TDM Tuesday
the hype is real!
Sanriofags give me brony vibes.
>>750061771>Youre not a real TDM fan if you dont have a sanrio plush dollOf course I have->with a built in SPHDon’t fuck your plushies!
>Tits Dick Muff
>>750062108>Don’t fuck your plushies!why not? your plush doll is alive and feels all of it and loves it. plush dolls deserve love too
>>750061410Games out on TDM Thursday.
i love video games
No Retsuko, no buy.
>>750062579Anon there is like 140 characters the only people who are gonna suffer are the Jewel Pet fans.God speed to them.
>>750061771I have a Kuromi handpuppet close enough
>>750062970post it
>>750062792If there's a chance, there's a chance, even if it's just ruby at best but deep down the possibility of a single jewelpet being in is basically non existent.dead IP that is only used for merchandising value.
>>750061829It really comes down to which sanrio franchise in question is being talked about but generally speaking it's more like disney adults more than anything.
Do you like cocotama?
>>750066117is the show any good?
>>750061410Good, start this
>>750061410So this is just a mario party clone?
>>750062408You too?
>>750068227no... but it's basically just aimed at little girls so that's not that weird
hopefully my GOAT gudetama makes an appearance
>>750061771Small Penis Humiliation? huh? like a pull-cord doll that belittles your cock?
>>750072597I want to fuck that car
>>750068227It's entertaining, it's not great but it's not bad either. The character designs are cute and their butt shaking dance is erotic
>>750061829I blame this guy exclusively for that >>750063643 >>750065858
>>750074497>erotichow?
>>750074559Yes I am the rotten apple that spoils the bunch.
>>750075242I still like you
>>750075476Thank you, but for how much longer is the question.
>>750075949Until you start posting off-topic shit in our threads. Which probably won’t happen
>>750076268post the bodypillow one
>>750076268But we are our off top- actually you're right this is on topic, I guess I can only be as off topic as I am being on topic with my shitposts.If jewelpets don't get confirmed then everything I could post then after is off topic.
>>750076472eh?
I'm going to sleep on diana's big fat TDM(TEAM DEATHMATCH) butt.
>>750076662that's the one, thank youjust need to get someone to gif it
>>750072597>car literally has her face on itwhat a fucking narcissist holy shit
>>750078065They are all like that now days
>Have a genuine like of Sanrio stuff because it takes my mind off of my miserable life and the condition of the world>The only other people online I can talk about it with are bipolar bitches and weird pervertsI just want to enjoy cute and happy things, dammit!
>>750061410Sanrio gaming
>>750078360We are not weird, we like cute things too
>>750078360imma hit you with the cold water: most people you talk to online are already weird perverts. they're just good at hiding it because they're able to read the room like a normal person.so the real challenge isn't finding someone that isn't a weird pervert, it's finding a weird pervert that would never let you know about it because they can read that you're not one yourself.on that topic: name your favorite tamagotchi. go.
We are back online
We're so back!
would you sniff TDM braps?
>>750084282gross
>>750088573Is she dead?
>>750061829You mean both are extremely fucking based?
I want to correct the bratty devil. It's been almost 1 year and there are no signs of any translation in sight
>>750061410>TDMWhat a perfect acronym.
>>750090832isn't it coming out sometime between this and next year?
>>750091891But what does it stand for?
>>750094152Fingers crossed, but no concrete dates given yet.
No /trash/ thread yet?
>>750078360Do you have some favorite characters?Mine are Pompompurin, My Sweet Piano, Tuxedo Sam, and Gudetama.
>>750084282stop it, inkune. stop it!
TDM stands for TEAM DEATHMATCH
May God forgive you, because My Melo will not
>>750106712Sanrio crossover arena shooter when
>>750108137When they learn to grow a pair and start doing research on what westerners enjoy with silly little critters or the general dominative type of video game genre: friendslop/competitivefag bait FPS games
>>750108137>>750108560I'm personally more into cutedom but you do you
>>750108924>doesn't want mascot on mascot violence>doesn't want a potentially long form market that brings along many new men of fine tasteone is built off of lustful fantasises, the other is built off of existing opposites that work very well together when combined.Here's how it works:>pornographic archetypes and structure only brings in existing ones with the same tastes: degenerates>autistic but graphic depiction of violence between cute critters would end up bringing in: many different kinds of men, some getting corrupted in the processunless it's friendslop then sure it's a throwaway sort of ordeal.
>>750109145>violenceYou know full well it'd be tamer than Splatoon, with Hello Kitty and friends shooting glitter at each other and plastering walls full of heart and rainbow stickers, with the objective being to beautify the playground so it becomes harmonious
>>750109294I know that and that's not really the issue, the biggest issue is that it would be extreme levels of shovelware and a product that would be easily discarded after coming out; an indie game maker would need to really hit the right specifics to tickle fpsfag autism, depending on what it would be.
>>750109518Be the change you want to see :^)
>>750109294>You know full well it'd be tamer than Splatoon, with Hello Kitty and friends shooting glitter at each other and plastering walls full of heart and rainbow stickersI mean, you give it proper ragdoll physics on "K.O." and it'd still be hilarious.
>>750112609>ragdoll physics for waddling neckless characters with single-jointed limbs and no shoulders, knees or elbowsHow would this work?
>>750114159You've never seen how chibi ragdolls work in gmod? You should try fucking around with it sometime, it's pretty funny.
>>750114159Give them low gravity so they go flying from any impact, it will be funny trust me
>>750112496I have been told this in many a thread that're about creative pursuits, but yes you are correct and I can't deny that.
>>750061410Team Death Match? What? Wear?
>>750116494Wear? yes we're wearing the right gear.
>>750116494Look at him go! Thunderbolt is a best weapon btw
>>750061410I don't really know this IP at all, all i know is i want to fuck kuromi, my melody, and hello kitty. In no particular order.
I wish I was loved by a tdm mascot (not human)
>>750117135If only mascots were real...
>>750117034There are many more cute mascots in the sanrio universe waiting for you!https://www.blippo.com/blogs/characters/sanrio-characters?srsltid=AYCX9vKNLmGymI0dsiX_luoZC8E7pDvZwPN6f_YvgeaGir863lri-Oqd
>>750117135You are
i like the cute boy TDMs :3
>people get horny for thiswhat weeiiirdos!
>>750062108>>750061771whats a sph... where can I get a plush with a hole in it
>>750117698What boys?
I need TDMs to try and dominate me where I have to pretend I'm completely at the mercy of their antics.
>>750117794Look at that ass! She's so perfect!
>>750118271Too tempting!
>>750117967all boys
>>750118328i need to shove my cock under those socks
>>750118672>anon loses to innocent kuromi>again!
I need kuromi to open my dream door
I need kuromi to open my zipper
I need kuromi to open other people's dream doors
>>750105616wife...
>can't sewWhere do I get a plush I can insert things into, roughly the size of a TV remote
>cutedom
>>750120353I love it
>>750081643Kuchipatchi is always chill.
Bros!
>>750117326Quite a few i recognize and had no idea was from the sanrio universe.Though I'm sticking with the same three as my favorite fuck toys.
>>750122324what about frido?
I wish mascots were re->Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
>>750090832It's already out and accurate but you aren't ready to talk about AI translations.
>>750122776Everybody loves Frido
Are there even any good sanrio games?
>>750126079Yes, Hello Kitty Island Adventure and Hello Kitty Party Land
>>750122776I can't find them on that page but would.There are many very cute team deathmatch mascots on there i would.
>>750126903>Hello Kitty Party Landbut that isn't even out yet, that comes exactly a week's days worth from now.
>>750065858Diana shama...
>>750131093Diana's unusually ample pear body.
>>750131692cute
>>750133298She's pretty cute, not much else I can add to that sentiment.
>>750131093Learnt from the best.
>>750134428How does the power scaling work in terms of jeweldancing because garnet tops in all scenarios
>>750134428King will bring them down
can one of you post the webm of the jewelpet or similar looking character waking up in bed next to a human male?I've been searching for it for a while
>>750135527Ask and you will receive.
>>750135582cheers, thanks
>>750134756Moves and Beat for me.
>>750135802It's alright, one thing is that people were underselling how stupidly fucking horny she is for her human male butler in the threads years ago, I mean I've already posted a few others already but it's almost comical how much stuff there is to just use or create.
I like Kuromi.
>>750139137Yeah?
>>750139580>he paid 15 bucks for a dlc Was it worth it?
>>750139803I was gifted it along with the melody dlc but no, cute for a few hours but not asking price worth.
>>750139997I just pirated it lol. She’s so CUTE! Her cute voice brings me happiness, so I guess it’s not a bad product. But I would never pay that much for a desktop pet lol
>>750119446learn to sew,it's easy.>"b-but I don't have time"not an argument, if your will is strong enough you will achieve your dreams
>>750139580>>750141057Wait, what's this? I may pirate just to have a little Kuromi roaming in my desktop.
>>750141218Desktop Mate the app itself is free you only need the character DLCs
>>750141218https://store.steampowered.com/app/4145060/Desktop_Mate_KUROMI_DLC/
>>750141331>>750141446Thanks. Always loved these kind of little helpers.
>>750141446People in Digimon would shit their pants if this happened
>>750141057Link please. I'm not gonna search that shit up myself.
>>750141746I had a similar reaction, but with a different kind of body fluid
>>750084282Artist name?
does anyone else keep forgetting that kuromi is a bnuuy
>>750141446>>750143024I remember old desktop stuff from like decades ago, how advanced is it now? How fast does it get stale?
>>750145015>How fast does it get stale?5 minutes
>>750147627Kuromi will do that to yer.
I want to feed sango my country's local sweet delicacies
Will you play her game?
>>750062408I don’t think you’re curling anything, Melody
>>750078160She’s a carpenter, so it’s okay for her to put her face on her work
>>750061829theyre more unhinged than bronies
Any good TDM games on 3DS?Hacked mine recently.
>>750150232We are?
>>750108137I'd rather want a Power Stone-like arena fighter, I feel like that'd be more fun.
>>750149826I need to feed Sango my semen
>>750150850she's fat anon
>>750150986fat tdms
>>750150986That's a good reason to feed her proteins rather than useless carbs
>>750151130fat!
>>750150986FAT BITCH
>>750150232I bet Apple Bloom's pussy is much nicer than Kuromi's.
>>750152113Oi, kora! The fuck did you just say?! You wanna start a turf war, ya dumbass?! Huh?!
>>750151263If not for the fact that she is the sweets loving cat: sango, destroyer of sweetslandwhich took her 3 days to destroy, imagine how much more destructive she could be potentially if magic was added to the mix.
>>750150232i look like this and say this
>>750119281Sanrio x Kingdom HeartsFund it
>>750149826I want to feed sango my finest sticky white cream
>>750155037I WANT SANGO TO EAT EVERYTHING SWEET IN HER PATH, starting with your sticky white cream until there's none left.Sango is THE bottomless pit, feed the tabby sweet eating beast.
