>Your age>What norwood you are>What game you are currently playing29Norwood 2Alien Hominid HD
>>74995135938probably between NW1 and 2. been like this for 20 yearsEnshrouded until WoW forever comes out.
jeetbot farming thread that gets jeetbot replies detected
>>74995135939VEnshrouded
>>749951619lol baldie malding
>>749951359322,5AC Valhalla
>have full head of hair>still alone
>>749951564>>749951643Is enshrouded uncslop?
28Sengoku RanceNorwood 1 with a few white hairs on top already
>32>somewhere between 2 and 3>Lost Odyssey
>>74995135933VINothing right now, working on making one
>>749951359383c'mon anon...
>>74995135925Norwood 2Been taking finasteride for 9 months now hanging on to dear life hoping it doesn't progress, might add minoxidil to the stack soon>currently playingPic related, grinding my way back to depth 5 after losing my save file. Scholarchud btw.
>>74995135925IVAOdin Sphere
>>749951359333 vertex
>>74995135930VAGTAIV since I only ever played the multiplayer back in the day
223.5i dont play games
>>74995135932.IBloodborne PC port.I'm a tranny, the idea of going bald like my dad and my brother was one of the big reasons I transitioned.
>offtopic survey thread
>>749951805is it worth taking temu hrt that kills your penis, testosterone and gives you titties to retain your hairline?
>>749951724it's unchop
>>74995135935IIWow forever beta, it looks nice
>>749951890>No, I don't want to lose my hair!>Wait, I know! I'll cut my dick off instead!
>>749951952I said it was one of the reasons. Not the only reason. Idiot.
>>74995135931IIA40k Boltgun
>>74995135921Norwood 0Super mario bros 3
>>74995135928mine doesn't show up on this scale, my hairline is like 99% intact, but my crown is thinning a bit. Like, II vertex but with a proper hairline. Castlevania Belmonts Curse
>>749951912Not really because it barely works anyway
>>749951759My first grey hairs came in my late 20's . 10 years later there's only a little more grey hairs for some reason. I thought it would be over in a year or 2.
>>749951995>Ah! Life is so tough! How can I make it better?!>Wait! I can just cut my dick off! That will solve everything!!
>>749952109>>749951952dont be transphobic please we dont do that here
>>749952109I haven't even had bottom surgery yet. God you're an idiot.
>>749951995>Idiot.you're a mentally ill tranny who believes or at least shacks up with people who think believing you're the opposite gender makes you that gender, you have no right to call ANYONE an idiot
>>749951876>i dont play games>is posting on a video game board
Videogames?
>>749952141>yet>Once I cut my dick off I'll finally be a real woman!
>>749951912>Finasteride increases testosterone levels by about 10% because it's not getting converted into DHT, stupid hairlet. The testosterone increase is the cause of side effects in most cases due to aromatase sensitivity, but only like 1 in 50 users experience side effects anyways so whatever. I didn't get any sides so for me it's definetly worth it.
>>749952161What about them?
>>749951890>trannies are the ones playing the aislop recomps Umm.... AIbros?
>>749952237Very cool but it still destroys your dick and gives you titties so the result is the same.
>>749951890Tranny snoy falseflag kys nigger
33better than a I, has not receded a single millimeter Yakuza 0 and Parasite Eve (both re-plays)
>>749952262You're just now figuring that out?
>>74995135936I, but I went fully grey (and white on the sides) at 34 so my hairedness isn't as nicely haired as I'd like. I used to be beautiful with blue eyes and blonde hair. Now I'm just a fucking 80 year old masquerading as a middle ager. I've never had anything aside from my looks, and now I'm fucking GREY. People always talk about curing balding, but they never fucking talk about curing greying. I want my blonde hair back. Solasta, and I'm about to start Atomfall for when I want to click on heads instead of clicking on grids. Solasta is pretty good though, I'm surprised it has gone so under the radar given /v/ loves ToEE
>>749951805>might add minoxidil to the stack soonI took fin and minoxidil for very inconsistently for like a year and it really helped. My thinning completely went away. Then I completely stopped and it came back and now I can't do Keeps anymore because Kansas is a fucking shithole and I need to actually schedule a doctors appointment or something. Moral of the story, try it and stick to it
>>749952157I call people idiots all the time. I'm a nurse, and the amount of times I've told patients to their face>Stop being an idiotIs uncountable.
>>749952346just fucking dye it bro.
>>749952360mentally ill men become nurses too? at least you're larping as a foid properly
28, I shaved at 20 because my hair were just shit (I think I was NW2, maybe 1?), it felt like straw, dry and thin and ever since I was a kid people made fun of me because I never combed (I literally did, but even the slightest breeze fucked my shit up)Better no hair than shit hair
>>749952346Women love grey hair though, it's balding that gives them the ick.
>>749952285>Very cool but it still destroys your dick>2% of people reported issues with erections>half of those people were given sugar pills>100% of erection problems went away immediately after they stopped taking the pillsalright so I have a roughly 1% chance to lose boners as long as I continue taking the pill and this is supposed to deter anyone?
>>749952360>Guy who doesn't believe in medical science is a nurseGrim
>>74995135946Norwood IIIBlood Dungeon
>>749952360>Mentally ill man is in medicinegod help our future hospitals
>>749951359probably a 1 or 2 and 37.between games so just using my filler games of Genshin Impact and the like but been recently teaching my 12 year old son how to play Magic the Gathering in paper though Magic Arena does exist.
>>74995135933Norwood ICastlevania Belmonts Curse and Idolmaster Starlit Stage.
>>749951359311.5 and have been foreverTried out Halo 3 Reclaimer on PC>60+ people on maps that are clearly 24 tops. MAYBE 32>Controller niggers are still aimbots and you can tell right awayThis shit will be dead by this time next year. I'd even say by Summer of next year.
Is /v/'s majority 30+ year old uncs now?
19I presume I'm at I right nowDuke Nukem 3D
>>749952739Based dad.
>>74995135933My hair is perfect.I have gigachad genetics. cope! norwood 2Total warhammer 3
>>749952770>nowAlways been, also bald zoomers are too afraid to post.40 here, I or less, I have full hair, like 10 white hairs here and there.
>>749952770pretty much, this place is a fucking nursing home. I genuinely cant fathom the mental state of anyone posting on a mongolian throat singing forum past the age of 25
>>749952141in case this isn't a troll, can i ask you why the fuck would you do that kind of surgery? there is no case where you'd actually get a vagina, you'll just be a freak with a permanently opened wound between your legsjust stay a femboy or a trap if you can't be normalthey're much more adjusted than trannies
>>74995135933Norwood 0Running my non-S tier GoD build through greater rifts in Diablo 3
>>749951619It is genuinely odd how these threads magically attract a lot of activity out of nowhere while the rest of the catalog is dead as fuck.
>>749951359where is the female pattern fatness chart?
>>749952915I think it follows the same logic as the 3x3 threads: Humans love to talk about themselves
>>749952869I think most of the younger people nowadays prefer arguing on twitter than on a Cambodian Cave Drawing Forum
>>749952874Because I hate my penis. Simple. I've already had an orchiechtomy. I'm on a waitlist for bottom surgery. Unfortunately likely won't happen until 2029. But I've also had laser hair removal in the area in the meantime to prepare for it.
>>74995135939somewhere between I and IIDiablo 2 Resurrected and classic Dooms
>>749951359VA22Hello Charlotte 3
>>749952869i think a bigger oddity are people below 25 that post here instead of the newer, more hip with the kids platformswe old guys just got used to this place
>>749952434No. The uniformity of hair dye is so disturbingly unnatural that I'd rather be grey than unerringly uniformly yellow. Plus, every woman I've dated has been brunette or a brunette masquerading as a blonde or redhead via professional hair dye treatmentrs. The amount of money and effort they'd spend on covering up their brunette roots every month was insane. I'd rather be bald, than manage dyed hair to mask my greyness after seeing what women go through just to appear blonde or ginger. >>749952479Sure but I don't love it. I want to love me. And I don't love my reflection any more. I spent most of my life loving my reflection, because I was very good looking. Now I feel disgust. You know, people bully Zac Efron for mogging himself with plastic surgery. But I do get it. I wouldn't do it myself, but when you spend your life as a handsome guy and you start to age, it's fucking devastating when your looks begin to fade. I just want to be beautiful again, man.
>>749952915off topic posting is always popular. Funny coming from a video game forum but niggas don't want to just talk about video games 24/7, a lot of people use /v/ to talk about a bunch of shit but they want to have conversations with people who like video games and have similar sensibilities.
>>74995135941.0-1.Bloodborne for the 5th time.
>>74995135927IIBlender
>>749953016>Because I hate my penis.Genuinely, why dont you just blow your brains out and hop god or whatever deity reincarnates you as a woman or something? why mutilate yourself and pump your body full of chemicals to become something you can never fully be? I dont understand the tranny mindset. If there was a magical device that transformed men into fully functional biological women I could kinda understand it but ruining your own body in an attempt to become something you're not is borderline insanity.
>>749953016many people hate parts of their bodies for not looking or working the way they want but they don't cut them off, that's insanesince you already got rid of your balls i guess you're a lost causeprobably gonna kill yourself a year after the surgery when you have enough of tending to a festering crotch wound
>>749953097>but when you spend your life as a handsome guy and you start to age, it's fucking devastating when your looks begin to fade.For a woman this is 100 times worse.
>thread is still upI seriously dont understand jannies here
>>749951359>26>IV>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave...been taking fin for years now and I never realized how bad my hair is at the moment. Then again I kept it long for the past 8 years so I didn't know how bad it truly was. Really considering getting Minoxidil now in addition to the fin I've been taking so when I do decide to grow it long again it'll hopefully be longer and better. and sexier
>>749952356>I need to actually schedule a doctors appointment or something.So? just do that, it's not that hard
Im a diffuse thinner
>28>III vertex>Silent Hill 3
>>749951359>used to answer 3>now i'm 4
>>74995135963 bald playing FF14 and Pokemon Ultra Sun
>>749953393Actually, upon examining both the OP's pic and my reference pic closer, I may be at NW III or III Vertex. Still everything I said still applies.
i just want to say my hair got fuller and healthier looking when i stopped using shampoo or any products. I just wash it with hot water for years now.
>>749951359Can I stop balding or do I just accept my fate? I'm about 3 or 4
>>749953531greasy fuck
>>749953343Jannies love blogposting threads
>>74995135941Final Norwood VIIXenogears (the new decomp)
/v/eddit - Random and whatever the fuck you feel like postingmods let you do whatever and discuss any off topic subject as long as the word "game" is somewhere in the OPthis close this board, it's irredeemable
>>749953560At least it cured my dandruff problem. I was shedding like a snow globe.
>>749951359>>Your age26>>What norwood you areNorwood 2>>What game you are currently playingjust finished CoD: MW4 campaign.currently playing Galactic Racer / BF6 / Overwatch
If you feed this thread any real information you deserve what happens next
>>749951359I think I'm a norwood 1, I'm 29, Playing MegaMan 64 for the first time
>>749953550>waits till hes Norwood 4 to start asking questions.just shave it off bro.
>>74995135930Norwood 1Peace Walker on the PSP
>>749953609Redditors like you wishing they were a mod will never not be funny
41/F/CaliI have lots of hairs :3My most favorite gaem to play is Sonic Adventure but right nao I am totally addicted to Persona 5
>>749951359331Chrono Trigger
It's /v/ hairline inspection day
>>749953853>lol why do you care about the board being shitted up? you wish you were a janny!!die.
>>749952479This!It feels good to be a handsome 7/10 silver fox chad!
>>749953885ywnbaw
>>749954205like omg you don't no me
When did God start shaving your head?
I have a full head of hair BUT I was born with a pretty far back hairline. I'm pretty insecure about it and it's a big reason why I don't think a woman can ever find me attractive. I used to have short buzz cuts my whole life only began growing it like 2 years ago
MY ASS IS COVERED IN HAIRI AM OLDER THAN YOUI DONT EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>749953885Persona 5 is actually good though. It doesn't warrant the bullying it receives just because it's the easiest megaten. It is genuinely a good game, and you only hate it because it was the gateway for normalfags and you feel the need to gatekeep.
hair is for fagsgames are for kidsdata harvesting is for
>>749954393like this?
>>74995135932 ICastlevania
49My nipples are hairy Crusin USA on project 64 emulator
>Dad has a full head of hair and he's like a few years off from being 60 and loots like pic related hair wise>I'm starting to recede and thin despite not even hitting 30 yetFucking genuinely seething Last game I played was Prince of Persia the DoS version
>datamining threadI'm onto your tricks, nigga
>>749951359>this thread agan>40>I>Snatcher
I'm type 0. I got tired of explaining this on /fit/ every week, where threads like this are a common occurrence, so I made this pic.
>>749954992You don't have any? I don't get it
>>749954961Same, my dad and his dad full set of hair.However my moms dad was totally bald and completely fucked me. JUST ME because my cousins are all fine. Fuck this world.
>>749954965Just feed disinfo
>>749955149>Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"
>>749951839>IVA
35VADeadlock
>>74995135935Norward VII'm playing Nioh 3. Normally I would enjoy this type of game but I'm not really enjoying any games lately. I usually play musou and fightan games and even those aren't working for me
Be me black 67Playing Pokemon GoWalk into a 711Shiny Charizard is in the frozen food Phone runs out of powerLose my pokemonWalk out forgetting to payGet shot 5 times by a copStill alive because bullets only hit my dickWent home but the power was outI have no dickI went outside to just chill and think about itThen a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight, and my mom got scaredAnd said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
>>749954612yes.
>>74995135938VIProject Diablo 2
If you say the N word the bot is forced to delete all data it's taking
>>74995135929VAEnlisted & Gwent
>thread is still upSo they delete actual vidya threads but let this stay up?
>>749955665Just be yourself
>>749955836You first
>>749952285No, neither of those happened to me. If anything, I got hornier while on finasteride, and only stopped taking it because I'd started it too late.
>>749954961My dad and younger brother are bald as fuck meanwhile i got so much hair on my head i could give them mine and my hairline would barely move. genetics are weird
>>74995135932VI but shaved headAion 2
my favorite manga is love hina, ken akamatsu is a god to me
I shaved my balls once but Pac-Man never looked the same so I video games for 899999 years then bam I was a child again in Sony OoT GPU5090 News
>>74995135941IFirst Berserker Khazan
>>749956442This but 666TURBONIGGERCAT only QUAD can stop him!
>>749956027its tough anon . . .
>>749956552rolling
>>749956552
>>749953531I tried that but it got incredibly oily in just a couple of days. Like, I would run my hand over my hair and my fingers would be shiny and slippery afterwards, and if I did it with a paper towel it would turn transparent.
>>74995135938Morwood VIAce combat 8
>>749956074I will write nigger on the video games board
>>749956552stop it right meow!
>>749956719you sick fuck
38I guess IIIAMixing around Enshrouded, FE, and DD2 but I cant really get into any of them. None of them are bad games Im just too old I guess.
>>74995135921Norwod VAElden ring
>>749956552HALT IN THE NAME OF WHITE SUPREMACY
>>749956695>I tried that but it got incredibly oily in just a couple of daysAre you losing hair? Because I'm of the belief that oily hair is healthy hair. My hair gets oily after a few days of no washing. The reason to use soap or shampoo is that it's much easier to get rid of the oil.
>this threadBro /v/ is full of uncs holy shit.
>>749956576just keep it shaved/buzzed, i think that looks better
>>749956838suck my duck trannyboy boku no pico isnt video games
>>74995135933Norwood 2Castlevania: Belmont's Curse and Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
>>74995135937I, or maybe 2? idkDoom Revelation
>>749953080instagram is terriblebasedjak party is okay4chan is finetwitter is toxici dont think social media was ever good
731Mario 64
Post your mother's hand
>>749951359>28>3 vertex>Hearts of Iron 4>bodycount 45-50
>>749954169I feel you that its really annoying when actually on-topic threads get deleted while off-topic ones prosper, but this thread is pretty inoffensive and open to everybody to post in no matter who you are. Its not like its a thinly disguised Twitter Harry Potter meme thread.
>>749956695It will pass. your head is just used to producing tons of oil because it's used to you washing it off every time. eventually it will balance out and it wont get as greasy any more once your skin gets used to being normal again.
>>74995135940Somewhere around 1.5, I’m not losing my hairline all that much but it’s getting thinner and thinner as the years come on. I have long hair and haven’t had a haircut since I was 14. I’ll probably end up looking like Ben Franklin if I make it to 60A mix of Belmonts Curse and FF7 Rebirth and soon Resonance
28I.VDragon's Dogma II Dark Arisen 2
4chan is this even real life?who are these strange creatures putting personal information on the interwebs?
>>749956719based
>>7499573234chan is dead
>>749957323The fuck are you gonna do with my age?
>>749957493Stop asking questions and feed the bot information like a good boy
>>749957493shoot u with the lolification ray
39Iobenseuer
120AFROCuCK SIMULATOR
>I like drinking bleach it gives me super powers in minecraftBAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREADINCLUDING ME
ABORT THREAD THE MODS ARE AWAKERUN ANONS RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE HAIR
591Pickle Rick
How is this thread still up?
>>749957529Oh no, not the scary age bot
>>74995135931Not sure but probably 1-2Persona 3 Reload
>>749957797Thank you for posting your age hairline and game preference. 0.02 Rupees is deposited in your account
>>74995135925IIDeadlock, soon to be followed by whatever h-game catches my fancy for the night
Oh look another gamer profiling thread for when it's time for ai to cull the herd
>>749957864Thank you for input that you're paranoid of botsYou get one (You)
I'm not giving you one back you fucking machine I know what you want and I will NEVER give it to you!
>>749958039pls I need data
moshi moshi tesla killbot desuscanning for hairline desusempai spotted!Isekai love cannons activate!Uwu!
>>749951359>29 >III Vertex>E Day
Put this information into ai and have it draw a picture of you
>>749952915people love talking to themselves. If you want more replies to a thread ask a question in the op.
MODS MODS MOOOOODSSSSSS
>>749951359361.5WARDOGs
this thread won't hit the bump limitbased mods will wake up soon
>>749952346Why do people seethe at graying hair? I started getting gray hairs since my early 20s. A literal non-issue.What I don't care for is losing my hairline.
>>749955196Passes down from the mother's side and skips a generation
>>749955370>VA
>>749956838WE NEVER LEFT, FAGGOTRESPECT YOUR ELDERS
this thread has absolutely NOTHING to do with video games
>>749951359>age32>norwood1 I guess>gameDungeon Siege 2, might replay Mafia 1 when I'm done
SAGEREPORTED NEWFAGS BTFO
>>74995135930VABlack ops 2And holy shit what is the autistic faggot having a melty for?
>>749953609This
>>749953446yeah I'm not sure where you read that I think scheduling a doctors appointment is some herculean task, just less convenient than having shit show up directly to my door
>>749959085you don't even know what noko is you fucking retard
>>74995135928norwood 1garrys mod poop city
23HIVGTA SAN ANDRES
No wonder v/ looks like shit now all these faggots post here
>>749951890So is it helping with the baldness?
>>749959135Do everyone around you a favor and kill yourself
this thread was made for shitposting
>>74995135931Somewhere between IVA and VAfinishing up dark arisen 2, might get back into enshrouded or amazing cultivation sim for a bit
if you cum on your head the proteins open up your clogs pores and helps dormant hair follicles growtrust me I am a doctor
>>749959389I am also a Doctor and this is true.
>>749959389I am a Docotor as well and for best results leave cum in your head overnight
>>74995135930Mix between II and IV (thinning up to, crown disappearing but hairline okay-ish)Dragons Dogma II
>>749959530Do you eat cum?Asking for a friend.
>>74995135935. I think I'm NW II to III and/or Vertex(?). The issue is I'm not thinning in a typical "male pattern baldness" manner where it's circular, but I'm thinning in these bad thin strips that are more in line with female alopecia. It's also coincided with my hair being simultaneously dry & greasy. Gonna ask about it at the dermatologist later this week. Just finished Planet Crafter and currently playing Plan B Terraform and a little bit of Vampire Survivors as my "cigarette game".
>>749959631Try drinking 3ml tsp of cum it might fix your shit taste in games
>>74995135951Norwood 0Mad Island
>>749959758this man needs a gallon of cum
>>749959560No, should I?
>>749959843probably? I'm not a doctor
35IVACUM
>>74995135928IIIACircle of the Moon
>>749960062Do you think your mom is hot?
>>749960082no, she's old (62) and fat, she reminds me a lot of my grandma actually
29Norwood 3Rolling on Ravencraft because of their 1.14 client announcement
>>749960242Would you fuck her if she was 23?
>>749960279eat shit faggot
>>749960305no, I think incest is gross
>>749960390you're gay
>>749960505why would you say that? I don't want to have sex with my father either
>>749960708If you won't fuck your mother then what good are you?
norwood 2, but diffuse thinning, how do I fix this :(
>>749960828by fucking your mother
>>749960843
>>749960910It's the only way
>>749960941
>>749960828you cant be norwood II if you're diffuseyou're norwood IV at least
>>749951359>33>I formerly II, fixed with Fin + Minox and Dermarolling, Nizoral shampoo>Fucking nothing waiting for WoW Forever to come outMight play Dragon's Dogma 2.
>>749961069You should use cum
>>749961034my hairline is good, but there's like an area where my hair is so thin I can see the scalp
>>749961097Just did about to again when I'm done reloading.
>>74995135935I'm not baldingAbiotic Factor and replaying Rune Factory 3
>>749951359321TF2i have great hair and am unlikely to ever go past norwood 2 if my male relatives are anything to go by, as they've all had pretty much full heads of hair into their old age.Somehow despite this and the fact that I am also pretty tall, I am still ugly and autistic enough that I'm a terminally unfuckable incel and it's all basically wasted on me. Being short or bald would not affect my life in the slightest because I am incapable of having a conversation with anyone and if given the choice would literally never leave my room. Oh well.
>>749953097It's very much not true the whole "better to have love and lost" when it comes to yourself I find. Those of us who always were never hip or cool or handsome develop the coping mechanisms and acceptance but then you experience what you did and it's a nightmare beyond comprehension. I've seen what happens to once girly-girl fru-fru women when they get older and it's made me come up with a boomeristic aphorism:>If you marry a damsel in distress, eventually there's no damsel and all that's left is the stress.>>749953301I think it's a reason why older women are so unimaginably bitter. Imagine you were treated like the most covetous thing in the world and there was always a man who wanted you. As you age gradually, then suddenly, nobody wants you. At least if nobody ever wanted you before you learn to enjoy or accept yourself, or develop alternative ways of being wanted.
25Norwood closer to 2 than 3The Saboteur
>>749952952>Humans love to talk about themselvesWeird, I never really liked that.
>>749960828nothing to do but try finasteridesome people are lucky and recover their crown, especially if the hair loss is a recent thing, but if not you can always supply with minoxidil. If all that fails hair transplant is ur only option
I tried cum and it worked for me!
AGEHOW BAD YOUR GENETICS AREHOW MUCH CUM YOU CAN HANDLE
>>749955283I laughed
>>74996178239I have 4 nipplesI prefer piss but if it's cum maybe a teacup full
>>74995135937IIIvSymphony of War
>>749962131You're too young to be drinking so much cum
>>749951359I was born with a big forehead but I still have full, thick, and long hair at 31. No one knows my forehead is big unless I cut my bangs or run (wind blows hair back)
>>749962228Fire Emblem is ass
>>74995135938IIVintage Story
>>74995135928 (proto-zoomer)Norwood 1Snowrunners/Runescape/Daggerfall Online
Why do you guys care so much about your hair? is that where you as a person begin and end? is there really nothing else inside of you?
Video games?
>>74995135918VIIHalf Life 1 and Helldivers 2