>Well, no offense to Zelda, but I think, you know, [GTA 6 and Modern Warfare 4] are the two biggest games of the year," he said.>"And I think in a lot of ways, more people coming in to the dashboards, more people taking their Xbox or PlayStation and starting to play again, and loading up that experience is going to be more eyeballs for us, overall.What a fucking trvth nukeFinally someone has the balls to call out shitendo and their overpriced shitty censored UE5slop demake
>>749756421Who even gives a shit about CoD?
>>749756491A whole lot of normies, every year.
>>749756421>6 hour remake of 30 year old game isn't a big dealYeah obviously
>>749756421>very first ladder puzzle in deku tree dumbed down to an obvious eye switch>deku tree web puzzle is braindead now, funnels you right into the jump>dodongo's skull-eyes hint now moved to the very entrance of the dungeon>FT (forest temple) entrance now obvious out-of-place hookshot target instead of a thematic tree branch>FT frozen-eye rotating platform babbified into a basic room, just walk up to a torch and shoot the eye>FT stalfos battle no longer resurrect, got rid of the middle pit, now just a lame pool of nickelodeon slime that barely damages you>FT poe sliding block puzzle babbified, no time limit now>forced deku shield tutorial>no non-target shielding (crouch stabbing GONE)>most enemies have an obvious glowing weak point now>iron knuckle attacks can now be blocked>enemies do 1/2 damage as original>wallmasters now have an obvious neon spotlight so babies don't get jumpscared>wallmasters don't even pose a threat anymore, can literally break free after they grab>"pocket business scrub" you can summon anytime, for retards who can't even basic resource management>bottles even easier to get, can get one right away in hyrule market>only one item slot w/ the fucking BotW infinite slide UI>retconned hookshot into a fucking clawshot>shield is auto-held in target mode, babies don't even have to press block anymore>bombable grottos are now an obvious cracked circle, no need to search or experiment or anything>can't walk up drawbridge chains, no more fun>navi Mario Wonder Flower marvel quips at every little thing>ingo now inexplicably good-looking with no scowl>brown + bloom + blur modern-day anti-soul graphics, but aliased because NS2 can't handle shit>skyrim baby quest log>enemies don't respawn>all blood removed, everywhere>removed all nods to torture from bottom of the well>CENSORED BOMBCHU GIRL with small tits, above-waist clothes, and no more sex eyes>no auto-jump option>gave ruto a bra>ruined zeldaDid I miss anything?
The fact that these three are the only top relevant upcoming games to discuss is grim beyond belief.
>>749756743You forgot to mention your successful transition
>>749756421>the two easily skippable games are relevantbahahahaha, no
>>749756421kek
>snoygroids absolutely livid about nintendo>againsucks to suck bruh
>>749756421Nintendo is a walled garden.
>>749756898
>>749757113More like a walled kindergarten
>>749756743There's way more positive changes than the one's you have listed.
>>749756421Preorders, trailers views and online discourse shows Zelda tracking better than cod
>>749757291
>Activision suit shilling his own gameWhat else would you expect him to do?
he's right that zelda isn't on gta level of popularity but neither is cod
Did Nintendo make this remake because they legitimately want to give the fans another chance to find the Triforce that's hidden in the code with a modern release?Or is it just because i played OoT in japanese around the time of my FROM SOFTWARE lawsuit.i want to say the former. they probably changed the steps to make it easier, but in ways the community won't comprehend until it's too late. i digress.
>>749757291Good one anon
>>749756743>no auto-jump optionautojump option was confirmed anon, stop saying this
>>749756743>Twisty!Holy shit, they turned Navi into this dude kek
>>749756421I mean he's right. this isn't even the first time oot has been remade.
>>749757291KEK, nice one
>>749756421>>749756732>>749757291>>749758360>>749758717I will actively strangle every single retarded snoy and OoTsnoy retard on this website.
>>749756421>we TOTALLY deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as GTA!>please buy my $100 yearly CoD subscription!embarassing
Remember that there's people trying to cancel me.CANCEL CULTURE lives on in 4chan. They'll say "He's the FROM Schizo!! FILTER AND CANCEL HIM NOW!"I don't think we should be cancelling anybody.>What's the status of my lawsuitWhat's more important is the status of me vs japan. but i digress.in the end, you will realize that we've only played HALF of every japanese game and want to see the other side...just like all the rest of us IN JAPAN *mic drop*
>>749756421Why is the mastersword blue here, i thought it was purple
i mean he's right from a sales standpoint.t. a guy only buying the oot remake of those 3 games
>Call of Duty 23: Modern Warfare 4
>hourly snoy CoPe thread
>>749756421Activision knows they didn't make GTA6 right? Like they understand GTA will be a million times better than their yearly CoD slop right?
>>749759207kys
>>749756421>Activision executivewhy should anyone keep reading after that
