>watch the pokemon diamond and pearl anime as a kid>see dawns piplup destroy opponents with whirlpool and assume it must be an incredibly powerful move that does a ton of damage>finally get pokemon pearl for christmas, pick piplup expecting to sweep teams with my super powerful whirlpool move>it does a tiny amount of passive damage each turn, basically uselessThis memory has stuck in my head to vividly all these years later.
he's motivated by delicious JS thighs to try harder than yours