Anon, I found this under your bed. Care to explain?
>no knotcouldn't be mine
It looks neither big nor thick and that's a truly disgusting design and color choice for it. I would never.
It's my boyfriend's
>>749942361This, taking the knot is a truly profound experience.
>>749942395it hides op's smeared shit so that it's always a surprise when he sucks on it
>no knot>no flared head>no flared base>no cumtubegrim
>>749942361>>749942473Gay. Real men give a woman the knot so she can't run away until the seed has taken hold.
>>749942395>it looks neither bigYou quite literally can’t tell how big it is from the OP image alone, retard. It could be 4 inches long or it could be 4 feet long. There’s nothing visible to compare it to.
>>749942395It looks bigger than 12x8inch which is big. How big is your hole?
>>749942272What game?
>>749942915roll for anal circumference
>>749942931hellraiser
sorry, that's just my Iron Blue Intention
>implying I'd use a dildo with shitty UVswhat game
>>749942272what fucking game is this
>>749943276>>749943290Hellraiser, it's already been mentioned.
>>749943353Right but WHAT. FUCKING. GAME??
>>749942971Is this good or bad?
>>749943601That's not how you do it This is how
>>749943550Hellraiser: Revival It just came out
>>749943550Maybe the one that just fucking released, dipshit.
>>749942272Oh, you found the small one!
>>749943751Why is it called "revival" is it's brand new.
It's good not to masturbate because it's icky and you want to be not icky for when you get an actual irl gf you can look in the eyes without having masturbated to shitting dick nipples the night before right? That's why you shouldn't masturbate right?
>>749943706
>>749943751I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HELLRAISER I'M ASKING WHAT GAME OP'S PIC IS FROM HOLY FUCK DUDE
Female sexuality should be openly discussed, mainstream, and supported by everyone.Male sexuality is basically illegal even if you are lusting after women your own age.
>>749942272That's a fairly small dildo for an average-sized anus, I'd say?
>>749943805Women are lying, cheating evil retarded whores.
>>749943550HELLRAISER YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>749942272Is this a weapon?
>>749942272Not black, that's not mine.
>>749943882If you're in any way sexuality attracted to a female as a man, your own age or not, you're a perverted scumbag who needs to be castrated for sexualizing women and creating an unsafe world for them.
>>749943896I wouldn't WANT to rearrange my guts with it, but I could easily.
>>749943849I don't get this bit. Back to the drawing board anon.
>>749943706>puberty>-25You don't even need the inches to know an American made this nonsense.
glass looking with weird texture, hell noIts not fat, veiny and black so it's not mine
>>749943706I hate the use of circumference as a size measurement. People don't see circumference. We see diameter. Just say how thick the thing is. Circumference just makes the numbers sound ridiculously big.
>>749942272thats not my ureathral sound-
>>749942272that's a pretty small dildo
>>749943805Would you be happier if you gf masturbated to pissing vagina dicks only the night before meeting you or at least a few months before meeting you? desu
>>749943896>>749944013do yuros actually think this is a lot of food
>>749944306Yes that's a lot of food and if you eat like that you are a fat nigger like most Americans
>>749944196Americans are retarded and purposely use an arbitrary measurement system that nobody else uses specifically for the reason that the numbers are bigger so they think they're getting more. It sounds ridiculous but they're really that dumb and easily manipulated. If you tell them they can choose between 1kg if rice and 2.205 lbs of rice, they're choose the bigger number because they think they get more.
>>749943849wait what game was it?
>>749943849battletoads
>>749944306Yes, that's easily three meals
>>749942576this, normalfag shit
>>749942272wat game? kcd2?
>>749943706Reminds me of that post on /fit/.
>>749944374>americans>the system created by the british
>>749942576>>749944486Might as well ask here before the mods delete it, is there an "official" name for all those animal/monster dildos? I can't believe how hard it is to find some camwhore bulging her stomach with a 16 incher on piracy sites and I refuse to believe that's because the content is unpopular so it must be me who can't search for it properly
>>749944619>>>/d/analgenthey would knowbaddragon is the usual meme dildo seller
>>749942272wdym? everyone's got one in their drawer, right?
>>749944619Used to be just Bad Dragon, but now everybody makes monster dildos.
>>749944614Yes. To make you look retarded. The British don't use it for a reason.
Which new dildo should I buy /v/? I am considering the Chance the Unflared Stallion. The issue is that the diameter of the S-size shaft is too small (1.75), and the diameter of the M-size shaft is too big (2.5).
>>749944619do real womens stomachs bulge out during sex? I thought that was just a hentia thing. I wouldn't know because I am an incel.
>>749944374Americans don't eat rice pablo
>>749944852I wouldn't know either. I am a virgin at 32 years old.
>>749944852It depends
>>749944306I don't even know if posts like this are ironic or if Americans are actually this far gone down the obesity hole.Like do you people legitimately not acknowledge that your country is one of the fattest in the entire world and stop to spend a moment of introspection when you're talking about eating four burgers, two servings of nuggets, two orders of fries and four large sodas all at once?
>>749944852I've seen it in porn a few times with petite chicks and massive dicks but it's barely noticeable. All the time with those monster dildos though and it bulges just as much as in hentai
>>749944852Depends how skinny she is. HKJ is like a hollow shell, and she can bulge like she's got a xenomorph crawling inside her.
Americans are so fat they think a visible serratus muscle is starvation
>>749944910The worst part about it is that in a first-world country like Norway or Denmark you can eat that serving and even though you'll feel ill from the amount, it won't harm your health overly much since you're already a healthy individual with a reasonable diet. But in the US you're looking at several dyes, chemicals and huge amounts of high fructose corn syrup in that picture that will get into your system and make you sick, fat and ugly. In the US they put any random shit in their food because there's 0 oversight and any company can just freely label literally anything "safe for consumption" until someone else pays for a study to prove that it's not. They are eating mountains of garbage and filth that are banned in real countries for being hazardous to your health.
>>749944781>the reasonSucking EU cock
>>749942272is hellraiser just a porn game with ugly bald bitches in it?
>>749944575>excel screenshot>hyper autismEvery time.
>>749944910>>749945189It's funny how easily psyoped people are these days
>>749945380Just Americans, really. They aren't truly human, but rather closer to being slightly lighter Indians.
>>749945292Britain is the only country that has ever left the European Union and they still won't use your inferior retardo-units.
>>749945532>your*british
>>749945174>imagine being at computersstill keks me to this day.
>>749944910What country are you from?
>>749945189the average BMI of Norway is only 2.8 less than America's, they're fat too
>>749943706>age, infant
>>749943706>>749944063>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for newfagsThis was written as part of FATAL's system which is a garbage clusterfuck written to mash together fantasy adventure roleplaying with sexual encounter mechanics
>>749946064They're also twice as tall as American goblin people.
>>749942272
>>749942272But what game????111?
>>749944306That's a lot of food and I slam down 4 mcdoubles after a long ruck.
>>749946113Infants were too old for ian
>>749944575>(baby hungry in background)
>>749944374How would you know street shitter. You ain't american and your disgusting open sewer of a """country""" has never seen a decent meal that has not been laced by some combo of gutter oil, rotting flesh and actual shit
>>7499460642.8 BMI is like 30-40lbs of difference on me which would also be over 25% of my bodyweight
>>749944575first 9 seemed real then it turned into pure shitpost1/10, +1 is for the amount of wasted time (effort)
>>749946697Damn, this Amerishit got truthnuked into a total fatty melty
>>749945734>>749945292>>749944614>>749944891>>749946697uh oh, melty
>>749942272Hmm, Marika's been here
>>749942361I am so glad I have no idea what this is.
>>749942272You can have it for a price.
>>749946979You can practically feel the vibrations from their fat folds as they impotently seethe.
>when your protagonist is a tranny
>>749944575That's fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing
>>749943805anon its 2026 most women just assume all guys play with their butt at this point.
>>749944480>threeI eat a big mac, fries and medium coke (european size, not the 1 litre US size) and I'm really full, I just don't understand how americans can engulf that shit in a single sitting and still feel hungry
>>749942361>knot dildo>futa werewolf lewd audioyep, it's fappin time
>>749942361if yours doesn't have a knot + faux-semen dispensation apparatus, are you really a dildo owner?
>>749946505Wild Lifeenjoy downloading 80 gigs of patreon tech demo so you can walk around a desert and coom for 6 minutes before uninstalling
>>749944575>+30 if it is a breed big enough to mount her
>>749945532>britain uses stones as measurement for weight>not retarded
>>749944306I have eaten 4 double cheeseburgers before, and then felt very strange afterwards. I don't think I'd survive after eating all of that.
>>749942272Ask my sister why the fuck she was masturbating on my bed.
>>749947017Pound Sterling sign checks out.
>>749944852if she(female) is really skinny, yes
>goes through hell and back to save your gf>she leaves you at the end of itwoah
>>749942610>Real men give a woman the knotSo you're not a real man huh
>>749942361I like sucking it while i watch werewold fucking videos
>>749944843Baddragon is extremely overrated. Imo nothosaur is just better nowadays.
>>749945006Argendana is chonky and she can do it too. A lot depends on the pose you ride the dildo in.
>>749952168Chinese firm tho so you can't be sure about the safety. But yeah, shops like weredog in EU are way better than BD now. BD prices are ridiculous when compared to the fucking wait times on their customs.
>>749943706lets go
>>749952326I figured bad dragon might have shaped up slightly by now.They used to take at least a month to send anything, literally every other store does better than that.BD designs aren't even very good at this point. And they never have balls on them which is a huge downside.Their penetrables are also pretty bad. Too hard and look like shit. Giga mogged by americanmeat.
>>749947017>supplied cleaned or as in the pic
>unironic fag talk in /v/Gayer than /lgbt/
why do so many of us own dildosis this why mom didn't want me to play videogames?
>>749952587/v/ is a board for righteous, moral, God-fearing cis faggots. /lgbt/ is called /tttt/ for a reason, and I'm glad they have self-segregated.
>>749952726Dog dick is just better
>>749952925i've considered getting a knotted one but i have dogs and feel like it'd be weird.it'd be like having a negro friend and owning a BIG BLACK HOLE DESTROYER 9000. just has a bad psychological feel.
>>749953338Just think of it as a werewolf cock
>>749953367Should be that thin
that whole sequence is so pathetic i uninstalled right after it was done >sex club ran by cultists psychos that will maim and kill you just to see your insides >"consent first' and "use protection" posters splattered around everywhere>the spiciest scene is you paddling down a bitch that doesnt even show you a nipple
>>749942272I use it on your sister when she comes over
>>749953367you should be more afraid of your intestinal lining snapping and causing digestive and continence issues
>>749942361>is there a knot?>there is knot
>>749942272At first glance I thought it was a squat plug, but turns out it's just a dildo.
>>749948041>futa werewolf lewd audioLink me brother
>>749954078cant really satisfy her yourself then, huh?
>>749944674>/v/ knows about /analgen/my shitposting has not been in vain
At least you dudes won't have to worry about incontinence from doing this shit because you'll most likely be dead come Christmas.
>western game>dildos everywhere
>>749948041How do you avoid getting poop on your dildo
>>749943849Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
>>749942610I decided a long time ago that if we ever develop the technology to heavily modify our penises I would dump all my life savings into giving my dick a knot plus a grappling launcher so if I see a girl bent over I can launch my dick at her ass, get it stuck way deep inside her, and then reel her in. I'd be like Scorpion only using my dick instead of a chain
>>749946428>has the biggest tits in the game >is pretty much the only woman in the game you don't see topless I'm still mad
>>749942842You see Anon, it's because no size is big enough for him, because he's a massive faggot.
>>749943706>>749946260The funniest part about FATAL is the fact that creating just one character takes 3 hours.And there's a chance for your spell to misfire and cast FATAL, which ends the game because it destroys the planet, throwing away several hours of work.
>>749944575>visible scars from cutting own nipples???
>>749943954I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT GAME IS IT!?
>>749943706>male +5oh, ok
>>749943849hour, BACK. GET IT?
This thread is genuinely unholy jesus christ
>>749947005It's just animalfucker lingo, and yes there are real people who find animal genitals attractive. Yeah they're allowed to vote too.
Alot of size queen dog fuckers here itt. Cant say im surprised, this is /v/ after all.
would the cenobites like her?
>>749944910>I don't even know if posts like thisThat post is by a specific movie critic who washed out of escapist magazine, he's a ham planet and a cringelord and the post was likely meant to go viral, which it did to some extent considering its gone around often enough to be re-screenshotted multiple times that his display name has changed in this one.
>>749942272That's not mine, mine is in the drawer, mom.You're all fucking gay BTW.
>>749947017Demons.
>>749962367You know, you can just google things, anonfuta werewolf site:soundgasm.net
>>749969721anon he's clearly referring to the post he quoted and not the twitter post that everybody has seen a dozen times already
>>749943706>tfw it is possible to have no anus
>>749942272The Puzzle Dick. You solved it. We came.
>>749942272>ridges nah, I'm fine g.
>>749946428why is the hood so unattractive? have these people never seen a latex hood in their life?
>>749970367oh right, I completely glossed over it since it was such a low effort shitpost the lardwhale meme distracted from it
>>749953593You realize the club is supposed to be a respectable front for the cult, right? People they see "potential" in get invited to the VIP rooms where they're exposed to more extreme acts until they're happily mutilating themselves and praising Leviathan.
>>749972083>we want the luchador x JASON audience.
>>749942272That's cute I guess
>>749943791Revives Hellraiser as a horror, about reviving your gf from Hell, heavy religious connotations of Christian revivals with paradoxically blasphemous yet transcendant suffering.
>>749943849Clive Barker's Notes on Women.
>>749944575>baby hungry in background
>>749942272not even a suction cup?
>>749942361>>749942473Does that actually feel good?I thought it was for furries only who want to get fucked by dogs
>>749952726california hours/euro hours
>>749952726not me, i have loli onaholes instead
>>749974062>Prostate go haha :3 OwO
>>749974062I watched some videos and chicks and dudes almost always orgasm when the knot goes in, must be the applied pressure thing
>>749974310w*men are faking it since they can’t feel sexual pleasure anywayknots are for prostates
>>749974424The anal and vag canal is so close you can feel a dildo in ass against your dick in her vag so if its thick in her ass it would push against her vag canal and she might get pleasure off that.
If you are pumping your shitter with a footlog dildo as thick as four coke cans while playing the game, im sorry but you havent played the game.
>>749943706yo
>>749974919ok but what about DnD world using the FATAL rule set huh ever think about that?sure it takes almost 12 hrs to roll one character but think of how kino it would be
>>749976532I honestly wouldn't want to play a game in which my character's anal circumference matters
>>749942272Why are you fags never talking about cockrings?It is always dog dildo this, dragon dildo that.
>>749942395>>749942454It's pretty obvious it's big and thick because it's all shiny and covered in elaborate designs. You wouldn't make a dildo that elegant unless it was especially big and thick, not so much designed to be inserted into your butt so much as it is meant to be put on display. Trust me, I design dildos for a living and my area of expertise is actually decorative designer dildos
>>749942272I’m in the mood for another round. Let me sneak back into bed so I can shove my boyfriend’s footlong into my ass.
>>749942272I was doing the 3D dick maze to improve my cognitive health, mom
god this board is full of a bunch of retards. you are not interesting because you are degenerate. being degenerate is the easiest, most boring thing ever.
>>749942361It can be addressed with an extra-thick mushroom head.
>>749942272the fuck is moby huge doing under my bedmy bed's on the fucking groundnobody sane stores dildos just on the ground, right
>>749977874put things in your ass, autist
>>749942272>No flared baseWhat amateur made this?
>>749978523>trying to groom other anonsdisgusting
>>749944306Just a man coping with the sequels his own personal Vietnam left on him...Sad.
>>749945174I miss that stupid fucking retard so much is unreal.
Nothing beats pumping your asshole with the biggest thickest dildo you can take. Its the only way I game.
If you dont randomly shit your pants when farting then you arent a real gamer with a gaper.
I never knew 4chan was full of tranniesgrim
this is the vaguely relevant thread, nobody will know I'm going to buy 11 pounds of chinese tits and pussy and ass
>>749985562Nice you going to suck on them titties as you pound the pussy and ass? Asking for a friend
>>749980069>Get feces on your dildoGood job retard
>>749987398it's not that tall
