The Universe: you’re gonna play GTA 6 :)
>more gaslighting cyber hacks disc billions of dollars the graphics etc

Me the main character : no im not and you already forgot by March 2027 sweetie new fag
>doubles down in will
>universe seethes knowing the game will be dead by March 2027

The Universe : PLEASE PLAY GTA 6 FOR OUR STOCKS. PLEASE. WE DONT LANDRIER
MONEY. I MEAN 4chan ARGU- POWER TO THE PLAYER
PHYSICAL MEDIA. PINK AND BLUE PALM TREE PLEASE BUY THIS GAME

Me the main character : no :)

>>750197807
uoooohhhh bellyyyy

>>750197807
probably when the game is out, you fucking retard

>>750197807
@claude add ice agent character models for police and deported status screen to replace busted when playing as lucia

>>750198014
>>750198113
meds now

The Universe: HES NOT FALLING FOR OUR SCAM
>increases controversy
>uploads the entire game on YouTube
>look your friends have it
>4chan users are posting about it


Im not buying or playing this game universe

Squeal

>>750198224
Taking random medication is harmful cockstar games.

>>750198321
do you reckon the cocaine consumable item will come with a % chance to die of fentanyl as a PSA to the youth?

A game so good they need to remind you with a fake gay hacker stunt, you don’t own it, billions of dollars in pre orders (totally not bullshit money Landry fucking scams when the average person is not playing this trash) and constant race mixing with blue and pink 2016 CA colors.

Please die Rockstar. RDR2 was pretty woke in some parts too.

>>750198424
Dude they'll probably have spiked drugs in the missions alongside, the obligatory racism is worse than murder and drug dealing, only a few bad apples in the PD, and we will absolutely never ever ever mention the commonality between all the corrupt rich business owners in Florida. Rockstar has been 'safe edgy' forever.

I would rather see this entire timeline collapse and burn than ever set a finger on my PS5 controller to play GTA 6 which I know will be woke trash slop

Just like that retarded speed runner who got accused cheating by autistic chatter.

I genuinely honest to God think Rockstar Games is money laundering and botting. No nigger in 2000s is here to buy there slop so “billions of dollars in pre orders” bullshit. Maybe the trailer but I don’t believe it.

A game so good it lacks the hype of Elden Ring and RDR2 combined but somehow got “billion dollars in pre orders” in this economy

Bull shit company


Money laundering

>>750198531
>the average person is not playing this trash
You’re more retarded than all the drooling masses who will be playing it.