no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO DON'T DO THAT!
>>750093427*shoots you*later BITCH
12 yo kids still play this shit?
>>750093940it's got the appeal of pokemon.now most of its players are adults.
>>750093427Why do people talk about her like the movie is based on a true story?
>>750093427
>We're missing this shitstorm because the board almost jobbed to basedteens againwew
Men are not allowed to use her fortnite skin!
>>750094571>YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE FILM CHUD! YOU SHOULDNT BE THERE SUPPORTING HER, YOU SHOULD BE IN THE TRASH BEGGING WYMXN FOR FORGIVNESS
>>750093427looks manly
I still don't know what this is from
>>750094571running to buy it right now
The quality of this movie was wildly overstated
>>750095604
>>750096680>looks more feminine than the average american "white" womanayyy lmaoo.
This movie makes me sad because the girl is covered in shit and begging to be killed and the guy is just "I'm going to redo my wish so you love me in a better way":(
>>750095608from a zoomer b-tier horror movie.
>>750094571>WHERE ARE THE WOMEN I'M SCARED>at least 5 women are clearly visible
My little nephews will love this
>>750093940All the 12 year olds are playing Roblox now, almost everyone on Fortnite is in their twenties
ZAMN
>>750094571>umm no obsession is not just another summer horror movie for high school tumors it actually has a deep high iq message your a brainlet bc ur a moid omg stop liking her she's not even that pretty
>>750099440Genuinely that seems to be how these midwits thinkIt’s so fucking tiring having all these perpetual school brained lefties never grow up
>>750093427Fortnite models are so fucking ugly goddam
>>750093940Those kids are now in their twenties.
>>750099426I'll buy your skin now
>>750093427>mfw your movie sucks
>>750093427do what
>>750093940No.Roblox is the game now.
Something about Fortnite gives me a sense of dread.
>people didn’t like freaky Nicki’s movie Why is 4chan so full of faggots?
>>750093940Those 12 year old kids are now 25
Imagine the smellwww.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgGuP9veCo
Fortnite lives and dies by its brand deals rather than the actual game
>>750094571Why would she assume they dont understand obsession
>>750107720I am a certified unc and it is actually pretty fun
>>750093427?Explain your seemingly normie meme
>we lost this versionCRAAAAWLING INNNN MY SKIIIINNNNNNNNTHESE WOOOUNDSS THEY WILLLLL NOT HEAALLLLLLLLLLL
Who was in the wrong here?
>>750107997>briefly dated a chick who had a body like thisNever again. She was cool, but it’s embarrassing to be out in public with fat girls.
>>750108037anyone who watched this dogshit movie out of FOMO
>>750093427Her ass is big I`ve enjoyed it a lot already
>>75009394014 and younger is roblox 18 and older is call of doody Minecraft and fartnite
>>750093427the Florence Pugh school of acting
>she kills him at the endwhat's the issue if she won and killed her rapist and snapped out of the curse
>>750108101you're a bad person
>>750111115>she kills himShe didn't. Stop using your phone while watching movies.
>>750108101I can relate. Past the critical fatness level the tits arent worth it anymore
>>750112480It is kinda amusing how absolutely fried the zoomer attention span is
>>750110779No, my son is 10 and he, and all his friends play Fortnite, along with roblox.
>>750094571I feel like the ancients would spit on us - actors were supposed to be the bottom, not the gods of society. mUh CeLeBrItIeS all deserve the noose
>>750108037the dude for being a pussy even when he had the perfect opportunity to tell her>>750112480she (original nikki) kills him by making the wish while he was in the bathroom vomiting the pills he was trying to swallow because he's a pussy.
>>750095604kek this is literally what I saw on the thumbnail
>>750093940No they're in Roblox. Fortnite's audience are 30 year old zoomers and 40 year old millennials.
>>750108037Her for not just cutting the bullshit.
>>750094535>tfw Flopmata loses to Wolverine
>>750094571damn, she walled fast
>>750116753What bullshit? She never showed a single sign she was into him romantically. The guy was just a huge loser who misinterpreted a girl being nice to him
>>750093427>>750094535this movie was shit and zoomers are retarded
>>750093427Can we get her using the hypnosis emote? Thanks
>>750119065She should've just said she wasn't interested then and there, done and over with.
>>750093850>>750093427No Hayley?
>>750119096the core premise of the cursed satonic offering destroying the user's life had the potential to be cool, but the characters were all so awful that the film was nothing but a giant waste of time.
I thought this was date Ariane from the thumbnail
Oh boy, another wave of incel twitter drama threads based on this gay movie.Yippee.
>>750119065Women honestly think the guy is evil because he made a dumb wish that ended up actually unleashing a literal demon to possess the girl. They've turned the message of this movie from "talk to each other openly and this could've all been avoided!" to "MEN HAVE TO CHECK THEMSELVES!! STEP OFF AND STEP BACK, RAPISTS!!!"
>>750093427Isn't there a fairy odd parents episode with the same premise?
>>750119065The guy might be insecure but he isn't a loser for pining over a coworker whom he's shown to have a pretty close relationship with, be on decently intimate terms with and seemingly her enjoying his company enough to hang out with him regularly. If anything, his faggot friend at the beginning IS the real loser egging him on to pursue her when he's banging her, instead of talking openly with him.
>>750094571Its easier to say that these people are mentally ill. Not being able to differ between reality and fiction is some serious shit.
>>750093427go off OP
>>750113292>she (original nikki) kills him by making the wish while he was in the bathroom vomiting the pills he was trying to swallow because he's a pussy.No, demon Nikki makes a wish for him to love her as she does him which is why he leaves the bathroom. He dies because he was unable to vomit up the pills he swallowed which is why his mouth foams the same way his cats did when it ate the pills that killed it. Put your phone down when you watch a movie
>>750093427L O LI GET IT AHAHAHIT'S A REFERENCE GUYSSHE'S DOING THE THING FROM THE MOVIE LOOOOOLI GOT ITI GOT IT EVERYONEI UNDERSTOOD THE DIRECT REFERENCE FROM THE SAME CHARACTER TO THE MOVIE SHE'S INAHAHHOW FUNNYCOOLLOVE IT!
>>750124506>Put your phone down when you watch a movienah I was busy doing your mom
>>750125782It's called "mom NTR" and it's cool now.
>>750094571>A bunch of brownies and white nerds just smiling>THIS IS SO FUCKED UP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN
>>750112420Believe me, I wasn’t expecting to be as bad of a person as I am. But I’m better off knowing my limits than pretending like they don’t exist.
>>750111115Well she also killed 2 other people sooooooooooooo….
>>750119065Saying to yourself>I wish this girl I liked felt the same way backIsn't rape
>>750120803>They've turned the message of this movie from "talk to each other openly and this could've all been avoided!She would have just rejected him and he'd have probably still made the wish since he never expected it to work
>>750093427her mom was BEANED btw
>>750108037Bear was the villain.
>>750116753nigger, a girl asking that question is cutting the bullshit
>>750126018THIS IS REAL, NIKKI IS REAL, THE MOVIE ACTUALLY HAPPENED GUYSReminds me of Jay and silent Bob strike back where Ben Affleck does the whole "fictional characters" thing.
>>750120803>because he made a dumb wishthat is not why he is evil
>>750094571Uhmm actually they all identify as women you bigoted chudette
>>750093427Everything Fortnite touches is dogshite in my mind.
>>750094571>movie about a foid having a bpd -fueled woman moment.>men bad somehow
>>750094284she acts too well as a bpdemon for not being it
>>750096680ah yes son of anarchy
>>750093940I know an 8 year old that plays. I think you grow out of it by 12 or never.
>>750093940No, why do you think they include so much stuff a 12 year old doesn't give a shit about? The playerbase is made up of those that 'were' 12 years old when Fortnite was mega popular for kids and never managed to move on.
>>750120803The message is the same message as every other movie with a monkey's paw, genie's lamp, deal with the devil wish granting thingy: "Don't even bother, just solve your problems the old-fashioned way, it doesn't suck as much as this way will." Nikki was sleeping with Ian and he didn't need that fucking branch to make it happen.
>>750129068That's the reality, there is no message to this, even the guy who made didn't expected it to blow up, because it's really just a regular "wish granting gone wrong" horror movie and it's written exactly like all the comedy skits he has on his youtube channel, down to having a character that acts like>That's not how it works, everyone knows that.in form of the service hotline guy, who is voiced by himself. And the protag throughout the movie made the dumbest decisions, so that the movie happens, like characters in practically every other horror movie.
>>750129916If horror movie characters were smart, every horror movie would be five minutes long.>Hello there fellow thirty-something pretending to be a teenager, would you like to come with us and throw a wild booze and sex party at Camp Hometoaserialkillerwhoreallyhatesthesoundofteenagersfucking?>But isn't that camp home to a serial killer who really hates the sound of teenagers fucking?>Oh shit, you're right, we'll go somewhere that isn't home to a serial killer who really hates the sound of teenagers fucking instead. Good call!>roll credits
>>750130478Oh and after the credits there's a stinger of the serial killer who really hates the sound of teenagers fucking just sitting around looking really bored because he has no suspiciously geriatric teenagers to murder.
Do what?
>>750119254I mean, the whole "Wish for someone to love you, but then they love you way too much" thing is old hat. It's been done a million times. Hell, I can think of at least one episode of Tales From the Crypt about that.
>>750094284Because every average looking male has dated a woman exactly like her once. Mine tried to stab me because she loved me so much.
>>750099426Legs
>>750093427>>750093850Shes so short why dont short girls like her date short guys like me IT AINT FAIR
>>750119254>the core premise of the cursed satonic offering destroying the user's lifeWasn't the joke that the willow is actually just functional and works and the only reason that the guy got monkey's paw'd is because he phrased his wish in a completely retarded way? That one guy wished for a billion dollars and got out just fine.
>>750137105Why is he grugmaxxing.
>>750124506Which means her actions killed him even if she did not intend them to.Do you identify with Bear, you seem fairly autistic
>>750126426that's a skill issue on their part
>>750119065>Hey do you like me?>No>WTF why doesn't she like me back?Bear could have said at minimum "as a friend" but he didn't even do that, which if you're not an autistic incel who understands social nuances can pick up that this wasn't Bear pussying out but him being honest with her.That's literally the entire plot of the movie is showing how Bear doesn't give a shit about Nikki in the slightest.
>>750137140No.The joke is that he knew he wished it wrong, but instead of fixing his mistakes he kept going like a retard because he fell for the memes of a hot BPD girlfriend because he knew that he was an unlovable incel unwilling to change.
>>750140260This is the dumbest thing I think I've seen in these threads so far.
>>750137105>>750137230>ugly doofus is fucking a hot celebrity because he's tallJust fucking kill me.
