Why do Diddy-ahh uncs hate Fortnite so much?
They be epsteinbludniggas frfr. Ts so crazy twin
>>750210580Is that supposed to be Sabrina Carpenter?
unc, y u playin a nearly 10 year old game??
>>750210580whenever someone says fr ayo bussin unc or whatever i kinda imagine a subby bratty zoomie begging for a millennial bf to sit on his lap while she plays videogames and pretends she's not enjoying it
>>750210580Cuz its garbage with auto assist, 5x ways to escape from a fight, gay and unfair powerups etc.
>>750210580Why do zoomers like fortnite dances so much? Here I set up a dance class for you kids, come on in
>>750210580if you're over 19 still playing this you're probably a tranny or a groomer (same thing)
>>750211204kek they are really like that too
i like to generate ai smut stories about Sabrina Carpenter secretly being a man and being exposed while they sing at a concert when pop a big boner in front of the crowd
I have no idea who that is
>>750210580>tfw when we will never see the original vision of a zombie base builder shooter be ever finishedfucking zoomers>>750211147unfortunately yes
>>750211393Fairly convinced Taylor swift is a man
I'm 36 and still don't know who the fuck sabrina carpenter is
>>750210580>>750211070>>750211147>>750211192
I hate grinding the sprites so muchI Can't wait for when they get shitcanned next year
>>750211768>I'm a middle age manwe know
Feels like Season 12+ Simpsons to me
>>750210580doesnt she have a refrigirator body shape ?
>>750210580I didnt quit fortnite, fortnite quit it's audience to funnel all their fucking money into literal UGC dogshit dumped straight off roblox
Because after 15 years or whatever the fuck it’s been the formula is played wayyyyy the fuck out. The only people still playing this trash or similar games are the sunk cost fallacy crowd who “can’t afford” to walk away. That being said Sabrina is cute and so is the obsessed chick.
>>750210580this bitch is so vile looking
>>750211638yeah? how big is her(his) cock? *furiously masturbaits*
>>750211768Congratulations, you've become your parents and how they saw all the slang your generation grew up with.
>>750212193Hating current or past popular thing or attractive woman doesn’t make you cool or interesting, in fact it makes you less so.
>>750212239Judging by her height I imagine it is/was pretty substantial uncertain if it’s still intact my guess is he/she is a castrati and eunuch
I like fornite but I never played itt. 27 yo
>>750212302lol she dances like the obligatory white stripper at every strip club named Tammy who comes out to pour some sugar on me
I don't even know how to play Fortnite. It doesn't show up on Steam for me.
>>750212386so no ballbusting then? i cant masturbate to that
>Sabrina Carpenter is 5 feet tall (about 152 cm)Holy shit, how do you people get attracted to someone so short? This is the height of a kid. Like if I saw her I would think it's a kid and tell her to fuck off and play in the sand or whatever.I want my bitches to be at least 174cm tall.
>>750212812Zoomers don't exactly have a plethora of attractive sex symbols
>>750210580Has anyone who already has a Fortnite skin been outed as a pedo or something?What's Epic gonna do if/when that happens?
>>750211638not a man, but definitely a lesbian
I like her, but don't like her music. Her dating choices aren't my jam either, but I'm a euro.
>>750213069>I like her, but don't like her music.opposite for me
>>750211393Why is she so small?
>>750211239Even when I just want to watch others play it on stream, it's a headache. Just people spamming walls at each other until one of them fucks up for a split second.
>>750212053>30 is half of 100+Common core is killing the youth's understanding of basic arithmetic.
>>750212645wtf she's /ourgirl/?
>>750212645>old woman thinks she got one up against stacy sabrina
>>750213302From a certain point of view, it is!
>>750210580i don't.
>>750213632>stealth onirism shill post
>>750211491Same who is this mid?
>>750213552Ain't it a bitch?
Will they add the rest of the Gremlins when Gremlins 3 comes out?
>>750210580Their reflexes are too slow to compete with the young blood.
>>750212239It's actually pretty big (balls too). I think Sabrina's might be a bit bigger though
literally who
>>750212812That's the appeal.
>>750211204>>750210580she's not that pretty irl.
>>750213152What do you dislike about her? I don't know celebs, but she's not done anything to annoy me
Sabrina carpenter had like 1 decent song in her entire career, and funny how she looks like she's 60 in any non-photoshoped picture
>>750212307People were seething because she was right.
>>750212812Women shorter than 5 feet should date children and not reproduce.
>>750215960>Literally promoting Kalergi Plan and satanism/judaism in her perfomances>Hasnt done anything to annoy (You)Are you perhaps black?
>>750212193That's just a horrible dress that doesn't flatter her at all.
>>750213019>Makes tons of songs about her ex boyfriends>Is married to a man>Uh she is a lesbian because uh well uh
>>750210580I've seen a two guys in their 70s streaming on twitch drinking beer and smoking cigarettes playing fortnite.
>>750216227idk what those words even mean, but i'm white / catholic
>>750216307If she wont fuck me, she is either gay or a gay man.
>>750216441Why in the high holy Hell would you ever want to fuck Taylor "Genderbent French Stewart" Swift?
>>750212240I'm not a retarded nigger, so I never used any slang aside from the ageless/timeless ones like "cool."
>>750211604Pics you can smell.
>>750215960She hates men
>>750211768When did it happen to you, old man?
>>750210580I think young people shit on it more than old people. My dad is like 70 and he plays Fortnite every day.
>>750215960I just don't find her that attractive is what I meant>>750216734All her songs are about how obsessed she is with men.
>>750211393Where are the upskirt pics
>>750216815Her songs are all about how much men suck and will hurt her, because she's a poor widdle innocent flower. Then she turns around and writes songs about "oh, I'm such a horrible person". Pick a lane, you stick twigged fugly bitch.
>>750216307homos famously never marry beards
>>750211669Perfect Perky Puffs
>>750216342oishe's a fucking MIDGETyou retards glorified MIDGES again
>>750211768>im a middle aged man and still think zoomers speak in millennial ebonicsgrim shit. all these terms have been dead for like 6 years.
>>750210580I don't, its pretty fun. Can get boring a bit, but when you land where people are and all hell breaks loose its fun. >my main
>>750216908>Her songs are all about how much men suck and will hurt her, because she's a poor widdle innocent flower.You fell for another rightoid hallucination
>>750216645more words than you think are generational slang. you are just too much of a retarded nigger to realize, as usual.
>>750211768Is that Gen Alpha Zoomer Slang?
>>750210580Huh?
I like all of those cameos but fortnite is boring
>>750217071Right, left, whatever. I don't care. I just loathe that bitch.
It’s so fucking bizarre that wigger speak is still a thing.
>>750217103its elder zoomer and millennial slang, actually.
>>750216815Yes that's typical foid behavior. Hate men, berate them for being stupid and worthless, yet base your life around riding as many dicks as possible.
>>750217142Need smaller maps, sometimes theyre way too big.
>>750217150You hate a made-up phantom that you claim is her because some inflooencer told you she hates men>>750217190>she secretly hates men I just know it!
Uncs are steam cultistsA part of their cult behavior is to hate games not available on steam
>>750217248No, you don't get it. I hate every single thing about her. In any form.The sooner her no talent fugly ass goes away the better.
>>750217151>a thingIt's so bizarre that millennials think the way they speak is any better
Ive played games where I've barely found anyone, I feel a middle with smaller maps and having the storm move a bit faster would add more intense gameplay. And it would boost the fun factor because you wont be wandering around most of the time. Zero build was a great addition
>>750210580I don't. 33 years old I play regularly with my brothers who are in their teens. I also sub to crew and buy skins regularly.Its fun, doesnt take itself seriously and is the best BR on the market, yes even more so than Apex
>>750217238>Lucia>shortstackthat's a fucking lie and you know it, retard
>>750217108Stealth marketing
>>750217481Valorant, overwatch, pubg, apex legends, i just couldnt get into.
>>750217551We're talking about video games on a video game forum. How's that marketing?
>>750210580>>750211393>>750211604>>750211669>>750212302astroturfed jew whore
>>750217634Because only valve games are allowed to be talked about on a mostly steam user board, now play deadlock
>>750217746I dont have a pc, and if I did, I probably wouldn't.
>>750210580new horde mode is the best, all i do is spend hours knocking people into the storm
>>750210580Little girls want to be her, and guys want to fuck her
>>750211147There's too many generic blondes out there for me to care.
>>750218146No.
I've never spoke like a retarded nigger
>>750210580Her boyfriend cheated on her so she must be a pain in the ass, doesn't put out or is shit in bed.
wtf
>>750218396famous people don't have real relationships
>>750218396>or doesn't shit in bedfucking BITCH
>>750211147I love how they smoothed out her ghoulish cheek sacks
>>750218396i'd like to be a pain in her ass
>>750210580I am really becoming an unc, I have no idea who this bitch is, I thought it was Sidney sweeney.>>750213271didn't they add a no build mode?
>>750210580>mass media the game
>>750216408What do you think of the jews and judaism? This is the real test to know if you're catholic.
>>750210580Posting best girl
>>750219129I have no opinion on them. I don't interact with them. I dislike Muslims though. And American Christians.
>>750211491It's the current Jane Pop
>>750220942So youre jewish
>>750221120Whatever, mang
>>750216908both things can be true you sexually frustrated retard
>>750211204Grinded out this battle pass because she touched me one time in 2016 on the Evolution tour.
nahh chat why /v/ anons being didi bluds in here skull emoji -100 aura fr
>>750210580They didn't add Timesplitter characters also use your people words, fucking mazda
>>750210580Fuck sabrina
>>750210580>hey men, and it's pigs
Teto finally coming to fortnite :)
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>>750219373Eat the spuspu tranny
