Very kind of them to not hit her as she's locked into a scripted animation
>>750195938this shit is gonna flop so hard lmao. nobody wants to play as an annoying bossy female. rockstar shot themselves in the foot.
>>750196078Idk
>>750196078...lmfao
>>750196078>this shit is gonna flop so hard lmao.flop no but i have the feeling its gonna be very forgettable. jason already sounds like a retard and feels tagged on. the true success of gta games is probably in milking the online mode
>>750195938TASTE THE PAINTASTE THE TOU-TOU-PAIN
>>750196078>nobody wants to play as an annoying bossy femaleI like to play while horny so this is a win for me. Waiting for PC release and the glorious AI generated mods
>>750195938>>750196078I refuse to play any female in vidya unless it's a sexy mage that shoots lazors at enemies. Boxing males as a female character is immersion raping, gaping and kwabbing into darker than vantablack dust beyond human comprehension. No remorse, no pity. Just beleaguered by cocks
>>750196078>nobody wants to play as an annoying bossy female.Considering the number of dudes with agp on online, doubt it.
>>750196078Imma play as her just to put her in a bikini and make her fat & thicc af.
>>750195938so is she like a world class martial artists or am just meant to believe a 5"6 woman could take 3 guys twice her size and weight in a fist fight.why not have her use mace or a taser or a small pistol.
>>750197467>make her fat & thicc af.Someone needs to hurry up and reveal exactly how fat we can make this bitch. I need to know whether I'm wasting my money on this game or not.
>>750196078Why do I still come to this board. It’s like this place is stuck in 2018. People act like there’s some growing chud movement when all this shit has reached its peak then hard crashed in the last 6 months
>>750197954>you still haven't accepted it yet?? WOWbecause wokeness will never not be retarded
>>750197467>>750197650I want to make her slimthicc and pray to whatever demented god is listening that I’m allowed to whore her out or do a stripping minigame.
>>750195938Yeah, that looks... fun
>>750195938literally this meme
>>750197954and yet we still do nothingand we still win
>>750196078Yeah they will only make 6 billion in profit when they are expecting to make 12 billion. It's literally over for them.
>>750197954It's true though. Take Two has released projections and they're NOT looking good. Rockstar is DONE confirmed WOKE FLOPPA SLOPPA
>>750196078Just say you like cock lil bro
>>750196078It's not going to flop financially, but people will be talking about it as the worst Gta.
>>750200073just like Bioware and Ubisoft, amirite?
>>750196078remember this post when Lucia will be all over /v/ in a few months
VI will be completely forgotten a week after releaseShills COPING and SEETHING KEKW
>>750200168remember this post when you get pwned again
>>750200168>all over /v/ nothing but clips of her lecturing men, that doesn't mean anyone's gonna like it
>>750195938what the feminism?
>>750195938DAS RITEWOMEN ARE JUST AS STRONG AS MENACTUALLY, MENTALLY THEY ARE STRONGER
>>750195938my boy Andy is ripping this game to shreds and when it's out there's gonna be hours amount of content to clown on. Rockstar is cooked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dvJs2cKRQg
>>750195938Spam R1 to awesome?
>>750200230>posts a literal novellmao fuck off>>750200251we'll see..we'll see
Mauler is already preparing a MASSIVE takedown of this woke slopThe absolute BEATDOWN Rockstar is about to get is going to be BIBLICAL
>>750195938>latina chick kicks more ass than the average /v/ poster>this disturbs themIs this sort of how like when ugly women get offended at hot women being in vidya? kek
>>750197467Literally the only reason to play this game
>>750196078Okay yeah, but hear me out:
>>750195938This is good. It's funny to see women think they can fist fight men in real life, GTA VI will further cement this idea in their heads.
>>750197467>>750201123>I'm gonna make an extra fat ugly person in a game full of morbidly obese ugly peopleWhy are amerimutts like this?
>>750197954Current events would disagree with you
>>750200003>fiction is different from reality>allow me to illustrate this to you since I am a midwit who understands such esoteric concepts!
Why are /v/tards suddenly so preoccupied with realism?
Don't act like you haven't preordered it.
>>750196078flop? nounder perform? unlikely tarnish Rockstar's name and poison the well of good will they've built up? probably
>>750201159>oh boy, I love pretending to be such a spineless loserwhy?your girl making a scene over something so trivial isn't endearing, it's fucking annoying
>>750201264sure
>>750196078Portal and (old) Tomb raider games sold just fine
>>750201975>its gonna poison the well and destroy R* reputation>why?>uhh cause you play a girl
It's going to be the san andreas of the hd era. Hope you guys have retained some of your childhood sense of wonder and imagination. There's still time to take a course on meditation, start brushing your teeth and shaving, walking/working out or whatever it takes to snap out of the cranky asshole mindset before launch.
>>750200003This is not as bad as OP.>>750201670Why waste so much time and money on the graphics then?
>>750202272>Why waste so much time and money on the graphics then? what lol
>>750202272>Why waste so much time and money on the graphics then?same reason the game doesn’t uninstall if you die, so the visuals are impressive
>>750202224the girl part on its own is a non issueit's the quirk chungus reddit writing GTA has been saddled with since 2020 that's going to do the damagethey're going to be lame, the side characters will all have the rough edges sanded downit worked better in RDR because they were telling a different kind of storyit doesn't work in GTA because of its own history
finally a game for chads you like to watch!
>>750202131The pic is obviously an exaggeration, but the sentiment is there. It's just nice to have it being done for you, rather than at you, but that might just be me.
>>750202545it's less nice when you start getting your ass kicked for the things she's sayingchicks like that will intentionally start fights she has absolutely no expectation of finishingthat's going to be your job
>>750202538It’s going to be the same writing as RDR2 and they openly said it will be that way because no one gave a fuck about any of the GTA characters as actual characters except for maybe Niko. Everyone was a one note gimmick with punchlines. Pretty sure even Dan Houser himself said RDR2 was what he considered his best piece of writing. And so they decided GTA6 will go in that direction. Not fully but it’s going to take itself more seriously
>>750196078GTA is too big to fail with one game. Even if 6 ends up being absolute dogshit there's millions of mindless drones who will buy it immediately entirely off the name alone.
>>750202353>so the visuals are impressiveAnd the gameplay is not.
>>750202920Sure I’ll just play the other GTA competitors like…
>>750200230>redditconfirming the tourist stereotype are you
>>750202815>it’s going to take itself more seriouslywhich is exactly what people DON'T want from GTA
>>750200003so close.this is why I like the fights in Atomic Blonde. She wins but she gets beat up pretty good and doesn't rely on strength at all. Even gets absolutely tossed around lol.
>>750203012just throw a dart and you'll hit any one of a dozen slop open world games
>>750203114It is because people jerk off GTA4 all the time
>>750203201open world games are not GTA competitors. If it’s a crime sandbox sure
>>750203403it's all the same shit, anonopen world has been a disaster for the industry
>>750203546it’s all the same shit if you’re a retard maybe
>>750202545>It's just nice to have it being done for you,This only works if it's well established that you hold the power dynamic in the relationship. If you don't, it just comes off as you being weak and spineless.
>>750196078Imagine believing that GTA 6 will be a flop. It's not gonna be the best GTA or a good one even, but it will not be a flop. The hype alone is through the roof. They'll get ROI in the first 3 days I assume and after that IDK. But it won't be a flop. That would be historical and historically hilarious.
>>750202854>>750203546>>750203868>trying and failing to sound clever and different only a retard who has no idea what he's talking about could look at the info we have on the and Rockstar's track record and believe this game will be bad. Get better at your hobby.
>>750196078it will sell gorillions and then everyone else is going to try to increase their game prices to $80 or try to do the same "full game for $100" bullshit
>>750196078There is absolutely zero chance it'll flopWorst that can happen is their next game might do much worse if GTA VI is really that bad, it'll take many bad games before their game finally flops
>>750196078Delusional
>>750200003Dude has insane backflip skill
>nooooo women HAVE to be realistic and weak in a game where you can hijack a jet fighter and fire AGMs at a US military installation
>>750202131>why?No father figure
>>750201975>tarnish Rockstar's name and poison the well of good will they've built up? probablyOh just like RDR2??lol GTA 6 is much safer bet than rdr2
>>750208730RDR was always the side projectGTA is the main course, and if it's safe and bland, it's going to hurt the brand
>>750207572>It's okay to have a 5'5 woman beat up 3 grown-ass men at the same time because it's just a game and not realistic, but any anime game with girls with insane proportions and outfits aren't okay because they aren't realisticWhy are Leftists subhuman, demon creatures that constantly morph their "beliefs" to whatever benefits them at the moment?
>>750210610it's girlbrains"i felt it, that makes it true"but she can also hold that belief simultaneously changing her mind whenever she wants
>>750210610who are you quoting retard
>>750210610only a low test individual would have the lack of self awareness to even think such gay shit as you, let alone express it.
>>750210610Settling aside your rage hallucination, Jason would die doing the same thing. It's a power fantasy on both sides even if it is a further reach for a woman.
yeah, the suspension of disbelief breaks a bit when she goes toe to toe with grown men. realistically speaking she should always have a gun or knife on her instead of making her square up with other men. but anyways, not too egregious.
>>750210610>muh transgender animeYou faggots need to stop with this.
>>750211845honest question, what fucking games do you play where your suspension of disbelief is this strict lol
>>750212320i've done combat sports and gone against a woman in sparring, she hit like wet noodles and a shit faced drunk was faster. either way i did say 'not too egregious' didn't i? it's a game.
/v/ isn't actually delusional enough to think this shit will flop, right?You're all pretending, right? R-right...?
>>750195938video games, especially gta, are fun, silly fantasies. why do you "people" feel that they need to be a bubblegum safe space for your terminally online gender confusion?
>>750195938WOAAAH!!! JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!!
>>750212551I only asked you because you sounded reasonable, and you are. Most of the people blindly raging about a girl in gta sound insane
GTAfags are delusional in thinking it won't be twice as soulless and shittily written than GTA V. The series hasn't been good since San Andreas
>>750196078>this shit is gonna flop so hard lmaoI see you're still chasing the TORtanic highThere is no way it will flop commercially
>>750202131the fantasy is not to be a spineless loser, it's that a woman (besides your mom) would love you enough to stand up for you whether you need it or not
>>750213075that's an odd thing to say considering everything we've seen so far suggests otherwise>The series hasn't been good since San Andreasohhhh you're delusional
>>750195938>female gta character takes out enemies in meleeOMG FLOP OF THE CENTURY GO WOKE GO BOKE SO UNREALISTIC WTF>every gta protagonist ever has the highest kill counts and regularly dismantle entire criminal organizations while fucking with the lawuhm its a video game saar so its okay suspension of disbelieve khajub
>>750210610Because leftists don't actually beleive any of the trash they spew. They just repeat whatever their state approved commie bastard tells them to repeat.
>>750213075>The series hasn't been good since San Andreas
>>750196036Welcome to every Rockstar game ever.
>>750215143yeah well, I'm an immasculated faggot irl so I need every vidya character to be my idealized father figure. Take that!
>>750196078Everyone has been hyping it for ages. That won't happen.
