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I AM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL
DONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME
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>>750141962
shes human the same way mark zucc erberg is human
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>SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE REAL PROBLEMS
define real problems
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>>750141962
trannies are really seething about bioware crashing and burning wow
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>>750141962
Someone post the shadman comic
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>>750142410
>define real problems
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_number
solve for x
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>>750141962
how bioware didn't die after releasing that shitshow is beyond me
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>>750141962
>That brief time everyone assumed she was on the spectrum
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>>750141962
bioware got mad and submitted a dcma on that part of the video
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>>750143402
it's just jewtube's content id flagging the song, if they were copyright trolling they'd have gone after the whole video
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>>750143967
ah yeah, I forgot they did that now
kinda gay
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>>750143140
Realistically they should have died after this if not they should have 200% died after Anthem
I always believed these fuckers had some mad dirt on EA management
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When you think about it this was the beginning of the downfall for the entire gaming industry
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>>750144515
They did die during this. The rest was like watching a senile one in it's last days. The body is still fighting but the mind is already waiting to pass on.
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>>750141962
Whats funny is that face is a 10/10 compared to the manjaws modern studios keep showing us.
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>>750144819
>modern studios
you mean like bioware?
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>>750143295
>assumed
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>How could the Saudis do this?
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>>750141962
Man I remember these threads
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>>750145980
damn, I suddenly feel very nostalgic. The Andromeda threads back then were absolute kino
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>>750145980
do you have the webm of the female wrex sprinting and hard cutting to fisticuffs
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>>750143140
How did they survive making Andromeda, Anthem and Veilguard all in a row and still get the chance to make a new game until EA finally came to their senses?
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>>750150034
abdulla al salamalekamala shut their asses down
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>>750143140
That studio died. Main bioware held on to release Veilguard, like the final shit hitting the pants of the deceased.
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>>750149638
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Andromeda was yet another proof the company was dead, I think what they did was what the series needed: a fresh start, let's be honest, when the writers of 2/3 got their mitts on the series, it was ogre, and they only did stupid things over and over, and ME3 was a culmination of the sloppy writing of ME2.

So we need a fresh start and that game happened: they just have zero talent and failed to create an interesting new adventure in space. Disregard the bugs, there's just nothing remarkable in that game at all.
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This was sooooooooooo fucking bad you made me remember this game
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>>750143140
BioWare Montreal was the one that made Andromeda, and they did get shut down afterwards. The A-team at BioWare Edmonton was working on the real passion project: Anthem.
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>>750141962
I cannot think of a worse song for a game with ventriloquist dummies on the autism spectrum.

>>750143140
This unbelievably ugly game reminds me of a cheap WEG. The reason is because it's expensive looking lighting and models being puppeteered by someone banging rocks together just trying to make 20 static screenshots.

I've never appreciated generic realistic "graphics" more. The first one came out in 2007 and it is unreal how much more I enjoy looking at it.
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>>750143402
Someone reuploaded the ending montage
https://youtu.be/sQSx7mmbAIk
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>>750141962
>all the porn of her is about taking advantage of an autistic disabled person
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>>750154680
>I cannot think of a worse song for a game with ventriloquist dummies on the autism spectrum.
Holy shit, now I can't stop thinking how much better using Crash Test Dummies "Mm mm mm mm" or Weird Al's "Headline News" would have been for the theme song.
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looking back, this game feels AI-made before AI was a thing
it's hard to imagine a human actually saw and approved all of this
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>>750154978
They made the whole thing in 18 months, it never stood a chance
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>>750141962
the autistic Sarah comic is one of the hottest things I've fapped to
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>>750141962
I liked the first dungeon. The way they setup the clues about whats happening also the combate is seriously underrated. didnt played after the first dungeon. Something i disliked is the lack of pacifist option.
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someone post the knuckles image
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>>750155707
nevermind found it
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>>750155707
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>>750153336
>Those are the space conquering bloodthirsty unstoppable berserkers i was telling you about
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>>750153336
wtf
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>>750153336
I find it hard to believe any of these niggas could throw a kick without toppling over like a turtle
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I played the demo and it was alright gameplay but no way I could get thru it with characters that boring.
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>>750143140
>>750145980
>>750153336
>>750154756
>>750154978
>>750155770
God, what an absolute shitshow of unbridled ineptitude.
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>>750153336
>this shit released at full price
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>>750143140
They rode off of Inquisition selling 5 million copies. One flop doesn't mean a studio will die.

Three mega flops in a row on the other hand... yeah. Looks like EA gave them one last chance with ME5 but money ran out and if anybody had to go to the chopping block it might as well be the company that has pumped out garbage for 10 years.
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>>750156713
Like all the crap were have seen released since Andromeda, and Andromeda still makes me ask "was this game actually made?"
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>>750150594
gesundheit
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>>750146228
EA execs are just as guilty. They looked at the pozzed shit that was Veilguard and Andromeda and gave it the green light.
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>>750155770
these red mfers are a race? what?
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>>750154756
Prophecy fulfilled is no joke
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I miss those threads
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>>750154756
lmao
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>>750145980
Fuck it, next sale I'll buy this game to show my support
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I had a thought the other day that wars ending with the annihilation of entire civilizations have been started and waged for less than some of these flops cost.
Kind of crazy that there's barely any price to the people responsible these days.
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>>750153336
this shit
vs.
bazz
who would win?
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>>750160528
Money has also gotten less valuable over time.
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the tragedy of losing yuki.la was losing all those archived shitshows
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>>750143140
it's like watching someone get shot in the head then put on life support in the hospital while in a vegetative state
YOU know they're dead, THEY know they're supposed to be dead, but someone refuses to pull the plug so the machines keep beeping and the body keeps breathing while whatever is left of the mind throws together elaborate and fucked up dying coma dreams as it realizes it's slowly passing away
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>>750160957
It's a shame that none of these studios get the Carthage treatment
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>>750141962
>came out almost a decade ago
I still remember making fun of this shitshow with the /v/ros. Where did the years go...?
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>>750157007
And they shitcanned a bunch of other studios after one flop, while these guys got away with murder for over a decade
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>>750153336
this game was kino!
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>>750146228
ea is in charge of the studio. ea let it become a literal rotten tranny neo vagina of a studio. ea is to blame (like always)
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>>750141962
I thought that song was about black people and slavery for like 10 years but apparently it's a fat white guy who sang it.
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>>750157119
there called angara but there purple and blue not red
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>>750143140
I want the people who made this to never have a job again and to die homeless from an overdose.
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>>750143140
EA was willing to give them infinite finding in the cause of THE MESSAGE. Their new swarthy brownoid masters aren't willing to do the same, they want to make money.
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>>750141962
fuck. I still remember the good times with bioware
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>>750141962
>No. Not good. Never good. After all, I’m only human.
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>>750142376
Zuck-err, top the charts-berg?



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