>BUY DRAGON COCK WASHING SIMULATOR SO I CAN BUY ANOTHER SCIENCE BOAT
>>750199872Forging knives on the open ocean seems very liberating.
Timsaars seem extra buttblasted today
>>750199872okay>*buys the cdkey much cheaper than on most of the steam sales*
>>750199872That game doesn't exist. Dragon Wash does however and I already boughted.
Only when you drop the throat singing album.
I've been using steam for over 10 years now. Last week I tried to post on the discussion board and it said I need to enable steam guard. What the fuck?
>>750199872YES LORD GABEN
>>750200198>That game doesn't existfor now
>>750200038Link for the dragon cock key?
>>750199872Must be quarterly earnings day for Tim today, he is having a melty.
>>750199872>>BUY DRAGON COCK WASHING SIMULA-I already preordered 10 copies sir
>>750199872Only when it includes more scales and females
Okay I will. Sheesh.
>>750199872This "angry person shouting" prompt im getting like hives from. As if it was possible to hate aislop any more
Oh I will. He's earned it.
>>750199872>Faggot shitYes.
>>750201025How did he earn it? By killing Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Portal, Left 4 Dead and DOTA? By making billions of dollars off of other people's hard work? By wasting millions on vanity projects that never go anywhere instead of making fucking video games? Is that how he earned your loyalty?
Thanks to Steam™, I can masturbate games where I have sex with animals with ease. Thanks, Based Lord Gaben!
valvejeets trying too hard
>>750199872I already bought 10 copies my lord
>>750201346Um he made half life in vr and deadlock chud
>>750201613Based and knotpilled
>>750201346He launched a marketplace with a working shopping cart.
>>750199872Already did, but it's sitting in my backlog because I'm playing Shadow Facade right now.
>>750201613>bear>dog penisFucking lazy unimaginative devs. Whoever made this image should've used Wild Life instead.
>>750202218Is that another Steam game where you can have sex with animals
>>750201613Can I get a link to this filth to bear witness with my own eyes to the depravity of mankind?
>>750201613>zoophilia book? gimme 10!>zoophilia game? ewww
>>750202328Go to your local library and read one. Women erotica is focused on "gay" things like feelings.
>>750202218FurryVNE is better but you have to know how to get around the paywall.>bear penisLiterally the worst penis
>>750201613Nice of him to add a link too.
>>750202426
>buying boring boats instead of jets and demilitarized fighter jetsOld people have no taste
>>750202484>FurryVNEThat's a name I haven't heard in years. I was really into Yiffalicious back in the day and I followed FurryVNE back when it was a sequel but it seemed like development was at a complete crawl. How is it now? Is it still a scene creator or have they made any drastic changes?
>>750202796Has penetration. It's actually worth looking into now.
>>750202863I'll check it out, thanks anon>>750202260Yes, you can also be a human male who gets fucked by 7ft anthro females.
It was just mid. Theres not enough characters and was very insistent on telling a bad story.
>>750202614Yeah kinda, but they don't use words like rapey lol. It's the story of ordinary girl who shares life with men of otherworldly power and capabilities.
>>750202058and a refund button that works
>>750202630Or old demilitarised helicopters to turn them into portable hospitals or firefighting purposes
>>750199872>bought a big boat for "research purposes">nothing came out of it so farWhat's going on?
>>750199872When I see Gaben I just want to give him all my money. Why is that?
>>750203231>nothing came out of it so fartoo busy cumming in
>>750199872Release the Newell files
>>750202328>>zoophilia bookFor women. Empowering>>zoophilia gameFor men. Enough said.
>>750201613Nice Skyrim mod you got there
>>750202630I don't think a guy that spent most of his life being 500lbs would be interested in jets since he couldn't fit in
>>750199872>One thousand copies of DRAGON COCK WASHING SIMULATOR please
>FurryVNE>>That's a name I haven't heard in years. I was really into Yiffalicious back in the day and I followed FurryVNE back when it was a sequel but it seemed like development was at a complete crawl. How is it now? Is it still a scene creator or have they made any drastic changes?
>>750202320Surely someone made a playthrough of this game and posted it on certain sites for you to watch
>>750203696I look like this
>>750199872One of the few billionaires who's company provides me a service that doesn't get worse but gets better.But thanks for the AI gen post EGS jeet.
>>750199872What the fuck is a science boat
>>750199872>FUS RO 40% SALE!based gabe
>>750203696I don't look like this, I identify as a zoophile.
>>750204041a science boat for the science team
>>750204041mobile epstein island
>>750202260No, they removed the animal sex ages ago. As far as I'm aware, the only three games on Steam where you can ACTUALLY have sex with animals are Roundscape, Claire's Quest and Ravager
>>750199872what's he looking for underwater bros
>>750203953>a service that doesn't get worse but gets better.
>>750204185So there are still animal sex games on Steam, okay.
>>750204212Steam allows anything on their platform. Even if it's weird or horrible. They even allow Activision to sell their malware infested CoDs at full price. No other store would offer this kind of freedom.
>>750204212kino
>>750199872you all will forget about it once half life 3 comes out
Why is /v/ mad that Gaben bought a science boat?I'm genuinely confused why this has so many people so mad for so long.
>>750201613>this is the most depraved degenerate game imaginablewhat must it be like to be a soccer mom constantly on the internet
>>750199872trying way too hard.
>>750204320I hate boats and naval things. He should've bought a science helicopter or plane.
>>750204212Furry Shades of Gay is actually really good, as far as "lazy Bejeweled clones porn games" go. Good original music, hand-made art, gameplay isn't too grindy.
>>750200295Fpbp
>>750204320I wanted to buy a boat, but the damn fat jew bought the last good one
>>750204212Yes, a central marketplace where I can straight out buy my H games instead of paypigging through patreon for years, (also encouraging devs to release complete games rather than milking their development) is head and shoulders above their competition.
>>750204212I can just filter for over 1 dollar and all that kinoslop dissappears
>>750204212>all that futakino9000 yachts to Gabe's fleet
>>750204212I use steam to find the games then pirate the naughtier uncensored versions
>>750199872yes
>>750199872Yes sir!
>>750199872I WILL help Gaben secure the full supply chain for his boat factory
>Yes, a central marketplace where I can straight out buy my H games instead of paypigging through patreon for years, (also encouraging devs to release complete games rather than milking their development) is head and shoulders above their competition.
>>750199872Add chicks and futas and I'll consider
Jesus Christ, I wish I had never played Half-Life.
>>750201613The game kinda sucks 2beeaych. I like the pregnancy mechanic but the AI is all kinds of retarded and the dev is just milking patreon money instead of actually making progress.It's a fap once and never play it again kind of porn game.
>50 cent corny niche porn games are bad because.....>they just are ok!!!!!!! >:(
>>750204212You choose the games you buy
>>750205153dumbass
>>750205153>porn3.jpghow many of these do you have anon
>>750204320tendie inferiority complex pay them no mindthey still haven't recovered from this
>>750204212I own both those games, and many faps have been had.
>>750201025Diamonds aren't valuable at all. They are just shiny rocks some brown backwards tribes are willing to spend their generational wealth on
>>750199872Yes sir Gabe sir!
>>750205008>>750205785Forgot to add Beat Banger to the cart
>>750205785I pirated this out of curiosity and it's absolutely ass, furniggers have no taste.
>I own both those games, and many faps have been had
>>750199872Shalom, Rothschilds. You lost. Deal with it.
>>750201613This is just average foid smut, have you seen the books they read?
>>750202630A boat carries more freedom than a plane.
>>750205993im actually mulatto and fat
>>750206101How? You're slow as shit and can only go where the water goes.
>>750202614>using vampire twiceIs the thesaurus broken in your house, sir?
what have you guys bought on steam recently? i bought this really cool game on steam called vacant kingdom, it's this cute bullet hell game with cute puzzles. it's only like eight dollars too. it wasn't too long but it was very fun and satisfied me. like, a lot of games have hundreds of hours of content but sometimes it's nice to just eat a good meal and be satisfied with it, y'know? to not be craving the next hit.
>>750206410https://store.steampowered.com/app/3121930/Dimon_The_Witchs_Pervert_Assistant/https://store.steampowered.com/app/5148180/Shadow_Facade/https://store.steampowered.com/app/4706950/Yakuza_Rogue_EX_Officer_Ayukawa_Hikaru/
>>750199872I'll use A.I. to map my genomic code to make me into a dragon person so I can do it for real.
>have retarded amounts of money>grow hair and start wearing white clotheswhy this keep happening? is messiah complex or yatch drip
>>750199872Already bought it
>>750205743I'll keep that in mind, thanks.
>>750206194Can dock anywhere. Can carry more stuff.
>>750205008Based
>>750205153I still don't know wht they added the happy ending of snoot game on the top right of the phone.
>>750204212EGS would take those games and crypto scams games too you dishonest tard.
>>750204417These are the nuanced vidya opinions I come to /v/ for
>>750200287whaaat you don't want to give the jews your phone number, a store that has had one of the biggest data leaks in history?
>>750201346you forgot artifact
>>750206194A boat is forever. A plane kills you when it runs out of fuel.
>>750202630Anon he buys tho to have billionaire sex parties at the open sea.There's no other reason to be so invested in yachts
>>750204417i'm willing to believe you anon but is it actually a gay furfag parody of fifty shades or not? shouldnt it be the story of a mid fox twink being dommed by an obsessive millionaire bara wolf or something
>>750201613>Promised sex with animals>Look inside>Sex with humanized were-beastsEvery fucking time
>>750201613This is ok, but cute anime girls that Sony allows? That's too much
>>750199872>its all males
>>750206621what's the appeal of h games? is it mostly the story or is it the interactivity?
>>750199872Good morning sir.
>>750210075Sex
>>750210075Rough knotting
>>750208362>gay furfag parody of fifty shades or not? No, it's just a collection of gay furry shortstories, it has nothing to do with fifty shades, I guess they just wanted a pun title.
We love the steam man
>>750208393See: >>750204185
I love Gaben since he's Rabbi coded
>>750201613is this a real game or a patreon "early access" e-begging scheme?
>>750199872Lol, no, you fucking american. I bought it on GoG.
>>750210571ravager is actually so goodsurprisingly amazing writing
>>750210653I played the pirated version. It's worth an afternoon at least of time.
>>750210653Looks western troon coded
>>750199872I hate when pictures look obviously AI.
>>750199872do not redeem the steam you bloody basterd
>>750210946You bloody benchod, Gaben is brahim, please be getting raped
>>750210478all three of those it's basically just throw away content
I might, I have it wishlisted on GoG.
>>750199872The game would be better without all that faggy dialogue.
YES SIR
We still upset he hasn't bent the knee?
>>750215862>censors Japanese gamesHe did
Steam saved PC gaming in the west
Wait, there are people who think Steam is too restrictive? THEY HAVE FUCKING ANIMAL SEX GAMES. What the fuck are they not allowing? Literal child pornography?
>>750216116Anime titties, I don't want western dog knots, I just want fucking anime titties
>>750216106Proof that ValveNPCs are actually fucking retarded.
>>750201613Really? This is the best attack campaign the saudis can manage?
>>750216145*anime titties of children
>>750216260no they censor big titties too if you get a tranny mod approving your game
>>750216196Please Jesus God, let Saudi Arabia buy Valve and force them to stop selling pornography. In the Holy Name of Jesus Christ, I pray and believe. Amen.
>>750216306Cite one (1) instance of this happening to a game where the characters in question are clearly adults.
>>750216440https://www.pcgamer.com/as-sexual-content-on-steam-is-threatened-developers-look-elsewhere/
>>750216116Some animal sex games*They are still inconsistent with their approval of bestiality
>tfw I see my wife naked every morning and sometimes she even dances for me, something porn fags will never experience
>>750216789get out reeeee
>>750206646let a bunch of anons show up to wash your nuts? sounds kinda gay dragonbro
>>750216584That's from 2018 before Steam started allowing porn.
>>750216934Almost all furries are AIDS ridden faggots so it checks out.
>>750211985Nah, the entire premise of Ravager is that you're a feral dragon raping women, Claire's Quest has two major sidequests revolving around beastiality (the Ranger sidequest, which is finished, that's about fucking every animal in the forest into submission, and the animal husbandry sidequests, that's 2/3rd finished, that is about taking over a ranch and convincing three women to marry a dog, a horse and a bull respectively and then have them harvest their cum for money).Roundscape's beast content IS more sporadic (and has by far the worst art of the three), I'll give you that.
>>750216934Almost all furries are gay so it checks out.
>>750199872kill yourself slopfaggot
What are they researching on this boat? Fish?
>>750199872>>750201613I'm doing my part!
>>750216789>TFW I see your wife naked every morning after you leave for work and she dances for me too.Sometimes I dance for her too.
>>750217049>>750217114>furries are getting laid more than you and they're even responsible about itHow is this supposed to be an own exactly?
>>750203563that's what the bomb bay is for
>>750217195Dragon cocks
>>750201025reminder that timmy thought this image was real
we need to talk about the absolute dismal state of steam
>>750217319I'm the guy who posted this >>750216789 I guarantee I get more action than you
>>750203341you're supposed to fill the ship with sea men
>>750205008I own 99%of those games, plus some more (I have an entire section in my library for xenophilia themed games)
>>750217319Having men shit and and piss in your mouth is not something to brag about
>>750206024it's okay when woman do it chud
>>750201613And yet Baldur's Gate 3 was praised for the gay bear sex, curious...
>>750205785it's all males or it also has futa/females, does at least have femboys?
I can't even enjoy porn because all I can think about is how I wish I could stay that hard for that long.
>>750217607note that this is still understating how disgusting the stuff he did was
>>750204320just envybut its a kind of sick envy because these anons are in support of some other shithole gaming distributor, so it's a kind of envy on behalf of another person.
>>750217532I do the same thing with my gay furry husbandHe sometimes sucks my dick under the desk while I work from home too>>750217607>>750217749You could cherrypick disgusting freak straight people all day tooGet better material
>>750217486Geoff praising the AIslop at the SGF was funny
>>750200038Enjoy your banned account tardlard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750199872I already own 8 copys I cant ju-bu-ok. ill do it
>>750218003>copys
Having even a small cheap yacht would be cool but I think I would use it a few times and then it would just sit in the water after that wasting money
>>750217221whats the bottom one about
>>750217954Can you taste the cum of other men on your husband mouth?
>>750218365He'll probably say yeah and he loves it
>>750199872I don't need another reason to buy Drag'n Wash.
Fags aren't capable of loving each other.
I want to wash anthro versions of the dragons
>>750219196i wish i could make out with his butthole
>>750218365I know this is a tough pill to swallow to when you're a fag, open stuff is basedImagine if you were open but your wife only did stuff with hot babes and never guys AND you're always invited too
>>750219525Samehttps://files.catbox.moe/odw8e4.webm
>>750201346no, by killing artifact, for that alone he deserves another yatch
>>750203134>It's the story of ordinary girl who shares life with men of otherworldly power and capabilities.that's just your average isekai story if you put a male instead of a woman
>>750219572>Imagine if you were open but your wife only did stuff with hot babesI'm imagining it and it angers and disgusts me. Fags are not capable of feeling love.
>>750205153that toriel is soo
>>750205008why is a wholesome game like wani in there?
>>750202614I wonder how many women's books are now just unedited AIAnd if any of them notice
>>750199872NO, SELL ME DRAGON PUSSY WASHING SIMULATOR INSTEAD THEN WE HAVE A DEAL
>>750202218Funny thing, bears actually have smaller dicks then humans, same with lions
>>750219073What it actually is about:1. there is a great filter to be openly gay, people who are in that dating pool are already more reckless and spontaneous than those that don't. These traits also drive people more often towards cheating and unstable behavior in relationships.2. Homosexuality doesn't let you form families. The duty towards children is probably the biggest single factor that binds straight couples together.3. He's an american. Americans are morally bankrupt subhuman demons that cheat and betray to drive their own fancies. Cheating and greed are more inherent to being american than being gay.
>>750219572>when you're a fag, open stuff is based>Imagine if you were a man having hot sex with lesbians/a lesbian having hot sex with lesbiansI'm sorry, are you not a fag, and having sex with faggot women, or are you supposed to imagine the tranime lifestyle of forever lesbian sex?How does this make tasting your husband's boyfriend's cum on his lips any better?
>>750199872
>>750217954The straight community doesn't cause a novel plague every single decade from sheer promiscuity.
>>750221356>The cornhole 7
>>750199872Uh-oh, timmy made a stinky
>>750221356>Bonnie blue
>>750217114>>750217049Sex happens at literally all conventions ever. Having places for people to get tested is a sign of honesty and responsibility.
>>750221652>>750221442Monkeypox. AIDS. Every normal venerial disease. There's a reason aids med commercials exclusively target gay men.
>>750199872Will do Lord Gaben
OOOOOOOOAOAOAOOOAOAAOAOOOO
>>750221921It exploded among gay comminities because CIA targeted it there. Nowadays it is relatively equalized because the mutts were too fucking stupid to consider that some gay men also fuck women.
>>750221921>Monkeypox. AIDS. Every normal venerial disease.Literally none of these are exclusively or even primarily spread by homosexuals, you have fallen for unironic fed glowie propaganda
>>750221668>Sex happens at literally all conventions ever.>fags actually think this>their lifestyle is so beyond the pale depraved that they cannot imagine people going to a gathering place and not having 50 man orgies
>>750222476I don't personally have sex at conventions, you're just a delusional retard if you think it doesn't happen.
>>750222384Why do you lie so much?https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/data-research/facts-stats/gay-bisexual-men.html
>>750222384Monkeypox was nearly exclusive to the gay community and incidental bisexuals. Also the children they diddled because "Gay initiation" is frequently pederasty on teens. AIDS spread wildly but ONE community got cored out and the other had much fewer losses by proportion.>>750222302The CIA can't force you to show up at the orgy, anon. It isn't normalized, it's still a gay community concern primarily.
>>750199872But I already own it...
>>750222476It definitely happens, and there are definitely large sexual gatherings. Doesn't mean it's normal to show up to the piss party.
>>750218000>banned accountI have over 500 games on steam and almost all my AAA an AA games are things I've bought off key sites, I only pay for indie games gaben doesn't care
>>750218000>buys from 4.99/5 rated sellerNothin personnel kid
where's the steam delivery girl porn game tho
>It definitely happens, and there are definitely large sexual gatherings
>>750199872I will play when I can wash the stinky dragon pussy.
>>750201025Now do it with Epstein
>>750204320One would say that if games were his true pasion he would re-invest money for the sake of art.I mean, regardless of how good it is how would you feel about a game from a company where people working in it had no interest in games?
>>750218000Dumb cunt.
>>750224424kek, glad to see someone using the stupid fuking edit i made for diana, cheers.
>>750205785Basically a demo game. Genuinely embarrassing. Yes I pirated it.
>>750224464It's still weird to assume he doesnt care about games because he cares about boats, he's super rich and can sustain multiple expensive interests. I thought people assumed gaben lost his soul way before that point.
>>750223792Are you denying reality? Yeah, the degenerates are having orgies in the convention center. Just a bunch of ugly people mashing bits together. It's a known phenomenon.
>>750224464>I mean, regardless of how good it is how would you feel about a game from a company where people working in it had no interest in games?Deadlock already exists.
>>750204320Brownoids think he owes them something. It didn't have to be boats to get them riled up it could be anything
>>750201613omg this is disgusting, where?
>>750218365Of course they think open marriage is acceptable, its not like they can get pregnant. Marriage to them is just a tax filing status upgrade.
>Are you denying reality? Yeah, the degenerates are having orgies in the convention center. Just a bunch of ugly people mashing bits together. It's a known phenomenon.
>>750199872No! I want the sexy shark game!
>>750226342boy, you sure think about gay faggotry alot
>>750226579sllsfhm
>>750199872>WHEN YOU WASH THE DRAGON COCK AND IT DOESNT SHIMMER IN THE SUN THE GAME IS IGNORING ME. ITS GIVING ME A NARCISSISTIC INJURY
