WHOA BACKFLIP!
Stupid flying naked ferret
>Diary: Feb. 6>Mew gave birth.>We named the newborn Mewtwo.So Mew is definitely a female, right?
>>749723041Footjobs
Mew!
>>749724628Ok, but who was the father then?
>>749724773me
This is an actual in-game portrait. And it's not even the most perverse one in the game.
just got this recommended this morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcQJK2DopA
>>749724804what did they mean by this
>>749724821God I hate waking up to see some random Mew riding my cock. The whores can teleport through walls, it's literally impossible to keep them away.
>>749724628Proud mother of one two.
>>749723041Built for dynamaxing
>>749724628what about Mewthree?
>>749723041NOoo mew don't shave your bush
>>749726297Is wooper okay
>>749726297He could tank that
>>>/vp/Go back
>>749730123Not a containment board, no global rules stating otherwise.
>>749723041Yeah, but that backflip tho!
>>749723041
>>749726297I always thought the earthquake animation was unnecessarily long, good to know I was right and it's literally the longest attack animation in the game
>>>/vp/Out.
>>749724628>Diary: Feb. 6>Mew gave birth.>We named the newborn Mewtwo.Given that Mew is basically a floating fetus-cat, it's a little concerning it gave birth at all. Especially when it's offspring is like 30 times it's size.
>>749724628>>749724650Why are trannies so evil?
Fetus cat.
Woah! A board for pokemon!>>>/vp/
>>749724773Mewone
Why did they make this fetus thingy so cute?
Reddit coded thread
>>749730792>>749730816Bots back to >>>/vp/
God mew is so cute.
>>749730750>tranniesThat quote was taken directly from the games, therefore it's canon.It's anyone who thinks that Mew is male that's the tranny.>>749730720Obviously Mewtwo grew up, he wasn't born already big.You know, like any other living being, Pokémon included.
>>749730941>Obviously Mewtwo grew up, he wasn't born already big.Well no shit, but if a human woman fetus gave birth to someone who grew to be 20 feet tall, we'd be asking some questions.
>>749730979Never saw a big lad beside his short mother?Hell, Mew is technically a latina, so that fits even more.
>>749731103>Never saw a big lad beside his short mother?Normally when a 60 kilogram woman has a kid, he doesn't grow to be 1800 kilograms.
>>749731103>Go with a group of rich white men to live in their mansion>Get pregnant>Her son starts causing no ends of trouble for everyone Truly the latina mom experience.
>>749730829based reddit
>>749726297That Whiscash didnt stand a chance.
>>749731103>Hell, Mew is technically a latina, so that fits even more.this is a sentence i didn't expect to read this morning
>>749723041Man. I love Mew.
Celebi is fine too