>"HAH! HUAH! HA! HUAH! NGH! FIRE! FIRE! SEE YA! FREEZE! HAH! AAAAH!">BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP
>>750103569I kinda preferred the higher-pitched low HP alarm in the original versions of KH1.
SOMEBODY COME QUICK!!!!
Ahhh the key blade, also known as the 'key" blade, the strongest key of blades in all of keybladery.
>>750103569>donald and goofy refuse to heal me>pop a healing item/cure>they heal me the exact frame before I press the buttonpossible dumbest companions in all of vidyer
>OOH OOH OOOOH OOH NOT CLAYTON OOH OOH OOOH NOT CLAYTON
>>750103718>Relying on tweedle dee and tweedle dum to heal you>Not using them as damage sponges so you can run off, use curaga, and return quicklyNgmi
>>750103569>Series with like 18 games>Most are re-releases>Only about three are good>Peaked with the first entryIs there a worse fate than being a Kingdom Hearts fan
>>750103569>"HAH! HUAH! HA! HUAH!
>>750104079Being a Kingdom Hearts fan after Sora was added to Smash, because now you have Smashpedoes in your community
>>750103909goofy was the most useful in 1 when you could set him up to just keep giving you MP and you shredded everything with endless spells. goofy tornado still had use in 2 but neither of them felt as helpful in 2 and might as well have been absent in 3
Kino
>>750103569>no DEEP FREEZEYou had one fucking job, anon.
>>750103569>BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP 95% of the battle
>>750103909>Carrying nothing but mega potions so my little retards can continue to draw aggro while I wail on mooksIt helps that Donaldo-kun has such low HP that a single potion is almost enough to top him off anyways
>>750104079Nice try, majority are goodAmazing tier: KH1, KH2Pretty Good tier: CoM, REcoded, BBS, KH3Decent tier: 358/2, KH0.2Dogshit tier: 3DNobody played them tier: The mobile slop, Melody of Who caresOnly 3D is hot trash
>>750104317>Nigga did I just catch you having fun!?
>>750104369>BBS and 3 >Good
>>750103569HUUHAAHUU HAACOME ONTHIS IS ITHUUHAATAKE THATHA-HAATHUUUNNDERDEEP FREEZEHUUHAAHUUHHHULHEREGIVE ME STRENGTHWIND
>>750104427What the christ were they thinking with these types of fights
>>750103569>BWEEEP BWEEEP BWEEEP>HEA->AAHH!>HEA->YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!>....>CLINK>...>CLINK
>>750104369You didn't have to broadcast your shit taste to the world like that.>>750104079This.Only the first game was good and had a plot that wasn't made up on the fly as they went along, and didn't make me want to cringe and throw the disc out the window half way through.
>DOYLE!>COME ALONG!>TAKE SMACK!Goofy literally encouraged kids to start taking smack -___-
seeing KH2 combat and forms with KH1s voice and model feels so wrong to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RphZwlpPjXA
>>750106042>high definition to the point of clearly being able to tell the skybox boundaries and seamssoulless and immersion breaking
>>750105485Osaka team can't think
>>750106156>first thing they notice is the skybox and not the ruined KH1 gameplay
>>750104079No, because Kingdom Hearts fans are actually the most mind boggingly stupid fan base in the world.Worse than Sonic Fans,Worse than Dragon Ball fans,There is nothing more frustrating than talking to a Kingdom Hearts fan.You talk like they suffer from the disappointing direction their franchise when. No, they don't get it, they love whatever comes out, and they'll stare you in the face and tell you modern Squenix writing is very good and deep. Not to troll, but because they mean it. Cause the only literature they've been exposed to has had the age recommendation stuck to 10 and under.Kingdom Hearts 3 is mindless and gets old after about 3 hours, but it is fun in doses. But they will watch that story and say how ingenious the plot twists are.
What the fuck does Goofy or Donald say in the middle of them activating a skill? I dont know who it is and it eludes me to this day. For the longest time one of them says it to fast and the voice fucking changes that I only hear the end part of that, and it sounded like "Get FIRE!" or something.
>>750106910Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.Are you talking about when they yell,>"Think fast!"
>>750103569DEEP FREEZEDEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE
>>750107169Holy shit was it think fast this entire time?! Who the fuck says it? Im sure its goofy but the audio of that one voice clip is so bizarre.
>>750104079It's tragic since, to be considered "good," anything past 2 had to forfeit either story or gameplay. English voice direction is nonexistent past 2 as well. 1, CoM, and 2 were flashes in the pan apparently. Hang Osaka Team live on television. Nomura to the gallows.BBS was all story with god awful combat which betrays the player during the final fights to become a passive guard-to-win simulator. Spit.358 has an incredible story, but the gameplay is a slog by design. Possibly the last "good" KH game.ReCoded has surprisingly great combat, but its story is less than nothing.3D has interesting worlds with, once again, dogshit combat and terrible voice direction. Cheat with balloon commands and flowmotion.0.2 spits in your face as an omen.KH3 has neither story nor gameplay. It's legitimately a feat to create a video game as empty and nothing as 3.KH4 trailer proves voice direction will once again be shit, they somehow wrangled James Woods into performing the most incorrect inflections, Sora looks like a chud, and Mickey does sackboy shit. Fuck I hate this series. Guess I'll do a critical run of KH2.>>750104369Well done bait post. Putting 358 into Decent was the icing on the cake. Mwah, here's your (You).
>>750103882Why was Turk such an asshole?
As shit as 3 is, the Data fights and Yozora in Re:Mind is peak.
Do you think they will finally remove the beeping sound in KH4
Tell a KH fans that you'll only play the main games and see how they recoiled.
>>750110336NOOOOOO YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAAAAAAAATE YOU!!!
>>750106837Yeah okay bud
>>750110678shut up ok I'll play 3 after 2 and I'm gonna love it and I'm gonna pester you on who the fuck is this LOSER AQUA is, why is she so fucking USELESS
I find it interesting why there is a sudden uptake in interest for Kingdom Hearts lately. I know there is KH4 on the horizon and the animated series, but did those really look so appealing to people that they want to play the games? I am happy to see people play KH1 and 2 at least, just don't understand the sudden urge of interest in KH4.>>750110336That is fine, no need to play the mobile games. I always recommend at least 1 and 2, and the rest are optional (with COM recommended). I don't even recommend unless you really want to watch what happens (which at that point you might as well play/watch the other games before it).I've always ignored the mobile games. The extra lore isn't worth the time spent playing those.
>>750110867>I find it interesting why there is a sudden uptake in interest for Kingdom Hearts latelyKH1-3 collection + KH4 started getting updates after 4 years
>>750105485Cheese it or be extremely autistic and memorize all the patterns and time every single ability and hit at the exact perfect time or just instantly die. Shit isn't fun and the rewards are never worth it.
>Going through KH1>Lean on magic much of the timeMan I should learn enemy moves and use the keyblade more>get hit 3 times and die>go back to magic
>>750105485This is literally a secret boss fight who is supposed to foreshadow a future game. Meaning only the most insane fans get to fight him, makes sense why he's ultra hardThe fight is still shit though
>>750111042I tried the Vanitas Unversed secret boss, or whatever its called, in BBS and stopped there. On top of being a bad player, I didn't enjoy fighting him. I barely enjoyed beating the Iron Prisoner boss. The secret boss(es) in KH1, KH2, and DDD were pretty fun. I even liked most of the optional fights in 358/2 (except that stupid OP Wyvern one in Agrabah). BBS didn't feel fun to me though. Maybe they nerfed/improved them in Final Mix releases. I haven't played BBS FM before.
>>750111227That's because BBS and DDD are laughable slop since they don't have the revenge value mechanic which is the foundation of these games. You need to actually download a mod that improves the game called "Console Combat Overhaul" that makes the game playable
Sex with Namine
Gonna rizz you up, me.
>>750111427>Riku gets with a chick who looks barely thirteen>He's a dream eater so it's technically bestialityNomura you sick fuck
