LET BIOWARE COOK
>>750176430bottom looks like blue hillary clinton
Why doesn't she have Synthesis aids any more?
>>750176430>Let Bioware cookMy nigga they have been boiling shit in a kettle for 16 years
>>750176430I let them cook for more than a decade >Inquisition >Andromeda >Anthem >Veilguard They burned the whole fucking building down.
>>750176430No. HELL NO.
>>750176430post the link faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhKBFn4DNtA&t
>>750176430Yeah, maybe in a McDonald's.
kinda wish i could play as a Turian
They had 7 years to cook
BRUTAL MOGGING
>>750176430So is this like 800 years after the trilogy or something? Cause Liara was jailbait in the original and now shes a hag and Asari live for 1000 years
>>750176716Liara has always looked like hammered shit retard.
>>750176782>DAwas always lame>Anthemwgaf>AndromedaUnderrated
>800 years in the future>ships, guns, armor, buildings look exactly the same
>We need to show an aged Liara>So we should make her look more like her mother?>No, just make her look bloated and ugly with some lines in her face
>>750178239Benezia is ugly though. Crop out her tits and you'll agree.
>>750176430>BIOWARE COOKMore like BIOWARE COCK amirite?
>>750176430>andromeda outfits instead of trilogy outfits
>>750179301it's ok to be gay anonI'm proud of you for coming out to us
Imagine falling for an early dev cycle BioWare trailer. Again.
>>750176430>Mass Effect Trillogy: 5 years>Mass Effect 4: 6 years and nothingnah
>>750176430>tired punished liaraFUCK YOU EA FUCK YOUUUUUU
>This is the cannon ending now btw
>>750176430>no gameplay footagehow many times do you stupid faggots have to fall for this shit
>>750176782Whos this catherine person?
>>750176430The only Asari I'll miss is picel.
>>750178239>>750179301Speaking of her tits and face, did you know 2020's Mass Effect Legendary Edition's camera angle censorship also affected Benezia's first scene. The first Anon attached an image is from that scene.It has been frequently reported that the Legendary Edition censored the famous butt camera angles of Miranda. However, I found additional censorship when looking through /v/ archives.See video attached. The relevant portion is a little after the 6th second and around the 7th second. In the original ME1, the camera focuses on her tits while the only part of her face in frame is her chin, which she obscures with her hand. The camera quickly moves up to her face, but the first dominant impression was her tits. However, in the Legendary Edition (2020), the camera starts with an angle that shows her full face.The original camera from the 2007 was restricted in 2020 to comply with radfems' anti-fiction agitation against the male gaze (note: the male gaze can be inclusive to women) and objectification, which they applied to fictional characters/objects.
>>750177727Fag
>>750181531The lighting in LE was so bad.
>>750176430>I can handle the hot ones myself, Liara. Shut the fuck up.
>>750181531Lighting utterly ruined
>>750177915Unfortunately accurate to the lore. I can only assume that the fucking Asari are slowing everything down as usual.
>>750176430thank god this retarded studio died
>>750180819One of the writers for ME5. She wrote the Andromeda tie-in books a decade ago.
>>750176430mass effect ended at 3. you can't continue.
>>750176430HOLY WALLED BROTHER
>>750176716Hot
>>750177915welcome to Africa
>>750182483kek
>>750182284ME5? Wat, did i miss something after Andromeda? Bioware released another mass effect?
>>750176430Someone said top was Hunter Schafer and I can't unsee it.
>>750182541Anon... have you been asleep all day? What do you think OP's pic is about?https://youtu.be/WP3ieef0mpE
>>750177915tech does plateau and stagnate for long periods of time a roman limitanei from 400 AD had effectively the same kit as an average footman from 1200 AD; the steel quality was a bit better for the medieval man but not by a dramatic amount an Egyptian infantryman from 2100BC was probably indistinguishable from one from 1300 BC
>>750176430The trailer looked like shit, the animation is TF2 SFM parody tier. If this is the best they had no wonder they got shut down
>>750182970Sir, your asari is leaking.
>>750176430Basically all they had to show after years was a premade animated trailer. No gameplay. That's hilarious.
>>750182970Why is she sweating down there
>>750182970is this some piss fetish thing? Why is she wetting herself?
>>750183053it's called a proof of concept chuddie
>>750182970They threw in a seductive blue alien space whore. That alone is enough to sway some of the market into thinking they might of had something good going.
>>750176430If they're supposed to be parasites that trick you into finding them attractive why is Liara old?
>>750183569uhh...because entropy exists?
>>750183569Because that was never the case and you took the drunken conversation between three idiots at face value.
>>750176769Honest to god I'm thinking they were trying to just retcon shit to make destroy the canon ending and just forget about everything else in ME3 aside from the Genophage and Quarian plotpoints
>>750176782Inquisition was good for the music but that is about all I'd ever give Nu-Bioware credit for
>>750176430bioware haven't made a decent game in decades. the real question is why no-one else has made a decent bioware style game in the same time period. you'd think their older good stuff would have inspired some people to make some games. what the fuck are devs even doing
>>750184459>What is BG3
>>750184510A game made by Larian Studios.
>ME legacy now is all the blender porn on r34kino
They are cooking, in hell with all the other shitty developers
>>750185018That sounded way cooler in my head Jesus Christ I really spilled the spaghetti with this one
>>750176430They cooked too long and now they're toast.
>>750176430is this an outsourced cinematic or did bioware actually replace their horrendous animators?
>>750176430imagine being part of woke corpo (EA) and having to check on the new mass effect game proggres that is in dev for 2 yearsand what you have seen is so dogshit that you have to close the whole studio over it ea spared you worst mass effect in the series, andromeda would look good in comparision
industry should really start banning these people from ever working on another game
>>750176430They cooked the OG Trilogy in a shorter timeframe than the one between announcing ME5 and now...
>>750183030A perfectly normal asari reaction in presence of BHC
>>750182970>he says as he posts slop
>>750180130Total scientist death
>>750176430Benezia maxxed Liara is what should have been.
>>750179301I can't agree.
>>750182464god she walled so fucking hardshe was a fucking hotty !
>>750176894The fuck is with the techno rave music?
Asari tummy
>>750182721This looks like shit lmao
Asari belly
Am I crazy or did this trailer, Veilguard, and ME: Andromeda all have the exact same bar fight setpiece?
>>750176430this but unironically. haters don't get that this project was handled by people who had nothing to do with the troonguard.
Asari waist
Asari midriff
>>750181273>Proto obnoxious girlboss that accomplishes nothing but look utterly pathetic next to the MC after everyone gases her up and she brags all gameCharacters like these were the heralds of the impending doom.
This feel like a "right hand of the forbidden one" bit I don't wanna know what asari bodypart it's leading too
Asari abs
>>750179301But the point is you put Liara's face on Benezia's body, and maybe add a few extra pounds of titty, ass, belly, and thigh because you'd have fucked far more little asari larvae into her than Liara's dad fucked into Benezia.I'd field an entire Eclipse Brigade from that blue womb. A goddamn Asari Charlemagne's worth of children from her.
>>750181273The shittiest one.I'm going with Mean Green the Breeding Machine.
>>750186112>Mombod Liara
>>750176430Do AAA game devs just have a fetish for unnecessarily prominent nasolabial folds or what
Oh great a hag Liara who will cuck you in order to avoid canonizing any one particular romance
>>750176430I saw retards made a petition to le save mass effect. I hope it succeedes for once just so the game can release and the same retards are even more disappointed with it than with Andromeda and Veilguard.
>the MC was a chinkThank god they died
>>750178239Here’s a better question, how the fuck is she that old? During the ME trilogy she was still young by Asari standards.
>>750176430>Liara is now a hag that gets jealous of younger women.
>>750186834>still youngMore than that, she's essentially asari jailbait. 100 years is like 17 in Asari, she's not even a 1/3 of the way through her maiden stage
>fake cancel one of the most anticipated RPGs>close a legacy studio>have all your staff "reveal" they are working on the game>let media outlets run with the story for a week or two>leak the trailer>reopen the studio and "start" development again>investors flood in and EA looks like the herojust wait til next week bros. this is all smoke and mirrors
>>750176782It's also very possible that she doesn't want to throw her ex-colleague under the bus.
The DLSS5 face is strong in this one
>>750176430That studio was really a lost cause. Imagine your ultra woke previous IP subversion flopped ultra hard and now you have to bring results, because this is very obviously your last chance, and then you have fucking nothing BUT you had time to bog one of the original characters and already spent part of the budget on the likeness of a hollywood tranny. This was so going to be a spite thing yet again, even under these circumstances, because they just can't help themselves. They are so saturated with dei hires and all that bullshit that they could never go back, because for them this is normal.
I'm happy Bioware is dead, they really died over a decade ago, it's always good to see terrible studios fail. Maybe they should have worked on fun games instead of woke nonsense. There was even pronoun shit in Mass Effect Andromeda.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIQu1yROUo4
>>750186956She was 106 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds old YOU SUCK FUCK!
>Asari, the one alien species that is known for either evolutionary or neurochemically have the passive effect of looking attractive by the standards of other species>Liara somehow hit the wallIt's truly astonishing that nu devs aren't only shit at games, and the in-house staple IPs of their studios at that, but they always manage to specifically fuck it up where it makes the least amount of sense.
>hurr why does she look like shitBecause she lost her soulmate you retarded spastics. It would be retarded if she was still a smoking hot fuckable seductress after 800 years of being a depressed widow. Yes, Shepard x Liara is canon btw dunces.
>>750186101You wouldn't bitch at all if the exact same character was male
>>750188384Wreav exists and everyone, including me, hates him lol
>>750181531>coughs>camera pans upit's like she's telling the cameraman "hey my eyes are up here", i love it
>>750176430I for one welcome milf LiaraI do find it funny that some crows feat has retards acting like she didn't always look like a mousy secretary with dimples
>>750188325Liara getting cucked by Tali is canon*
Now that Bioware is dead, can we finally admit Dragon Age 2 was a good game?
>>750176782This. The last thing of theirs people even remotely cared about in an unironic way was ME3, and that was 13 years ago. It was also shit and one of the single biggest gaming disappointments for many people, and no amount of shills trying to gaslight people will change that fact.
>No ShepardNo buy.
>>750176782They went downhill starting with DA2, it wasn't just the gameplay that was bad compared to the first one even the writing was garbage and you can't just blame EA for that you can have shit gameplay and a serviceable story, DA2 had neither and everything they churned out from that point on was complete fucking slop
>>750176430They gave her the nasal folds KEK!
>>750188384It's almost as if men and women are different
It looks like they were trying to be space GTAGlad it died.
People have hated Bioware since 2011 with the release of DA2
>>750176430No.
>>750186101>accomplishes nothingAs opposed to?
>>750193398Shepard and Nyreen who basically wrest control of Omega by themselves.
>>750186151Why would I spare someone who is indoctrinated by Nazara?
>>750193432>ShepardProtagonist, so doesn't count.>NyreenThe suicide bomber who failed to take out a handful of Adjutants? lol. Do you understand how fucking pointless her "sacrifice" is? She's literally looking at you and Aria while killing herself. And this after she has seen you ROFLstomp half a dozen adjutants while in the mines. She's not only weak, but retarded too. Meanwhile, Aria provides you with war assets, is a decent squad mate if specced right, and has not once wavered in her loyalty to Shepard or lied about why she does things.
>>750193972Nyreen keeps up the resistance singlehandedly while Aria runs away with her tail between her legs, she's literally the only reason Aria has a modicum of a fighting chance after her pathetic suicide ramming attempt, IE woman moment, that even Shepard can't help but call her on for her utter retardation.
>>750190347Wrong
>>750181531>Something as harmless and clearly tongue in cheek as that has to be patched out of the remaster, because the industry is saturatred with no-fun-allowed KarensThe industry has to die so it can rise from the ashes as something that's allowed to be fun again.
>>750182970One of the lead animators of Hunt Down the Freeman was working for Bioware since Veilguard and it fucking shows. Just look at cutscenes from that game and contrast them with this production trailer and Veilguard cutscenes.
>waowww is that a female body type 1 in a skintight outfit????
>>750179301Nah, I'd murder to suck on those tits. Sorry about your gay.
>>750192892Reeeee these stupid dykes cant leave soon enough.
>>750181273Made for sweet lovemaking
>>750179301>Crop out her tits and you'll agree.I dunno, I'm not seeing it.
>>750185837>WAHHHH WHY A 70YO WOMAN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WHEN SHE WAS 20-30!!!!!
>>750181273>tfw Butterfaced bitch that gives great head
If they were smart they would turn ME3 into an in-universe propaganda movie and continue with the Reapers as a far off background threat far weirder than anything the in-universe writers could cook up
>>750176430Trailer looked like shit, animation looked like shit. It was gonna be shit
>>750176430>GILF Liara
>>750197914I don't think anyone wants them to continue the reaper threat. That ship has sailed.
>>750176430You know who should get the Mass Effect IP? Larian. >cue /v/ crying and pissing even though you all know it's true
>>750198083the reaper threat never fully got explored due to the shit writing. its likely they are still out there but in smaller numbers
>>750176430Nah, let them catch the unemployment line forever lmao
>>750198135Nah. Shadowrun would be a better choice for Larian.
>>750195735Yes, why is that?Why must we live in a world where women (and to be fair, men too) look uglier as they age?
>>750198135>>750198205Isn't Larian working on their own original sci-fi IP alongside Divinity right now? Doubt they'd have the time.It should be Teyon instead.
Combat in Andromeda was actually decent; everything else was ass
>>750198441if i remember correctly the ME3 multiplayer team mostly worked on andromeda. the me3 multiplayer was the biggest most positive surprise coming out of 3. a shame they were fucking retarded and did not port it over to the legendary edition
>>750181531I played the ME trilogy only to find out the allegations of Miranda butt censoring are greatly exaggerated. Plenty of glorious buttshots in every scene that involves here.This comparison shows the same: "additional censorship" is bollocks. If anything, her cleavage is MORE prominent.
>>750198441It was probably the best part of the game, sure, and even that had huge issues ie every arena needing to accommodate the jetpack, the profile system self-defeating with the cooldown powers, etc.
>>750198567t. blast haver
>>750198550>a shame they were fucking retarded and did not port it over to the legendary editionthank god they didn'tI would have lost my job playing that shit 24/7also you could have snagged a key for $1 at some point and played it on the EA launcher and I used cheat engine to unlock everything no problem even though the kikes were charging $10 for boxes on a 15
>>750176430I actually believe them when they say it was made in engine, because holy fuck those punches look limp wristed
>More Liara Sue WankI'm good, thanks.
>>750198787fucking hate that writer's pet retardwish there was an option to get her eviscerated and raped to death by a pack of vorcha
>>750198749fun fact you can still find some matches even after 13 years. i never got to beat anything on platinum which pisses me offgod why are these people so retarded
Dragon Age was never good. The dark spawn idea was the only thing vaguely interesting at all about it. No one remembers a single character other than Morgana or whatever the goth girl with her tits hanging out. The gameplay is real time with pause at it's absolute worst. The individual story beats are bland. The world map being just a selection of seperate levels feels shitty and bland even for it's time. This is literally a series that only ever sold because it was one of the first big budget RPGs to have sex and romance.
>>750198749>the kikes were charging $10 for boxes in a 15 year old gameno idea how I fucked that up>>750198871yup I used to main talon merc and there was a glitch where you could auto headshot with the black widow and smoke everything in a handful of shots while reload cancellingI miss nuking spawns with the rocket launcher tooloved that jank ass game
>>750198749>>750198871>they don't know https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/3463You can even import your EA profile and keep all your original multiplayer's progress and characters
>>750199098>Original upload>15 October 2026, 6:46PMgod dammitnow I'm gonna lose my job...
>>750199098i kneeldid not know about this thank you anon
Bioware slurped the BlackRock cock hard and early.Netherrealm Studios is next.
>>750198871>i never got to beat anything on platinum which pisses me offbro your awakened collector???your male quarian infiltrator + reegar carbine?????
>>750176782i love how leftists when exposed go yeah we knew it was dogshit because of our ideology fucking faggots dude this is why DEI and feminism is the death of gaming it needs to burn to the groundthe ending will be foreigners buying all the companies and nothing being owned by westerners tencent and now the arabs own a fuck load of studios and they dont hold your libtard values you dumb cunts
>>750199282I forgot that Netherrealm even still existed. Has any WB owned studio actually released anything since they cancelled that Wonder Woman game?
>>750176430>take the coombait ayylmao race>make her look like a 40 yo HR whroeHow the fuck do these fucks achieve this?
after a anon said its hunter schafer i cant unsee that shit
>>750199369i cant solo that shiti was born a geth juggernaut and died a geth juggernaut
>>750181273they arr rook rike
>>750199369awakened collector was so fucking cool bro was a bug nuke magealso platinum was pretty hard even doing exploits with a consistent platinum lobby can fumble in wave 8-10 and easily lose an hour of progress to a badly positioned wave
>>750199491>How the fuck do these fucks achieve this?still better than andromeda where they made every asari ugly
>>750195632Those veins hngggghh give me MILK!
I had to take a break from this thread and crank one out to Yahg porn
>>750199852i like the one where smashes that quarians helmet and rapes her in the mouth until her head starts breaking apart
one of the writers on twitter just posted the general outline of what the story was supposed to be Good. You opened this message.This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought.But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win.The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.— KL
>>750199528>hunter schaferWould, before he cut his pp of course.
>>750198441Emphasis on everything else, because for as fun as it was the gun sounded like pure liquid fucking ASS.
>>750176430Maybe I’m too far gone but the lips as she whispered in his ear made me think of like rigid3d or some other porn animation than a “realistic” whispering in someone’s ear
>>750198441Combat was okay but I found myself disappointed at how quickly I ran out of things to spend points on. Since you’d get your 3 or 4 abilities and then nothing else really mattered Also maybe I missed something but the whole “he’s bonded with an ai and can swap between specialities” didn’t really feel like it changed up combat any. I never felt the need/desire to swap mid combat like it felt like the idea was
>>750200519You're not too far off the mark >>750194783
>>750194495This is literally Final Fantasy/Clair Obscur
>>750184459Larian StudiosDivinityBaldurs Gate 3CDprojektThe WitcherCyberpunk 2077OwlcatPathfinderThe ExpanseWizards of the Coast/ArchitectExodusWarlock: Dungeons and Dragons
>>750176430One thing I’ll always be irked about in regard to mass effect, they really should have given the alien races more visual variety. The majority of them are just recolors of one another. I want Asari with long “hair”, Quarians with crazy intricate dresses over their environment suits, Kroggans covered with war-paint and trophies.
>>750177915Was it confirmed to actually be 800 years in the future or are we assuming that because they made Liara look old?
>>750180819she was the one catering
>>750194420Prove me wrong then
>All those ignorant retards on X who think Avi Lewis is gonna bail out Bioware
We did and their last 3 were disaster.
