Mf thought it was a good idea to tell the world he's had bed bugs for the past year and show pictures of his disgusting skin, literally before boarding a flight to Austin to compete. People were rightly grossed out and didn't want to catch that nasty shit. Organisers banned him and told him to go home.
"Guy"He's one of the best Smash players in the world and he's bene playing these games for 20 years.
>>749841665I would legit have beaten the shit out of him if I came across a faggot this much of a piece of shit.
could be meth tooor both!
What the actual fuck is wrong with nintendies?How do live in a bedbug infested house and not do anything about it? How the fuck does he sleep?
>>749841750embarassing for smashfags
>>749841750>some parasite and / or meth'd out faggot is 'le best' at some children's "fighting" game, how dare you insult him and his amazing feats>>749841853Ever notice how most speedrunners are tendies and... you know... gender benders too?
>>749841665I really wish m2k would take care of himself just a little bit
>>749841665I don't know how people live like this. I stayed in a shitty hotel once and my hip and thigh got eaten alive by bed bugs. It was horrible.
>>749841665Uhhh those look like meth sores
Why are smash players so gross? Is SSB really that good that you can't get off for ~10 mins and shower?
can someone explain in great detail the phenomena of smash/melee players being and living in absolute filth? why do these game attract the dirtiest scum of society?
>>749841750>one of the best>for 20 years>can't afford to get rid of some bugs
how can you tell if its bedbugs? I get a breakout on my hand and calves and I THINK its some undiagnosed skin condition and I've torn my bed apart looking for signs of bugs but nothingalso this>>749841935its straight up tweaker picking sores. he thinks its bugs because to him it is. saw it in my best friend from high school only on his arms and face. he thought he had "magellans", some made up tweaker disease.
>exist in living conditions that cause this >immediate priority: get on a plane to compete in a tournament for a 25 year old nintendo gamemake this make sense
>>749841665those are monkeypox sores
>>749841964Nintendo autism combined with fighting game autism is a scary combination.
>>749841853>What the actual fuck is wrong with nintendies?Arrested Development
>>749841665>Guy>bannedalready wrong
>>749841969You don't get to be the best by wasting your time on a phone call and letting anybody kick you out of your house.
>>749841665I'm more concerned a 40 year old man with money won't spend a week to take care of himself
>>749842013You can see bed bugs with the naked eye and they tend to leave black poop stains wherever they hide. If you aren't seeing any signs of them in cracks or crevices in your bed or other places you might not have them.
>>749841964Low-functioning autism frequently presents with serious executive dysfunction.Things like taking a shower, going to the doctor when sick, changing bedsheets, or cleaning up the house are things that take serious willpower instead of automatic responses.Also why so many of them are unemployed.
>>749842013>he thinks its bugs because to him it is.a scanner darkly
>>749841750lol at your bedbug issue also no need to post bout yourself like this
>>749841665lol m2k
>>749841665>indian sees thread gets capped out>spams it againkill yourself
>>749841665>>749841750He couldn't afford some mexican bitch to clean his house while he wastes his life away on a children's videogame?
>>749841665And people still shit on Sonic fans. Smash subhumans surpassed all fanbases a long time ago.
>>749842149alright I think I'm good. changed my sheets, checked the comforter, flipped the mattress over checking everywhere. did find some weird metal shavings stuck in the fabric but that's it. still itching all over now because of this thread though lmao
smash players are fucking disgusting no wonder Nintendo doesn't want anything to do with you bed bug ridden fucks LMAO
>>749842326He hasn't really won much prize money since like 2021.Likely in very bad financial straights.
>>749842013m2k cant afford meth
>>749841750Bro :skull:
>>749841665Those are might not be bed bugsI get similar red spots on my legs when i eat too much sugar/chocolate
uh oh stinky
>>749841750>40 yo unc can spend half his life getting good at a children's video game but can't spend a few hours making sure he doesn't live in an unsanitary trash dump
>>749842582you are fucking disgusting
>>749842517Very good financial gays tho probably.
>>749842153>Things like taking a shower, going to the doctor when sick, changing bedsheets, or cleaning up the house are things that take serious willpower instead of automatic responses.That's depression, not low functioning autism. Low functioning autism is punching yourself, punching holes in the wall, shitting yourself, and being nonverbal.
>>749842582that does not sound normal
>>749841876You can call them transniggers, kid
>>749842582What level of beetus is bro on??
>>749842582Thats just you having diabetes. And it also doesn't explain the sores on his hands.
>>749842582No retard, that's you being fucking allergic.
>>749842326These are lifetime winnings (nearly 20 years), he did not earn that in an afternoon.
>>749842582
Nigga that’s mew2king
>>749841665why is it so hard for these people to clean their enviroment, and more importantly, themselves?
>>749841853All of their brain process is dedicated to bling bling wawoo better.
>>749841665>Go to FGC event>Drop your contaminated bedbug-filled backpack to the hotel room and the venue floor.>spread your disgusting bedbug infestation to the other buildings.Tourneyfags in a nutshell.
>>749842781with 200k you can live like a king in thailand from birth to death + some leftover for your household ladyboy
>>749842582It's time to see a doctor.
>>749842876Youre right but who the hell is thinking of that at the time in 2007 when he was at his peak?
>>749842153>Things like taking a shower, going to the doctor when sick, changing bedsheets, or cleaning up the house are things that take serious willpower instead of automatic responses.>Also why so many of them are unemployed.
>>749841665>>749842871its crazy how much we take good hygiene for grantedremembering these kinds of people exist and walk among us is always one hell of a wake-up call
I was a property manager for a large apartment community for a few years. Sometimes we'd go into people's homes after they moved out, and their places would be CRAWLING in bed bugs.Another time, a lady came to our office with live bed bugs in an open gift bag to just to show us.
>>749842904id assume, or at least hope, that anyone with a functioning householdif i told me pops at 17 that i wonnered bigly at the vidya tornment he would at least try to lecture me on how to use the money but i guess one of the requirements to be a smash player is to NOT have good parents, or parents at all
>>749842912See a psychiatrist, dude.There's a lot of things that can cause executive dysfunction, and some of them are treatable.
>>749841665Grim.
>>749841750Can he take a shower daily without someone reminding him?
>>749842871YA SEE THAT RIGHT THERETHAT AINT PEETHAT’S SQUIRT
>>749841665I caught a glimpse at OP's pic and thought this thread was about the invasive Yellow Fever mosquito Aedes aegypti that has been terrorizing the west coast this summer. I cannot go outside unless I'm fully covered up or else those bastards will fuck me up.
>>749843000>some of them are treatablewith a bullet to the head LMAO theres no hope
>>749843000I would but I can never get my self the willpower to do it and been in this loop since i turned 18 im 33 nowhonestly just waiting to die in my sleep at this point since iv wasted so much of my life not your probable though i understand pic related for your digits
>>749842326I'm pretty sure someone got him to sign a contract and then steal his money. He's been fucked over multiple times in his life because he's an overly trusting autist.
>all these poor sheltered anons thinking its actually bed bugsSometimes im reminded the lot of you really dont leave your bedrooms and its not just some sitewide bit
>>749841964Tendies are men with the minds of children. And children expect their mother to clean up their room for them, otherwise they wouldn't bother lifting a single finger.
>>749841665Who would choose to live like this? At least with people who don't shower they can't usually tell how bad they stink, but bed bug bites fucking hurt, why WOULDN'T you deal with it??
Who? And from what tournament?
>>749841665that aint bedbugs.
>>749843150adderall withdrawal can make you pick your skin and hallucinate bugs
>>749843150Well what is it then wiseguy?
>>749843231amphetamine abuse
>>749843150It could be both. Meth abuse and bedbugs are both something that wouldn't be beneath an average Meleefag.
>>749841853He literally makes below minimum wage and has severe autism.
>>749843220no lol, addy withdrawal will make you sleep for 36 hours straight and eat a shit ton of foodstaying up for 4 days on adderall will cause you to pick your skin and hallucinate
>>749843231the guy is prob thinking about meth hallucinations causing skin itching, scratching and combined with poor hygiene causes skin issuesIm not sure its believable because a meth addict prob wouldnt be great at video games
>>749841750>one of the best Smash players in the worldThis is a mark of shame and everybody knows it.
>>749841964Adult Children never learned how to take care of themselves or things they owned, thats grown up work.
>>749843285>Im not sure its believable because a meth addict prob wouldnt be great at video gamesnigga adderall and meth are the biggest performance enhancing drugs there are for video games, especially ones like melee
>>749843257Imagine losing to a guy who literally shat himself.
>>749843327adderall, suremeth to the point where it shows on ur skin, no
>>749841665White people are disgusting
>>749843285Meth is the "achiever"-drug some people use to study for exams or to stay awake doing something. Wouldn't be surprising if some pro player develops an addiction.
Smashies are a bunch of bedbug-ridden pedos. Remember that one Smashfag who decapitated his mother? While most Smashies are Nurgle or Slaanesh cultists, that one was a Khornefag.
I was brutally attacked by midges in the Florida keys and it looked like that. They itched for two weeks.
>>749843378they're the same drug, meth is just adderall but stronger.
>>749842326He's been playing for like 2 decades this point.That money looks big but if you spread it out thats less than 10k a year, thats way below the poverty line.
>tfw my legs look like that when i scratch too muchfug
>>749843427Warwick Davis attacked you? What did you do to him?
>>749841964imagine you picked a baby's fighting game and stuck with it for DECADES, now imagine how you must view the world
>>749843486try keto dietor stop using meth
>>749842948I've run into one of them before at a Round 1 Arcade about a month ago.The stink they give off is so bad it makes people leave the building.
>>749842948>among us
>>749843521nah it was an allergy to something i haven't had it in yearsbut when i had to scratch it would look like shit
you now remember the literal Bowserfag who decapitated his mother with a baseball bat
>>749841665As someone who had them, theyre truly horrifying. I am 100% sure i killed them but i fear the items i left in quarentine reinfecting. Never let faggots live with you, they drag these things in
>>749843514Now that im looking at his picture again it looks way worse then mine. He's picking at them, or its a hygiene issue. Anyone know where he lives?
Why do FGC Niggers (literally kek, they're niggers) hate melee so much?
I got bit by bed bugs once and I don't remember them actually bleeding. It was just a lot of small spots all over my arms and legs. He might just have been scratching them too much, or it's something else.
Wasnt there some guy that went to a tourney with a rotting leg some years ago? Am I making that up or did that happen?
>>749843618He was in South Africa for a while but I think he moved back to Florida.
Its kinda tough as an autist to deal with the smellingYou don't notice it urself obviously, you avoid other people anyway due to social issues so the semi-strangers dont come up to you to tell you you smell.For them successfull hygiene has to be some learned routine where you do things following imaginary rules other people convinced you of being a good idea even if theres no feedback to things you're doing.
>>749843624because of the players
>>749843653this is accurate
>>749841876Fuark bro I'm not that far gone but this shit really puts into perspective what kind of people get good at certain games like fgs
>>749841665Welfare niggers should be beaten to death. Yes that i cludes whaite welfare niggers.
>>749843653Just shower every other day and you're good.You can't smell your own odor, at least not at full strength.
>>749841750>best in the world at a casual kid's fighting game
>>749842013>its straight up tweaker picking sores. he thinks its bugs because to him it is.it's definitely not bed bugs cause those look more like zits and are in clusters of 3 but it could be flea bites, mosquito bites his scratched the fuck out of, spider bites or if he lives in the boonies some other swamp ass bug (maybe tweaker shit too of course)
>>749841665I agree with the people saying tweaker. He very well might have bedbugs but bedbug bites don't look like that. They tend to king of bite in a line and are usually quite small just little red dots. but those definitely look like the classic meth scabs. I remember once walking into a taco bell and seeing one of the guys working the food line with his arms just covered in sores like that and I walked right out of there.
>>749842582You have a food allergy
>>749843653>>749843721autists also need to know to apply deodorant, just showering wont work
>>749843650Midges are extremely small mosquitoes, and the bites last way longer. Super common in wet/warm areas like Florida. Dunno about south Africa. I just know they talk really slow there
>>749843649Plenty of fat retards get erysipelas infection on their feet but then refuse to go to the doctor, treat it with painkillers instead. So the skin infection turns to gangrene as the bacteria eats the flesh underneath. Dumbest of all erysipelas gets treated with simple Penicillin prescription so its one of the cheapest antibiotics treatments out there.
why are there so many normalfags here
>>749842720/v/ jannies are pretty banny, gotta be careful here
>>749843792most of us shower, have sex and are skinny with well paying jobs.
>>749841665>mutilated disfigured penis>covered in bugsis m2k the most punished smash player?
I got banned from my local Smash scene for calling a Link player a dickless cuck. AMA
>>749843759I'm clean, but havent worn deodorant in over 10 years. Never been a problem, and ive never had complaints. It makes women horny. Pheromones are underrated.
>>749843792I had bedbugs for a year as a kid due to no fault of my own. It was an absolutely horrific experience. Anyone who allows this shit to spread should be put in prison.
>>749842608Sadly you don't have to be messy to get bedbugs. They hitch rides on people. Sit down in a chair at some business that previously had someone sitting in it that had bedbugs and that's all it takes.
>>749843846>but havent worn deodorant in over 10 years. Never been a problem, and ive never had complaints. It makes women horny. Pheromones are underrated.
>>749841750so a child molester too
>>749843792they invaded in droves 10 years ago and haven't left
>>749843751They do if you keep scratching like a retard. My brother did when we had this shit happen.
>>749843808I got banned for showing a picture of Aidens penis in the Hellraiser game. First the picture was deleted then I told them to get rid of the loli threads and called them a faggot. Then I was banned.
>>749841891I got chiggers once in Yellowstone Park. Right in the crotch. Not the balls or penis, just like my inner thighs and area out to the hip. And the fag in OP's pic looks like 50x worse than that. It was horrible. I can't imagine having shit like that all over my body.
>>749843823>m2k had to dispel the 2020 by confessing to his dick getting jewed to the point of it not working honestly, probably TKD
I just feel bad for him. Jason needs a caretaker badly.
>>749843851I got scabies from the seat belt in a cop car. It sucked.
>>749843257This shit goes to show that becoming good at videogames is a worthless as shit if these kind of creatures can then what value does it have
What are Smash Bros fans the most disgusting fucking animals on earth?
What's so bad about having bed bugs? We just want to survive, same as you.
are bedbugs enough proof that metaphysical evil is real?
>>749843139I will tell you with conviction and absolute certainty that it isn't too late.I'm 30, told myself the same thing for a very, very long time, and just pulled myself out of my spiral quite recently.Time is indeed a thief, but that "it's too late" shtick, it's your cope talking, buddy.You might not become the man you think you should have been, and that's okay.You must still try, not because your life is limited, but because you deserve a life that doesn't make your skin crawl with shame.See a fucking psychiatrist, Anon.
>>749843972i think the last time he had one it was some dude who was basically just living off his disability and not actually doing anything for him
>>749843875if a woman finds you attractive enough to marry its pretty likely they dont mind your natural smell too much
>>749843150So I found out that I'm allergic to bedbugs, actually because I went over to a friend's house to play Smash. Pic related is not me, and I did not actually get bedbugs. The left image is kinda what bedbugs look like when I get them, the right image is what begbugs bites are supposed to look like. I went over to his place 2 or 3 times, I had these ridiculously itchy, gigantic welts on my skin, and then on the last time I went to his place, I finally found a bedbug crawling on me, and when I got home I put all of my clothes that I had ever worn to his place in a plastic bag I had, all of my bedding, everything, and threw it all away immediately and never went over there again. These welts were so fucking gigantic and itchy that my pulse throbbing in my neck would scratch the ones on my neck and on my collarbone. They would not go away. I had to sit still, in bed, rubbing cream on my bites every time I woke up, doing nothing but sleep for a week to even get them to go away. It is the itchiest thing I've ever felt. I'm very much aware that it could probably be meth or whatever random holes that homeless people get in their skin from doing drugs, but I can also see a world where, if someone was allergic to bedbugs like I am and was living in a house infested with them, you'd probably eventually go mad and just start itching the things like a madman.
>>749843850>immigration brought bedbugs back from the brink of extinction immigration is the literal worst
>>749843875Hey fatty! If you weren't soo fat, you wouldn't have to put on poisonous garbage that'll give you cancer in a few years just to smell good in public.
>>749841665king of underselling who this is by just saying a guythis is mew2king one of the most prolific smash bros players in the game's historyand the game and it's community is well known for being a refuge for barely functioning mentally retarded man children i'd say a large, a very large portion of the mash bros community belongs locked up in a mental institution for the rest of their lives
>>749841853my last neighbor had a bedbig infestation that i only learned about and was the victim of when he diedhe hated almost everybody (except me)he was diabetic and had one of his legs amputatedhe refused to let people into his home unless it was medics carting him off to the hospitali noticed he scratched a lot, but thought it was due to mosquitos (there were a lot where i lived and he kept his door open to feed a (flea ridden) straywhen he died, i took in his coat rack, which had "friends"when i discovered that i had bedbugs in my home after getting terrible bites, i checked the dumpster where his matress was and it was COVERED in bedbug detritus, so i marked it BEDBUGS in big red markercaught some other neighbors trying to haul it back to their place and had to tell them to stop and turn aroundholy shit, i battled with those fucks for months. i caught a few and they survived without food or water for 90+ dayscompletely fucked my sleep schedulemoved and took precautions to not bring them with me, and have been free of them for over a yearFUCK THOSE THINGS
>>749844104I sniff my wife's armpits when we fuck. Her smell turns me into an animal.
>>749841665bedbugs are a fucking curse broI'd rather get rats, ants, spiders, roaches at the same time
>>749842582You're the chosen one
>>749844250Spiders are fine. I have a few pet jumping spiders in the home, I leave them be. Also in my basement there is a big, fat, gleaming black widow, it's a shy spider and I've only seen it a few times. But it slays all the bugs.
>>749843836i don't even remember which factions ran the hizacks, but they were cool afzeon kept winning in the style department even after the war
>>749844281Spiders are a godsend. Keeps those other fuckers out and they mind their own business. I fucking love wolf spiders scurry around my kitchen all you want as long as I never see a single roach idgaf.
disgusting fucking thread, why do we have actual married normalfags and sex-havers here. fuck off back to twitter and instagram, fucking faggots, kill yourselves
>>749841665>GuyThat's M2K show some goddamn respect for the plague-infested autistic bastard
>>749843649That was Marn. Not smash but yes. Fat duck would literally roll off the stage
>>749844217People on Reddit consider bedbugs a PTSD-level event. Would you agree?Also, kudos to you for helping out the neighbor post-death.
>>749841778retard
Why aren't there any competitive fighting game players who focus on hygiene, mindful meditation, and exercise to clear and sharpen their mind and perform at their best?
>>749842153>mfw all of those but employedLeast im in the upper half of autists for being employed haha
>>749841964The stereotype is true and I've seen it first hand but in this case mewtwoking is known to be super ultra autistic to the point of needing guardianship. He has an excuse at least. Why all his guardians have let him get this point I cant say
>>749844390>PTSD-level eventi don't think i went to sleep before 5am for about a year, if that answers your question
>>749843792Because someone has to feed you and entertain you with messages and images, lower being.
>>749844493Naw, fuck that. May you never see another bedbug in your life.
>>749844349I have hobo spiders trying to get in this time of the year. A jumping spider 1/10th their size will hunt and kill 'em. Hobo spiders are dumb. Jumping spiders have been IQ tested and they're quite literally as smart as a housecat. Also the family includes the only VEGAN spider lol.
>>749843759Nah, Deodorant isn't needed.They gotta learn to do Laundry.
>>749842670Nope it isn't. Many people diagnosed with asperger's are quite often diagnosed with depression and have problems with substance abuse too.
>>749844173This guy gets it. Let the ovulating women chase our smells.
>>749841665Feel bad for the guy, but good. Fuck that. You can't do the rest of society until you aren't living in a bug infested hellhole. Sorry.
>>749844173>>749844104>>749844569>>749844590
>>749842720No, they're called SO NYGGERS
>>749844217>bedbig infestationThose are the worst infestations, causing you to downsize and such... Joking aside, that sounds awful. I am a poorfag and have taken furniture from the side of the road sometimes but I scan it several times like a hawk to ensure there are no bugs. Luckily I've not had any problems over 15 years of doing this.
>>749843150I'm going to call it a win that I have never seen or been exposed to bedbugs and therefore can't identify them.
>>749844569Bad diet makes you smell rancid. Fat autists and hard core alcoholics smell putrid.
>>749844683That too.They also dont brush their teeth or use mouth wash.
>>749844683People who have indoor pets too.
>>749841665It's funny because this isn't a recent thing. You don't get to that level of disgusting scabbiness from a week or two of getting bitten, he's been getting eaten alive for months if not years and just didn't do anything about it other than say "Wow this sucks" on social media. Just commit this retard to a social program that oversees him at this point, he clearly needs the oversight.
>>749841964>why does the guy that has time to play 50k hours of a nintendo game not appear to function normally
>>749844281>>749844349yeah spiders are bros, but I meant shit like brown recluses, the fags can fuck off
>>749841750That explains a lot.
>>749841665Those are roach bites. His room is filled with rotting food.
>>749841964Imagine for a moment the kind of creature that will spend a gazillion hours playing a shitty kids party game.
>>749844724I think it's meth. Bedbugs need fresh blood, some of those scabs are old and scarred at the edges from picking.>>749844734I only tolerate Black Widows who stay in the dark corners, and jumping spiders who have the run of the house. Everything else is fine OUTSIDE.I saw a tarantula on the outside of the house once, bigger than my hand, fat and plump. In the summer. They don't live here, must have hitched a ride from down south on a truck. Right on the outside of my house. It must have died in the winter, never saw any babies thank fuck.
>>749844109I've never seen bed bug bites look like the less severe picture on the right
>>749844667i know what to look for nowalways store your luggage off the floor and bed when you stay at hotels/airbnbsbe extremely suspicious of any used furniture, going so far as never even tempting fateif you have them, bag your shit, prop up your bed, use cimexa, and move if you can
>>749844630I'm sorry you've never experienced healthy intimacy. Drink more water and eat organic fruit.
>>749841853bing bing wahoo!
>>749844819I've run out of DEET in the Boundary Waters and never had bug bites like OP's pic.
>>749844819they give me wheals, which are itchy ass 1-cm across blisters that scar. and the fucks usually bite 3 times in a "breakfast-lunch-dinner" pattern to make it even worse.
To be fair, bedbugs are a fucking nightmare and you can do everything right and still get them.One time, my gf and I started getting bedbug bites and couldn't figure out why. We put a bunch of shit on the mattress and started sleeping in a two person hammock with double sided tape on the legs to stop them, but some still made the climb to bite us and escape. I kept researching online and found they could travel through walls, so I bought a bunch of diatomaceous earth, and a puffer, and lined every room with it, and sprayed it through every wall opening or port. That solved the problem.Days later, I saw people throw their furniture in the dumpsters. I think somebody in the building had bedbugs, and they were just traveling through the walls eating everyone. What a nightmare creature
>>749844849>being this insecure and projectingI have had laid naked with girls the whole day kissing and having sex. I also know when to put deodorant. Hope this helps!
>>749844847I always lift the sheets and check the seam of the mattress in hotels before I bring anything into the room. Quickest way to find out.
>>749841750maybe he should stop
>>749844912btw a telltale sign of bedbug bites is a line. They usually bite you in a line, 3 to 5 (or more) bites in a straight line.
>>749841964What's there to explain? It's just autism.
I'm a neet and my bedroom is super duper clean. Making my bed, picking things up off the floor, keeping things organized, vacuuming, and keeping the room dust free is very therapeutic. Invest in a corded blower to blast dust out of hard-to-reach places and vacuum it up when it settles.
>>749841778What's the goal of larping as a tough guy?
>>749844995Got two Yous.
>>749841778kek you got the two smelling autists to reply to you mad
>>749841665>i don't see the problem here
>>749841750No one gives a fuck. He's a filthy subhuman living in pajeet-tier squalor
>>749844217I guess I should consider myself lucky I’ve never gotten bed bugs from picking up old abandoned crts and game consoles. The worst I’ve had was roaches crawling out of a free original ps3 I received.
>>749842824kekI hadn't seen Wilford in a while...
Is it just part of the meta to show up as stinky as possible to distract your opponent?
>>749845231If you out aura the opponent and they quit because of your smell thats a free win!You could win an air fryer or something
>>749845231It's weak compared to Bobby Fischer's game. When he took the championship he knew Boris was Jewish.
>>749844217I think I'm from a part of the country that doesn't have them or something but my parents never told me anything about them, or how to deal with them. But I moved into a crappy apartment building in rural New York State and crackhead neighbors might've brought them into the building. But I started noticing weird beetle bugs on my gaming couch and I didn't know what they were.Fast forward a month and I'm sleep deprived, I can't take it anymore, it's 5am, I have a hatchet in my hand and I'm loudly demolishing my furniture into carryable pieces so I can take it all into the dumpster. They've infested everything, I was totally overwhelmed, had no idea it could get that bad. Fast forward 5 years from that and i've dealt with them two other times in other buildings. But I've become literally Gary Busey at killing these things. I'm their worst nightmare, I'm John Goodman in arachnophobia. There are different chemical powders you can use, but you know what gives me the most satisfaction? A flashlight and a bic lighter. They aren't nearly as sneaky as they think they are. I may have lost my mind.
I think the real reason Nintendo is slow-rolling any new Smash announcement for the Switch 2 is so that more of the ancient, filthy, disease-ridden, poverty-stricken Melee players die in ditches somewhere first so that they don't taint the new scene with their foul presence when it comes around.
How do you live with constant BO? How do you hold a job or buy groceries without someone calling you out for their smell?
>>749841750Thats why soitendo and especially smashbros need to be erased from history.
>>749843792I've probably been on this site longer than you and I take showers every day or two.
>>749845310
>>749844390>People on Reddit consider bedbugs a PTSD-level event. Would you agree?They absolutely can be. But some people choose willful ignorance and bedbugs fuck up their health big-time. They pretend getting drained every night is no big deal and their health severely suffers. For others who fight the bugs, almost nothing really works and they make you tired and weak all the time, while your body is covered in itchy sores.They CAN be beaten though. With diatemecuous earth and an airtight mattress cover. Keep in mind, they can survive for YEARS in there, so basically never open it again. And the earth, it's basically fiberglass and will fuck you up if you breathe it, but it's impenetrable for those bastards so apply it appropriately. Kill all bedbugs, drive them to extinction.
>>749841665why is it always smash bros KEK
>>749841665what the fuck I thought it'd be a random nobody but it's m2K KEK hahahaahah
>>749845267Is it really winning if you lose your dignity along the line? Oh what am I saying, these are Smash players. They play a children's game competitively. They have no dignity.>>749845297I still think you should shower before such an event
>>749845310At my cabin we got fleas one time, probably from leaving the door open and the lights on when it was hot. It was a nightmare, had to use diatomaceous earth, a spray, and also these glueboard traps to finally cure the infestation. The fuckers are immune to poison while pupating too. So you have to do several treatments. I still have no idea why they came in, maybe some animal had passed by the door and they hopped off? Fleas don't even exist freely in the wild, they need to ride around on animals.
Thread lead me down a rabbithole. Never had bed bugs but apparently it's common. I'm not letting anyone ever come to my house.
>>749845387The FGC literally dealt with a similar problem
>>749845431BTW never stay in a hotel. The smart money is on buying a tent and sleeping in state parks and KOA's, if you want to avoid bedbugs.
>>749845231I haven't been in a gaming competition since some Guitar Hero stuff a while back but if my opponent showed up looking like a diseased leper, it would definitely throw me off balance wondering wtf is going on
>>749844390nta but yeah. Someone that we allowed to crash on the couch for a few months brought the fucking things into our house, and it took a long fucking time to get rid of them. Any time I get a painful itch my brain screams at me "oh god it's all over."
>>749845435I remember yugioh also has a smell problem
>>749842462>still itching all over now because of this thread though lmaoNever caught them either, but the unit next to me had them once and this fucked me up the worry was brutal. I should have pre-exterminated my place, I could afford it and the peace of mind would have been worth it.
>>749843846>>749844104>>749844173>>749844590Real Indian hours in here
>>749845507All TCGs suffer from this.I tried going to a game store during a MtG tournament, worst mistake of my life.
>>749844667nigga, I legit thought bedbugs were a meme and some shit parents just told their kids before bed. Never bothered to look them up cause no reason. All that stopped 2 years ago when I had to deal with an almost year long battle with them. The amount of shit I had to throw out, the amount of bite scars on my arms that looked like heroine addict track marks I had to hide, the amount of sleep I lost. To this day no clue how I got them and even more fortunate, I was able to slowly weed them out for good without having to do away with every earthly possession I own (almost) and moving away. From then on, I'm like motherfucking Sherlock Holmes whenever I change my sheets or visit places. Just fucking closely examining cushions at every seam.
>>749845472Poison Damage -30 HP
>>749845536Yeah, I live innawoods. If I get fleas or bedbugs, it's over dude. game over.
>>749845507What's so hard about showering and wearing freshly washed clothes before you show up?
>>749842904if he earned most of his winnings in 2007 why didnt he just invest in boomer stocks and 20x his shit?
This thread is making me itch, and I'm paranoid. I'm going to get rid of my ugly ass old rug on my next day off. I need to pre-purge this place so there isn't even a chance of getting them.
>>749845027You're the third one, lmao
>>749844390dealing with bed bug infestations is pretty simple if you're proactive about doing something about it instead of just letting it be for some reason. diatomaceous earth. as soon as you notice bites, put it out, any bug walks across it, dead just like that. dries them out like salt to slugs.
>>749841665Why's this shit thread being spammed it's the fourth time I see a variation around that picture. Last time the fag op tried to spin it about competitive smash.
>>749843879His dick doesn't work anymore so he can't even be one if he wanted to
>>749845648Nice try, fucker. I'm already hiding in one of your ballsack folds. You will hear from us very soon
Bed bugs are fucking awful I had to pay to have them sprayed at two different places I lived in cause I was the only one who could come up with $1000
>>749845648>making me itch, and I'm paranoidCompared to fleas and the mother fucker of all insects phorid flies, bed bugs are like slow, retarded cattle. As far as finding them, they aren't that big of a deal, look up under your mattress, under your couch, bedbugs always hide on the underside of something.
>>749845691I slept on a bed absolutely covered in diatomaceous earth for months, they kept on coming. Sometimes it works and other times you scream at god
>>749844390Yes, it's not only a reddit opinion. I thought people were exaggerating when I read about bedbug stories as a teenager, only to learn the full brunt of what it truly means 9 years later. They make you paranoid and are extremely durable. Even today I look at corners in my new house
>>749845568>fleasEasy solution. Get some bowls or cups, and some of those little candles with the metal bases that float. Put water and some soap into the dish, then light the candle and float it on top before you go to bed. Best if you have 2 or 3 of these. The heat tricks them into jumping towards it, then they fall in the water. But with the soap, the surface tension is too strong for them to escape, so they drown. If you have a flea problem and deploy this contraption, it'll be full of dead bugs by morning. Do it every night until the bowls are empty, then a few more to make sure.
>>749841750all I'm hearing is that bedbug guy is the best the smash community has to offer
>>749843767You wouldn't believe some of the shit I've seen delivering food to these fucks. It's really not worth the money wondering if you're going to get met with a biohazard at the door.
>>749845541Keep using scented everything so you can't smell anything anymore. Being able to smell pheromones is a super power. I can tell when people are happy, sad, angry, stressed, or horny.>Indians smell like shit because they live, breathe, and eat shit.
>>749845751>extremely durableNiggas can live off a feeding for like 6 months or so. Even when you think you've gotten rid of them, all it takes is one nigga coming out the woodwork and restarting the whole process.
>>749842013Morgellon's disease. It's a form of delusional parasitosis. One of the tells is that they will pick scabs and store them in a matchbox or similar container. They think fibers are growing out of their skin but really they've got all these damp, sticky wounds from picking, and fibers from clothing or just from their hair or their cat's hair get stuck in their oozing wounds.
I got no bed bugs thankfully but I haven't showered or really changed my clothes in over a month now. Needless to say, I am neet. Do feel increasingly like a freak in the supermarket. My bedroom floor on my right bedside is covered in gray skin goop because I like rubbing off the excess dead skin/sweat.
>>749845739>I slept on a bed absolutely covered in diatomaceous earth for monthsThat's not how you are supposed to used that... also, that's extremely fucking dangerous.
>>749845804Please tell your worst stories anon
>>749845771do you really want to exterminate these things
>>749845965Yes. Death to all parasites.
>>749845941>That's not how you are supposed to used thatI know at this point but we were at our wits end, we spread it fucking everywhere. on the beds, carpets, furniture etc etc. I think it contributed to getting rid of them but the ones we had didn't just "diatomaceous earth and die">also, that's extremely fucking dangerousI imagine that it can fuck up your lungs or something. If I get the misfortune of experiencing those bastards again, I'll either be more careful, or kill myself.
>>749841665Wtf is wrong with tendies
One thing about ants that never gets mentioned, google barely acknowledges and Redditors refuse to believe - ants eat the fuck out of each other. Their own brood I mean. I can't speak for all ant species but the typical tiny black ones you see indoors, they cannabilize the shit out of their own family members. They don't take them away to bury them to "keep the colony free from disease" no lol, they eat their dead like it's a barbeque and for some reason this is taboo knowledge and ants are some sort of protected insect above such behavior.Long story short, if you kill any ants without using chemicals, immediately clean up.
>>749845941Doesn't that stuff make roaches explode from the inside? I worked at a pool store and its used a lot in sand filters.
>>749845838Are you 9 ft tall, covered in fur? And do you have distinctive ursine features, and a mostly carnivorous diet?
>>749846057It's basically super sharp sand and it shreds the exoskeleton of any insects/spiders that cross it. They then die of dehydration.
>>749842608Dude has a non-functional dick, give him some slack.
ok I'm scared about bedbugs now. how do I prevent colonies
>>749846082They put it in rice, if you ever rinse your rice (you should) that whitish milky looking stuff is mostly diatomaceous earth (plus rancid surface oils). It kills bugs and especially smaller softer bugs like larvae.
>>749846121Don't bring used bullshit into your house, for starters... If you happen to get a wife, good fucking luck, bitches love yard sales/goodwill/other bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldRhTmU5fe4
Surprised he never trooned out, seems like the perfect candidate.
>>749846121don't take in second hand furniture mostly, avoid hotels and if you go to one keep your luggage off the floor as was said. If someone stays at your house there's still a chance but the chances of someone who has their own house and life and is just staying over one day, well that's gonna be low chance, but if you let someone who's been couch surfing stay over, well you get the idea I'm sure
>>749846064Nah. Just care a great deal about my health and body and hate pharmajew poisons. Our lack of smell is a huge reason why we get tricked by shitty people who appear normal.
>>749846057>>749846082???I thought it clogged their "pores" since they "breathe" through their exoskeletons and basically suffocated them, kinda like gluing the gills shut on a fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=matFfVk3eTI
>>749841665Looks like my leg and my issue is that my mosquito nets got vandalized so I'm getting the fuck bit out of me for now. The reason it looks so disgusting is because you scratch>dont scratch idiot!!! You can't control it while asleep
Bed bugs look like this. Notice the flat body and prominent segmented abdomen with only vestigial wings. Size is 1-7 millimeters. Of all places, Reddit is good at identifying bedbugs. It's one of the only things they are useful for.
>>749841964They're like pokemon/mtg card players of the fgc world.
>>749846178it's funny that you think this when it's actually that most people don't practice the social skills that build the unconscious mechanisms gut instinct comes from.
>>749846224I look like this
>>749846121I said it earlier, but if you have to stay in a hotel lift the sheets and check the seam of the mattress.
>>749846224god, fuck. Looking at those pieces of shit still fucks me up.
>>749846239Nigger
>>749846198Negative. It's sharp, ground up fossils, and it cuts up their exoskeletons. They then dry out.
>>749846121An airtight mattress cover will prevent them from colonizing it. But if you live in an apartment building or whatever, then that won't be enough. Don't be paranoid though, most people never have to deal with this bullshit and you probably won't either.
>>749843596Is there a single "normal" smash player?
>>749846292>dat hairline>23 years old
>>749846232Where do you think our gut feelings come from? Like how you smell food before you taste it.
>>749841665come on now who hasn't had a lil tendo leg now and again
>>749841853They can't spend money on bed bug spray or deodorant. Those Nintendo funko pops aren't gonna pay for themselves.
Never had bed bugs, fortunately... however...>Live in fear of the brown recluse>Never see one in my life>Finally buy a house>Three days after move in, get fucking jump scared by a brown recluse>Then another>Then another>Whole house is infested with my worst nightmareIt's under control now, but fuck me, I hate those things. Still find one every now and then during the spring.
>>749846292I love how their mugshots always look like they were dragged out of bed at 3pm
>>749842948It is wild to think how many people dont even wash their hands after taking a shit (not to mention "people" who use their bare hand to wipe their ass off)
>>749846415I had to use my bare hand to wipe my ass once at a hotel that would only give one roll of tp at a time. I ran out mid shit and just crouched in the shower wiping my ass
>>749846368One time a brown recluse was hiding in my sister's shoe and bit between her 4th and 5th toe when she put it on, and she almost lost them both But we've got good genes and her body healed. I got bit by a bunch of black widows when I was a kid, grabbing a wood from the pile which apparently pissed them off. I was sick for a week or two but it was alright.Kill spiders
>>749845959>>749845959I'm not a medfag or anything so it's hard to give a description beyond the shit is absolutely vile. I kind of feel guilty feeding slop to them but you can only blame yourself if you end up obese and rotting alive. You can't even see the floor or anything in a lot of their apartments. They drop shit randomly throughout the day but they are too fat to even bend over and pick it up. There is this tranny who orders and it fucking burns my nose just standing by the door for 15 seconds. I assume it has to be a crotch wound causing it or something for it to get that bad. Death, rot, sulphur, and cat litter.
>>749846368As someone who is afraid of spiders, trust me, bed bugs are worse. Once you have them you literally can't get rid of them. The only thing you can do is keep your place immaculate for as long as you don't move.
>>749846336>Where do you think our gut feelings come from?subtle shifts in demeanor, intonation, body language. Our sense of smell isn't nearly as strong as animals that rely on it socially, but our visual processing is really good at stuff like what I just mentioned. This isn't up for debate, if your gut feelings with people aren't working out for you then you need more experience with people for your brain to run the background "how do we feel about this" stuff.it also works when reading text online interestingly enough, it just works, differently
>>749842326>18 year old doesnt understand that's not a lot of money at all
>>749846415I still dont understand the hand wiping thing. What do they do with the poop on their hand? Why would you do that instead of grabbing ANYTHING nearby?
>>749844917>hOpE tHiS HeLpS!
>>749846509They are not human, they are incranation of very low level demons
>>749846475I'm not afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of the brown recluse, because it has necrotic venom that literally causes your flesh to rot and slough off. You can lose a fucking leg if you're unlucky.
>>749841750Maybe he should have learned to clean his house in those 20 years.
>>749846057You're thinking borax
>>749846368Brown recluses actually rarely bite people. Spider bites are often actually just staph infections. There was a house in Kansas that a family of four lived in. It had previously been the home of some famous wild west guy, I think Wild Bill Hickok. The family would see the spiders from time to time but never got bit over the course of about 20 years. Anyways eventually in 2002 they had scientists come over to study and remove the spiders. 2,055 spiders were removed. Only about 400 were big enough to cause envenomation though.
>>749846057oh, if you get the stuff, don't use the kind they sell at the pool store.
>>749841665>Tournament publicly announced his ban for fear of spreading bugsThis might take the cake for the most embarrassing Smash player moment of all time. Even more than lots of them getting exposed as groomers.
>>749846439Emergency situation is different from the cultural norm in countries where incidentally dysentery runs rampant
>>749841853>Arrested Development>>749842082this poor guy is probably still wearing diapers playing bing bing wahoos while bedbugs drill into his flesh and shit all over his house
>>749841665how do you live with bedbugs for a year without killing yourself or setting your house on fire? i had a year of PTSD after I got rid of them.
I saw this same exact thread get deleted earlier today.
>>749843820ughhow boring
>>749846610>Brown recluses actually rarely bite peopleYes, thankfully, but it can still happen.>Spider bites are often actually just staph infections.That's just some bullshit spiderfags say. It's like the shithead sharkfags who try to tell people that sharks aren't actually interested in eating humans. Then a retard falls off a cruise ship and gets taken down by sharks within seconds.
>>749842517>Likely in very bad financial straights.very bad financial hormuzes
>>749843820this, but I am also a fag
>>749846639Not that embarrassing, apparently Europe is becoming overrun with bedbugs. You can guess the reason why.
>>749845606>investing at the peak of a bubblegrim
>>749842827literally who?
>>749846471:-(
>>749844057>metaphysical evil is real?nah, that's ontological evil, not metaphysical
>>749841665He should just tell them it's chiggers
>>749841665those are not bed bug bites
>>749846042I had an absolute plague of ant colonies around my house(or one mega-colony with a ton of franchises), fuckers were everywhere. Kinda hilarious in some respects - they tried to live in my burn barrel, and ran for their fucking lives like tiny roaches when things lit up.I can't imagine a single person who's ever had an ant problem, viewing them as anything other than an absolutely vile, disgusting, evil scourge, to be destroyed on sight with no mercy, and no restraint. I used to enjoy watching ant wars on the sidewalks, too. Now I just start thinking of genocide.
>>749841778>try to attack him>get devoured by his bed bugs
>>749841665No more video games.Fix your shit bro.
>>749843820t. twink codemonkey
>>749845572It shouldnt be hard, but the kind of person who isnt showering in the first place is so anti-social they dont give a fuck.
>>749846479So blind people can't get gut feelings? All of their social decision making is reliant on just sound? Just say you can't smell emotions. We all can, we just lost the ability with everything being scented 24/7. Try and experiment with it. Can you tell when a woman is ovulating by just "watching" her? Can you tell when a healthy looking person is sick by "watching" them?
>>749843792They are normgroid redditors who want say edgy things without the fear of losing karma
autistic bald neckbeard only plays video games and never showers or cleans house
Bed bugs are a psychic virus. When you become aware of their existence you invite them into your life. Even thinking about them increases the likelihood you will encounter them. They have supernatural properties.
>>749846985Many are saying this
>>749842153>have a job, shot really low and am a disappointment to my family but it pays my rent>super disorganized apartment, laundry all over the floor, usually fighting a losing battle against the dishes in my sink, lazy about cleaning the fridge and bathroom, but at least get off my ass once in a while when it reaches critical mass or i read about something like this>can't keep up with most adult responsibilities and pursuits but at least i shower every daywhat does this make me, medium-functioning
>>749846862>So blind people can't get gut feelings?Now, it's on me for saying that our visual processing is really good, and not saying our sound processing does this well too, but I did VERY CLEARLY say "intonation" which is one of the factors you absolute fucking goof.we pick up on these things from audio and visual cues the most strongly, which I described in the post in the first place.
>>749846368That's fucking terrifying.Im glad I live in New England. I wish there were some magical device to make me not scared of insects anymore, but in lieu of that Ill just keep trucking along in colder climates.
>>749842153that's not low functioning autism lol
>>749844173>equating deodorant to "poisonous garbage"Of all the silly brown people shit I see posted here, this might be the silliest.
>>749844173Most deodorant is made of aluminum powder. Aluminum is one of the most common metals you live near. You're a fat loser cuck.
>>749847112Keep rubbing toxic metals into your lymph nodes. Please don't stop.
>>749847073Yeah but you guys have the highest prevalency of Lyme disease.
>>749844917> with girlsmultiple of then at the same time?
>>749847112>but Dr. Soiberg (sponsored by Johnson & Johnson) said it's healthy and important!You probably use fluoride toothpaste too.
>>749841750>He's one of the best Smash players in the world>best player at a game made for little children
>>749844917Dogs don't count.
>work in an inpatient psych>patients come in with bags because our hospital is too retarded to store shit off site>every so often get people who bring in gear loaded with bed bugs or roaches>roaches infest random parts of the hospital every so often because of this>they aren't even mentally ill most of the time, just too lazy to work or clean themselves>they get violent and throw shit when they can't have a slightly larger cup of juice like the rail thin heroin addict who still holds down a full time job despite being a schizoid>the actual schizophrenics who come in are usually very clean and like drawing pictures or talking about video games>not a single one has had bedbugswe need gulags in alaska to store these cretins so they won't bother normal crazy people (or their handlers)
>>749842871how much to drink it /v/
>>749844382Thats right I remember the clip of him rolling off the stage. Knew I wasnt hallucinating that shit
>>749841853For as much I'd like to shit on the tendies bedbugs are cockroaches on steroids and extremadely hard to deal with. A single one of them in any house can start a huge infestation and they can survive for months without feeding.
>>749841778You wouldnt have done shit expect cry on 4Trans
>>749846639Nah its more of a sequel to the Stinky Day.
>>749847390Got a clip handy?
>>749846667C'mon jannies
>>749847187Deodorants are usually just perfumes. You're confusing them with aluminum salt based anti-perspirants.
>>749842871That is so fucked up.
>>749847482Nah Ive seen it oodles of times posted in /fgg/ but I never saved it
>>749846667>>749847496Clearly the one meleefag janny went to sleep. You have to understand that burger mods are more sensitive.
>>749847371>carry around gear with roaches and or bedbugs>not mentally illpick one
>>749847241Yeah but you typically arent gonna find a nymph tick wandering in your house.Im not an outdoorsy person. The great outdoors are beautiful, but vastly overrated thanks to insects.
>>749843068To at least protect your home, there exists a laser mosquito killer. Buy one of those.
>>749846415>falling for the toilet paper jewYou rub bleached sandpaper on your ass and pay for it. Your ass pores are clogged with microplastics.
>>749847012just do an hour a day cleaning before bed and you'll be high functioning in a couple days
>>749847562This is true.
>Smash Bros tournamentA. k. a., retardate magnet.
>>749846610>Brown recluses actually rarely bite people. and pitbulls rarely kill toddlers
>>749844061NTA but nice to see a sincere post trying to build other people up and get them to stop the self-sabotage pity partiesAnd I agree 100%
>>749843836The more they isolate the ones speaking the truth, the more they will get into s purity spiral. And the more they will alienate reasonable people. How do you feel?
>>749846610They're still dangerous enough that in countries like Australia you have to tap your shoes against a wall before you put them on just in case a spider decided to turn it into a cozy nest during the night.
>>749847436Dude, it's fucking easy to NOT have bedbugs in the first place
>>749847570I haven't seen any inside and I've only gotten bitten going outside. What's really disturbing about this species of mosquito is that they seem to be active even at night and in the early morning. I've made the mistake of going out wearing shorts during those periods and have gotten bites all over my legs at both times. For the foreseeable future, I'm going to just cover up with pants + long sleeves.
>>749847556I was testing pool water for a guy once. When he handed me his sample a small roach crawled out of his shirt and ran across the counter. He had zero reaction like it didnt happen. Just kept casually talking to me.
>>749847678I've heard it's also common to tap a stick around while you go walking in Ausland so that potentially dangerous snakes get spooked offWhat a fucking meme of a country
>>749843380Ashy buckbrokie typed this.
>>749843846Everyone can tell that you reek
>>749841750I'm sorry to tell you but him being a bed bug freak is more interesting than his supposed accomplishment, and he is certainly some "guy" if he wasn't a bed bug creature
>>749847678Yeah my friend lived in the basement jn college and he always had to shake the blankets every night before he went to sleep
>>749846823LOL
>>749844576aspergers is high functioning autism you contradictory prick
>Here's that athlete (e-"""""sports""""") I was telling you about
>>749841778>I'm going to beat up a sperg with mental disabilities
>>749841853remember that that is the type of retard that tries to sell you on a switch 2 and has strong opinions about piracy, or even IP 'infringement' from other devs
>>749847803Calling it mental disabilities only enables them.
>>749841853bed bug enhances his gaming abilities, he is a symbiotic gamer
>>749847727Just because you smell bad 24/7 doesn't mean that everybody else does. Clean up your diet.
>>749847803uh, based?
>>749847842We all know you don't go out
>>749841853If I wver had a bed bug infestation I'd literally consider that my single top priority. I would not sleep in that house until I confirmed it was gone. Fire would likely be involved with suspected infested objects.Thankfully I don't have any brown people in my neighborhood so that isn't going to happen.
>>749847798Its funny because theres a thread for korean starcraft tournament right next to this and both the audience and the players look like 30-something dads.
>>749847842>n-no you Faggot, I actually do exercises and sport instead of spending all of my days inside like you. You smell like shit.
>>749847916imagine pulling this larp on the video games board at 3 in the morning
>>749842582Did you know that diabetes rejecting sugar back into the bloodstream makes the blood slightly caustic?You can eat yourself into being part xenomorph
>>749847684Not really because as I said a single one that hitchhikes into your clothes from outside your house can cause an infestation inside your clean house and regular products for cleaning do absolutely nothing against them.They aren't a sign of unhigiene, they are a genuine pest.
>>749847608They're objectively correct though.>bro just practice the motions and then they'll take no effortThen why have them in the first place?
>>749847798>age: 19 years oldWhy are americans like this
>>749843846>>749844173Post hand.
>>749847893There is an episode of hoarders where a family had a bed bug infestation for over 3 years. Their solution was to sleep in tents outside. They had children.
Doesn't look like bed bugs.Also you can't infect someone directly with bedbugs.Could be scabies but you usually get the worst marks arounds folds of skin.
>>749841750You're right. That person is a Nintendo fighting game gamer we shouldn't misgender xhe.
>>749847939>larp>for something rather normalGo outside, you faggot.
>>749848012>Also you can't infect someone directly with bedbugs.Yes you can. You can carry bedbugs along with your filthy clothes and backpacks.
>>749847979why dont they just empty the room and gas em
>>749848108Sure but what about the bed bugs?
>>749841750He's been playing a chill party game for 20 years? Woah. Must be a very cool guy with a lot of friends to play with.
>>749841665>GuyLol faggotWhat makes this funny is that it's M2K the god of melee that coaches every other competitive player. Not even that surprising considering he has hyper autism
>>749848012People bringing their bed bug infested shit to other places is literally the primary way they spread you retard.
>>749847496oh my god he infected Miyamoto with bugs
>>749844390>People on Reddit consider bedbugs a PTSD-level event. Would you agree?Yeah they aren't wrong, that shit haunts you for life, my heart still skips a beat when I see anything vaguely shaped like a bedbug or get a random itchy spot. They don't just get in your bed either, they'll get in your walls, they'll get in your books, they'll get in everything. The worst part is the world was almost rid of them for good until jeets started flying over and brought them with them, except now we banned the miracle poison that nearly eradicated them the first time and nothing else works as well, so once a city gets bedbugs its just a city with bedbugs.
>>749848138didnt he reveal that his dick dont work after a fake metoo attempt?
>>749848086That's not directly anon. Usually you get bedbugs in old clothes and suitcases in your house because they hide when they are not out hunting.Most secure sign of bedbugs is finding streets of little red dots around your bed.These fuckers hide in the walls which is it's hard to get rid of them. But you usually don't carry them around on your body like lice or scabies.
>>749841665Nah this isnt just being bit by a bug. He's been scratching the shit out of himself in true autist fashion. Could just be a rash.
FACT: Bedbugs can smell fear
>>749848180Jeets consider them an aspect of how they transform the environment to suit their species better. They are a bioweapon.
>>749848108House was full of crap furniture they were to lazy to get rid of. Found the episode on jewtube if anyone is curioushttps://youtu.be/NQ4gRQyKQFQ?is=gvFC0kv-bmJp92rT
>>749848209>That's not directly anon.So according to your retarded Meleefag logic Black Death never spread directly to anybody.
>>749841778wow you're so edgy AND strong anon...
>>749848253According too my retarded profession having someone with bedbugs at a event wont infect other people but his hotel room has to be blocked until it got cleared by pest control if he had bed bugs.But he doesn't because bed bugs leave a more characteristic spread and I would ban him from the even because he might have another infectious skin disease.
Brutal
Mew2King posted an update!https://docs.google.com/document/d/1evZVDnpZzvoJ73T01xtGXN6hi1E48yT94YKd0FSI9cM
You guys are being paranoid. The chance of you catching bed bugs just from living in an apartment or staying in a hotel are extremely low. They clean those rooms regularly so you don't have to shrink wrap your luggage or check the mattress. Bed bugs don't spread disease like roaches either and they're not venemous like spiders who you should kill on sight. At worst you might have to move so what's the big deal? Bed bugs are harmless, we only want a little bit of your blood.
>>749848395>Has OCD>Refuses to clean up his house.Or he's just a self-diagnosed lazy fuck. Give OCD a weekly to-do-list, put the house cleaning day to say Thursday and they will always follow it.
>He's one of the best Smash players in the world and he's bene playing these games for 20 years.
>>749848451>8 cats>2 dogsCan we call SPCA for animal cruelty?
>>749846610>don't worry bros, brown recluses won't hurt you, we're i mean they're your little violin buddies come play with us
>>749841665I still don't understand how Smash became...whatever this is. I remember 4 of us going back to a friend's house after school to play Smash Bros 64. It was fun but nothing groundbreaking. Then Melee came out and a certain portion of gamers went nuts and just never let go. It's like Sonic and MLP it attracts the most dysfunctional autists imaginable.
>>749848469I don't think that's the only kind of OCD
>>749848506Autism is directly linked to hyperfixation.
>>749841665that's fucking disgusting
>>749848469an ocd does not make one a neat freakyou just stuck with an obsession and do the rituals till you get exhausted, it can be anything - washing hands or aligning pencils or reloading a save file for an hour
>>749845310>>749845418Why are you guys acting like bed bugs are hard to stop? They have one food source, which is you. They aren't going to live in your closet. They're in your matress.Just leave the mattress in the sun for a couple days while you sleep on a cot in the living room.
>>749848395>get a kiss>become fucking national newsAnd this is why smash players stay so filthy and disgusting full-time.I'd have to kiss the governor while holding them at gunpoint, after shooting up a few fast food joints and stealing 10k worth of chicken nuggets, to even make a local "news of the what the fuck" segment.
you can't eat at other people's houses because who the fuck knows what food hygiene they have but now you can't even go to a tournament because you might get bugs or some horrible diseasehave people degenerated over the years? didn't we teach kids how to wash? do they not understand germ theory?
>>749848548I feel lucky that my autism made me hyperfixate on math when young
>>749848495given how the guy clearly doesn't take care of himself I fear for the pets' well being
>>749848653I don't care if you DO take care of yourself. Having 10 fucking pets in his tiny ass apartment is frankly illegal.
>>749848469m2k's mental disorders are not made up. go watch one of his streams he literally cannot sit still in a chair.
>>749848627i hate visiting other people's places, they do not smell right
>>749848469You don't know what OCD is.
>>749841778Duh, it's the point of smash bros?
>>749841853>How the fuck does he sleep?loose
>>749848669Having 8 cats is unhealthy cat person territory just by itself, if you're not running a shelter or living on a farm.
>>749848605Because a single of them that gets into the walls is going to create a nest and the only solution is professional pest control which uses heat at like 50 celcious on the room and cost hundred of dollars.Yeah the motherfuckers are that hardcore.
>>749848669he lives in a flat? Yea this is fucked then
>>749848572>reloading a save file for an hourToo fucking real, needing everything to be "right" makes gaming a fucking chore sometimes
>>749848180I thought I was crazy. I'm a boomer and when I was a kid we didn't even think bedbugs were real, they only existed in the "Don't let the bedbugs bite" line, like some mythical boogeyman nobody cared about. Suddenly they were fucking everywhere.
>>749848706yeah. that shit that makes me pick up every fucking crumb that falls on my floor within 2 seconds of it falling ther
>>749848572>washing hands or aligning pencils or reloading a save file for an hourI have this sometimes, like I have to wash my hands after everything I've done, even just touching my pajamas because my brain tells me they might be dirty and I used to even have it with 4chan when I would waste entire days clicking on literally every thread that had a word that might even be related to my interests even though I wasn't enjoying my time. I don't think it's actual proper ocd since I can somewhat control it and even cure myself of some of these obsessions.
>>749848730Rubbish. What are they eating? If they can survive in your walls, it must mean you have possums in your attic or rats in your basement.
>>749848778They survive for months without any kind of food or water.
>>749848753>Suddenly they were fucking everywherethats what happens when you open your borders. every form of plague and pestilence we've previously erradicated has returned.and they bring diseases and bugs with them too
>>749848753Yeah same, I'm 33 and growing up I thought they were some fairytale bullshit meant to scare kids, I was genuinely shocked when I first learned that they're actually real 10 years or so ago
>>749848739i started to play games which have only one save file (like dark souls) or no saves at all (online slop) because of it
>>749848572I only get the crazy ocd when I haven't slept enough.
>>749848451This guy has a humiliation fetish.
>>749848451>can't afford exterminators>can afford to take care of 8 cats and 2 dogs
>>749848778>got pets? They get got>stray field mouse gets in? Nummy num numLittle shits can survive up to a year or so between feedings, anon. They only need something to happen by once.
>>749848469You're thinking of white woman "OCD", keep in mind that when women talk about mental disorders they're just talking about normal human behavior because for some reason acting like a normal human is a disorder for them.
>>749845356Most of the time they just rely on people not engaging with them in the hope they fuck off faster. Of course when they leave a fucking miasma it doesn’t really work that well, but the cashiers aren’t really thinking about that when someone smells like they’ve pissed themselves, fermented it and rolled in petrol for half an hour.
>>749848672watched a vod now, kind of feel bad for the guy
>>749848818That's physically impossible. 3 weeks at most is all they could take.
>>749841665Wait so what I thought we liked Asmongold
>just let me and my family stay in your house bros, i'll eat all the bedbugs i promise! desu ne!
>>749848871something frontal cortex something impaired inhibition when you are tired
>>749848958Yeah he's a proper autist and also really dedicated to his smash bros shit. He seems like a good guy, just very autistic, but he tries. He's the kind of autist that is hard to bully unless you're a right proper asshole
>Me behind mew2king at the melee tournament
>>749849003seems like he should live in a group home or something
>>749848983I wish these things didn't move so fast, I don't mind them being in the house, but god damn they're fast as fuck and it kinda freaks me out whenever they zip by at the speed of light
>>749848572>an ocd does not make one a neat freakBut you can turn your ocd into a neat freak because cleaning days by themselves are just a repetitive ritual.
>>749848983I remember moving into a new house and when I turned the basement light on for the first time I saw like 6 of these and a bunch of other bugs just scatter in every direction
>tfw as mentally ill as m2k>have abusive parents who never got me diagnosed I'm 29 and don't even have a driver's licenseI've never had a job
>>749849003m2k is a good person seeing as he was one of the only pros who called out TOs for trying to cover up Hax's suicide he just has a rough life.
>>749848976>bed bugs can survive up to approximately 300 days without feeding.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug
>>749849035Problem with actually seeing them though, is that if you are, it probably means something else is hanging around in big enough numbers to be a problem.If they don't have steady food and water, they tend to fuck off or not show up to begin with.
>>749848451I cannot believe i read all 7 pages. He writes how I used to journal when I was 13.So he has a horrible infestation of fleas and picks at the bites. His solution is to move."I don't know why the fleas are so bad">has 8 cats>has to have multiple people checking the cleanliness of his apartment for him
>>749842827>>749841665this happens if you spend a lot of time outsidethese are not bed bugs you niggers.
>Haven't washed my bedsheets in over a monthWelp, time to bleach I guess.
>>749849110I haven't actually seen them since I moved away from a city I used to live in, but the city was also infested with these weird invasive stink bug things at the time and the stink bugs kept getting into the house, so it might have had something to do with that
>>749843139it's not to late dude, I was in a funk from the time my parents kicked me out until I got my current job 13 years ago and I'm in my mid 40s.I literally lived in a rundown apartment with tiles flaking off the show, active water leak in my bedroom, never cleaned, and lived entirely off of pizza (buy an extra large pizza and eat it over the course of a week) and literally had over 100 empty pizza boxes in a corner of my living room and constant ant problems.Once I got a job I could live on that wasn't retail customer service garbage and got time to take care of stuff I moved and threw out all my old furniture. Literally only took my video games, computer, tools, and some cooking essentials like dishes, pans, and utensils and rebooted my life in my early 30s. Bought new clothes, got myself $10,000 into debt due to moving expenses and rebuilding my life.Now I'm super comfortable in life and fairly happy. I live in a clean house and cook for myself daily. I have a savings account with over $10,000 in it after I paid off that debt. You can do it too.
>>749849131Nice guess but its confirmed bedbugs
>>749849062That's like over 50% of /v/.
>>7498484518 cats and 2 dogs is definitely way too many. I don't know how he stands all that dirt and pet hair. Whenever I stay with friends with pets I feel genuinely ill from it. Walking dogs and cleaning up cat shit as a kid I had enough of that and swore to never get another fucking pet again.
>>749842153You just described untreated ADHD not 'low functioning autism'
>>749841665The way people baby M2K you would figure him to be a drooling retard, but he's functional enough to fly across America repeatedly throughout the year and presumably solo. Where is his family? Why haven't they put an end to his Smash Bros. reign of terror?
>>749849158Likely. I never saw one my entire life, until stink bugs started taking shit over a few years back.
>>749841853too much dopamine, effective high functioning schizophrenics, brains adapted to a more primitive existence, their executive functions are incompatible with modern luxuries
>>749849212it's weird because i have all that and diagnosed tism but when they tested me for adhd it was negative
>>749841665Was it Hungrypox, who went to a Smash torunament at the height of COVID literally coughing blood?
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1evZVDnpZzvoJ73T01xtGXN6hi1E48yT94YKd0FSI9cM/Damn, I feel bad for the guy, zoomers are meanBullied off the internet for not knowing what to do about bedbugs as if its easy
these people are basically in the same category as the homeless tweakers you see yelling at ghosts, who were just fortunate enough to have a family that supported them and prevented them from being homelessautism? schizophrenia? not much of a difference when they redline
>>749849328a warriors death (aids superspreader)
>>749841665Remember when it was "Smellee" because they just stunk? I see it's progressed into a full-blown biohazard plague.
>>749848495I have a friend who is pretty lazy, lives in a huge house alone with 5 cats. The house is disgusting with dirty litter boxes, cat shjt and piss everywhere. I cannot imagine the cruelty of keeping 8 cats and 2 dogs in an apartment.
>>749849317The two things are very similar desu, there is a lot of crossover in symptoms between ADHD and Autism and they're often misdiagnosed as the other one. You could just have autism, just not the low functioning kind like the other guy said, you've just got executive dysfunction similar to ADHD.
>>749841665Is this arsongold?
>>749849349surely it's reasonable for people to not want to be around such an individual, they are contamination risksimagine your life is normal, things are pleasant, you go to a smash bros tournament, and now have a bedbug infestation? get him out of here
>>749849389Nah, roaches don't bite. I think...
>>749849389>arsongoldkek im stealing this
>>749849180The other half are games industry bots
TSA should catch that. You can't bring a soda through security but this guy can bring a colony of loose insects. If your luggage was near his you are fucked
>>749849395Not making excuses for the disgusting fuck, but its flea bites. His apartment is infested with fleas and he picks at them. Although he says he doesnt know what was "wrong" with his hands in the picture.
>>749849389i don't even think he would tolerate bedbugs like this.
>>749849485Marginally better infestation. Fuck that.
>>749849395Not to mention you can also be severely allergic to them.Imagine how well it'd go at future venues, once word got around that somebody nearly died of anaphylaxis, because some smelly smash fucker brought bedbugs with him.
>>749849512he tolerates roaches crawling over him and shitting all over his room
>>749849349Tough love is needed if he can't improve his life otherwise. Dude would happily let himself be eaten alive by insects as long as he gets a Smash match on the screen. Now that the problem directly affects his life passion, maybe he finally does something about it.
>>749849485>His apartment is infested with fleasare they contagious? would it be known from his appearance if his bug problem is contagious? insect infestations are horrible to deal withi side with everybody who agreed to remove him from the tournament, if it is contagious, it's impossible to justify dealing with an extermination process because you went to a video game tournament, but bullying him is too far, he certainly has undiagnosed mental issues and needs help, or to be quarantined until he's no longer an infestation vector
>>749849419Sadly the do. If there is no more food in the house they will eat a baby in the crib.
Why smash though? There are games with equally hard if not harder mechanics that have pretty normal players. ASSFAGGOTS tournaments like the dota 2 one don't have to deal with any of this shit.
>>749849541Not anymore after his chink gf told him to clean the house.
>>749849583it's the game they played as kids which became their autistic hyperfixation
>>749841665kaposis sarcoma
>>749849583Smash brand brings together the worst of FGC, furries and Nintendo pedophiles.
>>749841884people have always offered to shack up with m2k but he refuses the bare minimum of taking care of himself hence him having wound up in the shittiest of shitholes
>>749848132>He's been playing a chill party game for 20 years? Woah. Must be a very cool guy with a lot of friends to play withYeah he has loads like Bitey, Crawler, Bloodsucker, Parasite and Chompy.
>>749848451>I wasn't infested with bed bugs I'm infested with fleasJesus Christ Mew2king how can you be this retarded? >inb4 muh autismI'm autistic too, it doesn't turn you into a retard it's super annoying seeing everyone use this as an excuse like somehow it makes it okay to be a 37 year old with zero life skills or common sense, Jason isn't low functioning he was just raised like shit. Clearly his caretaker is also a fucking moron because why in the hell would you live with 10 animals in the house? That's completely disgusting not to mention a massive financial drain. The "caretaker" guy he trusts 100% is either also a retard or obviously taking advantage of him.
NINTENDIES ARE NOT HUMAN
>>749849583Autists automatically get filtered out of team games because those require social skills to compete.
>>749849562I've never said anything directly to the guy, but now im pissed knowing he has so many animals in an apartment.Fleas will hitch a ride on you, or your clothes (especially shoes), and jump to a fresh host. Its what allegedly spread the black plague. You get parasites from accidentally eating them.
>>749849651>I'm autistic tooautism is a spectrum, you can be more or less autisticthis guy is like barely functioning and yes, also an idiot to boot
>>749849651>I'm autistic too, it doesn't turn you into a retardIt's called a spectrum for a reason dumbass.
>>749842904>>749842781>>749842326>>749842876he was literally homeless and living on people's couches, and spending all his money to travel to tournaments for like 10 years
>>749849583>Why smash though?Because this video went viral 15 years ago, back when going viral meant something, and convinced an era of dorks that Smash Melee was the most hardcore videogame ever. Same way that the "Git gud" dark souls era convinced a bunch of spergs that dedicating their lives to dark souls PVP was the same as being an IRL samrurai or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXgpGBbh5r8You can trace basically all of the Melee glazing back to this stupid video because redditors only know how to pretend to have opinions of their own and they felt like saying "melee is the hardest game ever" made them look like a real hardcore gamer.Not that melee isn't a fun game, but this video is the reason why so many autistic 25-35 year olds treat melee like a religion.
>>749849096That shouldn't be possible.
>>749849395Take his jacket too
>>749849736WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS
>>749848850That's one solution but if something happens that you can't take back, like a boss bugging out and dying when you didn't beat it, that can ruin the whole thingHappened to me in Dark Souls recently, thankfully close to the start
>>749849562Fleas thrive in thick hair only. Google a picture of mew2king
>>749849445assmongoloid is better
>>749849804iirc they're divorced and they weren't that great to begin with.
>>749849745They can also detect if you are sleep but I don't remember how they do it. I think it ws some sort of detection on the pressure of the room.
>>749849062If you're 29 you can get yourself diagnosedBeing mentally ill is a challenge but you can still improve your life if you choose to work on itYou are responsible for yourself
>>749849706>>749849731I know it's a spectrum, M2K is high functioning enough that he went to school, went to college, can travel and learn. Clearly he's not the shouting sippy cup retard kind of autist. Whoever has been in his life has clearly failed him by letting him do nothing but play vidya all day while leaving him without common sense or life skills which can be taught and reinforced. He needs therapy and a job.
>>749849841kek'd
>>749849651I completely agree with you. No one is actually taking care of him. Is he smart enough to lie about having a caretaker? Who are these "friends" that come over to help him?
>>749849541yeah but the roaches aren't literally eating him alive. they're just creepy and disgusting.
>>749849651this guy >>749849706 nailed it, he's probably just low functioning autistic, borderline schizophrenic, who found mental stability in mastering smash bros, it acted like a bandaid to cover up his mental illness, but his inability to take care of himself causes additional consequencesliteral mental illness, he'd very likely be a homeless drug addict if he didn't have supportive people in his life, let's hope his situation improvesi can say this because i am very similar to him, i speak from experiencedo you ever have an idea in your head that seems so good, you prioritize it over other things? like people who'd rather stay home and complete a jrpg instead of going out with friends and socializing? or those guys who skipped prom to game? this is just that times 100, the ideas your brain conjures, the arbitrary goals you set, become so much more alluring than conventional living, that you "tank" the consequences to pursue themin a case like this, the man tolerated homelessness and plague-like conditions to become the best melee player in the world, something in his brain found extreme joy from pursuing this, even at the cost of everything elsenormally this is tolerable if you avoid being homeless and can take care of yourself, but in his case he seems to have surpassed tolerance, and is now banned from events for being a biological contaminanti'm not sure what causes peoples brains to find such joy in the pursuit of these arbitrary goals, and why conventional living is so much less appealing, but it is what it ismaybe brain scan technology can help discover more about this >>749849736bro thinks he's ryu :skull:
>>749849062>I'm 29 and don't even have a driver's licenseHoly fuck, bro.
>>749843257Maybe he has IBS, why's everyone so inconsiderate?
I still hope that I am autistic, because the other alternative would be that I am retarded.
>>749849804playing tekken
>>749849908this is an inaccurate statement because if you read anything from M2K about himself he constantly mentions that for his entire life he's been severely depressed and thinks about killing himself often
>>749841778Why are there so many people who would have gotten clobbered? jesus fucking christ, they do not live in the real world.
>>749849841The fleas are living in the fleas. Joking, but an infestation as bad as he says it is they are living in his clothes. No hair is needed at this point.
>>749849878He has his caretaker drive him around everywhere and I seriously doubt he would be traveling anywhere near as much if not for melee. Not to mention constantly moving around he nearly got fucked up in South Africa because someone told him it was a cheap place to live.
>>749847712what the fuck
>>749849939Have my smug Sakura.t. 25 without a driver's license and not interested in getting one
>>749844912>>749848180>>749848209>>749848730>>749848778Just stop building houses with hollow walls?
>>749849878>He needs therapyyes>and a job.also yes, but be careful, autists spiral into worse behavior if they're given jobs that are too miserable, not difficult, but not interesting to them, boring, "unproductive" compared to the potential outcome of the personal ideas they choose to pursueit's like teaching a baby to walk, first they crawl, then they stumble, then they walk, then they runautists need babymode work to get adapted, it's literally just too much stress on their brains otherwise, they give up and kill themselves or start doing drugsmaybe he could work a part time job at a grocery store or something, then build his way up from there over the years, or maybe just sustain it, idkthese brains belong in the neolithic era, or even before that, their abstract conceptualization capabilities effectively make them incompatible with embracing "solved" pursuits>oh, i know exactly what i need to do to accomplish this goal? boring asf, fuck that, babyrage timereminds me of that autistic russian mathematician who solved a complex problem and was offered 1 million dollars for it but refused, because his life was stable already, and he didn't want new things to think about, but instead only wanted to keep his routine and keep doing mathsome people live in the world, others live in their minds
>>749843342I did this at work, not once but twice.Meta Knight main BTW
>>749849349>zoomers are meanThey were raised in a post-sincerity culture where status is gained by mocking others on social media(But only approved targets)There were always people like that, but everyone just called them an asshole. Now it's the norm, even among millennialsI hate "clapback" culture, it's vapid and extremely insincere
>>749849987normal for autists, the threat of being forced into normie living makes them suicidal, they don't want to do that, they only want to keep pursuing their own ideasi know this first hand, i am exactly like himit's probably an ego thingevery autist i know is suicidal, every single one, because the life they face immense pressure to embrace is antithetical to the desires they possess
>>749844912Welcome to reality, where you put in the work and fix shit. You feel shame when you can't, you suicide when it impacts other people.
>>749848451EIGHT CATS????
>>749850093i'm talking about him doing nothing but play smash bros for the last 25 years, hes done exactly what he wants and been successful at it and still depressed because that's not enough and you need to do more with your life
>>749848209>Usually you get bedbugs in old clothes and suitcases in your house because they hide when they are not out hunting.shut the fuck up retard
>>749850081People don't use social media as a tool to learn, they use it for validation. Algorithms showing only their personal interest makes it even worse. Hive mind/Echo chamber culture.
>>749849389Asmondgold is only in the Cockroach Realm, superseding Ross who has yet to leave the Mold Realm. This legend has achieved the Bedbug Realm, and injuries to his mortal body no longer have any bearing to his spirit or mind.
>>749849939Hey newfag, most of /v/ is neets
>>749849867I went to the doctor asking to be pointed in the right direction for brain problems and got sent to a retarded foid therapist who was less than helpful now I don't have a doctor anymore and Trump is taking away my medicaid because I don't work
>>749849939I know people like that and they're not even neets or autistic.
>>749850136give him a million dollars, let him never think about money again, let him devote the rest of his life to smash, and see if he still feels this way
>>749843751And that was just the person you could see but there are x2 in the back.I started cooking 100% of my food after realizing this and wash most articles I buy in a shop and those that can't be are stored separately. Some "humans" are disgusting and they are somehow overrepresented in low paying jobs like food industry and hospitality.
>>749850136I imagine living in poverty for most of his adult life is part of that.
>>749850287yes, if all you want to do is play smash, but your finances cast a dark cloud over your mind of "oh shit man i'm gonna need to get a job or i'll be homeless and then my smash career is over", suicide is a constant thought in your mind
has he always been so autistic he needs permanent care?
>>749850243Mew2king is retarded enough that he would lose it all to Indian scam calls. Unfixable specimen
>>749850065Yeah I know, this is what he should have been doing. He's been washed in Melee for almost a decade now, his "caretaker" should have been training him instead of enabling him. I remember even years ago him talking about streaming he was only making something like $4 an hour or something like well below minimum wage and willingly living in abject poverty because nobody helped him get a job.
>>749849908I'd rather be an autist but I am stuck as a failed normalfag with a weak form of ocd and some shallow anger problems.
>>749850243No. He'll just buy 20 more cats and die of toxoplasmosis. Or go blind from eating nothing but Ramen 3 times a day while "friends" and "caretakers" continue to steal from him. Dude needs a round the clock live in caretaker in a institutional environment.
>>749850341yes. he has almost always had a caretaker.
>>749850342he just like me fr
>>749850225Okay, sorry anon, I assumed you weren't putting in any effortHonestly though with some self-reflection and online research into mental illness, visiting forums and support groups etc, you can ultimately help yourself. It's a long road but not a hard one, especially compared to how you're living now. It just takes one step at a time, which I know sounds cliche but it's 100% true
>>749847512>You're confusing them with aluminum salt based anti-perspirants.Which is every conventional roll-on deodorant.
>>749850386disgualified, smashing your Gamecube now
>>749850380>Or go blind from eatingWhy?
>>749850449nutritional deficiency
>>749850449I said from eating nothing but Ramen. You need vitamins from food. There was this autistic guy, I think it was Ireland? Who ate nothing but hot dogs. Went blind. You can't survive on a diet of empty slop for years.
>>749850416I cannot make myself do anything if there isn't a clear and immediate reason for me to do something I just don't do itI only brush my teeth and bathe when I leave the house only so that I'm not embarrassed, otherwise I just rot in my room hiding from my parents because I hate wearing clothes and they are abusive I can't escape, go anywhere, or do anything because I don't drive, and driving is so scary to me I can't make myself do it (and have no reason to do it)
>>749850547Ok.
>>749850547https://www.bbc.com/news/health-49551337
>>749850602Thats the story! I had the location and food wrong. Thanks anon.
Smashers need to be institutionalized. I've heard nothing pleasant from those people since Brawl.
>>749850602>>749850547Time to eat more fruits.
remember scarflard?
>>749850656Where do you think you are? this is the institution
>>749850572So identify why with introspection and looking at resources online and figure out how you can make tiny changes to gradually improveJust make a tiny effort you wouldn't normally make, the smallest fucking thing, and do it regularlyIt's like a muscle, you have to build tolerance
>>749850656high skill ceiling = autism bait
>>749849395>imagine your life is normal, things are pleasant, you go to a smash bros tournamentbro
>>749850572>if there isn't a clear and immediate reason for me to do something I just don't do itSounds like you just need to put a schedule on paper and follow it. Artificial necessity is still a necessity. Otherwise you would've stopped eating long time ago.
>>749850697He changed his gaming addiction to a roid addiction.
>>749850782normies go everywhere, all it takes is one weird friend in the group to convince them to go watch a tournament, next thing you know, gotta hire an exterminator
>>749850750see I'd like to do thisbut then there's things like not having a working washing machine in the house for years and trying to get my dad to do anything about it causes a huge fight and he refuses to just call someone else to fix it and I refuse to pay for his mistakes financially I cannot make meaningful progress when I can't even wash my own clothes in my house
>>749850697>beat the allegations>became a bodybuilder>got himself a nice wifehe wonhe fucking won
>>749849804They're likely deadbeats. My cousin was unfortunately like that. Single mom, very fucking stupid, highly neurotic, can't stick to a schedule. He's never learned to stick to a schedule either, got kicked out of college like four times, worked only entry level warehouse jobs, ghosted work, was constantly late to work, skipped work days when he felt like it, etc. Therapists didn't help shit. He got on some funny pills from a decent psychiatrist and is doing slightly better, as in holding a job properly. It's a self-repeating cycle for some people.
>>749850698where the fuck are my chicken tendies then
>>749850864Yeah anon, your circumstances are definitely toughBut you can still benefit by making tiny changes and trying to find information and supportYou can do both these things, they are both easy and within your powerWorry about the bigger stuff laterIf you decide it's impossible for you to make progress, it will be impossible for you to make progress.btw I don't know how good it is but I see the book Atomic Habits recommended a lot, apparently it talks a lot about the psychology of why we struggle to do things
*blocks your path*
>>749849939cars terrify me and I have no idea how I'm supposed to just get over it
>>749849939I got my license at 31 and I got it first try don't be too jealous
>>749851219This is because your high school made you go on an excursion to some kind of "drivers beware" drama play where teen drivers crash and get fucked up. You need to understand 2 things.1. You are in a metal cage built by a company that used millions of dollars worth of crash testing to make sure you are surrounded by safety measures to protect you.2. So is everyone else on the road.Driving is very safe.
>>749851550yeah but I'm stupid and mess up everything I attempt and I can't be responsible for the lives of countless people
>>749851550>Driving is very safe.He says while there are millions of jeets that can't read the road signs behind the wheels of semis
>>749851219The same way you get over anything, exposure therapy. Literally everyone who gets behind the wheel for the first time is terrified, you have to build up that confidence.>>749851664Millions of people develop cancer or get run over by drunk drivers every day, you can't live in fear of things you can't control.
>>749851596Pro tip, half the people on the road are baked, sleep deprived or worse. You don't have a problem trusting them to stop at crossings when you're going for a walk. You have even less reason to be afraid when you're in your metal cage with air bags and crumple zones.
>>749851834>been driving for 5 years>never had an accident>still didn't get over my fear of drivingI literally feel ill for 2 hours before I have to take the car and I'm always super tense during the actual driveWhat is this mental illness called?
>>749851909Do you drive every day or just occasionally?
>>749851908>You don't have a problem trusting them to stop at crossings when you're going for a walk.Yes I do, I don't walk across the road without seeing them already stopped.>You have even less reason to be afraid when you're in your metal cage with air bags and crumple zones.I'm talking about endangering other people, not me. My life isn't relevant.
>>749851909you're just smart enough to understand that cars are genuinely terrifying, normal people don't think that hard about shit
>>749851959Like 2 or 3 times a week, and I'm doing 5+hours rides every holidays to visit my parents
Bump.
>>749852284Retard.
>>749852314Tranny.
>>749841750The fag is mentally ill to the point he needs a caretaker and has a crazy case of victim complexM2k is genuinely so retarded and beyond help, e-begging fucking retard genuinely can't get his shit together if his life depended on it
>>749852176In my country (which I won't name) you need to log 50 hours as a learner driver before applying for your license. You need to write down the date, the starting location, destination, and how long your trip took. One of my friends filled it out with just 2 entries.>Sydney to Melbourne, 25 hours.>Melbourne to Sydney, 25 hours.Shit made us laugh our asses off at the pub.
>>749847371>working in psych
