>Oi, bruv! Am I kawaii?
>>750206336Boc was cool.
>>750206336Boc was lame and gay.
>>750206336you’re beautiful
>>750206336Weak pathetic people are unsightly
>in order to compllete this quest you need to go hither and then yon and then thither and then over there and then over the hill and far away and then blast a random emote near the monkemanZANZIBRAT..... I.......
>>750206685His little ears are so cute!
>>750206995HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW??
>>750207112His ears are super cute
Rump!
>>750207112I really like the way his ears look.
The only time I ever talked to this dude was in my very first playthrough. He's stayed as a bush ever since. What a completely pointless character. Thanks for asking.
>>750206336>Self deprecating monkey that just sucks your dick for not killing him on sight>He just le dies at the end>Most popular character with redditI think they should remove all the stories and quests from these games, it would improve them tremendously
>>750207351There's a secret good ending to his quest
>>750207351>>Most popular character with reddithes not even top 5>rani>blaid>alexander>turtle pope>ansbach>igon>rya>fiaetc
>>750206336What happened to his balls and dick?
>>750206336>ranni ending leaves him to fend for himself in a world that's literally been left behind by God>goldmask ending makes him into a royal seamsterand people will still say ranni's better
Why do they all have British accents?
>>750208542he was a slave so obviously he was castrated>>750208768miyazaki always gets british stage actors
>>750208056No one ever likes Nepheli Loux... How interesting...
>>750207351>so autistic that you chase ultimate power for absolutely no reason, let everyone die and then sit on your throne alone like a fucking retard.How do you play a sweeping journey about rectifying divine ills and then tell a fucked up little monkey who idolizes you that he's ugly. You're probably the first chimp to complain about non whites and yet you can't even have fun doing basic western chivalryHow are you this incapable of heroism even in fiction Where's its literally fucking handed to you, you absolute mongoloid lmao
>>750206336
>Melina shows up in the bonfire before he does>tells you "hey Boc is suicidal because he feels ugly and no one tells him the opposite">insists that you should try and do something>you just got one of those message things saying "You're Beautiful" >people still have a problem solving this questline
>>750208965Nepheli fucks hawks
>>750208965some do, im not one of them tho>abandoned by her father>adoptive father doesnt give a fuck about you>do nothing until someone literally gives you an entire region to lord over
I played through elden ring and the DLC and I cant even remember this fag
>>750209214you probably didnt even find him
>>750209159>>750209181You're just intimidated by a strong female!
>>750208710i'd rather fuck ranni than golden mask or boc sorry g
>>750206903Boc would probably suck your tarnished cock for real
>>750206336the fact that this little bastard doesn't give you any reward aside from some gay ass emote halfway through the gamei just kill him after stealing his 10 mushrooms that i won't even use
>>750209214at release he was fairly easy to miss, the radius to hear him calling for you was pretty smallidr which patch it was, maybe the same one that made one of the sites of grace permanently marked so you couldn't softlock on radahn's beach any more, but they made his notify radius like 5x as wide and they put items nearby to draw you closer to him
>>750209478is harder to find now imo, the radius where he yells at you is pretty big and sometimes his tree isnt even close to you depending on where you come from
>>750209253>>750209478Just read his wiki, this guy is the shining example of a shit NPC questline that leads nowhere. I'm glad I didnt find or bother with him.
>>750209607he is not important to the story but offers insight to how races outside of the golden order live, melina mentions that demihumans still have mothers, the GO followers dont, they are reborn thru the erdtree instead
>>750209338Kenneth Haight's sloppy seconds after the demi-human queen (he has to reestablish relations with the demihumans)
>>750208542His balls takenHis dick takenTaken and stuck to the spidah
>>750206336>>750209142I somehow broke my Boc quest line.He just sits in the capital forever and doesn't say anything being ugly, going to rebirth, wanting to be told be's beautiful, etc.
>>750209607He's one of the only NPCs that do lead anywhere what the FUCK are you on about you silly cunt?>Some weird monkey a costs you in a field>gives you a sob story>agree to help him>brave caves and brutish deformed monsters to acquire his requested memento>he pledges allegiance to you>You now have a grant total of 1 loyal subject for when you tell God to fuck off and become KingAgain, how do you fuckers complain so much and then barely put in the effort to engage with the world building. Do you exist to just mash buttons for 40hrs and then tell everyone your taste is actually superior for playing it but you "like, totally don't care that much"Fucking Ranni simps. The only crying shame is that the game just ends and you never get a satisfying look at your own "Court"
>>750210065I stopped giving a fuck about lore after dark souls 1. The world building of elden ring is boring trash and I dont care how much incest got added by GRRM
>>750209142You can miss that Melina dialogue because he only talks about this stuff if you have demigod armor and then give him the gold sewing needle.If you already have the needle and a larval tear when you buy your first demigod armor you can advance the whole quest in one go and miss Melina's warning.
>>750206336>>750206685>>750206995He is a worthless piece of trash. He tries to cozy up to you like a weasel and then abandons you when you don't validate him through lies. Literal tranny behaviour. Fuck this ugly faggot.
>>750206336Was his mom a demi human queen?
>>750210052You need to buy an alterable piece of boss armor from Enia.
>>750210918this guy never learned about inner beauty.
>>750210969they're literal mole people, yes. the queen produces all the members of a tribe. he later moved from the mt. gelmir colony to the one in limgrave and was largely rejected.
>>750210969most likely not, she was a slave seamstress and i cant imagine a demihuman queen being one
>>750211473he has a noble's hat and his mother had royal seamstears as acquaintances
>>750211805i still cant see this thing as a seamstress
>>750210918Yeah he really is a shallow cunt at the end of the day.
>>750209028Stop staring, spongebob!
>>750211919She dosent look like a wizard either but give her some training wheels and shes good. I imagine she would learn how to use a needle
>>750206336>Drop a rock>"Oh moi goodness that sounds loik moi old mam that does! I'm not going to kill moiself naow"The alternate ending certainly doesn't hit like Millicent's
>>750207351>Most popular character with redditThat's Ranni
>>750209374There's 0 sex involved in her marriage
motherfucker, NO ONE calls me "cully"hope u enjoy life as a shrub or w/e
>>750214098*4chan coomers
>>750206336Ugleh
