I don't understand why people hate EGS so much.
>>750189572bro's whole existence is made up of other peoples opinions. there are many like him
>>750189572>jerusalemwarekek, this one is alright
I used the Epic launcher and it was embarrassingly terrible.
>>750189572>implyint steam isn't kiked upGoyim are mad funny lol
my life hinges on antidepressants and if they stop working and i watch my life melt away again i am going to instigate a desperate situation that has me trying to commit suicide by cop but in the process of doing so i will use the suicidal desperation to assassinate a politician. not any particular one, but whomever is accessible at the time. i want to hunt them for sport i want to hunt a human and i want to hear what their different screams are and what their footsteps sound like and what their eyes and i have been severely depressed for years its already eaten my youth away and now i want to die but i also have much, much energy and i want to try and destroy something before i die and am never born again i hate dealing with humans i hate dealing with these unpredictable little animals i want to kill them and torture them i am done trying to negotiate and beg and hedge and placate them i dont want to be on this planet with them what is the point of trying to live and build anything with these animals. i dont want to have a body or mind anymore i dont want to be anything at all i want to destroy rather than be. i have only been voluntarily committed to a mental hospital before and so i am still legally capable of purchasing a weapon
>vibecodedIs this another word I have to learn? Is there a straight definition or does it require external reading of obscure lore to understand?
>>750189572Everyone hates Timmy the Rat
>>750189701It just means AI coded.
Based Chad Aryran Big COCK Tim gives me free gamespuny fattie gabe? NOTHING KEKW
>>750189690bro are you aware the FBI has people keeping track of web forums like 4chan and they take retarded posts like yours seriously just letting you know because you might have some government spooks actually track you down for posting that slop
>>750189701AI (actually Indians) code.
>>750189572>valve>not jerusalemware
>>750189572>implying steam isn't vibecoded alreadyEven Linus has got AI psychosis now.
>>750189572>pfft, bro doesn't have a bloodline TOO kill.
Whoa whoa that's antisemitism
>>750189701It just means that the "programmer" sits in a cuck chair and watches as the AI writes code by itself on his monitor.
>>750189572Nothing wrong with EGS. Get your free games and use Heroic to launch them. Just don't install the malware client.
>>750189572>jerusalemwareAlways makes me kek.
>>750189761ive been doing it from my real IPs for years and i want them to come i want to force it i want to fucking die
>>750189572Because Epic's attempt to become a game store happened in the peak of literally everyone forcing their own PC store and they aggressively bought out exclusivity, even for games people already pre-ordered on Steam
>>750189572cultists
timmy hated the PC market to his core, and he only joined because steam was making too much money, so he started shitting all over the PC market by poaching game exclusivity.that's why i will never even claim a single game from that piece of shit, let alone buy something
>>750189943I think most people will rather pirate the games than install epic spyware. It's not a good business decision.
I just don't want to mess about with multiple stores, profiles, time tracking, backlogs.Steam just works.
>>750189761I've said worse. The tipping point is in credibility. It's basically impossible to be a credible threat as Anon unless he's posting pictures and laying it out uncomfortably serious-like. Anything below that and it's just not worth it.
>>750189572>I don't understand why people hate EGS so much.People hate dishonesty, how is that hard to understand?An honest game storefront goes 'we're the fucking best, look at all our features, look at how much we help our customers!'But that's not what EGS did lmao, they bribed game companies to release games exclusively on their store (keep in mind the whole point of PC is that games didn't have exclusivity).They released shitloads of 'free' games, except if you aren't a complete moron you are able to decipher that they only did that in the hopes you'd buy more shit from them, sunk cost fallacy and all.In a nutshell EGS made PC gaming objectively worse for quite some time until they ran out of their infinite fortnite budget and stopped poaching games.Heaps of games scheduled for release on GoG/Steam/etc, often got poached weeks from release and shoved onto EGS for an entire year of exclusivity.
>Comes into a market where no one really was asking for competition with GOG and Steam being well-regarded by customers>Offers nothing different or of value>Starts poaching games and offering them as exclusives to try and compete, bringing unnecessary exclusive faggotry in the one space that historically served as a retreat from thatThe last point is why I will always hate them.
>>750189726>>750189807>>750189873How does AI translate to vibe? Who made that bullshit up?
>>750190076>they only did that in the hopes you'd buy more shit from them, sunk cost fallacy and all.It's literally bribery, no two ways about it.
>>750189572egs is for claiming free games i don't even bother to playsteam is for buying games
>>750189572Pushing exclusivity on pc was a cardinal sin.
>>750190106the guy doing it has no idea how the code works, IF it works, hence the vibes
>>750190106I believe it's because you code based on "vibes" (the prompt you give the AI) and not logicdifferent wording will give different results so it depends on what you give it
>jerusalemwarejej
>>750190213yuyuware when?
>>750189572>EGSBecause it's worse than steam and worsens the gaming landscape. Same as every random game publisher trying to make their own special launcher for their games.
The Jew I currently give shekels to could kill my entire bloodline but I will never give money to the other Jew.t. goy
>>750190340>Jews>One is a WASP>Other is a Chinese shill
>>750190340Interesting. Can you point to the Early Life section linking Israel to Valve?
>>750190425Gabe is American. All "white" Americans are of semite descent (not caucasian).
How is their new Slop launcher? Unironically. Is it decent? Or a total mess?
>>750190090This. There isn't a single reason to use EGS apart from the "we're giving free games goy come here!" tactic that anyone with a 3 digits IQ knows is only a temporary tactic to trap you into their ecosystem before they try to fuck you over, it's the Walmart invading small towns special.>Starts poaching gamesI'll never forgive those niggers for doing that with Hitman 3.
>>750189976People would unironically buy games on steam rather than get them for free on epic. Not even being cheeky or sarcastic either. Whenever epic gives out a game for free, it causes a spike in sales for that game on steam.
>>750189624Poor soul.
>>750190539>Whenever epic gives out a game for free, it causes a spike in sales for that game on steam.Timmy is such a nice guy, offering people free demos before you buy it on steam
>>750190539True, and also it makes perfect sense. If you want a free game, you pirate it, that way you don't have to deal with a gay launcher. If you want a billion useful features, you buy on Steam which has excellent deals anyway. All EGS does is publicity boosts for games, but it never provides a reason to actually use EGS. The overwhelming majority of EGS "users" just spend 2 minutes weekly logging in, claiming a game they'll never play, and logging out.
>>750189572I don't hate it, it just never gave me a reason to get a game there.The reason is low price btw.
>>750189572Estrogenic Gay Shart
>>750189572For me it's because Tim Sweeney owns it. He was staunchly pro console/anti-PC and the spearhead of the PC is dead movement.
>>750190481it's the same
you dont understand. gaben is their friend
>>750189726generally it means ai generated by someone who couldn't write 'hello world' unassisted
You can be anti-Epic, but don't be pro-Steam. Or pro-any company.Never be fucking loyal to a company.
i get my free games from egs and that's good enough for me. Steam is overrated and gabe is a cuck. he didn't stand up to payment processors and let them target 18+ games. Fuck steam
>>750190709>makes the most used PC engine and several of the biggest PC games of all time
>>750191420I don't play UEsloppa
>>750192312ok zoomer
>>750189572I hate it for bringing console exclusivity niggery to PC
>>750189690Thanks, I've always wondered what the English translation of the Israeli national anthem was.
>>750194841Actually made me laugh, have a medal
>>750189701What is with this way of thinking? I'm well into my thirties and I've never struggled to keep up with new words and phrases. Are people being intentionally obtuse to just act like they're better than the changing times?
>>750196575no they're just illiterate and retarded, and refuse to learn anything, they are willfully ignorant.
>>750196680To be fair, vibecode is a really retarded word. Saars using AI to generate shit don't have a "vibe", they're not some tortured artist with poor programming skills, they're just slop-makers like anyone working at McDo.
>>750197075Need to get enough people to call it shartcoding.
>>750189572Easy.Keep your anti customer bullshit like exclusivity away from the freedom of PC
>>750189572Valve is basically a cult. Their fans are worse than Nintendofags
>>750197075An intelligent person would use inference and context to determine the meaning behind a popular phrase or word. An autistic midwit would insist it conforms to correct and strict definitions.
>>750197492Valve just sells me a fucking game. No bullshit to jump through or restrictions.No exclusivity contracts. They just sell fucking games.Also they made linux stop sucking dick
>>750197762>intelligence is when you're retardedThanks retard, go kill yourself
I open it, get my free games and leave. Also, fuck Steam.
>>750197762Smeared that queer.
>>750197840Youve proven that you are actually the retarded one. And then you further proved yourself too retarded to gradp his point.Goddamn idiot
>be me>decided to try out the jerusalemware >install Hogwarts Legacy because of the malfoid memes>try to take a screenshot and f12 doesnt work>hmm i wonder what shortcut is it>google: actually epic doesnt have a screenshot function yethow are you vibecoding and still cant add a simple screenshot feature?i have to use steam to launch Epic to launch Hogwarts Legacy to be able to take a screenshot
>>750197943>how are you vibecoding and still cant add a simple screenshot feature?Don't ask them how long it took to add a cart to the store.
>>750189572Because Tim Sweeny is a rat fuck pile of shit.Because for all his bitching and moaning, he can't do dick to actually make something even on par with steam.Because it's been a shitheap since its release.And you know what? All of that would be forgivable if not for this one question: Name something better than steam. From ANYONE.
>>750197929I accept your concession, retarudo-kun
>>750189572Brand loyalty
>>750197996medicare
>>750189572Nintendo could shovel shit down my throat and i'd still buy it or something something.
>>750189572gamers were built for the BGC. little timmy just can’t satisfy like Gabe can
>>750189572Because EGS showed up when steam already broke ground and laid all the foundation for digital distribution, proving it could not only work, but be very successful.Worst of all, EGS doesn't do anything better than Steam, they're only claim to fame is giving away free games.
>>750189652i hope you understand he only hates israel and not jews. he also probably hates whites too.
>>750189690kek, how do you people choose the most random of threads to derail all the time. this one is kinda funny so ill give you that.
>>750198338>they'retheir. But yes, EGS launched in 2018, and it took them 3 years to add a fucking shopping cart. They lack 95% of Steam's useful features, and the only 2 ways they have ever attracted anyone to use their shit launcher is forcing it to play Fortnite, and giving away free games or fucking us over with exclusivity deals that have 0 benefit for the players. Fuck Timmy for stealing Hitman 3 from us and telling us to just "buy Hitman 2 a second time, this time on ESG lol"
The AI hobby is practically the only hobby not touched by these woketards.
>>750197806>Valve just sells me a fucking gameThey explicitly do not.
>>750189572it's a mystery to nobody except Tim Sweeny>but I'm the most benevolent of benevolent dictators! why won't anybody agree to live in my collectivist utopia?
>>750200194they explicitly do and it explicitly BLOWS YOU THE FUCK OUT forever, personally
>>750200336Modern PA actually had a good comic going here until they ruined it in the last panel.
>>750197980The funny part about that story is they just took their unreal store and added games to it. They could have added a shopping cart any time but didn't.People here argued that a shopping cart is difficult to add and that it was forgotten technology. The realisation nobody cared is because nobody bought games on EGS anyway.
>>750189572I already use two stores on PC. There's no room for a third, plus Timmy is super annoying so I wouldn't touch it no matter what.
>>750198472whites are who give israel all their guns n shitwhites are spiritually jewish
>>750189572what I don't understand is how the same people glaze gog so much since they are the same or even worse.At least EGS don't pretend they are "totally saving gaming, guyz hihi ;)" shit
>>750200336Why is Sweeny drawn to look exactly like Mike does irl?
>>750200336LOL
>>750191420>kills UT for no reason in your pathTim can fuck himself.
Epic is basically the 90s Sega and Valve is 90s Nintendo. Tiny Tim has perpetual little brother syndrome against Gabe.
>>750189572They brought console exclusivity bullshit to PC and no one like that shit
>>750204962Who did Tim Sweeny have kidnapped?
>>750189572Because most pc players will never forget or forgive tim weeney trying to kill pc gaming for xbawks. GabeN for all of his faults was with us the whole time, the weenster can never fool us.
>>750200394why do you screencap your own ESL posts? why did you post that instead of "proof" about how they explicitly do?
>>750205013And they could have tried to finance small indie studios that truly need the money to finance their games, they could have played the "we're behind the little guys!" card, but no, they exclusively paid already huge studios to get AAA titles to attract normies, fully showing that their intentions are only to attract people then trap them in a closed ecosystem that wants to economically rape them. Tim is a full blown sociopath without the slightest idea of how to interact with a human being or how they think, he is the most fitting example I could imagine if you wanted to convince someone reptilian people exist.
>>750205345This, Gabe is literally responsible for gaming on Windows and now he's responsible for gaming on Linux. He's the only one in the industry that cares about PC gaming.
>>750198472Yes and also we're trannies yadda yadda get lost Moshe.
>>750189572Left wing Jew hatred is so corny.
>>750190672They gave away borderlands 3 and other games for free so I got them and then got the dlcs.
>>750205902it's safe edgy you could bring up the holocaust and they'll kiss your toes lmao
>>750205902They really need to stop taking over my hobbies.
>>750189572lmao the post is funny af, but why would I spend money on EGS? It's dogshit and only recently did they start giving a shit about linux.
>>750189572It's genuinely a dogshit service whose "priority is developers" rather than customers, Sweeney's words, and is set to get worse now that they're straight up publicly admitting to vibecoding it.
