>>749815189
Looks like farts

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>shrimp-dick japanoids ripping off Western kinography

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Aura farming

GTA BTFO

GTA BTFO

>>749815189
Um, 1:1 fags? Youre response?

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First look at ganons Castle

GTA BTFO

GTA BTFO

GTA BTFO

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My body is so ready. this geniunely looks insane

>>749815189
Uhhh bros?!?!? Why does this look like friggin GOOD?! I miiiight just have to cop that Switch 2 soon haha!

>>749815189
>>749815459
looks like shit

I dunno what’s wrong with it but there’s something off, could be the characters but they’re not that awful . Back when 3d was announced I based faced but this seems off and I can’t pinpoint it

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Ganon aura farming as FUCK

>>749815189
guess people who make remakeslop now get credit for not removing good things

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>>749815563
you old n64 are so mad that the remake looks amazing, you can't stop seething


>>749815582
nothing is off, the new game is CINEMATIC as FUCK. we are just not used to see a zelda in realistic artstyle.

>>749815689
>you old n64 are so mad
Saaaaaar

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>>749815767
redeem now

>>749815586
Looking pretty suavamente

>>749815848
Armor looks like it's made of fucking wax KEK

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>>749816287
>>749816280
n64 faggots will say the game looked better on n64

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>B-B-BUT THE REMAKE IS BAD

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>n-n-n64 WAS THE BEST

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can we just fucking forget about the n64 version, i dont even want it to exist anymore

yo the game cooks

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>>749815189
hell yeah

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>>749819594
Samefag seething kekky

>>749820131
aye, one of them you's belong to me

>>749820131
nostalgia faggot on suicide watch
no one wants to talk about your n64 oldslop anymore, it makes you butthurt LMAOO

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>>749815189
>very first ladder puzzle in deku tree dumbed down to an obvious eye switch
>deku tree web puzzle is braindead now, funnels you right into the jump
>dodongo's skull-eyes hint now moved to the very entrance of the dungeon
>FT (forest temple) entrance now obvious out-of-place hookshot target instead of a thematic tree branch
>FT frozen-eye rotating platform babbified into a basic room, just walk up to a torch and shoot the eye
>FT stalfos battle no longer resurrect, got rid of the middle pit, now just a lame pool of nickelodeon slime that barely damages you
>FT poe block puzzle babbified, no time limit now
>forced deku shield tutorial
>no non-target shielding (crouch stabbing GONE)
>most enemies have an obvious glowing weak point now
>iron knuckle attacks can now be blocked
>enemies do 1/2 damage as original
>wallmasters now have an obvious neon spotlight so babies don't get jumpscared
>wallmasters don't even pose a threat anymore, can literally break free after they grab
>"pocket business scrub" you can summon anytime, for retards who can't even basic resource management
>bottles even easier to get, can get one right away in hyrule market
>only one item slot w/ the fucking BotW infinite slide UI
>retconned hookshot into a fucking clawshot
>shield auto-held in target mode, babies don't even have to press block anymore
>bombable grottos now an obvious cracked circle, no need to search or experiment or anything
>can't walk up drawbridge chains, no more fun
>navi Mario Wonder Flower marvel quips at every little thing
>ingo now inexplicably good-looking with no scowl
>brown + bloom + blur modern anti-soul graphics, but aliased because NS2 can't handle shit
>dark link room full of fartgas
>skyrim baby quest log
>enemies don't respawn
>all blood removed, everywhere
>removed all nods to torture from bottom of well
>CENSORED BOMBCHU GIRL with small tits, above-waist clothes, no navel, not flirty, no more sex eyes
>gave ruto a bra
>ruined zelda
Did I miss anything?

>>749815331
shadow link always did that.

DUDE FOG LMAO

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why are they spoiling the whole game

>>749815582
>what’s wrong with it but there’s something off

It has "hire this man" graphics, there's an inauthenticity to it

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>>749824620

Very organic thread.