Software Sales (physical only)1. [NS2] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 17,911 / NEW2. [NSW] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 15,630 / NEW3. [NSW] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 14,003 / NEW4. [NSW] Rhythm Heaven Groove – 13,084 / 1,093,4275. [PS5] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 10,390 / NEW6. [PS5] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 7,621 / NEW7. [PS5] Ace Combat 8 – 5,834 / 82,6488. [NS2] Kingdom Hearts Collection [1-3] – 5,404 / 28,8159. [NS2] Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave – 5,221 / 177,75510. [NSW] Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream – 5,212 / 1,633,297Hardware SalesSwitch 2 – 21.854 (6.430.827)PlayStation 5 – 10.667 (7.772.199)Switch – 4.857 (36.955.209)Xbox Series X|S – 229 (706.737)
>>750174613>4. [NSW] Rhythm Heaven Groove – 13,084 / 1,093,427
>>750174613Where is the other half?
>>750174613>9. [NS2] Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave – 5,221 / 177,755
>>750174775Waiting for Gematsu to post it
>>750174613>Hardware Sales>Switch 2 – 21.854 (6.430.827)>PlayStation 5 – 10.667 (7.772.199)
>>750174613>10. [NSW] Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream – 5,212 / 1,633,297
>>750174613>Software Sales (physical only)>1. [NS2] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 17,911 / NEW>5. [PS5] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 10,390 / NEW
>>750174613>Software Sales (physical only)>2. [NSW] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 15,630 / NEW>6. [PS5] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 7,621 / NEW
>>750174613>1. [NS2] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 17,911 / NEW>3. [NSW] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 14,003 / NEW>5. [PS5] Tales of Eternia Remastered – 10,390 / NEWAnother long running sony series brutalized by the barrier and saved by nintendo
>Jannies were babysitting the schizo at the end of the last thread.not beating the allegations.
>[NSW] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 15,630 / NEW> [PS5] Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse – 7,621 / NEWWhy aren't snoys buying third party games?
>>750174613>4. [NSW] Rhythm Heaven Groove – 13,084 / 1,093,427YuuNara won
NINTENDOMINATION!
>>750175206Beatspell spinoff fucking WHEN
MARIOKARTWORLDWILLNEVERBEONPC
>>750175012>>750175178>sales that lowyes real Castlevania fans won
>>750175178>They oversupplied the PS5 version
NINTENDO WON
Not the community notes!
Reminder
>>750175456How are the supply of the switch 1 and 2 versions?
>>750175456to be fair thats at most 15k copies, it was parity with the switch onenot an unreasonable prediction to make when castlevania has been a westoid pandering IP for a while now and konami expected the pis55 westaboos to buy it about on par with the switch owners that would have considered it shovelwareand snoys still didnt buy shit
>>750174613Fortune's Weave in the top 10
>>750174613Where is the wolverine?
>>750174412>It's the modern day Mega Man Battle Network Operate Shooting Star. Word of mouth did so much damage to that game it was on the bargain bin a week after release.That's Wilds.
Mexican herePrepping myself for a comfy Fall/WinterWhat are we playing on our Switch 2 bros?
>>750175903
>>750175774orange which means low for the switch 1 version, there's no switch 2 version
>>750176135Just playing various games until Ocarina is here. Wanna soak in the complete atmosphere
>>750176135>What are we playing on our Switch 2 bros?
>>750176135Dragon's Dogma 2 Dark Arisen runs really well, i can't believe I'm playing it on handheld running this good.
>sales
Only on the Nintendo Switch 2.
>>750176383>beat this as the asian lady>SNAKES!!! all day long
You WILL buy the Nintendo Switch 2!
Sonystation 5 got BTFO!
>>750176135Alternating between Sword of the Vagrant, Croixleur Sigma, MHGU (fuck 3* Gammoth, and fuck me for deciding to beat the 3* Fated Four) and Kirby and the Forgotten Land.
>>750176873how is sword of the vagrant? is it as good as a vanillaware game?
I was thinking: isn't all this Ai decomps and finding security breaches really, REALLY bad in general?But what if someone does that on government computers, you know, nukes and shit
>>750176135>Grinding for them Touhou 1CCs>Tons of puzzles to solve on Order of the Sinking Star>Getting them perfects in Rhythm Heaven>Labbing Mario Kart World>Dagdan collection on the way>Preordered Zelda>And a huge backlogYep, it's gonna be a good generation.
>>750177173the computer that has the launch code for the nukes aren't on the internet, they're on their own network
>>750176665>emubros never get past first stage in ANY game damn.
>>750177246>run emulator to see if it works>scroll on twitter for the next 12 hoursevery time
>a dozen exploits>Homebrew launchers already made>Games already getting dumpedThe worst day in a cultists life is always the next day lol
>>750176365Really? Never played the base game, might pick it up on Switch 2 then.
>>750177332cap it at 30fps with frame genit just works
>>750177387It's so funny how Nintendo forced Capcom to make decent versions of Wilds and DD2 lol.
[SW2] Splatoon Raiders (Nintendo, 07/23/26) – 4,043 (685,691)[NSW] Minecraft (Microsoft, 06/21/18) – 3,103 (4,292,556)[SW2] Mario Kart World (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 3,054 (3,050,412)[SW2] Dragon’s Dogma II: Dark Arisen (Capcom, 10/09/26) – 2,753 (10,067)[SW2] Ratatan (Game Source Entertainment, 10/15/26) – 2,639 (New)[SW2] Derby Stallion 2 (GAME ADDICT, 09/24/26) – 2,244 (42,872)[SW2] Pokemon Pokopia (The Pokemon Company, 03/05/26) – 2,243 (1,136,668)[NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 1,701 (5,957,899)[PS5] Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered (Koei Tecmo, 10/01/26) – 1,611 (23,771)[SW2] Minecraft Dungeons II (Microsoft, 09/30/26) – 1,575 (16,623)[SW2] Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered (Koei Tecmo, 10/01/26) – 1,555 (15,997)[PS5] Dragon’s Dogma II: Dark Arisen (Capcom, 10/09/26) – 1,496 (6,595)[NSW] Yo-kai Watch 1 for Nintendo Switch (LEVEL-5 the Best) (LEVEL-5, 04/22/21) – 1,491 (62,765)[PS5] CONTROL Resonant (U&I Entertainment, 10/15/26) – 1,464 (New)[PS5] Kingdom Hearts Collection [I ~ III] (Square Enix, 10/08/26) – 1,442 (7,703)[NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo, 04/28/17) – 1,429 (6,610,484)[SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,374 (82,296)[NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,347 (4,585,094)[SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,341 (100,114)[NSW] Powerful Pro Baseball 2026-2027 (Konami, 06/11/26) – 1,325 (224,511)
Fucking LOL!
>>750177482god, i hope the expansion fixes Wildsjust give us better monsters!
>>750177586>[SW2] Splatoon Raiders (Nintendo, 07/23/26) – 4,043 (685,691)>[NSW] Splatoon 3 (Nintendo, 09/09/22) – 1,347 (4,585,094)
>>750177586>[SW2] Pokemon Pokopia (The Pokemon Company, 03/05/26) – 2,243 (1,136,668)
>>750177586>[PS5] CONTROL Resonant (U&I Entertainment, 10/15/26) – 1,464 (New)Damn, how does that compare to the first one?
>The entire planet laughs at Sony>Meanwhile Miyamoto is the first person in gaming to get a special award reserved only for famous artists and Nobel Prize winners
>>750177846>[PS4] Control (Marvelous, 12/12/19) – 10,336 (New)Barrier Station strikes again
>>750176943Can't really compare it to Vanilla ware games since I have only played Dragon's Crown years ago, but the game is very fun, combat is nice and you can unlock a nice amount of moves and abilities. Although the ability to heal even while in the middle of another animation does make it a tad easy, but certain enemies and the knockback when hit kind of even it out. The latter also makes the small platforming sections you find every so often quite annoying.Art is gorgeous imo, the characters and backgrounds are a treat to the eye, though the latter can sometimes make it a tad easy to lose your way.I have been enjoying it a ton personally, even with the few kinks it has here and there.
>>750177858He deserves it. He's had insane influence
>>750178152Nice, thanks for the info. Might pick it up.
>>750174613>>750177586Tales of Eternia sold well for a half ass remaster.Even nu Castlevania sold well.Kingdom Hearts Collection barely holding upI wish that Dragon's Dogma II could've sold better>Switch 2 - 21.854>PlayStation 5 - 10.667Honestly, I'm surprised that PS5 is selling that well considering that it's 6 years old already and the constant price hikes, looks like the digital only model really saved Sony's ass.
>Switch 2 hackedI feel as though there will be a mass tendie suicide incoming
>>750177858>Practically the father of japanese gamingI can't think of anyone else more deserving of the award
>>750178264Why? We get free games
>tranitors deleted all the posts dunking on the macaco for "off topic">Left all his pedoster twitter screencaps untouchedI'm noticing, tranitors
>>750178264Here's your (You) that you're desperate for.
>>750177973Grim
>He's coping again
I've been getting bored of Famitsu threads lately. I can only watch the same schizo meltdown so many times.
>>750178446Emulation and piracy happens usually 6-12 months after the first hack on most consoles anon
>>750178384More than 30 deleted posts last threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/750139848/deleted/deleted/
>September PSN ranking is still missing.
>>750178446There are already emulators made by AI based on this exploit, you lost.
>>750178513>12 more months trust the plan
>>750178496It's best to just focus on talking about game sales.
>>750178593>He's hallucinating again
>>750178496That's the schizo's goal.The only way to beat him is to deny him what he wants
To be honest, I’m glad there are some PS games on the ranking, it will remind Nintendo that there are competitors out there that can overtake them if they don’t serve their customer base.
>>750178728>4chan was down for almost 2 days>He immediately goes back to the same routine as if nothing happenedHe lives in a hell of his own creation
>>750178740They will only be there until 2028 when Playstation goes full digital anyway. These rankings are gonna be boring as shit when it's pretty much just a Nintendo sales chart.
>>750178513The "first hack" happened at launch. Where's the emulators and piracy?
>Switch 2 can't even outsell a 6 year old console in the United States of AmericaIt will get worse for Switch 2 when GTA VI comes out.OOOOOOFFFFFFFF
>>750178801>snoys killed Playstation physical just to end famitsu threadsI admit I never saw this coming
>>750178740it just sucks that there's nintendo games hitting 4 million while the highest PS5 game is 800k
Real talk, despite not modding or playing piracy game anymore (too many game will lead to huge back log and lost motivation), I’m glad people still found a way to break the switch 2.My guess is we will get switch 2 games decom in 3 years (so 2 years left).I hate that people overestimated the exploit though.
>>750178843Have a (You)
>>750177858Nice tie
>>750178801I’m sure Famitsu count digital game code at retail physical, so it might not gone.Or imagine all ps6 game now code in a box.
>>750178834I think they might be confused between the first exploit with the first “kernel” access exploit.
What's everyone's take on Belmont's Curse? There's a lot of mixed opinions on it.
>>750176135Recently got xenoblade chronicles 2 + DLC from walmart because it was on sale for $40 but with the switch 2 upgrade pack and using a $5 promo code I got everything for about $46 which is pretty cool. It's my first xenoblade game and I'm liking it so far
>Tendies desperately try to shrug off the hack as a nothing burger>Meanwhile Homebrew was already added and the games were dumped and are being decompiledKekypow karma sure hits like a bitchShitendo finally got what it fucking deserved
is anyone else getting worried with all these snitch hacks today? I won't be able to survive if the PC Chads take our games again
>One minute apart
>>750179145plays like mirror of fate with the dialog of the netflix cartoon it's shit
>>750179186>picking the best xenoblade game as your first try
>>750179217They're so fucking scared
>>750179217>>Meanwhile Homebrew was already added and the games were dumped and are being decompiledMay I see it?
>>750179145They should have make sepia belmont game instead
God, he's so desperate for a (you) right now lol
>>750179357Open wide tendie >>750170685If you’re gonna kill yourself better do it now, it won’t get prettier
Why do retards post this shit before it's fully functional they're just asking for Nintendo to come after them
>pls be scared, tendies...Nah, I'm good.
Tomorrow there will be a massive tendie suicide when the first shitch poo decompiled game plays best on PS5
>>750179553>"WE DID IT! WE FINALLY CRACKED TH->Nintendo patches it out...
>>750179357here's all the games that got decompiled
>>750179553Why did piracy become some clout chasing trend instead of people doing it for love of the game?
>>750177331WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW
>>750179217>Source: it was revealed to me in a drezam
>>750179630>Tendie doesn’t know that you can just not update your fisher price tablet>>750179656Woah, exactly all shitch poo “games”>>750179673>drezamUh oh tendie melty
>>750179553>>750179660The person that showed off the S2 "jailbreak" is a troon
>spamming/flooding
>>750179821Yes the jailbreak spam is, in fact, spam.
Snoys still haven't figured out it's going to take more than a userland exploit to hack a console
>>750179821correct. You ARE spamming for once, snoy. too bad the mods will defend you
>>750179897>less braincells than gamesYes, I know.
>>750179660Because NDS started reaching terminal levels and made people believe pirating Nintendo games was some moral crusade that they had to publicize as much as they could to fuck Nintendo and its fans.Things just escalated from there.
>>750179897So it's not even hacked? Literally every media outlet is acting like they cracked it lol.
>>750179186I did this despite thinking Xenoblade 1 was the most mediocre game ever made, except instead of booting up XB2, I bought it and instantly booted up Xenosaga first
>>750179660PCMR, or PC vegans as I like to call them.
>>750179960>every media outlet are tech illiterate yep, nothing has changed
>>750179145It's a good game, but not a good Castlevania game.
>>750179897They want Nintendo fans to feel the same dread and misery they're feeling right now.
>>750179925>too bad the mods will defend youyup
>>750180191>I wonder why everyone's migrating to /vg/ or leaving all together
>>750180191I don't get it. It has the same exact games whether or not it's hacked
>>750180165Lol it's too bad nintendo is going to patch the exploit that was supposedly known since last year and make the switch 2 even more difficult to hack. All because the tranny that posted the peter griffin in MKW clip wanted attention
Bit off topic, but has anyone noticed that the JP eShop now specifies wether the game has american or british english available? Just noticed it now while browsing the sales.
>>750180365hackers put GTA5 on the switch 1so there's going to be way more games for the switch 2 once it's fully hacked
>>750180267No one's doing that you dumb tendie faggot
>>750180679ruh roh meltie!
>>750179656That launcher is AI slop by the way.
>>750180754Here's proof
>>750180821how do you debug or add onto AI coded stuff? do you just ask the AI to make it better?
>>750180754wait so there isn't even a way to play s2 games or launch custom ware???? Wtf why are you idiots even sharing this fake news, I thought this was an actual development not fanboy anti nintendo faggotry......
>>750180679okay grape>>750180853debug?
>>750180994The only thing real mod right now is that MKW proof of concept.And this exploit is still very limited, don’t buy the hype.Still they burn this exploit fucking too early.
>>750180994Because there isTendies are just desperately trying to deflectOnly here in Fashitsu threads subhuman cattle thing everything is fine for shitendo
>>750180994>believing the snoy schizo about anythinglol
>>750180679>for free
>>750180994snoys are desperately trying to will it into being on the same level as the PS5 emulator.
>>750181085This sounds about right>>750181093you sound like a console war sissyfaggot bitchboi, quit spreading lies about hacks and homebrew. get a life!!!
>>750181093It's basically nothingburger until there's save file manager desu
>>750181145
>>750181132>>750181168>>750181205You can close your eyes all you want tendieEveryone else has eyes and can see all the videos and posts about itBy next week all your “games” will play best on PS5 and even your Zelda demake will be playable there before you can even download it
>>750181267Two more weeks!
>>750176135resonance is peak
If you wish to talk about the Switch 2 exploit, there are other threads plural where you can talk about it. This is a games sale thread.
>>750181267niggerfaggot I just want ACTUAL USABLE APPLICATION not some basement dwelling queer trying to stir some shitpot because he hates one corporation more than another. Useless pissant, off yourself like that line runner troon
>>750181248
>>750181267>By next weekYeesh, the quick progress PS5 emulation went through really lives rent-free in your head.
>>750181325>Ten years at least for my fisher price tablet to get hacked!>O-okay you already raped it in barely one year but another 2 for emulator!>O-okay you already got homebrew two hours later but that’s it!>O-okay you already dumped all the games barely one day later but-AIIIIIEEEE SAVE ME MIYAMOTO I CANT KEEP COPING
>>750180994Anon this is like the 4th time people say hackers found a first ever switch 2 exploit and they're all userland code execution, in other words a nothingburger
>>750181267>he bought a PS5
>Coping and portbegging at the same time
>>750174613Finally beat Fortune's Weave after no life-ing it since day one. Now what, anons?
>>750181416and then you woke up your grandma spooked by your existence
>>750181425switch 2 got hacked! (for the 5th time)
>>750181539thumb wrestling
>>750181587>mfw it's New Years Day and they found a body in the river
Damn this may be the final time we see a fashitsu threadTendies will really commit mass suicide this weekend when the decompilations are released
>>750181587I got a free copy of Switch Sports Resort but it doesn't sound right at the moment. Maybe I'll finally fire up Astral Chain or Cereza and the Lost Demon
Seems like the news that Gran Turismo 7 running at 60fps on PC broke his mind further.At least everyone now knows that Microsoft makes better racing games than Sony because Forza has taken over the racing sim genre.
>>750181651Why would we be mad at free games?
Oh fuckPs5 14.0 kernel bypass has been done.
>>750181806when will they stop milking GT7 and release GT8A?
>>750181883Real, actual hack that takes effort. None of that fake shit trannies do for updoots.
>>750181883>for 14.10DAMN
>>750181970Guess that means GTA6 is playable day 1 on PC.
>>750181883Holy fuck.... snoys mass self-immolations incoming...
>>750182016Depend, they could lock it on 14.20 or 14.30.Or straight up only playable when connect to Internet bullshit.
>>750181416I distinctly remember you retards saying there'd be a hack day 0, took you long enough kek
>>750181883THE KARMA HITS X100!!
>>750181883Damn this may be the final time we see spam in the famitsu threadSnoys will really commit mass suicide this weekend when the next kernel bypass is done
>>750180853Why isn't your AI perfect and able to do it correctly the first time?>you are a staff software developer with 30 years of experience>make no mistakes
>>750182057supposedly, there's already a hidden exploit for 14.20 that hasn't been shared yet
>he made multiple posts about him hoping that tendies kill themselvesHe's literally the angry snoyjak pulling his hair out meme
>>750182156Must be the same schizo that's actually gotten modded and temp bans for actually making (violent) threats in addition to posting CP+gore
>>750182156He doesn't want to be lonely in the afterlife. Course, he'll rot in hell while good Christians meet their Lord on high.
>>750182134>you are a senior game designer>make me F-Zero GX 2>make no mistakes>also hack the switch 2 and inject F-Zero GX 2 into the switch 2GG
>>750182225Fuck off faggot
>>750182298Just accept Him. He loves you even when you turn your back on Him.
>>750176373B&W sour grapes, how novel
Also, look like all version of PS3 now moddable.
>>750174665any update on this? Something about this degenerate seems deeply off. Was it that dev that set himself on fire on Twitch? gegeroooooo
>>750175549The bane of twittertards everywhere.
>>750181883Might actually buy a PS5 for this! A used one at least so that no money goes to Sony.
>>750177586>[SW2] Ratatan (Game Source Entertainment, 10/15/26) – 2,639 (New)>[PS5] LOL, LMAO even
>>750182484The barrier is too strong... no games will be played.
>>750181883No wonder why the 'caco and friends are doing the best they can in spamming threads for the loudly-spread NS2 exploit
>>750182475Crazy, the PS5 becomes a decent console once you get backwards compatibility and emulators on it
>>750181410The hottest of burns.
>>750182682Metal melting burns.
>>750182337I'm praying for you to accept my God instead
>>750182742I won't accept your golden cattle, or in this case, your black bull as a god.
>>750181883Urk...I feel bad for missing out on this by not owning a PS5 or TV to go with it...
>>750182592Honestly I got more use out of my Series S as an emulation machine than anything else lolWhat a wet fart this generation has been
>>750179145It's alright, Konami wanted Dead Cells as a Castlevania Metroidvania after the collab success. If it wasn't for all the IP stuff constantly reminding you you're playing Castlevania it'd be an alright 8/10 indie metroidvania that leans a little too hard into the Castlevania bit but that's nothing new these days.I think the biggest thing is that compared to older RPG-style Metroid Castlevanias in the Symphony of the Night mold up through the DS entries, the RPG elements while present are significantly de-emphasized in favor of "better be fucking good at this shit, faggot" gameplay.
>>750176135I've been playing horror games on PC to clean my backlog a bit, but I currently have Bananza and M&L Brothership unopened, and I have OoT preordered to arrive on release day, and with some luck I'll get a metallic foil box. Once spooky month is over, it will be a comfy winter for sure.
>>750181883>schizo sperg out came to a halt after this postkek
>>750182810That's not very Christ-like to say, fake Christian
>>750183250More Christian than someone who abuses their family to avoid church.
>>750183173Oh hey, you're right. It suddenly got quiet.
>>750183386>Other Switch 2 exploit threads have come to a complete stop
What are your bets for Switch Sports Resort first weekend?Nintendo Switch Sports opened at 189889 copies back in 2022 but it was also Nintendo's golden week release so that might give it a lot of frontloading.I knew the first was successful but>a commercial success and sold over 18.32 million copies by March 2026, making it one of the best-selling Nintendo Switch games18 million is an absolutely insane amount for Wii Sports the Fourth.
>>750183173>>750183465They know where the real danger is, despite pretending otherwise.
>>750183470120k at most
>>750181883Someone make a thread and see how fast it gets deleted while the scam threads stay up
>>750183173>>750183386>>750183465They make it so fucking obvious they've been spamming and coping over this all day because the PS5 is modded like a motherfucker while the switch 2 is not lol
>>750183465Userland exploits are nothingburger unless you know exactly what to poke and most retards here are tech illiterate.It's also a thing since day 1, nothing new. Nintendo can simply ship newer firmware or force update with big games like Zelda or pokemon.
Notice how no one is talking about emulating PS5 games on the Switch 2
>>750183386>All the seething was projection of something that happened to SonyEvery time.
>>750183470Why are they making the formerly sexless things sexy now
>>750183749If people wanted to play PS5 slop they'd buy a PS5
I'm just gonna say I remember when 3H was leaked weeks before launch and datamining just ripped the entire game open down to the atoms, the script and endings and everything just laid bare. With how locked off the Switch 2 is/was/still is when Fortune's Weave launched last month it was nice that people had to actually play, experiment and engage with the game and its mechanics, and we had to share what we were getting up to and finding out in an organic way, before the entire game is ground into distilled meta and meticulously detailed guides and wikis.
>>750183749>no one is port begging wolverine, saros, or GoW sons of spartakek
>>750183936I just go to youtube it's basically the same experience.
>>750183936Or emulate it on PC given the progress PS5 emulators on PC have made.And, well, most games worth buying on Playstation 5 are also coming out on Switch 2 nowadays, so...
>>750183957Agreed. Dedicating topics on forums to a pursuit of figuring out the spell lists and combat arts of the various characters was a fun endeavor.
>snoy karma so abysmal that it's actually slowing down Switch 2 cracking progress. lmao
>>750181539play it again
>>750179145I am having a hard time calling it a Castlevania game.>Lame ass generic art style and designs unfamiliar with the series>Game play is completely different and not a improvement upon the original gameplay in the first few games of the series.
>2hu getting physical release.That's quite unexpected.First time for consoles.
>>750181883My bad fellasI had to drop a tsar bomba of karmic retribution on the fiends at ziony due to that inbred macacos insufferable constant spam about a shitty userland exploit (literal nothingburger)The piss5 is now blown open wider than the macacos already gaped n raped anus-529690 karma to ziony btw.That one wasnt business. It was pleasure.
>>750184537Can't lie, I'm impressed Kairosoft managed to turn their usual boilerplate into something that gets reskinned for collabs with bigger IPs. It is a fun formula.
>>750184248At least we still have Bloodstained, hope the sequel comes to the Switch
Usual autistic schizo babbling and that trapper guy that keeps posting his own twitter here for some reason aside, my favorite recent ongoing online drama for the last month has been "ball and gun gamers are weirdly sensitive about the derisive label placed on them and their role in the state of modern gaming in the 2010s and 2020s"Now you think the guy playing the new Call of Duty right now would have an insane myopia where other games don't exist and doesn't care and that's fine. But there's this part of that population that takes public pride in not wanting to play anything besides sports, COD, Fortnite and presumably GTA6. Some even trying to flip the argument onto "story gamers" or "sword and potion gamers"
>>750178593Care to link some examples?
>>750183936or get a cheap linux pc with an old gpu since the emulator optimize the game to run well on half the power
>>750184806why is there even drama? just trying something else than ball and guns. are there only people that just watch marvel movies and refuse to watch anything else?
>>750184736Same I don't want to spend $700+ for a series X
>>750184893>are there only people that just watch marvel movies and refuse to watch anything else?Yeah bro there's that weird joke where people think the only movies worth watching are mainstream four quadrant superhero/Pixar animated stuff and that anything else is some weird obscure Eastern European silent movie from the 1920s. Where even shit like the Godfather or The Good, The Bad and the Ugly are seen as pretentious arthouse shit and not a fucking gangster or cowboy movie that millions of people watched in the 60s and 70s.People are openly proud of how fundamentally incurious they are.
>>750181883>build native chain>requires 3 args>only use one>it's just a single structure and a value that could have been a static what an ugly code
>>750183957I agreeI hope the same happens with Winds and WavesI remember people scrambling to figure out Finizen's evolution method, good times
>>750184893They don't like how "ball and gun gamer" have become a derisive word because it takes away from their perceived superiority. But more importantly, because it makes them closer to "Nintendo gamers" in terms of noting a subset of gamers that play nothing but a restricted subgenre of games. The implication that they're not that different from the supposed childish gamers they "matured away from" gives them the ick.
>>750183957Jesus it's just an exploit, we're not gonna see the Switch 2 get cracked like the first one in a long time, you guys need to chill lol
>Arms music added to Nintendo musicWill forever wait for a sequel.
>>750185045How are there people that's so picky with movies? it's a movie, that's like 90 minutes of your life. It literally not that much time to try something new.
>>750185337tiktok generation, attention spans are at an all time low
>Consoles raised prices>So called next gen going be even more expensiveAt this point there is not much to do, grafix pretty much stagnated and any sort of improvement is just snake oil bs rather than running native.I would rather have some "PS2" grafix game running at stable framerate than some jank with fake frames and and all the jazz.
>>750185480It's also an excuse to have shit optimization.I really hope devs don't start relying on DLSS5 to make textures for their games.
>>750185328I had forgotten how good the music was. I can see myself listening to it more often.
>>750185659Jesus Christ Nintendo, why do you keep making such hot chocolate girls
>people paid $25 for a game with a userland exploit thinking they're going to get free games from thisfucking kek
>>750185734Because Nintendo's chocolate girls tend to not be beholden to realistic styles.
>>750185734Marina is the only brown girl I have ever popped a boner for
>>750185763Other exploit requires a payload save and system transfer.Not exactly the best thing.
>>750181883The same youtubers who will talk about switch 2 getting "hacked" today sure as shit won't talk about this
>>750178264You're a fucking broken record.
GTA deluxe soon
>>750182047Sex with hebes
Huh.
Hmn look like that “vulkan” homebrew is just smilebasic.
>>750186078Timerra and Nessa for me.
>>750188510How many Snoys will get ripped off by supporting jeetd on patreon?
>>750181883>snoyim constantly try to spam "tendies BTFO!" over a literal nothingburger userland>when called out on this either cope with "but it will be kernel one day!" or "why does it need to be a kernel exploit? did you learn a new buzzword?">a goddamn kernel level exploit actually gets dropped on the pis5 again, literally barely a week after a snoyim snitched the previous one to snoyits impossible to think karma isnt a thing at this point
>>750189216Too many, which is unfortunate as it will encourage them to keep the grift going.
Uhm… Guys… we have a problem.Wokerine rank 5 for September in Japan and 1st in NAIt beat the ball game in NA
>>750189347On the f2p side, the top rank now is the pokemon killer of the month from China.Losing PS4 support is a huge cut to Genshin player in Japan.
>>750189347>cropped imageI have a feeling you're trying to hide something from us.
>>750178293carmack but this is for nips only
>>750189432I hid the Trail remake failure, and Wild is back in the top 12 and Blacked Hill townfall at 13.
>>750188510>A lot of the "totes real hax" for the switch 2 could have been just smilebasic grifts.So not only the userland exploit was a nothingburger, this could have been even worse of a nothingburger than we expected?
>>750189581>September PSN ranksAh, so it was a nothingburger after all.
>>750174613>[NS2] Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave – 5,221 / 177,755Go Woke Go BrokeNintendo should fire Kusakihara
>>750189742selling better than engageand the game isnt woke
>>750185328They should make a single player action game where I run around punching things as MinMin
>best unit in FW is the white foreigner that absolutely everyone thirsty after and is unparalleled in combatDoesn't sound too woke to me
>>750189791Selling better than Engage is hardly an acheivment especially when it pretended it was a 3H sequel.>>750189791>>750189856>raceswapping an entire continent and sothis' children>not wokeSure thing.
>>750189893nobody knows its related to 3H unless they play it, it was not a selling point anywhere in the marketingAnyways the game is great seethe more retard
>>750189803I think an ARMS equivalent to SF6's singleplayer mode mite b cool
>>750189928>nobody knows its related to 3H unless they play it, it was not a selling point anywhere in the marketingThey literally put Sothis in the trailers you lying faggot. It is set in a continent that is mentioned regularly in 3H. They showed off the crests that were in 3H. What an absolute baffling lie to try and tell.
>>750189791>>750189893>selling better than engageit literally isn't
>>750190092careful, he will call you a snoy and pretend you will get mad if he mocks vulvarine next
>macaco made another spam thread about the nothingburger "hack"I wonder how long it's gonna take him to understand that it's all just a hoax? Smilebasic, the game, is about programming. All those "hacks" are just the game itself.
>>750174613Anyone else feel as though there's going to be a mass tendie suicide in the coming weeks thanks to the switch hacking? I'm a huge tendie and I'm becoming extremely depressed
>>750190531He seemed to get the memo a few hours ago when the spam completely stopped for a while.At this point it's literally just a tantrum trying to deny reality, ironic when he was constantly spamming "LOL, TENDIES ARE ON THE BARGAINING AND DENIAL STAGES!" for like half a day straight.
>>750190584Keep saying it. >>750187750
>>750191023sorry you feel that way
>>750191023You should be more worried about your own mental instability retard.Beyond me how a toy company is able to live rent free in your mind so easily.
>>750191023So says the raped aids ridden favela monkey whos been locked up in the looney bin because he tried killing himself, but as per usual, failed at everything he does. Worry about yourself lil'caco
He's so mad lmao.It's like he keeps coming back here to remind everyone that he's an absolute failure.
>>750191119Damn, you actually broke him with this post.
>>750191901Says the retard who willingly comes into a thread he hates before shitting himself in public.
>>750191946>corposlave projects its subhuman serf lifestyle onto actual peoplelol
>>750191998Snoys and projection go hand in hand, as they've unfortunately proved over and over.
Rapeape is a shitjeet and has a small brown penis
KNEEL SNOYS
>>750174613Switch 2 is hacked, it's over...
>>750174613Ace Combat going strong!
>>750192039yeah, certainly explains why you subhuman slaves act the way you do, since you're just like them
>>750193071>Autistic screechingI'm sure people will take you seriously instead of seeing you as an absolute laughing stock.
>>750193071And there comes the projection, right on time.
>>750193010Word on the street is that tendies are going to mass unalive themselves
And the projection keeps on going.
>>750195318The funniest part is no one took the bait because it's painfully obvious they are hard projecting their feelings over Sony's recent fiascos.
>QUICK PAY ATTENTION TO SONY TO DEFLECT THE ATTENTION OFF THE SHITCH 2 HACK!kek
>>750195532He's really mad that the recent PS5 hack >>750181883 is at a kernel level.
Sooo uhm..Anyone else worried about Zelda being the only big Holiday title for Nintendo Switch 2?Considering that it got heavily dumbed down and casualized, I'm worried that it won't move Shitch 2 consolesEven PS5 outsold Shitch 2 last month in the United States of AmericaAnd PS5 is a 6 year old console with multiple price hikesLet that sink in for a moment
>>750195660So mad he's trying to deflect with projection and OoT concernposting in fact.
>>750195675What about sports resort?!
Sony lost.Also Nintendo hack never happened
Shitendo lost.Also the ps5 hack never happened
generals belong on >>>/vg/
Bit ridiculous to get this pressed over the PS5 getting gaped wide open, what games are people gonna pirate? Nothing?
>>750196649Well, there's always....uhhh...and also you could play...ummm...But let's not forget the all-time classic...err... Oh, but it has the absolutely must own PS5 game...hmmm...but that one has gone offline.
>>750181883I'm a retard who doesn't understand emulation beyond downloading the emulator and appropriate files for the games/keys for modern consoles. What does kernel even mean and how important is it when it comes to emulating? Did older consoles like the gamecube and wii have this, or is it only a recent thing with modern consoles as technology advanced?
>>750174613>4. [NSW] Rhythm Heaven Groove – 13,084 / 1,093,427>NSW] Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream – 5,212 / 1,633,297Why are men not buying games at this rate in Japan?
>>750196730Men in Japan are wasting their money on weeb shit, Gacha shit, alcohol and
>>750196730Why do you keep asking these questions you already know the answer?
>>750196714imagine there's an island, in this island there's a fort, and inside the fort there's a vault with goldin this analogy getting to the gold means full jailbreaks with CFW, pirated games, homebrew, etc, and it all sticks through cold bootsomething like the switch 1's v1 where you need to inject payload every time is like pretending to be a guard at the fort and smuggling out a gold bar every time you get insomething like the current ps5 kernel exploit is like, every guard is dead and your band of pirates can ransack the gold to your heart's contentsomething like this switch 2 userland exploit is like getting into a boat intended to go into the fort, taking out a guard, claiming you won after giving it a few graffiti drawings, but it means nothing because it will get cleaned by next day, also the method you took over the boat with is now fixed and there's more guards on it now, which is bad because actual pirates had a plan to use that hole in the security to actually get to the gold, and you fucked them over
>>750196714Kernal access basically means you can strip a console entirely of its security.
Even SNK is going all out with the NS2 marketing for CoTWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9hipdLzKgghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnyKHQqpM8Q
>>750197094And with the switch 1 analogy you're referring to the hardware exploit, right? Or is that different?
>>750197459v1 switches are technically software jailbreakable but you need to do it literally every single time you cold boot the console
Just ordered a switch 2 and 0 games.
So, any truth about the hackers already knowing about this exploit for a year already and this dude just decide to reveal to everyone?
he's reaching his limits
Now that I think about it, the schizos here are a direct reflection of how they act on social mediaI mean, the way they pretend to br neutral and unbiased but go full mask off on social media everytime something bad happens to Nintendo (or at least when they think it happened) and then put the masks on after a while is the exact same way the schizos act on /v/, they always doxx themselves but always pretend it never happened and keep on the act even though no one is falling for itI wish I had a degree in psychology, I bet I could make a thesis about it
>>750197804Very believable considering Nintendo removed the game used for the exploit almost immediately.
>>750197804They were all keeping it in the dark to get something proper done with it, yeah.Funny how a retard desperate for attention can ruin everything for everyone.
>>750197804Most likely, yes.Cause a quite oblivious exploit like this and artermis engine should be one of the first thing they try.Since smilebasic also a game code which they should have more leniency with running code.Don’t forget we have quite a lot of Userland exploit in the first week, some just choice not to chase clout.
found a snoy>somehow doesn't count ARMS or Ring Fit Adventure as "real games" so not new IPs>thinks Nintendo should be churning out IPs every second rather than cultivating thembonus points for talking like a midschooler despite whining about "middleschoolers replying to him"
>>750198062Same as it ever was.
>>750197987The envisioned era of Nintendo going bankrupt and being forced to release their games on other platforms slipping more and more away in favor of an era where Nintendo enjoys a steady stream of buyers because it's the most convenient way to enjoy their games (and increasingly more) have steadily unhinged them. Remember the "Piracy is a service problem" statement? Well, when most people are content with the service offered by a corporation, smear campaigns and threats of hacking just seem to bounce off compared to when the majority of people are decidedly NOT content with the service offered; and snoys now have to experience this firsthand.
>>750198225Do they know Horizon Zero Dawn is going to be 10 years old in 2027? Yeah, the first game came out in 2017Also AstroBot first game came out in 2013, it will be 15 years old in 2028
>>750198972check his account, it's full on NDS faggotryhttps://x.com/fmpoolps/status/2113071719309099499/he's seething
>>750185328Same here.>Kid Cobra main>>750185659What funny is how it's the same medley, but it all feels fresh. But that medley is that good.>>750189803I want a traditional low stakes single player alongside a tournament mode with endings. No need for world domination. Just soulful stories of athletes reaching for the top. >>750183470200k. What I wonder about it how OoT remake will impact sales.
Yeah another one of these pointless down threads!!!! Epic!!! Everybody here is Japanese, we totally need this thread on the regular!! So interesting!!!!!!
>>750174613>Hardware Sales>Switch 2 – 21.854 (6.430.827)>PlayStation 5 – 10.667 (7.772.199)The Playstation is fucking dead in Japan, LOL.
Guys guys uhhh I'm totally going to buy NONE of this because I'm not Japanese! Uhhhh duhhhr can we make another one of these threads as soon as this one dies PLEASE I need to know the sales over in Japan real bad!!! PLEASE
>>750199061Quick scan of their account and they spend most of their time spamming wojaks, being racist whenever someone talks back and naturally have that picture of a kids funeral with the mario coffin to hand.What a weird way to live.
>>750199314Fatherless behavior right here
>>750199208>>750199314Konichiwa, dude!
>>750199324Why are all snoys always the same?
>>750199379>>750199435Hello fellow Japanese and Otakus! Speaking exclusively in English I see and not in our mother tongue. Brb converting currency to yen for these heckin deals! Gooooo Japan!>bows>Pulls out katana Arigato gozaimashita!
>>750199324why is it always middleschoolers>>750199476that or an NDS, there's a distinct lack of calling sony IPs
>>750199314you do realize a lot of the sales are available overseas right
>>750198225The funniest thing about this is that if you went back in time before Splatoon released. One of the BIGGEST talking points against Nintendo, outside the Wii U’s bad sales, was how they’re unoriginal and unable to make new IP.Obviously radio silence on gun & ball games (or would performatively state they also didn’t like those while never talking about them). But the talking point died after Splatoon because of how horrifically raped they got. Nintendo not only created something new, they made a million seller new IP post 2010. Now snoys are trying to bring that talking point back, when it only had weight when Nintendo was struggling financially.
>>750199692and apparently IPs that are small don't countlike they forgot Pictonico exists right now
>>750199208Translating this from console-fanboy-ese to English, for anons' viewing convenience>No!!! These threads cannot exist!! Not now that the thing I support isn't the top seller anymore!!!! Let me spam this shit to oblivion while pretending to be five different people in the same thread!!!!! That should work!!!!!!!
>>750199061>half of their direct were shitty rpgs>but only two of those are actually Nintendo-owned>arguably one isn't even a typical RPG but an SRPGI swear, the profile pic being TF2 heavy just makes me think he's some 00's era pcfag that got transported right now
>>750198225>Ring Fit Adventure>glorified tech demoRFA is a 10 million seller and it was so popular that the game was constantly out of stock.
Speaking of IPs, I'm still here, in the Astral Chain 2 waiting room
>>750199572sore wa chiisai na katana desu ne
I have been meaning to ask, but what's Rattan about? Is it fun?
>>750199787Always funny that the weeks before and after had Mario Maker as the top game. On that week it was 6th because those were all new releases.
>>750199856And the best selling JRPG of 2020
>>750199867Is anyone behind that game even at Platinum anymore?
>>750199856>>750199968judging by his replies he'll call you a middleschooler and a nintendo fanboy
>>750198225>Ring Fit AdventureI really should get around to getting this, but on the topic, do you think Nintendo will make a Ring Fit Adventure 2 for the S2? Saw someone in a past thread bring up the possibility and I'm a tad curious what you guys think.
>>750199950It's a Patapon spiritual successor. Why it sold so badly is beyond me.
>>750200034tbf you CAN play RFA on switch 2 so long as you use regular joycons
>>750200081patapon but let's add roguelite slop with "rooms"
>>750200034You absolutely should, not only it's a pretty fun game, but it's a genuine workout if you stick to it.
also surprised no post/thread about it, but Shiggy got the Japan Order of Culture Award, the first video game developer to get ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Culturehttps://www.gonintendo.com/contents/66431-shigeru-miyamoto-becomes-the-first-game-dev-to-win-japan-s-order-of-culture-award
>>750200331Neat.
>>750200420he's basically a national treasure in Japan at this point. only western internet nerds hate him.his speech is pretty great, he considers Yokoi and Yamauchi as the people who shaped him
>>750200496he doesn't even do anything with games anymore, anyone hating him is a performative and bitter retard who thinks nintendo is run by three dudes.
>>750200631BUT THE MARIO MANDATE!
>>750200746>without him, no Mario>without Mario, no Mario Mandateholy shIIIET
>another exploit was foundKEK! Emulators are gonna be done by next week and PC chads are gonna be playing OoT before the tendies
>>750200746it's a myth, Mario NEVER dated any man. Not even Bowser
>>750200838Actual bots with their dataset stuck in 2022 have caught up quicker than you
>>750189803Smash Bros Ultimate World of Light/Darkness
>>750200838NiceAI is great. Jail broke the ps5 in record time. Will jail break the switch 2 in even more record time. Shit’s useful as fuck.
sure smells like shit river in here, I wonder why
he's talking alone now. Next step is going to impersonate "snoy tendies" or something to false flag his gor spam
>>750174613>Hardware Sales>Switch 2 – 21.854 (6.430.827)>PlayStation 5 – 10.667 (7.772.199)The video game industry is healing.
>>750199950Patapon but with roguelite elements>>750200081I played the demo and there was just too much going on screen. It's a shame because I love the art style, but there was a reason why Patapon had a similar art style. Also the camera is too far away.
>>750200838By exploits, I'm assuming you found another discord kitten.
>the same people who were giddy a week ago that the ps5 got jailbroken are seething now that the switch 2 could get jailbroken lollmao even
>>750201030Patapon works because it's simple and straightforward with absolutely zero visual clutter. I have no idea why the devs did something like thatalso there's an out-of-place avatar
>>750201198And they wonder why they're called cultists by normal people lol
>>750201198anon, no one is seething. we are laughing at the "jailbreak" being slop that set back actual progressbut you already know that, sealionfag
>>750201198>>750201349
LOL
Holy shit the switch 2 is tanking now that all it's games are on PCNintendo may go bankrupt
>>750201495This is what an actual hack looks like. None of that userland gay shit that has done more harm to the scene than good.
why do these generals exist on /v/ and not get moved to /vg/
>>750201198Anon, the exploit had existed for a year under wraps until that one retard exposed it because he wanted to play as Peter Griffin in MK World. Now Nintendo has removed the required game out of the e-shop and a potential jailbreak has been set back several years.Meanwhile the PS5 has just been opened on a kernel level, there's no comparison between the two.
>>750185734>why do you keep making such hot chocolate girlsBecause they clearly WANT MY MONEY.
>>750201549you can tell this is an old picture because there are green guys
>>750185328people say it's a failure yet you got a bunch of publishers wanting to have that kind of "failure" while being profitable
This is what happens when you try to kill physical games.
>>750201602Why don't you try that yourself again? Like they say, third time's the charm!
>>750202451fucking Drag X Drive has more gameplay than this shit
>>750202451epic gameplay
>>750178931I wonder where he got it.
>>750201603>macaco poster so angry he has a new catch phraseLove to see it.
>>750202451>QTE to remove fucking branches>remove two branches>the whole pile disappears out of sightWolverine has to be the most wish fulfillment power fantasy game of this decade, nothing but effortless actions for instant dopamine.
>>750178931>>750202629killer queen?!
>>750202979honestly appropriate for his manchild audiencestill amazing how the only time he's good is when it's not about MUH JEAN
>Mass tendie suicide incoming
>>750202451WHERE'S THE BRAG POST SONY?!
oh yeah how's Resonance
>>750201602Agreed. Having multiple threads about Switch 2 userland is annoying and it ruins the board. Especially when it's one guy jerking himself off.>>750201216Sadly they have to make themselves different for legal and marketing reasons but it goes against the game design of the original. It's a shame really.
And just like that… 14.10 kernel offset file uploaded.
>750203292
Oh and ps5 emu has reach 50%
>>750203662Jesus, they work fast.
>>750203662It's sad how desperately snoys are projecting the progress of PS5 hacking and emulation onto the Switch 2. I don't even know why they're so frustrated because no one wants to pirate PS5 exclusives.
>>750177331>Switch 1 gets hacked on its first year>becomes the most successful video game console OF ALL TIME>all this with no 3rd party support>all this with PS3 specs>all this while Gaben dick riders claim consoles are dyingBut yeah, I'm sure it's over for Nintendo this time. Especially when Switch 2 costs $500 while PS6 and Xbox Helix will cost over $1200, and PCs will cost over $2000.
>>750183957Seeing anons romance literal who's just for their endings was fun as fuck lmao.
>>750204130Snoys wish what happened to Sony happened to Nintendo because the pure unadulterated spite everyone has acquired for Sony is exactly what they've been trying to manufacture against Nintendo for more than a decade.
>>750204130If I were a snoy that only cared about Sony making the most money, I'd laugh at piracy and emulators because Sony's main money makers are ball and gun normalfag idiots. They're not going to know how to pirate, emulate or hack their PS5's. They'll just continue buying their yearly ball and gun shit while paying a ton in microtransactions as if nothing happened.
>>750204250Yeah… somehow for some fucking reason my Cai have highest support with Esmerade and Leda
Wtf is today
>>750203662Nintendo had a userland exploit though so we should all focus on that, not that GTA VI is piratable
>>750203662>>750204781I love how the PS hacking scene exploded because Sony decided to show the world what an actual evil company looks like and have been doubling down ever since.
>>750195675god, women are vile
>>750183957Good thing nothing leaked or else Dietrich and Halvin's C support wouldn't have been as funny as it is or Theodora and Bonaventure's B Support wouldn't have been as sad.>>750204250Even the bad ending scenes for each character vary wildly from actually sad deaths to some of the silliest shit in the series.
>>750203775>Good start>Nintendo won't see all this and shut down the console even morebro
>>750205969Yeah this solidified my ending pair for dietrich
>>750206605Oh ya he release that vibe code homebrew using smilebasic, I applaud him for that.
I feel like there's gonna be a mass tendie suicide soon. The switch 2 hack really fucked with tendies big time
whoops nevermind, that was me shitting in my diaper. ignore what i said
>Look Outside is finally getting a Switch/Switch 2 portabout damn time, the game screamed for a handheld platform.
>>750207387>Tendie toddler shitting xer diaper againCan't say I'm surprised
>>750207260Nah, they’re going to harm other people once the system becomes hacked or an emulator gets developed. Some might take their own life sure, but they’ll hurt others for sure.
>>750207528Yeah the cultists have a history of violence so you're right.
He really is a sad individual, isn't he? Guess >>750204781really sent his mental into a downward spiral. Chances are he'll get locked up in the mental asylum again.
OH NO NO NOTENDIES DON'T LOOK
>>750207479Eric is a tendie?! Damn, you learn something new everyday
oh he woke up eh?
I wonder how many times has he said "mass tendie suicide" in the past few hours. You can tell how hard he's seething and wishing people be this pissed over a nothingburger hack lol
>>750208120The only people pissed over it are the people that were keeping the exploit a secret.
>>750208045It's truly a shame. Thread was chill and decent.
>>750208120I think he genuinely felt violated when the PS5 was broken wide open and emulation started making quick progress.
>>750207947GOD DAAAAAYUMWatch out everyone Sony won a single month!
>the switch 2 is hacked!>oops guess you can brick your switch 2 easily>time to by another switch 2
>>750208940Hope the updoots were worth it.
>>750208940Nice way to boost sales
>>750208503PS5 security is as gaping as his asshole at this point.
>>750208940I swear, was this "hack" made by nintendo on purpose to boost switch 2 sales?
>>750208940Didn't they make the exploit thru AI or was that cope? NO ONE should ever trust AI to "jailbreak" a console lol
>>750209282The dude from some posts above that did the ``homebrew`` proudly said he vibecoded it
>>750209282BUT I SAID "MAKE NO MISTAKES"!!
>>750209282They did. And even the guy who "succeeded" couldn't get it to work after a couple minutes.
>>750208503I'll never forget all these "nintendo consoles only get hacked because the hardware is weak" posts they made last year when people insisted the switch 2 was going to get hacked day one
>>750208940>look it up>the hack overwrote his nand with nonsenselol
>>750209893Some people are truly special.
He's so mad
>>750208940>time to buy another switch 2
>>750207947I assume this is ramping up for GTA?
>>750210405That and being the best emulation console. Too bad they're sold at a loss.
>>750210596>The PS5 is just a rerun of the PSP but without the games
>>750211186>Shitch poo has been decompiledWoah so it’s already been 10 years? Damn, not a single good game since then
he must be crying when typing those
>>750208940@grok fix this please. You are a senior Nintendo developer with 30 years of experience. Make no mistakes.
>>750208503At this point, I believe it. Everything he dreamed about inflicting on Nintendo fans has now been inflicted upon him mentally and metaphorically, and he wants to make it everybody's problem.
>/v/ - Claude Advertising
>>750208940>>750203775Tldr: the switch itself isn't hacked. It's all running in the smilebasic game, which acts like a virtual machine. The faggot basically wrote "hello world" in a programming app and then acts like he hacked the switch and actually achieved something.>>750202669>Living rent free in this retarded shitsmear's head lmao>People posted facts to dispel my lies? Samefags
>Shitch poo hacked, raped and gaped>Wolverine was the best selling game of September>PS5 raped Shitch poo in both dollars and units>PS5 has raped the shitch poo in sales for 6 months now>Astrobot has now sold 5M copies>Astrobot has outsold 90% of shitch poo’s games>All in one dayOooooooooooof rough day for tendies, the mass suicide will be massive
>>750211602and it's not even working, but the desperation for nintendo to fail is there
>>750211624>Tldr: the switch itself isn't hacked. It's all running in the smilebasic game, which acts like a virtual machine. The faggot basically wrote "hello world" in a programming app and then acts like he hacked the switch and actually achieved something.Why are cloutchasers so dumb...
>>750211665Wow, I'm sure you have an actual source from sony on astrobot, and not alinea analytics making up random shit with no source for clicks again, right?
>>750211791>I-it doesn’t count because… it just doesn’t okay?Poor tendie, we get it’s been a rough day, just kill yourself already, it won’t get prettier
why does he love scat anyway
>snoy not thinking about rape challenge IMPOSSIBLE
>>750211908he has an indian soul
>>750211908>>750211959He actually once cried that he'll kill himself for attention, so it's hilarious for him telling others to kill themselves.
I didn't browse these threads back then, but was this schizo also spamming multiple threads and samefagging in them when the day 1 exploit was demonstrated?
>>750212060>spamming multiple threads and samefagging in them when the day 1 exploit was demonstrated?he was spamming that the switch 2 was hacked and emulators were already a thing months before the switch 2 was launched
It's fun seeing so many articles get community noted because they're all claiming you can already install CFW, pirate games and run emulators on the switch 2 when it's not even true lol
>>750212060yes, he screamed "DAY 1 HACKED!" for a week before realizing the userland hack was useless
>>750212138but I thought switch 2 had no games huh
>>750212118>was this schizo also spamming multiple threads and samefagging in them when the day 1 exploit was demonstratedyes
>Eternia remaster sold better on both the Switch and Switch2 compared to the PS5
>>750211186that's still the same capability that the jeet has. no progression.
>>750178264Wtf, why? Switch 2 getting hacked will make me finally want to buy one. lol
are snoys so desperate they're relying on ai-coded hacks done by indians
>>750212138they should let it be and let ppl brick their stuff trying to do it
>>750211908>>750211993Pretty much everything he says are things used against him that he found so hurtful or offensive that he thinks its the best to say back.So like how theres >>750201549 and the badly edited one he made.Now give his obsession with rape, faeces and suicide. At some point in his life I think all 3 made some horrifying impact on him. Playing video games was probably the initial means to escape the pain.Fortunately for everyone else he's incapable if inflicting the same harm on others. Unfortunately for us, this is his alternative to therapy
>>750212242Apparently now it does because snoys and vegans are fantasizing playing OOT remake before switch 2 owners
>>750212445His favourite thing currently is to archive post, showing things that have like 20 resultsJust ignore the fact that any of his posts have like 10k minimum results.And the macaco, karma and ziony posts seem to have REALLY shook him, because he's now seething about them unprompted
>>750212242The Switch 2 has no games - until it becomes hackable where it suddenly has games.
>>750212564>>750212723there's something hilarious about hacking a ps5... to play totk, which people have been doing for a long time already. man even when jailbroken they still have sour grapes.
>>750212564Sounds exactly like how people called the previous zeldas shit, would whine about it for months up to release until the week before where it was pirated and the tone changes to "I can't wait to play this game and leak the story" which completely missed the fact that people weren't playing it for the story and that most gameplay clips trying to bash it had a noticeable red X on the minimap where they died moments earlier.Zelda made them play an actual video game for once.
>>750212723Notice how people want to play switch 2 games for free meanwhile PS5 modders want to play nintendo games and older PS games lmao
>>750212138yeah sadly the switch 2 is not yet as good as the ps5 in that regard.
>>750178264oh no, free games and mods, how will I ever recover???
>>750181883It's funny you don't see people talk about this shit at all because PS5 doesn't have any games. It's mostly because people want to punish Sony from killing physical more than anything else
>>750213318Probably because as soon as the Switch 2 had a chance, the attention shifted.It will shift back again once GTA 6 gets closer to release.
>>750184806It's funny because I sort of get why some of them would play COD so much because technically the series offers a lot in one package. But it's that they see themselvels as superior when in reality most people see them as complete retards if they don't play anything else
>>750213548>GTA 6 gets closer to release.I wonder how it will do in Japan, especially compared to OoT. I sure do hope no one bet their life on it.
>>750213664Diabolical.
>>750213664It should do well in most regions. But in the sense of a game where people have the console just for GTA and nothing else.
>>750213867more like red dad redemption
OOOOFFFFFF
>>750213664>mfw GTA6 in Japan sells best on Xbox
>>750214001>2 more weeks
>>750213867>If only you knew how dad things really are
>>750214001>modder not afraid of nintendo lawyersI heard that one before
>>750181883I hope this causes Sony to lose a ton of money honestly
Why is the Switch 2 so Weak?
>>750214530>>750214001Fuck...my world is collapsing...
Looks like that job listing from double eighting was about RDR2 which means Rockstar is handling GTA 6 Switch 2 port themselves.
What are the chances the snoy tries to get the last word in so he'll "at least get one win from this."
>>750204641It's hard to hate Cai, and he has some fun interactions. The VA also did a great job to convey when Cai is actually angry or upset about something.
why is he hiding tripfag's engagement counter
>>750214757Because it probably hides something that would be bad for Tripster.
>>750214663Zeno Robinson is a great up-and-comer. He has a great energy to him.
>>750214757Because his engagement is ass and the people replying to him are all calling him a retard.
You're not supposed to like Cai because he's black.I can like him because I'm woke, but you guys can't.
>Switch 2 hack: the recent exploit will go nowhere because you can't do much with a userland exploit, it's also unstable and has a good chance of bricking your console>PS5 hack: Safe and easy to jailbreak. You can also download games and install emulators on it. Future system updates will be supported so people can play upcoming games like GTA6 day oneThis makes snoys seethe so hard
>>750214001>>750214530Is a proxy homosexual relationship with Cyclopedo here the only thing keeping yourself away from a noose? Genuine question.
>>750211602What do you mean? AIsloppa recomp threads are the most organic reoccurring ones on this website in a few lusters, let me tell you that!
OOOFFFF>>750213739>>750213739>Gezine, a well regarded PS5 hacker, claims that Switch 2 exploit can potentially lead to an untethered Switch 2 jailbreak.
>>750215734Do people actually play recomps or is it just a clout chasing thing?
>>750216089Tendie mass suicide is coming soon
>>750216105The latter. Why do you think no one actually cares?
>macaco shitsmear's cope about the hack got raped n gaped so hard he looped back to spamming pedoster tweets and spamming astrobot threads bragging about made up sales by alineaWhat a raped lil niggy-485921 karma to ziony btw
>mfw the air feels nice up here
>>750215734>>750216105>>750216287>N-NOBODY CAREEESI know tendies have a hard time remembering things but video games are meant to be played
>>750216089>Gezine, a well regarded PS5 hacker, claims that Switch 2 exploit can potentially lead to an untethered Switch 2 jailbreak.Where did he say this?
Tendies are coping so hard lmao. They have no comeback to the switch 2 being hacked
Switch 2 emulation soon and shitendo is finshed
>>750216089>open thread>immediately three filtered postsYou really have nothing better to do but samefag your own threads, huh?
>seething on cooldown againkek he's still upset that the PS5 got hacked and the switch 2 didn't
Oooooof bad week for tendies.
Removing the IP counter was a mistake
What's a tendie gonna do when the hacks come for them?
All you can do is cope when the inevitable mods for switch 2 come out LOL
>>750216692You can always tell it's him anyways
Fuck SHITENDO
Sony lost.
>S-Samefag!Or maybe because nobody likes you retarded man babies lmao
>>750216903You and Sony lost.
Get rekt tendies
Sony lost and got raped
Oh this is why he's pissedagain
>>750216089>Just running code in smilebasicKwabooty Literally nothing.This is like typing hello world in dosbox and pretending you hacked windows
lol
Snoyggers
TENDIES SHOULD BE RAPED
>>750216486It was revealed to the macaco in his dreams
Funny that this guy's going "SHITENDOFAGS ARE IGNORING THE SHITCH POO HACKS" while ignoring the PS5 hacks.Sony lost btw.
lol nigger's getting mad that no one's letting him have the last word ITT
Snoygger
>Seething so hard he's posting on cool down trying to get the last wordThe ps5 being emulated really set him off
>inb4 he creates another famitsu thread just so he can continue coping over the massive nothingburger exploit
Tendies should be rapping
Snoyniggers
>>750217140Imagine if he does get it, and then makes a new thread just so he can gloat about it.Sony lost btw.
>>750217020Community notes: snoy's biggest nightmare.
The PS5 wishes it was good enough for people to care.
Nintendo won.
>>750217020>Officially>Actually just estimates from a 3rd partyWhy do sonyfags lie all the time?
Snoy niggers
>>750217187Yo yo yoBest selling console, you can't denyNintendo beats Sony, they don't even need to try
