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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tendies were so smug about the switch 2 being unhackable.
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Genuinely is there any nu Tendo game worth to play?
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How long until RapeApe spam-filters that flamewar buzzword? Also it's AI slop so flamewarcacas keep seething
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>>750133929
>suyu
>citron
>eden
All a fork of yuzu. These faggotmaggots took a perfectly functional emulator and bloated it with literal shit and a barely usable interface (but hey, moving backgrounds!!!)

Even if shitch2 gets jailbroken there won't be anyone left to make something as good as yuzu to actually play the vidya without stutters and acceptable performance
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>>750133929
No one ever said that you retard
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>>750133929
ITS NOT REAL YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER! ITS A PHOTOSHOP! GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE YOU NIGGER!
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>>750133929
no you see, now it suddenly doesn't matter okay?!!!!!!
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>>750134526
It's not real! Don't look at it!
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>>750134030
Xenoblade Genesis (not out yet)
Metroid Ravageyourass (not out yet)
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I'm in
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>>750133929
everybody it's been confirmed it's fake, go look at something else
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yuzu 2 is just a fork of yuzu that hasn't seen any updates
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>>750134416
This doesn't affect me because I've had the original yuzu saved on my computer for years now and anyone else thats intelligent does too.
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>>750134663
No need for updates when recomps are absolutely destroying emulation
I'm playing smash ultimate online now with absolutely 0 stutters. Maybe it's a placebo but there even seems to be less input delay than when I played it on my switch
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>>750134030
metroid is coming in january, but it'll be undumpable because of firmware updates :<
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>>750134791
What you are doing illegal, fucking stop
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>>750134812
Now that all the switch 2 sysmodules are dumped people might be able to find further exploits.
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>>750133929
isn't this a good thing regardless of consolewarring faggotry?
i'm glad i won't have to pay for switch 2 games in the future
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>>750134823
How so?
I bought the game and dumped
I dumped my own keys
And I dumped my own firmware

If what I am doing is illegal, then you're confirming that I don't own my game nor my console
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>>750134791
ok sure, my point is that OP is a fucking retard
Switch 2 emulation is dead
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>>750134659
>It's fake, move along, nothing to see here
lmao
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>>750134923
It is fake you retard
>game removes from eshop
uhhhh it's fake, move along m8, nothing to see here
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>>750134030
Not really, all of their exclusives have been mid as fuck
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>>750134881
>Switch 2 emulation is dead
They just got a big lead
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>>750134881
you don't need emulation if there a proper path to decomping and recomping to run on native PC. Which before the advent of A.I was extremely difficult.
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>>750135035
That Nintendo will shut down, putting progress back years. All so some guy can play as Peter Griffin in Mario Kart.
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>>750134859
It is, but this is still a slight against Nintendo so their fanboys will take it personally
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tick tock tendies
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They can remove the game from the digital store but they can't remove the physical version of the game
It's a good thing that unlike snoys and steamies, we Nintenchads have physical games. So, where can I buy a copy?
Guys?
Guys...?
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>>750135129
Nintendo can magically shut down offline consoles and forcibly patch them without their owner's consent?!?! WOW!!! Your god can literally do anything!
Oh wait no it cant lol.
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>>750133929
I have heard that more and more people are calling it the "shitch poo." Is this true?
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>>750134859
this is literal 9/11 for tendies. their entire lives revolve around Nintendo so a jailbreak is like you killed their mother
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>no kernel exploit
>still in userland
pathetic attempt
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>The shitposter himself
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084
>trip PlayHasNoLimits
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/
>trip Victor LIVES
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb
>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchad
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/
>trip PLAY B3YOND
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/
>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictory
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/
>trip GreatnessAwaits
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/
>trip Victor
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/
>trip WitnessPlayUnleashed
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/
>trip PlayHasNoLimits
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/
>trip OnlyDoesEverything
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/
>trip UR NOT RED E
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/
>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585
>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)
https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/
https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/
https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/
https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/
>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)
https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
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>>750135129
>W-well it's gonna take several years!
New cope just dropped, and it's FIRE!
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>>750135434
A decade more likely. Please prove me wrong ( you can't)
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>>750135394
>If I say userland, maybe they'll ignore it!
pathetic fud. Do better.
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Nothing is unhackable. AI has sped up everything in this sector.
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>>750135291
This post would go hard if it wasn't a userland exploit predicated on a game now removed from the eshop. But i guess uou missed those funny details.
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If anything they should still be ashamed about that colossal fuckup with the switch 1. A console not being hackable during most of it's lifetime is quite normal
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>>750135618
>he doesnt know
Oh no no no no......
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>>750133929
This was always going to happen, because it was always going to be developed under the table by Nintendo.
Switch 1 had concurrent emulation due to CEMU getting all the day 1 multiplats and Yuzu/Ryujinx being mature very quickly, and the console still had record sales of both hardware and games. TotK was leaked 2 weeks in advance of its release and it still performed exceedingly well, with any potential lost sales being due to BotW fatigue, rather than piracy.
>>750135129
They won't touch it if they have any games lined up that they want free marketing for.
They denied emulators when their lineup was Mario Kart World, Prime 4 and Bananza, they won't deny emulation now.
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>>750135776
>I wouldn't update to latest firmware to get that game

what firmware are they targeting??
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>>750135875
>they won't deny emulation now.
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>>750135419
>All this effort doxxing some scapegoated retard in order to avoid having to answer to criticism
/v/ is not your safe haven lol
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>>750135912
>what firmware are they targeting??
firmware v 23.0.1
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>>750133929
fuck emulators at this point. the few switch recomps that are out right now are completely free of stutter so I ain't using this shit ever again.
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>>750136058
you can access the eshop on that firmware anyways.
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>>750136135
Yeah, just dont update any further. Simple.
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>>750136103
yes but retards here are still talking about that shit, we've skipped over it now with A.I it was a stop gapped method, now it just decomping and recomping.
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>>750135036
Almost every AIslopped recomp is working off existing emulators
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>>750134030
Starfox and Donkey Kong are kino. But you wont get to play Starfox online so its an inferior experience.
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>>750136279
I can't believe how retarded all the AI faggots are. They're not "recompiling" anything, its just an emulator wrapper for one game. Which makes perfect sense if you understand how AI works.
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>>750134030
splatoon raiders
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>>750136279
>Almost every
You mean every single one, they even run with worse framepacing.
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So is it real or not
You need a specific game that's no longer available on a specific firmware or what? And what can you even do at that point assuming everything lines up. I don't care about the shitposting one way or another just tell me the truth
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>>750136772
it's only a matter of time until we get a custom game cartridge, it's over
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>>750136772
it's real just like all the other userland exploits, but without actual kernel access you can't do more than modding some games, don't even bother
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>>750136772
It's still on the japanese eshop. It's for the latest firmware. Right now it's only useful for developers, but in theory piracy, homebrew, and game mods are possible.
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Is a Switch 2 worth it? I have a Switch 1.
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>>750137046
fuck no.
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>>750136772
The hack gives you elevated permission to modify gsme files directly and even put in shit of your own, which obviously means you can also take shit out.
Natually this has tendies like >>750136870 on damage control mode. Apparently kernel is the newest buzzword in the script, despite the s1 emulators not needing it.
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>>750133929
YES! I can finally play...uh, umm...*scrolls through switch 2 releases* hmm...donkey kong?...k, maybe i'll wait when something noteworthy comes out.
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>>750137147
what do you think userland even means, retard?
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>>750137147
s1 emulators had a hardware level exploit to use.
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>>750134416
Eden is perfectly fine, i aced Bayonetta 3 completely there.
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>>750135776
Smilebasic? Old news.
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>>750137046
Lots of great games. Its the best handheld ever made. Writing is on the wall though, gaming is for the rich again. Poors shouldnt be wasting their money on them.
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Nintendo is reading every thread on /v/, X, reddit and gbatemp to fix the security holes. You had five minutes of fun in 16 months of the switch 2's release, now you are going back in the Nintendo jail.
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>>750137260
A buzzword for tendies to pretend the exploit doesnt work. Y'know, despite video proof that it does and a code base explaining how to do it.
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>>750135169
>>750135382
no?
most nintendo fans jailbreak their shit all the time. the DS, 3ds, wii are all famous for that kinda shit.

what the fuck is this lie?
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>>750137434
>Lots of great games. Its the best handheld ever made
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>>750137405
Neat, source?
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>>750137608
>the DS, 3ds, wii are all famous for that kinda shit.
And somewhere along the line, they were replaced by cultists indoctrinated from their youth, like this guy
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I just want nude modes for the xenoblade 3 update in december. Will this allow you to do that?
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>>750137608
tendies are switchsnoys now, you must remember
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>>750137434
It's only $500 that's cheap. What exclusives are on it that I can't play on PC, PS5 or Switch 1?
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>>750137763
>>750137053
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>>750137046
Yes, it's what a Switch Pro should have been.
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>>750137807
I wonder how this guy's doing these days. I hope he endures through this trying time of Eden on PS5, the failed palworld lawsuit and now this.
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>same old userland exploits
it is so fucking over, nintendo finally made a system troons can't tear apart.
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>>750137807
>>750137858
>>750138036
Any proof the hack is real? Twitter Screenshots aren't proof
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>>750133929
Fuck gaytendo that terrorist organization.
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>>750138239
So twitter videos are, then?
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>>750135585
AI in general will make it way easier and faster to find exploits/vulnerabilities/glitches, but if Nintendo covered their asses well enough it doesn't matter.
That being said, this is Nintendo we're talking about, and they have a history of being extremely incompetent when it comes to hardware security, so I'm willing to bet the Switch 2 will actually be hacked soon. But that's more of a judgment on Nintendo than this hack.
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>>750137608
>what the fuck is this lie?
This post did not age well. See >>750138093
>>750138239
for examples of tendies on damage control duty
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>>750134030
not yet
maybe the next Mario/Zelda but that's 2028 at the earliest
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>>750138509
why so upset little guy?
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>>750138418
>>750138398
>>750138509
So no proof it's real? Lmao
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>>750138447
>AI in general will make it way easier and faster to find exploits/vulnerabilities/glitches, but if Nintendo covered their asses well enough it doesn't matter.
AI is an amazing security engineer/pentester.
Nintendo are japs who can't into software
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>>750134416
>Wanted to finally play ToTK recently
>Every new fork I try of yuzu or ryujinx crashes, doesn't boot, or runs like shit
>Dig up version of ryujinx I had saved in a zip before the takedown
>Game runs perfect, only 3 crashes the entire playthrough
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>>750138574
Upset about what, anon?
Perhaps it's time you stopped projecting?
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>>750138787
You sound VERY upset at me asking for proof. It's a little odd.
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>>750138787
Why so upset little guy?
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>>750138787
>no u
kek @ levels of dc
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>>750133929
who gives a fuck? nobody was thinking about retarded hacking cheating scum using ai to do it
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>userland
>literally a nothingburger
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
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>>750138823
>>750138869
>>750138871
I figured you guys would've seen the blog by now since you've been doing this damage control for literal hours across several threads by now, but sure.
https://pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-switch2-jailbreak-ns2jb/
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>>750139101
>>750139092
So where is the proof it's real? Anybody can write a blog, those fake switch 2 emulators have blogs.
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>>750139190
You can't
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>>750139190
>So where is the proof it's real?
I just gave it to you tendie. Where's YOUR proof it's fake?
>damage control intensifies
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>>750139312
>>750139281
No you didn't, a Blog is not proof. Why are you so delusional?
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>>750139426
Post your blog
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>>750134030
pokopia and that's it
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>>750139426
>blog is not proof
>screenshots are not proof
>videos are not proof
>gitlab code is not proof
>Nothing is proof IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IT'S FAKE IT HAS TO BEEEEE!!!!!!
if its fake, why did nintendo panic remove it?
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>>750139570
>>750139507
Yeah, the same shit fake emulators do is not actually proof.
Show me other, non related parties making videos on YouTube and showing it off.
With Ai shit is easy to fake.
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>>750139734
Post your blog now or you are liar
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>every switch 2 exploit will end up closed and patched within hours of being found because nintendo derangement syndrome victims will spam it all over reddit and twitter for upvotes
you love to see it
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>>750139775

>still no proof
Lmao
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>>750139734
So no, you dont have any proof it's fake. cool.
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>>750139847

And they wonder why it keeps happening.
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>>750139894
So no proof it's real? Kek
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>>750139887
>Anybody can write a blog
Post. Your. Blog.
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>>750139985
if its fake, why did nintendo panic remove it?
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>>750139570
The same blog that said that his "super elite hacker exploit" doesn't work?
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>>750133929
It's a nothingburger, at least that's what the pedo said and I believe him.

https://x.com/nintendo_cs/status/2113253060206264691
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>>750140050
>>750140086

So where is the proof?
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>>750140116
>The same blog that said that his "super elite hacker exploit" doesn't work?
Where?
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>>750140187
Post your blog now.
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Nintendeen...I kneel...
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>>750137434
>Lots of great games. Its the best handheld ever made.
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>>750140317
>>750140325
>>750140329
So no proof?
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I liked homebrews so if it stays on userland forever i'm good. i want all pirateniggers to kill themselves. I miss moonshell... Homebrew on the original DS was nice.
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>>750140436
Why are you replying to me you retarded faggot?
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>>750139985
>>750140187
>>750140436
So no blog?
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>>750140498
anon, it's a bot. It has to.
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>>750140498
>>750140521
>>750140514
Nice samefagging. No proof it's real?
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>>750140521
>>750140580
Where is the blog?
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>>750140621
Where is your proof?
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>>750133929
>>750021031
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>>750140116
>The same blog that said that his "super elite hacker exploit" doesn't work?
This is legit the best thing to come out of all this. Tendies are so utterly desperate for anything to cling on to that they willfully misread a footnote to believe a sweet lie instead of clicking on it to see the full story. Fucking amazing
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>>750140521
Tbqh, I am not surprised. When 4chan was down I started going to altchans where india,isreal, and russia were range banned. I got the taste of brown and bot free chan and it put into perspective how many raging shitskins there are on this site and how many of these posts are just automated. You should see the 4stats.io of /v/, we just dropped 20,000 users
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>>750140767
>>750140769
>>750140791
So no proof it works?
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>>750133929
Can't wait to play PS5 games on my Switch 2.
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>>750140974
But the switch 2 is already struggling running ps4 era games.
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Wolverine outsold Faggot emblem
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>>750140974
Palworld on switch 2 is gonna be great, just imagine the pokefag tears
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>>750141028
>switch 2 is already struggling running ps4 era games.

No it isn't. Keep seething lmao
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>>750141074
>just buy a $500 machine to own the tendies!
smartest palshitter
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>>750141098
Yes it is.
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>>750141052
How is that on topic?
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>>750140974
Realistically and jokes aside, I kinda want to play Spider-Man on my Switch 2.
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>>750137579
It works but it's nowhere near enough to make an emulator off of
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>>750137972
>Nintendo should be glad it's hacked so leakers have a reason to have OOTR break street date and have my dying irrelevant shithole flooded with even shitskins and underageb& looking for leaks and asking for the ISO
Fuck off, gRAPEDape.
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>>750133929
I thought the yuzu guy gave up and threw his collaborators to the nintendo pinkertons.
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>>750141221
Presuming a lot there. The jailbreak is not even a day old.
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>>750133929
It's SO funny cause retards swore up and down that the switch 2 was somehow "unhackable"
Like these zoomers are stupid
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ITS REAL

https://www.vice.com/en/article/nintendo-switch-2-jailbreak-mario-kart-world-mods/
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>>750141341
Presuming it's real at all.
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>>750141396
NINTENDOOOOOOOOO
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>>750141396
Its real
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>>750141263
Based fucking Grapeape raping and gaping Tendoids
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>>750141387
>>750141396
>>750141429
>>750141461
>>750141472

>Source: the same twitter screenshot
Lmao, does nobody actually test shit anymore?
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>>750133929
Since it's on the software side atm, does that mean we can potentially extract game cart data or would those need to be cracked as well?
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>>750134030
Kirby Air Riders is peak racing game.
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>>750141540
For about a week after launch
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>>750141472
The fuck does that even mean
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>>750141405
If you want to tell yourself it's not real and that Nintendo just rolled out a firmware patch AND delisted the game used to hack it as "coincidence", who am I to stop you
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>>750141482
Uh oh! Stinky!
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Imagine the humiliation ritual when Legends ZA is modded to have buildings with actual depth.
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>>750141515
it's userland. you can't do shit. and it'll be fixed tommorow
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>>750141660
Legends ZA is a Switch 1 game retard
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>>750141387
Nobody has hacked jack shit lol. The exploit is utterly worthless. Keep begging.
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>>750141628
>>750141641
>>750141660

Any proof it's real?
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kek fucking tendies. smilebasic 4 is up and running with an offline license ticket on my switch 2 in airplane mode. we'll see what happens, worst case it's nothing, best case someone plugs in a kernel 'sploit and we're gaymen.
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>>750141625
Easier to make more sense out of than the "ANTI FIX WALLSPIN MOJANG VIRAL BEDROCK" on CuckTube.
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>>750135035
you are not up to date lol.
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>>750141396
>have to buy a Switch 2

Kek based.
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>>750141806

Any proof it's real?
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>>750141472
>Leak the game AND ISO early
>Normalfags and Jewtubers start shilling rom sites
>Gets mass pirated
>Nintendo goes full DFE and seizes the exploit
>Hacker gets his mouth sown shut, eyebrows plucked and his whole body mummified
No, NOT based.
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>>750141753
>The exploit is utterly worthless.
>t. absolutely tearful tendie
You dont even get paid for this man
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>>750141904
>ISO
and then you realize how game key cards work....
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>>750141723
Forgot.
Still I want to see it happen even if no one actually cares about the game.
It would be a symbolic fuck you.
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>>750141753
Mmmmh your tears are great
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>>750141954
>game key cards
According to tendies, only third parties do that. The same third parties that release on PC anyway so......
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>>750141951
>>750142006

Any proof it's real? Or is this a fake switch 2 emulator situation?
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>>750141904
>Uses AI to counter all that bullshit because anybody with a pulse that could fork a 20$ subscription to opus can just reverse engineer shit
Relax. The worst outcome is probably going to be games going to the cloud.
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>>750142041
Anon you have been spamming this nonstop since last night
We've given you multiple proofs
But you keep resorting to spamming or calling us Eric and moving on
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>>750142035
Did you just seethe at your own cope of lies?
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>>750142102
Any proof it's real?
You still haven't, you posted a blog.
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>>750142127
Tendie, I knkw this has been a very trying time for you but you're totally incoherent now. calm down and try again, clearly
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>>750142274
>knkw
dry those tears little snoy
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Pirate niggas are coming for yo ass tendie
you better run
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>>750142274
>knkw
Lmao, ESL meldtown.
Any proof it's real?
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>>750142407
>snoy
Rent fucking free
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>>750142421
Any proof it's real?
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>>750133929
>ressurection of the worse emulator
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>>750134416
Eden's UI is literally just Yuzu tf are you even talking about?
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please be nice to our transgendo friends
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>>750142462
>seething and crying about nintendo so much he can't type
>tries to pretend he isn't a snoy
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>Recomps start picking up with the help of AI
>Switch 2's been hacked
>Bioware dies
What whiplash. lol
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>>750142738
Any proof it's real?
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>>750134416
What's wrong with Eden?
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>>750142854
Any proof this is real?
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If it was fake, their propaganda would be unnecessary.
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>>750143228
Any proof it's real?
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>>750143228
Welcome to gaming journalism, where everyone is so hungry for content.
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>>750142274
For those out of the loop nothing has been hacked.

The Switch 2 kernel and full system access are securely off limits.

This was a sneaky exploit of an already authenticated game SmileBasic. The coded used this isolated playground app to make a AI coded version of Mario Kart World.

That's it. Fuck all else.

The game has been delighted. Nintendo will patch the exploit and brick anyone using it.

The guy only posted about for the street cred.

You got your hopes up for nothing.
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>>750142648
Hey uh...did you pay for those games?
Did you dump your own legally bought versions of those games?
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>>750140436
>>750141482
Stage 1: Denial
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>>750143415
Ehhh. There will be some dedicated autist who will use his 20$ sub to claude to find an exploit of some kind. Just wish faggots weren't attention whores
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>>750143415
>muh kernel
Ah yes, the newest buzzword
>The coded used this isolated playground app to make a AI coded version of Mario Kart World.
>That's it. Fuck all else.
Soooo.....why did you levae out the part where they plugged in external models of Peter griffin and Walter white into a Swit,ch 2 exclusive? Please answer, Im curious what you think being able to access a game's assets and modify them means
>You got your hopes up for nothing.
Sounds like desperate damage control to me
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>750143649
I wonder how many times the snoy will spam this cope
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>>750143415
>No no no, it's pointless, it doesnt do anything, it's vibecoded slop you hate, look away it doesnt work stop talking about it NOW
When was the last time tendies were this agitated? Totk on yuzu?
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>>750143658
>>750143593
>>750143905

Any proof it's real?
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>>750143658
>>750143905
Stage 1: Denial
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>>750144002
>didnt answer my question
Yes, you really are.
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>>750143415
>The coded used this isolated playground app to make a AI coded version of Mario Kart World.
WTF how does that even work? Is it a sandboxed PC game running inside SmileBasic? Very insteresting in any case.
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>>750137405
UH OH!
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>>750137434
>Lots of great games.
my sides
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>>750144251
>>750144367

Any proof it's real?
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>>750144367
There are a bunch of great games.
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>>750144413
Proof of great games? No not really sorry, Anon. Maybe the N64 game demake will be what saves the library.
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>>750144189
>Is it a sandboxed PC game running inside SmileBasic?
No, you can literally inject code into the Sw2 and it'll run
>It allows running arbitrary native code as any ordinary sysmodule, and as the built-in fs sysmodule. This lets us run homebrew, reverse engineer and mod Switch 2 games, back up save files off the Switch, and access most of the Switch 2’s peripherals through MMIO.
This is the reason tendies are freaking out today
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>>750144504
>>750144494
Any proof it's real?
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>>750144416
name 10
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>>750134030
No
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>>750144565
bot is a little broken it seems.
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2zu, yu2, or yu2zu?
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Why are tendies so buckbroken
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>>750144669
nogames4u2
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>>750144650
>>750144662
>>750144669
>>750144683
Any proof it's real?
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>>750144662
The bot is currently in another thread about the new zelda, anon. It's doing double time
>>750144689
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>>750144504
If i don't see a homebrew to backup save files then it might as well be an AI generated video of mario kart with gay characters.
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>>750144814
>seething in multiple threads about nintendo
Nice self-report, Eric.
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>>750141052
No it didn't lmao
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>>750144504
It's an isolated exploit in a fenced-off playground. Doesn't do jack shit other give the hacker bragging rights.
It'll get patched out and Nintendo will ban-hammer anyone using it.
You fucking schizos are so desperate to try and fuel your head-canon where "the tendies are seething".
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>snoys brag about "massive nintendo leak!"
>its just some banners and art from NoA
>sony gets hacked and the access keys for playstation get stolen

>snoys spam trying to claim "DUH SWITCH 2 IS HACKED WIDE OPEN EMULATOR ALREADY WORKING!!!!"
>its ended up being not just nothing, but actively damaging to the progress of switch 2 hacking and emulation
>PS5 is completely cracked open

karma really is a bitch, isn't it snoys?
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>>750134791

It's not destoying emulation, it's giving emu makers what they wanted from day 1. the concept of recomps (making the game just straight up run as a pc game) is as old as emulation itself, it was a holy grail idea. they just never had the means to pull it off easily.

AI has now let them do it, which has a wonderful irony to it.
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>>750144946
Cope tendie
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>>750134030
depends, are you above kindergarten?
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>>750144983
It's so fun seeing you two going at each other.
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>>750133929
@FBI @CIA @GROK @ELONMUSK @DONALDTRUMP @ASMONGOLD

THIS MAM IS STEALING FROM NINTENDO
DO SOMETHING
ARREST HIM RAPE HIM AND KILL HIM!!!
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>>750145059
Keep begging for Switch 2 games lmao
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>>750144946
>some time later
>''yeah well at least it's not as fully emulated as the ps5 yet!''
>some more time later
>''ACK''
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>>750144994
>>750145059
>>750145060
>>750145119
Any proof it's real?
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>>750144571
>no response
yep
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>>750144946
>It'll get patched out and Nintendo will ban-hammer anyone using it.
Offline.
>The exploit is AI generated and doesnt do jack shit, the fact that they can mod gamefiles doesnt count. Oh, and Nintendo will fix the exploit that totally doesnt do anything within a day. Now stop talking about it
Peak tendie cope
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>>750145136
If it’s backed why would he have to beg? lol he would just get them for free, are you bragging about paying for games? Hahahahaha
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>>750145227
>>750144571
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They said it would take years.

And it would, but they weren't accounting for AI, which can do things thousands of times faster.
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Every Switch 2 emulator attempt will be raped by C&D. No one will fight it either because it could result in emulation becoming illegal.
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>>750144946
>It's an isolated exploit in a fenced-off playground.
>It allows running arbitrary native code as any ordinary sysmodule, and as the built-in fs sysmodule
Look tendie, it's okay if you cant understand what this means.You can ask Claude to simplify it for you. But no, you're completely wrong.
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>>750144921
It did though.
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>>750145136
that dog is being controlled by a guy sitting behind the chair
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>>750144916
mental illness rent free and raped.
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>>750145227
>>750145230
>>750145291
>>750145318
>>750145350
Any proof it's real?
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>>750137608
>go on twitter
>tendies post pictures of their switch 2, they dont actually play it, they just view it as a luxury item
>go on 4chan
>tendies dont talk about games they like, they obsess over sony and attack anyone that criticizes nintendo games. They refuse to play any game that isnt being remade
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>>750145312
>Being this scared of getting e-bullied
Good games speak for themselves, Anon. Doesn't matter what my response will be. However the fact you were too scared to list some good games proves that the Switch 2 library isn't all that great.
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Emulators when?
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>>750145392
meant for >>750144814
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>>750145475
>snoy is seething because hes more predictable than an actual bot
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>>750145474
Any proof it's real?
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>>750145512
Nah, you're bringing up the namefag again, and you're not even correct. Like I said.
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>>750143462
of course good sir, i'm no thief, i assure you
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>>750137046
I'd wait for the OLED if you already have a Switch 1.
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>>750134030
Kirby Air Riders is a niche masterpiece, only really worth playing on the console to play online albeit. The single player story is worth a playthrough if you got this setup on emulator.
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>>750145136
Don't have to beg for jackshit, tendie. AI can just be used to crack and recomp the games for PC
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>>750145592
You lost and got raped ;)
And if you don't want to be recognized, don't multi thread seethe with your cope images.
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>>750145665
I didn't post in that thread and I'm not entertaining your mental illness today, shift clicked.
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>>750144814
Love how all it took was me mentioning the S2 got hacked for him to start losing his shit.
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>>750145449
A couple of reliable users on GBAtemp have done it and confirmed.
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>>750145661
>>750145726
>>750145761
Nice sametrannying.
Any proof it's real?
And you did, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to link it ;)
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>>750145474
meanwhile in the real world you see only snoys showing their dust covered PS5s trying to pretend its a status symbol
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>>750145661
It’s funny how many humans immediately scream about how they’ll deny you access to things

But now in the era of AI, you can just make your own Thing. Thank god ai is here to remove these parasites from the world
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>>750145761
>him
That's a bot anon. That's not a real person.
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>>750145571
Whatever helps you cope. But there is nothing more pathetic than someone too insecure to show his tastes in games. If you can't even discuss that then you are as worthless as the bots that infest this board.
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>>750145853
>>750145861
Any proof it's real?
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>>750145661
Why do you have a baby photo on your pc? You don't have kids that's i'm sure... It always creeps me out "people" like you.
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>>750134030
Im only interest in Tomo Island cause of all the customization. I intend on eventually pirating so I can make an island full my degenerate fetishes. But im pretty sure its on Switch Wan anyways.
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>>750145792
You've made this board unusable, so good job. I would kill you if I could. Literally every time I enter 4chan I enter a thread and see your gay schizo rampage over some namefag that you've made your eternal boogeyman. Lost and got raped is a common phrase by the way. Now go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.
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>>750145861
>That's a bot anon.
>She doesn't know
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>>750134030
Fire Emblem with no blacks mod
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/v/ is too small now and just full of schizos. Every time I think things cant get worse, they get worse. 21 years of my life and this is what I get for it.
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>>750145891
>crying this much
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>>750145951
>tendie begins having pedophilic thoughts for toddlers
Oh sweet jesus, seek help.
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>>750146172
The guy too scared of getting cyberbullied can't accuse anyone of crying.
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>>750146009
>You've made this board unusable, so good job
It's almost like that's what the bot is programmed to do. Notice how it only ever shows up in threads talking about the exploit and only after it's mentioned
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>>750146137
You can just use other imageboards instead of 4chan. Raped ape don't want you to know this.
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>>750146137
You should see 4stats.io in the last 24 hours. We lost 20,000 users on /v/
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>Need a different game to run BASIC that has now been pulled from the eShop
>NEED AN ENTIRE SWITCH 1 THAT'S ALREADY HACKED
>Everything gets undone when you turn it off
So what's the real point of this? Just to show that it can be done? A big part of jailbreaking consoles is how easy it is to do, and I don't see the average retard multi-system drifting just to get some free games.
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>>750146232
He's ruined this board and every single thread I enter now even without any bots enabled and I ctrl+f and see it every single time. Its very schizo and you'd do best to just ignore them.
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>>750146193
Says the guy posting photos of real children for le memes. You are a piece of shit. Kill yourself.
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>>750140791
What's the best alternative chan site? All the ones I went to off allchan seemed like they were either completely dead or had low engagement
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>>750146335
Why are you trans?
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>>750146335
>projecting his pedophilia onto others as if they have it
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its not real because I said so or something
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Tendies are the most mentally ill posters on this board
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Like I'm not gonna lie if I knew trolling could make people this mentally ill I wouldn't have done it. I think this shit was funny when I was edgy and the anonymous nature makes me dehumanize people too easily but this shit is just pathetically sad. I'm gonna try to do better and not create retards like this again.
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>>750146452
I never saw anyone posting photos of children that isn't some sick humanoid fecaloid like you people. Kill yourself.
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>>750146651
Maybe you should try leaving your flat once in every 50 years, uncie.
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>>750146341
There's none and he'll lie about being in an amazing secret club altchan.
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>>750143462
I actually do dump all my own switch games. The original hardware makes it super convenient and I need to sync back my Yuzu saves to Nintendo online so they get to the switch 2.
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>>750146341
8moe just started getting more traffic after the php went down so it's starting to get some more steam. Others are probably too I haven't checked.
>>750146579
>>750146635
Anon. What do you think results when you play shitty toddler games for 10 years past the age of 30? The newer games aren't even good at all, post Iwata
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>>750133929
I'm not smug about anything. I don't care what other people do. I just sit back and enjoy my games.

tranny faggot kys
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>>750146651
Just calm down and seek help for your pedophilic thoughts
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People always go on about muh bots, but how are they getting part the VPN blocks?
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>>750145803
>ps5
>no games, everyone just plays old ones
>shit 2
>no games, everyone just plays old ones
Uhhhh, pedoxister....?
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>>750147003
resi proxies
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>>750147003
they're using a proxy site like that ecker faggot
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>>750146259
Fuck off with this argument. No, im not just shrug my shoudlers after faggots invaded and completely ruined this board. Absolute cuck mentallity. I will call the faggots out and no I wont fuck off
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>>750147068
This schizo abused my bots so hard I got an ecker ban and had to talk to the admin to keep using it.
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>>750137858
in essence you are correct because all consolefaggots are the same
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>>750147187
>No, im not just shrug my shoudlers after faggots invaded and completely ruined this board
Why not? It's just a website.
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>>750145951
>>750146335
people have used baby reaction images for decades you fucking weirdo, it's literally half a babies face
you are demented and i'd snap your neck if you came within 100 yards of my child
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>>750136741
i get worse frames with my 4090 whats going on here
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>>750147429
This, wasn't one of the first memes a CG dancing baby?
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>>750147336
>have something cool
>other people ruin
>oh thats ok i guess ill just find other cool things...
Again, total cuck mentaility. You are a dielsengenious little bitch.
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>>750147187
And you wont do jackshit doing that. It's quite literally over. The mods don't give a fuck about this place except for their little tranny cliques. Why continue to be raped when you can just go somewhere with better service and does the same thing?
That's, by definition, cuck mentality
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>>750133929
Emulation and hacking are different no?
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>>750147336
To be fair, some of us really did sit down and say to ourselves "I want to be a total fucking loser" when I grow up and found it unironically the idea of cool. A fat chud gamer incel who is an expert on all things videogames is genuinely the peak of human existence for me. Having cultured tastes from being an old fag old school internet style channer is what made it so great. But when gen alpha and zoomies learn to take absolutely nothing seriously, it makes your niche ideology suddenly feel like it too is a joke. It's really bothersome when you have deviant tastes from normalfags yet these people still demand you respect their own culture while walking on your own.
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>>750133929
Where are the people that were saying stuff like
>"It will take ten gorrillion years for the switch 2 to get hacked, better just buy one chud ;)"
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>>750147068
>ecker
So is he rich as fuck AND genuinely insane?
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>>750147610
I mean I did show you some of my bank finances and say I have a 5090. It's not my fault you thought I was lying and faking evidence with ai.
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*mindbreaks the tendie pedo defense discord*
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>>750147565
Emulation can't start until the system is hacked.
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>>750147506
Yes
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>>750147543
Isnt the drop off literally just because 4chins was down?
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>>750147713
Wrong, you could theoretically release an indie game on the platform that because is allowed total execution, could backdoor in being able to read the kernal and output it in some manner. The trick is sneaking that past nintendo without them noticing. I think that's how this happened.
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>>750147728
So based that Chowder of all things referenced it.
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>>750146254
>>750146303
>>750146528
>>750146579
>>750146635

Any proof it's real?
You sound upset that I shit on your nintendo seethe threads ;)
If that's all you do here, kill yourself.
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>>750147575
It's been a day already. Where's the games and ports???
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>>750141472
Nintendo will be happy the fastest, highest selling console of all time will sell more!?
These retards just spout random cliche bullshit without using a single neuron
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>>750147543
>Why continue to be raped when you can just go somewhere with better service and does the same thing?
You wouldn't be here if such place existed.
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>>750147692
The Discord trolling decompression channels are getting busy tonight
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>>750147869
its been 3 hours, 2 more weeks and mario shart world will be playable 4k 144fps on windows 11
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>>750147850
I haven't made a thread in over a month switchsnoy freak. And when I make threads, it's never about nintendo. Because I don't think about you at all.
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>>750140791
I'm hoping the AI reversing boom leads to 4chan finally being killed
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>>750147661
No, you didn't.
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>>750147850
>the bot's back
Hey jannies do your fucking jobs properly for once
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>>750147983
I did, check the chives.
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>>750147891
google network effects
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>>750148027
Post it again
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>>750147762
Judging by the trend of earlier drops, it should popped back up but instead it dropped even further and we lost about 20k anons.
>>750147891
its called 8moe and I noticed it has more fags there now on 8/v/
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uh oh stinky, the tendies aren't taking it too well
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>>750148087
Nah, I'ma chill. I already said I would stop announcing. I came in this thread because more vidya to play sounds good. I ain't buyin no switch 2. Kek.
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Another snoy cope thread? Seriously? The only console getting emulated is your piece of shit pee ass 5 to play GTA on release day.
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>>750148153
Why is Mario sad?
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>>750137340
Yup, Eden is the goat.
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>>750148237
They have forgotten him
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>>750148113
Cool, so it's at 8 posts a day now.
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>>750147543
>just let us pillage your homeland bro nothing you can do about it!
No
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>>750133929
>hacking a console without games
for what purpose
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>>750148327
You won't do shit about, faggotron.
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>>750148179
Why dedicate all that money to shitting up a sewer? Your operation can't be cheap right?
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>>750148351
DK Bonanza
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>>750147429
These reaction images never made sense for me. I said it just creeps me out and it does. I'm pretty sure no parent want their baby being used as memes. Maybe a retarded parent does, i don't know.
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>>750133929
ITS REAL AIEEEEE MIYAZAKI KUWASAKI GET DOWN
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>>750133929
Nintendo will shut down these fags
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>snoys think sneaking into your garden means they can now magically teleport to your bedroom and fuck your wife
Locked doors/windows? Just a buzzword ;^)
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>>750148515
The only real investment was hardware, the software end only cost me 150 dollars and would last me for 12 years of shitposts.
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>>750148547
Only a retarded parent uploads their baby's face all over the internet to begin with. Attention whore moms documenting their child's life online, disgusting.
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>>750144946
Like hacked console owners will give a flying fuck about being banned when they have access to the entire offline library of switch 1 + switch 2 games for free lol
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>>750148686
How much did it cost?
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>>750148793
120k
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From better start working on the cuckbloods port, they own that slop and they want to make money and there's no money to make on a cuckbroken tablet for manchildren.
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>SHITCH 2 SECURITY: GAPED

>TENDIE STATUS: RAPED
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>>750148869
You spent 120k for infinite shitposts?
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>>750148745
>>750148945
>>750149061

Why are snoys so mentally ill?
Any proof it's real?
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>>750137807
Does anyone have a link to this video? Can't find it by typing "may you get caught"
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>>750149686
who in the fuck are you calling mentally ill? lose weight
fuck sony too consolefaggots are all retards
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>>750149796
Any proof it's real?
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>>750133929
whatever you do this time faggot ass autist losers, DO THAT SHIT ANONYMOUSLY AND DONT TIE IT TO YOUR FUCKING SOCIALS YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARDED MOTHERFUCKERS

MAKE THIS SHIT ASYMMETRIC SO THEY CANT DO THEIR LITTLE SUE SHIT AGAIN
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>>750133929
They deserve it, Tendies are fucking insufferable
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think about how many calories this fat tendoid faggot could've lost if he just went for a walk or something instead of crying like a buckbroken limpwristed pussy all day
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>>750149927
Wanna know the sad thing? That it's the same schizo spamming about muh Eric, but when you ask him about posting his totk game he refused too
He legit sounds like some tendie jeet
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>>750133929
They can never just shut the fuck up and release the exploits these faggots always need attention.


Always.
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>>750149979
being an indian tendie sounds pretty dangerous, really hard to dodge trains with that kind of circumference
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>>750149927
>calories
As it is a bot it should be measured in watt hours, not calories.
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>>750149464
Of course not, I just happened to have the hardware so I mean why not have a little part of it be dedicated to shitposts?
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It seems the bot buttbroke the deluded retards again. It's so easy to fool people on the internet it's crazy.
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>>750149927
grim shit
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>>750148374
I will complain about it until the retarded mods realize the only way to save the site from total collapse is to listen
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Thinking back on it, it's amazing how bad the removal of IP counts ended up being. It feels like a fairly innocuous change, but you can distinctly see the board quality dip after that point. It has encouraged even worse schizo behaivors and it was clearly a step in the wrong direction
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>>750134030
Fortune's Weave is pretty fun, basically the only thing keeping me from selling my Switch 2 right now. Hopefully Metroid and Xenoblade are good too.
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>>750151573
>It feels like a fairly innocuous change
retard everyone realized why they removed it immediately. The board had an obvious shillbot problem back then because you could see a thread with 100+posts and only 5-10 unique IPs. hiroshimoot removed one of the easiest ways of noticing it and identifying these so they could do their shit in peace
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>>750136741
Same autist posting the same shit image on every thread...
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>>750151746
actually a good thing because I could tell there were shill threads with 100+ posts and 100+ """""different""""" IPs that were just phones with airplane mode on/off to change their IP every time and that was enough to fool /v/ instead of using their brain and recognizing how the posts were formatted in suspiciously similar ways
it's amazing how the IP count gave such a false sense of security to retards
>>
I paid desuwa 5k usd to remove poster id.
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>>750152001
You say this yet can you really deny that the schizo samefagging hasnt gotten worse? You can blame other anons for falling for it, but that doesnt change the fact that IP counts worked. You've posted this shit before and I honestly cant for the life of me figure out why you'd white knight so hard for such a retarded descision
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>>750149762
Here you go, anon.
https://youtu.be/6eC60nW0phg?t=299
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>Final hacking a console with games worth while instead of the Applestation 5
Looking forward to skimpy outfit mods in Mario Kart World
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>>750152467
you are absolutely retarded if you think bringing back a fucking IP count will fix shit in this day and age
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>>750133929
>be told repeatedly it will be hacked in time for Pokemon
>"no it will be different this time"
>hacking progress is coming along nicely; on track for Pokemon
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So will there be an emulator in six months or can I go back to sleep?
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>>750153316
there won't be any good games within 6 months so why the rush
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>>750153316
There will be, but only for games that have already released (and OoT)
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>>750152965
It's fine on ∞moe because you know which anons you are talking to and trolls are imediatelly raped by the admins. I would say it's a much better experience.
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>>750153339
>there’s no good games but pcfags are tripping over themselves to get the first to even get a hint of a possible emulator
Huh
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>>750153470
are we? i see more posts like >>750134030
i'm just here to laugh at tendoids
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>>750153416
Indeed, when your userbase is barely in the double digits it is easy to know who you're talking to. I prefer to avoid such hermetic pillowforts.
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>>750133929
>Posting and bragging about it.
Dipshit. Don't be surprised when development magically stops before the end of the month.
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>>750145767
Ok, but what about actual proof, not bullshit you pulled out of your ass
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We have caught and compromised Nintendo Switch 2 to a permanent end
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>>750154436
Long time no see!
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>>750153937
It's easy to know because each thread has a string id for an IP. Not an IP counter. You can literally see all posts someone did in a thread.
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>>750154562
O say, can you see
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>>750153316
Don't think a userland exploit means access to decryption keys, so at the moment no, but this at least allows for probing so it could lead to a lower level hack.
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>>750135301
Yeah. I called it shitch poo the other day.
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>>750154659
The exploit pwns fs and lets them dump the filesystem and decrypted content. It's a step above basic-ass userland but still below a kernel exploit.
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>>750154636
And you blindly believe that every unique identifier must be a different person?
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>>750154870
which is all you really need at the end of the day to have a rom, once you have a rom its just a matter of using an ai to recomp it, no emulator even needed.
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>>750154945
No, but it's a lot harder to samefag.
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>>750149927
Very true.
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>>750153316
You can get ready for your uncle, we'll call you when there's something worth stealing on the pedo shit 2.
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>claim a platform got hacked
>nobody backs it up with proof

Start showing the evidence motherfuckers. I'm not going by he said, she said.
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>in 6 months I'll be playing Mario Kart World natively on my PC
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>>750155724
Here is ai generated image
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>>750155838
>no online
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speaking of switch emulators which is the current best one and can you make it "portable" i.e you can keep its files to its self contained folder and not some random ass app folder in your ssd drive
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The pattern is always the same, AI fags only use it to hate something else. artists, game devs, now console devs. but in the end you just celebrate one day and move to something else to hate, you lost the art battle already and despite "game being doable in a week" you made nothing longer than a 10 minute tech demos. this ain't different. you saved that screenshot and will repost it for months, that's all you need. not the result.
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>>750155724
That's right, you should be going by what xer said.
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>You didn't see the Switch 2 emulator
>You didn't! because it's not there!
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bald gay broke niggas malding ITT kekaroooooo
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make emulator and DON'T patreon whore challenge (impossible)
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>>750143415
noooooooooooo
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>>750152586
thanks!
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>>750147543
>just go somewhere
nta, but where else is there?
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>>750155910
Eden or ryubing
>can you make it "portable"
Yes, all of them allow this (in fact I've never seen an emulator that didn't). For eden and other yuzu based emu's make a folder called 'user' in the same folder as the .exe, and for ryubing and other ryujinx based emu's make a folder called 'portable'.
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>>750154949
NTA, but that's what I was thinking. You just need the rom to give to claude to decompile, fuck emulation.
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>>750133929
Were they tendies?
To me it seemed like a falseflag so that they could be grudgeposted when it eventually happened.
I mean, I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the most hacked consoles of all time.
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>>750133929
Cool logo. Does that mean I can play all Switch 2 games on my pc at 4k/60fps now? No? Then I don't care
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>>750151573
Seeing 140 posts all from the same anon arguing with himself get wiped opened my eye in how bad it's gotten. Every thread is 1/3rd of that faggot talking to himself while arguing with other anons.
Fucking grim.
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>>750143415
umm do you have any SOURCE about what you're talking about?
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>>750146086
Just this.
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>>750133929
>>750134030
>switch 2 hacked
Is the Switch 2 hack here in the room with us anon?
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SmileBasic game again wth.
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>>750134030
ummm...
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>>750155838
i won't be, why the fuck would i play a kart racer i'm a grown man
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So can it emulate switch 2 or not you niggers
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>>750137405
>userland
lmao
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>>750158351
Not at all
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>>750134416
This. Just like Citra, all of this emulator is still barely functional.
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>>750158479
it's so fucking painful trying to read anything even mildly techie on /v/
i thought /g/ was retarded, jesus christ this place is insufferable
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>>750158351
No, you can maybe mod the textures and models of some games but you still need a switch 2.
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>>750146086
kek would that make it better? I doubt it's good aside from the character art, though it would be fun to use AI to change the race of the characters
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>>750158351
The exploit gives enough access to fully dump a game's code and files. So it's just a matter of time until someone creates an emulator.
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>>750158543
What's your point?
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>>750143649
claudes actually super picky about physical hardware hacking. a whiff of key extraction and it will block it as cyber
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>>750158603
that's not how emulation works
>>750158607
brown people shouldn't be able to use our websites
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>>750158603
Do you honestly really beli you know what nvm lmao
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>>750133929
>it isn't called "Yuzu Twozu"
some people just hate fun I guess
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>>750143415
It open up the system to be studied and finding new loopholes. Uploading character models on Mario Kart is not something that you can casually do.
Btw, this game is not the only one with this exploit, there's another and will be announced in a couple of days.
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>>750158603
Will they be encrypted though? If you can dump them decrypted then fine if not then it's a whole lot of nothing.
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>>750143415
trvke
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>>750158654
Your point?
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>>750158767
Yes, game files and sysmodules are dumpable decrypted. It really is enough for people to start working on an emu. They just have to be willing to accept Nintendo knocking at their door.
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>>750157712
somehow the emulated switch 2 version will run better than the pc version
BRAVO CAPCOM!!!!
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>>750158603
this, there is alot of trannies out there with alot of free time, so is matter of time
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>>750159226
sauce?
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>>750158603
No kernel access means no emulator retardo, that's like going to the doctor for a broken arm but the doctor can only take a blood sample from your leg.
>b-but my userland fs!
Not enough, but it will let you play around for a bit but nothing close to making an emulator out of that. You still need a physical Switch 2.
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>>750134030
Buddy, you've been referring to Nintendo as "Nutendo" for over a decade.
It's time to grow the fuck up, okay pal?
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>>750161329
The only retard here is you, buddy.
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You could have faked it better, the yuzu team collective shat their pants when Nintendo threatened to sue them, no way they would dare to make a new emulator with the same name for the Switch 2. Maybe if they hide their identities better and only upload builds through the deep web or some shit, and I suppose they would have to give up on patreon and donations entirely
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>>750134030
no lol
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>>750133929
>Tendies were so smug about the switch 2 being unhackable
Why would anyone cheer for a corporation?
What is this mental illness? It reminds me of retarded sportsball fans who cheer for grown men hitting and carrying each other's balls. Nothing gayer than that
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>>750166197
Visit a famitsu thread and you will witness next level mental illness
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>>750133929
Imagine making an emulator, being the first to get raped for it for 2 million usd, and then next year emulators become obsolete. THAT must suck ass.
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>>750133929
They were incredibly smug about suing palworld too and look how that turned out
Par the course for these retards at this point
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>>750166731
Is there anything more damaging to a brand's reputation than nintendo adult types?
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>>750166931
Sonic fans?
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@Nintendo @Reggie @realDonaldTrump
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>>750147471
CPU bottle neck
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>>750143415
wait so he basically sent a video or image to smile basic to show the "mod" of MKW on the screen? i dismissed this whole thing cuz how the hell do u mod in models for MKW if u cant leave the sandbox of one game, and said exploit seems from what i can assumed is just a hello world test.
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>>750167020
No, Sonic fans have the good kind of autism, wherein they care too much about Sonic and will rightfully call out SEGA on its retardation. A few dedicated teams have released countless romhacks and even ported games to PC because SEGA wouldn't. Hell, Mania was a godsend from dedicated fans
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>>750168040
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>>750152965
>board quality noticeably goes down after the change
>hurr durr bringing it back wont make a difference
At this point you're either a samefagger yourself or one of the retards behind the descision. I see no other explanation why someone would vahemotely defend the retarded change otherwise
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Wow, Nintendies are absolutely SEETHING today!
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>>750168040
Couldn't agree more, I wish Mario fans had this kind of autism. Metroid fans seem cool, though.
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>>750133929
Is the hacked switch 2 in the room with you right now?
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>>750169809
Back from your vacation?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Is%20the%20switch%202%20in%20the%20room/
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>>750170175
Well, is it?
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>>750143415
Dang, badass...
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>hear the switch 2 has been cracked
>get excited
>look inside
>it's not
>am disappointed
Why do you consolewar negros keep doing this shit?
Genuinely, do you retards seriously have nothing better to do than rp on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum?
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>>750134030
Just fire emblems
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>>750134030
errrrrr....
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>>750133929
>never eve -ACK!
i already own one and i'm glad, fucking hate console war faggots acting like shareholders
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>>750133929
Expert anons, is this legit? Is it officially hacked now?

https://x.com/ravensclawx/status/2113424777910075878
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>>750143415
God thank you, I was getting worried.

I'm so glad filthy pirates will not be able to play GOTY without buying a Nintendo Switch 2 and game.
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>>750173046
>instead of playing video games I just gloat online about how others can't play them
Sounds like the Shitch 2 has no games worth playing
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So...AI is good now?
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>>750174118
Always has been
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>>750174234
b(AI)sed
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>>750174234
Also to reinforce that I have always thought AI was awesome

here is my Kirby with a gun and blood, generated by DALL-E Mini on July 1 2022 (this was considered peak AI art then)
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Speaking of Switch, what is the go to emulator at this point, any recs?
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>>750175051
i use Eden haven't encountered any issues graphical or otherwise
played: dkc:tf, mario odyssey, mk8d, captain toad, smash
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>>750175051
I've played kanken taisaku on Eden
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>>750134030
No, but they'll be available on PC all the same.
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I wish I could say its been a good year, but it hasn't.
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>>750172320
an applet with no access to anything has been possible literally since launch
its a nothingburger unless the tranny actually shows more than a AIslopped menu
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Why hasn't Claude mde a shitch 2 emu yet?
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>>750134030
Having emulators of new consoles is more about making console plebs seethe, rather than actually playing their few remaining shitty games that aren't on PC.
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>>750141625
Are you dumb?
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>>750147874
>they didn't have the supply issues other consoles had, so they sold more in the first month due to not selling out
Wow. You read a headline without knowing anything. Makes sense that you would look down on other based on that.
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>>750133929
there's still no fucking games on it so who cares.
nintendo is a lifless corpo corps now.
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>>750158730
on the contrary, it closed the system now that nintendo is aware of it and the exploit gets patched
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nintendo LOST
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>>750179296
The genie is out of the bottle. Games are being dumped. Nintendo lost
They deserve it for inventing digital download codes on a cart
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>>750134030
New Donkey Kong and Kirby Racing look alright.
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>>750181561
>Games are being dumped.
proof?
>They deserve it for inventing digital download codes on a cart
they didnt invent it, third parties were already doing it with 1gb carts for the entirety of the switch 1's era, all nintendo did was put a name on the practice and put a warning label on boxes of games doing it so people get grifted less
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>>750182097
>were already doing it
Except Nintendo could have put its foot down and said "put the came on the cart"
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>>750182195
they did by putting a label on the practice, now every retard doing it is enjoying worse sales and tons of complaints
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>>750133929
I'm not interested in the emulator, I'm interested in it getting jail broken.
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>>750133929
This would have been excited if there was anything worth playing.
The Switch 2 has not a single exclusive worth a shit
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>>750134416
>as good as yuzu
lol, what a shit post this this. Yuzu was never "great" or "so good" , it was very lightweight and ran well on WEAK computers and old CPUs sure, but it kept crashing so many fucking times.. it's a mediocre at best emulator.
Ryujinx isnt much better either cause it was heavier but at least it didnt fucking crash all the time like Shitzu



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