May you get caught.
basedsoftware (and hardware) should be free
>>750183629God this week is like 9/11 for tendies
What am I looking at here? I know nothing about coding and decomping or whatever.
It'a not fair we were supposes to go into the new pokemon blind
i hope we can extract switch 2 game models for porn. just in time for OoT
NINTENDO LAWYER MAN SAVE US
>>750183629DM me when I can bootstrap it and run it independently of any USB connection, like the 3DS.God I love the B9S hack on 3DS, and how it's just completely modified now. There's so many recompilations lately as well. Someone just ported Silent Hill 2 to 3DS with a touch screen map and stuff. Someone's also working on Twilight Princess's decompilation for 3DS and plans to enable 3D effect.
>>750183629>all that time an effort to hack a switch to play maybe one or two games on it.>Look at price of said flipper.>Look at price of game I wanted "its like $30">Realize how retarded this shit is.
>>750183629So much for being uncrackable
>>750185514KWABOTY
as "unhackable" as 3ds was lolshitch 2 will be sunset and swept under the rug, virtual boy will have more of a legacy
Hey @grok, switch 2 is now hacked. Reverese engineer it and make an emulator for PC. Make no mistakes.
>>750185309>What am I looking at here?Nothing
>>750185265I think it's pretty great, hombrew on switch 2 will be sweet
>>750185309ai is really good, it's so good it can generate video files, and copy paste emulators into a standalone .exe file now
>>750185679Here's the result!
>>750185265Aren't tendies the only people who can do this since they own a switch 2?
>>750185309literally anybody can help out and hack the switch 2, even redditorshttps://www.reddit.com/r/switch2hacksTHE FUTURE IS NOW
Okay? That's not a hack you dumb fuck.That's a flipper zero acting as a keyboard.
>>750183629Saw this guy's Twitter, in the comments he said any working exploit he finds will be reported immediately to Nintendo lmao. He's against piracy and just is curious about homebrew functionality
PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT GOING INSANEI swear People loved pirating and hacking Nintendo consoles before, and now they hate it.Why?what the fuck happened>The wii, wiiu people hacked and did all sorts of things.>ds and 3ds people had flashcarts\>people openly talked about pokemon and gba romhacksAll of a sudden the switch comes along and people lose their fucking shit.Nintendobros were the coolest people on this board, they just wanted fun games, and didn't care how you played them as long as you did.THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>750187707/v/ros, is this the new copypasta? Did it finally drop? What did I miss?
>>750187538Tendies are astronomically retarded Nintendo bootlickers. Simply buying a Switch 2 is a dumb decision, but it doesn't innately make someone a tendie.
>literally nothing>autistic schizophrenic: “zelder remake 60fps 4K 200 fps day zero (less than two weeks)”
>>750187823It‘s always nothing until it isn‘t. Keep coping.
>>750187603Manually typing out the exploit sounds like a lot of effort.It's typing this out: https://github.com/mhzsajan/ns2jb/blob/main/bootstrap.bas
>>750187707Games just got way more expensive. If you spent 60 bucks to play bing bing wahoo like a retard and other people got to play it for free you‘d probably be pissed too
>>750187707it's because tendies have spent the last 10 years arguing that moar sales = better gaem.nobody gave a fuck about sales figures until browns took over the internet.
>>750187707Most people are either indifferent or jailbreak their Nintendo consoles as soon as they can because it's always very exciting. Hacking your console is basically tradition at this point for anyone invested in video games.This time around though tendies are having a nuclear level meltdown because thanks to AI it means decomps and working emulation very soon. So they're gonna paypig and paypig some more to play games that struggle to run on their shitty underpowered tablet while PChads are gonna get 4k, unlocked framerates, fixes, mods, randomizers, retarded AI coded crossovers like GTA VI x OoT Remake. Meanwhile the cucked tendie will be left out, forced to watch as unworthy chuds are having their way with his games, cucked if you will.
>>750188156yeah but nobody cared before if you pirated or emulated games, as long as you had fun. I even had multiple people help me hack my 3ds and there wasn't any backlash to the idea.It's so weird how an entire fanbase just changed like that
>thought about getting a Switch 2 and just keeping it in the box until a jailbreak comes out>realize it barely has any games I care aboutAre there even any good exclusives or console exclusives coming out for it? The only games I might play on it are Donkey Kong, the Xeno 3 rerelease since I never played the original, and MAYBE the OoT remake.
>>750188248The wii u happened and they‘ve been worried about nintendo going under ever since
>>750188397makes sense, but the switch is a hit, like i think it's the best selling console nintendo ever had and it's insanely popular. Yet tendies want to blow their fucking brains out at the thought of pirating or emulating games on it.Is it the 11s? They hate piracy and the laws are much stricter there. Maybe their mentality just caught on.
Even when you niggers "win" against the tendies you still sound like whiny fucking losers who lost lol
>>750188479>t. saur grapes
>>750188248Probably double whammy from millennials growing up, maturing and becoming "better men", they now have the disposable income to buy whatever they want + because of steam and digital it has been ingrained in westerners that buying games = good and pirating doesn't feel right now. And on the other side you have zoomers being simultaneously tech illiterate and brain raped by social media and compliance culture, they are at a point where just having "bad thoughts" (as in having thoughts that would cause outrage or have to be censored on social media platforms, ie. certain nono words replaced with "unalived", "pdf file", "ahh", is a sin to them, and they think internet = real life, so when they think piracy they think dark web criminals literally breaking into the games company vault and stealing from them.
>>750187969>229 lines of basic-style codeThat's not much.
>>750187707Times are different you piece of shit. We need to accentuate the profitability of wholesome japanese games versus western trash to kick in the teeth of western devs. I happily pay full price for all nintendo products while boycotting all western games to do my part. If you pirate nintendo games while still paying for a world of warcraft subscription you're actively contributing to the death of video games.
>>750185265I get to play games for free on my handheld, how is this bad for me and why have you decided I'm upset?I even get to play whatever exclusives they release in the coming years for free on my PC too.I don't care about Nintendo financially as a company, they are sat on such a ridiculous sum of wealth.
>>750188156>because thanks to AI it means decomps and working emulation very soon.Unlikely.All the AI emulation has been stolen code. Can't have AI steal what someone hasn't written yet.Real decomps (and not the faggotry people have been passing around as it when it's really just shims for emulator code) also eat up tokens out the ass and often require you to have an additional subscription like Daybreak if you don't want to be blocked due to le "safety" bs all the time.I think it'll definitely help with fuzzing, finding hacks and identifying APIs though.
>>750188628Maybe I'm too fucking stupid to understand how it works but how did PS5 emulation go from can barely boot to titlescreen without crashing to "native" ports running full speed on reasonable hardware?
>>750188972You're not stupid at all man you're just gay
>>750188551>wholesome japanese games>What if Mario Slop but le OPEN WORLD?!>Fire Emblem: Everyone is Brown Edition>Pokemon: Body type A/ Pokemon: Body type B >Zelda OoT Demake: HIRED THIS MAN edition
>>750189225damn that's like 5 more games than steam has had in the entire year
>>750188551>kike westerners bad>kike easterners goodYou are so stupid. Nintendo and Sony are both dogshit these days and just as bad as many of trash western devs.
>>7501878232 weeks ago the PS5 emu was only booting up games, now its running them with 90% efficiency.Tick tock tendy.
>>750189319Holy retard. Stick to beating your dead horse sony, you cannot win against pc, it just makes you an idiot.
>>750188551>wholesome japanese games>Breath of the Wild>Mario of the Wild>Donkey Kong of the Wild>Mario Kart of the Wild>Kirby of the Wild>Pokémon games still look like they're on Nintendo 64>game key cards because they're deathly afraid of hacks after the DS, 3DS and Switch got their asshole wild open>wholesome japanese company>wii fit>wii music>wii vitality sensor>wii motion +>paid romsLol, lmao, roflcopter even
>>750189380keep lovin' slop lmao retardo
Claude hack my switch 2 and add nude mods
>>750189439Claude change my diaper and order a new pacifier
>>750188024I don't understand that sour grapes mentality, they pay a premium to play it early, we play for free but have to wait a bit longer, it's a decision either way it's not like one decision is objectively better
>>750189536
>>750189536Claude make this guy wipe my ass
Claude do you think love can blossom, even on the battlefield?
>>750189536tendie?
All we need to do is dump the exclusives and then we can reverse engineer the games to make them run on PC natively.
>>750189824Exclusives?
>>750188972AnyPS5 code and ShadPS4 code almost exclusively.
nothing will come out of it as long as you need to plug the console to a device to do all the actual hardware computation. so far this shit is just about hijacking the screen
>>750189824You can't do this without an emulator.
>>750187707likely millennials seething over devalued funkos, methinks
>>750187707what do you mean? Before it was just enthusiasts talking about this shit in niche forums, now you have thirdies posting about it on twitter to try gain izzat
I think that kind of shit is important. It's always good that people can give the middle finger to gaming corporations and remind them that as much as they want to fuck us they can't prevent us from tinkering with shit we own and bought with our own money.
>>750190173This. It's that simple. You buy it, you own it, you can do what you want with it. These corporations that try and lock you out of your own device can cope and get fucked.
They’re just going to start streaming games to your device and make it so nothing can be plugged in.
>>750190028nothing for you, consolecuck. consolecucks will be unable to use it because it will get patched. pirate pc chads will get all the games and emulators and the switch2 will be useless
>>750190245Makes a lot of sense for a company that makes handheld devices that are used outside
>>750190245Oh no! *keeps playing on PC*
>>750185265Nope
>>750190276even on PC they will not release games anymore, it will just be streamed to you in-browser
>>750190310Sure, buddy. This time definitely.
>>750187707i still don't care how people play games since i've emulated since i was a kid, just seems like people wanting to consolewar, snoys pretending to be tendies and all that.people screaming they're doing it at the top of their lungs to own the big corpos (who don't give a shit about you if you love or hate them) is gay though
>>750190348I mean what the fuck else are they going to do to protect their shit? The obviously will go bankrupt if all games are decrypted within a day and nothing can stop hacking. Google stadia will be the new norm. Textures and models will be streamed like they do in flight simulator
Can't wait to emulate Pokemon WiWa for free <3
>>750188546it is when you have to do it a gorillion times every time shit gets stuck.
@NINTENDO@FBI@TRUMP@ELON@JEFFREYEPSTEIN@SHINZOABEDO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750190424you retarded nigger, this is how things already are on pcif you haven't bought denuvo then your game is piratable day 1yet loads of games find success on steam, more every yearpiracy is not a problem and you're pushing customers away by fighting it, no one likes denuvo
>>750187707new generation is just way dumber, doesnt understand technology at all and is raised by corporations.even the current japan piracy discourse seems to be mostly newfags. Ive seen many oldhead jappas talk about how normal it was to pirate rare anime and mod games.
>>750190473After trying scarlet and legends ZA on emu I seriously cannot understand pokefags. Those are among the worst RPGs I've ever played and I've played Beyond the Beyond.
>>750190310Piracy is the default PC condition and it keeps getting games. Only console babies lose, I'm sorry.
>>750190552>Ive seen many oldhead jappas talk about how normal it was to pirate rare anime and mod gamesthis, one look at the early SMW romhacking scene shows japan loved doing it as well, and i've seen japanese videos playing pikmin 2 mods or just fucking around with an editor like having every enemy get murdered by a squad of gatling groinks.
>>750190376Nta, we shit on all companies here, none of that "snoy this, tendie that, Xbots these" faggotry. Nintendo deserves to get shat on as much as any other conglomerate. You should hate them all equally as much as you enjoy their products when they do something you like.
>>750190564I don't care about pokemon.I just want to steal money from Nintendo.
>>750185309He's giving his AI agent tools to directly to write code and execute commands on his jailbroken Switch 2.
>>750190770
>>750190424>The obviously will go bankrupt if all games are decrypted within a day and nothing can stop hacking. Drawing from experience?>Google stadia will be the new norm. Yup. Definitely. This time for sure. Just ignore how Geforecenow and Xbox live or whatever the fuck MS uses failed catastrophically on PC. Streaming, however, is a perfectly valid way to play previous gen games on consoles! No hypocrisy there, no sir!
>>750190982Holy samefag
>>750187707Wish I had a crackable 3DS when I was into that. My friend had the new-XL with hella games on it, way cool. Much better than my paltry collection that needed $60 every time for a new gameBut I will agree I do feel hacking the Switch is a bit trashy. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the unprecedented access to purchase games through the eShop vs in the past the inconvenience/money problem of going to a GameStop? Although the 3DS had an eShop too. Maybe it's a subliminal push from Nintendo. There was the huge Gary Bowser fiasco which blew it up into a big thing with jail time and litigation instead of quick thing you can do to get free games on your console. Compared to the Iwata era, the Switch was a BIG thing. Literally best selling Nintendo console of all time. It became socialized. Much more well known and less of a nerd thing. Pokemon Sun and Moon era of games was still in the border world if you ask me, still either just a kid thing or Magic: The Gathering type guy subinterest. The Switch went triple platinum. A lot of Reddit publicity, and we've all seen the stupid game rooms with the big fake controllers on the wall next to the flatscreen. I'd say blaming normies is a safe bet here. They come in with their corporate washed "piracy bad" opinion and it spreads to the rest of the community. >>750188551I mean this is hilarious but completely wrong. Seriously? Mario Kart #42 for $80? This would be right if Killer7's were dropping every few months but it's just Nintendo shit and Dark Souls (new)
>>750187707Sharty invasion
>>750187707Nu-tendies are extremely culty. I remember when tendies used to be cool too
>>750183629Genuine question: Can't companies sue the AI companies for damages if they can prove that said AI company's AI model was used to bypass security measure or to accelerate the rate at which security is broken? We're very much seeing an uptick in shit being cracked open and the root cause is beyond clear: AI.Or are the AI companies free to do what they wish, like with the theft of intellectual property to train their models?
>>750187707Tendies became cultists
>>750189536Oh you don't know how true this is. My parents practically live off the fucking thing,>MomSeriously convinced Claude could log in to her WordPress dashboard and fix her website for her (because it said it would)>DadComplete dismantling of the HVAC system because he can surely do it a better way with Claude than the contractor who has already fleeced him of $10,000+All I can do is watch. He is now doing DIY electrical as well. Waiting for the day when the entire house burns down because all of the prompted maintenance
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH @NINTENDO @FBI @CIA @REALDONALDTRUMP @JOEBIDEN @JOEROGAN HELLO??????????????? DO SOMETHING????????
>>750191798>: Can't companies sue the AI companies for damages if they can prove that said AI company's AI model was used to bypass security measure or to accelerate the rate at which security is broken?Few issues:1. It's not the AI's fault. It's a tool for coding. If it's being misused, that does not make the AI company culpable2. AI companies are directly protected by the United States Government. Good fucking luck 3. All companies do this anyway. Undermining your competition is a powerful and crucial tactic. There are vested interests from So y and MS at play here, just like how there were vested interests from Nintendo in breakig the PS5 and leaking PS6 specs4. These AI companies know. Everything. EVERYTHING. The moment Nintendo picks a fight with them you'll start seeing a deluge of content about how Nintendo is evil and anticonsumer with a bunch of mysterious "leaks" and "breaches" highlighting the ways they fuck over gamedevs and cut corners to pull more money from gamers, etc.
>>7501922801. Obviously that's fair but when you're providing the tools to completely break open the internet and the security of technology, surely there has to be some accountability. The tools they supply are clearly an issue. Surely there's an argument to be made there that supplying damaging and dangerous tools is just as bad as using them; why can we hold that standard for drugs but not here?2. Yeah, that's a tough one to untangle, but they can still be pressured and threatened with pariah-statue if they do not act. Genie is out of the bottle and it's an arms race now. Can't wait to see the oppressive systems they produce!3. Refer to point 1 regarding tool usage.4. That's nonsense and smear campaigns won't matter when judging whether there's culpability on the part of AI companies for providing the tools.
>>750189375No it's not. The ps5 emu is still only able to access the menu. Not a single game is playable yet
>>750185508Soon, AI can do anything. Someone will do it. It will be like black myth wukong or crimson desert. They'll crack it no matter how long it takes. And Nintendo won't do shit. The new jailbreaks will just have a completely offline mode that never turns on, and you'll be able to dump your games and do everything.AI solves everything.
All that vidya and movie industry had to do was ban AI in courts. Now that i can't build a new pc you can all get fucked. Hope everyone pirates and you don't make shit ever again.
This might be the end of consoles, and probably video games.Thanks a lot thirdies. Hope you get nuked.
>>750193125>This might be the end of consolesgoodconsoles are for low iq subhumans that deserve to be enslaved into menial labour
>>750193125>end of consolesnot really, handhelds will stick around no matter what cause you cant carry your pc everywhereand shit gets jailbroken no matter what, its only a matter of time and im sure the corpos know this more than me and you
>>750193125It would be if pc hardware prices weren‘t comically high. AI giveth and AI taketh
>>750193396Hope they get higher. So high third worlders like brazilians, russians, indians etc will never be able to afford one
Rape status?
>>750183629Can't they just SSH into the console? Or is that some type of bootloader/firmware with low level access?
>>750193125Only the end of Jewtendo of Arabia, that dogshit tablet can't run anything while an Xbox series or a PS5 are decent mid range PCs and cheaper.
>>750193615The PS5 and Xbox both were hacked too.
>>750193615>decent mid range PCs*at 720p with dlssmeanwhile my 2080ti is still chugging at 1440p with no slop options
>>750183629Hackerman won bigly
>>750191798Companies like Nintendo are about to find out how flimsy IP and DMCA laws actually are when there's no government caring about them
>>750193813Both are better than a $500 scamtendo 2. Those shits are running wilds at 360p 10fps, soon everyone will be playing OOT slopmake for free in their favorite console.
it got hacked by there is no games?
>>750193598This is an official "game" (it's a BASIC interpreter)He's entering a 200 line exploit that will actually hack the console.
>>750185315no emulator has been created yet
>>750195928That doesnt mean people cant dump the roms and datamine the contents
>>750187707gen alpha is retarded
>>750185309Just a tranny showing off how he's coooooding on the switch.
>>750187707switchsnoys happened
>>750183629Is this why flipper randomly popped up in my Amazon recommendations? lol
>>750188479reminds me of a certain group
>>750195993has a pokemon game ever not been datamined or leaked before release?
>>750183629So where are the game asset dumps? Its been over 24hrs now.
>>750187707I'm not a tendie but if I had to guess it's because Switch & Switch 2 aren't a piece of shit like Wii, WiiU, and even 3DS was to an extent. Price aside they're not something you'd want to buy for one game and then put in a closet, they have enough of a library and third-party support that they're worth having.WiiU had like 3 games worth playing and that includes all third-party stuff. Switch has dozens games worth playing if you count third-party, and Switch 2 plays all Switch games. Plus if you're pozzed into the ecosystem you probably consider it normal to pay a subscription and that gets you all the old Nintendo games. Honestly of the 3 consoles they're obviously the least shit.
>>750183954Yeah, because R&D is free. Fucking lobotomite imbeciles.
>>750189225and don't forget Homodachi Life: Living the Enby Dream (nightmare)
>>750197287the regular DS fits your switch description but everyone was happy to play pirated games on it. I think it's just zoomers who never grew up in the torrent golden age so they see piracy as morally wrong or actual tendies who are now 30+ and firmly believe Nintendo is their friend
>>750197504>zoomers who never grew up in the torrent golden agethey did, just most of them were too retarded to understand how to download shit
why the fuck are flippers so overpriced still? they've been on the market for years
>>750197287The 3DS and Wii had far better third party support than the Switch and Switch 2. What third party exclusives does the Switch 2 have, Duskbloods?
>>750188156LOL, keep begging for our exclusives, my friend. ; )
>>750187707>THE FUCK HAPPENED?Corporate (aka jewish) sheepdogs flooding every major platform of discussion
>>750197287>they have enough of a library>motherfucking DS not having a fantastic library
>>750198545Let's be real, few of the DS greats actually stood the test of time
>>750198654>the test of timeMeme metric, if a game is good when it comes out that's good enough for me, not everything has to be good for the next 30 years
>>750183629perfect timing. My Zelda edition Switch 2 is coming at the end of the month and im already looking forward to installing mods for Ocarina of time
>>750187358>no cockgenuinely whats even the point?
>>750187707>The internet is one personYou're dumb, that's it.
>>750199183i havent even seen a single complaint. all i see is people crying about some negative reaction that doesnt exist. its just that shit faggots do where they just lie and other retards just believe them. no one is mad the switch 2 is getting hacked. its a good thing
>>750198959Stop. Don't you dare.
>>750197351It might as well start being if they expect 99% of the population to work trade jobs now. It's bread and circuses to the appropriate levels or it's going to be bread and circuses on the streets.
