*Changes races between games*
What are the ages of all 4? Asking for research purposes.
>>749924986do NOT sexualize the clemussy
>>749924773Season 2 > Season 1 >>>>>>the rest
>>749925043this
>>749924773From right to left>Cute>Cute hot>Stay away from me>Cute sexy
Blud this is a pedo thread
>>749924773season 2 clem is best
>S2>S4>S3>S1in terms of breedability
>>7499252433/4 is hebe
>>749925243I wanted to discuss how she went from being Asian to brown
>>749924773I could never be racist to Clem
>>749925419All creative industries got flooded with people who look for signs that characters were secretly darker all along and then change the characters to "match".
>>749925419she doesnt look asian in any of those, also there are brown asians (im not talking about indians)
>>749924773gonna get a tan so i can change my race too
I can only think of Clem and Alyx as blasian eye candy. Why is it so rare in games?
I like her butt
>>749925847because they're rare IRL too
>>749925815S1 Clem was based off an Asian dev's daughter and she looks Asian to me
If this guy had made flash cartoons like Randy Stair he'd be just as popular. I would vote he's just as crazy and delusional. Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>749925851Imagine being the kind of guy that sees this perky thing and feels a wave of insecurity and suppression instead of just enjoying the beauty.
>>749925043>>749925142Season 2 fucking sucks compared to 1?????
>>749924773She’s blasian
>>749924773From right to leftChinkSpicChiggaNignog
>>749926716Where does this, "dude she's black!" meme come from. Her father isn't her biological dad, her mother doesn't look that black, and she lived in a house within a Georgian suburb--blacks live in cities.>>749926741I thought she changed races in S3
>>749925419>asian
>>749926576is it 3d if it's ai generated?
>>749925419Isn’t she Blasian? Like Alyx Vance.
>>749927215>>749927542She has zero black features
>>749927436no, but it's clear that it was his intention. otherwise he would have generated an anime or 3dcg version or similar.
>>749928038the frizzy hair
>>749926741Left looks like your typical Caucasian loli that you see dancing on her ticky tocky.
>>749927069It's funny seeing you cunnyfags in denial that you've been lusting over a half-black girl this whole time.
>>749924773You now remember the guy who killed his entire family over clementineFrankly, I don't think you can get more mentally ill than that
>>749930150Need the story. Sounds like lolita complex kino.
>>749924773>We never got the game where we play a male char who can encounter Clem was one of our possible companion and hit on her, and potentially successfully win her over Let me sleep with Clem.
>>749924773why does the dirty whore wear lipstick in 3
>>749930565Cause she reached puberty and wanted to fuck.
>>749930403https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosper_family_murdersIf I'm correct the ingame decision he was referring to was whether you would kill or try to save larry
>>749931058I'm glad I have an aversion to hurting people damn.
Anyone else notice how all the 3d lolis people keep masturbating to and fawning over are all from horror/future apocalypse genres? Clementine. Sarah Miller. Young Sherry Birkin. Eveline. Laura from Silent Hill. Alice Williams. The latest loli from RE9. Diana from Pragmata kinda. Like seriously what is up with that? Honestly.
>>749931404Girls represent a future and their cuteness contrasts nicely with a poor environment. It also creates tension by having the loli exposed to peril without having to do much extreme, since we care more for them naturally. This is why they are more common from these sources as sadly there aren't many games nowadays made just to be pure euphoria that would just feature a cute loli for the sake of it.
praise clementine
>>749925419asians are brown
>>749933616In a cavern, in a canyon,Excavating for a mine,Dwelt a miner, forty-niner,And his daughter Clementine.Oh my darling, oh my darling,Oh my darling, Clementine!Thou art lost and gone forever,Dreadful sorry, Clementine.Light she was and like a fairy,And her shoes were number nine,Herring boxes, without topses,Sandals were for Clementine.Drove she ducklings to the water,Ev'ry morning just at nine,Hit her foot against a splinter,Fell into the foaming brine.Ruby lips above the water,Blowing bubbles, soft and fine,But, alas, I was no swimmer,So I lost my Clementine.
>>749925243And I'm sure you came in here just to let everybody know, right?
>>749924773She's too cute, no negritas look like this
S4 Clem is made for marriage and daily breeding
>>749925419shes not even half black, shes full black. the problem comes from the fact her model is based on an actual child. an asian one, and they just decide to call her black ingame
>>749925419You know the Middle East, the Arabian Peninsula, India, the Indochinese Peninsula, the Indonesian islands and Philippines are all geographical regions of Asia, right? And all those regions are inhabited by brown people, right? Which means all those brown people are Asians, right?
>>749934751
clem's juicebox
>>749925243no duh, brainiac
>>749924773from uoh to meh.
>>7499252432 of the clems are prime breeding age thobeit
>>749933721>>749935003No-one says Asian and means brown, I obviously mean she is East Asian >>749933616You didn't let her drink, smoke, or curse, right?>>749928773Japanese people can have hair like that.
>>749937375>You didn't let her drink, smoke, or curse, right?
>>749937375Japanese are basically all colors of the rainbow except black and have very high feature diversity. It really should be considered its own race. But it is the rule of modern times that you have to understate the scale of Japan.
>>749931058>Prosper also admitted to having made plans for a school shooting at his former primary school>St. Joseph's Catholic SchoolThis was going to happen regardless of whether he played that game or not.
>>749937802It is surreal how nearly every event like this targets the religious now to the point where even churches have to be fortified by police but the media says nothing about it even though they love to report on the fact that the shootings happen.
>>749924773season 3 > season 2 > season 1 > season 4
>>749924773Mutts can do that.
>>749938186Transgressions by the semitic ruling class aren't to be reported, goy.
>>749924773I stopped after Season 2. Is it worth it to play Season 3 and 4? I heard Season 4 was decent and it ended well.
>>749938491WRONG
>>749924773
>>749938491Correct
>>749941624Yes. Season 3 is ''your choices don't matter'' at its most egregious, but still has some fun bits. 4 is pretty good, just a bit messy and inconsistent because the devs went out of business halfway through.
>>749924986Season 1: 8-9Season 2: 11Season 3: 13Season 4: 16-17
>>749925043Season 3 and 4 shouldn't be lumped together just because they both pale in comparison to the first two. Season 3 is significantly, SIGNIFICANTLY worse. But truthfully all of them are shit and we only like seasons 1-2 for nostalgia reasons
>>749944070Zamn, I guess the age charts were correct. 13-16 is peak
>>749925374
>>749924773>hat just gets progressively more disgusting on her ratty nigger hairimagine the smell
>>7499247733>1>4>2
>>749925243Yeah nigga
Lee should have.
>>749947006she has straight hair i like it when artists make it curly tho
>>749947262God i miss selfdrillings
Clem got ruined for me when I learned some schizo worshipping her killed his entire family because his sister failed to warn her that the meat was human meat in episode 2.Now every time I see her, I keep remembering this.
>>749934589not in muttoid land, but in a lot of other places they do.
>>749938491S2 is the worst, her hair is just awful.S3 is the best everything.>>749945569yup.until 120 years ago all women would have their first kid at that age.
>>749947262first time I watched this I busted a nut so hard that I pulled a muscle on my leg.
>>749926741From right to left, or big to small (either is correct)>Latina>White>Asian >Asian/black/white
>>749937375>You didn't let her drink, smoke, or curse, right?Not as far as I could control herIn season 3 she was completely out of my hands, an absolute menace
>>7499416243, absolutely notIt's a side story involve some telenovela tier drama with a beaner family. Clem only appears as an NPC sidekick to save your ass on several occasions 4 is great. You can play it directly after 2 and it develops the themes well. You play as Clem again and it's a great resolution to get growing up. It even bridges the gap between season 2 with a short flashback.
>>749938491Same for me. I'm not sure why but S3 and S2 are the sexiest by a long way.
>>749952318They both seem kind of bratty in a good wayS4 Clem is too serious and responsible
>>749924773clementine is the real American phenotype: brown, undistinguishable, highly aggressive, a pussy ready to be BTFO Lee at least died with dignity
>"Clem, I'm hungry">"Clem, I'm bored">"Clem, are we there yet">Damn, I should have made Luke use a condom>Wait, I didn't sleep with Luke>And I didn't give birth to AJ, that was that other lady. Rebecca?>I really need coffee
While you guys were shevaposting, everyone was sleeping on clementine The problem is that Clementine is too mixed and Sheva is largely African
>>749952571Don't forget, single mother to a violent black child>technically not her biological kid When she gets to Wellington they ask her "whose baby is it" and she says "mine". His post apocalyptic birth certificate has Clem's name on it
>>749952571>highly aggressiveShe's a bit sassy but not highly aggressive
>>749941624>I heard Season 4 was decent and it ended well.Can confirm this. The ending is actually perfect.
>>749952838>Don't forget, single mother to a violent black child>His first kill was a kid inside a schoolThe true american family.
>>749947262>rape>with ellisAbsolutely did fucking nothing for me. Of all the fucking character models he went with Ellis.>Did I ever tell you about that 1 time I raped a mystery meat cute and funny?
>>749934186>dont save the dyke>shes just blinded and can still make out colours and shapes, also you can ensure shes only blinded in 1 eye, so she'll have full vision in the other.>still the exact same girl regardless who bounces back from the injury >dont save louis>fucking TONGUE RIPPED OUT>reduced to a snivelling shell in the fetal position who begs clem for help and has permanently lost his defining trait>this is unavoidable what did they mean by this
I hope you didn't make her lez out with that trailer trash girlShe wants a dad for AJ, not a second mom.
>>749953052I thought there was a third option where neither gets permanently hurt, or am I misremembering?I saved louis but don't remember the girl being blinded in my playthrough.
>>749953052Plus, the dyke fucking deserved itShe instantly went turncoat and joined her ex gfShe's only half blind because she was fucking with the bomb we planted trying to defuse itShe's lucky it didn't take her whole damn head off>Violet and Minerva What a pair of lesbian names
>your post apocalypse daughter is your mixed gunslinging daughterwife The kino we were denied
>>749953183When I did it she was temporarily blind after the paddleboat fiasco, then at the end of the game when she apologises she has a patch over one eye but can still see normally with the other ,
>>749924773s3 clementine looked like she'd hold a man at gunpoint while shes riding and pull the trigger just as she cums, something about her eyes looks crazy, the iris are super stark
>>749953275>S3 early plan>Older Clem>Younger Javier>You play as Javier on a road trip with Clem to save your family and AJ from the evil slavers>You get to smooch herSee how she's taller in this early poster?But the suits decided this was not the direction they wanted to go in
>>749953574>gunpoint while shes riding and pull the trigger just as she cumsthat reminds me of that one Kino doujin
>>749953574
>>749953668is it the one by azo
>>749953830What?It's by that one artist that usually draws traps.
>>749931404Because those environments force a semi-little girl to grow up fast
>>749935003>all those brown people are Asians
>>749953873
>>749925043Season 1 Clem is the ideal daughter.Season 2 Clem is a fucking sociopath.
>>749944070She does not look 13 in that one.
>>749951112Well if it was that early why didn't he just restart the Ep
>>749954103>Season 2 Clem is a fucking sociopath.She does what needs to be done
Clem is actually super fucking shortShe's exactly the same height in S4 as in S3, the OP pic is misleadingShe barely grew six inches from ages 8 to 16
>>749954215
>>749952796I'd sleep on Clementine
>>749925373I really hope they don't mess with the models too much with the upcoming Skybound remake/remasterI would actually prefer them to expand the plot of S2 and S4 a bitS2 just ends in the middle with Carver, then just kind of goes nowhere for the rest of the seasonS4 is coherent but the school needed more development. It would have been perfect to have aspect of retaking the school from walkers and bringing different parts back into operation. Greenhouse, library etc. Maybe finding a video tape in the library to show AJ that cartoon that he has merch from. Then also greatly expand the defense of the school so you can actually have different choices to make, possibly determined by which parts of the school you have restored.
>>749954307
Honestly, I love games where you can potentially play your main character as fucking unhinged, even if the canon says they are heroic. Fallout 2 and New Vegas and TWD Season 2 all allow this.
>Javi, I've started bleeding, what does it mean>Well Clem, it means you're flowering into your womanhood>You can become a mom now if you wantI knew this guy gave me the ick for a reason
>>749954645>play your main character as fucking unhingedFor me, it's going on the stargazing date with Violet, taking all the constellations for myself, telling her that she's a "good friend", then letting her get capture and blown up
>>749953142At the very she least deserves something better than a surly white girl with a bony flat ass
>>749955469She wanted LukeBut Jane (that whore) stole his attention from her
Season 2 jumped the shark when Kenny returned>Kenny! I thought you died>Nope!
>raises an ungrateful, difficult child for more than a year>even after losing your own baby and husband>the little brat never even mentions you again, it's always just Lee Lee Lee
>>749953816h-hot...
>>749947262I've never actually seen the full version of this, just bits and pieces chopped up across the internet. I just assumed it was never finished.
>>749954215erotic expression
What id give for a telltale-walking dead like but based on survivors in The Crossed
>>749954007Mate there aren't that many translated Kino doujin out there...
I liked the little flashback sequence in S4 where she finds the carClem's ugly hair and jacket actually looked good there
>>749924773>her only romance options are a nigger or a womanMeh
>>749954215She looks so so azn hereNot a bit of nig in S2 clementine
>>749956825There was JamesBut after they went bankrupt they made him gay so they didn't have to write a romance with their few remaining funds
>>749952318>I'm not sure why but S3It's because she looks like Sarah.
>>749957426Not really
>>749954645she doesn't even get unhinged, those are just scraps leftover from the game they wanted to make. it would have been more realistic for a kid growing up in the setting.
>>749957684That isn't the Sarah I'm talking about.
i think i would have like season 4 if it weren't for AJ. the difference between lee/clem and clem/AJ is night and day, and i find it disrespectful to the original that they tried mirroring the relationship with such a dogshit replacement.
>>749957758I've heard this, but I don't agreeAJ is there as a foil for Clem. He doesn't need to be as likable as Clem was in S1, because he's there to put her to the test, in a sense, to see how grown up she really is. She's still the main character.It wasn't mirroring Clem/Lee, it was the final test of your daughter character growing upThat's why there's just no way AJ could work as main character in a season 5. He's just not enough of a character, plus he's kind of an asshole
>>749925378"Hebe" isn't a noun
>>749957758>why is this character dynamic completely different from this other character dynamic? >is Telltale stupid?
>>749957758I started out hating AJ but came to like him by the end He was so serious I liked how at the very end control switched smoothly to him when Clem is too weak to close the door
>>749958142they very blatantly did the same exact scene at the end.>>749958321not different, much worse. faggot. yes they are stupid, its why they folded and its why they came back like 4 times only to never make a game again.
>>749958440>they very blatantly did the same exact scene at the end.It's not the exact same sceneThat's the pointIt was heavily foreshadowed the entire season that it would end the same way, then it didn't, signifying that growth and change is still possible and that you can raise your kid to be smarter than youEven as far back as season 1, everyone expected that Clem would have a kid of her own to look after in the next season, it was just an obvious step in showing her growing up
s3 clem is by far the best
>>749947262Fuck off. My nigga Ellis would’ve never betrayed Zoey.
I think I'm a pedo
>>749958440It was pretty diferent. The Lee scene came out of nowhere. But in Season 4 there was a sense of death right around the corner from the very beginning. Starting with the walker couple who committed suicide so they could be together forever, whom you meet in the first 5 minutes>"AJ, I killed Lee because I loved him" "Clem, I love you">Antagonist lady: "Having a kid is a mistake. One day you'll die protecting him"among other things. So the audience is given this expectation from the start, it's not a twist like the Lee ending. It's a story about growing up and accepting your mortality
Press "->" to take the bat from Clem
>>749958948
Everyone in this game has such boring names>Jane>Sarah>Rebecca>Luke>David>Lee
This smug zesty nigger is smooching your daughter, and basically, you are stupid
I do not like Joan.Her smug aura mocks me.
>>749961643>Louis and Vi are both 19>Clem is 16That's not...
>>749957695They should have made the version with the tiger and the nuclear power plant
Why is this board suddenly attracted to Clementine?
>>749961931>suddenly/v/ has always been a clem board
>>749947262guaranteed massive nut every time, never gets old.
>>749957758It's like pottery, it rhymes
>we're not so very different, you and I >mister, I'm eleven
>>749924773I never paid much attention to this character but the one vid where she hides in a closet with a little black kid and he takes advantage of the fact she can't make too much noise or risk giving away their location was insanely hot. Looked like the second from left one I guess.
>>749957695Original season 2 ending was grim
>>749953006he should have used donte, cassador de demonios
>>749956416She was a cunt and the games would have been better off if Clem choked her and her spawn with the umbilical cord
fucked up that they never added her canonically to the tv show(s) or the comic...
>>749924773Season 2 clem really helped me narrow down my preferred loli type.
>>749967690kek, I headcanon this as the ending to that dogshit season. You could take the whole S3 out and you would miss quite literally nothing in S4 aside from maybe two dialogue lines vaguely referencing Gabe if Clem kissed him (yuck)
>>749952376>S4 Clem is too serious and responsible>the first 20 minutes shes on screen she accidently domes a guy in the fucking head because she thought her gun was faulty and just kept clicking it pointblank at his face like a dumb cunt. this completely implodes yours and her relation with the one of the rare safe zones in the apocalypse and she has to gtfo, ruining everythingdid you play the game anon
>>749967950>the first 20 minutes shes on screen she accidently domes a guy in the fucking head because she thought her gun was faultyThat's S3 Clem. That happens after she takes the player character back to the bar and tells you to have fun, then you overhear her having an argument with some guy. I include her as bratty and fun.S4 Clem is all like >AJ, stop playing with your revolver, it's giving mommy a headacheand >let's work on your reading, baby. and>sweetie, next time I want you to ask before shooting someone, ok goofball?
>>749967950that happened in season 3
>>749967851It's trueYou can write off S3 as completely non canon, aside from Clem being at Richmond, and having been friends with a baseball playerThe only part that matters is retrieving AJ from the burning ranch, and that isn't even in S3
>>749967484She's canon the original comics and the TV never added her because of license rights, she's been acknowledged as one of the most important characters in the franchise tho, along with Daryl who is an OC from the TV show
I do not share Clementine's affection for her little adopted niglet, but I'm glad she has a kid to look after. She's a good mommy.
>>749968209Kirkman said the other day that he wants to do more with the character. Though he also greenlit those fuck-awful comics that turned her into a horrible person so I don't trust him at all.Skybound which now owns the license also announced they're working on a remake/remaster of the original games, and possibly a 5th season as well. The press release was a little vague
>>749968209Artist challenge: draw Clem without dialling her black features up to 11Challenge rating: insane
>>749961931
sometimes women get taken over by something and it isn't the zombie plague.
>AJ is a deadly shot in combat>he will be your eyes and earsThey say this but it literally never happensSame as that big dog, literally never helps in combat
>>749968401>clemetine with absthats new
name a single choice in S1 that affects S2
>>749968285>a remake/remaster of the original games, and possibly a 5th season as wellplease no
>>749968481You'd expect her to be pretty toned from being fit and also not having any extra fat from a diet of boiled leaves and twigs
>>749968503If you tell Clem that the smell in the barn is "horseshit", she says "shit!" when she drops her water bottle in S2E1 and it rolls awayIf you use a euphemism, she instead says something like "oh darn"
>>749968403rosie kills a couple of the raiders during the compound attack IIRC
>>749968401
>>749968515Remaster is pretty certain. Some of the achievement icons leaked. S5 probably no.
>>749968401>>749968481God tier artist>>749968576MagicHat on Pixiv
>>749967690>>749967851s3 would have been megakino if it switched clem to the PC and it became the jesus+clem story
I couldn't fucking stand KennyAlways undermining my authorityWon't help me look for Clem after she gets kidnapped because he's sulking about me not dropping a rock on that old man's headWhen we find his "boat" it's a 15 foot open fishing launch, completely worthless for survival
>Javi>I don't like that crazy little girl>I don't think you should bring her around anymore
How is this bitch so fat
>>749968680>we are just friends
>>749968515>>749968610See, some of the leaked icons. They're different from the existing ones.
>>749968285>hough he also greenlit those fuck-awful comics that turned her into a horrible person so I don't trust him at all.how bad were they
>>749968680>le cheating plotI hate kirkman so much its unreal>but he didnt write season thrdont care, it has his stench
>>749968776she abandons AJ to go become a dyke and a psycho murderhobo, which is just the author turning clem into her own donutsteel OC self insert. it's god fucking awful.
>>749968776Clem left AJ at the boarding school because he "couldn't make her happy", even though he cried and begged her to stay. She then walked (?) to Greenland where she moved in with a lesbian jew girl, who died in the end.It was written by a lady who admitted knowing nothing about the character and having never played the gamesEveryone regards them as non-canon. Perhaps they are a bad dream that AJ was having. That would explain how nothing really makes sense.
>>749968548neat
>>749968743man lily couldve been so much better if she wasnt just a straight up black and white bitch of a witch
>>749968884>She then walked (?) to Greenland where she moved in with a lesbian jew girlI feel like I've heard this one before
>>749968926I always felt that her scheme of kidnapping 2-3 schoolkids to turn them into soldiers for an ongoing war made no sense. I mean those numbers are tinyIt would have been better if she was moving kids into what she regarded as a safer environment, which happens to be a militaristic settlementInstead of Minerva returning as an edgelord killer, we could have met her married to some militia guy, with a kid and pretty happy with her life. That would also give something more substantial for Violet to react to. It would play into the theme of growing up vs trying to stay a kid forever
>Clementiiiine....>The boy is >MINE
>>749968680This girl just has trouble written all over her. I can't imagine trying to do anything serious with her.
>>749968926They kinda tried it with the whole "we were like family once" bit, and you can choose to be friendly to her to a degreeI would have a liked an option to cooperate with her, and yeah also for her to be a bit nicerI thought she was smoking hot in S1
>>749968867>>749968884oofff...
>>749969119>completely reject her at every chance during the entire season>she STILL instigates your brother into attempting to murder you by lying to his face about "loving eachother"javi should have killed her as fast as possible.
>>749968654Kenny can always be convinced regardless of previous relationship by reminding him that Clem is your family like how he had Duck and Katjaa. You're probably just too retarded and emotional to connect with people.
>>749968654the plan was never to live on the boat, it was to find somewhere, preferably an island (i vaguely remember him talking about the keys), to restart in actual safety
>>749969446>>749969390Oh ok that makes more sensePerhaps I misjudged you, Kenworth
>>749969446>unstoppable senior citizens gang up on you and beat you to near death>steal your only precious last resort escape boatI remember laughing to tears when i opened that door and saw kenny on his ass
>>749937474>Relax, I only smoke after sex.
>>749969545if lee just merc'd those old fcks right off the bat the story would've probably ended with lee still alive
You didn't save the room temp IQ thot, right?
>>749969630No, I didn't save Jane
>Clem, i know im a grown man who hasn't done anything the past 7 hours, but im weeely hungwy, can you gimme the 20 candy bars i can smell in your back? Also theres 50 walkers 5 metres away, could you take care of em? Also i need my diaper changed
>>749956825She deserved Duck
>>749969682>manipulate him into giving me free meds + juicebox>tell him to fuck off when he wants to give all the food to r*becca >get him killed so that he won't take the drawer gun away from me
>>749969682Lmao those writers had zero clue You could EASILY have written a kid-protagonist story and had the player make decisions, without make her responsible for everything.Anyway it was a mistake to bring in a group of loser adults right away. Should have been /ourgirl/ on her own moving from situation to situation. Like Ep 1 was
>>749969749He probably should have thought about being nicer to you
>s2 could've had troy rapistkino with the stakes being sky high for clem once she's captured by carverWe were ROBBED
>>749969809What the hell were the thinking killing off carver so soon
>>749924773Her skin changes because of the different weathers she was exposed to.
>>749969809Yeah like in ep 1 she has an incredibly hard time surviving because she's so little. It would have been a fun point of view. That's what people wanted and expected
>>749969695duck was heavy on the spectrum anon that retard is not making it 3 yards without extreme supervisionif youre gonna ship her with a retard at least let it be a retard who was somewhat trying to measure up
>>749969749Delightfully devilish, darlin'
>>749969886No Gabe is out of the questionHe's just so angry all the timeGuaranteed domestic violence
>>749969935yeah, clem would beat the shit out of him constantly and force him to procreate
>>749969886>dorky boyfailureGrown-up Duck would be Clem's ideal man.
>>749925419She was always explicitly blasian, you literally see a family photo of her with her asian mom and her black dad.
>>749970023Oh yeah she wasn't attracted to Gabe at allShe just used her charms to make him cooperate a couple of timesOne reluctant kiss right before he bites the dust lol
>>749970053>you literally see a family photo of her with her asian mom and her black dad.Not her biological dad, though she doesn't know thatSource: dev interviewsSame source as most other shit people take as canon eg clem being 16 in the final season
>>749970181Nothing comes close to the vocaroos with the S2 suture moans.
>I'm going to need help checking out that bridge>An adult with a gun?>No I'll take the 12 year old
>>749970053Blasians don't existThey're a video game raceIf you have someone with one black parent and one asian, they just look conspicuously black
>>749970256>>No I'll take the 12 year old
>>749970256This shit would have worked better if Luke was a kid tooHe can still die
I just know that if she wasn't half-starved since she was 8, that she'd have big naturals. Her maternal instincts were robbed of her big Clems.
>>749924773Ariana Grande
>>749970345True. Her tits are quite big in spite of her underdeveloped growth
>>749924773She's not changing raceShe's just getting more and more grimy
>>749970345She definitely had to breastfeed the kid at some stageA newborn can't survive on anything except breastmilk or formulaAnd I don't see any formula around
>>749968610They should remake the games and add TPS shooter gameplay for the novelty.>S2 Clem can shotgun-jump now
>>749970464
What a chubster
>>749970497i will now play your africaslop
>>749968285Kirkman is a comic writer and they're all terrible so he'll ruin her>>749968594Cause I like Ben. Honestly, I like all of the "annoying" characters; Duck, Sarah, and I've even come to like Larry.>>749968610>S1 clem hugging S4 Clemsovl>>749968884>Turning Clem into EllyHoly cringe.
>>749970886>I've even come to like Larry.Same. He's based. He'll even save your ass from walkers at one point if you are friendly with him
>>749970950He only does that if you give him the axe and he still fucking fails
>>749925847There's also the girl from Beyond Good and EvilBut >>749925895 is right. They are very rare in real life because the asian phenotype just gets overwhelmed by the black
>>749933616Clem is a good girl.
>>749925419She's racially ambiguous
>>749958142>AJ is there as a foil for Clem.No, AJ is there because the game was made in full DEI-high so she has to take care of a full on single mom tier nigger kid with afro and the extra tinge of>kids just suck in general, don't have themrather than a kid that was as likeable as her in S1 or a>Lee if he was a kid
>>749971270>No, AJ is there because the game was made in full DEI-highshe was already his designated surrogate mom in S2. What are you talking about?
>>749947262source?
>>749971270>kids just suck in general, don't have themIt's the oppositeIt actively encourages parenthoodHe's the only reason she's aliveIf Alvin Jr was likable like Clem then it really would be a retread. He's not even unpleasant, just really serious.
>>749971339There was zero reason to make him blackAnd if you had to make him black, they could have made him a likable black like that other kid, TennesseeHe's moody and sullen and he's always mad at someone
Never played any past S2, series should've ended at S1.
>>749971503No we needed the payoff for raising our kid on S1. If anything only S1 and S4 were necessary.
>>749971437>He's moody and sullen I can't imagine an infant being passed around shitty camps in the cold and rain and being exposed to walking corpses and rampant murder against his caretakers by his other caretakers is going to be very good for the developing child brain. Clem at least had 8 years of normalcy to anchor her somewhat. AJ has known nothing else and it shows in how much of a psycho its made him into.
>>749971557>AJ has known nothing elseI liked how they really emphasized how feral he is and has never known anyone but clem. He doesn't know what a record player is, plus the whole Marlon situation
>>749971550S1 ending was perfect. Every story doesn't need an ending.
>>749971339You know that wasn't same and S2 was 2013 if we're going go the>but technicallyroute of argumentation here.>>749971339Nah, AJ just sucks as a character, don't fanfiction some kinda complex narrative reason for his existence and being tagged onto Clem. Of fucking course they just wanted to loop it back to Lee with Clem, but were entirely incapable of doing a "Clem" for Clem, so it's just this shitkid instead.
>>749971339>she was already his designated surrogate mom in S2That's another problem. What about her hopes and dreams? It just brainwashes young girls into wanting children. That's really irresponsible.
>>749925419>>749928038What, so people just forgot about this portrait way back?
>>749971803>fanfictionits the exact reasoning behind his behaviour in the games.
>>749971803>some kinda complex narrative reason for his existenceIt's not complexIt's literally right there in the game as you play itHe's always challenging her about her lessons> they just wanted to loop it back to Lee with ClemIt's completely different. Clem was a package you had to keep safe, so she was made maximally cute and likable. AJ isn't even in much real danger in season 4. He's constantly killing people. Instead it's about choosing what lessons to teach him so that Clem feels she did a good job
>>749971829That cannot be her biological father, because she is clearly not a black child
>>749971906Ed is the dad who stepped up.
>>749971829This is an evil, evil childA child of adultery and lies!
>>749971803>if I dislike a character then they are a bad character>characters need to be fun and nice people foremost
>>749971927I think her biological dad is the same guy who was fucking Lee's wifeAn asian gigachad
>Lee killed Clem's dad>Lee killed Lily's dad>Lee taught Clem to kill both her apocalypse dadsI never knew he was so evil, wtf?
>>749972139Only AJ could break the generational cycle of violence with his axe
>>749972139She only killed Kenny by accident thoughShe crashed their car because she's an asian woman
>>749970335Probably should have aged him down Would have made it more interesting with the Jane dynamic too
>>749924773I liked Chinese Clementine the best
>>749924773Age 8>whiteAge 11>blackAge 13>japaneseAge 16>colombian
>>749971934
>>749972682Clem getting her shit rocked by Troy really messed up her brain
>>749968884>left AJ at the boarding school because he "couldn't make her happy"That's... a very realistic depiction of a woman.
>>749972312Fuck it would have been coolAnd would have given a clear source of drama, like she is stealing luke from clem>local feminist not so tough since being knocked up by shota
How can anyone dislike this little munchkin?
>>749972983I only get mad at him when he's being mean to Momma Clem. Little faggot.
>>749972682Here is where she experienced her first wave of sexual arousal
>>749973016You sure it wasn't eating Mark's legs?
Clem cannot be black, because she is voiced by a white woman
>>749973009He backtalks sometimes, makes me want to slap himShe needs a man to help her
>yfw aj mag dumps lilys filthy rotting carcass
>>749968884>who admitted knowing nothing about the character and having never played the gamestheres a lot of that going around lately cough new "resident evil" movie, and other things. i think i read that the cyberpunk live action movie "will take place in a different setting" like how does that even make sense. but hollywood is dumb so i can believe it.
>>749973506I prefer the letting her live because then you get Zombie James, a fitting end for a gay zombiefucker
>>749954282Post apocalyptic malnutrition stunted her growth, and that's a good thing
>>749954651>moralfoiddingAnon, of all the societal purisms we endure on a day to day basis, the hyper vigilance over age of consent (to say nothing of the zoomer age gap policing) would be one of the very first things to fly out the window. In light of that what the spic said there is one of the tamest things that could've been uttered in that exchange
PLS POST THE WEBMS
>>749974423>zoomer age gap policingHow did they even so puritanical about this subject
>>749925034already did.
>>749953961Yes
>>749974943AJ isn't going to like that
>>749924773Walking Dead had a not-entirely terrible ending for the standards of television in its era.
>>749975040>clem, your foot kinda smells
>>749975182
>>749975167Was it fairly conclusive?
Is AJ going to fuck clem when he grows up a bit?The other options are a dyke and a landwhale
>>749976008Why wait?
>>749924773S1 is perfect, peak female.
>>749976008There's always Lilly, if they capture her as a war bride from her raft floating down the streamI'm not sure he'd want to fuck Clem, it might be a bit weird
>>749976008She might be too old for him by then11 year age gap
Clementine was born in 1994 so she's probably really old nowLike 32
>>749977085The other two are older
Kenny is always right.
>>749977439Maybe if Louis hurries he can get Clem pregnant so AJ can have a cute sister-wife without more than a 5-6 year age gap
>kill him>nevermind he was actually alive somehow>nigglet spawns>this random niggerbaby life from people I know for 3 days is more important than any of usWhat the fucking shit happened to the writers in S2+
>>749947262Anything else like this or is it a domudalaj situation where it's a one and done and they dissappear?
>>749976008The repopulation of Greater Ericson can be managedThere are three females of breeding age, and they can be paired off most naturally as followsRuby <-> Aasim, since they are already an itemClem <-> Louis, to secure a stable ruling familyWilly <-> Violet. No excuses even for lesbians. Someone must preserve the White race. Willy is more than capable.In time, this will produce three unrelated lineages which can safely interbreed. AJ can be supplied a bride from one of these, thus providing a fourth semi-distinct lineage.
>>749971641I'd motorboat those young teenage tits.
>>749977582They were full of excuses, blaming the publisher for everythingOriginally they wanted Kenny to be the main antagonist, in the Carver role, and for AJ to be the kid of Christa, the pregnant lady from S1.But then they decided on a bigger timeskip so had to just dump Christa, then invent some literally who people to generate a new baby.Then the suits kept changing their minds, and the script kept changing between episodes. That's why Sarah just died right after seeming so important.It was also meant to be Kenny vs Luke at the end, there was no Jane.But the fault is really with Telltale for not coordinating between writers.
>>749927069>"dude she's black!" meme come from. Her father isn't her biological dad, her mother doesn't look that black, and she lived in a house within a Georgian suburb--blacks live in cities.I have my theories on where it comes from, but it's a moot point.
>>749977661Willy is better off with Clem. She could fix him, but she might also lose to his cock.
>>749977805That might work better. Then you could pair Louis and Violet, two losers made for each other
>>749977468
>>749977647I think there is more but I haven't seen it in a while
>>749970497>>749977932why is her hat so fucking purple in ANF?
>>749977982Lol I never noticed but yeah it is
>>749935003If you go by that, what stops Russia from being Asia? Europe?
>>749978040Ural mountains are the boundary
>>749977805>lecherous goblin vs maternal hardassvery one-sided
>>749978092Then India isn't Asia either.
>>749978112Maybe she'll run into Javi again, after the inevitable breakup with his dead brother's stoner widow
>>749978156Has she forgiven him for fucking her shit up?
>>749978092russia is asia?
>>749978190I think she actually liked it
>>749927069She literally looks like Brittany Venti nigga
>>749978208Yeah. Normally it's divided into a European part and an Asian part
>>749924773Which Borderlands character is this?
>>749978346Bloodwing
>>749978257Then where are her big floppy tits?
There's too much artificial conflict in these games
>>749971829OH NO NO NO
>>749971829Yep She's Black
>>749971557>rampant murder against his caretakers by his other caretakersThat reminds me of the "find AJ" flashback in S4E4. That was intense.
>>749978829>>749978853This can't be happening. She has hazel eyes. Hazel! That's a white shade. Look >>749978190
>>749978829>>749978853>61 seconds apart
You wouldn't call her a nigger would you?
>>749980104A chigger
>>749980104Cute Blasian
>>749980104noI would never call my jungle queen nigger
>>749980104Only if it turns her on.
>>749980298S3 Clem would be into it but not any of the others
>>749980434thats because its the only season where she was black
Violet gave me the creeps. She was just way too friendly for no reason. Trying to groom us into lesbianism.
>>749980494Looks more indian really
>>749980494She's so fucking chopped in S3. That layer of grease is doing her no favours.
apolgy for bad englishwhere were u wen rebecca diei was at house eating troy zombified penis when phone ring"Rebecca is kil""пo”
>>749975679Rick and Katana Lady manage to make it to the most intact piece of civilization, depose Oswald Mosley, and get the support base of a non-psychotic, non-helpless city to live out their days while everyone adapts to the new norm of zombifying after death.
what went wrong
>>749980819That's pretty good. That's the Commonwealth I guess. I've heard it mentioned
>>749980850Walking Dead season 2 was shit and telltale lost goodwill
>Hey Ben.>Yeah?>See ya.>Yeah.
>>749982401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NKZ5mtgTo
>>749980850TWD was a fluke and they got too big for their britches if their production budget was kept at levels consistent with the expectation of half a million customers on a good release they could easily have kept the company going two or three times longer
>thread lusting over some preteen>still up after 24 hourswtf!?
>>749977085>11lol, I was fucking a lot of milfs that were 15-16 yo older than me when tinder was at it's peak, and the sex was mindblowing.Also I have seen women getting pregnant in their 50s, it's rare but not impossible.
>>749983870black cunny gets a pass
>>749983870you just wanted to pump this thread admit it
>>749978257>Ventti never cosplayed as Clemfucking useless whore, all she does is suck simpmoney from retards.
>>749983870had the same reactionand i didn't get any new (You)s overnight, sad
>>749924773>Amerimeme mystery meat in every entryWhat's the issue
>>749947262>le rape>over-animated>dumb car angleswhat a giant waste of time that was.
>>749980850Walking dead first episode was free om steam at some point
>>749986768Wasn't the first episode being free a standard thing for them for a while? At least for the first two TWD games and TWAU.
>>749968316Awesome, I love it when they actually make her blacker.
>>749984170I want to pump Clem if you catch my drift
>>749988568pump can mean fartwhy you would fart clem i do not know much less why you would want that
>>749989147what
>>749971095Is Jade blasian?she looks whole asian in all her concept art, although granted they've always said they're going for more of a future people on another planet thing where Earth ethnicity doesn't line up 1:1.and she's a DomZ alien deity thing anyway
>>749988568
>>749989197you tell me fartboy i would never pump clem
>>749989358She's so pure and innocent.
>>749989415
>>749989358Just imagine her seeing a penis for the first time.
>>749972139Lee passed out immediately after Clem saw her parents. They're probably both still shambling about.
clem probably stinks really bad tbqhwy
>>749973128Can't wait for her nuAda tier recast
>>749992056https://vocaroo.com/1l8xrqdWjnHT
>>749938491This. s3 Clem is sexy as hell.
>>749980850Quantity over quality. Look at the release dates. It was a rapid conveyer belt of slop.
>TroonTale games
>>749993739i hope someone steals their formatmoviegames may be glorified VNs but they are fun and i love them
>>749947262Ellis would never. He would absolutely try and charm the pants off of her, but my boy knows that “no means no”.
>>749924773Sorry i dont like girls with brown eyes
>>749952796>The problem is that Clementine is too mixed and Sheva is largely AfricanI imagine the actual cause is that Sheva is a grown adult woman, whilst Clem is only of legal age in the final season at which post most people had long tuned out of the series.
>>7499455698 is obviously peak though
>>749956416After they killed off best bro Omid immediately because of a shitty scared schoolyard bully in a toilet who couldn’t have possibly lasted that long alone, I knew Season 2 was gonna suck
Are you younger than Clem?
>>749946346>NOV2012
>>749994194Growing up in the 90s as a PC gamer it was crazy how fast P&C games disappeared so fast, it felt like 90% of games back then were just that.Fullthrottle, monkey island and grim fandango just blew my head out back then.Also all the freddy fish and putt putt games were really fun too, I pity the zoomer kids who will never play them.
>>749994878we actually share a birth date
>>749924773*and genders*
>>749995519thats probably some sort of a sign
>>749965139Where is this from?
>we need to fix racism among white men>"I, a white male, want to protect that blasian girl">nooooooooo not like that.
>>749994878Yes
How much harder would it be to remake TWD without fake choices?
>>749924773Why do western zombie female leads always become lesbians?
>>749994552Aren't her eyes yellow?>>749994878Yes
>>749980850All of the good writers from S1 went on to form Campo Santo, make one game and then get poached by Valve to never do anything again.
>>749998573A lot of the team from S1 went to S2, only two main writers left to form Campo Santo but S2 still had guys that worked in S2, for example the writer of S1 Episode 2, also wrote the final episode of S2.
>>749947262
>>749969695>>749969886>>749969935sorry but Clem HATES wh*te "men"
>>749999027I think they collaborated a lot even when they didn't receive credits on certain eps for S1 since they were all dudes from the Idle Thumbs podcast, I can't remember if they actually talked about it on any ancient eps directly though. Sean and Jake were really good storytellers but it was also probably a lot easier to write a compelling story about a foster dad instead of one about Clem growing up.
>>749999457kek
>>749999768Sean mentioned he had an entire outline for S2 and even wrote a full script for the first episode and even handpicked one of the writers for S2. The problem came for the nightmare that was the rewrites, the only thing from Sean that made it to the final game was the Still not bitten line
>>749982401>Let go of him by accident because I got a phonecall.Canonically how he dies.
>>749999942Oh damn I didn't know that. It seems pretty much impossible for anything to match S1's quality anyways even with a solid team behind it just because of the behind the scenes management like that at Telltale being so fucked.It'd be interesting to see a lot of that staff/the IF guys write something episodic again, although I definitely wasn't really interested in that Valley of the Gods game they were teasing before Valve ate them, Firewatch was fine though.
>>749947262>Selfdrillingi'd die for that nigga>Drills3dshoot him on site. we dont know that fucking traitor
>>749924773I don’t see it. Looks the same race to me
I only played the first 2 seasons when they came out and didn't even realize they made 2 more until just recently. Worth playing or does it go to shit as it progresses, like the show?
He needs to get his hands on an assault rifle post haste
>>750000809are those not the same guy? i rarely follow smut producer drama
>>749994527The terms of the competition were agreed upon, she doesn't get to tap out cause she's losing.
>>749968867>>749968884>Clem left AJ at the boarding school because he "couldn't make her happy">she abandons AJi wish the player could do that
>>750001020S3 isn't worth playingS4 is an *okay* ending if you've trudged through the entire series, but honestly Clem leaving with Kenny in S2 is a fitting conclusion to the series
>>750003652I wanted their boat adventures
>>749995721Leaked screenshots from Better To Sleep, the original ending for S2. The voice files are on youtube >Stay with AJ and die, or abandon him and survive, but for how long?But it was deemed too grim
>>750000351>Firewatch was fine though.Firewatch was fine, but turned to shit because it couldn't pick a theme and stick with it. Are we investigating a mystery? Is our radio buddy hiding something from us? Both were implied. No actually it's a literal what twist
>>750001020Season 3 not worth playing, Season 4 is worth playing It's a bit short (only 4 eps) but it has a good theme and sticks with it, and actually succeeds in what it's aiming for See >>749952212
>>750003652>honestly Clem leaving with Kenny in S2I picked the ending where she stays in the big fortified city with the baby, and Kenny leaves. I figured he'd wouldn't have it any other way.
I always thought she started looking more wasian in later seasons which is kind of amusing
I remember there was some TWD special comic that takes place after the game about Clem. I never seen anyone talk about it.
>>750007452See >>749968884It's horrible and everyone has agreed to ignore it
