What exactly was Nintendo (GameFreak) thinking when they designed Gardevoir all the way back in 2002?
>>749855680Sex with male Gardevoirs
They were probably thinking >>>/vp/
Source
>>749855680God I wish that was me
>>749856554I made it up.
>>749856676Damn. Make up some more stuff
>>749855702I need a gigachad image
>>749855680>50% male
>>749856892>yes, and?
>>749855680The entire evolutionary line is based on stages of human life and Gardevoir's height and weight perfectly matches the global female average(well it did back in the early 2000s before half the world became obese) and Blaziken was confirmed to be a test for how fans would react to a humanoid starter so I'm assuming Gardevoir was also a test to see just how far they could push the scale. Turns out people don't mind humanoid Pokémon.
>>749856892I wonder if Gamefreak regrets that
>>749856606Monkey's paw: you become gardevoir
>>749855680>>749856606>>749856676it's gay pornvery hot gay porn
>>749857074What's the catch?
>>749857051I'm assuming they do considering it's so universally accepted that Gardevoir looks far more feminine to the point that GF created a blatantly far more masculine counterpart that only exists as a male.
>>749855680gardevoir is the best designed mon in the series, its crazy we have so little details for its creation, it was one of the last gen 3 mons made
>>749857092You were expecting sex but instead became a pokemon?
>>749857736Next time don't let your headcanon get in the way of canon. Pokemon never have sex.
>>749858058>retard
Happy accident that they’ve tried to forcibly recreate in every subsequent generation.
It's a stick figure. Your penis is probably half of its waist's width and I'm sorry if it isn't.
>>749858296That's so hot
>>749856554I don't think you want itlet's just say the "training" was quite a few levels ago
>>749859404Hand it over.
>DUUUUDE THE JOKE IS CROPPED PORRRN!!!!
>>749859638Joke?
>>749858058maybe yours don't, probably because of your contagious inceldom
The joke is that the trainer destroyed his Gardevoir's pussy back when she was still a Ralts.>>749859439Itsunknownanon
>>749859694>pussy>she
So where's the sauce
>>749859752He draws yaoi?
>>749857408no one cares we want water turtle
>>749857408Any good non-femboy interpretations of a male Gardevoir? Skirts can be manly.
>>749860024We have Gallade for that specific reason.
>>749859439the trainer uses dildos on the male Gardevoir when it's a Ralts so it can fuck it in the ass when it's a Kirlia
>>749855680Something about paper dolls and Shintoism, not that that was understood outside of Japan.
>>749857092you're a female gardevoir
>>749858145Turns out: The trick was to make it EVIL!
>>749855680>the face that makes me cum
>>749860382>Stub your toe>Shout in frustration >Every Hatterene in a 30 mile radius closes in to kick your ass
>>749855680Sex with futa Gardevoirs
>>749857051>Sirknight
>>749860651Honestly like how even Liko's Hatterene in the anime, though somewhat toned down, is still a massive sadist.
Gardevoir is peak.Salty is the best Gardevoir artist
>>749861676>Salty is the best Gardevoir artistHe has not drawn any impregnation lovey-dovey art. Fake Gardevoir fan tbqh.
>>749861676Gardeviors aren't pink and they don't have the heads the size of walnuts.
>>749860382That's just a little ayy lmao in a hair mech.
Welcome to /minvg/Mentally ill nintendo virgins general
>>749862074Isn't that just /v/?
>>749862120Nah thats /vp/ and stay there useless coomers
>>749859694>ItsunknownanonI feel like this guy fucks his own pets.
>>749855680knights and shit
>>749862216>>749855753What even is the point of /vp/ if Pokémon threads don't get moved there?For that matter what was the point of /vmg/ if gacha games don't get moved there?
>>749862025Trapzuri!
>>749855680>Hmm, how do we make a green onion into a pokemonAnd if you ask how, just look at a Gardevoir upside-down
>>749862564/vp/ exists because the endless porn dumps and multiplayer aspects via trading and bullshit means it would be half of /v/ without a dedicated board, Pokemon general discussion was never banned from /v/ unlike Ponyshit.
>>749855680just give full image already
>>749862564pokemon is more than just the video games, glad I could help, retard-kun
>>749862763>>749862985Its your containment board and you're clearly too brand new
>>749862763No, /vp/ exists because moot was a fucking retard who got mad about a Pokemon leak temporarily flooding the board so he cordoned the entire franchise off instead of just riding it out.
>>749863159pokemon game threads being allowed on /v/ says otherwise, also you will never be a janny or a woman for that matter, so sad
>>749863170And luckily, Moot learned his lesson and this never happened again. Anyway, anyone care to talk about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
WHATS THE FUCKING SAUCE
>>749863262""Being allowed""
>>749863363More proof you're all too new to postJust a bunch of porn addicts on a fucking blue board
>>749857051They probably do since Gallade can now be female
>>749863428I dont have a habit of looking up pokemon porn
>>749863468That's been retconned, it was a one-off bug that was patched
>>749863628NTA but if you paid more attention you would realize the source has already been posted
>>749863681the damage has been done and considering TPC's general stance. it was intentional
>>749858145may i see the rest of this picture
>>>/vp/
>>749862394All artists that draw cream filled cookies/red rockets are possible suspects.
>>749862763>endless porn dumpsThat's what this thread is
>>749864030it's insanely suspect. like literally most of his stuff isnt even hot. you have to literally want to fuck cats and dogs with how he draws pokemon porn
>>749864092/minvg/ are truly retarded
>>749855680"let's make jynx for the emo generation"
>>749864163and they succeeded...too well
>>749860653Owe me mindcontrol anal sexual training
>>749864208>and they succeeded...too well
>>749862763I'll honestly take a pokemon flood over all this gay ass not so subtle gachashit makign every other thread
>>749864293What would that process entail, pray tell
>>749864415Same. The containment board we need is the fucking gacha one. Then just make a "/v/news" board to contain all the e-drama and MAYBE we'll have a shot at a usable board someday.
>>749864103Yeah, who would want to do that, haha....Certainly not me!
>>749864481>The containment board we need is the fucking gacha one>>>/vmg/Guess why it's not enforced
>>749862985>Pokémon is more than just videogames>That's why I need to post it in the videogames board.Amazing.
>>749864651I don't even think you're pretending to be retarded lol
>>749864426Good trainers can hilt their gardevoirGood trainers don't spillGood trainers get headpatsGood trainers get treatsThe treat is creamy
>>749856976There were humanoid Pokemon in gen 1 you clown
They are fully aware of what they did, hence why every new generation has its own gardevoir attempt
for me, its lurantis
>Entire thread is just one really autistic, gay and virgin bluebadge janny calling everyone else a virgin>And no saucePost the sauce already faggot.
>>749864796>don't spillWhat would there be to spill?
Gardevoirfags in this site are 80% waifufags 20% sissy hypno faggots.
>>749865434Sounds like you're both
i'm more of a salazzle guy myself
For me its Gardevoir, I love my wife so much
>>749865421That's for you to find out! Get started today, just find a gardevoir in your area and start training!
>>749865376Found the sauce it's >>>/vp/
>>749864917>disingenuous retardNothing from gen 1 is remotely comparable to Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir. Mr. Mime, Jynx, Hitmonchan etc clearly look like creatures. The Ralts line borders on humans in cosplay.
>>749860624Came here to say this
>>749856976Gardevoir is hot because shes not a shitmon. She carried my horny ass through every game with an early ralts. Shoutout to Z-A where i can drink coffee while garde stares at my Soul and has no sitting animation
gardemilk
>>749865791Do you have that image?I posted that hoping someone else had it
>>749865893But gardevoirs are washboard flat
>>749865948Gardevoirs raping their trainer basado
>>749865983Keep breeding with them until the booba genes make through
>>749865376literally just throw it in image search and its first result
>>749866031Y-You're not gonna milk your daughter, r-right?
>>749863170Shame smash never got its own boardWhat happened the summer of 2018 was a mistake
What is the ideal gardevoir size?
>>749862394>>749864030>>749864103You guys don't get it. Real animals are not sexy at all. They don't have fuck-me eyes. They don't have fat asses or subtle curves. They don't have human intelligence or wit. They are smelly and gross. These drawings are closer to human than you think. They just retain the more exotic and on-model aspects of pokemon than your average beach ball stapled renditions. Finding these pics attractive doesn't implicate anyone as zoophiles.
I liked that they used KanaHana to voice her in that one short
>>749866242
>>749866242slightly shorter than you so when you kiss each other, you have to lean towards her or she raises her heel to reach you
>>749866242Females should be XS, males should be XL
>>749866368>ywn get headpat by gardevoir
>>749866371>heelwho is gonna tell him?
>>749866274Holy cope. You're a pet fucker.
>>749866438You wouldnt survive those grippersYou'd be enslaved instantly
>>749865983Not all of them.
>Check /vp/ for once>It's a blue boardColor me surprised
>>749866451she can use telekinesis to make herself float a bit if you want
>>749866274Anon you aren't allowed to be able to distinguish between fantasy and reality anymore, there can only be one (reality). Not having black and white thinking is antisemitic
poketitties...
>>749866368whats with the tongue
>>749866514Imagine your pokemon growing massive tits but also coming with an inbuilt paizuri stopper
>>749866514I should slop gardevoir breast envy
>>749866620shes a goober
>>749866620Artist likes his mlem.
>>749866653Breast envy leading to rape of trainer to assert alpha status
>>749866747do NOT mlem
>>749866752>competitive trainer rapeUhhh I need an adult
>>749865983contrary to popular belief cup size doesn't affect productionthe milk will flow
>>749866828Was more of the idea that flatty was a bad apple, but when there's blood in the water. . .
>>749866274This is the kind of post you see along side loli pics at a pedo's trial before they reveal nanny cam footage of him molesting his niece.
What about being titmogged, and then pregmogged?
>>749855680gonna make my gf dress up as gardevoir
That anon does not have a gf
>>749866530They must've waited for you to visit because I checked /vp/ for once and there was no less than three /e/-but-it's-pokegirls threads and one of them was clearly blacked bait.
>>749864612>>749865085Why is /v/ so obsessed with gacha? You spend more time talking about it than we doIt's very clearly not going away so all you can so is scream into the void
>>749867226pokemon is the original gacha
>>749866274Yeah, there are some artists that are definitely suspicious, but this one isn't one of them.
>>749867619nice bulge
>>749867175I meant not that the board was safe, but rather that it is blue, just as i checked by the first catalog line there was 3 "stealth" porn threads.Like why they even bothered to make the pokefuckers board blue lmao
Imagine how comfy it is under her "skirt". You can just stay there.
>>749863376do they get deleted? no? thought so.
>>749868114Uh oh melty
>>749867619>Is wife>still used to earn money cock fightingBitch is here to counter dragons.
>>749863806Fir3born is the artist. That’s all you’re getting. I’m phone posting from an auto shop right now. Not going to porn site to get you a link.
>>749867619sounds like a rick and morty outburst IMO
>>749868207By their god's design pokemons are made to fuck and fight, it is what it is
>>749868689>I'm being fucked then mindwiped by my gardevoir on the regular, but it's okay.
>>749868801
>>749868853
>>749868689predatory gardevoir waifus prefer their anon-husbandos to be untouched by that knowledge
>>749868575>Arceus: "A human male helped me out?">Arceus: "I Will literally give all humans a slave race to fuck and use for fighting."Worst or best god?
>gardevoir tag>it's a normal woman but with gardevoir's head>or worse, it's a muscle mommy with gardevoir's head>wearing clothesthese people don't actually like gardevoirit's canonically a sticc
>>749868996If God is a whore, why call her God?
>>749866591Jews are pedophile cannibals
>>749868996worst
>>749868240ty
>>749855680Read Pokedex entryPmd Rescue Team has a story about it
>>749869079
>>749869149
>>749864612>>749865085>>749868114>>749869057>>749869115so, mods play gacha games
I like both lewdposting and fat fuck wholesome pokemons. I save daily live pics and I wish gardevoirs would facefuck me retarded. No homo.
>>749869292based
>>749869295god I love clodsire
>>749869057>imagine rules in your head>repeatedly break the actual rules attempting to enforce your delusion on others
>>749869360
>>749869410LOOK at this happy fat fuck
>>749868689It's okay anon. Go have dinner with your Gaardewife and then cuddle on the couch.
>>749868689>gardevoir is a janny
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>>749868207is your mother a stay-at-home mom or does she go to work?
>>749869364>Call out double standards in rule enforcement>Get rules selectively enforced on you
>>749869292>protected by tranny jannies religiouslyIt's on the tin, buddyYou are not allowed to question why a million /e/ threads are required to be spammed worse than generals were in the pre-/vg/ days because none of the tranny janny staff were even alive in those days>749869343>749867226Kill yourself nigger, posting openly as a janitor is also not allowed
>>749862647>go in for paizuri>surprise stomach bulging sex
>>749866514These are all boys btw
>>749869831Why does she keep deleting the Deltarune threads but leave up threads about random cartoons and literal who faggot journos up?
>>749867226>Why is /v/ so obsessed with gacha? You spend more time talking about it than we doKill yourself nigger janitorYou will never be human or belong on this website
>>749862407At least give a source, butthorn.
>>749870039She's trying to shit up the board so anon stops wasting his time here instead of fucking her. Sooner anon stops posting here the sooner 4chan returns to its glory days.
