>YOU CAN PET THE HECKIN PUPPERINO!!!!Jesus christ, this reddit meme has got to be stopped
you wouldn't know, but people liking pets predates reddit
A real RPG would let you both pet and protect animals, but also kill and skin them.
>>750127748dogshit game already forgotten
People who hate animals are soulless brownoids
>>750128008It's not about hating animals you fucking retardIt's that devs now go out of their way to include petting mechanics for easy "YOU CAN PET THE DOGGO!!!" points with retards instead of actually fixing the game
>>750128186>instead of actually fixing the gamePetting mechanics are easy to implement and have been in the game since launch, how the fuck are they taking away from "fixing" the game?
>>750127748wouldnt a dog be hostile cause he smells blood?
Calm down ahmed
>>750128008People who claim to love animals but actually exclusively care about dogs and cats are vermin
>>750128186that's crazy. they must have used like 5 minutes to implement that feature. this wasting of time must be stopped
>>750127748>woke shit >has pettinglike clockwork
>>750127748>you can pet the dog/cati sleep>you can pet cowsreal shit
>>750127865You can kill animals and skin them in this
>>750132065dogs?
>>750127865You can kill and skin them. You get alright boosts from drinking their blood too. Doesn't make this petting shit any less gay unfortunately.
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T INTERACT WITH THE WORLD RPGS NEED TO BE COMPLETELY STATIC AND GAY LIKE ME
>>750132016I know you could pet cows in Black Flag.
>>750128506>and have been in the game since launchNo it hasn't? It was only just added in a patch. A patch that took them almost two months to produce.
>you can fuck the dog
>>750132284You tell em muhammed
>>750128008t.furfaggotyiff in hell nigger
If you play Assassin Creed is disturbingly easy to hidden blade them instead.
What are you guys favourite animals? I like elephants, apes and seals.
>>750132731These things.They're cute but go RULE OF NATURE bullshit on large prey
>>750127748>petting animals>arachnophobia mode>vitiligo skin>bodytypesnone of this have ever made a game better
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>>750132731monke
hope you all brought a magnifying glass because this is a brownoid circle jerk thread
>>750132225Yes
>>750132956ye wild
Liking animals is the sure sign of a low IQ mind.
>>750128008People who worship animals are mentally ill psychopaths.
>>750132882cry more libtard
>>750127748why does islam hate dogs?
>>750132731Bears.If they didn't eat so damn much we could easily domesticate them
>>750134564wasnt it because their prothet was autistic and prohibited anything fun?
I get liking pets and all but there’s people out there who are waaay too dependent on their pets (mostly dogs). You don’t need it to be with you 24/7 my dude I can’t help but wonder who hurt you that badly.
muslim thread
>>750133267This.
>>750128008liking animals doesn't equate to being a retarded faggot redditor and baseding out over being able to pet dogs in a fucking video game
>>750134564If I had to guessRabies >But what aboutI don't fucking know but I'm just going by dogs and the most likely reason you don't fuck with them. Every dumb rule from 2000 years ago is probably based on some medical bullshit that they couldn't handle. So they say 'don't fuck with dogs' or 'don't eat the worm infested pigs'.
>>750133267I don’t want to think this but amerigoyim really are unhealthily attached to their dogs and are also pretty dumb 2bh.
>>750134564Dogs can sense evil.
>>750136964There are many reasons to own a dog.But treating it as substitute for a child is retarded.
>>750136964>posts an actual psychopath
>>750136236>>750137080>>750137263It was a rhetorical question, I was asking if anybody else knew the answer. As it turns out, the reason islam condemns Man's Best Friend is because a little puppy was annoying Muhammad while he was having gay sex with one of his many male lovers, so he killed the puppy and claimed to receive a prophecy from Allah stating that dogs are haram (I am not making this up)
I love my dogs. I love my cats. I enjoy seeing other people's pets. I hate the OMG HECKIN PUPPEROONIE WHOLESOME I CAN PET IT ALL THE WIN
>>750127748I like star wars galactic racer just because you can't pet the heckin kitterino.
>>750132731martenred pandaakita
>>750137539let people enjoy things
>>750137532>Muhammad was a pedophile>the bible says rape and slavery are good things>Jews literally unironically suck on baby penises after circumcising them>all three are responsible for endless warsAll abrahamic cultists are the same to me. Deport them all to the Middle East so the rest of the world can finally heal from their insanity
>>750140108>the bible says rape and slavery are good thingsif it's old testament stuff i believe it but where exactly does it say that?
>>750137539Relax buddy.
>>750128008The replies are seething
>>750140778it doesn't actually, xhe is just practicing witchcraft like the lying demons all transexual schizos are
>petting a pupper in GTA 6 gives you positive karmaWHOLESOME 100
>>750132731monkee
