How do I summon a succubus gf?
>>749796512Have generational wealth. It is pretty much the reward/curse that your father earns for you.
>>749796512Cut off your penis and burn it on an altar. The succubus will show up and give you a bigger cock then have sex with you.
wear a wedding ring
dont do iti still see my tulpa in reflections sometimes
>>749796512if you are on this site it's already too late sorry anon it is known that the succubi only answer to shotas
>>749796512ask /x/God I love big titties
Just summoning one won’t make her your gf
>>749796512estrogen hrt or something like that
Try >>>/x/
>>749796729is she pretty?
>>749796729Do you jerk off to her sometimes?
>>749796512>How do I summonthe same way you shot web
>>749797227Skill issue.
>>749796512You don't. Assuming that succubi are real, all she will do is suck out your vital essence in a way that you'll find violent and dehumanizing after.
>>749797787Nah, I could fix her
>>749797846You know, they put your picture in the dictionary under "Hubris".
>>749797551Maybe I should be doing it more..
>>749797551I read this as "do you jerk her off sometimes?".
>>749797787They are real.
>>749796512Do a barrel roll
>>749797752isnt this the diaper fetish character
>>749799120>tfw no futa tulpa gf
Get incense and meditate till your mind reaches a point of peace. In circuitry this makes your mind interpret the vibes as a part of the place. You can now start hacking and inserting controlled hallucinations. Focus on the desired physique and personality. Imagine them and their habits and and think of them interacting with you. Repeat this process till you start to have it as a hallucination that comes in your mind on the periphery of perception without intent. To banish you just subject yourself to controlled experiences like a cold shower till your mind resets. forcing your mind to interpret material reality as the prime reference.
>>749796512you don't want a succubus she'll eat your soul and trap you in her womb forever
>>749796512Step 1: be chad
749799153Nah, stop coping. You either get a real woman or remain an incel.