the male fantasy
>>750058823get a job nigga
Can girls really smell there?
>>750058961Yes, they can sniff out your unwashed dick smell from a mile away.
>gachafag
>>750058961Yes that's why you need to pack your foreskin full of little bits of things you've eaten that day so that she thinks you're well-cultured and don't just spend all day sitting at home.
>>750058823>we want the "lonely incel who never touched a woman" audience
>>750058823>not a fat bastardewwww
>>750058912thx God i live in a first world country and can be a neet
>>750059108I'm circumcised
>>750058912getting a job is impossible under orange man's economy
>>750058823This is just embarrassing, and I'm the most panty peeping tom pervy loli bastard of all time.
>>750058823no way, I don't want to look like a prancing lala homo man
>>750059364It's over.
>>750059364why though
>>750058823children are annoying as fuck to be around why would you ever want to interact with one like this? it's worse if it's an adult acting like a child. it's so painfully seeing these women act like this irl and you can spot them instantly at cons and shit too. it's not cute it's fucking obnoxious and pathetic.
>>750058961dicks smell different when they cum and they can smell competing pussy residue on your dick from 3 feet away
>>750058823Nortubel did this better
>>750058823>a girl smelling my crotch literally my worst nightmare
>>750058961girls can tell when you jerk off. its like a scent they can detect. even if you bathe afterwards
>>750059620Bad hygiene practices>>750059450So I've heard>>750059750Lmao, I bet the christcucks are the worst to deal wih
>>750058961no, no they can't. it's all lies. these bitches don't have super smell, they can't even tell that potpourri and incense don't actually cover up the smell of cat shit, weed, dirty bong water spilled in to the carpet and rotting food on the dirty dishes that have been piling up in the room for 2 weeks
>>750060045Foids aren't women
>>750058823LEMME SMELL YO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>750060270How melancholy should have ended
>>750058823That's rude.
>>750058823how do i make videos like this?i cant find shit civitai
>>750058823It's accurate because it also showcases a tall guy with a handsome face and abs being the recipient of the woman's affection. This could very reasonably happen in real life. To someone like him, just never to someone like whoever plays this sort of shit.
>>750062838trvke
>>750059017My ex gf would practically beg me not to shower for days and then she would just put her face on my balls and dick and sniff. I thought it was gross but it usually ended with cum on her face so I went with it
>>750062838Not a conversation gachafags are ready to have.
>>750058823the male fantasy
>>750063161why do you jeets love to larp this much?
>>75005926930% of the male population and growing. They'll make a fortune.
>>750063450She was Navajo, not indian
>>750059432>blames others for their own shortcomingsThis is why you're a loser
>>750059432maybe next time dont vote for a jewish puppet pedophile?
>male fantasy is to have an underage looking anime girl acting like an animal and not a human
>>750063569so is 1/4th of america's population
>>750063678well said
>>750063678yeah pretty much
>>750063519haha i guarantee you got cheated on
>>750063615But enough about biden.
>>750059750Where can I buy a bottle of woman slime?
>>750063757yeah all the white
>>750058823
>>750059432>my dumbass retard cousin has a job and this anon doesn'tskill issue
>>750063678>like an animalhuh, this is actually a pretty good observation /v/ should just get pets and have sex with them. that's what this has always been about.
>>750063678
>>750063678thoughts on hypnotizing girls to act like animals?
>>750067132A man can only own so many guinea pigs.
>>750067197>mfw this image reminds me of the interactions I used to have with my ex-wife
>>750067254Elaborate
>>750067227>cheating on your guinea pig daughterwife That's the line, and you've fucking trampled it.
>>750067308>quirk chungus and man child
>>750067308>get nagged nonstop for shit that makes 0 sense that may as well be clucking noisesThough perhaps it was because I stopped taking my meds.
>>750059750>dicks smell different when they cumCum reeks. It's the cum.
>>750067197i just got hard
>>750067308>this fella thought it was gonna be something sexylmao
>>750059269Men who don't have a gf/wife don't deserve rights and don't deserve to have fun. We need to kill them even.
>>750063503Honestly I don't get it, Bisexual women are easy as fuck compared to straight women anyone can get one by just doing the bare minimum and they aren't in any short supply
>>750067609to be fair, what else could've anon thought based off a post of hypnotized anime girls clucking like chickens?
>>750067796hmm... fair enough I suppose no matter who you are the very first thought that pops into your head for reconciliation is >rape? or no rape?
>>750067853its not rape if she's hypnotized
>>750058961There's an ongoing study about a gene called Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) in humans that is produced from our own body odor that may determine attraction if it's the opposite of a woman's. But women's perception of that scent can also be altered by birth control medications, which can make them prefer scents that matches their own MHC gene instead. Supposedly if a woman who's on the pill is attracted to you by your scent, she may lose that attraction if she stops taking it
>>750058823>Male fantasyIs just having a loyal friend.
>>750068030I'm not gonna qualify that statement with a response. Here's a picture of me at my last family reunion.
>>750063678>female fantasy is just the ability to control the male like an animal
>>750063004Too true.
the male nightmare
>>750063004almostneeds a naked apron
>>750064060I cheated on her with a blonde white girl
>>750069906>dog approaches woman>instantly spreads her legs?????? someone explain?
>>750059432If only Kamala had won. We'd be living in a Golden Age right now!
>>750063678I'm not going to deny it
>>750064191both are goy
>>750073267this but unironically, the tariffs caused the 1/4th functional unemployment statistic
>>750059620When I was two my foreskin grew into my urethra and almost killed me and they had to cut it out.
>>750072125Please stop LARPing.
>>750059432go to the drugstore or grocery store, they are always hiring
>>750063678>male fantasy is people who love youyes you piece of shit expired whore
>>750067132I don't trust myself with a petI'd end up neglecting it
>>750067132where do I buy a pet anime girl?
>>750067063>>750074543If you list a degree for any of these deadend temp jobs you’re never going to get hired these days btw
>>750075227yeah, it sucksthey must assume that you're going to leave at the drop of a hat because you're still looking for a "real" position the entire timeas if any of the "real" fields are hiring
>>750075227true. i'm a university student and i work at a pizza place. i've been told that after i graduate i won't be rehirable. lol
