>yeah bro let's play one more match of Deadlock >queue up>these are your teammates for the night>they both go 0-11 the first 10 minutesI finally get Twilight, bros.
>>750156076>ntr shit
>>750156076where fish girl?
>>750156076Abrams fucked both, btw.
>>750156076Bro Silver doesnt have tits that big
>>750156429"They'll be coming for this dick sooner or later."
>>750156076Masoq's futa art is hot but i hate how he fabricates the Magik x Luna Snow narrative and bunch of people thought they are an ebstablished couple in the comics or someshit.
>>750156429Everyone loves blue Hellboy daddy.
>>750156417gill-woman?
I want to hop on Deadlock. Will people be toxic cunts like LoL was when I was learning? Am I going to be threatened with reports as I learn the game
NEW YORK WILL BE MINA
>>750157325You might run in to one or two but right now the playerbase is pretty quiet
>>750157325nobody barely talks and it doesn't matter. In standard the only thing that matters is if the RNG favors you enough to matchmake you with actual players and not with a full party of people with 1 game that don't know how to play or with literal bots that do nothing. Just hop in
I dont understand art making Silver roided when shes lanky in game
>>750157325People generally avoid talking now since the game has an awful automated reporting system where if you get reported enough you get automatically comms banned
>>750157774damn, as a TF2 player I genuinely thought Valve was cooler than that.
>>750158518They've had this in Dota 2 for years.
>>750157343>NEW YORK IS MY BREEDING GROUNDWhoah...
>>750157325>Will people be toxic cunts like LoLlollmao even
>>750157325You won't be threatened with reports but expect teammates to rage often especially if you're new and get confused on where to go after lane. It's not every game but 1/3rd involve at least two people talking shit which often snowballs into back and forth dickwaving and pausing right before dropping the patron to talk shit. Just mute everyone and communicate through pings unless you're playing ranked.
I require hag
I got baited by all the hype only to realise this game is dominated by insane movement creep. Literally everyone is zooming and flying around like crazy. There are better games to play. The characters aren't that interesting either, people are just starved for half decent designs because new games suck ass right now.
>>750156076im not playing another moba. im good bro
>>750157343>NEW YORK WILL BE MINAHAH!
>>750156076Don't play multislop. And definitely don't play MOBA without a full premade.
stop playing mobas
RELEASE THE RISK OF RAIN MODE HOTPOO
>>750157325I played five games with a friend who's new to the game and only one person other than me used their mic the entire time (not counting my friend I was in Discord with).
>>750157325If anyone gets mad at you the meta is to get them comm banned so most people will either act normal or be quiet.
>>750157325you might get called a slur or two which is finethat's how the internet used to be, people vented their frustration and you were free to insult them back so both parties could be happyrather than the toxic positivity enforced by companies these days where you just have to seethe silently without correcting retards making niggerbrained plays and who will continue to do so since nobody can call them out on it
>>750160567I don't know anything about this rain of hot poo, but I certainly don't want to risk it releasing.
>>750157325>get in game>mute all>just playits really that easy
>>750160027>There are better games to playsuch as
>>750161203>he thinks he's "correcting" themYou're invariably bitching about shit that doesn't matter during the laning phase (in a game where the laning phase doesn't matter) and creating the one situation where it makes a difference because the team gets distracted by you being a faggot.
>>750156076FIX STREET BRAWL YOU FUCKING CUNTSFIX IT>Every enemy team is Paige, Rat King, Solomon, an Danny>AoE slop all over the fucking floor>I random Warden or some other bottom 3 piece of shit Brawl hero
>>750161725You forgot violet, the true aids of street brawl and what made me stop wanting to play the modeI've never seen a less fun hero to play against in a mode like that
>>750156076Everyone in the game seems to hate each other. lol
>>750161937Basically every new hero they added is terrible for the mode. Even Harrow, her ultimate is fucking insane. I am tired of these massive ultimates and AoEs that just fuck over one lane. This is in addition to no changes to heroes like Paige, Graves, and Celeste who fuck it up too. AND you still have shit like>Oh, they got rescue beam enhanced round 1or>Oh, random hero got Seraphim Wings and is now unkillableor>Shrink Ray when we have M1 charactersREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be Victor, a tall, brooding guy with eyeliner and a mysterious, sad past>all the girls get their panties wet and flirt with youExplain
>street brawl
>>750161441There's actually an option in the settings to disable text chat. That will get rid of the majority of shitters you deal with in games because keyboard warriors never have anything useful to say.I've only had to mute a couple people for voice comms and that was because they were being whiny bitches (they were feeding which means they can't be the main character)
>>750162179>street brawI
>>750156429Ixians mog, how can humancels even hope to compete...
>>750157325how about you grow a spine faggot
>>750162126Harrow is probably annoying af too (haven't played it since her release) but at least her ult can be cucked by stuff like knockdown. And unlike Violet she's quite a lot weaker when her ult is down.Violet I literally have no answer, the fun is just over when she drops the ult and the cooldown gets way too fucking low
>>750162141He's tall, muscular, mysterious, and someone they can 'fix', that's literally the female heartthrob trope
>>750162620also physical imposing and violent towards women. That gets foids squirting
>>750162585Yes, and it seems like every Violet lucks into Duration items and you get hit for like a 5-6 silence if you dare to move.
>>750162703*chokes you against the wall while growling and his eyes darkening
>>750162126Graves Ult gets nerfed in brawl every update. At this point it has half the up time and isn't even worth investment anymore
>>750161725>FIX STREET BRAWL YOU FUCKING CUNTS>FIX ITthey did, it's called standard mode
>>750162971Even if you don't count her ultimate (which is still good) her wall and skulls are insane. I guess she got a bit worse though given that Danny is in every single game and he just flies around not caring about the wall.
>>750163052What do I play for fixed standard mode?
>they feed me
How long until the item rework this fucking content drought is unbearable
>>750163462December :)
>>750163576AAAAA YOSHI WHAT ARE YOU DOINGYOU'VE GIVEN US LITERALLTY NOTHING FOR TEN YEARS
>>750163462Anyone else a bit terrified of the item rework update?Do we know how elaborate it's going to be? Because "rework" sounds lit it's going to be fucking elaborate and relearning the map feels miniscule to having to relearn the fucking items.
>>750163749ENTER
>>750156303>>ntr shitwdym, legit asking, I don't play deadlock
>>750156076Theyre both looking at Venator
>>750161725>Paige on the other team>die>"wtf killed me?">look at death recap>1800 damage from paige's dragon fire >the one that I saw her use 20 seconds ago, consciously turned my camera to look at it, and moved my character out of>I was in it for my 2 seconds topsfuck this overtuned bitch
>>750157325Well you're already playing another form of MOBA so you're already playing with people who tilt too easily.Might as well mute till you get a handle on the game
>>750159869I really, really like that they went for the angle that she is overtly heroic, noble, and morally righteous. In the same genre as Venator and Warden. It's a cool route to go with her where she's very abrasive and cold but solely motivated by helping others and obviously cares a whole lot about everybody she comes across. She mogs all of the other characters in this set so hard in every way. One of the coolest characters in the game, now.
>valve trying to decide wtf shiv is
>>750164843He's a were-gorilla (or wererilla, if you will).It's why he monkey
>>750164718I love how Harrow was clearly written by a man while Violet was probably some femoids OC selfinsert
>>750164298Why are evil and messy women always chasing after righteous men?
are any of this game's characters wife material?
>>750164972I find it really annoying that Violet's writer seems to write both sides of interactions for her because even Harrow's dialogue with Violet had to involve a hamster with a retarded name even though she had no reason to know it given the contextThe game would genuinely improve with Violet just taken out and reworked for later, both in gameplay and writing
>>750164459>she threw another one 8 seconds later that you missed because you were too busy le epic teamfighting the abramscongratulations you played yourself
>>750165087"Wife material" (I'm guessing you mean pure virgin maidens who are submissive to men) females do not go into dangerous situations.
>>750165087AHEM
>>750163749As long as they keep item names simple like they are now I don't really care. I'm gonna be real pissed if I start seeing shit like "Gleipnir" or whatever the fuck random names they come up with for Dota.
>>750164459Also the graphic definitely goes away before the DoT does AND the graphic does not match the AoE. I love walking forward when the dragon fire finally goes away only to eat damage anyways
deadlock would be a lot better if it wasn't a moba
>>750165437PvE mode and custom game support soon
>>750165278Paradox is so cringe despite how cool her design and gameplay is.
>>750165437street brawl is fun enough for me. i wish we had some kind of open server deathmatch mode for when you wait in queue. would be great if it let you buy items for free to test builds against other players.
>>750156076i'm getting tired of youfaggots posting minakys
>literally just a shitter version of dotahow is this game popular again?
>>750165278LOL
>>750164459That ability is bugged af. I can see I'm not standing in it and I still here the "tick tick tick" damage sound. I'm guess the graphic of it just doesn't update when she gets range expansions
>>750165602There are unironic Haze 1v1 duel servers lmao
>>750163749Flavor-wise, I think the items are weird because half of them don't feel like items at all, they feel more like superpowers or boons. Which is fine if that's what Valve wants to go for, but I think it's a missed opportunity because "the occult" is all about actual items: cursed artifacts, lucky charms, pagan recipes, ancient relics, ritual garbs. Mechanically items right now just exist as "you can buy literally any buff you want" and I think that's just a weird side effect of being in beta, it makes sense they'd whittle them down into things that feel like real magic items.But I think it's possible they take it a step further. They might get rid of the current shop and instead place shops all around the map that each sell their own items. You know, like in a city. So there might be a gun shop on the Broadway side of Haunted Lot and a furniture store between China Town and the Theater. I know that sounds crazy, but people were excited to see the Broker because they really wanted a Secret Shop, but there's a lot of kinda' dead spots on the map that could hold shops. And with how mobile characters are in Deadlock, it isn't that much of a hassle to have to cross the map to get a cool item. It also just suits the setting better. In Dota, it makes sense a merchant sits in base and sells you most things, while the others have to be found in the woods. That's very fantasy-like. But this game has an urban setting and in modern business specialization is key.I know this sounds crazy, but it's what I would do if I were making the game from the ground up, and I don't know what else an "item rework" is supposed to entail.
>>750162141He is good looking, polite and full of "I can fix him" energy
>>750156429Don't call me Abrams
>>750165087I'm a big fan of hags so I love Geist and Harrow, but I think Vindicta is probably the most waifu material of my favorites. Vyper has my favorite personality, but she's a disaster and a psycho so I'd probably pass on marriage. I like Haze a lot as well, and she might be a sort of safe bet since she's a glowie.
>>750165723Cooler roster than Dota.
>>750162141>polite>tall>absolutely jacked>has his own demons but not enough that make him unapproachable >friendly but not overtly so he doesn't come on too strong>conventionally attractive>willing to do and try things a guy might not typically care for (seeing one of Mina's shows for example)You gotta start talking to more people, anon. Victor is a bro-tier chick magnet.
>>750165906>Need to buy an important item for your build>It's available in China Town but you're playing on Archmother sideCool idea but I don't think they'd want people to have to invade the other team's jungle to buy their items.
>>750166128whast tshi
>>750166035>but she's a disaster and a psycho so I'd probably pass on marriagecoward
>>750156076Mina owns me daily blowjobs.
>>750166217Look, if I could get some sort of magical guarantee that she won't stab me to death over some petty argument or betray me I might go for it even knowing she's a huge slut. Without that though, realistically, she's either killing me or divorcing me for half my property in short order.I wonder what human/Vyper hybrids would look like.
They're going to rewrite Violet, right?
>>750166728She's very likely someone on the team's self insert, so I'm rather doubtful. They sort of listened to us on their forums when we complained about the visual changes they were going to do to Harrow, although they went with a combined new and old look instead of a full walkback. So maybe complain about her somewhere they'll actually hear it.
>>750166128Does this account for the new heroes
i started playing the game like last night, played maybe 4 or 5 games, and like... this seems like a game that is exactly like LOL:where you should never play it, only watch porn of it.
>>750166936>>750166728this is the same valve that completely scrapped neon primethis might be the very first hero that had as much negative reception to her writingi trust shell get changes along the way
>>750156429Let's see what this dick can do>John Deadlock
trannyslop
>>750160217RISE UP AND TAKE WHAT YOU DESERVE
>>750166456The bigger question is: Would she lay eggs or just live-birth them?
>>750167205Vipers don't lay eggs. Fun fact. That's also why they're called vipers.>viviparous=live birth>vi...par
>>750167205Some reptiles do like a pseudo live birth where the eggs stay inside them and hatch, but they are minority. I think there are even some reptiles that have actual live births too.>>750167394Is it really live birth or ovoviviparity though?
>>750167460Does it really matter when the end result is a baby snake exiting the cloaca?
>>750162141It doesnt even make sense since he's literally stitched bodies. Real girls wouldnt be into that
>>750167650It does for the sake of classification and accuracy. The mechanics are different internally which will be of interest to some.
>>750167673>real girls wouldn't be into monster menErrm, umm, Anon? Check the women's fantasy romance book section.
Why are people attracted to rat king...Is there a single fucking design furries wont like
>>750167673>implying that doesn't mean there's a high chance his creator stitched a huge cock on Victor>>750167825He's a rat, so already popular. He has a funny accent. He's fun. And the potential of hung cock.
>>750167825Gay people have poor taste, rats can be pretty sexy though.
>>750167825>>750168018Rats are sexy. They have huge balls (for their size)!
Deadlock is probably an ok game.But its a MOBA aka the worst genre of all time.So nope.Dota 2 is kind of fun to watch (TI), but its hell to play solo with randos.This is the same
>>750167825I'm not gay nor a furry but even I knew instantly he was designed to appeal to gay furries. Look at him
I don't know how to play DL.
>>750156076I want to marry that thing on the left, and put a stake through the heart of that thing on the right
>>750165087Paige and Vindicta are probably the most actual quality wife material picks, you just have to put up with Vindicta wanting to shoot people that's actually a bonus though. Mina if you're into total bratty bitches. Silver if you're into disastrous alcoholics that probably fuck like crazy. Celeste if you don't mind tattoos and glitter. And Graves if you're into bratty teens.
>>750168260Sorry, Anon, but she only likes BBC (Big Blue Cock).
>>750156913>That dick will belong to Paradox!
>>750167924>>750167673I like the theory that Victor's creator is a lonely femcel gooner that made him to be her perfect husbando.
>>750168370>his mother wants to fuck himThis will make him even hotter to the gals.
>>750168291She also hits on Venator DOUGH
>>750156076If Mina is Edward/Edythe and Silver is Jacob/Julie who is the Bella/Beau of deadlock?
>>750163749broker made me optimistic
>>750168463I know the answer, but you won't want to hear itPocket
>>750164972This
>>750159869Doesn't she also titmogs everyone else by a landslide or was that just clothes?
>>750163749Violet having mobility as a stolen attribute, along with gun, spirit and vitality, leaves the door open to the update being the separation of mobility items from vitality into their own category.The existence of Golden Goose Egg also suggests that we might be getting actual consumable items for supports.
>>750168758I'd fuck pocket if he put on a dress, no homo.
>still no lolisEven Dota has loli Pugna...
needs updating
>>750169224You can turn Graves into Loli Pugnahttps://gamebanana.com/mods/700539
>>750169448Keeping the dream alive
the powercreep is too high
>>750169448She's never becoming a thing, is she?
>>750169937So fucked too because valve knows she exists and even referenced her
>stupid stacy ass vampire
>>750169224I feel like a creepy psychic little girl or one that's possessed by an evil spirit feels like a shoe-in. Yes, I know that's just an Annie/Scylla rip-off but it's kind of a MOBA staple at this point, just like having a Sun Wukong and a guy that throws hooks at you.
>>750156429I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU!YOU'RE NOT READY TO FACE SOMEONE LIKE ME!RRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!DON'T BOTHER GETTING UP.
When I installed Deadlock, I got the strongest deja vu.>you have no impact on the game>the match is decided during the laning phase and then you're on rails for 30 more minutes>close matches are rare, both wins and losses are steamrollsThe assfaggots phase of my life is behind me. Thank god.
>>750170726>>you have no impact on the gameNGMI if you aren't playing as either Victor or an m1 carry like Wraith
>>750170860no, I'm gonna go play CS where people die when I click on their heads
>>750156076I'm still pretty new to the game. I won my lane and used my ult to run the urn down the map, then the other team quit en masse (except for the Vindicta). Is that normal? I've only really played against bots, so I didn't think the early laning phase was that important.
>>750169334>shiv mentioned To new, back when I started shiv was not out yet
>>750168463I still don't get it. If they were all just coomers I'd get it.But is the thought of getting eaten or tortured by a vampire supposed to be arousing? The sex is the only good thing here. But the rest of the baggage is a hard nope
>>750171050It's very abnormal, usually the laning phase barely matters unless you stomp in all three and teams win from behind all the time
>>750157325It's a valve game. Salty niggers only exist in ranked, and they in turn get pushed down to low priority just like in Doter.Besides the game is still new and everybody else is picking it up for the first time just like you, I don't think you need to worry if you don't understand what's going on or what you're supposed to do or how any of the mechanics work because the rest of the players are probably worried about the same thing.I will say that spending a couple hours playing against bots and using the "Explore New York" feature is very helpful. Also, remember to look up.
>mina still wanna hop on his dick after his dad denounced him and made him a poor street bumWhats the appeal?
>>750171391It's they/them
>>750157774>>750158518It's not as automated as you'd think, hell some games you get people trying to rp as their character in chat. That's why you keep doorman banned.
>>750171534It's they because his dick is massive enough to count as another person.
>>750164843I thought he was a monkey man like Krill
>>750169448I'll take a crack addict
>>750170726Nah lanes don't matter, they just determine how long it'll be before you get to fuck off and nog through the streets, breaking and killing everything you see while occasionally fighting the other team.
>>750156076sex with vindicta
>>750165174>Seven saying "fair enough"that shit really killed me
>>750170101>referenced herreally? Where?
>>750171391Pretty boy, he has money.
>>750156076Kiss and marry Silver
>>750172153She's literally perfect
>>750157325yes but the game is new and still in closed beta so who cares everyone is learning
>>750171391She's got a crippling case of oneitis
>>750170101I quit Dota a long time ago, they added references to Loli Pugna?
>>750161203shit talking is one thing, call me a niggerfaggot that's cool, raging that I'm 0-X because I am not good and rallying everyone to obliterate my account isn't cool.
>>750172324Isnt mina a gold digging slut with a 4 digit sex count?Or is all that just a ruse and she is actually some pure maiden who believes in true love
>>750171534Does anyone in the game ever actually refer to pocket as they or them? I only ever heard characters refer to him by his name.
>>750172440>Isnt mina a gold digging slut with a 4 digit sex count?No, she's a gold digging bitch with a 1 digit sex countShe got hooked up with Pocket for the money and fame, then he got shot, then she cried to her parents about it and they had her turned into a vampire instead
>>7501724409 inch fairfax cockWhy do you think danny is so loyal?
>>750172440Mina is a brat who's parents pay for everything including her own embrace to vampirism, so yes she is a virgin.https://youtu.be/KOmqjMu1JxA?t=12
>>750172756Blue cock
>>750171391They/Them cock goes crazy.
>>750172651Not on my watch.
>>750172968All women were made for The Lash's Big Hairy Cock!
>>750172756Pocket cock
>>750165087For me? Vyper :)
who is the baddest bitch I can play
>>750165087Silver (needs some fixing)Ivy, 100%Harrow if you're a particular kind of person
>>750160447Bro I miss rage comics
>>750173272Watch as I squeeze children from this stone
>>750172440>pocket finally put their dick inside mina in canon>her demeanor changes 180 and turns from a bratty rich girl to a classy upper class wife whose nice to othersWould this be kino?
Thoughts on the new Vyper model?
>>750173045Excuse you, the Lash was made for Vyper
>>750173736>LegsNo.
it will take a lot for valve to top her
>>750172365>>750172128This was back when Valve released a patch entirely written in emojis as a shitpost. Heroes had emoii combinations to signify what they were.Pugna? Well look at the middle line and see the series of emojis connected.
>>750174018It's alright, if they won't I will
>>750174034Until they make that one drawfag comic canon I won't believe it
>>750173736>Fan RedesignIt looks ok but the legs are goofyI'm not sure about the logic of "bolas petrify, so she throws medusa hair snakes", but its different
>>750171236Is the ideia of having a girl be obsessed with you in a way that isn't just a generic yandere with mental issues, is why the whole Malfoid thing also became popular
>>750174018Literally what did valve mean by this animation?
>>750174018i'll top her myself, just put us in the same room
>>750174236She literally calls it the gorgon special
I thought Baba, Solomon, and Rat Fuck were bad enough. The addition of the last 2 characters completely slopified the game.
>>750171391Mina only wants it because he doesn't.As soon as Pocket is into it Mina's out.
Is Harrow a virgin?
>>750174018>>750174339this is how they push air bubbles out of a syringe so they don't inject them into veins, not an innuendo for (You)r dick
>>750174649>she's a nurseWhat do you think
>>750171391Do people even wants to fuck with Mina?Sure she is conventionally attractive but her personality is one of the worst in gaming history.She might as well be a desperate femcel that just wanna find herself a man before hitting the 30s
>>750174794I fucking love that Mina is such a fucking evil bitch>>750174673Yeah okay
Whos the Deadlock equivalent?
>>750174673Imagine if it was your dick though.She playfully taps your cockhead until it spurts a bit then squeezes your balls while fingering you ass.
>>750174857Celeste
>slopifies your game
>>750174857Probably that artist girl, but I could be wrong considering I've never played Deadlock
>>750174857Violet without a doubt, it's not even closeThe retards saying Celeste are deluded, and I don't even like Celeste
>>750174794>Sure she is conventionally attractive but her personality is one of the worst in gaming history.She's really bratty and it turns me on when characters call her down. She needs correction
>>750165087vindicta is
>>750175664Fairfax cock will fix that attitude
>>750175815t. Danny
>>750174857I have no idea who seraphine is, I know nothing about modern league and I dont know what they do in game, but VioletShe's just as bad as Violet, I dare say Violet is worse
>>750175884>danny and maxmillian trying to get pocket to impregnate mina so fairfax industries could have an actual proper heir
>>750176298So you think Deadlock follows World of Darkness rules for Vampires? Mina is not a fucking undead as far as we know so we could impregnate her.
Victor has been removed for pressing ceremonial reasons
>>750164048artist looks like ratatatat74, who does a bunch of ntr art
>>750176402Even if she is undead fairfax finds a way
>>750174857>0/10 skill floor character that exists only so ekittens can play the game and find simpsPaige or Rem
>>750176496that is... not ratatatat74 bro, or is it?anyway, one of my favorite artists
This game was ass until I bought knockdown. I now see how important it is to buy active items. I think I need to explore the map more to figure out all the different places that Lash will jump up to before using his faggotstomp attack.
>>750161203God I don't know what I hate more about this shit1) That it's patently wrong. Shitmins on community servers always slapped your ass hard over the naughtiest things until you found the 1/100 server where people were chill2) That you were so desperate to immediately try to validate yourself but dumping your purse out at the slightest chance to vent about how you wish things were
>>750176402They seem to at least follow conventional vampire rules like fire, garlic, stakes (Venator's ult does more damage to vampires). I wonder if sunlight's an issue, because early Deadlock took place during the day.
>>750177371>13k damage victor in a 30 minute game>hasn't spent half his souls for some reason
I'm fishing for an invite. My friend code is 140659059
>>750177879I'm still pretty new to the game so give him the kid gloves for that.>>750177897You don't even need to do that, just get on the discussions board and a bot will hand you one for free.
>>750177053Rem and Paige aren't difficult, but they aren't that easy either. Rem needs a good grasp of macro and the capacity to actually use multiple active items. Three of Paige's spells are well telegraphed and easy to dodge. Her squishy-ness, lack of escape and girlfriend character theming combines so that so much as leaving your base as Paige is like being a rotisserie chicken on the floor of a packed dog kennel. To play her well you need to be able to not feed, know how to use yourself as bait and when to turn and run enemies down with her xbox hueg heavy melee.
>>750161649This. "Correcting people" is rarely ever the reality. If you think you can actually entirely adjust their strategy mid-game, then you suffer from a mix of flat insanity and massively overinflated ego. The amount of info people can parse and integrate mid-match is minimal and relies on a degree of trust/faith, and you gotta be fukken nuts if you think anyone's gonna pay special attention and surpass these issues just for what you, a total random, has to say.And it's not like telling them "they're a fucking retard" or "that doesn't work shithead" really works when they most likely already know it. They know it's not working because they're fucking dying. It's really just him venting about being a pissy little bitch because he's gonna lose, and that ends up dragging the whole team down because you might have been able to win with the team carrying the dead weight, but now everyone's fighting in the chat or choosing to not take it seriously anymore or whatever fukken else because of your faggy behavior.
>>750178029Sure, I'm not saying skill doesn't reward them.But in a game like deadlock where there's a huge skill and knowledge check to do even the most basic shit. These are the ones you can be relatively dog shit and just follow your lane mate around pushing buttons as they come up, and have some degree of success - like seraphine
>>750176496ratatatat74's art is 10x uglier. You should get your eyes checked bro.
>>750164718it sounds like they took inspiration from Florence Nightingale, which is appropriate
>>750178221yap
>>750178013Damn, that was fast.
this game is hell when you're new
I hope Deadlock becomes big so they'll make a single-player open-world sequel.
>>750179108Amazing setting wasted on a fucking ASSFAGGOTS with the camera tilted 90 degrees.
>queue>curbstomped by guy with 2000 hours on dota>queue>curbstomped by guy with 2000 hours on csgo>qurur>curbstomped by guy with 2000 hours on overwatchIs this game just getting stomped sim?
>>750178221Nah you're just a desperate maladjusted contrarian who thinks that shit is normalI've had games in the past where my whole team has adjusted when I politely suggested, then followed up with insistence and explanation>haze is fucking us>i go "we're gonna need some metal skins so we can kill her">team keeps going "metal skin is shit it's not gonna do anything">haze continues to fuck us so i insist again>"we need metal skins, we can win if we just kill her, she's the only one on their team who's actually doing anything, everyone buy metal skin and just fuck her up when she tries to ult">don't know whether they're just resigned to it and trying to get me to shut up or what, but 4 of them do buy metal skins>next mid fight, haze jumps in with ult expecting to annihilate us>everyone all pops metal skin and we just turn around and blast her>the rest of her team flops without her>we all push in and end with rejuv>"good fucking work guys gg" as an extra little bonus reward for themIt's normal for people to talk and listen and be social and try to help each other
>>750157325People usually are bitches that only flame as the game ends
>>750178221It really depends on the person, there is definitely a type that cannot take any form of criticism without deflecting, especially in a semi anonymous setting like gaming But there are also people who have some introspection and humility such that they can take advice
Weird how fast this game turned into the next valorant(gooner/weirdo playerbase )
>>750179994My post>getting people to adjust their ENTIRE strategy is an impossibility>totally just bitching them out is empty and vapid either>just being a verbose or whiney faggot is just full-fellatiating Your post>small, focused, constructive, polite advice on specific item buys actually worksConclusion: we are in agreement, you were just desperate to be a bitchy little preaching faggot, and talk way too much, leading me to ultimately discard your post, proving the essence of my post at the end.
>>750166936I don't mind the beauty mark but it's almost overkill
>>750180379Your post:>"Correcting people" is rarely ever the reality. My post:>Correcting and helping people is actually normal, you just live among russians/indians/americans/other demons who are ruled by their egos, and have began to interpret their behaviour as typical
>>750180494>"Correcting people" is rarely ever the reality>Correcting people is the realityThese strings are saying the same thing, but you still refuse to accept it because you're desperate for some kind of dunk in an argument that doesn't exist because we're in agreement.
>>750180693This is, presumably, why you need the last wordYou can have it if you just (You) me again
>>750180750>This is, presumably, why you need the last wordI'm just clarifying because you're still actively accusing me>You can have it if you just (You) me againAh, I see what's going onYou just want some (You)s, you dirty little slutCome on, it's Spooktober, say trick or treat before you go nom nom nom nom nom
>>750169052>the separation of mobility items from vitality into their own category.I've always felt like green was 2 different stats shoved into one.
>>750166035>Vindicta is probably the most waifu material of my favorites.She literally only cares about murder and carries around candid photos of those she's killed and stares at them with a smile. She's Vyper tier bro.
>>750165087Haze and Nurse Harrow.
>>750171970Vindicta bare legs gallery
WTF is France doing?
Silver sexo.
>>750182193Abrams's cocksleeve...
>>750180461no it's just right.
>Nurse harrow>Dr ludwigOh my god they are meant together
>>750181941ah but you see Monsieur you uuuuuh didn't get it right yes?It is a metaphor. We are eating loupgarou... werewolves uuh how do you say chatte... pussy! My garou wife is a beast Monsieur and she's constantly drag me home to uuuh rut.We had to buy another bed frames it has been the tenth time this month
>>750179767You honestly can't do shit if your team is garbage, what you have to do is quickly finish your lane and hope your team mate isn't shit so you can jump to the other lanes and help them.and then steal all the souls, grab every single soul bag possible to be the carry. I've had to do it for many games because there is just too many new players for the update and everyone is clueless.
>>750181941I love that line I was going to make a reference to it in a fic I was writing, but I couldn't find room for it sadly>“You, uh… You sure do drink a lot.” He observed.>“Yep. If I don’t, it doesn’t do shit to me.” She shrugged. “Werewolf.”>“Hm. You know, I read in the news the other day people in Paris eat werewolf meat. Like it’s a fad or something over there.”>“The hell? God, I hate the fuckin’ French,” Silver's face contorted with affront. “I should get on a goddamn airship over there and take a bite outta them, see how they like it…”
>>750183092Xir this isn't /vg/ we're capable of feeling cringe and shame here
>teammates take my kills aka steal my money like a bunch of african niggers>avoid teammates as a direct response to their nigger-like behaviour>they somehow lose the game and have a meltyi dont get it
What are the body(sex) counts of the female heroes?
>>750183356Confirmed virgins = Mina and Harrow
>>750183356>BabaTens of thousands>CalicoAssassian so at least 30>CelesteHundreds>Graves0, maybe 1 from apollo>Haze20 but from the dream stuff>HollidayAt least 5 from her previous marriages>GeistCountless >McginnisToo autistic to have any>MinaToo bitchy to have any, pretends its in the hundreds >HarrowCountless>PaigeEither 0 or astronomical, no in between>Silver30-more>VindictaToo busy killing to have any>VioletWhore>Vyper Has her own word for how many men one fucked>wraithPaid with her body a few times when she lost>YamatoToo ugly
>>750183356Mina is definitely bluffing
why does this game attract so many tranny coomers?
>>750183607Why are they all sluts....
>>750183747Hero shooter audience methinks. The issue is mostly contained on NA servers thankfully, Dotard ziggers keep the streets clear on EU.
>>750174794>Desperate hag who acts like she's better than youAnd you don't wanna fuck the bitch out of her?
>>750183356only the ones who've been in an actual relationships probably had sex
>>750183979She is not a hag yet though
I feel bad for people who suddenly feel like Warden has a purpose now that they hotfixed his ult to make him immune to Harrows. He's still absolutely power crept to shit. Its sort of pathetic to see
>>750156076>1/7 as Abrams for 30 minutes>Get enough items>Later become an unkillable power house that Vindicta and Yamato can make plays wuth>The extremely fed Drifter that was kicking everyone's ass gets his ass kicked instead>Go 8/8/16 or 26 and win the gameGod I love Abrams. I just need to land 2 and heavy melee to win any engagement.
>>750156429JOE IS GONNA FUCK YOUJOE IS GONNA FUCK YOU
>remove Pocket or stop with the "they" non-binary bullshit >remove Violet or fire her voice actor and change her personality so that she doesn't feel like a 21st century striver asian>make Calico less uglyI will now play your game
>>750169769harrow requires a lot of timing and aim
>>750184547and if they don't you'll stick to some gachas right
>>750184702I don't play gacha I'm not a gook
>>750184752you sound like one, make me laugh and tell me the games you play
>Deadlock finally finished dropping its current batch of heroes>suddenly rumours of HLX(HL3) start drumking up at Valve againchrist this company is actually gonna drop two bombs
>>750184770I mainly do furry roleplay on VRChat and throw rocks at birds
>>750184831they saw the current state of vidyas and knew they had to step up
>>750184831>redefine both single player AND multiplayer live service games in the same time frameImagine.
>>750184547Pocket's pronoun shit is retarded but it rarely comes up and is easy to ignore for now.Violet is pretty dogshit and by far the worst written character added to the game. Everyone needs to send feedback to tell whoever wrote her to knock it off.Calico's design is vestigial from Neon Prime like Yamato's, they'll fix it™.
>>750184973>Pocket's pronoun shit is retarded but it rarely comes up and is easy to ignore for now.Sure, that's how it always starts. >Calico's design is vestigial from Neon Prime like Yamato's, they'll fix it™.Will they? I wasn't aware that Calico was slated for any sort of real rework. I didn't mention Yamato or Viscous or Sinclair or blahblah because I'm fully aware they're not finished yet, but I assumed Calico is pretty much done aside from minor touchups. If she gets a new haircut then that alone would make her significantly less hideous.
>>750184973wraiths writing is nearly as bad as violets and in such a similar way that im almost positive that the same person is responsible for both
>>750157325You might meet a sperg every other game, personally I never had that issue and I started playing since 5 months ago.
Does the doorman have a penis?
reminder your towers will never activate the protection or attack the enemy heroes
>>750185208You can come to my hotel to find out, sweety.
>>750157325No, because Valve has cucked out and now you can get a 30 day comms ban if you say anything other than HR speak. The glory days of TF2 are long gone.
>>750176496No, this is the artist who started the Malfoid thing.
>>750185208If the dead brother theory is true yeah
How the fuck do we have Violet in the same patch as Nurse Harrow?The latter is such a good character of a genuinely caring nurse who is very stern and takes her job deadly seriously, character traits that are very hard to write without going overboard on one of them... then we have the former which is just such a nothing of a character.
>>750183092>Silver's face contorted with affront.
>>750185102Wraith at the very least, despite my own hatred of her, has an occupation that fits in with the grimy part of New York alongside something that screams occult (The wooden arms that she controls while her own arms are in her pockets).Violet may have the artist part, but not really the type of artist in grimy down town New York, and doesn't have anything in her design (or even story) to really paint the picture of someone in an occult setting. If she was literally pouring her soul into her work, that would be SOMETHING.
normal games are still 30 mins cbt sessions I see
>>750185385its valve so>artist working on project runs out of art stuff to do>gets put on writing flavor text duty>graduates to voice lines>graduates to designing their own character>everyone else so invested in their own shit that nobody has noticed up until this point that she has no fucking idea what shes doing and writes like a tween girl>now youre put in the awkward situation of telling the art girl her oc is retarded enough to require a change or getting pestered by the community about how retarded it is nonstop for the foreseeable future
How do I get better in normals
How many cocks?
>>750185492>has no real motive to join the ritual>her powers have zero explantionLike, Paige is sime sort of mage and Graves's powers are the Lich hand and Graves herself can hear the dead which is like something you get randomaly at birth. Nothing suggests that Violet would have powers.
>>750185664she only has 1 brother
>>750185664not as many as me
>>750185664She can summon horses.......
>>750156076>every silver fanart has big tits>meanwhile she's flat as a board and looks like a dude in game
Now that they are all out, how well do you rate this lot of characters in how they fit into the game (Either gameplay or setting)?Nurse Harrow is like Doorman tier for me, Deadman Danny is on the same level as Victor, Rat King is also pretty high up, Baba and Solomon both have good ideas for characters but fall flat on execution and Violet is... Violet.
>>750185637you accept it's made for neets and become a street brawl chad
>>750185742Rat King = Deadman Danny > Baba > Harrow >>>>>> Solomon (he's black) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Violet
>>750185797See, I wouldn't hate Solomon being a nigger if they played more into the chess hustler angle rather than him being wise.Could be funny that he actually has no idea how to play chess, but knows magic and knows sleight of hand to make it look that way, would've been funny.
>>>/lgbt/
>>750185840A chess hustler nigga as opposed to some Jamaican spiritual man would certainly be more interesting, I agree. Right now Infernus is the only black character that I actually like, and he's not exactly a normal black guy, if you can even call him a black guy at all with him being Ixian and on fire.
>>750185742Danny is kino.Harrow is kino just nerf her ult a bit.Violet is fun but her writing is abhorrent and her ult needs to be reworked.Baba is Huskar so she needs draft to be balanced.Rat King is great and we finally have a simple chunky frontliner but they need to nerf his ult.Solomon is cool in concept but is just aoe sloppa. Also fuck magical negros.All in all? Very good batch.
>>750185742>NurseBreaks the current status quo in regards to healing. Her healing is too strong if she can aim. Either her numbers have to be cut, or more healers have to be introduced into the game, which risks creating cancerous multi-healer comp meta.>niggerSinglehandedly ruined street brawl.>DannyBasically mid-range Vindicta, personally I'm fine playing against him, but some people hate flying shit.>VioletNuff said about her design, from gameplay perspective she's been surprisingly unimpactful in my games.>BabaMenace before the nerf, barely see her anymore.>RatSimple and strong, cool design, cool VA, maybe a bit overtuned, altho I'd buff the weakest characters before nerfing him.
>>750174857Violet just came out, bro.
>>750185907Part of the smart thing with Infernus is that he could've easily been a dindu but they don't shy away from the fact he did do a lot of wrong things in the past and people do not trust him because of it.
>>750185664Ahh Cinnamon, my favorite stripper...
>>750186000>maybe a bit overtunedRat king is easily the most overtuned piece of shit faggot hero, what the fuck are we even talking about.>Incredibly tanky>overtuned bomb to fuck to nerf an ult which is still the best ult in the game>piss easy to play>ACTUAL hero who ruined brool
>>750186000>Vindicta breaks the status quo in regards to dmg, her ult is too strong if she can aim
>>750185072>Will they? I wasn't aware that Calico was slated for any sort of real reworkHer head is just Haze's reused and it's obviously low fidelity and poorly-modeled. She is 100% going to get a remodel eventually, though it might still have a similar design. I personally think they need to change her outfit because it looks like shit, too.
>>750156076made for a pale white twink
>>750186264He's so fat he struggles to hide behind obstacles in lane, he's either tanky or dead.
>>750170332Silver tops
>>750186264this, you can't play a single fucking game without this character in the game
>>750186301If her auto-attacks moved tank's HP bar from 100 to 0 in five seconds, or if her ult auto-aimed at entire enemy team and shot 5 times in a row, your comparison could work.
>>750176402they're very clearly inspired by it, drifter is basically a gangrel, the viscount acts like a prince and he ordered a not-blood hunt on him.
>>750186392>shiv that low in winratewhat the fuck
>>750186621ok well I'm basically a homo
>>750186386troon art
>>750185751I don't use tiktok so my attention span is too intact for street brawl
>>750185492yeah, it kinda bothers me that violet has no explanation why she has her powers, most other heroes have some reason for their abilities even if they are exaggerated for gameplay's sake.fuck, say she's bound a spirit to her inkwell and it's gonna eat her soul if she doesn't get famous so she's desperate to sell her shit.
>>750157325>Will people be toxic cunts like LoLi don't even play deadlock but i legitimately got disgusted by the game after watching the last couple of videos about it made by FUNKe because he went from an informed player that made videos with cool visuals to the whiniest fucking bitch this side on the universe.it just legitimately made me get second-hand embarrassment by how much of a bitch he was for the entire thing. lack of self-introspection and abundance of self-importance to rival LowTierGod
>>750157325toxic on chat maybe but there isn't a HUGE way to fuck your allies game up like in league
>>750186735>ShivLearning characters in mobas is usually a joke, but deadlock actually forces you to learn characters out a bit if they have oddball movement options.You ain't shit on shiv unless you have some semblance of altfire movement and muscle memory/knowledge/tricks per parts of the map for it.Its similar to how you can learn a new set of stuff to fuck with people if you care about magic carpet.
>>750183356Mina pretending to have had sex feels on brand
>your melee parry window is microscopic>the enemy's lasts two minutes
>>750187102You can definitely fuck things up pretty badly.>Playing Lash, catch the entire enemy team with ult>Right as I start pulling them up Viscous shoves me into the cube
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>750187050>I don't playstopped reading here
>>750187102Its valve so they tend to err on the unsafe side with how you can affect your allies.
>>750187102>>750187321They literally just added false promise to the game that mega griefs allies
>>750156076Which one would be an expert at tribbing?
>>750186913Be a cool angle to fit the Tiger parenting side of things if her parents did that to force her to be good and famous at SOMETHING
>>750187498or like malicious compliance>want to be an artist so bad? ok here's a fucking demon in your inkwell, dipshitmaybe make it so it's that that makes her so good at drawing and she's ashamed when people praise her because she knows it's not hers.
>>750176096seraphine was essentially an "industry plant" character>riot makes organically popular k-pop group with their characters>2 years later>they tease this character with baffling ARG style social media accounts, pretending like she's a real person>her first in-universe appearance is... being shoehorned into the k-pop group's comeback song... singing in chinese>everyone realizes this was a character born of marketing and not created for theg ame first>doesnt get announced for the actual game until later, and when she does her character theme is widely agreed to be stepping on the toes of an older, beloved character >rides an intrusive floating platform, does insipid dances and vocalizations while everyone else in the game is a normal person actually fighting >releases with an expensive ultimate skin (arcana) that everyone hated. aside from being given to this literally who, it bucked the trend of ultimate skins being engine-pushing form-changing cosmetics and instead was just 3 distinct but normal skins >character is supposed to come from the steampunk pastiche town, looks like a regular pop star. is asserted by her story to be very popular even in the shitty working class parts where everyone looks like a punk rocker and lives next to chemical waste dumps despite being a vapid chanteuse>backstory debacle, her magical speakers are made with crystals derived from a sentient race of crystal creatures, of whom another character in the game is the last surviving member. she can hear their cries for help and her interactions with this character are extremely tone-deaf, basically asking him if he wants to hear his dead family, telling him that its okay that theyre all dead because she's going to spread the message of their plight with her songs (they solved this by retconning the other character to have a completely different backstory).>oh yeah and she was inspired by an indian riot employee's wife.
>>750187701There is also the patron wish as well>Violet, you have ran from the world ashamed that your most famous pieces were not yours but a malicious spirit, summon the hidden king and he will ensure that your skills become your own.Boom, not that hard.
>Paige's brother is probably the lich or somethingHow would she react to him grooming a highschool kid?
>>750185664>can summon whatever rape monster she wants>still lusts after real living cockShe's still a """virgin"""
>>750187868violet is just aggressively boring, this sounds so much worse. let me guess, she's seen as nice and cool despite using dead people for her speakers.
>>750174857>5 years agofast forward every nuchamp is some halfbreed or literal nigger LOL
>>750174936Not even close
>>750187050iirc his mother passed away during the time of that video's production so some of his pain was probably channeled into it
>>750188138Nope, she is just seen as nice and cool in a very Disney way, no edge at all.
>>750187868I'm so glad I stopped playing league years before her release because even when I was out of the game and I heard about her she made me madLord knows how livid I would've gotten if I was actually invested still
>>750188039Isn't Graves' lich mentor a female?
>>750188518>paige's brother trooned out and became a lich groomerWorse
>>750186386Tranny
>>750188401>that video's productioni actually remembered it was on his second channel, and it was basically unedited gameplay with post-commentary.the properly-produced video was bitchy already, but the unedited one is 100 times worse.frankly, if you're grieving, and handling it bad too, you shouldn't put out scripts
What is left before this shit is out, redesigns?
>>750187050>>750188401>>750188662TL;DW? His first video when it was 4 lanes was good.
>>750166035Vindicta's a child
>>750188656Faggot
>>750185664So what's the deal with this girl? Why isn't she posted more often?
>>750158830>TSK, I NEVER SAID THAT!!
Im so excited for the inevitable custom game support bros
>>750188919Incredibly boring lore, incredibly boring abilities, very low game impact so it's rare to ever notice her during a match, released when the game was at its lowest playercount, etc.
>>750174794you dont??
Bet Harrow is a bushQUEEN
>>750189392Bro she trimsIts hygienic
>>750189428
>>750189428when does she have the time when she's too busy saving lives im suffering from the affliction of blue balls right now
>>750169052i'll straight up stop playing this game if they force the horrible hard carry/hard support setup from other mobas into it. I'm farming, hitting boxes and fighting too, I don't give a flying fuck if Haze or Wraith is on my team. I'm not playing the designated cuck role in a fucking shooter of all things.
>>750189392>>750189445>>750189507This is the new meme fetish like feet.
>>750165087She doesn't do wife but she'll suck yer cock for a dolla
>>750184850>furry roleplayokay deadlock is unironically for you. The amount of melodramatic crying furfags put out whenever a conventionally attractive female character is added to the game is hilarious.
>>750189724>This is the new meme fetish like feet.foot fetishism is extremely old, and its like the most common paraphilia
>>750185664>"get 'em boys">they're specifically stallionsOne simply understands
>pocket finally shows mina their gigantic cock>mina gets flustered because the clpsest thing to a cock she had seen is her tiny pocket dildoHow likely is that happening?
>>750156076nu /v/ is pathetic, gaslighting themselves with tumblr art to think all the characters in Deilock are hot and sexyboggles the mind how zoomer babby's first moba got this popular honestly
>>750186392>25% of max HP as barrier every 13 seconds>when pestments is active the max amount of damage he can take in an instance of damage is 250Forgoing his ult for a moment, this is the most retarded part of his build.
>>750190175More likely>eww why is it so small>she had only see 10 inch monster cocks in porn>and victor, but everyone had seen victor
>>750186264If you just dodge or melee the bomb, his damage output goes to literally zero. Buy any percent damage item and healing reduction, focus him last unless he's too juicy, and he does nothing.His ult seems incredible until you remember its not even in the Top 10 for biggest teamfight impact. Hell, three of the other new champs alone just have outright better ults.
>>750183284>Xir this isn't /vg/ we're capable of feeling cringe and shame hereAre we, when we get posts like >>750183607>>750185403kekyeah looking at it again I think 'scrunched up' would go better
vindicta players need to die
>>750183607>>750183781It is America, 99% of the women are sluts
>>750170726Stop playing characters with 0 impact on the enemy team or that needs a fuckton of items to actually be useful and your view on the game will change over the course of a single match. Deadlock might actually be the single ASSFAGGOTS game where the majority of the matches I've been a part of have been massive clutches at the end in order to secure a win.There have still been plenty of matches where I've wanted an SS option though, some matches just fucking REFUSE to end because everyone on the enemy and your teams are all playing like pussies and are farming past the 50-64k soul stage of the game or games where someone on my team is so hopelessly outclassed by their enemy lane that they are less than useless (sometimes that have been me)
>>750189952Yeah, but its a meme. Random shit for pooftahs.
>>750156076Should I get into deadlock for the sole purpose of finding cute twinks? I heard cute twinks played this game. Is it worth?
>>750190850met a few ones but you gotta play in EVROPA to find them, means ruskies too
>>750190875MmmmmmmEuropean twinksThat sounds really nice ;-;Ok im downloading it rn
>>750190920see you on street brawl
>>750186392>multiple heroes have a fucking 46% winrate>all still given a "C-tier" rankingWith this criteria, what the fuck do you have to do to get an F-tier
>>750183979but enough about geist
Is Silver actually shit or do I just suck with her
>>750175664thats what makes her a prime piece of rape meat anon
>>750177053>Rem>0/10 skill floorPaige maybe, but Rem is such a bitch to play since your one of if not the most fragile target in the game along with him essentially having to be attached to the most valuable player in the game in order to actually do his job. The only good way of playing Rem is playing the Macro game and feeding your carry or off-carry as much as possible while running around the map and denying as much jungle for the enemy team as possible.A bad Rem is literally also game-endingly bad since you WILL spend the entire match playing 5/6 while your Rem constantly spoon feeds the enemy team with Souls since he has no way to make up for bad play unlike someone like Paige or Dynamo who is one ult or one press of 1 away from winning lane and/or a team fight.
>>750191107It can be both (it is)
>>750173295Here you go, buddy
>>750175698>Crowd starts booing her>someone uses knockdown to stop said terrible singing>gets dragged off stage by bebop
>>750191107>Is Silver actually shit or do I just suck with herA bit of both, she is behind mo and krill, yamato, and ratking in the tank lineup.So she is about middle of the pack, and still something pros pick every once in a while versus never.
>>750191107she's extremely hard to play and has fluctuating power compared to some M1 zombie
I added abrams to my lineup now I can't stop playing him. Shadow weave just popping out from where they don't expect to kidnap and beat their ass with my big fuckin book
>>750184351Yeah, Warden might be the one character in the most desperate need of a rework in order for him to work, there is a reason why barely anyone plays him and it's not just because his kit is weak
>>750191375LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO
>>750191382>there is a reason why barely anyone plays himLots of people used to play him, he used to be known to have a rape gun that they actually ripped apart so he wouldn't rape all the new characters (specifically venator)
>>750185664She is 110% a goonerette that is so used to monster cock that she would cringe at the thought of even seeing a normal penis. The question is, does book cock count as real or not?
>>750191452Also to cont on that, they actually had a moment in the middle of the last set where warden somehow started creeping back into his old niche and displacing venator and he ate even more nerfs to his gun to prevent that.
>>750156076tranny game for tranny gamers
>>750188883>"the sure way to know if your team is competent, is to make monkey noises in VC, if they monkey back you have a team with good comms and you're guaranteed to win">does monkey noises, nobody replies, already starts with the we're doomed mentality>plays the game, i'm not knowledgeable enough to know if he's doing shit or good, but at one point complains that his teammate called late the fact that he was retreating to go to the shop (as in, maybe 2 seconds late than he would have liked)>team starts comming a little more, i honestly can't tell any big retarded mistake his team does>they win the game>"play of the game"/MVP or whatever equivalent>"if i'm not the one that got that, i'm not even gonna show it on video">shows one frame of someone else getting it, end video
>play again>map is worse>aoe slop with visual clutter>weapons still feel like complete utterly dogshit>30-40 minutes matches that comes down to which team deathballs moreHow do people enjoy this? Genuinely looks like these old /v/ meme making fun of nu-shooters.
>learnt the game via a friend, playing stuff like paige, rem>start playing solo, hmm i'd like something that can actually do stuff themselves>pick wraith>shove lane do camp shove lane do buff shove lane do sinners>run around the map doing all the sinners, camps etc that nobody seems to bother with>team spam pinging me >walk into the enemy base at 25 minutes and gun everyone downthis shit is kinda fun
>>750192170I think you're taking easy comedy too seriously so you can have something to hate
>>750192180it's endgame slop and i am a pig
>>750192269i enjoyed his previous videos and i don't hate the guy. i just genuinely think the game is having a negative effect to the way he does his videos and thus the entertainment value plummets because he comes off as whiny, while frankly not demonstrating anything in terms of skill that makes me think he earned the right to bitch about his teammates to this level.
>>750192180This is bad, but it could be so much worse. I do hope they clean it up a little bit though. >modslol
>>750192180Map is unironically better for rotations though. But I feel likie they should distance themselves from AoE ults. Dynamo is acceptible since the range is small compared to the new ones whereas seven's is not "colourful" enough to make it visual clutter. Violet, Solomon and Rat king are like trhe worst offenders with this one
pronouns game
This game has a profound lack of lolis. Or even flat chested petite women. Or futa bait characters. Shit, it doesn't even have a shortstack. So not only is it a moba (derogatory) it's not even good for porn!
>>750193448get out faggot
>>750193448Bro your Graves?
>>750157325deadlock is the most toxic multiplayer gane at the moment. avoid
Does mina shave?
>>750194178She's undead, so she doesn't grow hair in the first place
>>750194869Does she pluck the maggots feasting on her?
>>750195020They're probably too scared to go near a v*mpire
>>750157325>call my teammates worthless faggots>they smugly tell me i'll get a 30 day chan ban for using the bad word>nothing happenswtf i love valve
>>750166936That side profile
>>750156076they look like Nortubel characters
>>750195428Kill yourself.
>>750193546compare that to this minor-coded character from HOTS. thats what i mean, or annie from LOL
>>750195020Pocket come and eat it off her pussy every night secretly
>>750166936Imagine all the boys she has milked as a reward for their good behavior.
>>750195750>minor-codedGo back
>>750187868>organically popular k-pop groupOxymoron
>>750195750I am just going to imagine an Orphea image there.If you want a child character Rem is basically a floating baby.If you want to jerk off, sorry.
>>750174271Malfoid is babby's first r63 and first tsundere
>>750196937yes, orpheaalso>rem>cat>maledisgusting.
>>750164718>Nurse>cold but heroic, noble and extremely motivated to help peopleVery obviously influenced by Florence Nightingale and that's a good thing.
Pornbait characters that opened the floodgates to dogshit trannies. Game was never the same after mina
>>750184351>He's still absolutely power crept to shit. Its sort of pathetic to seeWhat are you on about? They nerfed Warden into the ground it's just not fun to play him anymore. I haven't played since Danny's release.Luckily Drifter is filling that void for me, but I miss doing actual spirit damage as well as his KINO voice lines.special mention for ult focus warden which has been dead since 2024
>>750156429Strange way to say Victor
>>750188895God, I wish.>>750195424lol
>>750172440She is a gold digging virgin maiden
>>750185742rat king is fine and fits the settingharrow also fits the setting and her kit is good but i see it getting some nerfsdanny is... ok, he fits the setting even if he is a too much of a shill, his kit is mediocre thoughbaba should fit the setting but having so little to do with being a witch and more aboit being a granny in a bench takes point away, her kit needs some heavy balanceviolet is just garbage all around, terrible one note kit, no cool abilities that exploit her being an artist, the most dogshit awful personality and motivations in the game and even worse the blandest looking character too, she is just terrible.solomon is in this category too and i'm surprised most people don't point it out, his chess gimmick is terrible because instead of making it something far more strategic 3 of his abilities are AOE vomit, his looks are awful and just out of place "chess hustler negro" just looks stupid when you have other designs that stand out more.his personality is so bland too, he is supposed to be wise but he doesn't have anything worthy or important to aay and its just "this could happen.... or maybe it could no. who knows? life is full of surprises bomboclat"
a picture is worth 1000 words
>>750166936Literally pic rel with that ult
>>750166728before 2025 i would have said yes, absolutely they would change her personalitybut post 2025 the game has been infected with the "toxic positivity" mindset from reddit and twitter so if they see enough "ohhh please don't listen to the meanies, she is fine!!" type of comments they will not change anything
>>750197160Yeah like I said sorry jerk off elsewhere if you can't get it up to women.Actually just go jerk off elsewhere I don't care if you like the game or not if you are just trying to jerk off to the characters.
sexo with GRAVES UNDERAGE NECROPUSSY
>>750200717pathetic safe-cunny
>>750196641i got a demon inside me and i need her to squeeze it out
>>750183607>VindictaAh yes, the waifufag says HIS waifu is totally pure and innocent.
>>750166936Any mods to remove the trannymark?
>>750201376i will rub it off with my peonids
>>750169334why'd infernus do it
>>750193448>Or futa bait characters.lost me there you fags need to disappear
So how long until we get Monkey King?
>>750156076having a mina player in your lane is just an inevitable loss. all they do is sit back and plan on running away. their brains are completely gimped and they're unable to learn the game properly because of the triple dash.
>>750201318she is not innocent she is a deranged killer but he is right about the other part, she is too autistic about revenge
>>750193448>Or futa bait charactersSilver? Celeste? Paige?
>>750201376No, you can't be removed with mods.
>>750162141>claims he's insecure about who he is>is actually secure
>>750202335Celeste gets the horsecock buff, but still pathetic compared to soraka
>>750156076>get eaten by werewolf girl>get sucked dry by vampire girlwhich would you rather?
>>750185742Violet is boring character wise but her kit is fun.
>>750193448Bro, the unicorn and werewolf are right there
>>750189392They're all hairy. All of them. Yes, even the reptile.
>internet went down randomly for about an hour while I was playing, forcing me to abandon>some fag reported me over this even though the game hadn't even reached 10 minutes yet>got a low priority match penalty AND a 24 hour ban over this>wasn't even rankedI know it says abandon WITH PENALTY but wtf yoshi I'm gonna cry
>>750202649Puked on by Silver.
>Low Prio matchMy condolences, hope your ready for 55 minutes of absolute cancer
>>750156303>>750176496>retard tries to see ntr everywhereJust kill yourself bro. It's terminal.
>>750176496it is not, it is a deranged yuritroon artist though
>>750171391>dresses like a man>acts like a man>very deep and manly voice>clearly a man>they/themOne of the worst cases of pandering I’ve ever seen in a game which is sad coming from valve. Genuinely worse than 76 coming out as a fag in Overwatch
Yeah, I don't know what it is, but holy fuck some of you guys are fucking HORRENDOUS at this game and need to leave and stop playing. Stop ruining my lobbies.
Mods will fix this shit game.
Can't wait until this sexy hag gets a swimsuit skin after Valve rapes the art style with cosmetics like they did with TF2 and Dota 2.
>>750206281What is this cringe garbage
>>750156417Viscous is a they\them you FUCKING BIGOT
>>750206361In reality they will release the coolest fucking cosmetics ever and you will constantly get mogged in game until you quit and then kill urself
Is it even worth to learn Danny rocketjumping?I wasn't already much of a rocketjump fan in TF2 (still used plenty to move around but not skilled enough to do rollouts) and it seems to be more complex and harder in deadlock
>>750207043Yes, you move slow as shit on the ground without.
>>750203804lol, same shit happened to me, but my game just decided to shit itself before game even started.
I don't know the story of deadlockWhy is hidden king archmother fight each other
>>750156076>see woman>>see woman with THICK eyeliner>dick hardwhy is my brain addicted to symbols instead of biology
Who is the cutest character in deadlock?I think pic rel
>>750207618The minor adornments add a lot of character and just amplify something that is naturally erotic. For me it's nail polish, anklets, eyeliner/eyeshadow, and lipstick. I'm still looking for a smoking body, but add those onto one and it's even better.
>>750207545Well basically they are gods in another plane trying to enter the reality of Deadlock/the human plane, and they can only enter during a Maelstrom by doing a ritual which involves killing the other rival patron. They goad others to their side by offering any wish they want, which according to the old lore when the patrons looked like robots they play it straight. It used to be the Amber Hand vs. the Sapphire Flame.
>>750207875anon If I were to add naturality to it I would link thick eyeliner with predator eyes and I don't like where my dick is trying to take me.
Silver is my favorite
>>750176496it's xitter artists bro they copy their artstyle on each other
>>750207921So God from another dimension's territory war?
>>750207043>it seems to be more complex and harder in deadlockIt's 100 times easier here than in TF2 because Deadlock has no crouch jumping
>>750202649not sure which is better but i'd like either or both of them to leave bite marks on me
>>750207545>>750207921Also the Archmother created the USA and controls the banks
>>750207545There no official lore reason but basically in the universe of Deadlock, there a rare event who caused all the supernatural shit to exist.The night where the game happens is the second recorded event popping up so the 2 gods try to jump on that occasion to pass worlds and ascends in our world but since they hate each other, they need the help of mortals to stop the other to be summoned in exchange of any wish
>make one of the coolest IPs>lock it behind a MOBA
>>750208251Danny jumps seems harder because you basically need to time his charged shot unlike soldier who just need to M1I can do a basic vertical rocketjump but there no fucking point to the guy with a jetpack and I can't seem to keep any horizontal speed losing all my dash speed if I turn around to shoot.Is there any good guide?
>>750208819Wait for the pve mode
>>750208819can't blame them for trying to reach easy cattle audience for easy money anonit's only a step above gacha
>>750200319another scrub filteredgg launch rivals
>>750208819>one of the coolest IPs>look inside>shooter about people of color in america
When is the official release?
>>750208074I do love predatory girls, you might be on to something.
>>750197764>How can I make this about tranime?
>>750209757It will be released together with Half Life 3 in Orange box 2, trust the plan.
>>750181086Muh dick
>>750208819Unironically what exactly is cool about deadlock?
i dont even know what kind of single player campaign deadlock could be
>>750201376>we're letting trannies claim the beautymark nowwhy
>>750210387We can make educated guesses, considering that they hired RoR dev for the job.
>>750186386Me behind both of them
