ITT: Retarded Minigamez
How did this go unnoticed for years?
>>749893697Gerudo horseback archery.
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>>749893805Dai-saster
i have women in retardy fatigue.
>>749893867I have fatigue havers fatigue.
>>749893916i'm just fat.
the chat being nothing but bot spam is depressing to see
>>749894074then roll to save energy
>>749894172sit ups my friend sit ups
>>749894209don't forget push ups, build your back
WHAT THE FUCK
and not a boomerjak waluigi in sight, incredible.don't post one now, it's too late.
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>>749894431>>749894405>>749894397>>749894279>>749894209>>749894172Can someone explain what these threads are for? I know its a hidden twitch stream but why? Is it fun just watching cpus play mario party or
>>749894502no retard we're just talking about 9-10 retarded minigames
qwerety is not a retardy streamer
>>749893697stop bypassing my filters
>>749894597Your filters fucking suck if one changed letter breaks your bootyhole.
>>749894502There's a secret art to retardy. The AI is a special level of stupid made to self sabotage themselves for the sake of letting the most casual player win. When you have a game with nothing but these computer players, you effectively have a blind chicken race to see which once will bumblefuck their way to first place. You'll be surprised how ridiculous some of these results get
>>749894693It just sucks that nowadays its for retards to shill themselves and become ecelebsLike thelordofawesome
>>749894730its been like this for almost a decade now, you fags forget teach
>>749894730that's the whole internet now.
>>749894693This. Also the occasional fan art, and that you get to chill and hang out with people on the weekend.
>>749894803>>749894730>>749894774All you need to do is have a totally anonymous person stream it with a totally random name and zero interaction in the chat. If someone has interaction and has a name they're known by they should be barred from being watched
>>749894897That sounds fucking gay and you should kill yourself
>>749894897Yes, anyone with a recognizable name should be barred...starting with YOU, Anonymous.
>>749894953and this is why the "waah I hate seeing names" spiel is pointless.
>>749894897i have no idea what you're talking about
>>749894970Or should I say.GERRY MARTIN FROM PEORIA ILLINOIS!!!
Don't feed the engagement fag
>>749895087yeah we should all stop watching nine_ten
>>749894730how is thelordofawesome shilling himself and becoming an eceleb
Years of trying to put a damper on the enjoyment of others, instantly and consistently invalidated by simply watching the CPUs. It warms my heart that no matter what tactic our admin-assigned thread schizo uses, he will never be able to take the Mario Party off my screen.
>>749895302yeah suck that cock good baby
What happened to lomelli? Is that nigga still around
>>749895361he got married
>>749895361retired and wiped his channel clean of retardy
>>749895340you didn't explain to me how thelordofawesome is shilling himself and becoming an eceleb
>>749895320that's because 4chan's full of losers that whine so much that normal people don't even care about them.
>>749895320Powerless, as all schizos should be.
>>749894730*Dr. Thelordofawesome
i think the mother series sucks
>>749895729same
>>749895705nobility outranks profession so technically it's the lord doctor of awesome
>>749895795
spooky warning
have we already reached the part where the schizo is spamming porn to get thread deleted
>>749896040spookier warning
>>749896040saved
>>749896071i'm not the schizo i just think daisy is sexy
>>749896071Jokes on him, I'm saving and gooning it to it later.
>>749896071generally they don't spoil the image
OVERTIME
this is the worst fucking game of 3 i've seen in years and i sincerely mean that
>>749895795it's phd dr, not medical dr.
What a beast of a woman
>>749896783Dong..is woman!? HOW!?
>>749897135>naming your computer jessicai kneel
>>749897135what is this
>>749894502It's just a stupid ass general that for some reason the jannies refuse to exile to >>>/vg/
Get this oversized chimp outta here.
Daisy was on super hard right?
The ape is in jail
>>749894953>Bro I love recognizing le streamers!!
>>749897268Love that artist. Just wish he would stop whining when I just want to fap to his porn.
>>749894897Every single person that has ever watched or streamed retardy did it wrong according to your retarded demands
>>749897462I would a white Daisy.I would a brown Daisy.I would a black Daisy.I would an Egyptian Daisy.I would a Bermuda Triangle Daisy.I would an Easter Island Daisy.I would a Chinese Daisy.I would a Daisy with any number of eyes.Nakadashi impregnation sexo with all Daisys.
>>749893697There's a difference between retarded and personally frustrating.
>>749897456says more about the streamers than retardy desu
>>749897634t.
>>749897634Elephant Daisy?
similarly to how mp4dx fixed mp4 just by adding duels and random itemswhat small changes do you think could fix mp5 if it was modded?
>>749897832DK
>>749897832fucking remove the god damn gumball machine and simply add an item shopand fix chance time being rigged for the player on the left
>>749897634>a Bermuda Triangle DaisyPost examples.
>>749897891you'd have to change how capsules work too since it would be kinda dumb to pay to buy them and then pay again to use em
>>749897769I am not a furry but I will not allow such a trivial thing to compromise my ideals.
The next Super Mario Party should bring back Super Duel Mode.
>>749897832make it so you can target other players with the negative effect capsules, like the hammer bro or spiny ones, if you pay to use themas it stands there's literally no incentive to use them (you either pay to hurt yourself or put a space on the board that can randomly hurt anyone with no benefit to yourself)
>>749898457>put a space on the board that can randomly hurt anyone with no benefit to yourselfThe benefit is randomly hurting people.
>>749897891have both so the players have plenty of orbs to use every turn. and make trap orbs disappear after someone land on it.
I think capsules having no player/team loyalty is a novel idea. The real problem is that events in 5 take so goddamn long. Paratroopa is a terrible item not just because you don't get to keep the money, but because on top of that it also takes 15 seconds to do something that should take like 3.
>>749898457>no incentive to use thembesides spaces having ownership, this is also something 6 solved by having orb star be a thing (and the bonus coins for opening orbs, but i always thought those are kinda bullshit)
>>749897673Nah you're just a faggot
