This is the result of the vaxx btw.
>>749710058Yep.
>>749720115EUROPE IS LOST!!!1
>>749712054the Japanese dont even give a shit about Zelda bro
>>749709984I really hate the jump animation of Link in oot 3d but holy moly this paired with the wallmaster... these are two clear red flags that mean the game will be WOKE.
>>749712942In that case you can just play souls games.
>>749716792Try to not post too much gore and cp in the famitsu thread this time
