https://x.com/pepsipu/status/2113117920373137622https://pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-switch2-jailbreak-ns2jb/What happened to the "You'll never hack it, it's impossible!" Bros?????
what happened to checking the catalog before spamming Twitter screenshot threads?
>>750117728Uh oh tendi is getting mad now is he?
Nintendo's whole business model of forcing people to buy their paperweight to play their games is a dying business model. Imagine if Nintendo food could only be stored in a Nintendo fridge. Shit's fucking stupid.
>i
>>750117695HOORAY!we can finally play .... er ..... umm .....
>>750117785Nigger there's 4 threads right now, you do this bullshit every time.Unironically kill yourself.
>>750117924fortnite
>>750118036Sorry you wasted $500 on a last gen console that's about to get an emulator in a few months LOL
>>750117924I just want to play Metroid RavenousI'm glad I can do that on my PC and not waste money on a console
>Duskbloods>Ocarina of Time>next 3D Mariowe eatin' good PC bros
>>750118402>Smash Bros 6>Next Kirby>Next Mario>Next Zelda>In some cases we might even get them a week or so earlier than the official launch since people usually break street dates and upload dumps onlineEvery day makes me happier than I decised not to support Nintendo when they revealed they were bumping prices up to $80
>>750118532tendies are FURIOUS
>>750118578KEKAROOO
ok but where is the hack if it's real?
>>750119003Did you...not read the OP?Two site links right there
>>750118720He's not wrong though.
>>750119023this is what you want be to believe hacked the switch?
>>750119196Oh no the tendi is fuming
>this is what you want be to believe hacked the switch?
>>750118720>Tranny doesn't find cut content coolFuck trannytera
FUCK YOUIM UPDATING MY FIRMWARE NOW
>>750118720I agree with that.That being said I want free games so whatever.
>>750119305Kek
>>750117695i already had no plans to buy the shitch pooi already found infinitely superior alternatives to both animal crossing and pokemon, and now the switch 2 hacking scene will beginget fucked, jewtendo
>>750117695source: dude trust me>>750118720>He/Him
>>750118720tendies are legit cattle
>>750120596why are you surprised?nearly all tendie accounts on twitter are woke as hell and usually brownjewtendo has the brownest and gayest fanbase of all
kek this nigga jumping for joy... this nigga pleased as punch. fairs
>>750118532lmao I am literally playing that zelda musou game as we speak on my jail broken ps5
>>750120553>shitch pooyou are not fooling anyone eric
Of course the hacker was an Angry Birds fag.
>>750120671is that nigger still claiming that Wolverine will sell PS5's?
>>750120910>how can i turn every dogshittendo thread into my lame and faggy obsession with eric/sonyhello, browntendie
>>750120995anon he didnt even mention sony, why are you so obsessed?
>>750121140but he did mention his boogeyman (aka his alt persona used for shitposting inside every tendie thread)
>>750121140Stop before he goes on the eric speel
>>750117695Well, now the brownies can stop pretending they hate Switch 2 games.
>>750122291More like, we are now allowed to shit on Switch 2 games because tendies can no longer play the sour grapes card
>>750122358Nah, it was obvious most of the shitting was either sour grapes or consolewars.
>>750122358>>750121193>>750121140>>750120995So that's where you ran away to, snoy
>>750122404So, I'm unable to shit on the OOT demake no matter what? Fuck this gay earthI was allowed to shit on MM3D fairly quick, what's the fucking difference this time?>>750122428You lost.
>>750122428snoynigg stop samefagging like a talmud jew
>>750122358>ER invincibility frames be like
>>750122510>>750122470>>750122453see >>750122428
Its kinda funny watching you nintendo and sony people tear eachother apart
browntendies and jewtendo lost:)
>>750122703Watch out, they're going to call you a PCsnoy for that
>>750122707>>750122703see >>750122428
>>750122703It's that and the poorfags dropping their mask for hating Switch 2 games while hoping that their toasters can run the eventual emulators.
>>750122830You missed my post faggot >>750122816Am I not good enough for your autistic faggot ass?
>>750122703>>750122816it's funny how deranged tendies arethey even used to call you an ootsnoy for not liking botw/totk, and now they call you a botwsnoy/totksnoy for not liking the demake
>>750122860>Projection: the post
>>750122873>>750122871>>750122909Wow, totally not obvious
>>750122860You gotta love how tendies were okay with piracy until now>Lee poorfagsBut didn't you say pcfags were dumb for spending so much on a pc?
>another gen of mentally ill tendies paying up for my gamesGuess I will be buying even more anime figurines with my spare cash again
>>750122951no, browntendieyour rotten seething diilating axewound is very obviousstay mad :)
>>750117695Most pathetic jailbreak ever lmao. You literally need to buy a $500 console and a $20 game to make it happen. I guess that's what AI gets you, huh?
>a literal nothin burger Why are PC cucks like this?
>>750122991>>750122956>>750123015Nice samefagging
>it's a literal nothingburger but i'm still gonna throw a toddler tantrum while dilating my rotten axewound!browntendies aren't smart
>>750117695yep, that definitely happened
>>750123059>it's just MIG running switch 1 games>it's unhackable>it's a nothing burgerWe're here>it's limited and cumbersome to use>it's stuck on a firmware that no one has>it requires soldering>the games are glitchly>nintendo will patch it and ban you>the emulator is broken>the recomp is just AI shit despite working perfectly>you're just poor despite owning a $3000 PC
>>750123165>>750123235Famitsu raped you ;)
>>750123268you are brown :)
>>750123331>>750123325Totally not obvious samefagging ;)
>The vibe code also deletes itself if you close the gameNo wonder OP is so mad even though he "won"
>>750123471>the switch 2 exploit requires you to buy the switch 2AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAY IT AIN'T SOIT'S SO FUCKING OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750123029>>750123471Wait you still need to buy the console? Nah Nintendo probably did this themselves to boost sales lmao.
>>750123471Wtf i thought this let me get a free switch 2
>>750117695>i jailbroke the switch 2 and was able to also instantly decompile mario kart world's model format and file system to allow me to insert custom assetsXhe is a super genius.
>>750123471>I need to own the switch 2 to hack the switch 2Wait, what the shit? When I hacked my Wii U back in the day, I didn't need to buy it, it magically appeared on my desk after I finished downloading the AIO packWhat the fuck is this fucking bullshit holy shit
>>750123471Ha, that’s funny
>>750123519>>750123609>>750123665You sound upset ;)
>>750117695>Burning an exploit this early.>Still couldn't even get out of userland.Lol.
>>750123471>The vibe code also deletes itself if you close the gameSo, it's just like the PS4 / 5 HEN exploit? Kinda lame but I'll take it.
>>750117695>this isn't a permanent jailbreak, as the exploit requires a specific original Switch game to run every time the system is booted. This new exploit is a software-only, tethered jailbreak for the Nintendo Switch 2 that allows running arbitrary native code on any system on the latest firmware. This means that users can run homebrew, mod Nintendo Switch 2 games, back up save files, and access most of the Nintendo Switch 2’s peripherals. uh, cool I guess. Maybe in another 6 months we'll have something. Nintendo will likely kill this with the next firmware update and remove the game from the library, hackers will find a way again, Nintendo will try to kill it, and on and on
>>750120914stay mad soilennial
>>750117695>jeetshiti will believe it when we get game dumps and model rips.
>>750122358Indian Frames.
I just sent an email to Nintendo. Thanks for the heads up
>>750123471HAHHAHAfucjing retardsthis is NO WAY means emulators are comingn LMOOOAOOOO
Bros I'm scared Tripster is gonna wake up soon
>>750123235>>it's just MIG running switch 1 games>>it's unhackable>>it's a nothing burger>We're hereyou're missing the 6 or so other (now patched) userland exploits that also led to nothing
>>750122358Looks worse than 3ds oot
Legitimate question for CSEC nerds: Have we reached a point where online security doesn’t exist anymore?After yesterday’s PHP exploits, the 4 thing, and all the hacking/decomp stuff going on in vidya, I have to wonder how people are supposed to defend against these rapidly improving AI models. Are we going to see this shit leveraged against government infrastructure? Banks? Web hosts?The unregulated expansion of these things seems dangerous for a society that is almost entirely dependent on the internet for everyday functions. But I worry that the only way the boomers will step in to do something is if a catastrophic failure happens.
How much do they pay to protect Nintendo?
>>750120995Just curious, why are you physically incapable of typing the words "nintendo" and "switch 2"?
>>750124067Give it 2 years and everything will return to normality. All you have to do is ask Claude to make your shitty software unhackable
>>750123841What does the entirety of GTA6 have to do with anything?
>>750124230What does GTA6 have to do with anything?
>>750124067You're not accounting for the fact that AI will also beef up the defense. It'll be an immovable wall vs an unstoppable object.
>>750124067If hacking improves, then ethical hacking improves, and things become more secure
>this is what you want be to believe hacked the 3DS?
>>750124067its an arms race.right now bad actors are using AI bots to search for flaws.same bots can be used to secure stuff because its the same thing.
>>750122358OOT was never hard anyway, stupid chudsnoy! Let people enjoy things!
YESYEEEESSSSSYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSI LOVE YOU AI
>>750124051This one led to actual mods in MKW
holy shit shut the fuck up iphone jeets
>>750124346Not so fast Anon…
>>750117695Kek what a jailbroken Bitch! The average Nintendog that lurks here is already fuming on twatter!!!
>>750124168they have to use lulkek words so they dont get labeled as a normie
>>750117924>we can finally play .... er ..... umm .....Splatoon Raiders is about it, for now.
Why are Sonyfags so tech illiterate?
>>750124332>>750124391>>750124447Why is this snoy so mentally ill?
Why is it whenever someone jailbreaks a system or reverse-engineers a game, it's always Peter Griffin, Hatsune Miku, Shrek or all of them?
Its time to get one and keep it at the current/lower firmware I guess?Nintendo will surely try to patch this up asap.
>>750124503you mean CJ from GTA or Thomas the Train
>>750117695NINTENDO DO SOMETHING!!!
Finally. Of course I want to play the OOT paintjob, but paying for it? Like, actual money? No way.
>>750120553>infinitely superior alternatives to both animal crossing and pokemonwhat are those?
>the ninty slurper is having a turbo melty Grim
guys... I love a...i... now...
>>750124597AI slop or Terraria mods he can play on his mommy's PC
>>750124558Another exploit will soon be found by AI. There is no defense that can be mounted that AI cannot circumvent.AI is like the introduction of dynamite - Castles, fortifications, nothing can stand up to the offensive might anymore.
Anyone playing ocarina of slop demake on PS5?
>>750117695The Switch 2 is unhackable, this is AI.
>Sonyfag is shown that the "exploit" is nothing>Has a gigameltyTale as old as time.
Palworld won
>>750124678ok kumar but I didnt ask for your nonsense fantasies.
>>750117695>PS5 and Switch 2 both hacked right after I'm laid off and can't afford any of themJust kill me bros
Now I will buy your console.
>>750124778It wasn’t hacked, genius.
>>750124763Sir is right. Claude will find countless exploits of all hardware and software. It is inevitable.
>>750124836Explain the modded gsme in the OP then
>>750125039AI video streamed over gamechat.
>>750125039He used AI to modify game he already bought and its deleted as soon as he turns it off. No access to the system or kernel.
>>750123471
>>750125039it's not a kernel-level hack
>>750124763I will present your head to the nearest CPU as an effigy.
tendies mad?
>>750124836Yet.
>>750118532I still can't believe these ridiculous niggers had the balls to push FIRE EMBLEM to $80.
>>750125129Yet it grants kernel level access, as proven by the modded game in the OP
I tried asking AI about this, and it can already describe the hack. I thought AI relied on training and didn't have access to new information that fast.
>>750125235It’s AI, not an actual hack
>>750125095>He used AI to modify game he already boughtAnd he got access to its files to modify it......how?
>>750117695Now I know how people felt when they read in the paper that Hitler was dead. Absolutely devastating day in history for Nintendofriends.
Managed to download the Smilebasic4 demo before it got delisted because they got the exploit working in the demo too. Now to keep console in flight mode for month or two and wait to see if some interesting developments happen.
>>750125294And yet. Modded game in the OP.
>>750125270Tool calls have been a thing since 2023.
>>750125308Kill yourself retard
>>750125350>if some interesting developments happenSome findings already, gezine confirmed the hack is legit and you dont need Smilebasic to do it
>>750125392Then it’s deleted when he turns it off.
>>750117695Fuck shitendo.
>>750125425Nu-uh. When Mega Dragonite was announced live I asked AI to describe its appearance every 2 or 3 days, which it couldn't. It wasn't until about a month later that it gained that information.
>>750125508The he turns it on and mods it again. Your point?
>>750125208Verily.
>>750124365And now it's gone because the pajeet blew an entire exploit for a few leddit updoots.Wonderful.
>>750125508So? Just turn it on againPS4 had a similar exploit, you had to open the internet browser and wait 10 seconds every time
>>750125585Just dont update your switch 2. Simple
>>750125642bbbut how else am I going to play laggy internission tracks in mkw???
>>750124130
>>750125642>be stuck on a 2026 firmware for the entire switch 2 lifethis also sucks
>>750125473You sound upset
How the fuck did this even get discovered? It's some literal who game nobody has ever heard of.
Where's that one faggy nintendo adult muttoid that spams every japanese game is going to become nintendo exclusive because of piracy and the switch 2 will never be hackable
>>750125642Are you going to just use it as an offline MKW machine forever?The game that statistically speaking you already own due to buying it bundled?
>>750125713Read the blog.>hey claude what would be a good exploit target
>>750125713>tendies when someone mentions a game that isn't for toddlers
>>750125762ironically enough this proves you did care about those jp games despite constantly coping you didn't LOL
>>750118720>nooo i can't just avoid spoilers for a few days before release, i HAVE to open these articles and read these leaks>wtf i got spoiled!?
>>750125689>>750125762>>750125804You lost, Eric ;)
>>750125762>every japanese game is going to become nintendo exclusivelolwut? nintendo has fewer third party exclusives than ever
>>750125713>How the fuck did this even get discovered? It's some literal who game nobody has ever heard of.that's how the 3ds was initially hacked too. security breach through obscurity
>>750125705>>750125769Why is the idea of an offline handheld so painful to you?
>>750117695AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OH NO NO NO TENDIES
>>750125762Probably samefagging a conversation with himself in the famitsu thread over "Eric" and random youtube thumbnails.
>>750125906>>750125920Famitsu raped you ;)later games need newer firmware
chop chop emulator developers new pokeyman game next year
Never mind, there was just a firmware update notification.
>>750125906An offline handheld with 1 year of mediocre software and nothing newer isn't appealing.
>>750125713I remember the PSP first getting hacked via GTA Liberty City Stories.
>>750125967>later games need newer firmwaresuch as?
>>750123029Is this tranny retarded? Console exploits requiring specific games has been a thing since the PS1.>but I have to buy the consoleHow the fuck else do you intend to hack it?
>>750125982>it's a nothing burger and yet nintendo panicked hard enough to release a patchCurious
>>750120663Yeah, IDK how tendies can insult other fanbases. I played Splatoon 2, I saw the kind of "art" that was presented to children.
>>750125987No worries, the jailbreak will address that as it always has
>>750126001All of them? That has always been the case
>>750125713360 got its first softmod with some xbla demo
>>750125920The irony is that Nintendo survived past hacks before while Sony is hanging by thread any time their system gets hacked.
>>750126071Offline games dont need updates :)
>>750126061Switch 1 needs a bootrom exploit to extract the keys needed for emuMMC. Don't expect it to be possible.
claude find any privilege escalations
>account located in USoh it's over for him lol
>>750126141Yes they do, have you never used a switch before?
>>750126075Too bad the newer 360s are getting the RDOD and run hotter than PS3s.
>>750126158>Don't expect it to be possible.That's what you said about the switch 2 getting hacked. And yet, here we are.
>>750125862yep.makes it extra funny how the wii was hackable by something absurd like naming epona in TP with a bunch of executable code
>>750126252Yep, paperclipped it too
>>750123029>you need to own the console in order to jailbreak itDamn... foiled again...
>>750126320that's a standard technique, honestly exploits like that are from the stone age of complexity, the mitigations today are insane by comparison
>>750126270Not him but don't expect it anytime soon.
>>750117695>Jailbroken in just a yearDamn. Thought it would last longer than that
>>750126387>buy a Wii U>hack the Wii that lives inside vWii modeHeh, get on my level faggot
>>750123029people are getting dumber
>>750123029jesus christbeen a while since i read something so fucking stupid
>>750120672How's the jailbroken ps5 experience? I have a pro myself that's offline at 14.00. I don't want to lose online, but I'm not even paying for it atm.
>That thing that tendies insisted will never ever happen actually happenedEVERYTHING will eventually come to PC. Now you are stuck with a console with not even a web browser and it still got hacked before it even had a single worthwhile game.
>>750126457Sure. whatever you say.
>>750126035>>750126387>>750126626>>750126672that is just the average luddite
>>750117695This guy is a literal Ranjeet, but he seems pretty competent, so whatever.
>swtich 2 hacked in the middle of recomp madnessNintendo is probably pissing and shitting themselves right now.
>>750126869Oot remake looked like a jeetmake desu
>>750126061>For now, I’m excited to see all the upcoming Switch 2 homebrew, emulation, and modding.>It did not succeed.
>>750126910>>750126869Nice samefagging.
>>750126910PC mods will fix it.
Nintendo will go nuclear and you're all just laughing.
>>750126869They absolutely are lol. They took the game off the store and rolled out a firmware patch. Too late though
>>750125920They deserve to get fucked
>>750123029He's low-key got a point though
>>750126869The thing is that people that own a Switch 2 love the console and how well made it is and it's games while PS5 owners have been living in misery with a flawed device with zero games. I just don't see anyone rushing to have their Switch 2s with the same passion for PS5 hackers.
I have tendie fatigue
>>750126924>>It did not succeedSee the modded SW2 exclusive in the OP
>>750127053>>750127047>>750127031>>750127103>>750127113Nice samefagging.
>>750126961r.fog 0 is enough to make it objectively better
>>750127031Yeah just like they went nuclear with Switch 1 being hacked year 1...oh wait it became the best selling console ever made and biggest moneymaker for big N despite everythingThey're more scared of emulators than exploits
>>750127068>gamesWhat games?
>>750127208A 3DS game (formerly a N64 one)
>>750127239A timeless gem unlike snoyslop and pcslop that is outdated the day they're out
>>750127208What games does the PS5 have? The Switch and Switch 2 both have many exclusives and or upgraded versions.
>>750117695No one ever said never. What happened to it will be hacked in two weeks? Lmao dumbass esl
>>750127068When shit like this happens it fires on on cylinders no matter the fan/owner base.There's no doubt that hardcore tendies are 100x more loyal than PS5 owners, but they aren't the ones working on this/ rooting for it to happen. This is for people who want to play Nintendo exclusives on PC/ chink handhelds.
>>750127332>What games does the PS5 have? Every game
>>750127372*movie
Meanwhile Switch 2 hacking scene..
>>750127361>This is for people who want to play Nintendo exclusives on PC/ chink handhelds.Already possible for Switch games but as others have pointed out this hack will go nowhere.>>750127372Same as the Switch 2. Almost every game has had a Switch/Switch 2 release. So asking again what PS5 exclusives does it even have?
>>750127521Nintendo fuckinf do somwthing already holy shit
>>750125762I don't know why he picked that hill to die after all the recomps and stuff that came out, it was just a matter of time before someone went after the switch 2
>>750127594>>750127521>>750127631Nice samefagging.
>>750127590>exclusivestrans coded
>>750127521AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE @NINTENDO@DOUGBOWSER@REGGIENATOR@REALDONALDTRUMP@MESSI@CIACRUSH THIS GUY
>>750127590>Almost every game has had a Switch/Switch 2 releasekek switch 2 is lucky to get ps4 ports
>>750127673>>750127689Nice samefagging.
>>750127319But aren't you the one that keeps saying that oot aged like shit and that it needs a remake?I've shilled oot during the past 2 decades after all, I am used to hearing that
this means maybe I'll be able to play the oot remake without spending 6 billion dollars :3
>>750127590>this hack will go nowhereDoesn't look like that's true. I admire your wishful thinking though.
Can someone tell me who Eric is? I keep seeing that name posted.
>>750127521OkOkThis is NOT okay. I'm serious, I'm having a PANIC attack
>>750127738*PS5 ports
>>750123029>you need to get a console to jailbreak it???>>750125713First step of jailbreaking a 3DS is downloading a demo of Tomodachi Life.
>>750127808/v/ boogeyman #630 along with tim, shaun, jimmy, and the rest
>>750125762>>750127631
>>750127808Tendie boogeyman aka himself Ask him how come Eric spares Zelda girls threads
>>750127871I've never heard of those only eric
>>750127920that tells me you only frequent nintendo threads then
>>750127891>illiterate baboon nigger who never finished high school doesn't know how footnotes work
>>750127805>Doesn't look like that's true.It's not even kernel level and it got patched. This is why most hackers keep their exploits secret so that they can develop a kernel level hack at a later firmware. Most likely Nintendo is scanning their library for similiar exploits and are removing said games.
Good Now I get to watch brand loyal cattle cry like retards while I completely ignore their shit games and play PC exclusives instead.
>>750128005>It's not even kernel level Yet has kernel level access>and it got patchedNot the offline ones that hackers are using
>>750119562>Tranny doesn't find cut content coolIt's too big of a reminder of the fact that he cut his own content off.
>>750128073>Yet has kernel level accessNo, it doesn't. It has accessed to a few privileged sysmodules, so it's more than userland, but this isn't a kernel exploit.
>>750128073>Yet has kernel level accessThe blogpost of the pajeet himself literally says it didn't.
It didn't even work.Also he exposed a potential exploit that Nintendo will fix, potentially putting progress back by years.But yeah, no, big win.
>>750128005>it got patched. TDoesnt matter. If there is any one vulnerable version out there the damage is done. The community has enough to build an emulator now, and after that there is no reason to own a switch 2 at all
>>750128146Are you a jeet? do you not know how citations work?
>>750128152
>>750128073>Yet has kernel level accessStop lying>>750128073>Not the offline ones that hackers are usingYou need the latest firmware in order to run the latest games and updates. No one is going to wait years keeping their Switch 2 offline.
>>750128116>>750128126>>750128239How do you mod a game without access to its files and the permissions needed to tamper with them? I know tendies have to damage control this because it's a big L for their beloved company but come on
The level of delusion is unreal and it's easier than ever to fake shit on the internet thanks to AI and brapcoding.
>>750128190>The community has enough to build an emulator now, and after that there is no reason to own a switch 2 at allLmao calm down buddy it doesn't have kernel access and seems flawed.>Delusional PC fanboys realizing it's a nothingburger
>>750128219Sir, I have a job, is a town not a city.
>>750124067invest in carrier pigeons while you can>>750126487same. still a ways to go but it's more than I expected
>>750125851Based retard
>>750128326just read the fucking blogpost, nigger
>>750128326The fs module decrypts and grants access to game assets (exefs and romfs). It's not part of the kernel.HOS is a microkernel which uses userland processes for a lot of shit that's normally in a kernel, part of why it's so secure
>>750128326It doesn't have kernel access you moron. If it's too hard for you to understand it means jack shit for anything useful. He literally bragged about an exploit with zero access to the system itself and it just got patched.
>>750128146>Codex has reset the goal to complete these steps. It’s a side bet; it may succeed 1>1. It did not succeedIn case anyone here is dumber than this guy. Like, this blog was written by an AIjeet and he knows how footnotes work but this tendie didnt. Just let that sink in for a second.
>>750128505>it just got patched.already?How?
>>750127521NOOO DELETE THIS!!!
>>750122703This isn't right, this used to be between xbox and sony instead...
>>750117695HUGE
>>750128556A firmware update was just announced
>>750128642Based
>>750128361you dont need kernel access. let the original os boot the system, then use the exploit. all kernel access gives you is the ability to jailbreak from coldboot
>>750128424>>750128473>>750128505>kernel level accessI feel like you guys are looking for shit to lash out at. At what poitn did I ever say the kernel was broken into?
>>750128692goalposts
>>750117695>i jailbrokeyou mean Claude jailbroke?
>>750119196let's ignore the JetKVMs that gives Codex full control of the switch, it can send input commands and see the screen.
>>750128715No, not really. See >>750128073>Yet has kernel level accessYou're angry and misread my post. That's on (you)
>>750128689retard
>>750118286Nope. You'll have to stick with all those great PC exclusives coming out next year, such as... uh...
>>750128732claude is just a tool
>>750128505>He literally bragged about an exploit with zero access to the system itself and it just got patched.Which is funny because it was the same exploit some other hackfags were keeping under wraps trying to make some actual jailbreak happen with it.Now they have jack shit because nintendo patched it.This may have unironically set back progress on the switch 2 hacking scene for at least 5 years if not more, even when AI is accounted for.Hell, AI may keep delaying progress even further as any random moron keeps stumbling into real exploits, doing some random pointless shit for internet points with them, and quickly getting them patched.
>>750128772you're not supposed to sign your own posts here
>>750127521
>>750128859you are the tool. you typed in a prompt and Claude did 99%
>>750128814Farm Sim #2047
>>750120663you can't be woke and browna white person wanting to destroy the white race is wokea brown person is a conqueror
>>750128689>>750128692You need Kernel access to do anything useful like running backups. The exploit could have lead to a kernel exploit but now that idea has been crushed.
>>750127521kek literal brown turdies confirmed
>>750128865you have no idea how the jailbreak scene works, do you?
>>750128771This is not kernel level access.
>>750128897cool, then do it right now, nintendo pays $50K for each exploit, codex max subscription is only $200
>>750127521>claude on screenlol
>>750117695Emulation here we come!Oh boy I can't wait to play uhhhhhh....uhhhhhh.....Hmm
>>750128931>but now that idea has been crushed.because?
OoT 2026 won.
>>750128956>you have no idea how the turdworld tranny scene workspablosisters…
>>750128897>Mr. Judge Sir, I merely moved my finger, it was the gun and bullet that killed nigga not me!
>>750128997He said "made no mistakes", Nintendo is FINISHED
>>750129024Nintendo will patch out whatever they need to so this can't happen again. Putting progress back years.Good job guys.
>>750128931>You need Kernel access to do anything useful like running backups.no you dont. all kernel does is let the hack persist after shutdown. no kernel, no problem, you just run the exploit every time you turn on the system.
>>750117695>OFFICIALLYOfficially, according to whom?
>>750128983yes anyone can do it right now. Just type in the prompt. so you didn't jailbreak anything
>>750129082Nintendo
>>750129082No one.
>>750129024>>750128642
>>750129050establish how the gun loaded itself and leapt into your hand with the trigger under your finger
>>750129063That's okay, the offline version will do for breaking it open and finding new, more applicable vulnerabilities.
>>750129050yes the gun did the work. Thanks for understanding
>>750129082Nintendo's Gape
Total Eric victory. Bingtendo flopped and shitted
>>750129082some troon in south america
>>750129134>>750129145
>>750129142same way you loaded claude and held a keyboard under your fingers, shit just happens man I dindu nuffins
>>750129164Shut up, snoy.
>>750117695Why don't they show more video proof? 6 hours have already passed
>>750129079You need kernel to even attempt to make an emulator, also running the exploit is worthless because you need the system at that exact firmware and game version, Nintendo can just send a quick update and your exploit no longer works. Without kernel access you can't do shit.
>>750129246Hey take a rest, guy
>>750120663holy based kek, I will buy a switch 2
grokmake a video of me hacking the switch 2 and running a modded gamemake it convincing
>>750129082Fucking faggot anime cunt
>>750129298>You need kernel to even attempt to make an emulatorNo you dont. And emulators dont use anything from the console code anyway>Nintendo can just send a quick update and your exploit no longer worksAnd how does this update magically work on offline consoles?
>>750128997Tendies fear the clanker that took 1 year to beat Pokemon...
>>750128865You are working overtime to spread this narrative, holy fuck.
>>750120671Based Deen, I know he's been praying for this day KEK
>>750120671>Tendie "BUT WHAT DOES NINTENDEEN THINK ABOUT THIS"
>>750128931No you don't. Wii U and Vita both had piracy without kernel hax.
>>750129298>ctrl+f kernel>30 resultsyou're a shill trying to force a narrative. you don't even know what a kernel is. you just heard something banal and keep repeating it like it's this big thing but no one is fooled
>>750129082xitter of course
>>750125851>open phone browser for literally any reason>Google headlines shit spoilers everywhere
Poors are really mad this is a nothingburger and not a real hack
>>750127332All of them.
>>750129713You're the real hack, get new material :]
>>750129713Uh oh, tendie melty
Smilebasic just got removed from EU eshopGet it from US or JP while you still can if you care, we might be talking about minutes here
>>750129438You can't even run Switch 1 emulators without a firmware. Too bad for you.
>>750117695AI is going to rape everything next yearTHIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING WARNING
>>750129713It was pretty obvious when he started cumming over HURR MINECRAFT FORTNITELike how many buzzwords can you fit in one sentence damn
>>750129848Yuzu and Eden don't require firmware, bingshitter
>>750126924>>750127891>>750128146Ive never seen a tendie try this fucking hard to deny reality. Holy shit
>>750129942>>750129894
>>750129713You are so mad kek.
>>750117695>free online service >physical games>extra internal storage space >sticks that aren't glorified e-waste I wanted to get a switch, but nintendo made it impossible to support them unless you are an omega cuck
BIG day for brown """people"""
lmao @ tendies saying it'd be years before the switch 2 gets hacked. this is going to lead to emulators being available incredibly fast. not hacking mine so i can play duskbloods but holy fuck is ai unlocking everything.
>>750129793>PlayStation fan asked what games PS5 has>posts how it can play Switch games>"all of them"pottery.
>>750129942>>750130010>>750130046So this is where you ran way to, Eric ;)
>>750130046>emulatorWhy settle for emulation, were getting decomps baybee!!!!
>the schizo is linking to his own posts >n-nothingburger Yep, full damaji control from the tendie cultist.
Tendies are already shitting their pantsImagine when emulators and recomps start pouring in holy kek
>>750130087good point, maybe we'll get a decomped duskbloods port with full online too. that'd be hilarious.
>>750130085This poster is wasabi, a gay tranny groomer who got booted from the Power Bomberman discord
>>750129793Jailbroken PS5 and playstation monitor, nothing else matters.
>>750130164>>750130126>>750130116>>750130087You sound upset you lost ;)
>smilebasic already pulled from the shoptop KEKKK
>>750130000Ok, I stand corrected. This is now the worst case of denial I've ever seen a tendie try.
you dont need the eshop shovelware for the haxxxx
>Not a kernel exploitLMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750130214Tendie subhumans lost bigly
>>750130237NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONO!!!!!!!!!!DONT POST THAT WE'RE TRYING TO COPE HERE!!!!!!!STOP HURTING NINTENDO!!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!!
>>750130057Stay mad pedo, shitendo is finished ;)
>>750130315>>750130237>>750130230>>750130218>>750130308Nice samefagging ;)Prove it works, no a twitter screenshot is not proof.
>>750130289Not as much as hackers, who just got set back years thanks to this idiot.
>>750130214>>750130321You got kicked, Wasababy
>>750129793>>750129793Thanks for conceding that the PS5 has zero exclusives and that Nintendo has all of them.
>>750130268It gets arbitrary code exec within fs, though. It can dump and decrypt anything currently out.
>>750130321>Prove it works and no, I will not accept prooflol @ that pute asshurt
Be nice to our favorite punching bags, Switch 2 sales continues to drop (double digits), can't be easy being outsold by a 7 year-old console.
>>750130330Is this the new tendie cope?
>>750130353>Nintendo has all of themNot anymore kek
>>750130350>>750130374>>750130393>>750130394>>750130421Oh oh, the snoy is having a meltdown ;)
>>750129595Lmao
>>750130116you are being raped in across the board
>>750130218B-But nothingburger!!! To bad is not even needed KWABOTY. >>750130237
>>750130464Wasababy is losing the plot now that he can't groom kids
this exploit basically works in any game that has a online manual in-game. sega games are notorious for this and is one of the earliest switch 1 hacks too through puyopuyo.
>>750130464This tendie subhuman replying to every post is surely having a melty
>>750130520>>750130525>>750130543>>750130550see >>750130464You lost and got raped.
>>750128931Wrong.Getting game code: fs is the module that reads and decrypts game content. Controlling it should let you read decrypted executables without knowing any keys, because the hardware does the decryption on request.Mods, homebrew, saves: the Mario Kart World mod, save backups and access to most peripherals all worked without the kernel.Recomp: a recomp only needs the game's code and data, and this should provide them. The hard parts I listed earlier (ARM64 translation, reimplementing the OS services, NVN2 and the GPU shaders) happen on your PC and wouldn't get easier with a kernel exploit.
>>750130353>and that Nintendo had all of themNow PS5 has them all.Time to edit your favorite wiki page.
>>750130583Wasababy eating shit as per usual
>>750130374It's arbitrary code execution within MKW, is not even a true jailbreak, just someone getting access to the game, but you can't do shit with it other than modding shrek in.
Why dont we see this kind of damage control when some denuvo slop or ps5 emulator gets posted about? Why do tendie fags act like cultists over some shitty tablet getting hacked?
>>750130010One of the few cool youtubers there are.
>>750130330>It got patched! No switch 2s could possibly survive without it!! UPDATE AND LOSE ALREADY!!!!!!lol
Thread Themehttps://voca.ro/11Az7gMapSh1
>>750130637wrong >>750130602this tendie cope is hilarious
so has anyone besides the original guy able to reproduce this? feels kinda fishy
>>750130637If you can put shrek in, you can pull mario out, along with everything else attached to him. That's how it works
This is like the tenth time someone on Xwitter said the Switch 2 was officially hacked.
>>750130660>gee I really wish doom was on neogeo>"yeah guys sorry, Doom simply can't be run on neogeo">fans immediately kickstart 3 projects to get doom running in neogeoYa love to see it
>>750130654The Nintendo manchildren experiment was a success and this was the result.
>>750130602>>750130628>>750130631>>750130637>>750130654>750130672Sounds like you lost ;)And there is no proof he actually modded it, that scam was already tried months ago.
>>750130654Most nintendofags here are 45 year old obese spic console war tourists from twitter and youtube that are afraid of their cucksole getting hacked because it means their "enemies" will get ammo against them or something
>>750130720see>>750130543this exploit is old bwo. its like just talking about the pso gamecube exploit after people were already exploiting it for a good while.
>>750129145For that firmware and lower but your not going be able to run the latest games. You'll be stuck for years on that firmware like early PS4 hacks were. Could be a good five years before you get something useful.
>>750130720>guy finds a hack 5 minutes ago>OH YEAH, HOW COME....HOW COME....HOW COME EVERYONE ELSE HASNT DONE IT YETits coming tendie, don't worry
This thread rivals the dragonball generals on /a/ with the sheer amount of IESLB going on
>>750130769>too bitch made to reply to me directlylmao!
I will now buy a sloptendo gaywtch deuce.
>>750117695The real question here is are game dumps possible?
>>750130793>>750130818>>750130857>>750130861>>750130864So no proof it's real? You fell for another scam.
>>750130769>>750130875raped and seething
>>750130875see>>750130543>>750130803
>>750130864Not at all, it doesn't even use the system or kernel.
>>750130793They spent years getting made fun of by PC fags that played all their games for free weeks before they did. They had barely over 1 year of not being a laughing stock with all their games stolen but now that's going to change. All the info taken from this hack is going to led to some dumb vibe coded emulator that makes it so everyone can play their games for free. Again.
>>750130886>>750130898So no proof, lmao
>>750130689>EMULATION>IT CUTS ME LIKE A KNIFE>DAMN YOU OP>YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
>>750130914>it doesn't even use the systemlolwut
>>750130937https://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOload
>>750130543>this exploit basically workscan you prove it works?
>>750130424>>750130628>What games does the PS5 have?>Just all the Nintendo ones that we stoleThis ain't helping ya bud.
>>750130654Tendies ARE the worst fanbase in /v/ for a reason
Another dayAnother tendie raping and gaping.
>>750130954it gives you filesystem access but thats it. cant exploit it outside of the filesystem.
>23.0.1Am I fucked?
>>750130816>but your not going be able to run the latest games.That's okay, learning how the exploit and console works will greatly help emulator development and homebrew mods
>>750131010Every tendie game + Astros sandbox or whatever = more games than switch lmao
Nice, I bought two of these last year and kept one on the stock firmware for this. I wasn't expecting it to happen so soon.
>>750130928>>750130939>>750130986>>750131025>>750131026I accept your trannyscession that it's fake.
>>750130654Tendies are mentally 12
He said in his blog that it doesn't succeed but I'm not sure if he's talking about the first part or not since he never directly said that the first part failed.
>>750131048'fraid so
>>750131009this exploit is older than you look up dol loading
All these years and the mentally ill xicano is still here quoting every post.The absolute state of being a fanboy of child molestendo.
>>750131048No, the 'ploit was ran on the current firmware
>>750131105see >>750128508
>NOOOOOOO SNOY SISTERS, THIS HAS TO WORK! PLEASE WORK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!I hope you like waiting 10 years to play Bananza, KEK.
>>750131105>>750131092web exploits are nothing new on nintendo consoles again pso & puyo puyo & sega games in general do it.https://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOloadhttps://www.gc-forever.com/wiki/index.php?title=PSOload
Two things will happen here.They stupidly revealed their hand way too early and Nintendo can and will just patch this so 99.9% of people can never use it once it develops.It'll blow everything wide open within a few months, a simplified user friendly way to do it will be made, allow you to downgrade to whatever version in optimal and homebrew app is installed, the usual. It's probably the former. These things need to be kept quiet until they're basically done but these idiots chase fame too much.
>>750131174Nigga ain't noone playing Bananza lmao
>>750131094>>750131121>>750131124>>750131203SO no proof it's real.Why are snoys so mentally deranged?
>>750130046Thats true. It took years.
>>750130164>>750130350>>750130525>>750130631>Pedophile kicked from Epstein Island
>>750131174I already played bananza it sucks
>>750131209Its always the first one. The nail that stands out gets hammered. Just ask that guy giving millions to Nintendo for the rest of his life.
>>750131254ESL cant read the proof providedRead
>>750131272That user is one of wasababys many alts
>>750131105>He said in his blog that it doesn't succeedYou see that little arrow right next to it? Try clicking on it.>this is the average gen alphaRoom temperature IQ.....in centigrade>inb4 what is centigrade
>>750124067>Banksbanks uses the highest level of encrypton (accessible to the "public") and AI cant break. It would be easier using a super computer
>>750131174I sold my copy after a few hours
>>750118720This shit happened back when even the retro games were new. We could SEE cut fucking content in trailers and magazines. Fucking dumbass zoomer tendie.
>>750131318Anon, clicking on that - which I did had it put at the very fucking top with just succeed, I could barely see it if anything.
We'll steal everything ninty does, tendies can still pay $80 for 5mb roms like the good corporate slaves that they are.
why people quote posts from like 5 hours ago as if they were recent
>>750131276>>750131226>>750131390Yet you're so desperate to play it and praying the exploit works. I'll give you a hint, it won't do shit and you will wait another 10 years watching Bananza playthroughs to cope.
>>750129649Doesn't happen to me. Maybe you're just playing slop for goycattle.
>>750117695Who the fuck is cinnamoroll? Is that a new skibidi or something?
>>750131458If was desperate to play it wouldn't have sold it so quickly, retard.
I sold my switch 2 after mo bamba dunked on it
Can I play the real complete Xenosaga this time? Crazy they added a new route story in 3 but only switch 2. If you owned the switch 1 version you are fucked.
>>750122428>>750122470>>750122816>>750122873>>750124332>>750124497>>750129246>>750130464>>750131174>>750131254Shut the fuck up android jit
>>750131209No, what happens is that this leads to emulator development because the code yoinked off the console can be fed to AI and the AI will make an emulator. From there, AI can just undo whatever Nintendo tries to do for security. I'm not sure people realize that AI is a master key when it comes to programming, it doesn't matter how companies attempt to build a lock when the key will work every time. The ONLY thing these companies can do is attempt to make everything cloud gaming only but you have Claude vibe coding games based on video footage right now so even that's only safe for like 5-10 more years.
>>750131487A Hello Kitty character. You're aware of hello kitty at least?
>>750131390>harry potter>wokelol?
>>750131440They are retarded like the guy spamming "NO PROOFS!!?!?"
>>750131458>I'll give you a hint, it won't do shit and you will wait another 10 years watching Bananza playthroughs to cope.
>>750131558>This is what retards actually believeLMAO
>>750131596Blah Blah Jeet
>>750131610Give your iphone back to your mom and tell her to cancel the carrier contract.
>>750131594Harry Potter is very wokeRowling is a TERF which means she's approximately 4 centimeters less woke than gay communist trannies
>>750131308>>750131390>>750131405>>750131435>>750131549Nice samefagging, Eric. Still no proof this new hack is real ;)
Were PS5 threads also this bad when it got hacked?
>>750131434>Anon, clicking on that took me to where the citation is but I just didnt readRoom temp during winter time iq
>>750131631Keep coping tendie subhuman
750131687retarded like the guy spamming "NO PROOFS!!?!?"
>>750131690No because everyone laughed at them like they should.
>>750131610>doesn't realize this is why everything denuvo is getting cracked>doesn't realize this is why everything ps5 is getting hacked>a day after ai led to every site with php needing to update
>>750131549>>750131721
>>750131596>>750131721>>750131725Oh oh, the snoy can't prove it. We have another fake switch 2 emulator situation!
>>750131707'>Couldn't see the citation because only the smallest part of it was visable after clicking the arrowNigger, fucking kill yourself.
tendoids lost and got rapedthey think we were in a hurry to emulate to actually play games, when really there's nothing to play on that piece of shit, the real entertainment is in watching these fat fucks get BTFO
are you people always like this. jfc
>>750131762>>750131765>>750131779Posted from your iphone
>>750131779Whatever you wanna believe Eric.
>>750131779Sounds like you lost and got raped, desu
>>750131690No because all the sony exclusives already got official pc ports and people realized they were midThe highlight of ps5 hacking was playing anything else other than ps5 games
>>750131826sounds like i win u lose u mad
>>750125308(via purchasing it)
>>750131820>>750131848>can't prove it's realKWABOOTY
>>750127808me
>>750131765>cant even greetext properlyLmfao imagine failing this hardsubzero iq
All I want to know is. Did he use AI for this
its your captcha cooldownuse it when you need it
>>750131820top kek.
>>750131848meant for >>750131779
>>750131886already did multiple times you just cant read ESLcontinue to be stupid forever
>>750131903No. He used CODEX which is not AI but SI (Super Intelligence)
>bong retailers discount their Switch 2s to £350 to clear out the old battery version stock>a few weeks later this happensNice.
>>750131792Thursdays are the designated board shitting day where the thirdies argue about their dumb consoles because of the famitsu threads.
>>750131943Can you prove it ( you can't lol stupid retard)
>>750131952Should I give a shit about the battery? My 2DS battery swole twice and I replaced it without issues. Is the shitch 2 just that more anti consumer or is it just more idiot proof if you want to replace it?
>AI slop jeet gets access to a game that is running>Only thing he can do is to put shrek on it, everything else is locked down>You still need to buy a Switch 2 and MKW.Is this is your savior snoys? That's fucking pathetic, call me when there is a proper kernel exploit. See you in 20 years.
Jeez, this is worse than that time I set Switch 2 hacking back by years.
>>750131690No, because it coincided with all the bad shit Sony was doing (specially the disc issue) and people were mad, so the hacking advanced fast out of spite.
>>750131779'fraid so...
>>750132035just eu regulations, the change doesn't really matter at all
>>750132031scroll upsorry you cant read nigga
>>750132048nobody is in a hurry because there is no fucking games for adults this is just the first step towards TOTAL TENDOID RAPE
tendie xisters can't stop losing
>tendies posting about kernelshit as if they even know what's going onLet me guess, AI told you what to post.
>>750132035>or is it just more idiot proof if you want to replace it?This one. You can still replace the battery yourself in the first model, it just takes a bit more effort.
>>750131779Eric got raped by a pack of bulbasaur in cold and rainy autymn of 2026.
I have a busy day. Can someone explain to me what this is?
>>750131690Nobody cares since it has no games to showcase. Gta6 might make it more popular
>>750132149Nothing of interest.
>>750117924Zelda OOT remake
>>750131779Holy basedTendie subhumans get what they deserve
>>750127521How long until Claude is legally required to report the identity of hackers attempting a security breach? serious question, I feel that's coming as a necessity at this point. ai cannot seriously handhold a tard through the steps to cause a billion dollars in damages while protecting their identity.
>I missed the laughing at tendies threadDangit
>>750131943>>750132076>>750132102>>750132126>>750132130So ninte do won and you lost and got raped. Still no proof.
>>750132098I asked you to prove it, not get assmad you got raped again. C'mon eric where's the proof? I asked for it when you posted that last userland a few months ago ( what happened with that anyway ;) )
>>750127590>will go nowhere For now, userland explain are the first steps for a full kernel exploit, even more now that we're in the age of AI which is extremely good at reverse engineering
>>750131690no, mostly because of >>750131025
>>750132149next to nothing atm
>>750131921Update your BIOS
>>750132149Eric mental illness thrrad becquse he got raped out of the famitsu thread yet again
>>750132048>>You need the slop 2 to jailbreak the slop 2Hi average Nintendo gamer, you posted this exact same retarded cope on xitter LMAO!
>>750132263>>750132248>nigga cant scroll up and read the proof already quoted to him
>>750132149Game mods possiblePiracy and emulation probably possibleCFW not possible
>>750132149first switch 1 ulf exploit in 8 years that also works on switch 2 that might or might not open the doors for greater things to come. for the casual user, nothing.
>>750132296>>750132341>>750132352So no proof. No, phantasy star online isn't proof. Cry harder, Eric.
>>750128997It's actually running Astra. Be nice to OpenAI
You know the pedo is completely broken when xir keeps spamming in 10 years, nothingburger, it doesn't work!
>>750132341What proof ? all i can see is eric getting raped
>>750132228Everything will probably need biometrics going forward, right now people are getting priced out of local AI but even then for people that CAN afford it, we're seeing countries wanting to make IDs required to even log into a OS. The erosion of rights and personal computing will be done under the guise of protecting important infrastructure from AI.
>>750132390>nigga not only cant scroll up but also reading the wrong quotes
>>750132426Nigga READ the thread. You are ESL so you can't read NVM. So shut the fuck up instead bitch.
>>750132448I accept your trannyscession ;)You have no proof.
>>750132448all i can see is eric getting raped. Can you point us to those "proofs"?
>>750132520what does trannyscession mean, I cannot for the life of me decipher that word
>>750132339Wait I need to have a Switch to be able to hack it? AAAIIIIEEEEE
>>750132520>>750132529>niggas cant read and now mad
>>750132149Some retard jeet was able to get access to Mario Kart World and modded it. But this isn't enough to make a proper emulator or do anything important, all you can do is inject shit into the game, it's basically a userland exploit.Snoys for some reason think this will let them create a Switch 2 emulator tomorrow.
>>750131690Most people like owning their devices and having full control over what they can install, only corporate sycophants (tendies) would get upset at that.
>>750132512I've read a lot of post showing eric getting raped, but somehow i missed the proofs. Maybe you can repost it (lol, lmao)
>>750132529The fact that Eric lost and got raped IS proof you fucktardTrust me on this
>>750130126Its hilarious seeing these faggots seethe, ot was only a matter of time the Shitch was next
>>750132590>>750132581>>750132592>>750132610So no proof, Eric? You lost ;)
>good new nintendo fans: you can now own your swi->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DLWETEHTIS DELETJIS THIS DLWLETEHTIS NOOOOOOOOOWhy are they like this?
>>750132581That's not proof, that's eric getting raped again. I already know Eric gets raped he does it every day. Why can't you post the proofs instead
>PROOFS?!
>>750132563Tendo speak, it's how they court minors in smash and in the pokemon reddit.
>>750132663>>750132674>>750132678
>>750132669>>750132678>>750132685Post it again, then ;)But you can't because you have no proof.
>>750132607It only proves that eric is a weak ass bitch , kwab.
>>750132685like I get that but what does it actually mean?I thought maybe it was like, ascention? like trannyscention? or like, cessation? like to stop being trans? I don't get it
I’m going to start playing Xenoblade soon. I’m worried I won’t be very good at it since I’ve never played that type of game before and worry it’ll be confusing.
>>750132770its not a hard game you will be fine.
>>750132669They like being lower cast, the dalit of gaming enslaved to baby shit corporation KWAB.
>>750132756scrollupbitch
>>750132737Yes yes you get raped a lot we ALL know this , Eric. Maybe if you didn't hang out with homofaggoys like Tipster or That piss house cripple you woukdn't get raped as much
>>750132590All I'm really following this userland for is the ability to dump my games.
>>750132832You lost ;)
>>750132860>>750132678
>>750132669amerimutt manchildren groomed from birth by nintendo is the only explanation
>>750132857>>750132884>>750132892I did, it said you lost and got raped.
>>750132884yeah, if only you had proof, instead all you got is your raped asshole. poor Eric, he was raped to death and reincarnated into a macaco
>>750131390I love Bananza but these comics are so fucking funny I giggle every time I see them
>>750132869but you cannot dump your game in this way
>SnoySuccessfully raped>Ninpedo Successfuly gaped>PCSuccessfully won againFeels good
>>750132869There was been userland exploits since week 1, you can't do shit with it
you won, you lostI am not smart enough to push this forward but I know many, many people will be, and I'm excited to see where this goes.
>>750133115week 1 was just a rop chain, no ace in userland, no ace in fs module
>>750133230it won't matter it's still userland. Have fun waiting 10 years.
>>750133051rip. Guess I'll keep it on standby just in case. (ain't like my switch 2 gets much use)
It seems the raped has abandonned his thread. Must be getting raped elsewhere, fraid so.
Make more threads, keep pressing on that tiny tendie neck.
>>750133427for what?
>>750133570But enough about your rape fantasies. Consider seeking psychological guidance.
>>750133674>>750133705You got raped ;)
>>750117695Told you it wouldn't be Pokemon that broke it.
>>750133756I see, sorry about what your uncle did to you.
>>750133861Meant for >>750132857
>>750133861Eric.... you are projecting again...You got raped.
AI is gonna recomp shitch 2 games before christmas
>>750133945Again — sorry about your projection. Must be tough!
>>750134012yeah no. no way in hell.
Another thread, eric still raped
>>750134163why are you speaking in third person?
>>750134201Eric.... rapedSnoy....gaped
>>750134101>no way in hell the switch 2 is going to be hacked
>>750134308ai recomps wouldn't be possible within 2 months even if the exploit was more than a userland Eric.
>>750133861Appreciate it broz
>>750134467It doesn't matter if it's userland, this exploit lets you read decrypted executables without knowing any keys, because the hardware does the decryption on request. A recomp only needs the game's code and data and this provides them
>>750134609I say stupid shitlike this. I'm gay and raped
I miss the psp hacking scene where everyone was just happy as cool new stuff came out.This modern era is shit, jailbreaks are cool. I miss when corporations weren't religions for people
>>750134680Cope and stay raped tendie subhuman
>>750134680>ctrl+f "raped">30 resultsis this the oldnew buzzword to replace troonies?
