What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the GTA 6 open world for the first time?
Drive a lifted pickup truck down that beach full of nogs
theft a car
Probably the first few missions, no doubt some content will be locked behind story progression.
>>750203828check out Lucias penis
Remove clothing from Lucia
360 and walk away
Read Crime and punishment
>>750203828>when
I won't be playing it because the idea of killing cops and stealing cars doesn't appeal to white people
>>750203828gonna be browsing the sites in game
>>750203828Won't be playing until PC, but I always find a cop and take his gun
>>750204330I'm white and the first thing I'm doing is killing white cops and stealing cars.
>>750203828follow people, then ask claude to make a rape mod
>>750203828Test driving physics to see if it's worth buying
>>750203828pride parade massacre speedrun any%
>>750203828Kill somebody to test how the ragdoll physics are this time
there's no way it won't be emptier and more soulless than 4 and 5. They've pumped so many billions in advertising, shilling, marketing, development, etc. that they'll need to pander to the entire world population of retards just to break even
>>750205221it won't be as bad as 5 I promiseit probably won't be as good as 4 but that's alright, other games are much-much worse
>>750203828Nothing cause I'm not buying this woke shit
>>750204074180 you fucktard
>>7502053684 was already boring as fuck, a proto nu-game but I'd still consider it a pretty good game with some memeable moments and in a different league compared to 5. I mean it deserves some nugat points just for the euphoria physics. Nugta? Hmm, I'd have to disagree, it's gonna be much worse than 5. I don't care if they show vulva, boobs and butts, it's gonna suck ass.
>>750206102gtav had to be cut down hard to be able to run it on the shitass consolesps5 is on the level of haswell and zen 1, it's a much more capable system.
>>750203828The MOMENT I'm able to, I'm going to hit up a Cluckin' Bell, and I won't leave till Lucia looks like picrel
>>750203828find a helicopter and shred the people on the beach with the blades
>>7502038284channel scroll on my phone. I don't know why I do this, I open a game then suddenly start web browsing.
>>750205491fuck off newfag
>>750206917
>>750206917Why we pretending to like landwhales now?
jerk off to lucia's ass and post my tribs to her on /b/
>>750206917you'll be able to get fat like in san andreas?
>>750209291Kino
>>750203828>Get naked>Do drugs/get drunk >Fight hobos
>>750206917will there be an ozempic/semaglutide mission or moment?I want BBW one day and sticc egirl the next
>>750203828mute the video and play it at 2x speed
>>750203828I'm genuinely just going to rush the story like with every GTA game.
>>750203828End a Pride Parade with a fucking grenade.
>>750203828im going to BE lucia and im gonna hook up with a lot of hot guys!!
>>750205491How far can you walk into a forest?
>>750205015you won't be able to hurt gay parades or gay people
>>750203828Looking for the kape kanaveral and be dissapointed that it doesnt exist
uninstall the game
>>750203828Find a pride parade
>>750203828What do you mean "do"? There's nothing to do in GTA games.
>>750211135there is no way they add something where you can cuck jason while being lucia cause if so then i'm going for the black guy
>>750203828Save and try out cheat codes. If there are any. They've been skimping on the cheats since IV.
HECKING MY SCIENCE I CANT WAITI will definitely steal a carand maybe ... shoot!!!OH MY HECKING GAWDDD (sorrry for the words I use but I'm *clap* sooooo *clap* exciiiteeeeed *clap* *clap* *clap*
Kill myself irl for buying this piece of niggershit of a game
>>750216826omgosh sis literally same (unironically i love to be a baddie)
>>750203828Tell Lucia to fuck of and then slowly drive around and go to stores, and then steal a boat and explore the islands and try and find animals
>>750217212Great, do a flip
