Have one, won’t be hacking it and I refuse to buy games in sale I exclusively pay full price.

"Kill yourself" fags in shambles rn

Not even entertaining the thought of buying a Switch 2 until they release an original Zelda game and new 3D Mario

>>750148759
I'll wait for the emulator. By then it might have a single game worth playing.

>>750148759
They've already taken the game down in US and EU
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/smilebasic-4-switch/
https://www.nintendo.com/eu/store/products/smilebasic-4-switch/

>>750148759
tendiesisters... not like this...

>>750148759
Any proof it's real?

>>750150153
Damn it, I missed my chance for free games. Oh well, claude will find another exploit.

>>750150487
lamo this fag keeps posting this (is there proof" for the last 6h non stop. i really hope its a bot because this tendie is going insane

>>750151047
No proof? checkmate PCvegans

>>750151107
the proof is that you are in complete meltdown mode so it must be real

>>750150567
Its an entrypoint, some other vn works too

>>750148759
Wow now you can play games like.......... uhhh........... the wheelchair cripple game?

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So what's up with Nintendo haters so desperately wanting to play Nintendo games?

>>750152398
Is there any white character in the new FE?

>>750152398
for me, it's the tendie meltdowns, especially over emulators. They're just satisfying to watch

>>750148759
Don't drop the soap.

>>750152398
"I hate the company, not the games" are the most hilarious copers out there.
Like just admit you're a fucking broke bum who wants free shit. No need to trying to justify it

>>750152398
>>750152907
Marketers

>>750152907
Their PC cost x10 times more than your toy.

>>750152398
they are all from SEA and south america and other poor shitholes.

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Finna emulate yer shitty games at 120 FPS 4K while you get em at 30 fps 480p LMAO

>>750152907
why would i want to play games on dogshit fucking hardware with a cpu that gets completely raped by my phone?

Ocarina of Time remake likely shipped with a firmware lower than 23.0.1 so anyone who updated for the exploit can play that for the next year and a half.

>>750153613
cool man, show us Pragmata running on your phone

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I guess its time to get one now and to sit on it until its properly hacked.

>>750153817
>time to get one now
If you didn't already have SmileBasic 4, you're too late

>>750151176
Still raped ? You were asked for proof of the hack doing anything, not that you got raped and gaped again

>>750148759
I don't understand why people hack consoles for emulation, losing online access, when you can do that in any computer or chink handheld.

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>UK Page down
>US Page down
>Retarded faggots still insist this is a nothing burger

>>750150153
is this another cube ninja?

>>750151176
Stop replying to bait, have a filter
/vegans?/

>>750153968
Nooooo how will i play splatroon if i can‘t go online!!

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>>750153914
I bought it just before it got kicked off the US storefront
Expect a lot of seething from latefags these following weeks

>>750153914
Same thing happened with cubic ninja, I bought it and never used it because better hacking methods released soon after

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>de meo

thanks for reminding me to update so this shit wont work on mine i have a steam deck for that i bought the switch 2 knowing what it was

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>>750154145
yeah I mean there's an entire series of exploit games already

>>750154225
"two" isn't an entire series, but ok, I hope the process gets more streamlined some months from now.

So uhh wheres all the dumps that were promised just hours later

>>750154225
>splatoon
>ever
killself

>>750154415
Get your hits in while you can, tendie. Armageddon is coming.

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Nintendosisters...

>>750153914
if I hacked it for free games already I might as well use it for emulation.
and its not like I'm going to pay for online as Im not retarded.

>>750154415
Don't care 'bout no dumps. I'm writing a Vulkan demo as we speak.

>>750148759
to play... ?
literally nothing worth playing until splatoon 4 comes out

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>>750150153
Releasing a programming app on the console you're zealotically obsessed with protecting security-wise seems like a really fucking stupid thing to do

I seem to remember them going apeshit because some indie dev snuck a programming tool into one of his games

>>750154521
oh nonono

>>750149734
For you to doompost and complain about, snoy?

>>750154521
Where is this from? Google is worthless.

>>750153759
you're bragging about a game that's running at 30fps?
you do know I have a pc, right?

>>750148759
OHHH NOO NO NO NO NO!! OHHH NNGGNOOOOOO!!!!!! MODDSSSSS!!!!!

>>750148759
>article after the shit got debunked

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>>750149062

>>750152907
>"I 2+2, but I also 4."
>surely both can't be true at the same time
Uh-huh

>>750154898
AI generated image. Fake. Switch 2 not hackked

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>>750154225
>23.1.0
>Got Smile Basic 4 (v4.4.9)
>didn't launch the game once
>not connected to internet
Do you have to launch it once or Am I good for the complete exploit?

>>750154964
>news after something happened
Uh yeah? It's not like they could report it before it happened lmao

>>750155134
You need to connect to the internet, turn off auto update, and connect to 90dns

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>>750152398
There's no nintendo game I want to play. I'm just here to see a closed garden be broken open by hackers. Same reason why I applauded the Ps5 jailbreak. Death to consoles.

>>750155507
>I'm not interesed in playing video games I just tinker
We know, PC vegan

It's been a whole day already. Where's the emulator?

>>750156054
It's been 8 hours and we don't even have a full system dump yet because it has to be transmitted over nintendos shitty wifi chip and will take 3 entire days.

>>750156054
Usually it take a year after the first console hack to the emulator running a commercial game, give it 6 months with current AI tools

>>750148759
>Userland again
lmao
It’s like you never learned anything and are asking to get raped again

>>750156315
faggots said the same thing about ps5 hacking 5 months ago and now here's a storefront on the console that makes pc game piracy look bad in comparison.

there's way too many retards posting on /v/

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>>750155418
>and connect to 90dns
Thanks anon, I forgot about that.
Now we wait.

Oh btw, do we need to purchase other things?
Like of course a new SD card for Switch 2 but is there anything else?

>>750149853
>I'll wait for the emulator.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>750156648
Based recompGOD. Emulators are pointless now.

>>750156565
You need to connect to internet to enable the sdcard reader, did you forget that?

>>750148759
Make sure to buy no games for it. Not like it has any in the first place

>>750156724
>recomp
The AI recomps use emulator code to run, if there is no emulator, there is no recomp. keep waiting on that emulator, kek

>>750156565
No that's it. Apparently theres another exploit with a different game that has a physical cartridge people can buy but the tranny is still gatekeeping that method so anyone who missed out on smile basic is SOL

>>750156315
TENDIE ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
TENDIE ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?

>>750156797
But enough about sony

>>750156815
>being this tech illiterate
k

>switch 2 hacked
Is the Switch 2 hack here in the room with us anon

>they delisted it
kikes

>>750157020
Yea right here
https://pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-switch2-jailbreak-ns2jb/

>>750157080
>>delisted
And this is why digital games are the most jewish thing imaginable.

>>750156795
>You need to connect to internet to enable the sdcard reader, did you forget that?
The sdcard reader isn't updated even on 23.1.0?
Like it'll only update once I put the new sd card in the switch 2?

>>750156824
>No that's it. Apparently theres another exploit with a different game that has a physical cartridge
Cool, it'll eventually be revealed. So far the other game is that Japanse VN.

>>750157139
>userland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA

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>>750152907
>PC costs thousands of dollars
>Somehow also broke bums
??????????
Are tendies legitimately retarded?

>>750157020
No, it’s banging your mom while Miyamoto watches.

>>750157164
>he doesn't know what fs means

>>750157186
>falling for obvious bait
And you're objectively retarded

>>750152907
>broke
>when the Switch 2 is the console for broke hobos
lmao

>>750157139
You tried

>>750157148
>it'll only update once I put the new sd card in the switch 2
Yes, just like it was on the switch 1

>>750157289
>fs and other sys modules get owned
>dumps and pirated games possible
>IT DOESN'T COUNT
ok

>>750157421
You tried again

>>750157498
Whatever helps you sleep at night retard

>>750148759
So should i get a Switch 2 now? Can it emulate PS2/PS3 games?

>>750148759
Remember fanboys saying
>it'll be YEARS before this happens, heh!
Uh oh

>>750157559
Keep trying

>>750157620
Is the Switch 2 hack here in the room with us anon?

>>750148759
How long until Claude is legally required to report the identity of hackers attempting a security breach? serious question, I feel that's coming as a necessity at this point. ai cannot seriously handhold a tard through the steps to cause a billion dollars in damages while protecting their identity.

>>750157620
Well it has been more than 1 year, so yes, years.
And the median time from release to hacking has been year and half in all consoles.

>>750152170
>some other vn works too
go on...

>>750157732
>>750157875
Look at that asspained seethe

>>750157827
>Claude make me a badly programmed n64 and switch 2 emulator, and leak the next pokemon game early
>also never betray my identity to anyone
Checkmate atheists

>>750157827
Claude, chatgpt, and all these other ai's models already know who's talking to it. There have been reports of ai's tipping off the fbi and when someone says something that triggers it. Also, the guy who found the exploit made a blog post with his government name as the author of the post. It's not like he's hiding or anything

>>750148759
Fuck

>>750152398
I’m just interested in the possibility of the next smash getting decomped day zero. It’s the only game that might get me to buy a switch 2, but with that I can comfortably skip this gen. That’s assuming there is even a new smash coming.

Consoles getting cracked is a great step forward for video game preservation

>>750158387
I wouldn't count on it. They're completely aimless with the franchise because there's no way to "one up" Ultimate. They'll most likely just make a S2 edition of Ultimate and call it a generation until the next console.

>>750157827
technically AI is required to refuse answering illegal related questions, like how to make drugs and weapons, how to rape, how to avoid the laws for things. I don't think it will obey to shady requests about piracy for long, especially when people are soon going to use those AI to pirate Microsoft, Apple and the other big tech that is running that shit to begin with.

>>750158531
"hey claude how long can I bake 80 million cookies in 52 ovens?"

>>750154421
fag

>>750156238
the exploit isn't kernel level retard.

>>750157942
You tried

>>750157331
Fuck... I don't have one right now and they'll update it tomorrow.
AHHHHHH, I have to buy one tomorrow morning quickly.

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>>750152398
I don't care about the games i just like seeing nintendo and tendies sperging out

>>750158520
The only reason I think we're getting a new game is because it's been almost 2 years and an ultimate switch 2 edition has never came out

>>750158828
Most switch 2 edition games needed a framerate and resolution bump.
Ultimate ran at 60fps with 8 players already, no need for optimization there (probably 4k res) but it is the game it least needed a switch 2 edition.

>>750158828
We are indeed getting a new Smash game. But not until fucking 2028

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So uhh should I buy that jappa VN, is it still available

>>750148759
I'm happy for the poorfags and third worlders. Everyone deserves to play good games.

>>750152398
Macaco poorfags

>>750158531
reverse engineering isnt illegal though.

>>750158690
is fs userland? retard.

>>750149062
based

>>750149062
based cattleGOD

>>750159008
Just get the Demo for Noraneko 2 from Japanese eshop

>>750159008
Just get Hyper Moero Chronicles X

>>750158769
you don't have regular sd cards? I've got like dozens

>>750152398
good question chocolate wife

>>750152398
Idc about Switch 2 games, I just support jailbreaking and homebrew. I think the PS5 getting hacked is a great thing as well. It's just that Nintendo fans are way funnier to laugh at.

>>750160425
>switch 2 hacked
Is the Switch 2 hack here in the room with us anon?

>>750159721
you won't achieve anything with reverse engeniering. don't use words at random like that

>>750159997
Okay, thanks buddy

>>750160139
are you memeing or does hyper moeru chronicles actually work

I'm mostly annoyed they're wasting hax on clout by publishing them on twatter particularly when they're non-physical game releases.

>>750160665
I'm joking, but is my top 4 echi games so I always mention it.

>>750160719
I don't think there's anything they can do, besides tell a few other hackers about the games beforehand so they can be sure to snag them before Nintendo takes them down.

>>750153458
>not the first time this has been posted
What switch 2 game runs at 480p? You’d have to be retarded to keep treating it as if it’s massively behind or underpowered

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>>750160239
>you don't have regular sd cards?
I do have pic related. However, I thought that the sd card reader would only update if you insert an express card?

>>750160935
>What switch 2 game runs at 480p?
All of them.
>You’d have to be retarded to keep treating it as if it’s massively behind or underpowered
Literally weaker than a fucking phone, no, I'm not making that up. Look it up, modern phones rape the switch 2.

>>750161089
>modern phones rape the switch 2.
Good. I don't give a shit about muh graffix. Nothing has changed since the PS3 era

>>750160965
>I thought that the sd card reader would only update if you insert an express card?
Not necessary. Format any sd card as exfat and enter the switch 2 settings -> manage screenshots -> import from switch 1 sdcard, this also triggers the update.

>>750157186
Jeets pour their entire life savings into a “good” pc because they have nothing else, retard

>>750161156
cope, LMAO

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even if this exploit worked it's long gone now
i think nintendo won pirate sisters..

>>750157250
Anon, you gotta understand that people "fall" for obvious baits and falseflags because they want to believe it is real so the opinion of people they dislike can be justified.
Imagine a CAPS LOCK post from a "transgirl" screeching how chuds ruined her life because a AAA-game failed. Like everyone knows its a clear falseflag/bait/shitpost, but everyone plays along because they WANT to believe its real to feel more right and ungabunga believe "their side" is correct and everyone on "the other side" is dumb and irrational.
Applies to everything, and some social media accounts for example act retards for engagement and money.

>>750161415
Digital games are to blame. Nintendo wouldn't have been able to do shit in the 3DS days

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>>750152398
I just want to be able to gen Pokemon in Wind and Waves and go to loot islands in the next Animal Crossing during the system's lifetime.

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>>750152398
>>750152907
i hate the company and the games
i just wanna take screenshots because it makes you seethe

>>750149062
See how easy it is to control the goyim?

I've had a hacked switch for like 7 years but I don't think I'm going to bother with this shit again even if it gets blown open. It's less work to just make $60 or whatever than it is to constantly keep this CFW shit updated. Every fucking Switch game I download requires me to update the firmware and atmosphere since there's only 1 every 6 months worth playing

>>750161290
Nta, but games got so standardized during PS3 that now only grafix have been pushed nonstop which inflates game budgets and requires corpos add more and more monetary options to make more profit than last quarter. When peach fuzz on Aloy's face takes tens of man hours, it can start be questioned if that kind of detail is even worth. Same with 4k textures and extremely realism chasing movie-larping vidya.

How likely is it that anyone will be able to crack the whole system open just based on the exploits we've seen so far? Genuine question, I'm tech illiterate.

>>750161685
0%

>>750161685
AI will take the ass checks of the switch, spread them wide, and hack the fuck out of it.

>>750161685
infinitely more likely now that instead of a group of 5 anti-AI trannies hoarding an exploit, millions of people + AI have access to it

>>750148759
>nintendo lost because... I will buy the console
make it make sense.

>>750152398
poorfags.

>>750161636
>It's less work to slave away at a job for 9 hours a day, 6 - 7 days a week and give 1/3 of your paycheck to Nintendo instead of downloading a file, put it in an sd card, then plop it on the switch
Do wagies REALLY?

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>>750161163
>Not necessary. Format any sd card as exfat and enter the switch 2 settings -> manage screenshots -> import from switch 1 sdcard, this also triggers the update.
Holy shit, it works. It got updated. Thanks anon.

>>750161897
>I will quit my job because I have a toy that makes me "save" 40 dollar a month at best
make it make sense.

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>>750152398
Good question, Halvin; but this question won't distract from the fact that your stats are abysmal.

>>750152398
I just want to know how much was left on the cutting room floor with base FW, Dietrich's wife, is that too much to ask?

>>750161897
I don't even have a job I train AI online for $30 an hour when I want money

Is that VN still actually up or did nintendo take it down? Don't wanna make a japanese nintendo account if it's gone already.

>>750161897
>download new game...oops, need new firmware to run it
>take out sd card, plop it on pc, download firmware, plop back to switch, install firmware...oops, need new cfw to run it
>take out sd card, plop it on pc, download new custom firmware, plop back to switch...oops, need new version of bootloader to run the new custom firmware
>take out sd card, plop it on pc, get new bootloader, plop back to switch...oops, some setting or module isn't compatible with the custom firmware, you gotta clean install them all!
>take out sd card, plop it on pc, clean up fucking everything, plop back to switch...oops, you need new sigpatches to actually boot games
>take out sd card, plop it on pc, add the patches, plop back to switch...wew I can play games again but the modules I liked no longer work and aren't updated anymore! nice!
I love it.

>>750162629
Almost every time I update atmosphere it starts giving me a fucking error for some random bullshit I didn't even know I had on there like a system patch that allows PlayStation controllers to work. They just include random shit in these downloads sometimes even though I get it from GitHub every time. I have liked 10 hacked systems and none of them are even close to being as annoying as the Switch.

Why buy a Switch 2 when Claude can put it on macOS?

>>750152398
The literal textbook definition of sour grapes.

>>750162629
>go to find sigpatches
>random forum post
>UPDATE: THIS IS NO LONGER BEING MAINTAINED or UPDATED GET THEM FROM <random questionable link> now

>>750162629
>>750162779
Ever heard of this thing called 'emulation'?
There's also this thing called "recomps", but you mind hurt yourself with that one.

>>750163073
>Ever heard of this thing called 'emulation'?
yes
i had finished totk on my modded switch while people on /v/ were crying about constant crashes and the depths being nothing but a void on emulators and paypiggies were still waiting for official release
glorious times

>>750161685
Truth is nobody really knows.
The homebrew/emulation scene is kind of banking on AI being able to do things that were believed impossible.

>>750163073
Yes I've tried it many times it's a horrible stuttery or glitchy mess every time. I end up just copying the save file to my Switch and playing it on CFW every time. I have a 7800X3D and a 4080 Super and it's still dogshit

>>750148759
Neat thanks for the tip OP. Made a nipponese account from the JP store page which is still up and downloaded the demo to my switch 2 with it. Shockingly simple to get into the other regions. There is some weird Japanese bullshit on the japanese eshop. But got the demo. No need to pay. The exploits work with the demo, just the save command turns into savev.

>>750161782
That's very much not how it works, the hackers hoard the exploit exactly because they want to keep it unpatched for as long as possible to keep experimenting on "current" firmware for as long as possible.
The instant it gets patched it becomes a dead end, so congratulations on getting a big entry point nuked to play as the family guy for a few minutes.

>>750162629
Those are workarounds for Nintendo's cunt behavior. Take it up with them, not the people developing CFW

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I would like recognition that I, along with several other savvy anons, officially CALLED IT, recently, saying this would happen soon alongside the release of the OoT remake.

I am formally also CALLING IT again that the game will be decompiled and ported to PC within ONE SINGLE MONTH of release.

>>750163765
Or I could just buy it legit and plug in the cart then start playing.

>>750163785
Is Zelda really that powerful in the history of video games?

>>750163912
Zelda is the overall most popular video game franchise in the world. A few online games and such may actually make a little more money but they don't have the cultural influence.

>>750163876
>I c-can just b-buy it!
Where can I find a new copy of Super Mario All-Stars? For the retail price of course

>>750149062
Goytendie

>>750163912
Yes, Zelda and Pokemon

>>750164024
GTA V alone has outsold the entire Zelda franchise. Pokemon also exists, and so does Mario. What the fuck are you smoking?

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Okay I got the noraneko 2 demo. Here's how to find it for baka gaijin:
>make a jp nintendo account, launch eshop with it
>open eshop search and switch to japanese with romanji keyboard (that's the longest one with chingchong chars)
>type "-to2", it'll turn the to into chingchong
>first result will have two blonde bitches, get the demo

>>750164025
arent all those on nso tho, and galaxy is on like 3 rereleases at this point
which of the 3 marios you wanted to play on the switch?

>>750148759
tendies just keep getting RAPED

>>750164024
Holy delusional

>>750164024
Genshin outsold Zelda's entire lifetime revenue hundreds of times over.

>>750150153
how fired and legally ruined is that dev?

>>750165603
Not at all. SmileBASIC on 3DS also had an exploit (smilehax)

>>750158589
They even locked that shit down, ridiculous.

>>750158531
>technically AI is required to refuse answering illegal related questions
Reverse-engineering is legal no matter what your cucked jewish EULAs say

>>750148759
Great, now I’ll have to install system updates every day as Nintendo struggles to stop this.

>>750163507
Are you using an emu that has been updated in at least the past 3 years? There is no reason you shouldn't be getting 4K 60FPS.

>>750155418
>turn off auto update
Do I actually need to toggle off the "Software auto-updates" setting if I'm using 90DNS?

>>750148759
So realistically how long before a working emulator?

>>750165603
>revenue
you know what genshit and hoyo in general also did? effectively crash the entire chink gachaslop market by speedrunning the AAA budgets problem the westoids had over 2 decades in just 3 or so years

>>750166932
Recomps will come first at this rate.

>>750152398
I'm not a hater, I just want to see tendies on suicide watch

>>750168693
This. Nothing gets me harder than seeing smug tendies get absolutely raped

>>750168693
>>750168961
i heard the same the last 3 or so userland exploits, including the one found a week after the console launched
wheres the CFW?

>>750168693
>>750168961
What's the source of this monkey behavior?

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>>750149062
i admire your conviction anon

>>750152398
Nothing else to play on PC. Google "Star Citizen" if you want to see the state of PC exclusives.

>>750169690
PC doesn't need exclusives because every game belongs to PC.

>>750166404
Nah, Nintendo will simply brick hacked consoles just like they do with hacked Switch 1s

Hacked Switch 1s can't go online or risk the Nintendo banhammer

If Nintendo truly hates hacked Switch 2s they'll do a stealth chip upgrade like they did to curb Switch 1 hacking, only early Switch 2s will be hackable or something

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snoys this is (You)

>>750152486
Yes. We have both vanilla and chocolate waifus in Fortunes Weave, it’s great.

>>750148759
Why'd you buy an old tablet instead of something actually powerful?

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>>750149062

>>750170595
Post 10 white girls from the game.

>>750166518
you can't avoid shader compilation stutter no game runs smooth in an emulator. It's impossible

>>750171203
So you're just an asshurt tendie regurgitating shit you dont understand. Typical.

>>750171297
I'm sorry you're blind and can't see the stutters while emulating switch

>>750169690
>Nothing else to play on PC
Europa Universalis IV is a PC exclusive. And one of the best games ever made.

Fuck you tranny

>>750171349
Im so sorry you have to literally make shit up to cope with emulation btfoing your console. Wait-no Im not. Cope.

>>750167279
this is a super interesting topic. is there a video on that? i was curious how that model was ever sustainable.

>>750161685
>those replies
Tendies are at barganing already? Did I miss the angry shitstorms and catalog spamming or are they skipping entire stages now?

I have never seen an emulator gamer post a screenshot of a game outside the title screen

>>750172096
You should see the Famitsu trannies. They aren't taking the news well and are coping hard. You love to see it!

>>750161782
>millions
more like no one now LMAO

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>>750172245
Ok here's my endgame party in SMT 5 on Ryujinx

Yes, we emulator gamers actually play our games

>>750170664
>actually powerful
you do realize there's a chip crisis right now that's making most powerful devices expensive right now, right?

>>750172820
>right now
Shouldnt have waited

>>750171349
I just started Dread and I'm playing at 4K 120FPS with Metroid Fusion suit mods. No stutters. I'm using newest Eden. Maybe there is a cache pipeline setting that it has.
I do remember older emulators and when I had a shittier computer that being a problem. I'm thinking CEMU for BoTW though. Also Yuzu/Ryujinx around ToTK time.

>>750172245
>>750172723
>paycattle has no response

>>750171837
>implying eceleb goyim will ever admit japan won even in gachaslop
lol, videos on this will never be a thing
its basically impossible to talk about chinks blindly throwing money and manpower at the problem when jp gacha keeps making far better profits for less budget total
the cope of "akshually japan can get away with that because they already have established IPs and their fans are cultists" also got blown out of the water with uma musume

>>750149654
"Kill yourself" fags on suicide watch.

>>750149062
I kneel

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>>750152398
I don't hate nintendo but I'm a freetard

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>>750169690
>nothing else to play
>on pc
>cherrypicking slop
try harder, tendie

>>750150567
you can still buy the game if you look for it under the news section

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>>750150153
404 smug wario made me lol

AI pakis being the best anti-piracy force by constantly getting exploits nuked before they amount to anything sounds extremely funny.

Funny thing is that more progress would be made if people knew how to shut up.

>>750179636
attentionwhores will be attentionwhores

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>game about learning to code for yourself is the entry point for AI-codes hax
Amusing.

>>750180237
>is the entry point for AI-codes hax
was

>>750181351
Latefag malding lmao
Should've acted quicker

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why do nintendo haters want to play nintendo games so much?

>>750149062
Holy based, and I don't even play video games.

>>750182501
They're just that good.

reminder, disconnect ethernet in dock, disable auto updates, and delete your wifi. nintendo does auto updates if it can.

>>750182501
It makes t endies seethe

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>>750152398
I like their games but I'm not going to pay $80 for them

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wake me up when theres firmware and game dumps (decrypted)

Are there any good actual write ups on it by people who actually know what they're talking about? When it was revealed they said something like they can mod games and do homebrew but that's it, no piracy or dumping files. Now that the news is out everyone's naturally claiming we're getting piracy, source ports and emulation soon.

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>ps5 and switch 2 jailbreak in the same month
>use PC to send payloads to PS5 for free games, even gta6 probably
it's a good day to have a PC.

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>>750148759

>>750149062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BupglHdtM

If this results in actual progress on an emulator then it'll save me having to buy a whole console for the remake of a game I already bought 27 years ago. Nice.

it would be hilarious if we got a switch 2 emulator or decomp switch 2 games out of this, even before an on-switch jailbreak.

>>750183260
>no kernel exploit
keep waiting another 10 years

>>750183904
At this rate, it seems more like 10 more days

>>750185041
I Would Not Count On It

Expert Hackers Knew Of The Exploit For Over A Year

In That Time, No Man, No AI Could Figure How To Escalate It To System Level

Still Hasn't

>>750185041
Ten days for a KERNAL exploit? lmao, it's not even guaranteed no matter how much you smash your head into the wall.

>>750166932
Never
>>750168563
ha

>>750166338
>Reverse-engineering is legal no matter what your cucked jewish EULAs say
It is illegal to decrypt software.

>>750186757
I'm not tho, Claude is.

>>750179189
oy vey gevalt

>>750185234
I didn't know Kanaya browsed 4chan.

>>750152398
Have you seen hardware prices in Brazil? Either way any Switch 2 hack will be useless for 90% of /v/ users because they can't afford a Switch 2 to begin with. They're sitting on GTX 1060s and waiting for an emulator.

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>>750152398
I dont hate Nintendo.
I just want free games.

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Considering buying a Switch2 in an hour on my work break.
I dont know if thats a good idea though. The kernel level exploit might never come.
At the same time, I had an early Switch1 and it let me roll with the emunand for ages and I got my moneys worth out of it.

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>>750161685
impossible to tell.
this exploit was considered a stepping stone for deeper stuff.
the attention whore who released it kinda fucked with hackers plans. might be a legit set back.

but we really cant know. the big crack could come out today, it could take years.

>>750161782
retarded+brown

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>>750162629
install an FTP client on your switch, retard.

>>750152398
Consoles deserve to get fucked and games, no matter how shitty, deserve to be preserved. Simple as that.
Bonus that it makes absolute retards seethe their brains out and scummy corporations shit themselves. If neither of them like it, move to a real platform that isn't designed exclusively just to fuck its users.

>>750152907
>he says as PC users have machines that are worth vastly more than their DRM tablet
I have an RTX 6000 Pro and 128gb of RAM.
The Switch 2 and its games are overpriced garbage because they aren't worth what they're asking for. Modern Nintendo sucks ass and is a soulless husk of its former self.

>>750157250
Tendies genuinely act like that. They will twist themselves into pretzels and say whatever stupid shit pops into their head to try and cope and soothe their butthurt or attack whatever they perceive as "enemies".

>>750148759
Does this mean we'll get something like Yuzu or Ryujin for Switch 2? Or could those already play Switch 2 games? I didn't really keep up with it. Yuzu got shut down but I remember Ryujin still worked.

I actually loved Switch emulation, not only could I play Switch games for free on PC, but they ran at 60 FPS with better visuals.

I just wanna play fates weaver

>>750188920
Not for the time being. It's system level and can't bypass anything or dump games, assets or system files. It just seems to be able to run Homebrew and mod games.

There's a chance it turns into something, but some tard needed his 15 seconds of fame and Nintendo now knows about the vulnerability The chance of that happening is low, but not out of the question. We don't know what kind of security Nintendo has behind this point and I'd wager to guess they learned from the Switch's mistakes.

Ignore faggots saying there's an emulator, vibe coded PC ports or any form of piracy on the way. Chances are slim, but not zero.

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>PS5 and Switch 2 jailbroken in the same month
AI is kino.
I expect we will have a fully functional emulator within a month, the PS5 emu is already at like 90% efficiency within 2 weeks of vibe coding.

>>750170445
his hands arent even small.

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>>750172245
this is the weirdest cope that started getting repeated online.
at this point you can be sure that most classics were finished more often on emulators than on original hardware.

>>750188920
>Does this mean we'll get something like Yuzu or Ryujin for Switch 2? Or could those already play Switch 2 games?
lol
lmao even
TLDR: not even close, in fact this set back the cfw and emulation progress on the switch 2 from anywhere from 5 to 10 years (so the ETA is now anywhere from 15 to 20 years, if you're lucky), even with AI power accounted for, because the fucking morons blew a pretty big exploit to brag about playing as peter griffin in MKW

actually it sets it back six gorillion years.

>>750152398
It's about playing other games on the nintendo computer not playing nintendo games on another computer

>>750189518
Holy cope.

>>750152398
if I hate nintendo I get to play their games for free

>>750189984
they blew it for console cucks. pc chads eating good off the emulators