>Is extremely racist>Fucked and impregnated the sexiest woman in his country>Kills people with his balls while screaming "BOOYA">Is a pro athlete gigachad Is this the most based Final Fantasy character?
He's not racist he just don't trust em brudda
>>750198574Let's be real, if he didn't have a big tiddy CF he would've ended up fucking Rikku.
>>750198574>fucks his dead little brother's fianceWakka is the NTR chad.
>see (((their))) home getting nuked>"Don't get so down! BOOM. Like happy festival fireworks ya?" What a sicko
>>750198574>best DPS>debuff king>destroys flyingfagsthat's goat
>>750198574I blame Lulu specifically for my mother-son fetish.
>>750198879>the most racist man in all of Spira<his al-Bhed wifeTrue.
wasnt he kinda shitty at blitzball like statwise?
>>750200058Yeah, using him as a forward meant having one player less in the later tournaments when everyone is strong and bustedAt least Tidus' stats would scale like crazy and you can always just use Jecht Shot to murder two defenders for free.
>>750198574Spyral eyes you know it lies!
>>750201053Banger
>>750199025Pretty sure Lulu is female, chief.(Kind of important to get that extra "e" in there.)
>>750199530I blame Lulu for my big tits fetish
In some cultures it's your duty to marry your dead brother's fiance/wife.
>>750206206They even did it in Game of Thrones, when Ned Start married his brother's fiance after the former's death.
>>750206936*StarkFuck
>>750206206Damn we should bring that back.
>>750198574He is an extremely based character which is why tsoybois can't handle him.
>>750198574"Brudda don't even think about it with that Al Bhed girl ya? You know what I heard? They got machina in their beds, makes it impossible for them to be happy with any man. It's like throwing a blitzball down an empty hallway. N-not that I'd know personally, it's just in Yevon's teachings! And you know what else is strange brudda? Those Al Bhed blitzball players. It's like they cut off a part of what makes them a man, you'll see what I mean in the changing rooms at Luca. But don't stare ya? They say it's Al Bhed tradition going back 3,000 years, but if you ask me that's why Al Bhed girls got machina in their beds to begin with! I bet that's why machina were created in the first place! They need to put that in Yevon's teachings ya?"
>>750199530Isn't it crazy how Lulu is a lot younger than at least 50% of this site's users (24 yo) and yet she exudes SUCH strong milf/mature energy that you mistake her being a lot older?kind of ruins it for me
>>75020860124 yo = 35 in jay argh pee gee years
>>750208601Life expectancies in Spira were quite low. You grow up fast in case you don't get a chance to later.
>>750198574Is he just Zell on steroids?
>>750204363ESL? Cause what you said has nothing to do with what other anon said.
>>750198574He wasn't racist, just an extremist Christian.
>>750209075No, zell is a clown who never got laid
>>750209075Zell is a monk (bare-handed fighter). FFX doesn't have a bare-handed fighter.
>>750209760he got a girlfriend though.>>750209815ok chatgpt
>>750209143Retarded? Because this shit is not that hard to figure out.
>>750199818>the most Luddite man in Spira>his techie wife
I want to grow up to be like Wakka.We need more positive role models in video games.
>>750210092Lets go through it point by point shall we?>>750199025Says Wakka is NTR chad because he sleeps with his brother's fiance.>>750204363You reply that Lulu is female. Which has no bearing on anything.
>>750208601>>750208983Jarpigs are not for old people
>>750210183Nah, he's right, I didn't know Fiance and Fiancee are different. The extra e is feminine. Seems it comes from french. The more you know.
>>750210183>>750210361Holy FUCK this board is brown
>>750198574>Is a pro athlete gigachadAt the start of the game his team wasn't won a game in ten years
>>750210361No native english speaker knows that shit.
>>750199025there was some ancient biblical rules that if your brother dies and you're unmarried you have to marry his widow.levirate marriage
>>750208601FFX came out in 2001, I was still a teenager when I first played it, and milf is somewhat relative in the sense that a 24 year old woman feels like an old lady when you are ~13. We're getting old so even actual milfs are just girls we would have gone to school with.
Better dead than Al Bed yah?
>>750210726Okay and then he became a 20-time spira league champion in my save file.
>>750198574You forgot >Religious golem forced to accept he's been a retard all his lifeRightoids btfo
>>750212683>Finds out his religion is a lie>Instead of quitting like a little bitch he keeps going to accomplish his mission and saves his entire country from godzillaThe literal definition of a based gigachad
