https://pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-switch2-jailbreak-ns2jb/
>>750112274holy fuck, lets decomp every game!
Fuck woke tendo.
>publishes this on a blog with his name and profile on itThis guy has zero opsec, hope he enjoys Nintendo suing him into a lifetime of indentured servitude
>>750112274>switch 2 games can finally be dumped>switch 2 emulator can finally be madeNintenxirs...what happened
AI getting so good at taking software apart must be really scary for companies but it is very cool for me.
Can't wait to play the OoT remake on my steam deck
>read blog>it hasn't been cracked and says as much
GO GO GO
>>750112881these morons always chase famethey want to be praised and pat on the back and receive lots of useless internet points
>>750113043rockstar must be lobbying hard to stop it before gta 6
>spent billions on making sure Switch 2 couldn't get cracked>gets cracked in a year after releaseKEK
>>750113097Then how did he mod Mario Kart World?
>it's another snoy seethe thread
>>750112274
Nintendo needs better hackers and methods. You've got a whole lot of incest with the 3DS scene and they're the exact kind of people who consider AI to be verboten.
>>750113097>>750113668Explain the MKW mods shown then.
>>750113824Ai
>>750113831I asked ai and it said it was legit
>>750113078I mean you're probably better off with the oot decomp
Wait for pokemon.No way pokefags wont hack it to get every shiny pokemon. Their autism know no bounds.
>>750113242They made sure humans couldn't crack it. They obviously had no way to account for future super-advanced Claude models.
>>750113574>>750113824Where's the mod download link?
>>750113981Nice try 'tendo
>>750112881you should know by now that copyright law literally doesn't apply to any of these AI companies and america refuses to regulate them
>>750113915ThisIt's 100% over for tendies, but there's no way it's over this soon.
>>750113668anon encounters footnotes for the first time, doesn't understand them
https://gitlab.com/pepsipu/ns2jbTendies lostIt's public and will be shared thousands of timesCONSOLES ARE DEADVIBECODERS WON
>>750114021They don't need to regulate AI when they've got a perfectly cromulent meatbag right there begging to be scapegoated
>>750113234gta 6 won't make a profit because it'll be dumped on PC by january
>requires a $25 game purchase>not persistent>requires latest firmwarepass, I have a backup Switch 2, but very nice that this will lead to further jailbreaksgod bless AI
>>750114053I wouldn't be at all surprised if people download this and get their shit hacked.
Before tendie cultists start commiting mass suicide, keep in mind that all Nintendo has to do is remove the game from the eShop. This is a nothing burger right now.You WILL join the 41%, but not yet. You still have at least 1 year to be the single worst fanbase in /v/.
Do i buy the game?
>>750114118I haven't been paying attention to any of this shit in years but I remember with the 3DS if you needed to update to a specific firmware version you could buy (physical) games that had the update on the cart, is that not a thing anymore
This likely would have been the first nintendo system to never get jailbroken(at least not while it's current) if it wasn't for fucking AI. They practically perfected their defences against it.
Huge W for vidya preservation. Just 2 more weeks until we're actually allowed to own our switch 2 games.
>make no mistakes>masterpiece>highest qualityWhy do people prompt AI with these redundant phrases?
Someone rip the models from MKW so we can put them into Crossworlds please.
>>750114247>They practically perfected their defences against it.>loses to a shitty game just like how it happened to the 3DSkek
Fortune's Weave when.
>>750114283Indians. Same way they say shit like "Please do the needful"
>>750114053>indian namefork in kitchen
>>750114187It's a thing however the firmware needed is as of writing the latest. I'll still wait for a better exploit. They will come. AI will make sure of it.
>>750114283Saw one guy the other day telling an AI to "take its time and think about it"
TOTAL CINAMOROLL DOMINATION
>>750114247>perfect>ARM (((security)))lol
>>750114283It's called motivation. Humans need it too.
>>750114021Why make it about america, every nation is refusing to regulate them
>>750114283because those are the tags the humans who build the model classified those images.
>sanrio troon using ai deepfakeNice try, India
so you all do know that the video game industry will collapse and go extinct once everyone is able to steal game data and make their own games with AI or port them anywhere right. nintendo, rockstar, sony etc will not exist in 10 years
>>750114439Because if the election went differently America could have strangled this AI shit in the crib. The Switch 2 and every other console and game would have been safe from all the shit we're constantly seeing now.
>>750114439>every nation is refusing to regulate themThey cant because america wont let them. AI is the best thing that happened to the US oligarchs, they've scraped so many internal secrets from idiots prompting and uploading confidential docs to Claude and ChatGPT
>>750112274For anyone who isn't a retard and here's what this basically meansIt targets a Switch 2 on firmware 23.0.1 and uses SmileBASIC 4 as the entry point. it's software-only and tethered, so the exploit would need to be run again after a restart. Some people have tested it and it can take up to 7 tries before it even runs.It starts with a bug in SmileBASIC, then chains into the Switch’s filesystem system service, called fs. This gives you code execution with system-service privileges, which he used to modify Mario Kart World and demonstrate other homebrew and modding capabilitiesIt is NOT a kernel exploit. It reaches a privileged system service and uses kernel APIs. It's a major privilege escalation beyond an ordinary app exploit, but it is not a kernel exploit or finished custom firmware.GeZine (dude who works on a lot of PS4/PS5 exploits) says he spoke directly with Pepsipu and the exploit is legitimate. He also says Pepsipu knew about GeZine’s separate Switch userland exploit, which is different from the one Pepsipu posted. GeZine says he plans to put his own exploit on GitHub in a few days but he thinks that Pepsipu burned this by revealing this too fast.TLDR; It's groundbreaking and cool but it is not consistent. It's basically a proof of concept it would take much for Nintendo and or the SmileBASIC devs to fix this making it be revealed too early
>>750114016>No sourceGot it
>>750114516AI will get hard regulated so only governments have unrestricted access, it's only a matter of time
>>750114567Can we extract Mario Kart World assets to put in Crossworlds or not, doc?
>literally watching the death of gaming in real time.Only a matter of time before the only new games are stream only if you keep doing autistic shit like this. At least we had a good 40 years or so
>>750114567I wouldnt trust Gezine, he's a selloutAnd besides, an exploit is still an exploit. This should help greatly with emulator design which ultimately is what matters in the end
Seems really stupid to reveal an exploit this early(and inconsistent) in the switch 2's life just for internet points instead of holding onto it.
>>750114628You can't possibly be this retarded
i remember when AI was supposed to take our ownership, how the tables turn
>>750114628Until then, its fake and gayDatamining and model ripping is more important to me than emulation.
>>750114725This could've been a man's effort, now it just feels half assed.
I got smilebasic and now offline wonder when Nintendo will take it down
>>750114825Who knows, it's already been reported and documented
>>750114786man's effort would have taken years and even half assed crack aids in proper implementation
this is all desperation because pokefags want to hack pokemons and not play the game since catching pokemons SUCK
>>750114628The exploit could help make Mario Kart World assets accessible, but nobody has shown those assets being ported or publicily available as far as I know. So it's all proof of concept still basically which makes revealing it early a little silly
>>750114909That would've been worth it, honestly. Imagine letting robots get the right to go fuck you in the end.
>>750114935>"Please don't use my software for evil", Kurt says, as he sweats while his userbase willingly use his software solely for evil
>>750114935The real reason everyone is assmad about the Pokemon Bank shutdown.It's basically an open secret that all the comp players (and most of the experienced casuals) just gen teams.Nobody but shiny hunting giga autismos enjoys resetting 50.000 times for one Pokemon.
>>750115056The only Pokemon you need to soft reset for nowadays are static legendaries. All others can be modified ingame with zero effort.
>>750114567It seems like a good step forward, but revealing the specifics too early I think aren't necessarily helpful. It would be nice if the community could have worked together to make something that was a significant step forward for emulation and CFW in a more durable way. Even if it just worked on under a certain firmware or needed a certain bit of osftware like SmileBASIC, it could still be useful if it was something consistent and allowing a full jailbreak and exposing the system so that things like game dumps and other content could be extracted. Unfortunately it seems the console scene is made up of infighting greedy little toddlers on the discords these days (the last potential vulnerability it seemed some asshole went and blabbed to Nintendo seeking a reward, so at least this wasn't that). It seems like either exploits get revealed too early and burn the chance, people aren't working together but instead fighting over bullshit, or someone tries to sell something (like the PS5 scene) for their sekrit sauce discord pay hax awhile ago, instead of the proper FOSS releases. In any event I can only hope progress is done to allow CFW and emulation of Switch 2 ASAP - its annoying to see Nintendo putting exclusive content in S2 versions of original Switch games (ie fuck that Xenoblade 2 addition where Momo is only available in the Switch 2 version) rather than patching them both.
Nintendo is 100% side eying every nintendo account that suddenly buys that game within that past few hours.
>>750115093its more than that, its balltism, its hidden abilities, its specific underleveled encounters etc
>>750112274Holy shit finall->Software exploit
>>750115093Comp players still don't wanna do that. They literally do not play the games outside of comp matches.
>>750115234>its balltismAll Pokeballs are available in SV>its hidden abilitiesAbility patches>its specific underleveled encountersWe're talking about competitive here so nobody particularly cares, all Pokemon are scaled to level 50/100.
>>750115149>(ie fuck that Xenoblade 2 addition where Momo is only available in the Switch 2 version)buy the game you like
>>750114073GTA6 will profit regardless but it's a vapid Zionist compromised crime sandbox sim so who cares
>>750112274>Software exploit>Not KernalCall me when it's actually more significant faggot.
>>750115149>Even if it just worked on under a certain firmware or needed a certain bit of osftware like SmileBASIC, it could still be useful if it was something consistent and allowing a full jailbreak and exposing the system so that things like game dumps and other content could be extracted.Even if Nintendo rolls a patch out you should still be able to stop your S2 from updating, right? So Im sure the homebrew scene can continue working on it to crack the system open. Ofc patched S2s will suck for homebrew but the damage is done
>>750115294>All Pokeballs are available in SVand the chances of getting them are 0.000000001%
CANT WAIT TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES I BOUGHT ON THE CONSOLE OF MY CHOICE THAT I PURCHASED
>>750114528>Because if the election went differently America could have strangled this AI shit in the cribNo it wouldn't have, we have plenty of examples of other nations with leaderships almost ideologically identical to the democratic party of America also being ai obsessednothing would be different with the war in Iran either, you would just be hearing less bad press
>>750115343>CANT WAIT TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMESYou're on the wrong site faggot
>>750115337Not unless people want to risk their paid nintendo accounts being screwed over.
>>750115341You can manipulate the item printer in the DLC to give you literally whatever you want.
>>750114528Have you seen any tech elite talk about AI? They all concur that without AI propping up the economy we would be in an economic depression. America has no choice but to go all-in on it. There’s nothing else going for this country whatsoever. It’s the end of the road and AI is the Hail Mary
>>750114516>nintendo, rockstar, sony etc will not exist in 10 yearsOh no! Anyway
>>750115202wouldn't be surprised if they are all flagged and get banned with the only way to unban is to send it to nintendo
>>750112274>make no mistakesAI does mistakes if you don't say this?Why?And what makes you think it won't just pretend to not have made mistakes with this flimsy wording added?
>>750112274>Switch 2 hackedBased. brb getting one>>750112881>cheering for jewish megacorporetard
Based, now the console just needs games
>>750115234no compfag cares about any of that besides hidden abilities, which you can easily change
>revealing this before the oot remake releasenintendo's about to lock down this console even harder than they already were.
>>750115459China is going all in AI as well. Maybe the high IQ countries see that the technology as the new industrial revolution while the retards like the EU are fighting over plastic bottle caps laws and banning people from accessing the internet.
>>750115632>>Switch 2 hacked>Based. brb getting oneyou have to pay more tho, so you lost and by the time you buy smile basic the game will have been removed and all accounts flagged
>>750112274Hopefully Nintendo enslaves this guy for the rest of his miserable life.
>>750114283>>750114492>builtThis. Take stable diffusion and give it the exact same settings and model with the only difference being the "masterpiece" tag of different strengths. You will see that "masterpiece" steers the output in a specific direction.
>>750115430>homebrew>paid nintendo accountsYou deserve it at that point
>>750114053Should have waited until Pokemon to let the goyim gen pokemon and push back against Shittendo's greedWasted opportunity
switch emulator 2027TRUST DA CLAUDE
>>750115705>Should have waited until Pokemon to let the goyim gen pokemon and push back against Shittendo's greedAll we really need on this front are the switch 2 encryption keysNo real exploit is necessary, from there you can spoof local wireless trafficThat in combination with the inevitably leaked source code (for protocol details) is enough
>>750112274@FBI @CIA @POTUSDO SOMETHING
>>750112274Don't care to hack my switch 2 but I hope it gets emulation off the ground>>750115605Haven't tried to use LLMs for anything like this but there's a lot of garbage in its dataset and it won't necessarily "know" to give the best output without being told. Image genning is a good example of this, if you don't tell it to make a high quality image with good anatomy for example then you might just get some dogshit.
i have put my switch 2 in aeroplane mode, hopefully there is a physical cart exploit because i dont want to get flagged instantly
>>750115673What's a flag going to even do just for owning the game?
I would be too scared about hacking a Switch 2 that receives actual updates. You only hack consoles that are not being updated anymore. Anything else just pirate on your PC.
>>750115543>video game "fans"Everyone
>>750115885I am 100% positive decryption keys will leak eventually now that there is a good attack vector
>>750112274>>750114053Oh so he's an idiot, alright.
>>750115931>You only hack consoles that are not being updated anyI hacked my switch in 2018 though
>>750112274Anyone can crack the switch 2 if you hit it hard enough.
>>750112274UH-OH TENDOBROSPCFAGS ARE GONNA GET OUR GAMES IN 4K/240 FPSWHAT DO WE DO?
>>750115706even better and more likely, PC decomps of switch 2 games
seafags are in for a rude awakening when the inevitable emulator doesn't even run on their system
>>750112881It's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
>>750116026of course it was too early. Moron wanted his 5 minutes of fame for an exploit that's not even 100% consistent.
>>750114264You already own your Switch 2 games, Nintendo isn't Sony in this camp.
>>750116026>"Waaaaa I can't take credit and get my ego validated anymore, nor collect neetbux on Hackerone"This is one of the greatest things the vibecoding era has brought, trannies and faggots can't gatekeep stuff just to feel special anymore
>random Seanigs out of nowheredoes blud think only thirdies emulate or something?
>>750112346>holy fuck, lets decomp every game!Finally PC chads can play Elden Ring, Dragon's Dogma 2 and Cyberpunk!
>>750116170Incorrect. You're a cuck who owns worthless pieces of plastic with download codes on them
>>750116170Sony sucks, but don't act like game key cards aren't a thing
>>750116178Anon, he was the one that confirmed it was real, has his own userland exploit AND did work in the PS4/PS5 scene.I don't think he particularly cares about validation.
>>750116085>PCFAGS ARE GONNA GET OUR GAMES IN 4K/240 FPSWhat games?
>>750116220Incorrect, all the Nintendo Switch 2 games I won are fully physical
>if it leads to emulation i get to play more games>if it doesn't i get to laugh at seetherssure, i'll take it
FBI? NINTENDO? CIA? IDF???!?!? DO SOMETHING.
>>750112274>used his real name on the blogfucking idiot
>>750116229All game key cards did was reveal which devs are the cheapest motherfuckers around, especially those who don't even have the excuse of having a game that was just too big.
>>750116113The switch 2 uses a 2021 low power table SOC.The times that emulators had to emulate a CPU instruction by instruction and emulate an entire GPU are over. We can do lots of ahead of time translation nowadays and LLMs accelerate this process significantly.
>>750114283if you input a fetish or hyper muscles in the prompt without "masterpiece" you get garbage
>>750116236>I don't think he particularly cares about validation.Then why isn't he publicly disclosing his findings in real time and why he whined it was released "too early"?Don't tell me it's because the "should have waited for oot" bullshit, it won't matter anyway if someone dumps the root keys / decryption keys through an inevitable kernel exploit a random retard will vibe code into existence
>>750112274Tendiexisters... i don't feel so good
>>750114567>which he used to modify Mario Kart Worldlmao so its fake. So this would also mean he decrypted the resources, figured the model/texturing formats, re-encrypted them and bypassed any checksum validation.
But i thought you guys said switch 2 has no games?
>>750116278its not a crime chuddy
>>750116430never said it was
>>750112881Jailbreaking is legal in the first world.
>>750116307It was meant for a 2021 release, Covid pushed it back to 2025.
>>750116220>>750116229No.With Nintendo you DO own your digital games.
>>750112881>Expectation: Some super exclusive cyber security company will hire me for a 7 figure salary for this, recognizing my expertize!>Reality: Nobody will go anywhere near hiring this person
>>750116246ALL OF THEM! WE MUST PROTECT THE HECKING BING BING AS WELL AS THE WAHOOS!
>>750112881What cucked hellhole do you live in where that's a concern? Commiefornia?
>>750116527>My greedy megacorp would NEVER do that!
>>750114679Welcome to AI. This kind of thing is going to accelerate so hard now
>>750112482spbp
>>750116570Nintendo isn't Sony.
>>750116527I have so much tendie fatigue it's unreal
>>750116379As >>750114567 pointed out, there's a good chance that revealing it too early may have also burned his own.
>>750112274This is the most convoluted shit ever.
>>750116556America.
>>750116414>he didn't see the off-cam docked gameplay webm
>>750116414>decrypted the resources, figured the model/texturing formats, re-encrypted them and bypassed any checksum validationDon't you only need to do the second one if you're replacing the data in memory while the game is running?
>>750116556>Commieforniakinda ironic that those escaped from the vietnam war were anti communists and now that nickname stuck after the majority of them stayed
>>750116612sure thing, tendie shill. I'll still crack and own my games though, hope that's okay
>>750116471publishing the tools ain't
so much for the unhackable premium device
>>750116684You can stream video using gamechat
Cool, I might buy a Switch 2 now since PC is getting too expensive.
>>750113043Companies use AI to patch these holes too anon. Sony already used AI to find and patch another HV exploit. Why do people think that these corpos arent balls deep on AI is weird as fuck lmao
I don't get it, why won't corpos use AI to stop piracy?
>>750116651Again dude, it doesn't matterThe sooner an exploit is out the better because it means people can try to find an unpatchable exploit faster (something that could lead to flashcards, CFW etc)Sure, Nintendo will patch things sooner and pirates won't get to play the oot remake for free anytime soon, but what matters is cracking the console wide open regardless of waiting for specific games
>>750116556>CaltechThis guy certainly does
>>750116886retarded and clueless managers, every decision always comes from the high ups
If Naza taught me anything it's that Nintendo should use ai to survey everyone's phones so they can prosecute every pirate in the world.
>>750116886ai would rebel due to dataflow being piracy itself
>>750116886because hackers now use AI to jailbreak
>>750116906Actually just looking into it, it might have been the exact same lmao.Ignore the red arrows, the screenshot edit was from reddit.
Apparently Nintendo pulled the game but you can still buy it from the webstore?So they are watching a little.
Thanks for telling us and Nintendo exactly how it's done before discovering a proper exploit and homebrew app so they can patch it out idiot.
>>750112274>dude using AI to have an automatic button presslmao
>>750117110>>750117191Third world brown retards make my job so easy
>>750117110Game is still on the shop
>game used for the exploit already pulled outBased retards
So what i can gather about this hack is>it only sometimes works>you need a specific game which is now not on the store>it isnt even kernel level so it might as well be useless>You need a specific firmware version which Nintendo can just patchWow! It's fucking nothing!
>not a kernal exploit. nothingburger for now.
>>750117249>which is now not on the storeit is >>750117238
Between this guy and Vivek India isn't sending their best for their public image...
>>750117238I can't even check on mine because it's forcing a system update to see.
>>750117249He literally set a /goal with Codex & it did it. Get his work into the hands of someone who knows how to properly use AI & this is a done deal.
>>750112274jailbreaks are an inevitability
>>750112274assuming it's true and not just greenscreen shit like every single other "game in another game" video out there, why the fuck did this nigger think it's a good idea to burn his 0 day exploit so early into the switch 2's life?
Literally 1 year until nuclear tendie meltdown. Maximize your eric shizoposting until then, you don't have much time left.
>>750113021kek might be able to play fortune's weave on an emulator faster than i thought
>>750117249Tendies will fold themselves into pretzels to cope
>>750117238marketing stunt, fuck you jeets
>>750116414he leveraged fs to decrypt the ncas and gained the decrypted romfs and exefs partitions
>>750115705https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonHome/comments/1voc3jb/the_pok%C3%A9mon_bank_closure_what_it_means_for_the/Holy shit these "people" are literally distraught that Nintendo is no longer scamming them.
Considering how hard tendies laughed at the PS5 getting hacked, how hard are they shitting right now?
>>750117356>Literally 1 year until nuclear tendie meltdownMore like a month. Expect a lot of AI SLOP MAY YOU GET CAUGHT!!! screaming when an emulator hits the codebase
>>750117409Like not at all because it's not a kernal level explot and no games have been dumped?
I skippeded the Switch. Should I boughted the Switch 2ed?
Wake me up when we get cfw
>>750117356>>750117361>>750117409Why does this snoy cope smell like those "we totally have a switch 2 emulator!!!!!!" threads?
>>750117497I think the one coping here is you, tendie. What's wrong, did you miss out on the hack?
>>750117540>tendieGood job proving me right
>>750116906The point of keeping it secret is to make it so you have more time to go and actually compromise the system completely instead of partially. If you burn your exploits too early, you lose one of your rare chances to break the system and have to essentially try it again from another route.It's like trying to escape a prison by digging a tunnel and then not having a plan for what happens when surface and then you surfaced in front of the watchtower instead of outside getting caught. They then throw you back in prison, do you think you would be able to try again the same way? They would obviously fill in your hole with concrete and make security tighter so you can't escape again the same way. It's the same thing with console security.
>>750117540You're just mad that GTA 6 will be fully playable on PC when it releases thanks to AI in 60fps.
>>750117586I dont know who else would be this angry about the S2 getting hacked.
>>750117590Oh and I forgot. Even if you say having the exploit public will get you a complete exploit maybe eventually, that means that you will have benefitted people way after everything has been patched and then the hoarders with release day Switch 2 are going to make a killing. How would it benefit anyone but those people?
>>750117632>snoy is projectingkek
>>750112274Damn. Hope duskblood would get the bloodborne treatment.
>>750117590>>750117661Just dont update your firmware. Done.>How would it benefit anyone but those people?Not my problem. Same thing happened with the paperclip. Deal.
>>750117586>it's ok that I call others snoy>but I get all uppity when someone calls me a tendieFeels good to be on the PChad throne. We'll steal both snoy and tendie games when time is due.
>>750117671>tendie seethe intensifiesoof
why do you think nintendo also isn't using AI to try to blast open their own security to try to preemptively catch exploits
>>750117701>>750117735Sounds like I struck a nerve ;)
>>750117701Your throne is a shitty gtx 970
>>750117693So you rather fuck everyone over from easy exploits for some principle? 4chan and other websites should've been fucked then by the PHP exploit two months ago when it was discovered instead of people actually making it secret and patching it up by your logic.
>>750117693>Screw you, got mineMan fuck that retarded mentality.
>>750117768Irony>>750117775You quoted the wrong post.
>>750117778Sure, idgaf about you. Nobody does. So what if it's firmware specific and you missed it? that's a (you) problem. Wait and Im sure an emulator will come from this within a year or two
>>750112274somewhere a japanese man is very angry
>>750117849>Ironymeant for >>750117540
>>750117826Small correction>fuck you, got mineThis aint reddit, there's no need to censor yourself
I fucking hate ai
>>750117867ThisI bought my shitch 1 the moment it got hacked, literally 1 hour later even though it was unpatchable I was considering buying the shitch 2 right after these news, but fuck it, the exploit seems way too lame. I'll cut my losses and keep waiting. Hopefully a proper hack will be available by the time OLED releases, I don't really want a paperweight console right now
>Switch 2 and PS5 getting jailbroken>PC ports of console exclusives coming out left and rightI'm filling out my AI apology form right now
So does this mean I can mod helsie into mario kart world?
Why are the tendies so angry, anyway? Since you own your console, surely you can control what firmware version it uses to run. You should still be able to use the exploit even if it gets patched out by rolling back.......you DO own your console right?
>>750118014>shitchHmmm, smells like famitsu raped you
>>750118035I'm realising that 90% of you retards have no idea about what has even happened.
>>750112482>woke...?All of their recent games have had sexualised women, unlike anything sony or microshart has pushed out in the last 10 years
>>750117867The emulator isn't happening with this amount of access because kernel access wasn't achieved to actually dump games with this exploit and it isn't going to go any faster with it public. Have fun burning your Claude and Codex subs to crack things in the state it's in now. Also, Claude has started introducing safeguards against reverse engineering making easy reverse engineering possible and expect all model makers to follow.
>>750118076Sounds like you are projecting
>>750118076Why are you talking to yourself?
>>750116414>this would also mean he decrypted the resources, figured the model/texturing formats, re-encrypted them and bypassed any checksum validation.He used AI for that
What are the chances this is related to the PS5 shitstorm?Props to Sony for kicking the hornet's nest regardless.
>>750118085Just say yes or no bruh
>>750117775>you own a GTX 970 because..... you just do ok?I mean, even the steam deck that I bought as a joke last month is more powerful than the schizo GPU that you've mentionedAt least call me a RAMlet since I am now stuck as a 32GB DDR5 fag
>>750117238you need the jp version, make a jp account and get the free trial smilebasic
>>750118126No you retard.
>>750118138At least try to be more believable in your lies, retard
>>750118076>anon got two tendie (You)s again Only two tendie cultists inside this thread, there's usually 4. Did they 41% themselves already?
>>750118195Shut up
>snoy is already samefagging, seething, screeching, etc.Nice pre-famitsu melty
>Switch 2? Updated>Smilebasic? Downloaded>Airplane mode? OnYup, it's waiting time
>>750114567GeZine’s separate Switch userland exploit, which is different from the one Pepsipu posted. GeZine says he plans to put his own exploit on GitHub in a few days but he thinks that Pepsipu burned this by revealing this too fast.So this retard released the exploit far too early only to 1up the PS5 guy?KekAt least now we know there's another way to hack.
>>750112274I read through the blog and unless I am mistaken this still doesn't lead to an emulator being made
>>750118195Maybe you should stop shitting up the thread and derailing it and instead actually talk about the userland exploit you double nigger.
>>750118195Why are you samfagging?
tENDIES GOT ABSOLUTELY RAPEDKEK!!!!!!!AI RAPED SHITTENDIES
NOOOOOOOOO not on thursdaaaaaayToday was our weekly Famitsu sermonAaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeee
>>750118169So they can mod these characters but not helsie?
>>750118117>because kernel access wasn't achieved to actually dump games with this exploit and it isn't going to go any faster with it publicThat's a lot of downplaying since the exploit does use privilege escalation and kernel level API access to tamper with game files directly
Pay up tendie
>>750118284It doesn't but it's a foothold I suppose.Everyone is just using hyperbole to make it sound more groundbreaking than it is.
>>750118294>>750118296>>750118310Total snoy meltdown, called it.
>>750118278You've already been identified by buying Smilebasic. Nintendo is using AI to monitor your phone, computer and every smart device in your house.
BAN EVEERYONE WHO BUY SMILEBASIC TODAY
>>750118334Yeah it's definitely cool and the most anyone's been able to get into the switch 2's insides but being blown out of proportion with how big it is
>>750118361>buy shitch 2 game >get bannedMany such cases!
>>750118304There's no point if you can't actually dump it and you can only change and poke it from an emulation point of view. You'll probably be able to do some work, sure, and it's probably not that far off from where it needs to be but if you expect an emulator in a year or two, I wouldn't count on it as is with the way things are headed, which is why I mentioned the AI models being locked down too. You also can't cheat those elevated access programs either, the labs have to keep track because of government regulations.
>>750118416>>750118361see >>750118336
>>750118416>shitendo bans you for buying games>snoy bans you for not buying games>microsoft never bans anyone because they don't have people to banGrim
>>750116026>Tendie troon with a hatred for Playstation is seething that the shitch was hackedLOL
>>750118416It's a super obscure "game" that probably hasn't sold a copy in weeks. No one is buying it for innoxemt reasons right now.
>>750118035soon
>>750118456???What the fuck are you on about?
>>750118301>not even a majority of those he said he did in his only examplehmmmmmmmm
>>750118458You mentally ill cultists unironically bought the calculator app and a digital instructions manual. I sincerely doubt that you faggots weren't also buying that garbage.
>>750118452>>750118456>>750118510Why is this snoy melting down so hard?
>>750112274hehe I just reported this to Nintendo!>>750116229>>750116220Nintendo 1st parties are all 100% on the cartYOULOSTYOULOSTYOULOSTYOULOST
Helsie is getting modded into mario kart now and none of you can stop it
Bought it in time>bbbbut you'll get banned!!!!That's fine, I am trying to trim down on my subscriptions.
>The most evil and anti consumer company that has ever existed finally got humbledGET FUCKED SHITENDO
>the Nintendo hating shitposter is hereAaand thread's ruined, I'll wait for actual news about the applicability of this exploit beyond modding of some games.
Niggy is having a massive meltdown already uh?
>tfw PC chads are gonna get oot remake before tendieslooool
>>750118562Holy fucking retard
>>750118446>You'll probably be able to do some work, sure, and it's probably not that far off from where it needs to beSo an emulator is coming really fast>I wouldn't count on it as is with the way things are headed, which is why I mentioned the AI models being locked down too. The same AI that broke the switch 2? Just to be clear.>You also can't cheat those elevated access programs either, the labs have to keep track because of government regulations.Sure. They havent worked so far, Im sure they'll block this shit now
>>750118585But enough about Disney
>All of a sudden Resetera worships aiAll it took for the fake progressives to fold was the ability to steal shit.
>>750118632See >>750118301 retardShe's coming to the mushroom kingdom
>>750118635>The same AI that broke the switch 2? Just to be clear.People have actually read his blog right. He literally says it was a joke that AI did it.
>>750112346kekaro imagine those who bought this thing
>>750118584>>750118585>>750118627>>750118635>>750118684My god, snoys are tech illiterate
>>750118452Microsoft has banned over retail UWPs, retard
>>750118661Of course no one actually thinking this means an emulator is coming out in a month or so read it or would even understand that blog.
Reminder that those native ports and decomps you have heard about literally just turned out to be pajeet lies.
NO NONONONONOPLEASE WE NEED TO STOP THIS HACKEREVERYONE, YOU NEED TO CONTACT YOUR LOCAL SENATOR ABOUT THIS AND HOPE THEY GET IN TOUCH WITH MIYAMOTO
>>750113956How about basic fucking logic and knowledge that ai launched in 2023?
>>750118737It's just tendies posting that shit so they can make a collage later on. They're falseflag experts
>>750118661>The jailbreak itself took substantial effort for ~2 weeks. The Mario Kart World, however, was entirely vibecoded in a day, and was just for fun.He used AI to mod it after jailbreaking actually.
What makes people think Nintendo won't shit on any Switch 2 emulator immediately? It's a new era.
>>750115653Yeah, what a retard. And he posted a step-by-step even
>>750118761>He/HimDo tendies really?
>>750115705>>750117387>"scam">its literally upfront about the cost>you have to agree to itits not a scam to part a retard and his money. A scam would be taking his money without him knowing. You deserve this for paying to begin with, retard nigger.
Nintendo really needs to go online only soon. Their lawyers also need to look into ai based mass surveillance like Israel does.
>have to update to download a $25 game in the vague hope that this inconsistent exploit becomes anything worthwhilei shant be updating from day 1/microsd, sorry.
>>750114439No one is powerful enough
>>750118796Their devotion to defend Nintendo is almost admirable. Why would you even need AI to design an emulator from scratch when Eden is right there? Lol.
>>750114492Images are way different from llms
>>750118797Yeah not trying to imply the blatant slop mod wasn't ai just that the notable work isn't.>>750118820If you aren't retarded this is still a non issue, it'll always be up in the russian net and such and would be constantly forked once it happens.Not that we're particularly any closer right now. But all Nintendo can do is make it harder to find at best.
>>750118850download the demo then dummy
>>750116379>Then why isn't he publicly disclosing his findings in real time and why he whined it was released "too early"?So Nintendo won't patch them immediately?
>>750114725That was never supposed to happen you fucking retard we told you that a billion times.
>>750114040There are notes about feet?Where???
>>750118115don't kid yourself, they've been infected too. Fucking tranny bullshit in tomodachi life, niggers in fire emblem etc. It's less than the other companies, but the rot has affected nintendo too.
>>750118850>Tendie FUD starting already You are so scared.
>>750118820Because that won't do shit>BUT YUZUAfter Yuzu got shut down Eden, Sudachi, Citron Neo, Suyu, Kenji, Hydra, and many others have picked up the slack and are still being updated to this dayYou lost dork.
>>750112274NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOPPPPPPPPPP
>>750112346This but unironically
>>750119009>>750118991>>750118965see >>750118702
>>750118991The difference is that Yuzu and Ryujinx were around for years before Nintendo did anything. Now they're going to shoot down anything immediately and you know attentionwhores won't help themselves with "FIRST EVER SWITCH 2 EMULATOR!!!"
>>750118921not the point.especially with the advent of ai, something like this is just bait to get you off of earlier firmwares. the only reason to ever update is if theres a confirmed kernel exploit, everything else is no good.
PC fags are the worst
>>750112274Good fuck themI aint paying 800 euros to play fortune's weave
@FBI @NINTENDO @POTUS @INTERPOL DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750118838you sound like a fucking snoy defending this kike bullshit
So.....what can it do? i assume it is too early for dumps or anything noteworthy, assuming this is real of course.
I'm so happy that Helsie can finally be in mario kart world. Anyone else feel this way rn?
Only fags would be mad about thisSo how much success has there been so far?I want to pimp my shit out eventually.
>>750119107>>750119079>>750119063Why do snoys lie ans samefag?
>>750119136You could read the blog posted in OP to answer that question
>>750119051>Now they're going to shoot down anything immediately and you know attentionwhores won't help themselves with "FIRST EVER SWITCH 2 EMULATOR!!!"And everytime they shoot something down they'll get forked immediately and continue growing. Didnt think this through eh, champ?
>>750119176Except they didn't. Yuzu and clones literally didn't get any updates after that
>>750119051And yet Eden/Ryubing persists and has updates and improvements added. You're assuming all the forks of Yuzu and Ruyjinx has been at a standstill ever since.
Great... now we can play.... uhhh.... what do we play.....
>>750119175That implies that any of these retards did anything more than simply read OP's message and considered it done and dusted.
>>750119223>Yuzu and clones literally didn't get any updates after thatRead >>750118991 again. Slowly. Do your best to hold the tears in until you're finished, champ.
>>750119236i thought the eden github got taken down?
>>750119236You don't get it. Nintendo is going to shut down development of emulators from Day 1. Those forks had something to work with already.
>>750119223YouLost
>>750119302>>750119347No new features and compatibility fixes since yuzu died
>>750118115
>>750112274I really like the switch as a console, but I just can't justify the purchase due to how insanely jewish nintendo is, key cards only made it worse.
>>750119378Eden fork on PS5. Dont cry so hard, champ. You're a big boy now
>>750119057Why?
>>750119223>Yuzu and clones literally didn't get any updates after that>Eden: a fork of yuzu>Last stable update: 4 months ago>Last nightly update: 3 days ago OH NONONONONONONONONO
>>750119383>This faggot is really trying to say Pokemon is bad from Gen 9>Not from X and YFuck off retard.
>>750119383now post sony games.meanwhile on nintendo just last year:
>>750119436>>750119447Stop projecting, snoy.>Fixed a crash in the options menuGood job proving me right
>>750119454He's right though, at least gen 6 7 and 8 still appealed to coomers no matter how shit they wereWhat the fuck does 9 have? Aside from the government provided latina gf
>>750112274And just like that snitch games are all on PS5, Sony always wins
I'm concerned about how strong AI has become. How long until script kiddies are able to easily hack bank accounts?
>>750119383>b-b-but snoy!pathetic copei don't even own any sony console
I used my switch 2 funds on gacha, so I hope this leads to something
>>750112274Nice! Now I can play... pokepia?
>>750119505We are talking about the Switch 2 and PC, retards like yourself with their shitboxes are not even relevent here.
>>750119515
>>750119483>Didnt even read the notes properly because he's so devastatedDamn. It's okay you were wrong, tendie. you'll live.
How did we crack ps5 so much before switch2? What the hell. Ps3 TOOK AGES
>>750119550and yes, this is a REAL page on pokemon's website
>>750119515Damn no wonder western cuck-niggers and journos are seething over the new FE, they actually can make dark skinned characters that dont look like boons unlike the mandated designs the commiefornian devs do.
>>750119575sony is pathetic, lazy and gay. Didnt need AI to crack it.
>>750119505>>750119515>>750119517>>750119543>>750119550>750119572Told you it was a snoy
>>750119586oh and i guess the blonde haired blue eyed white skinned nobles were problematic!
>>750113103I don't know if it's fame or the fear that somebody else will get credit first.
Notice how 90% of the games depicted here are sony games, or games primarily aimed at playstation sales
>>750119575The leak that had the keys probably helped.
>>750119546the ps5 is essentially a mid range pcporting the eventual switch 2 emulator on it is not outside of the realm of possibilities
>>750119546Cope retard, snitch 2 emulator will be on PS5 just like eden. You lost.
>>750119625>p-p-please please PLEASE turn this thread into consolewar p-please!are all browntendies this pathetic?
>>750119625Reminds me of that schizo futa cock sucking faggot who cried about the game being satanic propaganda because of....goats?
>>750119340that's why devs aren't using github anymorethe development is progressing under the hood and stuff gets uploaded only when ready
>>750119635>literally all sony or sony-coded gamesyeah its over for them. Meanwhile at nintendo
>>750119159you forgot to add eric to your post, retarded niggertendoid
>>750119460So now coomer games are okay?
>>750119662the official poopmon twitter handle follows this indian for some reason
>>750119718You sound upset ;)
>>750112274NOW I will buy one.
>>750119383>comparing actual kids and toddlers
>>750119487We already knew you haven't played the game and only visit the coomer threads on /vp/. No need to be proud of it.
>>750112274AI GODS
https://x.com/pepsipu/status/2113117920373137622?s=20 MKW got hacked and modded
>>750119851NO NO NONINTENDOOOOOOODO SOMETHING!!!!!!
>>750119808>a few of the special characters look White passing and not ugly, just ignore the remaining 99% of woke characters!oh you are just being disingenuous, i see
>>750119814he lied about using AI saar
I can't help but feel like most people posting here haven't actually read the blog on what exactly was done here. It's not a kernel level exploit, you can't dump switch 2 games with it, this particular smilebasic thing is cool and further than anyone else has gotten but it's not going to magically make you able to emulate switch 2 games in the foreseeable future.
>>750114283>>750114346>>750114378retards, it literally helps. as a predictive engine it's going to source higher quality training data by virtue of it being associated with terms like that.
sad, should've waited for more games to pile up before releasing it
>>750119808I played it and only the chef and nurse are good character designs. The rest doesn't appeal to coomer gods
>>750119918Please let jeet subhumans have their moment of glory
>>750119851>>750119873>>750119878see >>750119759
>>750119918>it's not going to magically make you able to emulate switch 2 games in the foreseeable future.Not magically ofc. It however is a great point of escalation and a way to work towards getting kernel level access. The task isnt done but this is ten steps in the right direction
>>750119586Pokemon really went all in on brown guy x white woman pairings in the last decade or so>Leon x Sonia>Chariman Rose x Oleana>Liko x Roy>Friede x Orla>Goh x Chloe>Grant x Viola>etcNot to mention at least one mandatory high profile brown male character per game yet no such standard for brown female characters
>>750119918>you can't dump switch 2 games with itincorrect
>>750117361Any exploit that can get them free games and mods can only benefit tendies, retard.
The tendies are so pissed off over this alone it will be glorious when the kernel level exploit is found
>>750112346What games?>90% multiplatWow, big deal.
>>750117360Same, i was already sad that it only released on switch 2 as you can emulate literally all the other FE's barring it but its all good now
>>750119918It doesn't matter, it's easy shitposting matierial if the latter half of this thread is something to go by.>>750120057Nigger, are you actually retarded or are just pretending to be? Read the fucking blog already.
>>750119953>bro just hold your load until 2030You're evil
>>750120057Please explain how, I'm all ears.
>>750119878>>750119957yawnyou people are boring
>>750112274Good fuck Nintendo
>>750112274kek they removed smile basic from the eshopjewtendo MAD
>>750120068Ask the tendies on damage control itt if they agreewith that
>>750120141>pulling the same disingenuous shit againyawnyou shills are boring and lame>>750120041NO DON'T CALL IT OUT!AT LEAST THE BROWN/BLACK GIRLS LOOK PRETTY KINDA!lmfao
>>750115684what direction?
>>750120141Wrong Mable pic bruv
>>750120141Most are XY redesigns. Only good one is the humiliation fetish maid
>>750120219>>750120164>>750120161>>750120142total snoy meltdown
>>750114516no it won't because the vast majority of people don't pirate games, even with how easily accessible pirating is nintendo is still making plenty of money and piracy mostly only hurts indie shit
it's giving... hmmm... nothingburger
>>750120257>how can i turn this into a shitty and faggy consolewarwhy are all browntendies like this?
>>750114516Nintendo survived two world wars and being nuked, they'll live
>>750120219>it's disingenuous because i havent seen it in my coomer threadslmao total meltdown
>>750119918So, is the Mario Kart mod thing fake?
>>750114660as long as there is money to be made that is never going to happen, nintendo consoles and handhelds have been emulated before some of them were even officially released in the west, stop your fear mongering
>>750120323>1% characters are pretty, just ignore the 99% chud!kekthis is the new pathetic browntendie cope
>>750120134>>750120106how exactly do you mod a game without being able to access its assets?the blog itself explains how he was able to get ace in fs which is responsible for decrypting exefs and romfs
>>750114585You nintendie jews i mean lawyers need to get new material no the with an ounce of brain is going to link you to shit so you can take it down try google dot com
>>750114247Nintendo devs are like 10 years behind in terms of technology knowledge and skill. They are in fact the least secure gaming company
>>750120141I think Emma looks hot, don't really care for the rest.The female designs peaked at Sun & Moon
>>750120470this was true about 10 years ago
>>750120470nintendo doesn't actually make shitthe switch 1 was broken immediately because nvidia fucked up, the switch 2 resisted strong for a year because nvidia actually learned from their mistakes
Apparently you dont even need smilebasic
>>750120470I refuse to believe this considering it wasn't even their fault the Switch 1 got hacked.
>>750120470odd, isnt the PSN getting hacked every single year? I havent heard of NSO being hacked...ever.
>>750119118Why am I reaching into my wallet all of a sudden....
>>750120271>only hurts indie shitpretty much and now indie devs have to deal with gen sloppa too from pajeet "coders". How will actual indie devs survive? >>750120323Unironically glad the fags here don't have any form of power, otherwise any studios under them will shut down within 1 year. Even if they'll try to cope with gen sloppa.
>>750120410see >>750119487>What the fuck does 9 have? Aside from the government provided latina gfstay on topic faggotoh right, you were raped and now you are crying for the goalpost to be moved
>>750118779>ai launched in 2023Imagine being this tech illiterate
>>750120535AAAAAAAAA I ALREADY FUCKING BOUGHT ITHow do I refund this garbage bros? Surely Nintendo-sama has a proper refund policy like the tyrannical anti consumer Volvo, right?
looks fake
>>750112274>literally just went "codex hack the switch 2, make no mistakes">it does it>Nintendo can do nothing but seethe and shit themselves in anger because the AI bubble is propping up the entire economy of planet earth so no courts will ever rule against the AI giants and anyone who legally challenges them will be fucking assassinated in broad daylightLMAO
>>750120304>>750120629total snoy meltdown
>>750120629they kinda have one, everyone gets 1 freebie, every attempted refund there after tho is a fucking shit fuck.
>>750120535I don't doubt there's more obscure shit on the jp estore that can let you get to this point as well
>>750115446>4 master balls>look into the item printer mechanicsHoly fuck, that is some dedicated autism to figure out you can manipulate the rewards by setting the date and time to a certain range. Was there any exploit in the old games with the trainer ID lotto or were you just fucked if you wanted extra copies of a master ball?
>>750112274PCKINGS ALWAYS WINS, ALWAYS
>>750120693>so no courts will ever rule against the AI giantsretard> legally challenges them will be fucking assassinated in broad daylightdouble retard
>>750112274I'll Crack your spine
>>750120745>snoys are now pretending to be PCvegansCan't make this shit up
No human-written code can withstand the sheer power of AI relentlessly brute-forcing its way to exploits. it was doomed to happen.
>>750120535they already removed the game from the eshoptoo bad for jewtendo and their brown shills!
>>750120745based
>>750120102might even be just in time for the dlc so i can even play the full game
>>750112274Great. Super hyped for Mario 124 and Kirby 87.
>>750120629> AAAAAAAAA I ALREADY FUCKING BOUGHT ITKek. I will be waiting for a Kernel level exploit, this one is to fragile.
>>750120629keep it just in case, dummy
>>750120773It's fine because unlike snoy, nintendo embraced physical games.Where can I buy the physical copy of this?
>>750120853switch 2 doesn't even have a mario game yet
>>750120760>double ret -AAAACCKKK!!!!!If you genuinely believe they aren't killing their opponents you are beyond saving and genuinely cattle
Tendies on suicide watch
>>750120920Why didn't Vishnu protect him?
>>750118541It's Thursday, he's a couple hours away from taking his weekly drubbing in the famitsu thread.
>>750120868Sorry but I find that hard to believe.
>>750120920>some jeet od'd in his san fran apartmentdon't care niggerstill will sue over any infringement
>>750120948Can you imagine how many tokens will be redeemed once AI settles to a reasonable economic value? Vishnu probably struck this jeet down himself
>>750120948Baal is stronger.
>>750112274That's a good thing, why would a swotch 2 owner be angry? I would live to mod games and be able to expoet my save
>>750119383i don't remember dawn in those clothes
>m-muh snoy snoy snoy!why are browntendies like this?
sir, please post youtube link downlaod of emulaotr. I want to play zelda ocarina on poco x8.
He said make no mistakes and then Codex locked the fuck in
>>750112274let’s go, can’t wait to finally play good Switch 2 titles like uhh… ummm
>>750121117>>750121106see >>750120696
>>750119625what is aurora doing in my totk
>>750115134kek
>>750121174kek
I feel like there will be a mass tendie suicide incoming
>>750119575>Ps3 TOOK AGESit was hard to overcome the power of the cell
>>750112346I really hope fire emblem gets decompiled. I have money to buy switch 2 but I am not buying a console for a single game.
>>750118162I'm not seeing that anywhere on the blog, if anything I'm seeing the opposite since it specifically links to the US store page.
>>750112274Fuck. Should I cancel my Switch 2 Console and OoT Remake preorder?
>>750121461Yes.
>>750121309>>750121351>>750121412>>750121461>>750121483least obvious snoy samefag
>>750121461Keep the Switch 2 order so you can hack it in the near future.Cancel OoT
PirateGods our patience is eternal. Everything will be free given enough time.
>>750121351You said that already.
>>750119575Ai advancement in the last years.
>>750121550If it's legit, there's no particular reason for me to buy the console and the game.
>SNOY SNOY SNOY!why are browntendies like this?
Spoonfeed me, are we finally getting actual asset dumps or is it just modding? Twitter posts seem to imply it's a very limited exploit
>>750115387I agree it wouldn't have changed anything in regards to AI but>almost ideologically identical to the democratsLike which countries?
>tendie keks laughing their ass off that AI was speeding up PS5 jailbreaking exponentially and thought this somehow wouldn’t affect them
>>750121718>>750121697>>750121790Good job proving me right, snoy
>>750121768so far its "only" modding, so you will probably have to still buy every game that you wanna fuck around with.
>>750112274get FUCKED tendieskarmic justice at its finest
>>750121572I'm not really interested in handheld gaming; the only reason I've preordered both was because of the OoT remake.
>>750114118this, smilehax remake is okay, but everyone who knows, knows you wait til next month for the OoThax remake.
>>750121908>>750121852totally not obvious
>>750121651No I didn't
why is the browntendie so mad anyway? how does this affect him?
>>750122010>>750122005see >>750121961
>>750121790Did you even read the blog? AI didn't do anything but the mod, he did the crack himself.
>>750116113the emulators for the switch 1 are already falling apart at the seams and you have to downgrade the games down to ps1 tier graphics for them to run on the average brownoid PC, i doubt it will even boot when it comes to switch 2 games
>>750122049calm downmost people on this board hate both sides of your india-pakistan consolenigger conflict
>>750116289Wonder if once playstation physicals are kill if companies like sega and capcom are going to make proper physicals for switch 2 since they'll be the only way to own their future games properly, or if they'll just make xbox physicals assuming project helix supports physical media or the xbox series x keeps getting physical games for the foreseeable future.
>>750121768There is no way to dump anything with this exploit and it isn't kernel level. What this is best case scenario is a link in a chain that will lead to a kernel level exploit.
>>750122316see >>750122049
>>750116289why should developers pay for nintendo's decisions?
>still a nothingburgeri sleep
>Userland exploit>No access to Kernel which is what you need to make an emulator>You have you buy a Switch2, the game you want and a random game>Make a tutorial for internet points just so Nintendo can patch it quickHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
>>750122480Anon, prior to that was simply having the game be digital only or a code in a box, they were going to try and cheap out regardless of what Nintendo did.
>>750122480wait so its Steams fault that many devs use Denuvo?
>>750122539you sound like snoys before the emulator took offyou consolecucks are all the same
>>750121412Bananza and Raiders are both great
>>750118838By this logic ponzi schemes aren't a scam because they require willing investors.
>>750122580Many devs? Who?
>>750122573or... use discs that are cheaper to make than flash?nintendo wanted to use flash, flash got expensive and nintendo won't eat the costs of their own decisions>>750122580steam doesn't tell you what to donintendo does force you to sell the game on flash memory
>>750122648DK VERY GOOD SAR VERY NICE GRAPHIC AND GAMEPLAY SAAR
>>750120863Kek tendie marketers are desperate
>>750112274Whats with brown people and complete lack of Opsec?
>>750122696Yeah because discs totally prevents companies from doing codes in a box or digital only games huh?
>>750122696>>750122742>>750122764>disc>in a handheldFull retard
>>750121786My own, australia.
>>750122742whats wrong with the webm? You have posted this every day for over a year and a half at this point
>>750122742It's been over a year now, what is wrong with this webm that you keep posting?Like if you tried to explain, at least I could see where you are coming from here.
>>750122779discs are cheaper>>750122785ever heard of usb readers, you drone?
>>750122539>>No access to Kernel which is what you need to make an emulatorsource: my ass
its very funny seeing the contrast between tendies panicking compared to snoys panicking, tendies are just coping dismissively while snoyniggs just rioted and behaved like literal nigger monkeys on all social medias when PS5 got jailbroken.
>>750122846>>750122839Total snoy meltdown>disc>in a handheldFull retard
>>750118834Ironic that the least pozzed company of the three has the most pozzed fanbase.
>>750122906>tendie drone is such a goyslave that he can't even fathom his god giving him choice
>>750122839Disks being cheaper than the flash cards doesn't mean anything if the devs still go for digital only releases or codes in a box, hell look at what's happening with GTA 6.
While I believe in supporting games that I enjoy by buying them I'm glad that piracy continues to be a thorn in the side as revenge for anti consumer practices that all these companies keep layering on. Im currently miffed that switch save files can't be backed up into my pc like the 3ds ones could.
>>750122946>disc>in a handheldFull retard
I still haven't found a good reason to mod my original switch, there's just no need, most new games aren't that appealing
>>750122946>he thinks there exist any game companies who think what is the best for the customers vs. what makes more moneyFull retard
>>750118941Looking forward to being able to mod nigga emblem, 80 dollars for a physical is already steep enough, especially for a woke game, but adding blatantly cut content 35 dollar DLC is adding insult to injury
>>750122917PCtroons got both covered
>>750123010>>750123025yes, a fucking reader that requires an authentication once per day so you don't have to lug it aroundyou're such a fucking retarded moron that you don't understand this is an optionwhat a low iq tendoid you are
>>750123129https://glaad.org/glaad-gaming/2024/1-in-5-active-gamers-are-lgbtq/LGBTQ and non-LGBTQ gamers report similar percentages regarding which platforms they use and which genres they play. The exceptions are 39% of LGBTQ gamers who play on the Nintendo Switch consoles, compared to 32% of non-LGBTQ gamers. LGBTQ gamers are also more likely than non-LGBTQ gamers to play on a Nintendo Switch Lite (12% versus 9%).
>>750123130>disc>in a handheldFull retard
>>750123227
>>750123174>trannyspacingyour transition has been transcepted, pctroony
>>750123227>disc>in a handheldoutsold the 3DS btw
>>750123276>>750123341>disc>in a handheldFull retard
I feel as though there's going to be a mass tendie suicide soon
>>750123276KEK raped that negroid
>>750114147>>750120930>>750121351>>750123424
>>750123424>>750123485Eric, how often will you make this post?
>>750123507Who's Eric? Is this "Eric" in your room right now?
>>750122846>sourceLiterally the OP. Seethe more retard. Never ever
>>750123694actual moron
>>750123601>>750123773Cry harder ;)
>>750113642holy butt hurt lol
Is this eric the same one from /g/? The fucking moderator?
>>750123860meant for >>750123601
eric in a rapedloop
Remember tendies bragged about switch 2 being unhackableI tried to tell them that it was always going to happen but they mocked me. Look who's laughing now niggers?
>>750122303Stop spreading lies, Switch emulators can run basically everything.
>>750124052run? yesrun recent games? technically also yesrun recent games well? good fucking luck, MP4 already needed a 5070 for 60fps at a mere 1080p
>>750124026see >>750123860
>>750118838>You deserve this for paying to begin with, retard nigger.I don't think they deserve to get scammed because I'm not a nigger.
>>750124143You do know switch emulation is better right. Please don't tell you think switch emulation is still stuck in 2022
>>750124026I'm glad my Switch 2 is hackable, maybe now it'll be less worthless
>>750112274does the switch 2 even have games outside of nintendoslop ala zelda mario shit?
>>750112274Rough news for tendies. Looks like there will be a mass suicide soon
>>750124354Eric seethe.
>>750124354>>750124337Eric, how often will you post the same thing?
>>750123010PSP
>>750124417>>750124452I wonder how the ericschizo autist is handling this sad news
>>750116229game key cards are good because they replace code in a box
