OK, I bought it. I actually asked for a refund after reading the reviews.Now I have to buy it back.I'm going to hang someone right now.I don't care who it is,just let me hang him.https://x.com/ModernWarzone/status/2111252429782081812/video/1
>>749851940>the average codfag has room temperature IQWho would've thunk?
>one of the darkest games in modern call of duty>spongebob_and_patrick_on_kiddie coaster.jpeg
>Games about shooting people>Hang somebody>WOOOOOAAH! Cool it with the darkness, geez!
safe edgy recruitment propanganda
>>749851940People still give a shit about cowadooty?
>>749851940if you think hanging people is 'dark' you're a fuckin faggot bitch. fuck you. i fuckin hate pussy ass pieces of shit like you.
>>749852342look at mr tough guy over here
i kill de gooks
i just want to know what happens to makarov because he killed soap at the end of the previous gameand the trailers have mention zero about it
nothingburger
>>749852280Has the term "safe X" finally run its course and ended up meaning "thing I dont like" like every internet buzzword?
>Press ACK to hang the man
The answer to black crime is to make lynching great again.
>>749852439You beat the shit out of him in the 2nd mission, you beat him to death. Its very satisfying
>>749852458kys shill
>>749852439Price beats him to death at the start of the game.They pretty much replaced him with the villain Mads plays because they know they fucked up Makarov in MWIII
>>749852439he dies in like 30 minutes, it turns out he was a red harring because his daddy was anrchitect of everything
>>749852280>>749852305>>749852342I think raping women is what’s truly “dark,” just like in Hotline Miami 2.Too bad it’s a pixel art game—when will we be able to rape women in Call of Duty at 8K and 480 FPS?
>>749852548Oh, so it was just an indian.
How woke is it?Portraying womyn as as capable as men is dealbreaker
>>749852280Spotted the DSA faggot
>>749852685I would say 7/10The lesbian disgusting CIA handler is still holding the shots and she survivesThe sister of the north korean leader makes a coup, kills her little brother and does shitThe disgusting carter leader lady makes price a cuckEverybody dies besides ghosts, and at the end the lesbian cia deletes the dossiers of Price and the team, and meets the new protagonist (we can see only the back of the person) who i a woman a nigger
>>749852763>The lesbian disgusting CIA handlerhello saar
>>749852763lmoai liked the random pvt ramirez thing more
>>749852685Valeria also dies.
>>749852763>The lesbian disgusting CIA handler is still holding the shots and she survives>The sister of the north korean leader makes a coup, kills her little brother and does shit>The disgusting carter leader lady makes price a cuckCall of Duty: FeminismOK, now I don't want to buy it.Good thing I got a refund.
i remember when ye olde cod had no female charactersthink the first mention of a female was in mw3 and that was just a mi6 voicebo2 had the first important female character?
>>749852763By the way, this is Kim Jong-un's sister, Kim Yo-jong.
yeah I can never take games seriously when they try to be dark and edgy but the writers/devs obviously has some lines they don't want to cross anyway.Like the No Russian in the original MW2, you mow down an entire airport and not a single kid gets shot and killed.Or just any setting in general where everything is supposedly dark, depraved or demonic but it's still sanitized. Like the new Hellraiser game where part of the game is in some insane bdsm orgy but there's barely any nudity or actual sex. You'd think they'd get more creative with their evil and edginess in fiction when the real world has constant mass shootings and elite cabal of rapists/pedophiles proven to be real.
How do millions of people still buy this shit every year?
>>749852936Let me guess you think this is kim jong un
>>749852996For the same reasons as NPCs buying fifa even if nothing changestheir normie brain plays nothing more just this all the year, and they need the new thing and new epic skins to play
Oh wooow, so hecking dark
>>749852996Because they're fucking retarded.
Trash
>>749851940Wow so dark and edgy, it's like this game is made for teens and children
>>749852996Its the only arcade arena FPS on market anon. Literally the ONLY option if you dont play extraction sloppa,battle royale and hero ability shit. I repeat its the ONLY option because even Battlefield is designed around bigger maps and vehicle encounters.
>>749853164Why do you need a new game every year? Why not just pick your favorite and stick with it?
>>749853041>For the same reasons as NPCs buying fifa even if nothing changesTechnically speaking, Call of Duty releases at least some new content every year,a new campaign, new maps, and new weapons.But there are fewer and fewer changes that are truly worthwhile.The last time I really enjoyed it was with “Cold War”; it was a lot of fun to play.Now, I don’t even want to play Call of Duty anymore.And the numbers are getting lower and lower.
>>749853079When's the last time a Call of Duty campaign was actually good?
>>749851940Literally in the first mission of Modern Warfare 1 you shoot sleeping Russian soldiers, it's not like the series can get much lower
>>749852548Raping a toddler and sawing it's head off with a machete, while the mother watches would be dark.
>>749853376Why would you imagine this?
>>749853267New content? And when I played CoD I played older ones all the time too. I played World of War on PC until last year for example. I played Titanfall 2 too but how many fucking years do i play same shit over and over and over anon. I even moved to Halo recently including Infinite just so I dont have to play gay ass battle royale hero ability extraction bullshit. Give me ANYTHING new with ANY playerbase man.
>>749853342Very Russophobic saar
>>749853317I like Cold War; Black Ops 6 is a bit boring. Black Ops 7 is trash.
>>749851940White Phosphorus 2: Electric Boogaloo?
>>749853427Wowie zowie more guns and maps that all feel the same and a campaign that gets shittier every year. I’ll spend $70+ for that!
>>749853342>it's not like the series can get much lowerBut what you described is based smoking of zigger albino niggers tho.
>>749853424Because I'm broken. Not saying that anyone should really include that in their game though.
>>749852996Because the jews are right about goyim, some people are just born to die for Israel
>>749853481Ukraine is losing.
>>749851940Huh. Good for him I guess
>>749852719>DSAsafe socialism
>>749853483Lay off on the porn and horror movies, anon.
>>749853479>all feel the sameGood to know you dont play. CoDs get more core gameplay reworks and redesigns than a lot of modern IPs do. They get more changes than IPs like Metro,Sniper Elite,Borderlands,Spider Man Insomniac games,Atlus games,Yakuza games and countless of sequels. Faggots repeating this retarded lie need to shut the fuck up,you're literally playing bigger asset flips than modern CoDs are and only difference is that you wait 3-4 years for yours.
>>749852763If this is a 7/10 in wokeness for you what’s a 10/10?
>>749853597Never thought I’d see someone love consuming slop this much. Keep being a good goy.
>>749851940>given a yes or no prompt>there actually isn't a choice, you have to press yes to progresswow so deepdidn't some mario rpg just give you a game over screen if you said no to "please help me save everyone"?
>>749853660Keep being a subhuman lying shitskin who consumes slop too.
>>749853906Everyone knows most of COD’s fanbase is brown, you slop eating nigger.
>>749851940Is there a mission where tacticool navy SEALs get their cover blown by some random fishermen, shit their pants, shoot up all the civvies and extract?
>>749854167I’m glad Americans are being exposed as incompetent idiots who commit war crimes.
>>749853317Black Ops 2
Its to bad the 2nd game in the reboot trilogy was mid and the 3rd was mad shit.This game is legitimately quality what was going on here?
>mw22 or mw33, not sure>you play as karen one mission, infiltrating a base>end with missiles dropping>next mission you play as price? some hundreds of miles away>his mission ends with the missiles being launched>he calls karen and notifies her>cut back to karen's mission where you have to survive the missiles>that somehow flew hundreds of miles in seconds
>>749853317cold war was pretty funevery game since has been awful
>>749851940This. Is. So. Fucked. Up. This is war. This is modern warfare. It's just like real life.
>>749853987Nah. Continue being a liar which is big shitskin trait you cockroach.
>>749854443This was the last one I played. Looks like it’s been nothing but garbage since then. Only one that almost interested me was the one in space with Jon Snow as the villain. Looked fun to fly a space fighter.
>>749854725Where’s the lie, you triggered nigger? All COD slop looks and feels the same to me.
>>749852996I got it with gamepass. It sucks.
>>749852936She looks like she gives rough handjobs in thick leather gloves to tied up men.
>>749852936I see why Koreans always get plastic surgery.
>mw19 was visually impressive but the story was lame and gay>cold war was pretty good>vanguard was a downgrade and a mistake>mw22 was underwhelming>mw33 was okay>bo6 was lame and gay>bo7 was a mistake
>>749855258>mw3 was okayare you fucking retared? How are warzone maps with bots okay for a campaign?
>they killed graves, the best character2nd fakeout death or I riot
you should hang yourself if you willingly buy this shit
>>749851940How is that darker than a literal terrorist mass shooting mission?
>>749856278How niggas talk about this no russian thing after killing and raping people in gta
>>749852548Rape is not worse than murder, your brain is broken to think otherwise.
>>749856642>Rape is not worse than murder,You have no taste; raping your enemies would make Call of Duty better.
>Shoot 9873045872930487 people>haha pew pew haha>Hang one person>WOOOOOAH SO DARK OH FUCK SO EXTREME HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT
>>749853427Yeah, that's understandable. Don't listen to that other faggot who expects you to play the same fucking game over and over until the end of time, no matter how good it may be there's a limit to how much fun you can squeeze out of it. It's not unreasonable to wish for something new after having played something so thoroughly
>>749852342Tell em bro fuck these posers. True darkness is when you force someone to hang themselves
I cant see anything in call of duty as dark.I played cod 4, waw, and mw2 on release and i didnt see any of the contents as dark, the no russion sequence had me feeling absolutely nothing.Blops 1 was the only cod campaign i was actually intruiged by for its narrative and thats the "darkest" one because it has psychological mk ultra themes which are just inherently fucked up.
>>749851940imagine the outcry if it was a woman
>>749854746imfinite warfare has a good campaign with some good charactersdon't worry about jon snow
I remember all this anti torture talk springing up around like 2015 and suddenly everyone was finding it very contentious online to an inappropriate degree, call it autism or whatever but the way people talk about this shit is not natural, it's canned.
good cod campaigns:>WAW>BO1>BO2>Cold War>MW>MW2>Infinite Warfare>MW2019bad cod campaigns:>the restdoesnt even fucking have one:>BO4
>>749852342Especially because it's not like they are hanging that guy for fun. >>749852390>>749857840I'd say impaling is pretty grim, for things that actually happened in larger numbers historically.
>>749852996>>749853041You're retarded. Those people have some of the highest hours of play per dollar spent in the entire market.
>>749856278they didn't say it was darker
>>749851940>shooting hundreds of people? no biggie>hanging someone? oh no that's too darkKill libshits.
>>749853376Yeah, someone should make an IDF simulator.
>>749851940>if you refuse you dieThen what is the fucking choice?
>>749852936this is a 10/10 to timmy’s
Hail north korea 1000 year dynasty
Not interested unless it's a tranny or George Floyd
>>749863583to ACK or be ACK'd
Why do soldiers fight for their leaders instead of just killing them and taking over?
>>749851940They call that dark? In MW2 you gunned down civilians in an airport. I remember killing them on the ground as they tried to crawl away. Probably not the best thing to play as a kid but whatever.
>>749851940what if i wanna hang niggers tho?No nigger lynchings no buy
>>749864567Why are you so antisemitic?
>>749864567most soldiers are dumb as bricks
>>749853376We can go even further than that
>>749864567monetary incentive. though it does happen sometimes (e.g. February revolution)
>>749852458>meaning "thing I dont like"you mean as it has from the start?
>>749855258>>>mw22 was underwhelming>>mw33 was okaynow this is a wild take
>>749864567t. Big Boss
>>749851940>poe2's character select screen so dark!
>>749851940>BO2 but worse
>>749851940world at war was darker than that though
Infinity Ward makes the only good cods.Is this worth buying. My boss want me to get it to play with him.
