>Nords you say?>Fuck em
False-flag hornybait thread.
Destroyer of the nord bussy
>>750208172High elves are the jews of Tamriel they would never arouse me
Realistically are these piss niggas even strong or they just bluffing? Considering how much they take the petty treacherous ways whenever possible and struggled so many times in taming the Empire or Redguards or even now Nords, are they just kinda mid and low diff'd by TLD alone?
>>750208290That's Imperials, the only race that had Mercantilism as a racial skill, that actively undermines local cultures, settles foreigners in occupied lands and extracts resources for their own purposes. They are also notoriously liberal.Altmer are ethno-nationalists fighting a multicultural expansionist and you faggots screaming da jooos are basically stupid.>b-but they use espionage and infiltration!Blades.
>>750208136She looks like she pegs nord men
>>750208452Was always curious as well. The lore sets them up as the most powerful wizards but they're also weak to it. I get the vibe that the dominion is a paper tiger hence the reliance on spycraft. Also remember that the redguards single-handedly pushed them out of hammerfell.
>>750208136>tfw no dommy mommy Thalmor gf screaming "fuck me pathetic human" as you make her cumEvery day is a constant struggle.
Oh, it’s hardly a mystery - Nord men, for all their bellowing about Ysgramor and mead halls, secretly yearn for refinement, and thus find themselves irresistibly drawn to Altmer women who possess wit, grace, and a lineage unmarred by Atmoran mud. Nord women, by contrast, seem determined to outdrink, outfight, and outsnarl their husbands, leaving the poor men to seek softness and culture elsewhere, though they would rather choke on snowberries than admit it.
>noldorfag already having a melty
lizards > bananas
>>750208136https://youtu.be/epXmTGQT9wc?is=8SlX_yUvJt79Gj1V
beat it chicknot dark enough
>>750211031sex with dunmer
>>750208136I love altmer girls.
>>750211031Based.
All ES games have hideous artstyles. Their female characters do NOT look like these.
seen any elves?
>>750211550that's just tech limitation
>>750208136Tags>Femdom>Dominance loss>Instant loss
For me?Dunmer!
>>750209534These threads are exclusively made to bait him out, its getting pretty old honestly.Unfortunately I have nothing but hate in my heart for board schizos who ruin the illusion of anonymity here so I must align myself with his horny elf trolls until he is permabanned or becomes an hero.
>>750212241idk who that is nor do I care i just fap to dark elves
>>750212294understandable have a good day
>>750211550That's what mods are for anon.
What elf should I play as?
>>750211031I'm in love with this girl failure of a goddess.
bump because I want to fuck girlfailure Azura
>>750215781>>750211649>>750211031Azura owes me sex.
>>750211550It's really funny and ironic when mods and fanart make Mer look like Nordic supermodels.
No matter altmer or dunmer, I want to lick their feet.
>>750208539mercantilism is anti-globalist though
>>750218098>>750217968same
>>750218304Mercantilism is a tes skill that indicates how good you are at trading, I doubt anon meant the economic policy of protectionism at home and projection of power in foreign market (though the empire undoubtedly did it like every nation on earth does to some degree)
>>750211031I hate this artist for convincing people who have never played the games that azura is cool
>>750219828I played the game and I appreciate gamergirl azura even if in the game she's a bit of a retarded cunt
>>750219051Idgi, why is she a cat
>>750221063catgirlclassic trope
>>750208539Imperials are spics, Altmer are the jews manipulating the Imperials into killing le heckin evil Nords
>>750208136Shame the only high elf marriage option was the seamstress bitch in Solitude.
>>750221409it's the exact opposite retardimperials are rome altmer are conniving anglos subverting it nords are snownigger tardsulfric is a thalmor plant, nords are retards working against humanity's interests, the talos ban is a temporary thing, everyone knows it except the tard nords
>>750211031>>750211264>>750211354>>750211649>>750211832Ew they're just indians.
>>750221063Azurah is what the khajiit call her, basically.
Childhood is siding with the Empire.Adulthood is siding with the Stormcloaks.
>>750208290Yeah, totally not the Imperials who literally have a racial ability to find more money.
>>750221553>ulfric is a thalmor plantHow have we gone 15 years of people still misunderstanding that dossier?
what was Elenwen's relationship with Ulfric anyway
>>750208270>nord bussyNords come out of the womb with beards there's no such thing
>>750221603uhh... no
>>750221553shalom back to you
>>750221749you don't need the dossier, look at his actionsthe empire is literally gearing up for war with the thalmor they are amassing troops on the border ready for war everyone knows they're gonna restore talos worship when the war starts ulfric knows'yet he still chimps out on the empire over it there's no other explanation, he's working with the elves to destabilize humanity
>>750221787Arranged his 'escape' (she left the door unlocked) after one of their nightly 'interrogations' (She rode his dick until her legs got numb)
>>750221948>don’t listen to literal lore, listen to my schizo headcanon instead! the stormcloaks are the true thalmor puppets!you will hang, high elf
>>750221787Set him up for the Markarth incident and lied to him as he confessed. Since then, he ran away and Thalmor completely lost control of him. It’s stated in that same dossier that the Thalmor want the Stormcloaks to lose
>>750222114yknow the only reason the thalmor are even in skyrim is because ulfric chimped out all he had to do was play it dumbthe talos ban is a temporary necessary evil to buy time required to recoup and invade, the empire would be done without that ceasefire nord blockheads manipulated by helf pussy are too stupid to see it... sad!
>>750222183They just don't want anyone to win. They want men fighting and killing each other so they can rebuild their forces and crush them in the next great war, because otherwise men would repopulate faster then mer. The fact the Thalmor couldn't take Hammerfell alone after the war makes it clear they're just as weak, just better at hiding it.
>>750222229educate yourself, retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6egFINTue_osending this video is more effort than your shitposting deserves
>>750222789I shan't watch your long slop vid, ulfric is knowingly or unknowingly working for helf interests against mankindhe is an idiot, the empire will win
>>750222183>It’s stated in that same dossier that the Thalmor want the Stormcloaks to loseHoly cope, this is stated NOWHERE in the dossier, the dossier wants the war to keep going and mentions they are STILL sending weapons to the stormcloaks to PREVENT them from losing.They say>We don't want the empire to win, but the stormcloaks would be bad too.
>>750221603no, they're volcano muslims.fuck, /v/ can't even be racist properly.
>>750221603that would be the kha-jeets
>>750223150arent they romanians?
>>750223150But Khajeet are gypsies (ignore the fact that gypsies were originally Indians, further twisted by their centuries of exile)
>>750223386gypsies are smarter than indians
>redditbuddy
Imagine being an Imperial soldier captured by the Thalmor, but the pretty elf lady overseeing your captivity turns out to have a soft side and you end up liking her more than any of your Imperial comrades. Eventually the two of you even become friendly and the interrogations turn into regular meetings. One thing leads to another and you end up in bed together, and suddenly she offers to confirm your release if you promise to marry her back at the Summerset Isles. You don't have much of a reason to say no so you agree, but when your boat finally starts getting close to docking you begin to worry what life will be like as an Imperial among the Altmer.Then you disembark and find yourself in a port filled Altmer on Non-Altmer couples. There's even a guy in Thalmor robes kissing an Argonian woman.Three years later you have two children and a Dominion flag tattoo'd on your arm.
>>750223479wrong artist bakanon, this one is actually funny
Is lorerim any good?
What's the Elder Scrolls equivalent of White European male and East Asian female? I'd say Breton male/High Elf female.
>>750223563Meh, he's alright.
>>750223674Bretons are hapas, it's Imperials and High Elves.
>>750223150>>750223386>>750223445/v/ is not ready to deal with the fact that their fabled argonian wife is mexican
>>750223850>your big booty argonian wife will never chase you out of the kitchen with her chanclawhy live
>>750223850nice try everyone knows black marsh is in the philippines
>>750223640No it's needlessly bloated, but that's the problem with most modlists.
>>750221709>joining stormcucks>ever
>>750224246But I don't want to do all the tedious stuff myself
>>750223816bretons are bri'ish frenchbosmer are celtic native americansorcs are mongolian ruskieshigh elves are japanese greeksnords are nords (boring)imperials are meds (BORING)dunmer are mesopotamian muslimsdwemer are mesopotamian (babylonians)khajiit are gypsy chinksargonian are mesoamerican (Big Dino propaganda)
redguard = moroccan / nafribreton = hapanord = white maleimperial = roman / south european "white" spicy malealtmer = jewdunmer = east asiankhajit = indian and pakiargonian = latinxorc = black
>>750223850I thought we all liked latinas here
>>750208136>>Fuck 'em
