https://x.com/ravensclawx/status/2113424777910075878Bros...
>>750170685quote me when switch 2 games are playable for free, otherwise i dont care.
>>750170865this but if they have games worth playing
>>750170930this is the mario and pokemon machine, if you dont like either then fuck off.
>>750170685poor wittle switch 2 israpedgaped dilatingleakingprolapsingit is absolutely over
>yassss i heckin love homebrews and recomps and decomps and qol raping everything yippee skippy!!!zoomzooms lost and got raped
xendies commiting mass self immolation on stream incoming
just give me an exe for my games or i dont care
The only thing I'll ever need from homebrew is the ability to patch my Pokemon games to be good games again.
>>750171025what are you trying to say? zoomers hate recomps?
>>750170829test
>>750170685someone dump the firmware so we can emulate this shitheap already
>>750171025You tendies sure love being helpless goyim that are unable to fully own their machines while also bitching and moaning that your masters aren't gaining their truly deserved shekels because other people are much smarter than you and don't appreciate getting fucked in the ass, don't you?
>>750171025anon I think you're genuinely mind broken beyond recognition
>>750170838why are you posting a surprised russian?
>>750170829so the nintendo defense discord is real, neat
>>750171025Honestly, I wish I could even feel a quarter of what he feels. Yeah, his reaction is kinda over the top and corny. And whatever he's reacting to is probably cringe. But yeah, man.. I haven't felt anything like that since I was a child. People were very quick to stomp that out of me.
Wake me up when you can play switch 2 games for free
>>750170685@CIA @FBI @POTUSDO SOMETHING!
>>750171460Not really. We own our machines and games.
>>750170685
>>750171025is this guy still alive
>>750171446Fucking this. Gape this POS. No one wants to pay $500 for a tranny tablet.
>>750170685I bet the snoys did this
>>750170685STOP THE COUNT!!!
@NINTENDOAMERICA @FBI @CIA @NAMBLA @IDF @NSA @WARIOVOREKING69 @POTUS @FDA @DLA @MI5 @STRAVA
so is this the part where vegans have to acknowledge switch 2 has games? or will they pull out a new mental gymnastics performance to impress us all
>>750171903>people defined by not wanting to play Nintendo games put in a bunch of work to figure out how to play Nintendo games easier
>>750171558Remember, anon, people who put down others because they find their behaviour too silly are likely sad, traumatized children. Never let anybody take your fun and excitement away, even if it can objectively seem dumb or overly reactive from a third-person perspective. This will seem like a stupid, nanny warning, but just remember not to hurt anybody while you enjoy things.>>750171659fosho nigga, fosho
>>750171998>literal pajeet is seething
nintendo should just make toys. you can’t hack those.
>>750171998i thought this was a /v/ meme but nonintendo adults actually do this shit
>>750172178>3D prints your toys
>>750170685What's with retards announcing jailbreaking on twitter? Especially with Nintendo? It gets harder to find emulators and rom now cause these faggots.
>>750171025millennials were actually brainwashed. what the fuck is this post. lol.
>>750170685May you get caught.
>>750172178hand the plastic over, miyamoto
>>750171001Mario and Pokemon suck dick.The only nintendo franchise worth a shit is Metroid.
>>750170685I would rush out and buy one to make sure I have a vulnerable unit right now, except Nintendo raised the price a few months ago and I'm not willing to pay it.
so I can play oot at 60 fps after all?
>>750172191That's because we're based
Ericchads are we still not tired of winning yet?
>>750170685NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO STOP THIS NOW THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE ARRRRRGGGGHHH CALL THE UN
waniinkokobros wwa??
>>750172240>It gets harder to find emulators and romIf you dont have your sources in the big 2026, you're a nigger or too stupid to be worrying about emulation in the first place.
>>750172240>It gets harder to find emulators and rom nowMaybe for you faggot. I have no problem finding anything i want.
>>750170685will this help emulators be built?
>>750170685kekked
>>750171868Probably yeah and I don’t understand how. People far saner than that off themselves or end up in jail. Seriously this dude has a look that I can see ending up in a serial killer documentary
>>750172315That's precisely why I bought mine shortly after launch, because I expected a Tegra-style vulnerability that ninty cant fix without a hardware revision.
>>750171446>it's shit but I desperately want to play itlol
I was about to say this might become a PSP situation where the console just sells because of hacks and the overall software sales suffered as a result but I realized the switch 1 was basically that and it still did really well. this won’t affect Nintendo because they’re Nintendo
Rom dumps are happeninghttps://x.com/fintan30200609/status/2113416618055545186
>>750172315the exploit in question depends on a specific firmware version, and a specific version of a specific game that has already been delisted from all regions except Japan. If that game gets updates it's over, if you update your firmware (required to access the eshop in the first place) it's over.If you bought a new switch 2 and managed to get the correct firmware and the game from the japanese eshop before it either gets delisted there too or updates, the exploit requires you to manually type in a long script on a switch 2 using the controllers unless you have access to a device that can type it in for you (believe someone made a tool for a hacked switch 1 that does it). You have to type in that script every single time you want to run the jailbreak which doesn't persist through reboots, and it doesn't work 100% of the time. Even after all that, this isn't a kernel exploit. You get access to some game files which is why the Mario kart mod worked, but I'm seeing a lot of debate about whether or not full game dumps are possible with this. Full CFW (and therefore pirated games) are not possible with this exploit alone. What this does is give people deeper access to try to find more exploits that will hopefully eventually maybe lead to a kernel exploit.This isn't something anyone who just wants to run homebrew should be rushing out to buy a switch 2 for, it's pretty much already too late for that anyway
>>750172396i raugh when people call him wanky no no
>>750172191Telling Kotaku to get fucked is always the right thing to do.
>>750172694If you so much as connect your switch 2 to the internet again it's over. In case people forgot: Nintendo can revoke games' ability to launch without updating on demand.
>>750172718
>>750172823>Nintendo can revoke games' ability to launch without updating on demandIt's funny watching tendies confirm everything wrong with consoles and the sheer anticonsumer lengths Nintendo will go to, just to tell themselves the jailbreak wont work
Can you name a single event this year better than getting the Switch 2 cracked?
>>750170685There's nothing more brown and indian than being into the modding scene just to steal games.
>>750172910Apple already got fucked for this on EU, it's just a matter of time till someone does this to Nintendo
Eric wonned bigly, every tendie got raped
>>750172910the jailbreak does work, and Nintendo is a fucking awful company that does evil things and regularly rips off its customersbut it's absolutely true that you need to keep the switch offline if you want this jailbreak to keep working, assuming you haven't already missed the boat
>>750172942Has yet to happen: GTA6 is either leaked on PC or works somewhat okay on the emulators, OR R is forced to release it very early on PC>>750173026based
>>750173027fair enough. Yes, you need to keep your console offline to use this exploit to pick away at it. And that's fine.
>>750172910>I'm retarded and don't know how to crack hardware properly and this is nintendo's fault
>>750170685KWABOTY
>>750173159
Apparently the exploit that makes this possible has been known by devs in the community for a year and everyone is pretty pissed that Pepsichu blew this open. Nintendo did respond pretty fast, game is gone from the eShop, emergency maintenance was done for the Nintendo Network and a new FW update is plannedSo it seems like this guy blew his load
>>750170930based
So when do we get those Bananza mods?
>>750172942Can you name a single switch 2 exclusive worth playing?
>>750173202I'm talking to you crying about DRM
>>750173208If this was true, they would release their own version now that its burned but no one did it yet.
>>750173208So a nothingburger lol
>>750173208if the rumors that roms are being dumped right now are true then it will be worth for the emulator
>>750173232Yeah let list them just for you to say "these doesn't count!" lmao
>>750172590Doesn't the Switch still need a modchip if you don't have one of the unpatched units?
>>750173232Fire Emblem. The new Xenoblade, eventually, probably. That's about it tho.
>>750173232Metroid Ravenous >B-BUTMETROID. RAVENOUS.
>>750171025ok so im a younger millennial and my brother and his friends are all zoomers. not a single one of them care about decomps or recomps. i doubt they even know what they are. what are you talking about? take your pills pal
>>750173249Never mentioned DRM once in any of my posts. Thanks for confirming the always online and mandatory updates parts of your console though
>>750171558>let me put down this camera facing me here real quick before I get one of my bouts of pure excitementNobody stomped anything out of you, it was your own retardation that did it.
>>750170685pc emulator when
>>750173232Ravenous>>750173351M E T R O I DR A V E N O U S
>>750173208This is the same retard that said>You have to buy a switch 2 to hack itunironically. This is the guy you're clinging to?
>>750173385>I love DRMlmao
Don't care until datamines happen
Oh no!Anyways.
Interacting with thirdies online is exhausting
>>750173280This wasn't an exploit worth releasing to end users, if they really did know about it then they were absolutely correct to keep it a secret among devs.This doesnt let you do anything like what was possible with the switch 1 hack. It's an extremely cumbersome jailbreak that you have to repeat the process for every single time and all its going to let you do is (maybe) back up save files and do model swaps for (some) games (until you reboot).This exploit was really only valuable to hackers looking for better exploits that would actually give end users what they want (cfw), and now that this retard has bragged on twitter about it he's made that much more difficult with Nintendo now clearly aware of the exploit since they started delisting the game from the eshop within a few hours of this being made public
>>750172626
>>750173460>>750173202
>>750173605>>750173159
>>750170685come back to me when this shit has actual games worth pirating
>>750173232Pokemon Winds/Waves will be extremely fun, guaranteed 100%. Archive this so everyone remembers I'm right when it comes out.
>>750173534So it's a jailbreak he automated with AI step by step and released into the world so thousands of offline switch 2s can get cracked open instead of being a guarded secret to be milked for patreon gibsStill not seeing a problem with this
>>750173534I mean, realistically, it would've come out eventually. It's not like "the hacking community" are the only people capable of finding exploits, some random asshole was bound to find it eventually and be unaware everyone in "the hacking community" was keeping it under wraps. They can be mad about it all they want, but this was kinda inevitable.
>>750172053Snoycope
>>750173767>>750173720Yas kween, get your five minutes of fame. Fuck everyone else, grab that bag xister
>>750173819so you're salty you missed out. Gotcha
im expecting them to go fucking nuclear with bans so i didn't bother with trying to grab smilebasic in time people forget how assblasted Nintendo was about SM gettting leaked and the original freeshop grabbing shit literally straight off Nintendo's servers. There's no doubt now that they're going to go all in on banning people this time around especially with Orcarina of Time around the corner and Winds and Waves next year.
>>750173720It hasn't been cracked open, there's no kernel exploit so cfw is not possible with this. There was an avenue that could potentially have been used to find a way to really crack it open, but instead of keeping that information with people who can actually do something with it, he posted it on twitter
>>750170685You know you still need to buy a Switch 2., right?
>>750173819If the fags did have this exploit for over a year and haven't found shit with it, it's not worth hiding. You trannies need to kill yourselves a lot faster. Maybe try using AI.
>>750173926no. once the Switch is fully gaped the game dumping will begin and the age of emulators will start
>>750173898>There was an avenue that could potentially have been used to find a way to really crack it open, but instead of keeping that information with people who can actually do something with it, he posted it on twitterSo he didnt "trust the experts" but lit a fire under their asses instead so they cant just milk patreon forever.Why is this a bad thing? Dude started a gold rush
>>750173974Not without kernel exploit, now go buy your Switch 2 so you can play Bananza for free, it's a good game.
>>750172816Nintranny seething.
>>750170685can i play pokopia yet?
>>750173232uh..er...s-shut up eric!
>>750173208AI is going to keep doing this shit. Get over it. Scene faggots are such fucking drama queens.
>>750174049no im not buying a toy tablet
>>750174049And there's the tendie bargaining and begging
>>750170685Every. Game. Is. A. PC. Game. Eventually.
>>750174049There is very little difference between a kernel exploit and a full userspace compromise when the kernel is a microkernel.
>>750172191>bragging about piracy with unlicensed emulation in the open to everyone to see is okay because.... fuck Nintendo!Are you still wondering why Switch emulation is dead now and that there wont be anything for the Switch 2 either lolThe biggest enemy of piracy itself is the modern pirate because of his addiction for online clout. Also third-worlders on the Internet are a plague.
>>750174354>Are you still wondering why Switch emulation is dead nowIm more in awe of your denial. You were squealing about an eden fork on ps5 just last week lmao
>>750174354>unlicensed emulationdo you live in a country where you need a licence to emulate? wat the fuck am i reading? emulation is 100% legal
>>750171460Use of the word goyim is a great shorthand to detect if the person typing the message is an unemployed loser
>>750174354>Are you still wondering why Switch emulation is deadNo it isn't>that there wont be anything for the Switch 2 either Yes there willJust say you're a frustrated cultist with buyer's remorse instead of doing this faggy smokescreen, where you moralfag because some spic's tweet of them pirating a dogshit Nintendo game made you asshurt, faggot.
>>750174354>Switch emulation is deadtendies really live in their own reality
>>750173067GTA6 as a game will be a disappointment
>>750174030>>750173720This, you just know those fags "holding onto it" were gonna turn it into some way to gain clout, or lock it behind some private discord or some other obnoxious shit.>>750174354Switch emulation isn't dead at all if you aren't a sub 80iq monkey, it's arguably one of the easier consoles to setup an emulator for. I agree iwth your 2nd point though that piratefags are way too noisy about this shit.
>>750172590The existence of diehards who think it's literally a moral duty of all gamers to throw cash at their favorite corporation makes it all pretty ineffectual on sales. The backlash is really pointless because of how little effect on the bottom line there is.
>>750174354>Switch emulation is dead now and that there wont be anything for the Switch 2Very true
>>750172689>rom dumps are happening>but you have to dm me you have to be retarded to fall for this
>>750172053>implying sony fanboys aren't desperate to play nintendo games like they have been through emulation or not for the past 20 years
>>750170685ERIC WON!!!!DEEN WON!!!!
>>750174534>anon cant into EnglishShit like PPSSPP or Snes9x are unlicensed emulators because they're not official. Also emulation is only "legal" if you follow the precise steps from A to Z, certainly not when downloading the BIOS files and roms/isos off the Internet>>750174621Yeah, Switch emulation got screwed over because of fags afflicted with Nintendo derangement syndrome, including the gaming journalists. I hope you enjoyed having your data telemetry from Yuzu too.There wont be anything meaningful since the Internet has become that awful thanks to social media and third-world subhumans.
>>750174354they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>750170829if you know you know
>>750170685This is great news, now people will buy more Switch 2 consoles to jailbreak them. It's a massive win for Nintendo fans
>>750174049if they can get the unencrypted game files, kernel access isn't needed
>>750171025What is this guys name again?
there are people ITT screaming at their phones, red in the face, wholeheartedly thinking you're a nintendo shill, because you're against this exploit being revealed and fixed early just to mod peter griffin into mario kart world
>>750175214He released this exploit so people can use it to find a better one. It is not very useful otherwise.
>>750174354>Switch 2 emulation gets several advances>Jeet steals the code and vibecodes a "native" port>Donate to my patreon saars, get early access builds saars>Jeet gets arrested and all relevant githubs gets seized, main devs doxxed.>Switch 2 emulation dies because the main people got doxxed by the jeet trying to sell the code on patreonI imagine this is what is going to happen, anytime the people that know what to do releases something, a jeet will try to vibecode a native port and have the court track down the other people along with him.
>>750175214i don't think you're a nintendo shill, i think you're a troon agp
Why do people keep saying switch 1 emulation is dead or ruined now?? Do you guys not have the original Yuzu emulator from the original team saved on your system? Why would you willingly download the newer shittier ones?
>>750175059>>750174354>Nuh uh! Switch emulation is dead! SWITCH EMULATION IS DEAD!!!!!This has not been a good week for nintendo sisters
>>750175446>Why do people keep saying switch 1 emulation is dead or ruined now?? Denial is not just a river in egypt
>>750170865This, at this point of progress people are just farming engagement and risk catching Nintendo's attention.
>>750175059>Yeah, Switch emulation got screwed over because of fags afflicted with Nintendo derangement syndromeloljust say you're an obese console warrior beaner butthurt about over tweets you obsessively gawk over instead of using this as some smokescreen, pablo.
>https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-productsRemember to do your part. Only you can save gaming.
>>750175446Nintendo adults have to justify paying $80 for shovelware somehow.
>>750171868How do you evaluate whether a tendrone is alive? Can't be brain activity.
>>750171001What fucking Mario? There's nowt there
>>750175446The very idea that Nintendo lost destroys their worldview so they have to deny it.It's why all that bragging about the palworld lawsuit dried up too.
>>750174354>console warring faggots missing the point this hardI agree with you, anon. The modern pirate is fucking retarded
>>750170685can it run natively?
>>750171446Recomps are all the rage nowadays so we might be getting those instead of an emulator.
>>750175787you don't have any point, samefag. switch emulation didn't go anywhere. switch 2 will eventually be cracked wide open too. go bicker about tweets and your "nintendo derangement syndrome" obsession on twitter, you fat retard.
>>750175583>anon is this upset after being told that the current generation of Internet users dopamined on instant gratification (AI is only making that worse too) and virtue-signaling is a detriment to piracy and unlicensed emulation, screwing both scenes in the long run and ruining everyone's funThe very moment that more and more vocal people started justifying piracy instead of simply downloading shit, it was over.
>>750175671>Mario tennis>DK 3d game>mario kart world>etcNIGGA I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT COUNT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH. THESE ARE MARIO GAMES
>>750175860How retarded are you?
>>750170685Reminder to anyone who wants to prepare for the big leap.- Switch 2 : Firmware 23.1.0- Update the SD card reader. Use an Express SD card or Format any sd card as exfat and enter the switch 2 settings -> manage screenshots -> import from switch 1 sdcard, this also triggers the update.- Download a specific demo or game.Example : Smile Basic 4, Noraneko 2, Seedsow Lullaby...New software exploits are being found, so the list is increasing with even more games like Artemis Visual Novel.- use 90DNS to block Firmware updatesIn America• Primary DNS : 207.246.121.77• Secondary DNS : 163.172.141.219In Europe, Asia...• Primary DNS : 163.172.141.219• Secondary DNS : 207.246.121.77That's it so far, don't mind to correct & add things.For those who are far ahead, is pic related games Smile Basic 4 + other game demo enough?
>>750176053>tendie is this mortified after screaming switch emulation is dead and exposing himselfReally sad damage control, pablo
>>750176001I'm not him and you're retarded. Pirate all you want, I do, but I don't fucking brag about it on social media because I'm not a retard. Nintendo objectively cracked down on piracy because of these fucking chimps. You can argue the efficacy of it, but they only went after Yuzu and Ryujinx because mouth breathers were bragging about how they could play Zelda early
>>750171446they cant do that without a kernel exploit nigga
>>750172942The Ps5 getting hacked was also golden. Don't even care about the games, I just want to see consoles squirm.
>>750176126>You can argue the efficacy of it,what's there to argue? Nintendo failed. Objectively.
>>750176176can't AI just reverse engineer how the roms work if you can at least dump them?
>>750171025>>750171827Whatever happened to this guy
>>750171558fucking faggot
>>750171425did it worked
>>750176089>23.1.0it's 23.0.123.1.0 could be the next update that patches this method out.
>>750176272ye. Thanks anon.
>>750176126you are him, samefag>t-these heckin anti nintenndoo posts is why emulation le died!~!1!!lol come up with a new cope, faggot. nintendo went after game rentals in the 80s, flash carts in the 00s; they don't give a fuck someone posts about slop being pirated, you're just asshurt and using this as justification for being a corpodrone cocksucking ape
>>750176274damn you're right, it is 23.0.1. I fucked up again.
>>750175984same shit, both need a firmware dump
>>750176336wrong. fs access is enough to dump games
>>750176292Anon you might genuinely have schizophrenia.
>>750176384you still need to know how the console interprets the games before being able to recompile them
>>750173232No.
YOU CAN STILL GET SMILEBASICSEARCH THE GAME IN THE NEWS APP AND BUY IT THERE
>>750176417which you do How do you think mods work? Again, fs level access
>>750176108Switch games keep being released (whether they're worthy or not to you personally is not the point) while the two main emulators have been discontuned for a while. That's more or less the definition of "dead" objectively and I doubt there will actual advancements till 10 years later at best (assuming AI hasnt fried everyone's brains)>>750176292Neither the 80s or 00s had morons bragging about piracy on social media accounts for everyone including the companies themselves to see.
Tendie tears aside, who cares? Oh boy, can't wait to play the worst Mario Kart!
>>750176089>>750176468really funny if this is the event that finally makes Nintendo nuke all the slop off the eshop
>>750176056Bitch, you can't expect anyone to take you seriously when your this obtuse.>>etcRetard.
>>750176495>which you dowe don't? that's the point
>>750176417What about decompiling?
>>750176512Are you new? Piratefags LOVE Nintendo games. Any time a switch 1 game was about to come out, there would be a pirate thread full of people begging for the game.Most of the emulator stuff that got shut down was because the demand was so large, some codetranny started charging money to play new games
>>750176505>Switch games keep being released (whether they're worthy or not to you personally is not the point) It has nothing to do with emulation either. More Switch 1 games to emulate? Sure.>while the two main emulators have been discontuned for a while.Eden and Ryubing have been discontinued since.....when, exactly?>That's more or less the definition of "dead" objectively and I doubt there will actual advancements till 10 years later at best (assuming AI hasnt fried everyone's brains)What you're doing right now is the objective defintion of coping denial. Again, there's nothing to argue here. You're not only wrong, but also in denial of it
>>750176514It's truly pottery because for years we said that e-shop has too many slop games.I remember that one AI One Piece game lmao. Man life is insane, 2 years I thought that it would be another paperclip or use hacked switch 1 to pirate Switch 2.What happened? Well, AI just did it, done, period.
Fuck I love watching the world burn.
>>750171998That Tien has to be a shitposter.
>>750176598I pirate and like Nintendo games. Couldn't care less for Switch 2 and its games. The possibility of an emulator means nothing to me.
>>750176505>Neither the 80s or 00s had morons bragging about piracyof course, so it sounds like you getting you getting shitter shattered over tweets is your own problem and nintendo sucks dick either way lol>>750176412tranon, you genuinely do have gonorrhea
>>750176563same shit, you still need to know how the firmware executes the gamesthere are a lot of misconceptions on /v/ about how recomps/decomps work, you take them for granted but they're genuinely a huge deal>>750176598I like some nintendo games but not enough to buy an underpowered handheld, switch games were always best played on emulators, we were playing 60 fps ultrawide 4k ToTK before the game even released.
>>750172240the new currency is attentionpeople have no sense of propriety, discretion, or inconspicuousness
>>750175446The newer one works better on my machibe than yuzu or ryujinx did when i tried them
>>750176535>gets called out>proceeds to act like a bitchgo back>>>/twitter/
>>750175446The newer ones support firmware and games released after the original Yuzu died.
>>750172694>What this does is give people deeper access to try to find more exploits that will hopefully eventually maybe lead to a kernel exploit.it used to give deeper accesspast tensethe retard burned a good entry point to show off his low effort peter griffin mod for internet points
>>750176505>hile the two main emulators have been discontuned for a while.They got forked the next day lol, "a while" is literally 6 hours>discontunedI dont understand why tendies act like this to defend Nintendo's honor. This shit is a simple google search away
>>750170685so how far are we from full access and pirating switch 2 games cause I need that
>>750176858>it used to give deeper access>past tenseWhy? Is the nintendo stasi rounding up airplane mode switches now?
Are any of the needed games still up?
New exploit to get SmileBasic 4 as of 10:31PM EST purchased at 10:19PM ESTNews Article, Bulleted List, Search, "Smile", Click SmileBASIC 4 News, Click SmileBasic 4 Ver 4.5, Click Smile Basic 4
>>750176292On one hand I can see his point because the reason YuzuJinx got "shitcanned" was because TotK broke street date, the leakers had it out un the open, people mass pirated, then Nintendo went in for the kill because of their greedy paranoia that 'line might not go up as much'. So he's right that being open about your faggotry can lead to corpos kicking your door in.HOWEVER, he's being a bitchy doomer because we have Eden and other forks, so Ninty can only cut the head off a Hydra for so long until there's too many for them to deal with before they get tired and go home.
Cool.I'm still on Switch 1, and I'm not really in the mood to buy Switch 2. If this hack really works, I'll never even go near Switch 2. I'll just download those $89.99 games for free on my PC, play them for two minutes, and then never open them again because Nintendo games are kinda bad,lol
>>750176858>Stage 3: bargaining
You can still download smilebasic4 if you search for it in news then get linked to the app from there just did it about 5 minutes ago.
>>750176978Yuzu got shitcanned because they were selling private builds with patches of games like TOTK, that is way harder to justify to a judge
>>750170685K-kKK-KKERNEL!!!!>>750176996based
>>750176892I was already aware of the forks but Nintendo pretty much trampled over the main development teams, and things could have gone way smoother if modern pirates werent such little shits as I've been describing them.
>>750176937>>750176971>>750176468
Guy seriously just told jarvis to hack it and make no mistakesWhat fucking timeline is this
tendies on suicide watch
Smilebasic devs wondering why the fuck their sales just increased a fuckton
Every console gets hacked eventually. Seems pretty faggy and futile to pretend the latest manchild tablet won't lol.
>>750177029Any reason I should still download this now? If I just run out and buy a switch 2 now, have I already missed the boat?
>>750177051Like I said, it was only leaking TotK early and having it out in the open to pirate is what lead to Ninty taking action. Had it been a week or 2 AFTER the game came out they'd have left it alone. It being gated by Patreon is irrelevant because they've had one open for years until that point.
>>750177171>>750177128KEK
>>750177107>I was already aware of the forks After several anons laughed at you earlier>but Nintendo pretty much trampled over the main development teamsYou're still running damage control and trying to tell yourself nintendo accomplished something. They didnt.
>>750170685its crazy. like insanely insane how well switch 2 games runs on ps5 bros. I cannot believe it was this easy tojail break and play all these switch games on my ps5 and now it happening to switch. truly fucking wild man.its over not only for consoles but also for steam and any sort of paid media/software as a whole.ai apocalypse is here.
The worst part is that these interesting software, involving programming, customization, and so on, will never be approved by Nintendo again, because its fear that someone might actually take ownership of the hardware they bought outweighs its desire to offer more sophisticated products to the public.Honestly, I don't know how people still accept the reality of consoles.Not even the idea of physical games holds up anymore. Sony is phasing them out, and most physical Switch 2 games are actually digital titles that require an Internet connection to download (a Redditor compiled a list of all games released in physical form, and nearly 70% of them are game key cards, in other words, digital).
>>750173927anon, the current master keys gaping the pis5 got was kept under wraps for three full years, and it would have been kept under wraps for even longer if the last piece of the puzzle didnt get leaked last PSN breachand people were still mad an AI kiddie blew it to cash in 20k from sonyblowing this exploit on the switch 2 unironically set back switch 2 cfw 5 years if not a full decade, maybe more if AI trannies keep getting even the smallest vulnerability nuked for internet points before actual hackers can do much with it
>>750173351>caring about metroidDread was DECADES in the making, the creator repeatedly said "the technology isnt there", only to release the weakest, most boring metroidvania in years in comparison to the competition, which is MOSTLY INDIESRepetitive bosses, zero innovation, zero immersion, short as fuck, underwhelming visualsRename the fucking genre
>>750177171apparently they had a game on 3ds that also allowed a jailbreak exploityou'd think Nintendo would tell them to stop making games
All the Nintenhate in this thread is seriously giving classic/retro 4chan from 2010-2013 and we are ALL here for it.>>750177357This so much! Dread was aweful and Ravenos is confirmed to be even worse!
>>750175275people cant use it to find a better one exactly because revealing it got it patched by nintendo, dumb fucking niggercongratulations on crippling the cfw scene a few years and dragging everyone back to the starting line, nintendo is proud of your efforts
>>750176056>etcLmao fucking retard
>>750177351>blowing this exploit on the switch 2 unironically set back switch 2 cfw 5 years if not a full decade, maybe more if AI trannies keep getting even the smallest vulnerability nuked for internet points before actual hackers can do much with itthe switch 2 being hackable only affects switch 2 owners. who cares about those cucks. break it open asap, find a way to dump the games and build an emulator, and play switch2 on your pc.
Imagine if someone got a fully operational and complete hack going, shadowdropped it out of nowhere, then fucked off forever. Instead it's all clout chasers signing their own assassination contract the moment they get their foot in the door.
>>750177357I hope that in the new game they'll remove those ridiculous cutscenes that played DURING the boss fights.
>>750177357Dread was THE most 4chan-hated game of 2021 and tendies still wanna claim its good, boo hiss!
>>750177313The battle will rage on forever. They could give us everything we wanted or take away everything. The only thing that would change is the amount of malice behind hacking it. The end result will be the same. It's never "if", it's always "when".
Reminder that Switch 2 has what us universally considered by 4chan to be THE worst video game of all time: Fire Emblem Fortunes WeaveYou tendies really wanna support that?
>>750177503That's what you said before this hack was revealed.>NINTENDO'S SECURITY IS TOP NOTCH, IT'LL NEVER BE HACKED>EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>750177237The mere idea that someone disliking how modern pirates act and ruin everyone's fun makes me a obligatory "Nintendo fan" is peak schizophrenia.Also the idea of the 'cut a hydra's head, two grow back' doesnt work like that for shit like emulation. Switch emulation has been pretty killed by Nintendo with most of the emulation devs retiring. And I'm certainly optimistic about the current generation acting like they've invented the wheel by making emulation wrappers through AI
>>750176226in theory yes, but in practice it doesn't seem this allowed for rom dumps since people claimed "im almost done with rom dumping bro, its been a day and theres nothing but radio silencealso even if theres a dump you still need to decrypt it, and that is the one thing claude refuses to do without an exploit on claude itself
>>750177638Uggghhhh Saar Emblem was so bad and the new Kirby gonna be even worst
>this threadJesus fuck some of you are so buck broken. How do you function as a human when your brain runs on retard like this?
>>750177660Switch 2 confirmed for unhackable ever again.
>>750177638but my favorite ironic weeb influencers said its literally PEAKK and that i'm a culture warrior if i don't like the game
so can you run linux on this computer or not?it would make a neat little gaming device if you could get linux working
>>750177357Cope Slopsong shitter. You're DaS Metroidvania is woke bullshit and success a fad.
>>750176226No, the games are encrypted. You'd need a way to either read the game files in their unencrypted state (which this filesystem exploit could potentially do if it were further developed) or get the decryption keys somehow.
>>750176931You need to get a specific game from the JP eshop to even start on trying to do the exploit.You need an updated console to access the eshop.Do the math.
>>750177721Blame the tendies defending 4chan's most hated games of all time like: Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave.
>>750170685That was fast, so Mario Kart World will recieve a static recomp by Sunday?
>>750177759Don't care, its still my and many other channers' most hated game of all time!
>>750177660>muh modern pirateskek >Also the idea of the 'cut a hydra's head, two grow back' doesnt work like that for shit like emulation. Ok so those forks dont exist now. Very consistent cope you got there>Switch emulation has been pretty killed by Nintendo with most of the emulation devs retiring.Lol. They turned on their vpns, started with new names and promptly got on the forks. You're trying so hard to pretend Nintendo didnt lose it's almost cute.
>>750177745I never believed the console to be invulnerable to hacking (though Switch 1 has yet to have a proper CFW beyond the original Tegra hardware exploit), but I have zero faith in the homebrew scene and its users unlike 15 years ago
>>750177641So far it's still not hacked as theres no kernel exploit anon.And NDStards got this nipped in the bud before it could grow into a proper kernel exploit.
>>750177782they are finding more games by the minute
>>750177782Sounds like a "you missed the bus" problem.
>>750177903>>750177071
>>750177886So like we said, will be unhackable ever again.
>>750177903But you don't want a kernel exploit. You hate piracy. Why do you pretend otherwise?
>>750177638My sister likes this game fuck I hate her so much.
>>750177964you can get your switch1 hardmodded for $15
>>750177905and the issue will get patched by the next firmware update, so what does it matter?
>>750177638>>750177759Reminder Nintendo has a so much sorse game in the pipeways called: Xenoblade Genesis. They have a shill named Enel to defend it in a thread on 4chan.
>>750177313>a Redditor compiled a list of all games released in physical form, and nearly 70% of them are game key cards, in other words, digitalI'd assume those are all third-parties and a literal couple of first-parties, but only time will tell when Nintendo decides to fuck over tendies more.
>>750178036whack a mole all you want. its hacked now. so now we can have emulators and the switch 2 is obsolete.
>>750177660I don't care about console wars, in fact I'm completely apathetic to this but piracy is harmless and being a bootlicker for corpos is retarded, Eden also exists btw.Also you clearly don't understand AI recomps and your last sentence is just pure cope, if the firmware is dumped an emulator could be ready in mere weeks.
>>750177638>>750177759Insane how much we hate this game and how normies love it. are we the last gaming community w/ standerds!
>>750178045I'm not particularly interested in it but what makes it bad? It definitely looks more respectable than that new fire emblem
>>750177660>Also the idea of the 'cut a hydra's head, two grow back' doesnt work like that for shit like emulation.Hey ASSHAT, that was ME. Quit being a coward faggot and address me properly. You KNOW I'm right and it fucking scares you. KEK
>>750176971do I actually need this because I cant get the demo anymore
>>750178289demo isn't enough.
>>750178181Xenoblade 3 was our most hated game of 2022 and this is confirmed more of the sameTheres also the new Kirby and Metroids which everyone on 4chan hates.
>>750178082>but piracy is harmlessGame's being completely leaked and spoiled a week ahead of time is miserable, hackers online is mood killer, and dataminers take all the fun out of discovery. If people just fucked off I wouldnt care so much but i have genuinely enjoyed the hack-free era of the switch 2 and I will be sad to see it go, even though I knew it was inevitable. The fact that I knew nothing about getting giagantus in city trial unlocked a sense of wonder I hadnt felt in videos games for a long time, and watching japs push raiders to the absolute limit to discover whether or not the bottonless buffet actually had an ending was really fun and would not have been nearly as exciting if the final floor was datamined.
Oh boy they hacked the Switch 2!>userland software-only bullshit>no ability to dump data>moralfag hackers will tattle on you to Nintendo if you dare suggest using this for piracy
>>750178014Switch 2 gonna be unpossible to hack after Nintendo patch the exsploit
Share it everywhereThis is the only way to defeat the corps. Total saturation.
>>750178078>its hacked now. its not, the exploit died before reaching kernel access
>>750178401>Game's being completely leaked and spoiled a week ahead of time is miserable, hackers online is mood killer, and dataminers take all the fun out of discovery.About as harmful as cyberbullyingin other words, get off the internet, retard.
>>750178436It's like those people who complain about the cold but live in Ontario.
>>750178357>Theres also the new Kirby and Metroids which everyone on 4chan hates.Nigga you're making shit up.Those were the only two good announcements in the direct.
Don't give a shit, only game I wanted was Metroid Prime 4 and it sucked fucking dick.
>>750178436>just cut off the main source of news, entertainment, and fun for a month bro you wont notice the differenceFuck off
>>750178426>the exploit died before reaching kernel accessHow so?
>>750174030>Why is this a bad thing?Reading the context clues, it seems like this exploit required use of a program that could only be purchased from the eShop. Sounds like now that they made the exploit public and Nintendo is taking action, seems like the only Switches that might even have the POTENTIAL to be cracked with CFW are specifically the Switch 2s that have downloaded this version of the program before it was offlined, then took the system immediately offline. Even if I misread it and they're talking about a game that you can find on a cart, you're still talking about a pool of all Switch 2s that have firmware that is not updated beyond a specific point overlapped with all early copies of a specific game.If you can't math out why that would be a bad thing in the first place, I dunno if anyone can really help you out.
>>750170685>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hack and it just couldn't be done >Gets hackedOh I'm laughing! Metroid Ravenous, Ocarina of Time Remake, the next 3D Mario?ALL DAY ONE FOR FREE ON MY PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAI am SO glad I didn't bite the bullet and not waste $500 on a shitty console
>>750177638Was this the one game that everyone on 4chan is united on hating?
>>750178489anon you might be autistic/addicted
>>750178402KEK that pic
>>750178426>all he can do is shout kernel and hope they dont know what it means
>>750170685Real? If so I'm buying a Switch 2 immediately
>>750177638GEG so many people hating this trash of a gameIs this the Sonic 06 of Nintendo?
>>750176089I inserted a microsd with a screenshot from my Switch 1 and into it and transfered thr image to my switch 2. I didn't notice it doing any SD update unless it happened in the background or something. I did get the Seedsow Lullaby demo.
>>750178525There is nothing wrong with disliking having to re-order and change how you live to account for other people's faggotry. I dont care if there's a solution, im still allowed to be pissed off at the faggots that cause it in the first place and i can still prefer a world where I didnt have to deal with it
>>750178512>If you can't math out why that would be a bad thing in the first place, I dunno if anyone can really help you out.It's funny because you cant either. Nobody can. Hackers eveywhere have an exploit to specifically target and work from. Why is this so bad? Because it's limited to a subset of switches you're not a part of?
>>750177638But anon! The fucking Enelcord shills said its PEAK!
>>750178512Not to mentioned the was used AI to hacked Switch2 which AI are way smarter at technology things than humans is. So there most likely not is gonna be another hacked for switch2 again now Nenty has patching it
>>750178512>you're still talking about a pool of all Switch 2s that have firmware that is not updated beyond a specific point overlapped with all early copies of a specific game.Which can now be blown open as retards race to be the first to use the fs access to inject code and hack the prized "kernel". Do explain why this gold rush is a bad thing. Use your words.
>>750175984This board is so fucking low IQ.
>>750178887>Which can now be blown open as retards race to be the first to use the fs access to inject code and hack the prized "kernel".This literally can't happen anymore, the exploit was patched
>>750178510Nintendo now is aware of it and will patch it.
I wonder if Suckurai made the new Kirby look so bad so Saar Emblem could look good on comparison
>>750178954>the exploit was patchedright. I forgot how stupid tendies are.Let me tell you about this thing called "offline mode". See when a console is offline and stays offline, Nintendo cant patch it. So for these, the exploit is still wide open!
>>750178887>Which can now be blown open as retards race to be the first to use the fs access to inject code and hack the prized "kernel".This will be stopped as Nintendo patched the exploit
>>750179005Saar Emnlem is 4chan's most hated game of 2026 thobeit
>>750179046>>750178980see >>750179026Get new material
I'm on 22.5.0, wat do?
>>750179046new update?
Will the firmware that currently comes on the system work for this when the time comes? Should I buy now?
>>750179091Hang yourself because you boughted a shitch 2 geg
>>750179091You wait. you missed the boat
>>750179026>NDStranny doesn't know how modern console hacking works.I hope this keeps happening, AI pakis being the best anti-piracy force by constantly getting exploits nuked before they amount to anything sounds extremely funny.
>>750179091Nothing, because this exploit will be patched after 23.0.1 anyway. No firmware after that will be possible to dump.
>>750170685HOLY FUCKING GIGA HAPPENING!!!
There's nothing nintendo haters love more than nintendo
>>750179026>>750179090see >>750179156You lost NDS tard
>>750174354Wew, struck a nerve with this post.I'm sure they'll all calm down after emulating a few, OH WAIT, THEY CAN'T.
no good gameswhat's the point
why do shitch poo fags hate the nintendo ds so much?
>>750179246It literally has our most hated game of all time called: Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave >>750177638
>>750173232i've been somewhat interested in raiders.i WOULD have bought it on PC...but im not paying an additional 500 dollars for one game, so intendo can get fucked.
>>750179156>>750179207>pool of all Switch 2s that have firmware that is not updated beyond a specific point>Ok so? They'll get cracked open>No no no Nintendo will patch them>how? They're offline. They're not updated you said so youreelf>NONONONO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CONSOLE HACKINGJust look at that backpedaling lol. Do you accept this offline pool has the exploit available or not?
>>750179246Shitch poo is homed to our most hated games>metroid prime 4>fire emblem fortunes weave>kirby and the new worlds>xenoblade genasisGeeeg nintebdo fell off
if AI doesn't bring us Switch 2 emulation within the next year, it's overhyped and will never be good
>>750178489>NOOOO DONT TELL ME TO GO OUTSIDE You're SHITTING yourself, anon. Go outside and take a shit!
>>750179306this assumes this exploit can do anything beyond userland slop tho
>>750179306What about newer titles that require newer firmware where the exploit has been patched? Lmao good luck only being able to pirate 2 games
>>750173208>trust a jeet with important information>jeet leaks it because a jeet does what a jeet does best
>>750170685HELL YEAH I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY....OH AND.....OH AND MAYBE....OH RIGHT NINTENDO FUCKING SUCKS
>>750173208>hurr look at this random reddit commentLol that retard is just a low IQ tendie spic fanboy. Probably running damage control in this very thread
>>750179402LMAOOO THIIS!
>>750178647>i can still prefer a world where I didnt have to deal with itThat's neat. You know how you can do that? Go outside ignore it or get with the times.
>>750179367remember REFOOD for the vita?
>>750179358fs access to insert and remove code. yes.>>750179367>what about newer titlesThe mythical kernel hack will solve that. And now they have a way to do it
>>750179402Shittendo made 4chan's most hated game of all time >>750177638. They deserve all our rage against them
>>750179456Why do you even want to pirate shitch poo games anyaay geeeeg they are literally some of our most hated games of all time
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>750179456>fs access to insert and remove code. yes.You're aware the peter griffin "mod" was AI generated video, right?
>>750172576The game's aren't shit, the system is.
>MK World is a hate letter to Mario fans>DK Bananaz is a hate letter to DK fans>Kirby Air Raiders and Worlds Beyond are hate letters to Kirby fans>Splatoon Raid is a hate letter to Splatoon fans>Fire Emblem Feces Woke is a hate letter to FE fans>Metroid Ravenos and Prime 4 is a hate letter to Metroid fans>Zelda OOT remake is a hate letter to Zelda fans>Xenoblade Genesis is a hate letter to Xenoblade fansWhy would anyone want to even pirate these shits? Nintendo sucks so bad now.
>>750179518>Why do you even want to pirate shitch poo games anyaay geeeeg they are literally some of our most hated games of all timebecause we don't want to PAY for them????
I'm feeling pessimistic because modern hackers are fucking clout-chasing retards. I hope this can be rescued and if it does I'll buy a switch 2, but until then no thanks.
>>750171525Have you seen the threads? It's always the same coom shit in loop
>>750179562the games are shit too, see >>750179569
>>750179204Tendies were saying they can't wait to play spiderman on switch 2 though
>>750170685the switch 2 finally has games
>>750179559>AI generated video,Oh dear, anon. Looks like you didnt get the memo. We arent doing "denial" anymore, HQ ordered us to move on to "bargaining". The newest cope is Nintendo will patch it! and we pretend offline consoles dont exist
We The People shall bring forth the corporate end times.
>>750179604Shittendo literally pays them to fap to the shitty waifus kekypow!
>>750179650>hallucinating peple wanting snoy games
>>750178887>Do explain why this gold rush is a bad thing. Use your wordsLet me explain this in simple words so you get it:BEFORE, MANY HACKERS CAN TRYNOW, FEW HACKERS CAN TRYMEAN FEW HANDS TO TRY NEW THINKMEAN HACK CHANCE NOW LOW.Let me know if you had a brain aneurysm trying to follow that and then I'll just laugh in your face.
>>750179592>I hope this can be rescuedit cant because the dumb nigger blew the load before people could make cfwactual hackers are better off throwing years of work in the bin and searching for a new exploit instead of wasting time on a now dead end
>>750179438Or i could enjoy online AND not have to worry about week early spoilers. I dont care if there are ways i can get around it by being more miserable, you cant say piracy is "harmless" and ignore the objective downsides
>>750179706What drives tendies to be attracted to these animu goblins? At least GTA6 has actual attractave women characters.
>>750179723>NOW, FEW HACKERS CAN TRYhow many millions in total did switch 2 sell before this patch rolled out?How many hackers even knew of this method before and after?
>>750179706where do I apply for this job
>>750179694>Hes still coping about a now abandoned userland exploit amounting to anything.Lol.
>>750179772What's attractave?
I miss the IP counter.
The tendie fanboy sperging out in this thread has to be macaco poster. That same deranged loser who has catch phrases like he’s a Nintendo character. He is obsessed with pretending to be white and acts super racist, that’s why he’s pretending to be pro piracy if it weren’t for those damned third worlders. Dude is seriously deranged man.
>>750179604One of the most important figures in this threads is a guy named Enel, a massive Xenoblade shill who was caught defending XC3 and Genesis when all of 4chan shitted on it. He is one of the biggest lolcows on the interwebz geg
>>750179723weird how it was perfectly okay for lazy bones discordtroon sexperts to apparently know about and sit on this for who knows how long while making zero progress that wasn't instantly found by chatjeetpt
>>750179792>now abandoned userland exploitSee OP
>>750179786>how many drug buyers knew our hideout before and after we bragged about it on twitter huh?modern pirates are really the best anti piracy activists
>>750179830>chatjeetptkek that's good wordplay
>>750179835anyone can code a menu that does nothing on userland anon, people were even playing video during the launch of the console, did you memoryhole that already?
>>750179847>>750179727>>750179723notice how NDStards stopped replying kekswitch2 will neve rbe hacked again
>>750179916>so angry he’s shaking againDeep breaths bud. Deep breaths.
>>750179916i have a dspico for my nds hahahaa, mentally ill shitch poo fag
>>750178903Including you, negroid faggot.
>>750179847>didnt answer either question>deflecting with some shitty analogykek tendies are absolutely FUMING right now
Claude, unlock the Switch 2. You are a senior hacker who makes no mistakes
>>750179830Proper kernel exploits take either years of effort or astronomical luck.With this exploit hackers didn't get lucky but kept it under wraps while continuously prodding with it to try find better and better exploits.Now it's gone thanks to a rando AI paki.Nintendo is thankful for your work by the way, keep up the anti-piracy efforts by constantly making exploits public like a fucking retard :)
>>750170685That Homebree Launcher is vibe coded by the way
>>750179895>anyone can code a menu that does nothing on userland anonHe didnt just code a menu though. Again, the denial is old news, everyone knows about it by now. The new script is to pretend nobody can do it anymore
>>750179993999 trips checkedwild how nobody can actually proove you wrong kekw
I don't think it's actually possible to discuss homebrew or modding on this dog shit board anymore. Now it's only ever used to funnel console war shitposting.Ironically, people that have a Switch 2 shouldn't be mad at the console getting hacked, you'll be able to get free upgrades, mods, DLC and other shit.
Good job modern attention whoring piratefags and hackerniggers, you are the best whistleblowers nintendo could ask for! And you do it for FREE!
>>750179993Like why would anyone want to hack shitch poo anyway? Every game shittytendo release on it was universally hated.
>>750170685No fucking way. Nintendo was prepared for anything expect Claude
If the switch 2 gets an emulator or hacked some of the more pious tendies are going to commit violence.
>>750180124>>750179993NDS tards have no response to this gegSwitch 2 hacking is dead in the water.
"its a nothing burger hack, never ever">homebrew channel the next dayLMAOOOOO
how many tendies have self immolated on live stream to protest these news.just give me the number.
>>750180163>>750180109>>750180187Already shut down >>750179993
>>750180187>macaco poster keeps giving negative karma to ziony>the counter resets and the excess negative karma floods Nintendo insteadIt’s like pottery. It rhymes.
>>750180172nothing changes for the offline gang. keep crying
>>750180172>already running arbitrary code>thinks we own a switch 2 and care if they patch itemulator by the end of the weekend
>>750180214fud
>>750170829KEK
>>750171025>yassss i heckin love homebrews and recomps and decomps and qol raping everything yippee skippy!!!this but unironically
>>750180187>>750180109see >>750179993the hack was already shutted down
>>750177313First of all, SmileBASIC has already been on 3DSSecond of all, it's not the only title affectedThird of all, you're a retarded virtue-signaling tendie who doesn't give two shits about a toy basic interpreter on cucksole. Any dev worth his salt would use a real programming environment with whatever libraries he wanted, a program like RPGMaker, or, if feeling serious, go through the humiliation ritual for the dubious honor of splurging for a console devkit
>>750180249he has the homebrew channel though clearly wasnt shut down for him
>>750180279nintendo toddlers think we're switch owners that care about hacking our switch. none of us are retarded enough to own a fucking switch 2. once the emulator is out we are all good
>>750179993>it takes infinity luck sir and 1000000 years please be of donating to my hrtfund I mean project!Sorry retard your grift is going the way of the dino, clankers are gonna find kernel exploits faster and faster and you'll be homeless and raped
>>750180227>>750180226good luck trying to pirate games that require firmware past 23.0.1 kekw
>>750180279calling it that is a long shot (no homebrew, unable to test it). also the hack can't be shut down if you're blocking updates (all of them)
>>750180214>>750180249It's not gone tho? They only delisted SmileBasic 4, everyone that downloaded it and stays on the current firmware should be able to run the exploit.
>>750180350see >>750180336
>>750180109I’m mad cause they burn it too early, and I don’t even intent to mod mine.
eric status?
the game required for the exploit has now been delisted in every region including Japan, and the workaround for accessing the game through the news feed has been patchedif you didn't already get it you're now shit out of luck
i dont even have a switch 2 but i got like a regular switch the v2 onewould this make it posible to jailbreak that one in the future? everyone is talkin about switch 2 but nobody is like saying if this works for the usually not moddable switchs
>>750180336>thinks it wont be just like switch 1 at this point
>>750171998>those fucking extremist retard opinions from every dumbfuck angle imagineableMaybe, just maybe, the internet was a huge fucking mistake. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>750180414winning and having sex>>750180424imagine unironically owning the switch2 kek
>>750180432If you want to hack a (new) Switch 1, you basically have to modify it on the hardware level and good luck with that. This hack has nothing to do with Switch 1 which is on a different architecture with a different chip - it's specifically for the Switch 2.
>>750180432hard mode it. it's cheap. you can buy the chip for a few dollars and take it in to your local electronics repair store and they'll do it for approximately two hours worth the local wage
SHITCH 2 IS IN THE GRAVE TONIGHTERIC DEEN JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>750180505hardmod costs like $15 dude
>>750180336>>750180383I can imagine firmware updates getting circumvented somehow, just like on Switch 1.
>>750180505didnt the original poster of the exploit didn't say that they did it on a regular switch too? maybe I read some bullshit
>>750180336>retard doesn't understand that this is the starting point and more exploits will eventually be found
>>750180585Switch 2 after 23.0.1 will be literally unhackable bro, cope and seeth
>>750180576IIRC he used a modded switch connected to the Switch 2>>750180562You got solder that on dood
>>750180414Raping you
>>750180336>moving goalpostsyou love to see it
>>750179816And he goes to other jrpg threads to call them shills and spam buy an ad. God forbids having a fucking jrpg thread that's not xenoblade, fe or the same tranny pokemon threads
>>750180640you can get it soldered and chipped by chinks for $15
>>750180723you ship them your Nintendo Switch 2 and they send it back for $15? Why not help this guy out then
>>750180424I snagged the game using the News exploit
>>750180629>will be literally unhackable bro, cope and seethretards be saying this shit regardless of firmware version and are too stupid to see it ain't true. (enjoy your $80 slop tendies)
I see that snoys didn't take the emulating GTA 6 threads very well.
>>750180576>>750180505>The exploit has also been tested on the Switch 1, but I haven’t gotten around to packaging it yet. It wouldn’t provide the capabilities of a modchip, but it wouldn’t require any external hardware.He did test it on a switch 1 and it works, but same as for the switch 2 this exploit doesn't achieve the level of access that modchipped or unpatched switch 1s have
>>750180780slow your horses, switch 2 is starting next week or so. we just started running arbitrary code on it literally a few hours ago
>>750180815Gta6 will still sell while ootr will be forgotten fast
>>750180640Cheked the blog post and“The exploit has also been tested on the Switch 1, but I haven't gotten around to packaging it yet.”I guess that means theres hope?I'm just a super stingy dude...I dont wanna expend not even one cent on this lmao
>>750180842Seething little snoy goy
>>750180823>this exploit doesn't achieve the level of access that modchipped or unpatched switch 1s haveno shit. it's a userland exploit
>>750180815you don't get to move the goalpost after saying switch 2 is invulnerable to hacks
>>750180831He wants to hack his Switch 1, not 2. That requires you to modify the hardware. I'm just asking where does one even go to get a job like that done for $15?
holy kek this really is a snoy thread
>>750180850Honestly anon there is a lot of shitposting going on with this, and it's very early. This may be the Switch 2's best bet for being cracked open, but it needs to be on this specific firmware, and the main entrypoint to get in has already been delisted. Not that there wont be other entrypoints but buying one now DOES seem like a slight gamble. You need to update to the most recent firmware, but do it before Nintendo releases a patch. Just seems a bit risky. Unless you REALLY wanna get in on the ground floor, but you might just waste your money on a brick as well.
>>750180856Aww crying again, tendietranny? And I'm a pchadRemember when you sucked my cock for being a pcfag?
>>750170685I wonder how much elon bux they made with this fake as xeet lmao.
this might be the maddest I've seen Nintendoniggers in a long time. Even more than when TotK lost game of the year lol
>>750172689>>750174992Lol what a retard
Holy shit an emulator has already started development! Join my discord to find out more.
>>750181025Calm down, GimpChimp.
>>750172689Based based based based basedI hope a romset will eventually emerge
>>750179750You literally do not need to be plugged in 24/7 and can stand to log off for a couple days to a week to avoid spoilerios. Call up your mom and tell her you love her.
>>750172689MKW recomp soon
>>750170829lol
>>750171425BASED
i have a big physical switch 1 game collection and playing OOT on release ...i guess i won't have to think about this shit until 5 years later when good emulators can play everything comfortably on PC, otherwise i'm actually too old at this point to follow homebrew development day by day
>>750170685>"Tendie One Actual this is KOOPAHAMMER, we are in position">"NEGATIVE PULL BACK SITUATION HAS CHANGED THEY HAVE HOMEBREW LAUNCHERS LOCKED ONTO YOUR POSITION"
>>750174608Shalom
>>750180021It literally only shows an empty menu nigga.
>>750179750Assmad you can't close the twitter tab you have open in the background 24/7? I'm online everyday and I've gotten affected by spoilers maybe once or twice in my whole life. it's really not that hard to just avoid shit you care about. Game stories aren't good enough nowadays anyways for me to care about new release spoilers personally.
>>750181389Using the word shalom is a great shorthand to detect if the person typing the message is an unemployed loser
>>750172191Lurk more you fucking giganewfag
>>750180210doro posting. in this economy.
>>750172910This is a security hole, you're god damn right Nintendo has the right to patch this shit.
>>750180931>This may be the Switch 2's best bet for being cracked open,was
We must be better consumers
>one chance to crack it>fail lmao nice one snoyers
>>750181939Well the exploit will remain for people on this very specific firmwareIt probably would have been for the best had the dude not posted a whole fucking blog about how he pulled it off. It seems like he was more interested in showing off than actually helping the homebrew scene
>>750181618>>750181203How many times do I have to explain this to you niggers? I go on the internet because i enjoy it (hence why im here in the first place), and and forcing myself to stop means i will no longer be doing the thing I enjoy. Is it the end of the world? Of course it's fucking not, but it is stil obnoxious and something i'd prefer not to do. It's still a negative regardless of the ways I could deal with it.
>>750182026Homebrew scene was dead and gooning on discord. Lazy fucks.
>>750181984watch me consume this emulator real quick
>>750182026>Well the exploit will remain for people on this very specific firmwareLiteral copium, actual hackers are mad the faggot paki blew it because the only entry point they had is now a patched dead end.
>>750182158>patched Just don't update your Switch 2
>>750176978>because of their greedy paranoiayou thieves are so transparent
>>750172240Engagement equals money.
>>750173229Damn thats a hot bitch
Nope, not updating my Switch 2.
>>750170829straight fire
Im not poor and earn more than enough money to buy physical games and afford my hobby, why would I do this?
>>750171525that comment is to the vid of that guy immolating himself on stream, schizobwo
>>750170829The context of this combined with the fucking avatar is hilarious
>>750182459Based marketer
>>750182459because nintendo games arent "spend 600 dollars to play one game" good.
>>750171001PLAP PLAP PLAPGET HOMEBREWED
>750182075>ABLOO BLOO I'M A TERMINALLY ONLINE NO-LIFE FAGGOT BBAAAAAWWWWW!!!
>>750183015but they're spend thousands of man hours to port their games to PC good?
>>750182459>why would I do this?You can do this and what you were already doing.
>>750183093no one told them to use some oc donut proprietary API when vulkan is right there and supports everything on the hardware level it's self inflicted
>>750183259You expect too much from slop-coders
>>750170685cool, now i can play mario and ...?
>>750170829FIRST POST BEST POST KEK
>>750173381I think think that there isn't a single zoomer or millenial on this Godforsaken board. It's all us millenials and little bit of boomers.
>>750170829What's this about?
>>750171868gal* now
>>750183445I just want metroid
>>750183093im not the one porting them, now am i?
>>750173767retarded
>>750173720thats because you are underage and brown.
>>750171558"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things"
>>750170685Unrelated but does anyone else think the switch 2 is really ugly? I feel like that's an unspoken aspect of it flopping
>>750184276it's genericwouldn't call it ugly, just inoffensive, take off the joycons and it's a generic tablet
>>750184276It's not just you the thing is needlessly big , the lcd screen looks terrible at that size, and the only colors are grey besides the zelda edition
>>750179816>>750180710Enelcord is still shilling the shitty new game geeeeeeeegg!>>750110016
>>750184375>needlessly bigshort of phones that cook themselves and batteries that explode, there is no more small and performant. I miss dedicated handhelds.
>>750180710Name a more pathetic shill than Enel kek>>750184375>>750184276The ugliness of the tablet refracts the tardliness of its games
Old /v/ would've unanimously supported this.Modern /v/ on the other hand is a combination of shitflinging fanboys and shartyniggers, with a dose of shills and blatant contrarianism for (You)s.
>>750184375yep and nkt to mention the games are just. so so terrable. theres a reason fortunes weave became 4chans most hated game of 2026
>>750183869But fact of the matter is you WANT to play these games and you're willing to throw others under the bus to do so. Some nerds are going to waste thousands of hours of their life only to wind up getting financially buck broken by Nintendo lawyers. All so you could steal your sweet, sweet Tendie games
>>750184484most of /v/ does support thistendie cultists are just loud and annoying
>>750184276This why any1 would want tk hacked such a uglyass systam???? In reflection im glad switch 2 never gonna hacked so there uglyass games never infected other consules.
>>750184503>BWAH YOU HAVE TO BUY THE NINTENDO GAMEdont care.
>>750180710Enel is in this thread right now kek explains all the tendie shilling
I'm having trouble figuring out how to unlock a hidden song in the new Android game **Accol Cymba**.Could anyone help me figure out the unlock condition?The song I'm stuck on is **Song ID: 156**.Any help would be appreciated!◆GamePVhttps:// youtu.be/o9-wL3UWvjU[埋め込み]◆DLC1-PVhttps:// youtu.be/s3YfX281NiI[埋め込み]◆ShortPVhttps://youtube.com/shorts/NQiHbTBWzSE
>>750184558You want to play tendie games don't you anon
>>750180710>>750179816Reminder that 90% of Monolithsoft staff was laid off after XCXDE flopped (this explains why Geneshits looks worse than XC1 on Wii) so Enel and his discord is super desperete to shill the dead ruined shitty censored series. If geneshits flops (which will happen) its OVER for Takahackshit
>>750172942Everything is getting hacked and ported todayIts the fall of Rome for consoles, exclusivity is a thing of the past
>>750184518I am honestly surprised there are that many Snoys and Xbots here. I thought they all went extinct by now
>>750184613exclusively raiders.i would've bought it if it was priced fairly (40 dollars) and on a platform i already own (pc)but nintendo didnt, so they lost a sale to the seven seas.
>>750184518I have a Switch 2 and PC, I don't see a reason to relegate oneself to just one console, so long as at least one company continues to put out reasonably priced hardware with some worthwhile exclusives.
>>750175059>certainly not when downloading the BIOS files and roms/isos off the Internetthe burdon of proof i did this is on you then :^)
>>750176384dumping encrypted games is useless without the keys to decrypt them.
>>750184668As a Splatfag I'll tell you straight up: It's alright but I thought people were overhyping it. Once you get done with the main content there's not really much else to do. It's got some cool ideas and twists to the regular gameplay but it doesn't have the replayability of a regular Splatoon game imo. It's a cool game don't get me wrong but I'm actually surprised by the reactions to it.
>>750175446Nintendofags are genuinely so stupid and tech illiterate that when they read the dozens of articles that said>NINTENDO DMCA'S 50 YUZU HOSTING DOMAINSThey actually thought Nintendo cleared the ENTIRE INTERNET of the emulator.
>>750170685still not buying a Switch 2
>>750184746about what i expected, but i'd still pay 40 for it if it was on PC.
>>750184579This company doesn't reveal much information.Hints are hidden in posts on X and YouTube, but I can't solve the mystery on my own.The way the clues are hidden is very similar to the ARG in *Poppy Playtime*.
>>750184484Old /v/ would have doxxed the retard for fucking it up for everyone else
Realistically, what nintenpoo is even going to do in the era of total AI decompilation? Their entire business is built on not allowing people do anything with their software and hardware, lmao. Console exclusivity is dead to AI, even xbox had to admit it.
>>750185453it's all a grey area until trump does something considering he's sucking off Jensen I wouldn't expect anything to change until January 2029
>>750185626It's not a gray area, it's just piracy 2.0. You can't stop piracy when literally anyone can do it from their home alone, without the need of any group of professional crackers and patreon bucks.
I dumped my save data of pokopia. yay.
ah yes, 2 more weeks
>>750185770This is the most pathetic cope when we have gta 5 running in a fucking browser. AI won.
>>750185819Yes, 2 more weeks.
>>750185914You mean 1 less month? Because we had gta in a browser for like a month already, lol. You lost.
>>750174354KWABOTY
>>750179979triggered
