>came out today>zero threads How many more failures must Nintendo endure before they go bankrupt?
>>750147128Their games are too expensive
Looks like a worst wii one
I think they just release some stuff just for the hell of it.
>no MOB faces, no BUY
How does it compare to the previous one? I liked it
>>750147128sex with the pink sportsmate
>>750149598Sportsmates are made for Big Mii Cock
>>750147128Nintendo is so dogshit now good lord
>>750147128Black girl looking cute with her afro puffs, but why did they have to make the only black character have a basketball?
>>750147128It's wild to me that they first made a big deal about retiring the Miis and debuted Sportsmates that almost nobody liked.And then after the new Tomodachi Life was a massive hit, proving that people still like Miis and how weird and wacky they can be... they made another game with Sportsmates.Do the different teams at Nintendo not communicate at all=
>>750147128Why the fuck do they insist on these redesigns for the mii? They're not charming or cute at all, they're overdesigned. If they stuck to original wii miis and pushed animations/ world they'd have doubled sales
>>750150632>They're not charming or cute at allThey are though. But I still like miis. I like both.
>>750150632You can switch the original miis in the game.
>>750147128Matt is hard to beat in boxing, he's a legend
Miis are holding Nintendo back. Literal 20 year old graphics and visual design.
>>750151239Yeah, but only people who buy the game will know that. Anyone seeing the cover or previews just sees the shitty nu-miis from switch sports
>>750147128They released it on the same day as Final Fantasy. Now, am I implying that Final Fantasy fans would've bought this? No. BUT someone like me that had interest in both games, I would buy Final Fantasy over this.
>>750147128>soulless generic humans instead of soulful miis
I made a thread about it but then I went and played it instead.
>>750147128>How many more failures must Nintendo endure before they go bankrupt. Nintendo has absolutely zero debt and holds approximately $14 billion USD in cash reserves and total liquidity. The amount of failures they would have to endure would be extreme and excessive. Their cash stockpile is why they were able to survive the abysmal performance of the Wii U.
Is it any good? I loved WSR and dicking around in Pilotwings Resort.
>>750147128Skateboarding is fun
I thought it was coming out soon. Thanks for the reminder, OP!
>>750147128this is going to be a christmas gift for my kids so my copy won't be purchased for at least another month
>>750147128Is it fun online? I have no friends to play it with.
>>750158383and you never will
>>750147128>failuresthe first one sold 17 million copies and basically never got threads on /v/
>>750158383yes it is
>>750150462It's like watching garry with the s&box player models.
>>750147128>game you have to play with motion controls>in 2026no
Flying is even better than it was in resort. Hot damn it's all coming back to me.
>>750147128The middle aged women who played Wii Sports in 2007 are now in their 60s.
>>750156094It should be noted the Wii U was net profitable too. That floor of about 12M players is enough for them to sustain on forever. Every player past that is just extra money.
>>750147128shit im out of town and didnt bring my switch 2 for some reason. is it good?
>>750150632Nar they are pretty damn ero. Shame about the lack of smut for them.
>Sportsmate always feels female no matter whatI get WHY they are designed the way they are, but just wish there was an option for a more masculine figure or poses, ya know?
>>750147128>implying anyone on /v/ cares that much about motion control sports and fitness games
>>750162995I care! Been playing the island tour most of the time though.
>>750147128Is this game fun if you want to collect cute outfits?
>>750163470Yeah, I have been using my Mii though. Got the old standard Mii costume for it.
>>750163443It's just I'm very sure 80% of /v/ is full of obese neckbeards
>>750147128>give the niggress a basketballWhat did they mean by this?
>>750150462Switch Sports was a massive hit too, they have no reason to think the sportsmates are a detriment.
>>750147128aint nobody playing ts uncslop gng :joy: :v:
>>750163905wut
>>750147128How's the game? The first switch sports was a little disappointing but this one seems to address some issues I had with the first one. Honestly, if the boxing feels good I'd probably buy it based on that alone.
>>750162995>Motion control and fitness games.If they release a new and improved ring fit adventure I would finally have a reason to buy a switch 2
>>750164130I have not tried the boxing yet. Give me a sec to play a round.
>>750147128Can you replace all Sportsmates with Miis?No Mii no buy.
>>750164840Yes you can.
>>750164889Even the CPU players?
how is it compared to the first switch sports?what's new?
>>750164951Yep. Gotta go into the options though
>>750164974Nice.
>>750150447Why do you think that?
>>750164971I mean, its wii sports resort 2 at it's core. I like how instead of just the plane for exploration, you have street level with the skate board, and the ocean with the jet ski. Plus, free roam for all three.
I just got home with my copy. I thought it was 69.99 CAD but it was $85, I guess because I went for physical. I was a little bit peeved, but I'll get a lot of usage out of it, especially for golf. I'm also OK with digital being $15 less because I'm not sure that has actually been a thing before this gen unless I am mistaken.
For the anon who was curious about boxing. I say it controls well, impacts dont have a lot of...impact though.
>>750151239Sweet. Is there a place where I can download Mii templates? I remember having Hulk Hogan, Spiderman, Spock etc back in the day. Can't remember if it was Wii or Wii U though.
>The tone of the messages you collect when you pick up a sight seeing spot changes based on the time of day>Evening and night being more cynical and dickish than the last
>>750165587Thanks for checking anon. I think the wii had the controllers vibrate on impact. Might be why it doesn't feel as impactful with the joycons
I need a new online game for my Switch 2. I’m interested in Mario Tennis and Switch Sports Resort. But with Mario Tennis, I’m worried that there aren’t people still playing online.
>>750166076I mean visually. They dont ragdoll or get pushed back like in Wii Sports. But still, the sportsmates get FUCKING PISSED if you keep wailing on em. They are also show they are tired and all that.
>>750162995RFA might be my most played switch game desu
Does it have birds?The first one had birds and someone modded them into Smash Ultimate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrLi0cPeGdwhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/730878
To any and all anons who are playing island flyover tour, make sure to enable camera rotation in the options menu for easy balloon finding!
>>750162697>feels femaleI think that's just a matter of perspective, sis. Think about why you feel that way
>>750166792It's the default clothes I tells ya!
>>750166560Pretty sure all the switch stuff got ported over, so they should be
>>750162995I fucking love controller gimmicks.
Wii sports resort was perfect and I have a hard time finding reason to buy this when my Wii is hooked up to the same TV as my Switch, this one doesn't even have fencing sadge
How does unlocking outfits work? I saw that you can get cool Halloween stuff but if it’s a gacha system that’s gay. If you can get dupes that’s even more gay.
>>750170292No dupes. It's just the order you unlock things is random.
>>750147128Played this at my cousins house. It was pretty fun but the menus and loading times are straight out of the ps2 era. Its pretty addicting though, I was there for 3 hours just playing all the 2p stuff with him. Table tennis and golf were very entertaining.Not a game I would buy myself though.
>>750147128>no motionplus gimmick like the original resort>no miis>no pack-in deal>not even a free demoWho is this for? I struggle to fathom even the most diehard tendie who's already pre-pre-ordered the OoT demake to buy this to own the chuds or whoever.
Man I missed this.
>>750170389This seems more fun than the OoT remake if I’m being honest.
>>750147128I wish we just got Pilotwings or Wave Race instead of this mediocrity
>>750151230Cute single mom!
>>750150632This one got my pp pretty tingeling.
>>750170389>Let me tell you about how I have not played the game
>>750170935Where do you think you are?
Skateboarding is really fucking fun. Honestly sold me on the Switch 2 mouse controls more than any other game I've tried them with.
>>750170342How long is the Halloween stuff available? I don’t have the game yet.
>>750158383
Is there single player content?
https://mii.nxw.pw/appCreate cute Mii babes and share them ITT
>>750174690The leisure sports are all geared towards single player, and there are rankings to climb for each of the normal sports alongside the challenges.
